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General Discussion => Classic SLAP => Topic started by: Doctor Newton on July 10, 2009, 12:32:03 AM
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Remember when Dr. Newton 2.0 pretended he lured Corey Duffel into talking to him? Well to show 2.0 how the fuck it is done, Cigarettebeer and I created a fake myspace and lured Newton 2.0 into our own trap. Cigbeer supplied the pics, named her, picked her bday, what she likes, etc. I did the profile work. He added her friends, got the comments, and found the groups. I did the talking to 2.0.
Our Myspace can be seen here - myspace.com/lissajoan. It took some encouragement. He didn't want to add her and I had to keep telling him he probably knows her or has saw her around before, but he finally added her. Since his Myspace (myspace.com/skatehpm) has been infiltrated and what few pics of him he had saved and reupped for your viewing pleasure, I can finally give to you this wonderful masterpiece.
A gift to you all - The Newton 2.0 Exposed Thread
Intro
It all started googling his Slap email. This led to his posts on a cigar forum. He mentioned using his real email in the profile there, but you had to be a member to view. Cigarettebeer made a profile and from there we found his Myspace and real name. He has posted on Slap in the past as his actual name, Chris McCracken, and posts as that name on skatenc.com and forums.skateperception.com as well. He makes threads on that skateperception board trying to sell his zoo york polo and trying to get people to give him their American Eagle giftcards. The AIM that I have spoken to him on is toymachinegvse, but his old AIM happens to be zeroskater5050...quite funny considering his Thomas hate. He tries to buy cigars over paypal, took forever to add a decent looking slut's (fake) myspace, and told me on AIM once about how much he hates dogs. The teenage Catholic Liberatarian we know as Dr. Newton 2.0 truly is a pathetic, pitiful human being.
I will reiterate this later, but he also told me once that he doesn't want his face on Slap due to ruthless photoshopping. So if you want to do your part, make some photoshops of young Chris McCracken and post them in this thread.
Index of 2.0 Information
Myspace - myspace.com/skatehpm
Name - Chris McCracken
Religion - Catholic
AIM - zeroskater5050 and toymachinegvse
Youtube - youtube.com/user/SkateNC1001
Highschool - East Forsyth
Location - Kernersville, NC
College - UNC Greensboro
High school alumni website (made a profile there to view his, but they wanted me to pay 10 bucks via paypal just to be able to view shit, fuck that) - http://www.alumniclass.com/eastforsyth/alumni-profile?id=2953575
Here is Newton 2.0's skate lessons. If you live in NC you can trick him into it and then beat his ass for hating dogs.
http://www.piedmontparent.com/directories/seasonalsportsdirectory.php?pageaction=openlinkdetail&link_id=423&parent_id=16
P.O. Box 728
Kernersville NC 27285
336-996-6421
Get a month (four) of Monday lessons for $25 in our Skate Skool at the Kernersville Skate Park. Classes are from 6-7 p.m. on Mondays with Chris McCracken. Registration is open now; space is limited to only six students for each month. Call 336-996-3062 to find out more.
Fees: $25 Ages: all. Gender: male and female.
I don't know if that's his real address, but I hope so.
Here is Newton 2.0 trying to buy cigars online via paypal. The kid lives in NC where tobacco is everywhere, yet he has no friends to buy him some cigars. Note the post is made February 24, 2009 so it's not like he was super young then. He can't talk someone into just letting him buy them underage, he can't steal them, has no friends to buy them for him, etc. He has to try to buy them via paypal on a cigar forum.
http://forums.cigaraficionado.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/9586096/m/960105495
"What's up guys? I'm a college freshman who is new to the cigar smoking world, and I'm looking to buy one or two nice cigars for my first time. I'm not looking for anything specific, but I would like it to be flavorful, and something that I will really be able to appreciate. I've heard that cigars are very relaxing, and that they help to calm you down.
Thank you and have a nice day."
PICTURE TIME!
AGAIN, I ENCOURAGE EVERYONE TO PHOTOSHOP THIS FAGGOT
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IN THE HAT! ;D
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Later, maybe tomorrow even, I will post some of his best of quotes from other forums. I only went back so many pages, but there are a few good ones.
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lol, nice
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Sorry about that fellas, the pics didn't post at first.
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he's done, I love how its possible to ruin someones life on the internet
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great post. I think its weird that they specify gender on the skate lessons. two pics of him infront of the greensboro sign are pretty hawt.
Solid work. way to put in work towards a worthy cause
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From skatenc.com
"Jamie Thomas is a lying piece of shit.... I've seen it firsthand, and the guy gets absolutely NO respect from me.
Now Mike V.... truly a legend... if you've ever seen his show, "Drive", you know that the things that he has to say are things you can only learn from years and years of dedication to skateboarding. This video also cracks me up every time, ahahahahaha:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WthrU0Nsp5g"
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Bravo
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Trying to sell his zoo york polo
http://forums.skateperception.com/index.php?showtopic=155548&hl=
Him beggin for giftcards:
http://forums.skateperception.com/index.php?showtopic=213958&hl=
"I was just wondering if any of you have any gift cards to places like American Eagle, Abercrombie, Hollister, etc. that you don't want and/ or are willing to sell for less than what they're worth? I specifically must wear shit like this for reasons I won't go into, but please keep the hate or whatever elsewhere. If you've got actual clothes, I wear size Large shirts/ sweaters/ jackets, and 30x32 pants. I'll buy lots from you (if you have like four new shirts or something), but I really don't want to waste money shipping like one t-shirt."
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i have a very reliable source who told me it went down like this, verbatum...
i took the liberty of getting buckwild on ms paint. enjoy!
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Quotes from forums.skateperception.com
"Daaamnnnnnn. I'm so intimidated about college.
I'm a senior right now, and I just got an almost full scholarship to go to school for the next year. "Grades" and "showing up more than twice a week" are suddenly irrelevant."
^ So much for cocky Slap version of 2.0
"You could maybe try a repo lot.... is there any chance of money from your parents?"
"I think people were a lot more judgmental at my middle school than they are now at my high school. I really miss the old days where you could basically always talk shit though :["
"My life pretty much sucks."
"I'll do $50 PayPal if it uses USB. IM me at Zeroskater5050"
"Come on guys. BUMP. Who has a gift card that is fairly decent? $20 at the Abercrombie store might get me a t-shirt sleeve or maybe a sock."
"The thread where I do people's homework for money. It has generated more income for me than my one-hour-a-week job, gotten me my only three points in like three years of being registered, and has also been pinned. I think my next thread might be the "I am under 21 and would like to buy alcohol from someone over the internet" thread."
"I've never played a sport or anything, but I skateboard up and down a hill in front of my house for probably two hours each day. It's a little like running.... my leg muscles are fucking stacked right now. The problem is that my whole upper body has been neglected, and I'm basically really awkward and all out of proportion; next week I am buying a TotalGym from my buddy for $100, and I'm going to try to get on some next level workout shit. I want to skate 5-10 miles each day, run one mile, and then maybe get 30 minutes to an hour on the Total Gym. I'm also totally replacing soda (the only thing I drink besides alcohol) with water. I'd really love to make my college's track team next year. It's a NCAA D-1 school, so Idk. Even if that doesn't work out, I guess I'll probably get laid more."
"http://aero.imageg.net/graphics/product_im...5179218v250.jpg
....cheap and gets the job done."
Remember when he said the recession wasn't fuckin with him?
"With this recession, it's getting harder and harder to find a solid after school job. I'm not trying to work fast food at all.... I eat it too much to want to know what goes on behind the scenes.
What about working at a store in the mall (American Eagle, Abercrombie, etc.)? Have any of you ever done that? Is it hard to get hired? Do they really treat their employees like shit? If you've worked in a store like this, please just tell me everything you can...."
"Rollerblading is just skateboarding's stupid cousin."
"Fuck living at college. I'm starting next year, and basically, I'm just going to stay here at home and make my mom pay my tuition. The plan is to just get a bunch of scholarships and keep them. My bills will be paid by my mom also, as well as things like groceries and going out to eat. It should save me several thousand dollars -- money I can save to go to law school, a down payment on a home to live in while in law school, etc. I did want to move away, but making all new friends and dealing with such a harsh standard of living is just too much work. If I want to party, I'll just do it on campus.
The biggest factor in deciding to stay for me was the fact that dorms do not have private bathrooms...."
"Yeah. Actually, let's not even discuss WCW. Sting was a great wrestler, but other than that ever WCW wrestler was like the Nate Sherwood of wrestlers."
I have a couple more but fuck it. The rest of them I just thought were funny because he says he loves Mosaic and Photosynthesis AND Pappalardo. Seems like shit he would hate on Slap to keep his e-persona going. Also he mentioned loving to bomb hills when he hated on SF Hills on here before. Just stuff like that
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I think that from now on I'm going to kick my dog each time you post.
newton2.0 you are so lucky i decided to pass up my yearly trip to nc, because after saying some of the shit you have said and the fact that i know what you look like, I WOULD BEAT YOU HALF TO DEATH. kthnbye.
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Bravo
gnard for life with that gem
art too
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Everything about this is ridiculous.
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Doctor Newton is my favorite SLAP Pal, as of now.
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That's definately him, considering he's wearing American Eagle, but surprisingly not his cum-stained jeans:
(http://www.ae.com/Images/laydowns/Large_265/0112_2525_849.jpg)
He was bragging about that shirt or posting pics of it in multiple threads?
Dr. Newton 2.0: Why the fuck would you wear a hat and jump into a pool?
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You're way too obsessed with this dude.
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-65,000 rep just before focusing his account
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Monster handrail that finishes way past the steps??
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ouch
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hahaha holy shit
did he delete his shit and leave?
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just posting so this pops up when I use the 'new replies to your posts' feature tomorow morning
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skating is so weird these days
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Damn. I don't know whether this is sad or funny.
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I specifically must wear shit like this for reasons I won't go into, but please keep the hate or whatever elsewhere.
This has really piqued my curiosity
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"THESE GIRLS TOTALLY AREN'T OF LEGAL AGE. WHO'S THE PEDOBEAR NOW?!?!?!?!"
-Smolik
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beat his ass for hating dogs.
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the lamest thing about Newton is that he focused his account because of this thread. everyone already knew pretty much who he was and the pictures weren't a big suprise to me and i'd guess not to anyone else so what's the big deal. you look exactly like we all imagined you would, big deal.
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Art, you just made my day. This should really be pinned.
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Excellent work. I really appreciate the process as much as the outcome. E-fucking with people is a good time, and it couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
If he focused he's even a bigger bitch than I imagined. Who cares if we all get to see your lunchbox-head for the first time?
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Fucking brutal. Complete destruction.
Well done my friend.
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how old is this art newt guy? does he even have time to skate??
where does he find the time if he spends hours chatting online with little boys (netlurk) and tricking them into thinking hes a girl on the internet
all so he can post it on slap and make his rep go up
pretty awesome bro. do you have any friends in real life or are the slap pals all you got?
i mean sure the kids a loser but you come accross like some stalker
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Damn that kid is fucking uglier than rawbuttson.
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Jamie Thomas gets the last laugh.
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yeah, someone should e-mail this thread to him.
Nice work art newt and cigarette beer
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i am dissapoint
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lunchbox-head
ahahahahha
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Remind me not to piss you guys off so you won't start posting dumb threads about me.
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plandentaire-ish
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Pretty fuckin funny. Little bastard went and focused his account immediately after this, classic.
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Pretty fuckin funny. Little bastard went and focused his account immediately after this, classic.
The focus is hilarious. Looks like he did give a fuck after all.
And ChildofGepetto no need to get salty, shit's funny. Newt of all people needed to be taken down a notch. And it's not like running an e-scam is a full time job. Writing some emails or creating a fake myspace while watching TV at night doesn't mean you don't have time to skate or keep a job dumbass.
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS UP WITH HIM CALLING EVERYONE SCRUBS
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
PROLLY SCRUBS HIS FUCKIN CHODE WITH JIZZ
a scrub is a guy who cant get no love from me
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS UP WITH HIM CALLING EVERYONE SCRUBS
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
PROLLY SCRUBS HIS FUCKIN CHODE WITH JIZZ
a scrub is a guy who cant get no love from me
hangin out the passenger side of his best friends ride
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS UP WITH HIM CALLING EVERYONE SCRUBS
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
PROLLY SCRUBS HIS FUCKIN CHODE WITH JIZZ
a scrub is a guy who cant get no love from me
hangin out the passenger side of his best friends ride
tryin to holla at me
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For all those who can't appreciate lulz and the lack of effort it took to find all that stuff (it's easy to find shit on Google when the person names all their accounts after their real name), it's your loss. It was simple finding the stuff and tricking him, the only effort was copy/pasting the shit from the text file that I dumped all my findings into to this thread. Even the myspace was ran easily because I made her a gmail. Gmail auto-refreshes and keeps you signed in even if you close your browser. I would go to gmail.com every now and then and it would tell me if I had a new message from 2.0 or a new friend (to which I checked to see if it was Chris McCracken).
For all those seeing the immense humor in this - :-* You're good people
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how old is this art newt guy? does he even have time to skate??
where does he find the time if he spends hours chatting online with little boys (netlurk) and tricking them into thinking hes a girl on the internet
all so he can post it on slap and make his rep go up
pretty awesome bro. do you have any friends in real life or are the slap pals all you got?
i mean sure the kids a loser but you come accross like some stalker
Who needs real-life friends when you've got slappals?
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For all those who can't appreciate lulz and the lack of effort it took to find all that stuff (it's easy to find shit on Google when the person names all their accounts after their real name), it's your loss. It was simple finding the stuff and tricking him, the only effort was copy/pasting the shit from the text file that I dumped all my findings into to this thread. Even the myspace was ran easily because I made her a gmail. Gmail auto-refreshes and keeps you signed in even if you close your browser. I would go to gmail.com every now and then and it would tell me if I had a new message from 2.0 or a new friend (to which I checked to see if it was Chris McCracken).
For all those seeing the immense humor in this - :-* You're good people
This is exactly how I found Sorry Mom and posted all her personal info (i.e. Address, Email, ph#...) in Temp Gnar.
Google knows everything.
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This is an amazing thing to wake up too. Today is going to be a good day
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this kid is lameeeee.... but why are you hating on pops? your not pro for chocolate are you?
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hahaha you are guys are ruthless....i like it.
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flannels have been trendy for a long time fool. Why dont you stop complaining and go play with your boy friend on the swing set. try not to tickle eachothes balls while you are at it.
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just waiting for the 9:00 news for a msg-board related suicide.
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ruthless and brutal? don't know about any of that. i don't really understand what's so bad about this. the only truly embarassing thing is how 2.0 kept asking for americrombie, acted defensive about it in the same post, asked about it again, then confesses that he'd like to work there. oh, 2.0, there's no need to hide your true self. its 2009, you can come out the closet. i will say that him deleting his account was pretty bitch, though, because his "exposure" really changes nothing.
except that we now know he likes americrombie
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epic post fail? your name is penis on my forehead... thats an epic life fail
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Holy shitballs, I have no clue what to say... Newt didn't have to focus though, I don't get why he'd do that.
I've been a part of some pretty epic trolling missions in the past, but this was really well done. I'm pretty sure Newt will be back once he's over it... I disagree with just about everything he says, but I think he's OK, I just really don't get why he focused???
Beyond that, it's stuff like this that makes me pretty transparent on the web... it's easy to talk shit on stuff when you don't have anything to hide (though having said that, now I'm wondering if there might be that one thing, haha).
Art, Cig... you just blew my mind. I sure as hell didn't expect to see anything like this today! Daaaaamn!
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i have been skating for 10 years and dont wear trendy clothes at all. I only got good fakie tre's anyway. Im done with you anyway god knows not only is there a penis on your forehead but one in your mouth too.
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The best pic is the skate-coach one with the little kids. And he wants to pop-off at Smolik for jumping over some chicks at a demo?
He used to always talk about how little kids are pussies 'cause no one vibes them at the parks anymore. About how being nice to little kids that skate is ruining the next generation or some shit. And he's a skate coach for little kids WTF? I wonder if required those kids to wear their helmets? It's sweet how they left their helmets on for the picture.
The next step is finding out his parents email address and forwarding that shit he wrote about how he's swindling them out of like $15Gs a year.
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god knows not only is there a penis on your forehead but one in your mouth too.
eventhough it's not a fair jab because rawbum didn't pick that screenname, fuck this made me laugh
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This thread is crazy...dude got crushed.wow.
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So no, I don't want your number, no I don't want to give you mine.
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this is classic
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Him beggin for giftcards:
http://forums.skateperception.com/index.php?showtopic=213958&hl=
"I was just wondering if any of you have any gift cards to places like American Eagle, Abercrombie, Hollister, etc. that you don't want and/ or are willing to sell for less than what they're worth? I specifically must wear shit like this for reasons I won't go into, but please keep the hate or whatever elsewhere. If you've got actual clothes, I wear size Large shirts/ sweaters/ jackets, and 30x32 pants. I'll buy lots from you (if you have like four new shirts or something), but I really don't want to waste money shipping like one t-shirt."
This is by far the funniest/most surprising thing to me. He reps that shit pretty hard here with no shame yet in the real world (other message boards) he knows he should be embarrassed.
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So no, I don't want your number, no I don't want to give you mine.
no i don't wanna meet you nowhere, no i don't want none of your time.
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The best pic is the skate-coach one with the little kids. And he wants to pop-off at Smolik for jumping over some chicks at a demo?
He used to always talk about how little kids are pussies 'cause no one vibes them at the parks anymore. About how being nice to little kids that skate is ruining the next generation or some shit. And he's a skate coach for little kids WTF? I wonder if required those kids to wear their helmets? It's sweet how they left their helmets on for the picture.
The next step is finding out his parents email address and forwarding that shit he wrote about how he's swindling them out of like $15Gs a year.
So this little fucking puke swindles his parents out of almost as much money as I make at my hard-earning fulltime job?
fml
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I'm surprised that this person turned out to be exatcly who they are. I always thought it was someone working at a skateshop fucking around.
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buddy i am fucking epic at life you dont even know shit about me. sure i live in my moms basement and i am 23 and somewhat ginger looking. you can hate all you want on that shit. but the real shit comes down to whos doin the real shit. i am ripping skateboarding every damn day and people are hyped. i disected this god damn industry in under 4 minutes, and still had time to shout out my homies. you are some dick rider fag with a full blown walk in closet of skateboarding related brands who has skated for 3 years and thinks he is good cause he can do a 360 flip. you care so much abou what other people think about your image and thats why you buy all those gay clothes and blow your paycheques on fashion bullshit. and you think you NEED that shit to get pussy, but really you are just a pussy.
I had to dig in there and scoop up a new sig. Rawb is hustle 90 for ya'll that don't know.
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does he still post at those other forums?
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fuckin faggs
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Chris, this is for you. You may wear ugly clothes, but you are very beautiful inside.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ejX0q3s0yY
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I love when the internet crosses over to real life. Thats when people start to get hurt :)
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The best pic is the skate-coach one with the little kids. And he wants to pop-off at Smolik for jumping over some chicks at a demo?
He used to always talk about how little kids are pussies 'cause no one vibes them at the parks anymore. About how being nice to little kids that skate is ruining the next generation or some shit. And he's a skate coach for little kids WTF? I wonder if required those kids to wear their helmets? It's sweet how they left their helmets on for the picture.
The next step is finding out his parents email address and forwarding that shit he wrote about how he's swindling them out of like $15Gs a year.
So this little fucking puke swindles his parents out of almost as much money as I make at my hard-earning fulltime job?
fml
I spent about five minutes on the internet and found his home address via a funeral home website. His middle name comes from his dad and his mom and dad are listed in the white pages.
Although it's temping I'm not gonna do anything with it. His parents raised him and the apple usually doesn't fall far from the tree. If he's really stealing from him like he brags about they'll either catch him or they're shady too.
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The best pic is the skate-coach one with the little kids. And he wants to pop-off at Smolik for jumping over some chicks at a demo?
He used to always talk about how little kids are pussies 'cause no one vibes them at the parks anymore. About how being nice to little kids that skate is ruining the next generation or some shit. And he's a skate coach for little kids WTF? I wonder if required those kids to wear their helmets? It's sweet how they left their helmets on for the picture.
The next step is finding out his parents email address and forwarding that shit he wrote about how he's swindling them out of like $15Gs a year.
So this little fucking puke swindles his parents out of almost as much money as I make at my hard-earning fulltime job?
fml
I spent about five minutes on the internet and found his home address via a funeral home website. His middle name comes from his dad and his mom and dad are listed in the white pages.
Although it's temping I'm not gonna do anything with it. His parents raised him and the apple usually doesn't fall far from the tree. If he's really stealing from him like he brags about they'll either catch him or they're shady too.
slap detective work at it's finest
high fives all around
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i love you art
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epic life fail
Wow I wish I could be as eloquent as you.
The next step is finding out his parents email address and forwarding that shit he wrote about how he's swindling them out of like $15Gs a year.
If this doesn't happen I will be very disappointed. All that really happened was the other Newton got some myspace photos for us to laugh at. I don't think I'll feel satisfied until the kids life has been ruined, or at least his relationship with his parents.
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ive said it before but it needs to be brought up again, what a wonderful fucking website we have all discovered. my time on slap has been funnier than anything on any million dollar television show/movie could be.
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this guy is gonna be a serial killer or commit suicide 8)
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I love when the internet crosses over to real life. Thats when people start to get hurt :)
If this were a group of \b\tards, Anon would surely count this as a win.
I'm still really tripping on the fact that he focused... I don't know about the gift card crap or the way he may or may not be stealing from his folks, but I think the skate coaching thing is pretty rad. As defensive (and eager to play offensive) as he is, I'm really, really surprised that he wouldn't stick around and duke it out or just come clean. Whatever floats his boat I guess.
I gotta tip my hat again though... you guys did some pretty damned good social engineering and online detective work. The MySpace account part was too good.
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I think the skate coaching thing is pretty rad. As defensive (and eager to play offensive) as he is, I'm really, really surprised that he wouldn't stick around and duke it out or just come clean.
I don't care one way or another about the skate coaching but what's funny is how he came on here and pretended to be the exact opposite. Talking about how we should all be dicks to little kids and not teach them anything so they don't grow up to be pussies. Funny thing is it makes perfect sense; he probably came home from a frustrating afternoon of skate coaching and wrote that shit.
Another funny thing is how he talked shit on his college or whatever saying it was just a place of convenience for him but grad school was really where he was gonna up his game. Then he posts pics of himself posing in front of the sign on his myspace or whatever. Too funny.
The whole focusing thing just tells me Art Newt hit the nail on the head.
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this guy is gonna be a serial killer or commit suicide 8)
My money is on him pulling a Ryan Reynolds ala "Just Friends" and coming back in 10 years as the coolest dude ever. Probably end up getting Vicky pregnant too.
edit* what? I've never seen Just Friends...
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By the way, has anyone tried calling that phone number and seeing who picks up?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8ISFwEMBbQ
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I used to live near his High School for a while... fucking awesome thread.
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Why dont you stop complaining and go play with your boy friend on the swing set. try not to tickle eachothes balls while you are at it.
If they were boyfriends, why wouldn't they tickle eachother's balls? Seriously.
buddy i am fucking epic at life you dont even know shit about me. sure i live in my moms basement and i am 23 and somewhat ginger looking.
That statement definitely proves his epicness at life. Unreal statement.
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Wow I wish I could be as eloquent as you.
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The next step is finding out his parents email address and forwarding that shit he wrote about how he's swindling them out of like $15Gs a year.
If this doesn't happen I will be very disappointed. All that really happened was the other Newton got some myspace photos for us to laugh at. I don't think I'll feel satisfied until the kids life has been ruined, or at least his relationship with his parents.
I agree
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paging chris hansen
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All Newt 2.0 had to say was, "Yeah, this is me." and the thread would of been totally dumb. The focus just just makes this seem like a win.
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wow.
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I fuck girls hotter than you on my worst days
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paging chris hansen
shut the fuck up, bill.
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All Newt 2.0 had to say was, "Yeah, this is me." and the thread would of been totally dumb. The focus just just makes this seem like a win.
seriously, than everybody would be saying "newt your a stalker" "get a life" and newt would focus his account
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although this is pretty awesome I'm kind of bummed he focused his account, I'll miss the dental plan spam in all his threads.
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Chris and I don't see eye to eye on anything, but I kind of feel bad for the kid. I guess when you are a dick all the time though and hurt some feelings, people are going to want revenge and boy did you guys get your revenge, damn.
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Best thread/scheme on this site since the fully flared scam. Total win!
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The Jamie Thomas hate and subsequent revelation of the AIM name Zeroskateboarder5050 or whatever is pretty funny.
And of course he had to focus, he was racist, homophobic and hypocritical because he was anonymous and then exposed it
isn't like we are talking about a very mature person here.
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this was your one and only good post, you can go ahead and follow Newton 2.0's lead
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All Newt 2.0 had to say was, "Yeah, this is me." and the thread would of been totally dumb. The focus just just makes this seem like a win.
They already called me a stalker and told me to get a life and I didn't focus :P
Anyone who thinks 2.0 saying "this is me" would've ruined the thread is an idiot. His actions can't hurt the greatness of this thread, they can however make it better - and they did just that.
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Being a fat mall shop skater is one thing.
Pissing in RIP threads of fallen skaters is another... Wait till I sober up and open up photoshop tomorrow.
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i'm so drunk i'd fight 2.0 right now.
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i dont want no scrub, a scrub is a guy who cant get no love from me hanging on the passenger side of his best friends ride tryin to holla at me!
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Wait till I sober up and open up photoshop tomorrow.
nice
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All Newt 2.0 had to say was, "Yeah, this is me." and the thread would of been totally dumb. The focus just just makes this seem like a win.
I dissagree. Boyan got the same treatment and he just posted about him not caring. Then the thread was ruined. Also way to suck your own dick.
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All Newt 2.0 had to say was, "Yeah, this is me." and the thread would of been totally dumb. The focus just just makes this seem like a win.
I dissagree. Boyan got the same treatment and he just posted about him not caring. Then the thread was ruined. Also way to suck your own dick.
Haha, my exact thoughts. Threads good but fuck off with that bullshit.
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I've never worn it, and I don't really like it. It's a large, but it fits me comfortably and I wear mediums.
what?
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I assume he meant he never wore it in public.
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amateur science.
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I just realized my girls' gonna go nuts when she finds a link to that fake girl's myspace chillin' in my browser, like 2nd or 3rd from the top.
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this really isn't that great but what the hell!? yay, back patting, yaaay! nothing has changed! awesomes! we know he wears faggy clothes! still can't figure out why he focused his account, though. all the shit that has come out about him was already assumed to be true. he could have very easily ignored this and kept posting as per usual but i guess now the magic is gone
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all you saying if he just was like "yeah, it was me" it would backfire... hell fucking no, are you kidding me? DID YOU READ THIS DUDES POSTS?! he was one of the shittiest [real] posters... this is why it is fantastic. i had an "exposed thread" but im not going around calling everybody scrubs and trying to act real hard on the internet... so...
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Which Doctor Newton account was the one pretending to be Clyde Singleton a few years ago?
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I'm speechless....
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hahah, good deal fellas.
i thought for the longest time that he and the gipper were the same dude with some crazy split personality shit and too much time.
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Which Doctor Newton account was the one pretending to be Clyde Singleton a few years ago?
it wasn't newton. that kid was outed, myspace and all that.
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for closure's sake...
toymachinegvse: you tell them that this is from me:
toymachinegvse: Well nevermind
toymachinegvse: Don't tell them anything
toymachinegvse: I focused that shit because I don't want an even larger volume of posters digging into my life and stalking me and shit
toymachinegvse: I think that it's weird
toymachinegvse: If any of them think that I'm somehow embarassed about who I am or what I do -- I am surprised that would think I looked or acted any different
toymachinegvse: I have also met different people from the boards, and have posted footage already
toymachinegvse: My MySpace and photo have also been floating around for years and years, and it wasn't in any way "embarassing" to me
Me: so which one of those girls were you 'bangin'
toymachinegvse: What girls?
Me: you had your arms around two pre-pubescent chicks
toymachinegvse: Oh
toymachinegvse: Those girls are both 16 or 17
toymachinegvse: Seniors in high school I think
toymachinegvse: But neither one of them
toymachinegvse: It was some bitch that likes me, and her dumbass friend from Colorado
toymachinegvse: She wouldn't shut up until I posted the thing
Me: pussy got you hooked
toymachinegvse: Def not
toymachinegvse: Anyway
toymachinegvse: You cut and paste what I said
toymachinegvse: And give it to those idiots
Me: when's 3.0 gonna hit the scene?
toymachinegvse: Never
toymachinegvse: I was actually planning to leave the SLAP boards anyway
toymachinegvse: Like, within the next few weeks
toymachinegvse: They had gotten so boring
Me: ..............
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boring my ass!
we have our first dick posted by the poster whose it is!
the party has just started
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for closure's sake...
How funny is it that he picked you to tell Slap his goodbye when it was like 2 weeks ago you sent him the pic of that fucked up dick and he was trying to fight you through AIM hahaha
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just posting so this pops up when I use the 'new replies to your posts' feature tomorow morning
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in other news, chris mccracken a freshman student at UNC greensboro was found dead yesterday....
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yo, i wonder if hes got an uncle phil
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdCrZfTkG1c
That was awesome... I promise never to speak any ill will of artnewt or cigbeer EVER.
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hahah DAMN
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Remind me not to piss you guys off so you won't start posting dumb threads about me.
you do it to yourself