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Title: Kotr Baker
Post by: boyan on August 10, 2006, 11:42:52 AM
UPDATE: BAKER ANNOUNCES TEAM
The teams have been holding out for as long as they could, but with KOTR starting in two days, the rosters should start coming in. Baker leads the pack as the first team to announce their squad: Andrew Reynolds, Jim Greco, Erik Ellington, Bryan Herman, Leo Romero, Flip (TM), Lance Dawes (photographer), Beagle (filmer)…and Braydon Szafranski is going just to go.
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: fuckingvegan on August 10, 2006, 11:44:48 AM
Who are the other teams this year?
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: ctsskate on August 10, 2006, 11:58:38 AM
I believe it the others are Toy Machine, Darkstar, and of course Zero. I think Baker has a chance to take it really but you know Zero will be tough. I like the line-up this year though.
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: Lance on August 10, 2006, 12:07:41 PM
Can we get a team that doesn't wear there sisters clothes in this line up
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: boyan on August 10, 2006, 12:09:06 PM
Can we get a team that doesn't wear there sisters clothes in this line up

wtf hahahaha
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: kohen on August 10, 2006, 12:22:31 PM
agreed
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: Math Professor on August 10, 2006, 12:44:08 PM
Can we get a team that doesn't wear there sisters clothes in this line up
Ouch... that was a good one.
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: Anton on August 10, 2006, 12:55:17 PM
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Can we get a team that doesn't wear there sisters clothes in this line up
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Ouch... that was a good one.

second that!
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: kuark on August 10, 2006, 01:08:21 PM
…and Braydon Szafranski is going just to go.

what the hell does this mean ? he's just gonna sit in the van the whole time or what.
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: heckler on August 10, 2006, 01:11:29 PM
yea
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: puolukka08 on August 10, 2006, 01:21:51 PM
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…and Braydon Szafranski is going just to go.
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what the hell does this mean ? he's just gonna sit in the van the whole time or what.

yes because he has broken leg..
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: the iron monkey on August 10, 2006, 01:26:36 PM
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…and Braydon Szafranski is going just to go.
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what the hell does this mean ? he's just gonna sit in the van the whole time or what.
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yes because he has broken leg..

good.
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: lurkstatus on August 10, 2006, 03:39:28 PM
there are twol tight outcomes in this competion:

1.  Somebody besides the jocks at zero win king of the road.

2. The Darkstar Team is burned alive in their van in a horrible accident driving through nebraska or some shit.

If both of these things happen it will be a miracle, but I would be totally psyched with just one of them occurring.
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: 56InchFlatScreen on August 10, 2006, 03:44:43 PM
there are twol tight outcomes in this competion:

1.  Somebody besides the jocks at zero win king of the road.

2. The Darkstar Team is burned alive in their van in a horrible accident driving through nebraska or some shit.

If both of these things happen it will be a miracle, but I would be totally psyched with just one of them occurring.


AH HAA... FUCKING GREAT RESULTS.. I HOPE TO SEE THEM IN THE NEW VIDEO !!
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: lurkstatus on August 10, 2006, 03:52:31 PM
BONUS OUTCOME

3. Beagle wins tour MVP award.
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: Duffy on August 10, 2006, 04:15:18 PM
BONUS OUTCOME

3. Beagle wins tour MVP award.

Nah, killed it.
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: 56InchFlatScreen on August 10, 2006, 04:17:27 PM
THAT DUDE IS BETTER THAN ALOTTA PRO'S!!!!
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: jordanm on August 10, 2006, 04:17:35 PM
GO BAKER
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: hesh_trash on August 10, 2006, 04:56:32 PM
THE TOY MACHINE VAN
Toy Machine is proud to announce their 2006 King of the Road hit squad: Johnny Layton, Billy Marks, Matt Bennett, Ed Templeton, Josh Harmony, Kevin Barnett (TM), Griffin Collins (video), and Michael Burnett (photo). Toy Machine founder Ed Templeton: "All you other raw wusses are totally going down."

and just in case someone out there cares...
THE DARKSTAR LINE-UP
Jumping in the van for Darkstar will be: Chet Thomas, Paul Machnau, Paul Trep, Adam Dyet, Gailea Momolu, Mark White (filmer), Kevin Lewis (TM), and Nick Scurich (photographer).
http://secure.thrashermagazine.com/index.php?SCREEN=events_kotr06
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: kev on August 10, 2006, 04:58:38 PM
they should bring stephens instead of templeton
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: scooter on August 10, 2006, 05:02:25 PM
flip tm?  Ewan Bowman=PIECE OF SHIT
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: 1992 on August 10, 2006, 05:38:39 PM
Didn't Griffin Collins ride for Birdhouse or some shit?.....oh well....at least he films.
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: mikefork on August 10, 2006, 06:12:46 PM

Jumping in the van for Darkstar will be: Chet Thomas
YES!
i really hope he single handedly wins the kotr for darkstar
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: fuckingvegan on August 10, 2006, 06:38:48 PM
they should bring stephens instead of templeton

Fuck that Ed will kick out all the crazy old school tricks.
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: Lance on August 10, 2006, 06:40:47 PM
Thrasher is fuckin' it up this year, im bummed on this bullshit every fuckin year, last year was good with some habitat action in there,  DLX should just do king of the road, all the teams  go out and do the shit these trons do but better and with style.  krooked vs. real vs. Anti vs. thunder and spit combined....one thing i know is alot of 10-14 year olds are going to be buying this one up
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: heckler on August 10, 2006, 06:41:52 PM
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they should bring stephens instead of templeton
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Fuck that Ed will kick out all the crazy old school tricks.
And he will win all the Skate Naked challenges.
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: fuckingvegan on August 10, 2006, 06:44:08 PM
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they should bring stephens instead of templeton
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Fuck that Ed will kick out all the crazy old school tricks.
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And he will win all the Skate Naked challenges.

HA HA
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: Sheep on August 10, 2006, 07:13:31 PM
Can we get a team that doesn't wear there sisters clothes in this line up
Yup...the Darkstar team.

Does knowing that make you feel better now, skate-fashion critic?
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: Lance on August 10, 2006, 07:22:32 PM
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Can we get a team that doesn't wear there sisters clothes in this line up
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Yup...the Darkstar team.

Does knowing that make you feel better now, skate-fashion critic?
I'm not a skate fashion critic, but when i sit down to watch a vid i don't want to see that shit 24/7, and darkstar doesn't count, there as whack as the rest...tight pants or no tight pants
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: Sheep on August 10, 2006, 07:39:01 PM
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Can we get a team that doesn't wear there sisters clothes in this line up
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Yup...the Darkstar team.

Does knowing that make you feel better now, skate-fashion critic?
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I'm not a skate fashion critic, but when i sit down to watch a vid i don't want to see that shit 24/7, and darkstar doesn't count, there as whack as the rest...tight pants or no tight pants
My name is Lance, I hate everything. Waaah!
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: Lance on August 10, 2006, 07:49:50 PM
damn dude, i don't hate everything, i hate that shit though its fuckin already old and unoriginal and it hasnt even been a year yet, so many kids wearin that shit cause "its so hot right now" it's cool they'll be in camo fatigues next year when those come back
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: Sheep on August 10, 2006, 07:59:39 PM
The "new hot look" with the kids now is actually some Dickies, white tee, flannel shirt. Every kid is jockin' that steez round here (So Cal). I'm sure it'll make it out your way too soon. Girl's pants are so last year.
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: Lance on August 10, 2006, 08:10:00 PM
i'd rather see that shit come "my" way then dudes in there lil' sis' closet
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: rhp on August 10, 2006, 08:17:00 PM
i hope toy wins.
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: what an abortion! on August 10, 2006, 08:19:34 PM
flip tm?  Ewan Bowman=PIECE OF SHIT

say that to his face?
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: biggums mcgee on August 10, 2006, 08:52:37 PM
if you guys saw some of the stuff kids wore around here you wouldn't stop laughing..half of them skate in sketchers or boots.
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: stagefright on August 10, 2006, 08:59:40 PM
announce the 'challenges'
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: lurkstatus on August 10, 2006, 09:29:45 PM
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BONUS OUTCOME

3. Beagle wins tour MVP award.
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Nah, killed it.

yeah, you're right.  sorrreeeee
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: SOFT 7 on August 10, 2006, 09:58:13 PM
someone tell Thrasher to stop doing this thing yearly. maybe every 2nd would be better.
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: Lance on August 10, 2006, 10:22:49 PM
someone tell Thrasher to stop doing this thing yearly. maybe every 2nd would be better.
agree
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: Sheep on August 10, 2006, 10:26:35 PM
i'd rather see that shit come "my" way then dudes in there lil' sis' closet
Of course you would. It's the reassurance you've been seeking all along.
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: mikefork on August 10, 2006, 10:29:45 PM
announce the 'challenges'
yeah weren't the challanges last year out weeks before the actual kotr? they were also rediculous like a bs 540 down at least a six set
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: 2G on August 11, 2006, 12:07:40 AM
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flip tm?  Ewan Bowman=PIECE OF SHIT
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say that to his face?

i may be wrong but i dont think its refering to the flip tm going in the baker van, it seems more likely that it would be that guy named flip that hangs out with the baker team (although he probably aint the tm.)

hopefully toy machine will win.
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: hesh_trash on August 11, 2006, 06:01:42 PM
And Zero is Jamie Thomas, Chris Cole, John Rattray, Tommy Sandoval, James Brockman, Joey Shigeo (photographer), Matt Winterberg (filmer), and Chris Bodiford (TM). Kicks off tonight at 11:59pm
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: roulette on August 11, 2006, 06:04:35 PM
bama
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: JoyKill on August 11, 2006, 06:07:57 PM
Ewan Bowman isn't the Flip Team Manager anyway.



Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: jordanm on August 12, 2006, 01:31:37 AM
im sick of zero winning some one flush them down the toilet
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: modern.love on August 12, 2006, 09:22:52 AM
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announce the 'challenges'
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yeah weren't the challanges last year out weeks before the actual kotr? they were also rediculous like a bs 540 down at least a six set

eww
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: dud on August 12, 2006, 09:36:39 AM
Either Baker or Toy has to take it this year. Although id still rather see Zero win instead of darkstar...
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: hesh_trash on August 12, 2006, 07:02:23 PM
announce the 'challenges'
http://secure.thrashermagazine.com/index.php?SCREEN=events_kotr06They're all up there now. New categories like flat bar and pole jam in the tricks dept, and shit like perform a kickflip on a skateboard wearing rollerblades, and all team member do a kickflip down a three together holding hands?!
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: deluxe_six on August 12, 2006, 10:45:57 PM
holy shit, one of the challenges is to get a heart-a-gram tatoo
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: eight oh eight on August 12, 2006, 11:01:11 PM
was looking forward to some phelps jail time again this year.
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: jerrynolan on August 12, 2006, 11:01:51 PM
i'm stoked!
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: mikefork on August 13, 2006, 12:50:56 AM
holy shit, one of the challenges is to get a heart-a-gram tatoo
holly shit a lot of those challanges seem impossible
Title: Re: Kotr Baker
Post by: modern.love on August 13, 2006, 12:07:50 PM
if you guys saw some of the stuff kids wore around here you wouldn't stop laughing..half of them skate in sketchers or boots.

those crocs shoes are popular too