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General Discussion => Classic SLAP => Topic started by: Mizzark on August 14, 2006, 05:10:17 PM
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I got that dude qwieop to fly down to raliegh from massachussets, I was going to meet up with him and sell him blank tapes but didn't end up going but he still flew down so whatever..............
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b+ situational comedy
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Why in the hell would someone do that?
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poor mister lumpkins.
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Why in the hell would someone do that?
for the chance to hit some sweet teenage skater ass
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what the hell are you talking about
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what the hell are you talking about
this guy spammed this shit everywhere and it was on slap a while ago
http://communityteen.proboards29.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=general&thread=1119981368&page=1#1119981368
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that fool was about to purchase blank tapes for $40
"done you like a ho and then sent your ass home"
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http://www.google.com/search?hl=iw&q=sk8+on+nbc&meta=
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I like how good that guys grammer is.
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grammer
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Why does he want copies of that horrible show so badly?
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ha
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I like how good that guys grammer is.
holy shit! its bannascar!! this dude is a slap legend! Wher've you been?
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You know, I've always thought you were lame as hell MIzzark, but I remember those posts, and I remember the kid bragging about how he found somebody willing to sell him copies that he was going to fly to go get, and if you really did that, it is funny as hell. Respect!
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this show used to be the funniest thing on television
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You know, I've always thought you were lame as hell MIzzark, but I remember those posts, and I remember the kid bragging about how he found somebody willing to sell him copies that he was going to fly to go get, and if you really did that, it is funny as hell. Respect!
more proof that you dont know a damn thing
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gahah
the main guy on the show ripped
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i wonder what dave is doing with his life now that his mission is complete
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i wonder what dave is doing with his life now that his mission is complete
ask him yourself
617 - 838 - 2905
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i wonder what dave is doing with his life now that his mission is complete
ask him yourself
617 - 838 - 2905
that guy lives near me and posted on every single local forum and called every shop in ma.
i wonder if he even skates
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i wonder what dave is doing with his life now that his mission is complete
ask him yourself
617 - 838 - 2905
i wonder if he even skates
He doesn't...
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i wonder if he even skates
or why he needs the comericals and credits?
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i wonder if he even skates
didn't he specifically ask for vhs too? like refusing to have it on a dd?
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the fbi is probably behind this for some reason
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What are you guys talking about?
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(http://www.misterclip.com/predator/predator.jpg)
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You know, I've always thought you were lame as hell MIzzark, but I remember those posts, and I remember the kid bragging about how he found somebody willing to sell him copies that he was going to fly to go get, and if you really did that, it is funny as hell. Respect!
more proof that you dont know a damn thing
Well, that quote atleast proves I know what he's referring to, so I do know something.
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this show was so good ikd why they too k it off tha air
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What are you guys talking about?
before your time son
and still not even that long ago
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even i was here for that, fag
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guy skated the mini ramp
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was this that show on saturday at like 230 or some wierd time? danny way was on it a couple times? i never my saw it but my mom was all into it and would tell me about it haha
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even i was here for that, fag
wow why the fuck would even say that shit, i bet your a fuckin pussy
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was this that show on saturday at like 230 or some wierd time? danny way was on it a couple times? i never my saw it but my mom was all into it and would tell me about it haha
couldnt tell you bro
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thats because you were still watching sesame street
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sigh
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i was talking to mizzark you sensitive ho
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oh wait, if orgot, this kid actually wanted the sk8 tapes from the NBC show that was like, in 2000 or some shit.
i was thinking of that old show sk8tv or whatever.
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oh wait, if orgot, this kid actually wanted the sk8 tapes from the NBC show that was like, in 2000 or some shit.
i was thinking of that old show sk8tv or whatever.
IF ONLY THEY HAD MARATHONS FOR BICYCLING BACKWARDS
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MY POINT STANDS, YOU WERE WATCHING SESAME STREET WHEN THE REAL SK8TV WAS ON
THE INFERENCE YOU SHOULD DRAW IS THAT YOU'RE A BITCH
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MY POINT STANDS, YOU WERE WATCHING SESAME STREET WHEN THE REAL SK8TV WAS ON
THE INFERENCE YOU SHOULD DRAW IS THAT YOU'RE A BITCH
"seniority" won't get you out of this one, asshat
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respect the seniority
recognize the skills
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I'm still not sure whether this Lumpkins guy is a real person or if it was all just an elaborate joke. It seems equally unlikely that anyone would go to these lengths either for a joke or to actually get the tapes.
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I'm still not sure whether this Lumpkins guy is a real person or if it was all just an elaborate joke. It seems equally unlikely that anyone would go to these lengths either for a joke or to actually get the tapes.
nah he called me and was at his hotel in raleigh, but I was helping my sister move into her apartment so I never met up with him.
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Good evening, Mark.
I'm sorry that you were really busy over the weekend and you did not have time to meet up with me. I am still interested in receiving the 13 episodes of the show. If you can just package up the tapes and mail them from the post office (which I think now would be an easier thing to do), I would gladly appreciate it.
Please send the tapes to:
David L. Lumpkins
33 Fuller Street
Dorchester, Massachusetts 02124-3732
Thank you."
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heres one from one of his last days in raleigh I assume, I don't know why he wanted me to pick him up
" Good afternoon, Mark.
Today is my last day in North Carolina. I have to fly out tomorrow morning at 7 a.m. I am still at the Holiday Inn Hotel at the intersection of Highwoods & Capital Blvd. in Raleigh as I speak. Whenever you get a chance, please drive down here to pick me up.
If you need directions on how to get here, just call this number:
1-919-872-3500
Thank you."
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somebody call him and ask how he likes the episodes. i dare ya...
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somebody call him and ask how he likes the episodes. i dare ya...
i want to but i dont want the guy to end up being like nate sherwood on the phone where you get a single word in every two minutes and he just talks incredibly fast
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heres one from one of his last days in raleigh I assume, I don't know why he wanted me to pick him up
" Good afternoon, Mark.
Today is my last day in North Carolina. I have to fly out tomorrow morning at 7 a.m. I am still at the Holiday Inn Hotel at the intersection of Highwoods & Capital Blvd. in Raleigh as I speak. Whenever you get a chance, please drive down here to pick me up.
If you need directions on how to get here, just call this number:
1-919-872-3500
Thank you."
When was this? I thought he already got all 13 episodes?
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heres one from one of his last days in raleigh I assume, I don't know why he wanted me to pick him up
" Good afternoon, Mark.
Today is my last day in North Carolina. I have to fly out tomorrow morning at 7 a.m. I am still at the Holiday Inn Hotel at the intersection of Highwoods & Capital Blvd. in Raleigh as I speak. Whenever you get a chance, please drive down here to pick me up.
If you need directions on how to get here, just call this number:
1-919-872-3500
Thank you."
When was this? I thought he already got all 13 episodes?
well I had told him I had copies at one point, and this is what he said
" Good afternoon, Mark. This is David Lumpkins. I am just e-mailing you to let you know that everything is still a "go" for me to fly down from the northeastern part of the United States and visit you next Saturday, August 12th, 2006 in anticipation for the videotapes of the former NBC series "SK8."
Here's the airline details: I will be on Delta Airlines flight number 5507, which is scheduled to arrive at Raleigh/Durham International Airport at 11:04 a.m. Given that the plane will likely take at least 10-15 minutes to taxi into the gate area plus another 10 minutes for me to claim my baggage, I probably will not see you until 11:45 next Saturday morning. I will keep my cell phone on during the morning, with the exception of the 94-minute flight.
In order for you to identify me at the airport, I will be wearing a red-colored shirt and I will be carrying a green duffel bag, a red-and-black colored lunch box on my shoulder, and a yellow blanket.
Just for my own safety, I booked a hotel room in Raleigh and I have to check-in before 3 p.m., so if possible please plan on stopping by there first after we leave the airport. After that though, we can do whatever it is that you wish to do, including the videotape exchange.
Please e-mail back to me to confirm that you received this message in full. Also, what will you be wearing next Saturday in order for me to recognize you?
Thank you and I hope to see you next weekend."
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man, im surprised no one told him to go to thailand
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what kind of fuckin name is lumpkins?
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After that though, we can do whatever it is that you wish to do, including the videotape exchange.
Also, what will you be wearing next Saturday in order for me to recognize you?
Creep.
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Here's the airline details: I will be on Delta Airlines flight number 5507, which is scheduled to arrive at Raleigh/Durham International Airport at 11:04 a.m. Given that the plane will likely take at least 10-15 minutes to taxi into the gate area plus another 10 minutes for me to claim my baggage, I probably will not see you until 11:45 next Saturday morning. I will keep my cell phone on during the morning, with the exception of the 94-minute flight.
i cant believe he actually thought this out
After that though, we can do WHATEVER it is that you wish to do, including the videotape exchange.
weird
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i told mizzark that dude was going to molest his butthole
i think he was down for it though, i mean, he was going to meet up with the guy and hang out
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if that meeting had gone down, mizzark might not be the mizzark we know today. molestation changes people.
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i wish that dude raped mizzark real bad
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maybe he worked for them or something and wanted to destroy the last evidence left of the show
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i wish that dude raped mizzark real bad
It's only rape if you don't want it...
kidding, Mizzark is sick.
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i wish that dude raped mizzark real bad
It's only rape if you don't want it...
kidding, Mizzark is sick.
you're so funny doofy
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this shit is hilarious. that lumpkins character is creepy as fuck.
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$40 dollars for SK8 tapes
Good evening, Mark.
What is your postal address? I can easily send you the money in a regular envelope, so this should be no problem.
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Im sending todd falcon footage
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Im sending todd falcon footage
i actually lol'ed
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Well played.
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that fool was about to purchase blank tapes for $40
"done you like a ho and then sent your ass home"
wasn't really replying...just wondering if you got a new keyboard...rad
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Good afternoon, everyone. Guess who this is?
This is David Lumpkins (no joke whatsoever), and I changed my username to qweiop13.
I have two words for Mark Thompson (username: Mizzark) ..... game over! After returning home from Raleigh on Monday, August 14th, 2006, I had a suspicious feeling that all of this crap was a stupid prank that you were playing. That's why this whole post started on Monday, August 14th!
Think about it folks: It makes absolutely no sense whatsoever for one person to say to the other person over the telephone, "I'll pick you up at the hotel after I get out of work at 3 p.m.," and purposely never make any effort to drive to the hotel to give me what I deserve. This is far beyond inconsiderate .... it's straight-up rude. And to make matters even worse, Mark and I have been at this for two years. From the first time he e-mailed me back on Friday, May 28th, 2004 all the way to the moment that I arrived at my hotel on Saturday, August 12th, 2006, I thought he was extremely serious about this whole thing. I really thought that he recorded all 13 episodes of "SK8" on NBC from 2001 and that this was not a joke at all.
Since 2004, Mark changed his e-mail address from [email protected] to [email protected], which explains why I lost contact with him for 2 years. Then on Saturday, August 5th, 2006, I e-mailed Mark to remind him that I was flying down to Raleigh, North Carolina the following weekend. This is exactly how he replied back to me:
"Hey, I have work that day from 10am until 3pm. If you could get a cab to your hotel I could meet you there, or somewhere nearby, whichever works for you."
I still thought that this guy was dead-serious, because I have had to work on Saturdays myself in the Boston area. I arrived at my hotel on Saturday, August 12th at 1:22 p.m. After 3 p.m., I had my cell phone on waiting for him to call me back. 4 p.m. goes by, no call. 5 p.m. goes by, no call. 6, 7, 8, 9 p.m., still no call. At that point, I was starting to have a feeling that this North Carolina invitation was a complete joke. I was in Raleigh for one more day after that, on August 13th. I text-messaged Mark and I called him ten different times during the afternoon. Yes, he was a complete no-show as far as coming to my hotel to pick me up and driving me to his house to give me the "SK8" episodes.
For some silly reason, I still believe him when he told me that he had to help his sister with apartment-related business. On the same token, though, Mark totally knew that I invested my time (16 hours of PTO time from my job) and money (total cost of the trip was somewhere between $600 to $700) to make a special trip from Boston to Raleigh. For him not to squeeze 3 hours into his schedule during that weekend, knowing that I put over 100 percent of effort and dedication into getting the videotapes of this television show (as demonstrated by all of the postings when you Google search "Did anyone record 'SK8' on NBC"), is completely unacceptable. No exceptions!
Now last night and obviously today, I've realized that all this idiot wants is money. First off, he told me to take a taxicab from Raleigh/Durham International Airport to the hotel that I reserved to stay at for the two nights. All he wanted to do was make me spend a ton of money (for anyone who cares, the one-way cab fare was $38, so that's $76 for a roundtrip). Then last night he e-mailed me asking me to send him $40 in order to receive the tapes. So therefore I'm reading all of this nonsense from him, yet this clown never bothered to help me out during my two-night stay in Raleigh. Furthermore (if everyone else re-reads this posting), all Mark was going to do was send me tapes of Todd Falcon, whoever the hell he is.
This statement is squarely directed 100% to Mark Thompson: You can stop playing your deceitful games because now I've read this entire posting. You're no longer fooling me, so stop e-mailing me and just go out and skate ..... or go to the holy grave.
- David L. Lumpkins
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bump for ownage
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haha, holy shit.
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what is it about those episodes that has this fool going to great lengths just to get them?
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I remember seeing an episode where the main skater guy fell in love with this girl ...and then he found out she was a rollerblader so he was all like "nooooooooo!" By the end of the episode he accepted her for who she was blah blah blah blah.
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you guys seen zolar yet?
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you guys seen zolar yet?
that and the skateboard kid at tower records in the skateboarding section. man i hated working there.
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"And to make matters even worse, Mark and I have been at this for two years."
AAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HE'S LUCKY THAT WE COULDN'T DO ANY BETTER, HAVING 2 YEARS TO PLAN AND EVERYTHING
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jesus christ, thats amazing. i thought you were talking shit when you said you got the guy to fly out to NC
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Holy fucking shit
this is amazing
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jesus christ, thats amazing. i thought you were talking shit when you said you got the guy to fly out to NC
yeah this guy seriously has mental issues, whether he was going to fuck mizzark's mouth/asshole or just wanted the tapes really bad, he's seriously fucked up.
it seems like he was trying to garner some sympathy with that post, too. how inappropriate.
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Did he not post a topic just a few weeks ago saying he had finally got all 13 episodes, accompanied by a detailed itinerary of his entire trip?
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Did he not post a topic just a few weeks ago saying he had finally got all 13 episodes, accompanied by a detailed itinerary of his entire trip?
yeah, he must have got PAL overseas
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HAHAHAHAHAHA.
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Why would anyone in their right mind go to all this trouble for 13 episodes of that shitty show?
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Man, I wouldn't want that looney to know my name and where I live. That is hilarious though.
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that and the skateboard kid at tower records in the skateboarding section. man i hated working there.
you really don't know though until you've watched it..
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ahahahahahha
can't believe that chump flew all the way there
there should be a slap awards for POTY, this would win the WHATEVER category
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH i cant belive it!
hahahahahah sooooooooooooooooooooooo sick mizzark!
good job!
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fuck yeah
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incredible. i thought i had crown as biggest dick in the world for shitting in a handicapped kids hat in highschool then making him put it back on his head but god damn ive been de-throned....i bow to you
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Did he not post a topic just a few weeks ago saying he had finally got all 13 episodes, accompanied by a detailed itinerary of his entire trip?
FYI: Yes, I did get all 13 episodes of "SK8", but it came from someone who recorded the show in the United Kingdom. I really wanted the NBC version of "SK8" - meaning getting the episodes of this phenomenal show from someone who recorded it in this country - the United States of America.
But seriously, Mark Thompson, why did you have to embrass the crap out of me and make me go through all of this mess? If you didn't record the show, you should have just said it right from the freakin' beginning. Instead, you fronted like a poser, lied about recording the show when you really didn't, and then I waste my time and money to fly down to North Carolina for no reason.
Put yourself in my shoes - if you wanted episodes of "SK8" (or any other show that you liked) and you e-mailed me for help, wouldn't you be pissed off at me if I said, "Come up to Boston and I'll meet you at the airport to give you the tapes," and then you fly in to the city of Boston only to experience that I'm not there and the whole thing was a trick? What you did last month was wrong, extremely rude and totally disrespectful. I demand an explanation from you as to why you did what you did.
As for everyone else, please stop making fun of me. All I'm trying to do is get episodes of a television show. Simple as that.
- David L. Lumpkins
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haha...so i heard mail works good....
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It didn't matter, illmatic. The guy said in an earlier posting that he was going to mail me Todd Falcon tapes, so he still would have tricked me anyway. I don't care about Todd Falcon .... all I wanted was the 13 episodes of that show previously recorded from a U.S. television set.
- David L. Lumpkins
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you'd be lucky to get todd falcon footage, I'd have taken your money and left
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Why do you want copies of that shitty show so much? Have you tried emailing NBC or anyone that worked on the show about it? And do you honestly think someone recorded every episode?
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But seriously, Mark Thompson, why did you have to embrass the crap out of me and make me go through all of this mess? - David L. Lumpkins
i think its called a prank or practical joke, if you will
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700 dollars for a VHS tape? your a fucking nut buddy
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Kudos mizzark, kudos. and to David L. Blumpkin, or whatever the fuck your name is, posting here is not only not making mizzark feel bad, its probably making him feel great. I know I have new found respect for him.
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same. ide be sucking my own dick if that happened to me
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damn mizzark you're as cold as ice
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I'm seriously shitting myself from laughter over this all, this is truly incredible
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As for everyone else, please stop making fun of me. All I'm trying to do is get episodes of a television show. Simple as that.
- David L. Lumpkins
ahahahahaha
chump
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i remember when this guy posted as a girl and asked for the tapes. then we kept spamming "POST YOUR TITS" to the point where he posted as the angry mother of said fake girl, threatening to call the FBI on us. afterwards everyone kept clowning the guy hard until he confessed that it was really him and that we had made him cry. man, what a fucking faggot.
(http://beatchapel.com/images/x/make-it-count.jpg)
quit life kthnxbyexoxoxoxo
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i remember when this guy posted as a girl and asked for the tapes. then we kept spamming "POST YOUR TITS" to the point where he posted as the angry mother of said fake girl, threatening to call the FBI on us. afterwards everyone kept clowning the guy hard until he confessed that it was really him and that we had made him cry. man, what a fucking faggot.
(http://beatchapel.com/images/x/make-it-count.jpg)
quit life kthnxbyexoxoxoxo
I don't think that happened
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yeah it did, funny shit.
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Why do you want copies of that shitty show so much? Have you tried emailing NBC or anyone that worked on the show about it? And do you honestly think someone recorded every episode?
First off, "SK8" is not a trashy show. It's a show that, although fictional, shows the sport of skateboarding in a realistic point of view. The camera angles from the mini-DV film was awesome. It was a gritty drama with a spice of suspense that had viewers on the edge of their seats, not knowing what would happen next.
Also, I want to see "SK8" in order to relive the amazingly awesome kickflips that took place on the show. I want to see the skateboarding rivals that Josh Raden had to deal with. I want to see the ladies of "SK8" (Adrienne Carter, who portrays Michelle on the program, looks hot!). I want to see the professional skateboarders who made guest appearances on "SK8", like Eric Koston and Chad Muska. And most of all, I want to see the creativity side of the show and the style that the producers, camera crew, writers, and directors were able to come up with in order to put together a program that deals with the ultra-competitive sport of skateboarding.
Third, Bill, I tried contacting NBC way back in January of 2005. NBC producers on the phone told me that it would be illegal to mail me copies of the show because it would violate NBC's strict copyright laws. As of Tuesday, September 12th, 2006, that has not changed one bit.
Finally, I still demand an answer from Mark Thompson about his inappropriateness. I really hope that he doesn't pull this prank (or practical joke) on anyone else.
- David L. Lumpkins
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i don't think Mark Thompson will ever be able to pull this prank again because you're the only kook in this world who wants this stupid ass show.
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ok dave Im sorry Ill send the tapes if you're still down
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Cool.
- David L. Lumpkins
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This is fake. Aren't you always talking shit on fake accounts MIzzark?
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I dont know if the person posting is fake or not, but this shit actually happened, I don't make fake accounts
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i'd prefer to think david l. lumpkins is real.
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I think one of them is real, it looks like theres' two, my moneys on the one who wrote out the whole shit, no one else knew about it
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Why do you want copies of that shitty show so much? Have you tried emailing NBC or anyone that worked on the show about it? And do you honestly think someone recorded every episode?
First off, "SK8" is not a trashy show. It's a show that, although fictional, shows the sport of skateboarding in a realistic point of view. The camera angles from the mini-DV film was awesome. It was a gritty drama with a spice of suspense that had viewers on the edge of their seats, not knowing what would happen next.
Also, I want to see "SK8" in order to relive the amazingly awesome kickflips that took place on the show. I want to see the skateboarding rivals that Josh Raden had to deal with. I want to see the ladies of "SK8" (Adrienne Carter, who portrays Michelle on the program, looks hot!). I want to see the professional skateboarders who made guest appearances on "SK8", like Eric Koston and Chad Muska. And most of all, I want to see the creativity side of the show and the style that the producers, camera crew, writers, and directors were able to come up with in order to put together a program that deals with the ultra-competitive sport of skateboarding.
Third, Bill, I tried contacting NBC way back in January of 2005. NBC producers on the phone told me that it would be illegal to mail me copies of the show because it would violate NBC's strict copyright laws. As of Tuesday, September 12th, 2006, that has not changed one bit.
Finally, I still demand an answer from Mark Thompson about his inappropriateness. I really hope that he doesn't pull this prank (or practical joke) on anyone else.
- David L. Lumpkins
You can not be serious. You say the show is "realistic" yet everyone had a rival skater they wanted to beat. How many times in real life has that ever happened to anyone?
You want to see the kickflips, angles of the tricks, and the pro skaters? Why not just watch a skate video then? Skateboarding is not "ultra competitve." Most of the pros that ride contests don't take them very seriously besides the ones that can't make money skating street.
If the show was really as great as you say, don't you think it would still be on or released on DVD by now? The show sucked, flat out. And you're a joke for going to all this trouble trying to get the episodes. You deserved what you got from Mizzark.
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Also, I want to see "SK8" in order to relive the amazingly awesome kickflips that took place on the show.
just this quote alone makes me laughh my ass off
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i'd prefer to think david l. lumpkins is real.
I am 100% real. I am also a die-hard fan of skateboarding and the former NBC television show "SK8". End of discussion on that one.
"SK8" looked realistic, but of course it wasn't because it was portrayed by actors and there was a script to the plot. Looking realistic alone, though, urges me to fight for tapes of this show because I love seeing suspense, action, drama, and edgyness in a skateboarding-oriented light.
- David L. Lumpkins
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i'd prefer to think david l. lumpkins is real.
I am 100% real. I am also a die-hard fan of skateboarding and the former NBC television show "SK8". End of discussion on that one.
"SK8" looked realistic, but of course it wasn't because it was portrayed by actors and there was a script to the plot. Looking realistic alone, though, urges me to fight for tapes of this show because I love seeing suspense, action, drama, and edgyness in a skateboarding-oriented light.
- David L. Lumpkins
you're actually just 100 percent gay and you sound like a little girl
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i'd prefer to think david l. lumpkins is real.
I am 100% real. I am also a die-hard fan of skateboarding and the former NBC television show "SK8". End of discussion on that one.
"SK8" looked realistic, but of course it wasn't because it was portrayed by actors and there was a script to the plot. Looking realistic alone, though, urges me to fight for tapes of this show because I love seeing suspense, action, drama, and edgyness in a skateboarding-oriented light.
- David L. Lumpkins
hahaha
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I am 100% real.
....real fucking gay.
(http://beatchapel.com/images/x/make-it-count.jpg)
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Quote from Mizzark (real name: Mark Thompson):
"you're actually just 100 percent gay and you sound like a little girl"
Quote from eight oh eight:....real fucking gay.
Again, quit making fun of me, stop making the situation harder than it has to be, and just send me the goddamn tapes!
Mark, you promised me that you were going to send the tapes. Well (like the Nike commercial), just do it! Be a man, not a lying poser.
- David L. Lumpkins
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ok give me the 50 bucks and it's done
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I can't believe he actually thinks mizzark has the actual tapes.
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Quote from Mizzark (real name: Mark Thompson):
"you're actually just 100 percent gay and you sound like a little girl"
Quote from eight oh eight:
Again, quit making fun of me, stop making the situation harder than it has to be, and just send me the goddamn tapes!
Mark, you promised me that you were going to send the tapes. Well (like the Nike commercial), just do it! Be a man, not a lying poser.
- David L. Lumpkins
cry harder faggot.
(http://beatchapel.com/images/x/make-it-count.jpg)
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if mr lumpkins were ever to get his car towed.... (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2678059744658118187&q=cruel)
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if mr lumpkins were ever to get his car towed.... (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2678059744658118187&q=cruel)
hahaha that sounds just like him
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incredible. i thought i had crown as biggest dick in the world for shitting in a handicapped kids hat in highschool then making him put it back on his head but god damn ive been de-throned....i bow to you
hahahahha, i dont know about that...
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because I love seeing suspense, action, drama, and edgyness in a skateboarding-oriented light.
- David L. Lumpkins
couldnt you just rent grind or camp out for tickets to dyrdek's new movie?
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this post is for david lumpkins-
recently i have had some rather life-changing experiences that have caused me to become more in tune with my conscience and i feel like i owe it to you to get you these sk8 tapes. i had a long talk with mizzark and in the end he gave me the tapes for every episode that they made. i got them if you want them, perhaps we could meet up in orlando when i'm there in a month? let me know what works for you.
apologies for all the trouble/inconvenience, i'd like to make it up to you
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i dont think sk8 kept people on the edge of there seats, it was more like degrassi except with skate boards. the only thing i remebr is when they find some magical mini ramp or something, thats not big, thats nothing, people find secret spots all the time, its no biggie. and as for koston and muska, they did this pile of a show for one reason $$$$.
psssh todd falcon whoever the hell that is.
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this post is for david lumpkins-
recently i have had some rather life-changing experiences that have caused me to become more in tune with my conscience and i feel like i owe it to you to get you these sk8 tapes. i had a long talk with mizzark and in the end he gave me the tapes for every episode that they made. i got them if you want them, perhaps we could meet up in orlando when i'm there in a month? let me know what works for you.
apologies for all the trouble/inconvenience, i'd like to make it up to you
ahahahahaha
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i'd prefer to think david l. lumpkins is real.
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this post is for david lumpkins-
recently i have had some rather life-changing experiences that have caused me to become more in tune with my conscience and i feel like i owe it to you to get you these sk8 tapes. i had a long talk with mizzark and in the end he gave me the tapes for every episode that they made. i got them if you want them, perhaps we could meet up in orlando when i'm there in a month? let me know what works for you.
apologies for all the trouble/inconvenience, i'd like to make it up to you
ahahahahaha
i'm being serious.
PM me david, if these people are too much for you to deal with.
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To (username "ymhy"):
As much as I would like to travel down south to Orlando, I cannot do that. Of course, the main reason is that it is hard to trust anyone after what happened last month with Mark Thompson's (a.k.a. Mizzark) prank. Furthermore, it's difficult to trust anyone else either since there are a ton of dangerously rude people on this site. Second, my job is very important to me and it is a high-demand position. Therefore, I need to stay where I'm at and just keep working.
If you seriously have all 13 episodes of NBC's "SK8" recorded on a VHS tape, please mail the package from the United States Postal Service and send it to:
David L. Lumpkins
33 Fuller Street
Boston, Massachusetts U.S.A. 02124-3732
Thank you for your cooperation.
- David L. Lumpkins
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Wanrning: David L. Lumpkins is secrertly working for a clandestine government agency that two years ago found out about the secret messages that were hidden by aliens from planet zorlac in the broadcasts of the show SK8 on NBC. The commercials because they contain the secret to cracking the alien code. Sending him the tapes will bring disaster to all humanity. Additionally, he will kill to get the tapes, so avoid personal contact.
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Wanrning: David L. Lumpkins is secrertly working for a clandestine government agency that two years ago found out about the secret messages that were hidden by aliens from planet zorlac in the broadcasts of the show SK8 on NBC. The commercials because they contain the secret to cracking the alien code. Sending him the tapes will bring disaster to all humanity. Additionally, he will kill to get the tapes, so avoid personal contact.
hahahha
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The commercials because they contain the secret to cracking the alien code.
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Hey "ymhy", I thought you were going to send me the package of "SK8" episodes? What happened?
- David L. Lumpkins
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Hey "ymhy", I thought you were going to send me the package of "SK8" episodes? What happened?
- David L. Lumpkins
David,
For the love of Christ, why the FUCK would you have chosen to fly an hour and a half to get some VHS tapes? You could have just gotten them mailed to you to begin with. That being said, I believe that your motive behind that trip was to try to molest a "lil sk8r boi." How old are you? How long have you been having a fetish for young boys with skateboards? Where do you work? Because your employer needs to know about this kind of behaviour. You fucking sicken me.
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Hey. I this guy is probably a pedophile
quote from http://forums.dreamincode.net/showtopic11445.htm
A google search of this piece of shit returns 143 posts at random forums with the name David L. Lumpkins.
The funny thing is he can't keep his story straight, as he signs several posts with the following names:
Steven J. Roberts.
Danny V. Haverhill
Kenneth B. Jones
Valerie H. Roberts
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Results 1 - 10 of about 432 for "[email protected]". (0.88 seconds)
From another forum:
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My e-mail address is someone else's name for security reasons.
And now for the super fagaliciousness:
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I am dying to find out how this show was like. I want to see the amazingly awesome kickflips that took place on the show. I want to see the drama that unfolded at the skateparks during the show. I want to see the skateboarding rivals that Josh Raden had to deal with. I want to see the ladies of "SK8" (Adrienne Carter, who portrays Michelle on the program, looks hot!). I want to see the professional skateboarders who made guest appearances on "SK8", like Eric Koston and Chad Muska. And most of all, I want to see the creativity side of the show and the style that the producers, camera crew, writers, and directors were able to come up with to put together a program that deals with skateboarding.
He even goes so far as to post his address (fake) in one post:
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EDWARD CREAN, JR.
12 COUNTRY CLUB BLVD.
LITTLE EGG HARBOR, NJ 08087-1830
He says in his original post he wants it for the commercials, but then says he wants it for the awesome kickflips.
The IP addy he posted from traces back to:
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IP: 216.49.220.139
Country: United States
City: Schaumburg, Illinois
Country Code: US
Currency: USD [United States Dollars]
Private IP? No
Known Proxy? No
The IP is owned by:
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OrgName: Career Education
OrgID: CAREER-32
Address: 2895 Greenspoint Parkway
Address: Suite 600
City: Hoffman Estates
StateProv: IL
PostalCode: 60195
Country: US
NetRange: 216.49.208.0 - 216.49.223.255
CIDR: 216.49.208.0/20
NetName: DC-CEC-NEW
NetHandle: NET-216-49-208-0-1
Parent: NET-216-0-0-0-0
NetType: Direct Assignment
NameServer: NS.CAREERED.COM
NameServer: NS2.CAREERED.COM
Comment:
RegDate: 2004-12-03
Updated: 2004-12-03
TechHandle: WAA1-ARIN
TechName: Anwar, Walead Abdel
TechPhone: +1-847-585-2163
TechEmail: ******@careered.com
OrgTechHandle: BMG1-ARIN
OrgTechName: Greenawalt, Bryan M
OrgTechPhone: +1-847-781-3600
OrgTechEmail: ***************@hotmail.com
Further banter:
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I'm not talking crap! I want NBC's "SK8", it's a show that I want to see, whether you guys like it or not, I'm hoping to find someone who has the commercials because I crave for teen-oriented commercials, and I think that it's 12,748 times better than a regular skateboarding video.
If I cannot find anyone who has the original commercials, then that's okay too. I don't mind. I realize that people who record any TV show like to save time on their tapes by eliminating commercials. But listen up folks, I never talk trash. What I say is what I mean. Period. I am dead serious about everything. I want "SK8" on NBC, and nothing else!
And... last but not least... he takes the cake with this:
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Hello, I'm David L. Lumpkins from Boston, Massachusetts.
Hello, I am David L. Lumpkins. I am about to turn 24 years old on November 3rd, 2004. I can say (with confidence) that I am one of the nicest people that you'll meet in my home city of Boston. I do not do any of the following things: smoke, drink alcohol, use excessive foul language, and I have never had sexual intercourse so far in my entire life. Believe me, I'm proud to be a virgin. I believe that there's nothing wrong with it. I do not play sports and I do not watch any sports at all, with the exception of skateboarding. It's pretty rare for a guy, particularly at my age, to not do any or all of the above.
I am currently attending Gibbs College, which is a private 18-month college. Right now, I'm in my tenth month at the school. My major is business administration management. I have had very interesting courses, such as Intro to Business, Spreadsheet Applications, and Macroeconomics, just to name a few. I have to take 28 different courses to graduate. So far, I've completed 14 courses. I have 10 A's and 4 A minuses, accounting for a cumulative GPA of 3.90, which is a high A (about 97%). I also work full-time at Partners HealthCare, a office faculty in the Charlestown section of Boston. I enter vendor numbers and remit addresses for patients in the financial/accounts payable department. I love my job and I love school. I can't get enough of either.
During my teen years and into my twenties, my favorite Saturday morning activity was waking up and tuning in to watch "TNBC", which was a block of at least four teen-oriented shows shown on the NBC television network, over a span of three hours. It seemed like an ongoing tradition that would never end, lasting from 1992 to 2002. Although I loved every show that aired on TNBC, I was not able to record the shows on a VHS tape because my family could not afford to buy a television set with a built-in VCR. Once we got a VHS-accessible television set in October of 2002, NBC had eliminated all of the TNBC shows and replaced it with the boring and "too-kindergartenish-for-my-age" Discovery Kids programs. Since 2003, I've been working hard to ask other people online to make copies for me of those TNBC shows on videotape. So far, I have the following:
* 16 episodes of "Hang Time"
* 20 episodes of "One World"
* 25 episodes of "City Guys"
* 31 episodes of "Just Deal"
* 13 episodes of "All About Us"
(Note: I am way too busy to make copies of these five shows for anyone at this time.)
There is only one TNBC show remaining that I badly want. The show's name is "Skate" (also spelled as "SK8". So far this year, I've had rough luck trying to get episodes of this show. One person for Houston, Texas shipped a tape to me in which contained two episodes of "SK8". The tape never reached my house because the mail carrier lost it. Another person had nine episodes of "SK8" when I first made the request back in March of 2004. Two months later, however, they told me that the tapes got washed away in a basement flood. Another person who lived in North Carolina said that he recorded all thirteen episodes of the show, only to not reply to my e-mails when we totally agreed on the commitment. Lastly, a person who lived in New Jersey said that he had all thirteen episodes, but he keeps playing stupid games with me. He wants me to set up a PayPal account, and he too takes forever to respond to my e-mails. Like I said above, I'm a very friendly person. I do not insult people and if you respect me, I'll give you the proper respect in return. Fair game.
I am asking everyone that if you did record any of the thirteen episodes of the former TNBC show "Skate" ("SK8", please send an e-mail back to me immediately. My e-mail address is [email protected]. I will only accept responses from anyone who lives in any of the 50 states within the United States of America. Please be sure to include the total number of "Skate" episodes that you recorded. If you are willing to tape trade with me for this television show, please put "Mindsay" along with your username in the subject line so I won't treat it as spam mail. I'm also asking everyone to be very serious in tape trading with me .... as I explained above, I've already gone through enough problems. If you know anyone else who happened to have recorded this show, please notify them about this request as well. The more people who get involved, the better my chances are. Just so you'll know, "Skate" was a teen-oriented skateboarding series that was a part of NBC's "TNBC" lineup during the 2001-2002 television season. The show only lasted one season, with a total of 13 episodes filmed. The main cast of "Skate" included Christopher Jorgens, Adrienne Carter, Jorgito Vargas, Jr., and Blair Wingo.
Finally, I have never had a serious girlfriend in my entire life. Never! I am also tired of being single, so I'm on the market! I am 5 feet 4 inches tall and weighing in at 124 pounds. I believe that I'm single because most guys are at least 5'9" tall, are slightly heavier in weight, and most ladies look for guys who are taller than them. I also cannot seem to find compatible single females in the city of Boston. It seems like all of the nice and attractive ladies with a quality personality are taken.
I am a straight person (not gay), looking for a female between the ages of 22 and 26 who lives within a 50 mile radius of Boston, for a friend-to-potential-girlfriend or long-term relationship. She has to have at least graduated from high school. Any educational status higher than a high school diploma is certainly acceptable. She cannot be a smoker at all. Ethnicity (race, skin color) does not matter. I am totally comfortable with interracial dating, though as a African-American guy, I have never dated a White/Caucasian lady in my entire life. I feel like it's important to date outside of your race. I can explain more about that if we actually do go out on a date. Other important qualities that I'm looking for .... sorry, but any female smokers are eliminated. I don't smoke and I can't stand the smell of it. I will only date non-alcholic or social drinking females. (Social drinking means taking just one glass of beer or wine per two days; no multiple servings within a 48-hour span.) A drunk female is a waste of my time (as you can probably tell, I care a lot about my health!). Their religious background does not matter to me. I will not date females with a hairstyle afro. Last, but not least, the lady cannot have tattoos or piercings of any kind anywhere on their bodies. I rate appearance as very important. This includes belly-button, lip, and tongue piercings. Since I care a lot about a female's appearance, please send me a photo attached within your e-mail.
Extra notes: If you are a female who does not fit within the qualifications that I listed above, please do not respond. You must live no further west than Worcester, Massachusetts, and the only out-of-state females who can respond for a relationship opportunity are those who live in southeastern New Hampshire (Manchester, Nashua, Portsmouth, and surroundings areas) and the Providence metro area in the state of Rhode Island (includes Cumberland, Lincoln, Cranston, Warwick, and a few other towns). If you are not within the ages of 22 and 26 and you do know a decent female within that age range who lives within my 50-mile range, or if you live in any other part of the United States and you know a female who lives within my area and is in my age group, feel free to contact me. Serious replies only. Just like my efforts in trying to get the TV show "Skate", I do not need false or non-serious replies. However, the more links, the better my chances are. Even parents who are in their forties, fifties, or sixties with a single daughter in her mid 20's who live within fifty miles of me can respond. Again, a photo is required. If you want to see a photo of me, please follow these steps below:
1. Log on to www.collegeluv.com
2. In the "free search" area, click "I'm a female", "Seeking a Male".
3. In the "age range" boxes, type 23 and 24.
4. The country is U.S.A. In the "postal code" box, type 02124.
5. In the "within" box, select "1 mile".
That's me on that site! If you wish, click on "dlump72" to view my profile.
If any females are interested in contacting me for a relationship opportunity, please put "Mindsay" along with your username in the subject line so I won't think that it is spam mail.
I would like to thank everyone for reading my blog here at mindsay.com.
--- David L. Lumpkins
HEY BUDDY... YOU"RE A FUCKING NUT JOB
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HOLY SHIT
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HAHAHAHAHAHA! This dude really is a psycho net stalker pedophile! I didn’t know if this was for real or not, but after seeing all that I believe it now. What a nut! Mizzark, you are hilarious dude, I can’t believe you told this psycho you had all the episodes on tape would meet him and give them to him. That weirdo wanted to molest your ass man! Someone needs to log into that dating site and get his picture. This is by far the funniest thread on these boards!
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Meet dlump72 @ American Singles
Headline: I'm a friendly guy
Username: dlump72
Gender: Male Seeking Female
About Me: I am a friendly guy, but I haven't had any "true" friends since my last year of high school, and I'm tired of being lonely. For the most part, every female who I have ran into has a boyfriend, and they don't care enough or are too busy to be a friend of mine. I have never had a serious girlfriend in my life. That explains why so far in my l spent more time indoors than outdoors. Of course I will be outdoors more often if I can find a female who truly cares enough about me to the point where she will be there for me through thick and thin, as well as enjoy spending quality time with me.
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yikes
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Holy shit mizzark im glad you didnt meet this guy
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HOLY SHIT
id totally feel like shit if i was you. dudes short, black, lonley, probably has ocd, stuck in childhood.
and for some reasn i thought dude was like 35 and idont knwo if i my imagination created it , but i thought he said he worked at nbc?
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I talked to him over the phone and he sounded kind of like micheal jackson
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thats some scary shit right there.
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. Even parents who are in their forties, fifties, or sixties with a single daughter in her mid 20's who live within fifty miles of me can respond. Again, a photo is required.
hahaaa
whoa i bet it was micheal jackson
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if thats him being genuine, and not some scary rapist front, then feel pretty bad for the guy.
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if thats him being genuine, and not some scary rapist front, then feel pretty bad for the guy.
several different names and locations, hundreds of messages posted at skateboarding forums, what do you think
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I talked to him over the phone and he sounded kind of like micheal jackson
I seriously lost it for a second there
fuuuuck.
dlump72 unhh!
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Post is aimed at qweiop13
try looking at www.muckmouth.com/forum for "sk8"
I 'am definitely certain that one of these members have all of your episodes
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(http://sc.tri-bit.com/images/4/42/UPZYFXEIT5PDDGZ3IKZMD7WJMUUEZXGO.jpg)
Hi I'm David
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I know this is crazy and all, and I didn't read all 11 pages of mumbles, but did anyone else happen to notice that there was an actor on the cast of SK8 named "Blair Wingo"?
Porn name?
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Ha, dude's from Schaumburg, IL
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ahahah wtf
this shit keeps getting better and better
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someone post the pic of him
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someone post the pic of him
there is no picture is there?!
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it would be easy to get one though...someones gotta be a chick for a second and email that dude from that lame ass hook up site he was jabbering about. this shits almost as entertaining as "Kornshirt"
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If you want to see a photo of me, please follow these steps below:
1. Log on to www.collegeluv.com
2. In the "free search" area, click "I'm a female", "Seeking a Male".
3. In the "age range" boxes, type 23 and 24.
4. The country is U.S.A. In the "postal code" box, type 02124.
5. In the "within" box, select "1 mile".
That's me on that site! If you wish, click on "dlump72" to view my profile.
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already tried that its been removed. i was going to look him up on friendster and myspace but that would be a waste of my time.
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someone post the pic of him
there is no picture is there?!
It took a lot of looking around, but I found him. Ladies and gentleman, David L. Lumpkins:
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a133/phillysk8ter/qweiop.jpg)
From this site: http://www.plentyoffish.com/member662167.htm
Do a Yahoo search on this guy by his user name, qweiop, it’s creepy. The guy has posted on virtually every single message board on the net, from computer tech boards to movie boards, to band message boards, to cooking message boards, to boating boards, etc, etc, etc, there are 392 different posts on different message boards that come up in a Yahoo search. They are all the same, he posts this same rant about looking for the “SK8” episodes, or sometimes episodes of “Saved By The Bell: The New Class.” He goes by all these fake names, David L. Lumpkins is just one of them, sometimes it’s “Mark N. McSeal, Steven J. Roberts, Danny V. Haverhill, Kenneth B. Jones, or even Valerie H. Roberts. But, he always uses the same email mailto:[email protected] (and of course says “My e-mail address is someone else's name for security reasons.) Then, someone on the message boards always gets suspicious of him, does a web search on him, sees what a nutcase he is, calls him out, and he never posts again. From what I have seen, he has stayed and posted on this board far longer then any other of the 300+ boards he has posted this on, usually it’s just a post or two and he is out. He must really like you Mizzark!
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it is now far beyond the funny/extremely creepy line. i would feel very very weird knowing that guy knew anything about me
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If I am brutally murdered mysteriously you know why
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someone should make a wikipedia entry
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brutally murdered by a hulking 5'4" child molester
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Someone report this guy to the FBI.
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His lazy eye is a dead giveaway that something is very, VERY wrong with this guy. Mizzark, my hat goes off to you. You've earned my respect.
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i'd like to receive a lumpkin right about now.
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speechless.
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i'd like to receive a lumpkin right about now.
hahah
yah jigga dave
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someone should make a wikipedia entry
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All of you skaters, please read the following message extremely carefully:
There is absolutely nothing wrong with me! Period. I don't care what you guys say or think. All I am trying to do is fight extremely hard to get all 13 episodes of the former TV show "SK8" from its one season on NBC. Simple as that.
And as far as my friendship goes with "Mizzark", I do not love him because I am 100% NOT GAY. As you idiots found out, I was previously on dating sites back in 2004 looking for a woman, not a man. As of today, I am still straight and will remain straight for the rest of my life. I do not believe in marrying someone of the same gender. The main reason why I traveled to North Carolina two months ago was because I thought that it would be nice to see the person who (I thought) would be nice enough to hand me the "SK8" episodes. I wanted it to be a special trip that I would remember; I wasn't going to Raleigh, North Carolina to try to kill or murder him. Besides, I took a trip to Indianapolis in 2003 to pick up VHS tapes from a person who previously recorded the TV shows "All About Us", "City Guys", and "Just Deal", so it's not like I haven't traveled across the country before to receive videotapes from someone else. At least when I returned home from that trip, I came back home with the tapes that I wanted. It was a serious tape-trade; no games, no goofing off, and no practical jokes. It was a serious business trip, and the person whom gave me the tapes of those three shows was not telling me to travel to Indianapolis to waste my time. I got what I worked hard for.
"Mizzark", I don't know why you told me to travel to Raleigh, but what you did was very rude. You should have just come clean right from the beginning and said that you did not record this show, or if you were really busy with your sister that weekend, you should have e-mailed me at least two days in advance so I would not waste my time flying down there. Of course I'm not going to murder you simply because I don't believe in violence, but I'm obviously angry and disappointed at you.
I've posted on hundreds and perhaps thousands of message boards just to increase my chances of getting the tapes of NBC's "SK8". I've already called the network, and under their guidelines, NBC is not allowed to distribute any tapes of their programs to the public for copyright reasons. So naturally, the only other way to get "SK8" is to receive the tapes from someone who previously recorded the show back in 2001.
Everyone is beyond insane to think that I'm an idiot going after this show. And everyone needs to stop Google-searching me because doing so is just plain ridiculous. I am not a suspicious pedophile or child molester .... I am a perfectly normal, 25-year-old man just trying to receive episodes of a show that like. So stop Google-searching me and get outdoors and SK8!
Now if all of you will excuse me, I have to get ready for work tomorrow. Good night.
- David L. Lumpkins
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IT PUTS THE LOTION ON IT'S SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN
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who gets ready for work the next day at 4:40pm???
i think slap should come out with a limited edition david lumpkins pro model...
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God, does this guy have problems or what.
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who gets ready for work the next day at 4:40pm???
i suppose it takes a while to re-tape the windows of a van, get some candy, and clean off his garrote. and of course you gotta consider how tedious it is to skin off a preschoolers anus and fasten it on to your cock, eh, Mr. Lumpkins?
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who gets ready for work the next day at 4:40pm???
i suppose it takes a while to re-tape the windows of a van, get some candy, and clean off his garrote. and of course you gotta consider how tedious it is to skin off a preschoolers anus and fasten it on to your cock, eh, Mr. Lumpkins?
Ok, that was just as creepy as DLump
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I love him because I am 100% GAY.
*sigh*
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IT PUTS THE LOTION ON IT'S SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN
ahahahahahaha
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Hey everyone!, Let's go sk8!
what a faggot
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Listen, absolutely everything that I've typed in this thread is the honest truth. And if you are wondering why I used fake aliases (a.k.a. signatures), it was done for security purposes so it would be difficult for other people to identify me. Everything that I have typed above should set the record straight on many things that you folks were concerned about.
C'mon guys, I really need your help to get me episodes of this show. "SK8" is without question the best skateboarding-related TV series in the history of television. Yes, there is a ton of stuff that I want to see, but the main reason why I want to see "SK8" is to capture the amazing kickflips that Josh (played by actor Christopher Jorgens) and Dim (Jorgito Vargas, Jr.) were able to accomplish. Those guys were awesome!
I was not a skateboarding fan at all back in 2001 when the show aired on NBC, which is the main reason why I did not record the show by myself. Ever since 2004, though, I love skateboarding to death! All joking aside, I really need help from every single one of you folks. Does anyone know any non-trash talking, skateboarding-oriented websites that I should check out and post my request for the tapes?
Note - I have already tried the following forums listed below:
www.skateboard-city.com
www.skullandbonesskateboards.com
www.criticalthrash.com
www.skate911.com
www.skaterscafe.com
www.skateboardmusic.com
www.concretedisciples.com
www.bulldogskateboards.com
... plus hundreds of other sites that I cannot think of right now. The eight sites listed above are the main sites that I know for sure I've tried before.
Start typing away!
- David L. Lumpkins
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Oh by the way, how in the hell did you guys find and uncover all of my personal dating information from the online dating sites that I've tried? That stuff is supposed to be 100% confidential, just like information regarding a hospital patient.
- David L. Lumpkins
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maybe this is a dumb question....... but how are you supposed to get a date off of one of those websites if no one can look at your information?? i dont have a clue how those sites work but i woudl imagine you have some sort of profile on there. and as i recall you did use other names in your quest for the "SK8" and you even went to the extent of using a females name.
so i guess we can assume you would probably have signed up to your dating site with a female name too? Batting for the other team now too?? I guess any love is love if you're that desperate.
and by the way YMHY offered to hook you up with your tapes... take him up on it....
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Listen, absolutely everything that I've typed in this thread is the honest truth. And if you are wondering why I used fake aliases (a.k.a. signatures), it was done for security purposes so it would be difficult for other people to identify me. Everything that I have typed above should set the record straight on many things that you folks were concerned about.
C'mon guys, I really need your help to get me episodes of this show. "SK8" is without question the best skateboarding-related TV series in the history of television. Yes, there is a ton of stuff that I want to see, but the main reason why I want to see "SK8" is to capture the amazing kickflips that Josh (played by actor Christopher Jorgens) and Dim (Jorgito Vargas, Jr.) were able to accomplish. Those guys were awesome!
I was not a skateboarding fan at all back in 2001 when the show aired on NBC, which is the main reason why I did not record the show by myself. Ever since 2004, though, I love skateboarding to death! All joking aside, I really need help from every single one of you folks. Does anyone know any non-trash talking, skateboarding-oriented websites that I should check out and post my request for the tapes?
Note - I have already tried the following forums listed below:
www.skateboard-city.com
www.skullandbonesskateboards.com
www.criticalthrash.com
www.skate911.com
www.skaterscafe.com
www.skateboardmusic.com
www.concretedisciples.com
www.bulldogskateboards.com
... plus hundreds of other sites that I cannot think of right now. The eight sites listed above are the main sites that I know for sure I've tried before.
Start typing away!
- David L. Lumpkins
Hey man, sorry about giving you so much shit earlier... Here's a pretty chill forum you should try. They're real down to earth and could probably help you alot more than us.
<a href="http://goatse.ragingfist.net/">http://www.skateordie.com/forums</a>
Hope it helps.
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ayo lumpkins i got your tapes send me a pm
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Hey "crailtapper", why the hell do you have to be so ignorant and rude? I asked for a good website to help me get "SK8" episodes, not some obscene pornographic site. What the hell is wrong with you?
I told all of you folks to help me out, not to hurt or embrass me. Now I'm dead serious, if you're not going to help me, then get lost!
Thank you.
- David L. Lumpkins
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Ok. You are obviously regular. I mean, you HAVE to be. No one here is going to help you. You are the laughing stock of this message board. Don't tell us to "get lost" from a message board we frequent just because we won't help you find your beat-off material. Sk8 was fucking lame and so are you, D-Lump.
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Click <a href="http://www.meatspin.com">here</a> to get to that forum. Someone said they have your gay little tapes.
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thank you faggots of this forum for running this thread into the ground and making it thoroughly not funny anymore
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thank you faggots of this forum for running this thread into the ground and making it thoroughly not funny anymore
oh, well quit whining and take it back.
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I was at work, you know, holding it down and all that. decided to start fake laughing reall loudly, after about 20 seconds of straight tear-jerking laughs, the whole place was laughing hysterically. I was pretty proud. the end.
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I just want to inform everyone that starting on Saturday, December 2nd, 2006, I will begin a new e-mail address: [email protected]. So if anyone recorded any episodes of the former NBC series "SK8", please use that e-mail address above.
Thank you.
- David L. Lumpkins
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thanks for the update
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classic slap?
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+1 for bringing this up again and yes: it should be in classic slap.
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hahaha I forgot about this shit, fuck some people are wierd.
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When I saw the thread, I was hoping Lumpkins had come back.
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When I saw the thread, I was hoping Lumpkins had come back.
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When I saw the thread, I was hoping Lumpkins had come back.
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You guys know he eventually got the tapes, right?
http://www.dlxsf.com/dlxsfmb/read.php?1,196157
Also, hello to any of the 2000-era SLAPALS who remember me.
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that was weird.
i wonder if he sat down, watched them all consecutively, went, "meh that was n't as good as i remember," then started jacking off to mama's family.
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hahaha man i forgot about this stuff. so good. i remember this was all over the old skateNC forums as well.
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Since someone decided to bump this I'm gonna give my take on things, even if it's two years old.
I don't really think he was gonna molest Mizzark, or that hes a rapist or anything... I think he was just incredibly lonely and wanted a friend for a day. Now, this guy is definitely fucked up, badly, but I really don't get the impression he would hurt someone.
As for why he wants the tapes so bad... these T.V. shows were probably the only friends he ever had growing up. I used to love watching Saturday morning cartoons on FOX when I was really young, so I can definitely understand the nostalgia. But for a guy like this who obviously lives an extremely pathetic life, a simple T.V. show probably means a lot more to him then a normal person, hence the lengths he went to to get a copy of them.
I'll agree this entire thread is hilarious, and I'd read it again. This is fucking A-grade slap, maybe the best thread I've ever read. Still, I can't help feeling sorry for this guy.
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im still on the fence about whether this was real or just somebody playing a huge joke.
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this has been the most amazing journey. thank you slap message boards. also, why is this not classic slap?
shit like this makes me wish i joined slap mb a long time ago.
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im still on the fence about whether this was real or just somebody playing a huge joke.
It was real. The thread on DLX documenting the timeline on his way to procuring the tapes is way too detailed. Besides, do you realize how many threads he posted this shit on? Pretty insane. I'm not a clinician, but if I were taking a stab at it, I'd say it's a serious case of OCD.
Another note; David Lumpkins is African-American.
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Fuck, this was amazing.
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That shit was fucking crazy. ???
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why did he have to go to the UK to finally get the tapes? where they PAL? i have so many questions? this should totally be classic slap
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David Lumpkins: An Hero.
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"SK8" on NBC: An instant Classic Slap thread.
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Does this mean he'll never come back? :'(
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David Lumpkins: An Hero.
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seriously!? i wont believe it
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seriously!? i wont believe it
Habeeb it.
No seriously, I couldn't imagine anyone doing that after working as hard as he did; let's see some proof.
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yah i want a follow up from this guy. i wonder if he still skates
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slightly autistic? his travel memoirs are quite the read ;D
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he probably an hero'd when he tried playing the pal tapes in his vcr, or upon successfully watching them and realizing it's all downhill from there
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This is the greatest thread I have ever read in my entire life.
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i know i'm 4 years late but... wow
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Since someone decided to bump this I'm gonna give my take on things, even if it's two years old.
I don't really think he was gonna molest Mizzark, or that hes a rapist or anything... I think he was just incredibly lonely and wanted a friend for a day. Now, this guy is definitely fucked up, badly, but I really don't get the impression he would hurt someone.
As for why he wants the tapes so bad... these T.V. shows were probably the only friends he ever had growing up. I used to love watching Saturday morning cartoons on FOX when I was really young, so I can definitely understand the nostalgia. But for a guy like this who obviously lives an extremely pathetic life, a simple T.V. show probably means a lot more to him then a normal person, hence the lengths he went to to get a copy of them.
I'll agree this entire thread is hilarious, and I'd read it again. This is fucking A-grade slap, maybe the best thread I've ever read. Still, I can't help feeling sorry for this guy.
nailed it. dude maybe be off a few thousand clicks, but he was fightin the system alrite. do things the david l. lumpkins way.
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do things the david l. lumpkins way.
probably the worst advice given by anybody, ever.
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do things the david l. lumpkins way.
probably the worst advice given by anybody, ever.
shit i meant to say "doing things the david l lumpkins way" for himself
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wonder if he found true love???
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I have no idea how i got here. But I did. My guess is that he fell in love whith someone from the show.
And I too googled him. Here's what came out:
http://www.facebook.com/david.lumpkins#!/david.lumpkins?v=wall
(?) Gonna lend him a hand building a horse stable! Yee-ah!
Is this post obsolete or inapropriate? If so, please let me know.
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not him
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Oh well... I was hoping it was the same guy. How did this story end? I'm quite curious about it!
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(http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/profile6/1879/117/n1065822450_1114.jpg)
wow, daveyboy went through a few changes
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This was the best thread ever. I miss all the dudes from back in the day on here.
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I have no idea how i got here. But I did. My guess is that he fell in love whith someone from the show.
And I too googled him. Here's what came out:
http://www.facebook.com/david.lumpkins# (http://www.facebook.com/david.lumpkins#)!/david.lumpkins?v=wall
(?) Gonna lend him a hand building a horse stable! Yee-ah!
Is this post obsolete or inapropriate? If so, please let me know.
He's black you dumb motherfucker. Someone did post his facebook a while back, he fell in love with some womens american football? (not sure which sport) team and was like calculating their stats for the upcoming seasons and shit.
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So I just read this whole thread and it had me rolling. Since nobody had yet, I took the liberty of putting his address in google maps, his house looks kind of like a shithole. Also, I put his address in on whitepages.com: not only is David Lumpkins a real name, but if that's really him, he still lives with his parents. I wonder if he poses their skinned corpses around the dinner table.
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I have no idea how i got here. But I did. My guess is that he fell in love whith someone from the show.
And I too googled him. Here's what came out:
http://www.facebook.com/david.lumpkins# (http://www.facebook.com/david.lumpkins#)!/david.lumpkins?v=wall
(?) Gonna lend him a hand building a horse stable! Yee-ah!
Is this post obsolete or inapropriate? If so, please let me know.
He's black you dumb motherfucker. Someone did post his facebook a while back, he fell in love with some womens american football? (not sure which sport) team and was like calculating their stats for the upcoming seasons and shit.
That was me, the dudes weird as fuck.
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Oh well... I was hoping it was the same guy. How did this story end? I'm quite curious about it!
http://www.skateboard-city.com/messageboard/showthread.php?t=45723 (http://www.skateboard-city.com/messageboard/showthread.php?t=45723)
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BEST
THREAD
EVER