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General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: rawbertson. on November 05, 2009, 10:03:34 AM
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YALL ALREADY DONE BREATHIN
STEP UP FROM THE TABLE CAUSE YALL DONE EATIN
THIS YEAR WAS A BIT QUEER
TWENTY OH NINE- YEAR OF THE COMBO GRIND
OLD GUYS GETTIN LEDGE TRICKS AINT LEGIT
TRY TO MAKE SKATIN FUN AGAIN
YALL DUMB IN HEAD
REAL SHIT WAS THE HAMMERS
BOULALA ALMOST OUT THE SLAMMER
STILL DROPPIN PARTS FROM BEHIND BARS
NO MORE SARS ITS GNAR, SWINE FLU
SKATE STOPPERS STILL GET GRINDED THROUGH
EAST COAST CATS STILL GET HATED
ZOO YORK INSTITUTE DEMONSTRATED HOW TO BE WACK
TOOK IT BACK TO THE DAYS WHEN HAROLD WAS ON CRACK
NOW THE WHOLE INDUSTRY TAKE A SHIT ON ME
HEAD TO OHIO TAKE A SHIT ON YA BITCHES TITS
THEN BREAK HER FUCKIN FEEMUR
GET THE REAL CLEVELAND STEAMER
ELISSA STEAMER IN A STRANGE WORLD FULL OF LESBOS AND LAMBOS
JAMIE THOMAS STRAIGHT RAMBO
SO I FLIPPED THE GAME OFF
START MY OWN COMPANY
NOW EVEN JOSIAH IS HUMPIN ME
GET THE FUCK OFF MY DICK
P.A.R.A.D.O.X. SUCKS A PAIR OF COCKS
DLX BRANDS AINT SOLD IN THE BOONDOCKS
DGK MADE THE GRADE BUT HALF THEM AINT FINISHED SCHOOL
BUT THEY STILL AINT RIDICULED
LIKE THOSE BITTER FOOLS IN INTERVIEWS
TALKIN HYPE ABOUT K SWISS
YALL GAY, BITCH
LUTZKA SUCKED HIS OWN DICK OFF
NOW HIS PUSSY IS 120 GRIT SOFT
I PEELED THAT NIGGAS SKIN OFF LIKE GRIPTAPE
ALIEN UNDERNEATH, EXPLODED JIZZ IN HIS BITCH'S FACE!
NEXT UP WENNING, THINK HES FORGETTING
THAT HE A GROWN MAN PLAYIN WITH A CHILDS TOY
FOR PAPER
RIDE FOR PLAN B SO HE CAN START A FAMILY
TONY COCK'S SEED COMIN UP WITH LIPSLIDE COMBOS
JOSH KASPER AND BRIAN SUMNER JESUSING GROM JOS(IAHS)
HD 10 ANGLES IN THE STAR SPANGLED
THE BERRICS SWITCHED UP MADE YOU ANGLO
SCIENTOLOGY GOT NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGEBOARD
NEITHER DOES BERRA'S NAME ON A SKATEBOARD
PRAISES A FAKE LORD
TIME TO DIE LIKE EATIN GREEN PI'S
ECSTACY AND ACID COMBO KILLED FERN AND VAN WASTELL
YALL FAGGOTS SMOKIN TREES THATS LACED LIKE A BASEBALL
EPIC FAILS FROM NEWSPEAK, LIKE A JEW WHOS WEAK
WORLD WAR 2 COMIN THROUGH WITH THE MASONS IN THE FRONT PEW
AT CHURCH OF SKATAN, SHORTY'S FELL THE FUCK OFF WORSE THAN NATHAN
JONES, MORE CLONES COPY HIS KICKFLIP
LEVI BROWN CAN SUCK A DICK QUICK
ANYONE WHO PROMOTES EARTH WIND AND FIRE SHOULD DIE
AT BIRTH IN A FIRE AND CRY
TOO MANY CLOTHES FOR HIPSTERS AND NICK RIXSTERS
OVERWEIGHT AND DONT HOLD WEIGHT
HOLD THE PLATE OF ICE CREAM, YALL MIGHT SCHEME A NEW PAIR OF ICE CREAMS
FAGS WENT OUT OF BIZ
PHARRELL SUCKS THE JIZ OUT OF FAGS COCKS
NOW PPL DRESSIN IN SHIT THAT RAG'S ROCKS
DROP ANOTHER GEM
ASIAN CATS LIKE LEM
ONLY GETTIN 10 PERCENT
WORKIN HARDER THAN A SWEATSHOP
WHILE THESE DYRDEK FAGS PLAY WITH PET ROCKS
DROP A 30 SECOND PART AND DISGRACE THE WORK SHOP
HE PROLLY WORK FOR THE COPS!
PPL SAYIN JAKE JOHNSON A BURDEN
IM NOT SAYIN HE BETTER THAN CURREN
BUT AT LEAST HE AINT RIDIN FOR BURTON
CAUSE THATD BE HURTIN
WHATS WORSE IS NEFF AND FACE TATTS
BRAYDON STARTIN TO SOUND LIKE A GAY CAT
HAD THE BEST PART OF BAKER 3
NOW HE SIGNIN LITTLE KIDS SHAKE JUNT T
GO BUY SOME MORE LIQUOR AND WEED SO THE REST OF AMERICA CAN GET STUPID
CALIFORNIA CATS IS FUCKIN USELESS CEPT BUSENITZ
ANY GOOD COMPANIES GO OUT OF BUSINESS
ANY RICH COMPANIES HIT THE SHIT LIST
GOOD LUCK
DONT GET TRUCK FUCKED WHEN YOU REALIZE YOUR TEAM SUCKS
HARD TO STRIKE A FINE LINE OF LEGIT AND PAST THE RED LINE
SKATINS BAD FOR BIZ SO WE NEED TO GET SOME MORE MONEY OUT THE KIDS
INDUSTRY DICKRIDE TOOK YALL TO NUMBER 1
NOW YOU WORE OUT YOUR WELCOME LIKE WEDNESDAYS WITH REDA
INDUSTRY CRUMBLED LIKE A BLOCK OF FETA ON MY SALAD
TOO MANY KIDS ARGUIN OVER "WHATS A FRONT SALAD"
RAMPED SLO MO AND BROS AND HOS
JOCKS GNARLIESS AND RIP STICKS
PODIUM ERICA WITH DICK LIPS
NEVER LANDED 1 KICKFLIP
I HATE THAT BITCH SHIT
HUBBA WHEELS AINT REAL
BITCHES WHO COULDNT MAKE IT INTO PORNO
TRY TO GO SOFTCORE SHOW
COULDNT HACK IT LIKE THE KNOBS AT BRICKTOWN CIRCA 07
CIRCA PLEASE JUST GO TO HEAVEN
WE FUCKING HATE YOUR COMPANY
FALLEN HOPEFULLY FALLS THE FUCK BACK OR FALLS OFF
EMO BLACK AND WHITE KIKES ARE WHAT I DISLIKE
FOUNDATION SOLD AT WEST THE SHIT AINT FRESH
GOT SOGGY
TUM YETOS FUTURE IS FOGGY
SOLE TECH'S A FULL WRECK
LAKAI ABOUT TO DIE WITH KOSTON ON THE N.I.
HANDLE YOUR B.I. SUCK THE DICK DRY
SKULLKANDY CONS FUCK OFF
ORGANIKA RASA LIBRE CREATION A BUNCH OF HIPPIES
CREATURE'S DOWN WITH REACH AROUNDS
ANY GOOD COMPANIES LEFT? I DOBUT IT
GIRL AND CHOCOLATE ARE OUT OF IT
DWINDLE STILL IN DEVELOPMENT
INDY STILL PREVALENT
VENTURE IS SELLIN IT RIGHT OUT
BLITZ FOR A BITCH
TOM GREEN, PLEASE
DOUG BROWN A THUG CLOWN
3 RING CIRCUS AT BLACK LABEL
MAYBE THE VID WAS GOOD
BUT GOOD BOARDS ARE A WACK FABLE
POWELL AINT FUN ILL BRING GUNS
TRYIN TO HARDT TO MAKE FUNS WITH 81 STAIR FEEBLES
FEEBLE ATTEMPT TO GET ME TO REPRESENT
SF IS DONE LA IS DONE OK IS DONE NY IS DONE T.O. IS DONE BARCA IS DONE OZ IS DONE
MIDDLE EAST ONLY PLACE LEFT TO SHRED
YALL MUST BE SICK IN THE HEAD
COULD NEVER LIKE NIKE
EVEN ADIDAS SB WASTE OF MONEY
TAKE A SHIT ON THE INDUSTRY
YOU CAN NEVER PRETEND TO BE
THE MEMORY OF EMB
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what? no actual song posted, just the lyrics?
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Yeah, should've been recorded to a beat.
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hahahahahaha
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IF YALL QUIT BITCHIN MAYBE THE ALBUM WILL DROP LIKE MY PANTS WHEN I SEE YOUR GIRLS MELLONS
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lolz
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IF YALL QUIT BITCHIN MAYBE THE ALBUM WILL DROP LIKE MY PANTS WHEN I SEE YOUR GIRLS MELLONS
hahahaha
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Does someone got the old one? that shit was funny as fuck
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paradox got a giggle
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DROP ANOTHER GEM
ASIAN CATS LIKE LEM
ONLY GETTIN 10 PERCENT
WORKIN HARDER THAN A SWEATSHOP
WHILE THESE DYRDEK FAGS PLAY WITH PET ROCKS
DROP A 30 SECOND PART AND DISGRACE THE WORK SHOP
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COULDNT HACK IT LIKE THE KNOBS AT BRICKTOWN CIRCA 07
CIRCA PLEASE JUST GO TO HEAVEN
WE FUCKING HATE YOUR COMPANY
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I more or less agree with everything said.
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Does someone got the old one? that shit was funny as fuck
http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=33&topic=37129.0
It's just as funny when I first herd it.
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oh shit.
PUT IT ON A BEAT NOWWW
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IF YALL QUIT BITCHIN MAYBE THE ALBUM WILL DROP LIKE MY PANTS WHEN I SEE YOUR GIRLS MELLONS
sig'd
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that shit is so funny. the best was the first one "got an interlock... more like interlocking cocks"
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is there even a possibility it will be recorded?
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rawb be in da lab, mixin'
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Does someone got the old one? that shit was funny as fuck
http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=33&topic=37129.0
It's just as funny when I first herd it.
Thanks! Fuck, so funny!!
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Does someone got the old one? that shit was funny as fuck
http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=33&topic=37129.0
It's just as funny when I first herd it.
"got that workshop deck, pretty good
got that krooked deck, pretty good,
got that bootleg deck, pretty good
got that mystery deck, PIECE OF FUCKIN SHIT"
I was sort of whatever on it at the beginning, but then that part definitely cracked me the fuck up.
"Black Box sucks black cocks"
ahahahaaaa.
I missed that thing the first time around. It is fucking tight.
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EVERY SINGLE SLAP POSTER GOING TO BE FEATURED ON THE NEXT ONE BUT IF I DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT YOU THEN YOU FALL INTO THE FUCKING VOID OF OBSCURITY AND YOU WILL NEVER MAKE IT PRO KOSTON AND THE INDUSTRY WILL HATE YOU FOREVER.
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EVERY SINGLE SLAP POSTER GOING TO BE FEATURED ON THE NEXT ONE BUT IF I DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT YOU THEN YOU FALL INTO THE FUCKING VOID OF OBSCURITY AND YOU WILL NEVER MAKE IT PRO KOSTON AND THE INDUSTRY WILL HATE YOU FOREVER.
get in the booth.
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yo yo yo pointin' out the obvious bro
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WHO IS THIS GUY?
HEY EVERYBODY, WE'RE GONNA GET LAID!
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i like you rawb ::)
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EVERY SINGLE SLAP POSTER GOING TO BE FEATURED ON THE NEXT ONE BUT IF I DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT YOU THEN YOU FALL INTO THE FUCKING VOID OF OBSCURITY AND YOU WILL NEVER MAKE IT PRO KOSTON AND THE INDUSTRY WILL HATE YOU FOREVER.
oh shit
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PUT A BEAT BEHIND THESE LYRICS RAWB, COME ON DO IT FOR THE FANS, BRO.
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lol "what are y'all bitchin about now, huh? some tri color sneaker bull shit?"
so good, havent listened since that shit first dropped
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i'm baffled as to why your rep has a negative in front of it.
rawb, you're the fucking man
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YALL ALREADY DONE BREATHIN
STEP UP FROM THE TABLE CAUSE YALL DONE EATIN
THIS YEAR WAS A BIT QUEER
TWENTY OH NINE- YEAR OF THE COMBO GRIND
OLD GUYS GETTIN LEDGE TRICKS AINT LEGIT
TRY TO MAKE SKATIN FUN AGAIN
YALL DUMB IN HEAD
REAL SHIT WAS THE HAMMERS
BOULALA ALMOST OUT THE SLAMMER
STILL DROPPIN PARTS FROM BEHIND BARS
NO MORE SARS ITS GNAR, SWINE FLU
SKATE STOPPERS STILL GET GRINDED THROUGH
EAST COAST CATS STILL GET HATED
ZOO YORK INSTITUTE DEMONSTRATED HOW TO BE WACK
TOOK IT BACK TO THE DAYS WHEN HAROLD WAS ON CRACK
NOW THE WHOLE INDUSTRY TAKE A SHIT ON ME
HEAD TO OHIO TAKE A SHIT ON YA BITCHES TITS
THEN BREAK HER FUCKIN FEEMUR
GET THE REAL CLEVELAND STEAMER
ELISSA STEAMER IN A STRANGE WORLD FULL OF LESBOS AND LAMBOS
JAMIE THOMAS STRAIGHT RAMBO
SO I FLIPPED THE GAME OFF
START MY OWN COMPANY
NOW EVEN JOSIAH IS HUMPIN ME
GET THE FUCK OFF MY DICK
P.A.R.A.D.O.X. SUCKS A PAIR OF COCKS
DLX BRANDS AINT SOLD IN THE BOONDOCKS
DGK MADE THE GRADE BUT HALF THEM AINT FINISHED SCHOOL
BUT THEY STILL AINT RIDICULED
LIKE THOSE BITTER FOOLS IN INTERVIEWS
TALKIN HYPE ABOUT K SWISS
YALL GAY, BITCH
LUTZKA SUCKED HIS OWN DICK OFF
NOW HIS PUSSY IS 120 GRIT SOFT
I PEELED THAT NIGGAS SKIN OFF LIKE GRIPTAPE
ALIEN UNDERNEATH, EXPLODED JIZZ IN HIS BITCH'S FACE!
NEXT UP WENNING, THINK HES FORGETTING
THAT HE A GROWN MAN PLAYIN WITH A CHILDS TOY
FOR PAPER
RIDE FOR PLAN B SO HE CAN START A FAMILY
TONY COCK'S SEED COMIN UP WITH LIPSLIDE COMBOS
JOSH KASPER AND BRIAN SUMNER JESUSING GROM JOS(IAHS)
HD 10 ANGLES IN THE STAR SPANGLED
THE BERRICS SWITCHED UP MADE YOU ANGLO
SCIENTOLOGY GOT NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGEBOARD
NEITHER DOES BERRA'S NAME ON A SKATEBOARD
PRAISES A FAKE LORD
TIME TO DIE LIKE EATIN GREEN PI'S
ECSTACY AND ACID COMBO KILLED FERN AND VAN WASTELL
YALL FAGGOTS SMOKIN TREES THATS LACED LIKE A BASEBALL
EPIC FAILS FROM NEWSPEAK, LIKE A JEW WHOS WEAK
WORLD WAR 2 COMIN THROUGH WITH THE MASONS IN THE FRONT PEW
AT CHURCH OF SKATAN, SHORTY'S FELL THE FUCK OFF WORSE THAN NATHAN
JONES, MORE CLONES COPY HIS KICKFLIP
LEVI BROWN CAN SUCK A DICK QUICK
ANYONE WHO PROMOTES EARTH WIND AND FIRE SHOULD DIE
AT BIRTH IN A FIRE AND CRY
TOO MANY CLOTHES FOR HIPSTERS AND NICK RIXSTERS
OVERWEIGHT AND DONT HOLD WEIGHT
HOLD THE PLATE OF ICE CREAM, YALL MIGHT SCHEME A NEW PAIR OF ICE CREAMS
FAGS WENT OUT OF BIZ
PHARRELL SUCKS THE JIZ OUT OF FAGS COCKS
NOW PPL DRESSIN IN SHIT THAT RAG'S ROCKS
DROP ANOTHER GEM
ASIAN CATS LIKE LEM
ONLY GETTIN 10 PERCENT
WORKIN HARDER THAN A SWEATSHOP
WHILE THESE DYRDEK FAGS PLAY WITH PET ROCKS
DROP A 30 SECOND PART AND DISGRACE THE WORK SHOP
HE PROLLY WORK FOR THE COPS!
PPL SAYIN JAKE JOHNSON A BURDEN
IM NOT SAYIN HE BETTER THAN CURREN
BUT AT LEAST HE AINT RIDIN FOR BURTON
CAUSE THATD BE HURTIN
WHATS WORSE IS NEFF AND FACE TATTS
BRAYDON STARTIN TO SOUND LIKE A GAY CAT
HAD THE BEST PART OF BAKER 3
NOW HE SIGNIN LITTLE KIDS SHAKE JUNT T
GO BUY SOME MORE LIQUOR AND WEED SO THE REST OF AMERICA CAN GET STUPID
CALIFORNIA CATS IS FUCKIN USELESS CEPT BUSENITZ
ANY GOOD COMPANIES GO OUT OF BUSINESS
ANY RICH COMPANIES HIT THE SHIT LIST
GOOD LUCK
DONT GET TRUCK FUCKED WHEN YOU REALIZE YOUR TEAM SUCKS
HARD TO STRIKE A FINE LINE OF LEGIT AND PAST THE RED LINE
SKATINS BAD FOR BIZ SO WE NEED TO GET SOME MORE MONEY OUT THE KIDS
INDUSTRY DICKRIDE TOOK YALL TO NUMBER 1
NOW YOU WORE OUT YOUR WELCOME LIKE WEDNESDAYS WITH REDA
INDUSTRY CRUMBLED LIKE A BLOCK OF FETA ON MY SALAD
TOO MANY KIDS ARGUIN OVER "WHATS A FRONT SALAD"
RAMPED SLO MO AND BROS AND HOS
JOCKS GNARLIESS AND RIP STICKS
PODIUM ERICA WITH DICK LIPS
NEVER LANDED 1 KICKFLIP
I HATE THAT BITCH SHIT
HUBBA WHEELS AINT REAL
BITCHES WHO COULDNT MAKE IT INTO PORNO
TRY TO GO SOFTCORE SHOW
COULDNT HACK IT LIKE THE KNOBS AT BRICKTOWN CIRCA 07
CIRCA PLEASE JUST GO TO HEAVEN
WE FUCKING HATE YOUR COMPANY
FALLEN HOPEFULLY FALLS THE FUCK BACK OR FALLS OFF
EMO BLACK AND WHITE KIKES ARE WHAT I DISLIKE
FOUNDATION SOLD AT WEST THE SHIT AINT FRESH
GOT SOGGY
TUM YETOS FUTURE IS FOGGY
SOLE TECH'S A FULL WRECK
LAKAI ABOUT TO DIE WITH KOSTON ON THE N.I.
HANDLE YOUR B.I. SUCK THE DICK DRY
SKULLKANDY CONS FUCK OFF
ORGANIKA RASA LIBRE CREATION A BUNCH OF HIPPIES
CREATURE'S DOWN WITH REACH AROUNDS
ANY GOOD COMPANIES LEFT? I DOBUT IT
GIRL AND CHOCOLATE ARE OUT OF IT
DWINDLE STILL IN DEVELOPMENT
INDY STILL PREVALENT
VENTURE IS SELLIN IT RIGHT OUT
BLITZ FOR A BITCH
TOM GREEN, PLEASE
DOUG BROWN A THUG CLOWN
3 RING CIRCUS AT BLACK LABEL
MAYBE THE VID WAS GOOD
BUT GOOD BOARDS ARE A WACK FABLE
POWELL AINT FUN ILL BRING GUNS
TRYIN TO HARDT TO MAKE FUNS WITH 81 STAIR FEEBLES
FEEBLE ATTEMPT TO GET ME TO REPRESENT
SF IS DONE LA IS DONE OK IS DONE NY IS DONE T.O. IS DONE BARCA IS DONE OZ IS DONE
MIDDLE EAST ONLY PLACE LEFT TO SHRED
YALL MUST BE SICK IN THE HEAD
COULD NEVER LIKE NIKE
EVEN ADIDAS SB WASTE OF MONEY
TAKE A SHIT ON THE INDUSTRY
YOU CAN NEVER PRETEND TO BE
THE MEMORY OF EMB
I could see the Publicity beat go with this
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Fuckin' awesome. I want to hear that shit though.
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"TOO MANY CLOTHES FOR HIPSTERS AND NICK RIXSTERS
OVERWEIGHT AND DONT HOLD WEIGHT"
HAHAHAHAHA holy fuck
Rawb you have once again more than earned your rep reversal. We might have to bump Kilgore's old petition and get some more signatures on there.
EVERY SINGLE SLAP POSTER GOING TO BE FEATURED ON THE NEXT ONE BUT IF I DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT YOU THEN YOU FALL INTO THE FUCKING VOID OF OBSCURITY AND YOU WILL NEVER MAKE IT PRO KOSTON AND THE INDUSTRY WILL HATE YOU FOREVER.
I really hope Net Lurk read that hahaha
Can't wait for the album!!!
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MOAR!
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Rawb should produce an original soundtrack for use in Slap Pals 3. Upon doing that, he should be granted pal status and a rep reversal.
HIT IT UP RAWBBBBBB