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Title: church of penny
Post by: kosmic hoboe on November 06, 2009, 07:44:39 PM
the best.
http://skateboarding.transworld.net/features/the-church-of-tom-penny/

check the cotg shout out...

Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: krewkruxklan on November 06, 2009, 08:06:08 PM
his recent part was subpar. the nigga WAS ill
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: eyesmcgyver on November 06, 2009, 09:29:24 PM
thanks for that link
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: J_Rog on November 06, 2009, 10:07:24 PM
Let us continue to live in the past and never move forward.

EDIT: I haven't read Transworld in years. I forgot what faggot dick riders they are.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: get some on November 06, 2009, 11:19:23 PM
Let us continue to live in the past and never move forward.

EDIT: I haven't read Transworld in years. I forgot what faggot dick riders they are.

trog trog...trog????
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: J_Rog on November 07, 2009, 01:59:36 AM
?
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: Gnarwhal on November 07, 2009, 07:12:51 AM
i never but transworld so good thing they put their articles online
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: J_Rog on November 07, 2009, 07:19:06 AM
I hope he continues to use drugs to the fullest and we get more embarrassing videos of him like the one in Amsterdam. There is nothing more gay than some fag like Guy or Hosoi "cleaning up" and becoming a short-haired Christian. Penny is in it for the long haul.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: Badmeaningood on November 07, 2009, 07:22:56 AM
I love him, but he's not long for this world. Appreciate what he gives us as he won't be around for much longer.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: J_Rog on November 07, 2009, 09:02:35 AM
We all hope that is the case.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: J_Rog on November 07, 2009, 09:11:58 AM
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We all hope that is the case.
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fuckin HATER.
Woah!!! Does your mom know you use words like that?

Actually, I like that fact that Penny being a fucking moron is pissing little fags like you off. And I hope he dies rather than clean up like Guy did. That sucked.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: SkullDude on November 07, 2009, 09:57:22 AM
Penny forever.
This subject makes me feel old, kids under 26yrs old just will never get how rad he was/is.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: Firebert on November 07, 2009, 10:13:28 AM
I'm 22 and i know, fuck these people holding Tom to idiotic expectations that every part has to one up the last. They're different parts for different times.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: J_Rog on November 07, 2009, 10:56:41 AM
Yeah, and time moves on. It's not 1996 any more. His shit doesn't cut it.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: krewkruxklan on November 07, 2009, 11:04:40 AM
I'm 22 and i know, fuck these people holding Tom to idiotic expectations that every part has to one up the last. They're different parts for different times.
the expectations aren't that idiodic.
we have so many older skaters, some well into their 30's, putting out footage regularly and performing at a high level.
for instance, you can't blame a 16 year old for disregarding penny when he can easily compare him to dues like rowley and thomas who put in work.
penny has contributed a lot to skateboarding, but we shouldn't reward niggas who slack.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: Brown Thunder on November 07, 2009, 12:33:34 PM
Yeah, and time moves on. It's not 1996 any more. His shit doesn't cut it.

or he just doesn't care anymore.

he's still got it if and when he can be bothered, some tricks in extremely sorry were golden penny.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: vihreekerma on November 07, 2009, 12:58:16 PM
Illest motherfucker ever!
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: SkullDude on November 07, 2009, 01:06:22 PM
Yeah, and time moves on. It's not 1996 any more. His shit doesn't cut it.
JOCK SHIT
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: Inanimate Object on November 07, 2009, 01:08:46 PM
Yeah, and time moves on. It's not 1996 any more. His shit doesn't cut it.

Look friend, I don't know if you know this or not, but we already have one of you.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: The Mess on November 07, 2009, 03:01:54 PM
the cotg shot out should have gone to jrog apparently.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: TheDraught on November 07, 2009, 04:23:24 PM
if Penny's part in Extremely Sorry was done by some unknown in a shop video or on Youtube, nobody would give a fuck.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: Brown Thunder on November 07, 2009, 04:26:00 PM
if Penny's part in Extremely Sorry was done by some unknown in a shop video or on Youtube, nobody would give a fuck.

obviously you've missed the whole point of this interview
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: TheDraught on November 07, 2009, 04:33:48 PM
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if Penny's part in Extremely Sorry was done by some unknown in a shop video or on Youtube, nobody would give a fuck.
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obviously you've missed the whole point of this interview

didnt read it yet
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on November 07, 2009, 05:50:13 PM
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Yeah, and time moves on. It's not 1996 any more. His shit doesn't cut it.
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JOCK SHIT
That kickflip into the skinny landing in Life in the fastlane would still be sick if he did it today. He's just on a chill tip.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: The Mess on November 07, 2009, 08:27:17 PM
the line w/ the ollie onto that skinny thing, 5-0 180, switch frontside flip, nollie flip... the stair drops look ill...
i remember wanting one of those brown sweaters
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: sage on November 08, 2009, 12:16:34 AM
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I'm 22 and i know, fuck these people holding Tom to idiotic expectations that every part has to one up the last. They're different parts for different times.
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the expectations aren't that idiodic.
we have so many older skaters, some well into their 30's, putting out footage regularly and performing at a high level.
for instance, you can't blame a 16 year old for disregarding penny when he can easily compare him to dues like rowley and thomas who put in work.
penny has contributed a lot to skateboarding, but we shouldn't reward niggas who slack.

Haha in what way do you think he "contributed" to skateboarding? Dude has always been a wastoid who happened to have good style.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: J_Rog on November 08, 2009, 01:07:03 AM
^
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: subroku2 on November 08, 2009, 01:41:46 AM
I suppose. like Picasso was just a bald dude who could just paint well. simple.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: J_Rog on November 08, 2009, 02:52:32 AM
Yes, because skateboarding is identical to fine art, isn't it you ignorant fag?
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: subroku2 on November 08, 2009, 03:14:58 AM
glad you agree.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: J_Rog on November 08, 2009, 03:48:52 AM
Time to take your meds.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: subroku2 on November 08, 2009, 03:51:48 AM


I suppose. like Picasso was just a bald dude who could just paint well. simple.

this is called an analogy. time to use a dictionary.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: J_Rog on November 08, 2009, 04:01:12 AM
And comparing a has-been drug addict to Picasso makes sense... how?
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: J_Rog on November 08, 2009, 04:30:10 AM
kЯew presents: The Tomé Penny Story

One day he got high and just sorta... wandered off.

The End

(http://images.jambase.com/fans/boom_shanker44/towelie.jpg)
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: subroku2 on November 08, 2009, 04:39:50 AM
And comparing a has-been drug addict to Picasso makes sense... how?

at least you have now got that it was a comparison... maybe its past your bed time.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: J_Rog on November 08, 2009, 05:22:58 AM
Yeah grandpa. I heard Ron Knigge has an awesome part in Useless Wooden Toys too. I'm sure one of your vintage would know.

Picasso did something worthwhile over several decades. Penny kickflipped down some stairs in a TSA video which nobody owns an original copy of, and has since done nothing. The Picasso legacy has lasted, the Penny legacy hasn't.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: skatefideo on November 08, 2009, 08:54:49 AM
j rogers is brutal
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: SkullDude on November 08, 2009, 09:39:13 AM
I own an original copy of TSA-Life in The Fast Lane.
Penny made some damn archetypes in skateboaring, I'd say his legacy is pretty secure.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: bandini on November 08, 2009, 10:06:46 AM
Has been
Has been
You talkin' to me?
You talkin' to me?
You callin' me, has been?
What'd you say your name is?
Jack
Never done jack
Glad to meet ya

(http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/williamshatner2.jpg)
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: able on November 08, 2009, 11:59:03 AM
J Rog, it's been a good ride man. Unfortunately you've gone off the deep end.
Welcome to my ignore list

peace,

able
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: krewkruxklan on November 08, 2009, 01:15:55 PM
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I'm 22 and i know, fuck these people holding Tom to idiotic expectations that every part has to one up the last. They're different parts for different times.
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the expectations aren't that idiodic.
we have so many older skaters, some well into their 30's, putting out footage regularly and performing at a high level.
for instance, you can't blame a 16 year old for disregarding penny when he can easily compare him to dues like rowley and thomas who put in work.
penny has contributed a lot to skateboarding, but we shouldn't reward niggas who slack.
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Haha in what way do you think he "contributed" to skateboarding? Dude has always been a wastoid who happened to have good style.
i do want to restate that, rather than contribute, i mean he put in work.
either way, we shouldn't reward niggas who slack
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on November 08, 2009, 11:22:19 PM
Dude seems to be into weed and hallucinogens. That won't kill you, just put you into some sort of purgatory type existence.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: baconeggandcheese on November 08, 2009, 11:45:07 PM
how can you not understand how awesome tom penny is??
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: Silent Bob. on November 09, 2009, 01:47:04 AM
People seem to be judging penny by modern standards, but the fact is skating has changed . Street skaters used to vibe vert skaters for training and taking shit seriously. Now the money and level means street skaters train too. Penny was a product of his environment - a ghetto little kid who skated and hung out on the streets instead of going to school. He was a skate rat in England who did what he did because he loved it - the thought of making money from it was so far fetched as to be ridiculous. When he came to the eyes of the world he stayed the same. You had all these pros with their trick lists and work ethic - filming and photo schedules etc - and along came penny, doing tricks that were fun tohim, and accidentally blowing everyone else away in the process. He didn't have a work ethic if that means contacting filmers etc all the time - but how can you teach a kid who only knew skating how to be organised - but he DID skate all the time, and was THAT good, which is why people hold him in a reverence far beyond that which his video parts desrved. Most peoples parts were "best of's " filmed over a period - pennys were more snapshots of an average session as his filming days were no more planned than his average days
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: J_Rog on November 09, 2009, 02:59:38 AM
Dude seems to be into weed and hallucinogens. That won't kill you, just put you into some sort of purgatory type existence.
From what I've read in those video threads he does pretty much all the drugs. You can tell he was coked the fuck out in that Amsterdam footage. And he's starting to get meth teeth.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: The Mess on November 09, 2009, 01:40:21 PM
People seem to be judging penny by modern standards, but the fact is skating has changed . Street skaters used to vibe vert skaters for training and taking shit seriously. Now the money and level means street skaters train too. Penny was a product of his environment - a ghetto little kid who skated and hung out on the streets instead of going to school. He was a skate rat in England who did what he did because he loved it - the thought of making money from it was so far fetched as to be ridiculous. When he came to the eyes of the world he stayed the same. You had all these pros with their trick lists and work ethic - filming and photo schedules etc - and along came penny, doing tricks that were fun tohim, and accidentally blowing everyone else away in the process. He didn't have a work ethic if that means contacting filmers etc all the time - but how can you teach a kid who only knew skating how to be organised - but he DID skate all the time, and was THAT good, which is why people hold him in a reverence far beyond that which his video parts desrved. Most peoples parts were "best of's " filmed over a period - pennys were more snapshots of an average session as his filming days were no more planned than his average days

Amen.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: rawbertson. on November 09, 2009, 02:04:05 PM
nah penny's still amazing so is mariano you guys are just fags who dont know what you are talking about. hard to find any parts these days that are as hype as those 2.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: blankbutbranded on November 09, 2009, 02:19:04 PM
Homebwayes who hates on Penny are the same type of fucks who hates on Michael Jackson and say we didnt walk on the moon.

Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: sage on November 09, 2009, 02:58:28 PM
Homebwayes who hates on Penny are the same type of fucks who hates on Michael Jackson and say we didnt walk on the moon.



I can see the logical connection between these two.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: csumers on November 09, 2009, 04:30:28 PM
People seem to be judging penny by modern standards, but the fact is skating has changed . Street skaters used to vibe vert skaters for training and taking shit seriously. Now the money and level means street skaters train too. Penny was a product of his environment - a ghetto little kid who skated and hung out on the streets instead of going to school. He was a skate rat in England who did what he did because he loved it - the thought of making money from it was so far fetched as to be ridiculous. When he came to the eyes of the world he stayed the same. You had all these pros with their trick lists and work ethic - filming and photo schedules etc - and along came penny, doing tricks that were fun tohim, and accidentally blowing everyone else away in the process. He didn't have a work ethic if that means contacting filmers etc all the time - but how can you teach a kid who only knew skating how to be organised - but he DID skate all the time, and was THAT good, which is why people hold him in a reverence far beyond that which his video parts desrved. Most peoples parts were "best of's " filmed over a period - pennys were more snapshots of an average session as his filming days were no more planned than his average days

well put.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: CigaretteBeer on November 10, 2009, 12:31:54 AM
I think my dad looks like drugged up Tom Penny

(http://i38.tinypic.com/wjeyc7.jpg)
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: cja105 on November 10, 2009, 04:08:05 AM
Hmm, after seeing that footage of Penny in Amsterdam on YouTube, I think it's a bit stupid to expect a part along the lines of High-5/Life In The Fast Lane or similar. I don't know what to say really, other than I would love to see another jaw-dropping part from him, but in all honesty I don't think it's going to happen...
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: maxhate on November 10, 2009, 05:57:19 AM
Was I the only one here who thought Penny's part in Extremely Sorry was pretty banging? The most perfect fakie tre ever off a bump? The nicest, fattest tre off a launch ramp? Switch tre off that bump to 3 stair? That ollie through the hole in the wall? That beautiful fakie bonk on the bank to fs noseblunt to 270 out? Are you guys saying that Switch nosemanny fakie tre out (perfect as well by the way) and fakie bigspin heels down double sets are supposed to be easy? Sure hes not jumping down twenty stairs, but he still has such a great style. I challenge anyone on this site to do a switch nosemanny fakie tre out on a pad and make it look as nice as penny, and land as bolts as he did. Fuck it, can anyone on here do a kickflip manny tre flip out either? THE PART MAY HAVE NOT BEEN GROUNDBREAKING, BUT IT WAS STILL A GOOD PART, EVEN BY MODERN STANDARDS.
and we all know that if he actually tried, he could be the best still. Does anyone think any trick in that part took more than 5 tries? Nigga may not be putting much effort in, but he is still one of the best in the world. I  am sure that he could reproduce anything he did in the 90's, just as clean, plus better tricks. He is doing harder tricks these days anyway, so its not like he hasn't progressed.
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Post by: vihreekerma on November 10, 2009, 06:54:02 AM
Was I the only one here who thought Penny's part in Extremely Sorry was pretty banging? The most perfect fakie tre ever off a bump? The nicest, fattest tre off a launch ramp? Switch tre off that bump to 3 stair? That ollie through the hole in the wall? That beautiful fakie bonk on the bank to fs noseblunt to 270 out? Are you guys saying that Switch nosemanny fakie tre out (perfect as well by the way) and fakie bigspin heels down double sets are supposed to be easy? Sure hes not jumping down twenty stairs, but he still has such a great style. I challenge anyone on this site to do a switch nosemanny fakie tre out on a pad and make it look as nice as penny, and land as bolts as he did. Fuck it, can anyone on here do a kickflip manny tre flip out either? THE PART MAY HAVE NOT BEEN GROUNDBREAKING, BUT IT WAS STILL A GOOD PART, EVEN BY MODERN STANDARDS.
and we all know that if he actually tried, he could be the best still. Does anyone think any trick in that part took more than 5 tries? Nigga may not be putting much effort in, but he is still one of the best in the world. I  am sure that he could reproduce anything he did in the 90's, just as clean, plus better tricks. He is doing harder tricks these days anyway, so its not like he hasn't progressed.


No you aren't alone with those opinions... there are just some assholes who think that penny doesn't deserve any respect.....
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: J_Rog on November 10, 2009, 07:06:33 AM
YOU'RE RIGHT!! He deserves a free pass for the rest of his life so he can spend board royalties on smack and meth. He is the greatest ambassador for skateboarding. Traveling the globe and touching the minds (and hearts) of all he meets:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTa0_DzUi4g


By your idiotic logic we should still respect Gator because he used to be good.   
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: kamltoe on November 10, 2009, 07:13:22 AM
lil stupid assed, work ethic having ass, weak mutherfuckers.

skateboarding is what it is because of the love of slackness and mankinds opposition to work. yall bitches sound like a bunch of middle managers, talking bout, "he's not even trying to apply himself. he's not meeting standards. it's more about what he did yesterday than the entire contribution to skating." dumb fucks. Tom Penny is pretty much what all skaters should shoot for. traveling constantly, doing what the fuck you want, and being awesome while not even knowing it. i'm pretty sure i've met more than a few people like that around the world and whether they skate or not, i guarantee they win at life. stupid ass fucking losers. who the fuck is raising you ingrates? fucking suburban moms? sound like a bunch of bitches playing bridge and shit. yall (jrog and crew) need to do some mushrooms and bomb some hills. fucking pussies. go home.

k
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: maxhate on November 10, 2009, 07:36:43 AM
'sound like a bunch of bitches playing bridge and shit'. damn straight, and a funny way to put it too. fuck all these jock ass bitches dissing anyone who isnt switch heeling 12 stairs. Penny is more interesting to watch than any robot.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: J_Rog on November 10, 2009, 07:44:21 AM
You seriously want to defend that drugged up goon? Look at him! He has gone past the relaxed slacker thing and now looks like he should be begging for change or selling fake watches and stolen sneakers. I have nothing against skateboarders doing drugs unless it affects their skating negatively.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: maxhate on November 10, 2009, 08:05:06 AM
he has one of the best styles in skating fool. and hes still really good.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: J_Rog on November 10, 2009, 09:04:01 AM
is this real... or is this... really real?

he has one of the best styles in skating fool. and hes still really good.
I know I beat your mother to death, kid. But damn, I'm one stylish guy, so I'm exempt from normal rules.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: blankbutbranded on November 10, 2009, 09:32:57 AM
J_Rog,you are an homosexual from Boston.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: oyolar on November 10, 2009, 10:04:39 AM
is this real... or is this... really real?

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he has one of the best styles in skating fool. and hes still really good.
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I know I beat your mother to death, kid. But damn, I'm one stylish guy, so I'm exempt from normal rules.

Seriously? You're that much of an idiot/asshole to compare Tom Penny not producing footage that you like to watch (because I personally enjoyed most of his Extremely Sorry part) to Gator killing a chick? That's not even dumb, that's sickening.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: Amos Moses on November 10, 2009, 10:18:02 AM
Being filled to the gills on various intoxicants on the streets of Amsterdam and consorting with questionable characters is what life is all about.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: kamltoe on November 10, 2009, 11:21:48 AM
Being filled to the gills on various intoxicants on the streets of Amsterdam and consorting with questionable characters is what life is all about.

hell-fucking-low?
s'what i'm saying. and not necessarily at the same time.

k
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: SkullDude on November 10, 2009, 11:59:58 AM
YOU'RE RIGHT!! He deserves a free pass for the rest of his life so he can spend board royalties on smack and meth. He is the greatest ambassador for skateboarding. Traveling the globe and touching the minds (and hearts) of all he meets:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTa0_DzUi4g
   

Do you really not know Thats Why Skateboarding Rules?
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on November 10, 2009, 12:13:46 PM
You seriously want to defend that drugged up goon? Look at him! He has gone past the relaxed slacker thing and now looks like he should be begging for change or selling fake watches and stolen sneakers. I have nothing against skateboarders doing drugs unless it affects their skating negatively.
Why don't you just call him riff-raff, and tell us about your dress code/ code of conduct for professional skateboarders you little bitch ass momma's boy.  You must not hang out with any cool people at all.
Is this Dr. Newton?
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: rawbertson. on November 10, 2009, 02:00:46 PM
THAT MADE HIM STFU FAG IS PLAYIN CALL OF DUTY NOW TRYIN TO GET A NUKE BUT ONLY JIZZED ON HIS OWN HAND
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: J_Rog on November 10, 2009, 02:06:51 PM
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You seriously want to defend that drugged up goon? Look at him! He has gone past the relaxed slacker thing and now looks like he should be begging for change or selling fake watches and stolen sneakers. I have nothing against skateboarders doing drugs unless it affects their skating negatively.
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Why don't you just call him riff-raff, and tell us about your dress code/ code of conduct for professional skateboarders you little bitch ass momma's boy.  You must not hang out with any cool people at all.
Is this Dr. Newton?
That did make me smile lad, top marks! You hypersensitive cum-stains know I'm right. Did you see the girls flinching when he leant forward to kiss them? He's one smooth nig-nog.
Is being a waster loser still cool? I know it was in like... 1994, but I just assumed everyone had moved on from reading Michael Moore books and refusing to work. Ya know, I'm so out of the loop that I wear clothes that actually fit me and take a little pride in my appearance.
Extremely Sorry was great! I love the way he lands stuff all sketchy and shit. I'm overjoyed that the fresh as fuck innovator has grown into such a non-entity! Makes me feel better about landing shit with my feet all askew.

I guess I can compare him to Gator in a way, what with him supporting the opium and meth trades.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: baconeggandcheese on November 10, 2009, 02:19:15 PM
lil stupid assed, work ethic having ass, weak mutherfuckers.

skateboarding is what it is because of the love of slackness and mankinds opposition to work. yall bitches sound like a bunch of middle managers, talking bout, "he's not even trying to apply himself. he's not meeting standards. it's more about what he did yesterday than the entire contribution to skating." dumb fucks. Tom Penny is pretty much what all skaters should shoot for. traveling constantly, doing what the fuck you want, and being awesome while not even knowing it. i'm pretty sure i've met more than a few people like that around the world and whether they skate or not, i guarantee they win at life. stupid ass fucking losers. who the fuck is raising you ingrates? fucking suburban moms? sound like a bunch of bitches playing bridge and shit. yall (jrog and crew) need to do some mushrooms and bomb some hills. fucking pussies. go home.

k

I could post more responses, but kamltoe said it better, you fucking pussies.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on November 10, 2009, 03:50:57 PM
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You seriously want to defend that drugged up goon? Look at him! He has gone past the relaxed slacker thing and now looks like he should be begging for change or selling fake watches and stolen sneakers. I have nothing against skateboarders doing drugs unless it affects their skating negatively.
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Why don't you just call him riff-raff, and tell us about your dress code/ code of conduct for professional skateboarders you little bitch ass momma's boy.  You must not hang out with any cool people at all.
Is this Dr. Newton?
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That did make me smile lad, top marks! You hypersensitive cum-stains know I'm right. Did you see the girls flinching when he leant forward to kiss them? He's one smooth nig-nog.
Is being a waster loser still cool? I know it was in like... 1994, but I just assumed everyone had moved on from reading Michael Moore books and refusing to work. Ya know, I'm so out of the loop that I wear clothes that actually fit me and take a little pride in my appearance.
Extremely Sorry was great! I love the way he lands stuff all sketchy and shit. I'm overjoyed that the fresh as fuck innovator has grown into such a non-entity! Makes me feel better about landing shit with my feet all askew.

I guess I can compare him to Gator in a way, what with him supporting the opium and meth trades.
See. I said you was a bitch, and youse a bitch. I bet you iron your pants. I saw what you wrote, but your sticking your nose up in the air and acting better than others was, and is still apparent, and is worthy of criticism, as usually the nerdy kid who doesn't get invited out to party says shit like that.


This is Newton right? How is living at mom's still? getting good deals at american eagle still? I love how it turned out that I was right about every assumption I made about that kid, and hope you are actually him.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: J_Rog on November 10, 2009, 11:16:53 PM
Newton? No. "kid"? I'm only a year younger than you! I work an honest day's work. My circle of friends is small, and I secretly despise them, but I still have friends. Why perpetuate this 'us' vs. 'them' horse shit? Fuck off back to 1996 if you don't like modern standards, boy.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on November 11, 2009, 01:41:22 AM
They secretely despise you too. That's why you never get invited to go out and party with them.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: J_Rog on November 11, 2009, 02:02:07 AM
They are ugly boring dregs. I only hang around with them to keep up appearances in the hope of upgrading to better looking, interesting people. As for partying, sitting in a chair for 6 hours and turning a ghostly shade of gray before vomiting on the floor and shitting your pants isn't much fun at all. A friend was ODing once and I seriously entertained the idea of letting them die because I was just so fucking sick of looking at them. Drug addict slackers just expect others to clean up their mess. I find it all so frightfully dull.

Look, Penny in 1996 helped boost sales of brimmed beanies, brown Accels and fake gold chains. A park back then was full of guys dressed like that trying slow-ass switch fs flips without moving their arms. Can you honestly see kids wanting to emulate and dress like him now based on the recent stuff? Transworld come out with an incredibly condescending article which says in so many words "Listen you little bastards! Penny is a legend coz 'back in tha day' he killed it. You need to be told this because you don't respect him because he is a fucking disgrace now".
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on November 11, 2009, 02:32:26 AM
I've seen where you sleep Andrei.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: J_Rog on November 11, 2009, 02:37:48 AM
?
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on November 11, 2009, 02:43:16 AM
[email protected]
You hid it too late.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on November 11, 2009, 02:46:33 AM
P.S. If you focus now, nobody will know what your little troll ass looks like, or what town you live in. It's summer there now right?
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: J_Rog on November 11, 2009, 02:50:40 AM
I don't use that email any more. I always register to forums under a secondary email because I'm not stupid.

They secretely despise you too. That's why you never get invited to go out and party with them.
Ouch... I think I might just cut my wrists now.  :'(

I do so looooooove you Mr. Gipper. Next time I'm in the Bay Area we should have lunch! You can invite your grad student buddies and we can just sit in a cafe for hours whinging about Noam Chomsky. It all sounds so frightfully exciting.

Keep raging against the machine, you crazy diamond.  :)
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: subroku2 on November 11, 2009, 02:53:35 AM
Yep. You're right. You've won the thread. You can go now.


They are ugly boring dregs. I only hang around with them to keep up appearances in the hope of upgrading to better looking, interesting people. As for partying, sitting in a chair for 6 hours and turning a ghostly shade of gray before vomiting on the floor and shitting your pants isn't much fun at all. A friend was ODing once and I seriously entertained the idea of letting them die because I was just so fucking sick of looking at them. Drug addict slackers just expect others to clean up their mess. I find it all so frightfully dull.

Look, Penny in 1996 helped boost sales of brimmed beanies, brown Accels and fake gold chains. A park back then was full of guys dressed like that trying slow-ass switch fs flips without moving their arms. Can you honestly see kids wanting to emulate and dress like him now based on the recent stuff? Transworld come out with an incredibly condescending article which says in so many words "Listen you little bastards! Penny is a legend coz 'back in tha day' he killed it. You need to be told this because you don't respect him because he is a fucking disgrace now".
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: kamltoe on November 11, 2009, 07:00:56 AM
I don't use that email any more. I always register to forums under a secondary email because I'm not stupid.

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They secretely despise you too. That's why you never get invited to go out and party with them.
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Ouch... I think I might just cut my wrists now.  :'(

I do so looooooove you Mr. Gipper. Next time I'm in the Bay Area we should have lunch! You can invite your grad student buddies and we can just sit in a cafe for hours whinging about Noam Chomsky. It all sounds so frightfully exciting.

Keep raging against the machine, you crazy diamond.  :)

probably not newton, but it seems like he studied hard in troll class. i wish it was newton though. that'd be sick. it'd be like 3.0 now huh?

k
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: rawbertson. on November 11, 2009, 09:50:40 AM
whats noam chomsky, a meal at swiss chalet or some shit?
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on November 11, 2009, 09:52:42 AM
They are ugly boring dregs. I only hang around with them to keep up appearances in the hope of upgrading to better looking, interesting people. As for partying, sitting in a chair for 6 hours and turning a ghostly shade of gray before vomiting on the floor and shitting your pants isn't much fun at all. A friend was ODing once and I seriously entertained the idea of letting them die because I was just so fucking sick of looking at them. Drug addict slackers just expect others to clean up their mess. I find it all so frightfully dull.

Look, Penny in 1996 helped boost sales of brimmed beanies, brown Accels and fake gold chains. A park back then was full of guys dressed like that trying slow-ass switch fs flips without moving their arms. Can you honestly see kids wanting to emulate and dress like him now based on the recent stuff? Transworld come out with an incredibly condescending article which says in so many words "Listen you little bastards! Penny is a legend coz 'back in tha day' he killed it. You need to be told this because you don't respect him because he is a fucking disgrace now".
So you are in the closet
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: TapLuxiferfet on November 11, 2009, 10:11:32 AM
Why do people think Penny looks homeless? I've never seen a homeless dude resemble Tom Penny. Most homeless people have a beard, a beanie that looks like the head of a penis, a flannel, and pants. If you happen to catch a homeless person without pants on, then you've had a good day.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: J_Rog on November 11, 2009, 11:53:02 AM
whats noam chomsky, a meal at swiss chalet or some shit?
Ask your parents.

k
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: kamltoe on November 11, 2009, 12:57:40 PM
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whats noam chomsky, a meal at swiss chalet or some shit?
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Ask your parents.

k

yeeeeah, you're not sincere enough. troll account. and a fail. you should just focus now and save yourself the embarrassment of blowing it while thinking you're a message board rebel. we've already got some of those and they're better and more thought out. i know you won't, but i can't help trying to help.

i like your "k" it almost makes your post look like mine at first glance. and almost makes me think there's something intelligent above it, but alas....

k
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: J_Rog on November 11, 2009, 01:02:13 PM
Your avatar just screams intellectual.

que
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: kamltoe on November 11, 2009, 01:41:32 PM
Your avatar just screams intellectual.

que

see! i told you that you'd start the dumb shit instead of doing the smart thing and focusing yourself. oh well, guess there's no helping some folks. cest la vie.

k
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: rawbertson. on November 11, 2009, 01:46:20 PM
j rog do you want to fucking die via aggressive talking anytime fucking soon? keep it up treasure troll clown we know you aint even from fucking england you fucking imaginary fairy gayfag
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on November 11, 2009, 08:39:08 PM
Man, you talk way tougher in public, you are about keeping up appearances aren't you? It's funny that you wrote me a PM asking me for a "truce."
If anybody wants to fuck with that kid, his name is Andrei Johasnic, and his e-mail posted above is his legit e-mail.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: J_Rog on November 12, 2009, 01:51:19 AM
Andrei Johasnic is an obvious pseudonym, and I don't use that address. I don't know what your problem is anyway. My trolling isn't directed at anyone who posts here, unless you represent the Penny Estate.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: kamltoe on November 12, 2009, 06:48:06 AM
Man, you talk way tougher in public, you are about keeping up appearances aren't you? It's funny that you wrote me a PM asking me for a "truce."
If anybody wants to fuck with that kid, his name is Andrei Johasnic, and his e-mail posted above is his legit e-mail.

ahahahahaha! i knew it. so fucking EPIC! what a fail. dude should've focused when he had the chance. dumbass.

k
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: alrightythen on November 12, 2009, 07:45:50 AM
if it's a pseudonym why are you so defensive? dudes got a facebook as well
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: J_Rog on November 12, 2009, 07:58:29 AM
I'm not defensive. I just think it's a low blow to attempt a character assassination because I don't like Penny (but then, I wouldn't put such pettiness past T3h Gipper). Oh, and like I said, I don't use that account, Facebook included.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: alrightythen on November 12, 2009, 08:22:45 AM
Ok, i was just saying. I can see how a lot of people are hating on penny and the fact that he still is considered a legend. But growin up he was a huge influence to many people, including me. i haven't really been following you guy's argument so correct me if im wrong
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: J_Rog on November 12, 2009, 10:03:10 AM
In 1996 the very idea of anyone hating on Penny would be unthinkable. That more are is proof that he is losing what he had.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: rawbertson. on November 12, 2009, 11:26:09 AM
In 1996 the very idea of anyone hating on Penny would be unthinkable. That more are is proof that he is losing what he had.
why are you even bitching about him then. yeah news flash, the guy is not as good as he was when he was 20, no shit. fucking onionhead.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: Edward Sebastian on November 12, 2009, 12:07:17 PM
onionhead.


:lol:
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: sage on November 12, 2009, 12:41:06 PM
This video sums this thread up pretty well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACXta-oH1lU&
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: SkullDude on November 12, 2009, 04:59:22 PM
Man, you talk way tougher in public, you are about keeping up appearances aren't you? It's funny that you wrote me a PM asking me for a "truce."
If anybody wants to fuck with that kid, his name is Andrei Johasnic, and his e-mail posted above is his legit e-mail.
HEY GIPPER!! YOU ARE A FUCKING NUT!
TRYING TO PUT SOME KID'S INFO OUT OVER THE INTERNET OVER SKATEBOARING????
CALM THE FUCK DOWN BUDDY. IT'S AN OPINION!!
I MEAN, FOR REAL DUDE?
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on November 12, 2009, 08:12:52 PM
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Man, you talk way tougher in public, you are about keeping up appearances aren't you? It's funny that you wrote me a PM asking me for a "truce."
If anybody wants to fuck with that kid, his name is Andrei Johasnic, and his e-mail posted above is his legit e-mail.
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HEY GIPPER!! YOU ARE A FUCKING NUT!
TRYING TO PUT SOME KID'S INFO OUT OVER THE INTERNET OVER SKATEBOARING????
CALM THE FUCK DOWN BUDDY. IT'S AN OPINION!!
I MEAN, FOR REAL DUDE?

It's more because he started just kinda trolling and being a dick in general, and is common practice on this site.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: SkullDude on November 12, 2009, 08:20:41 PM
Whatever you need to get by.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on November 12, 2009, 08:58:19 PM
All I need to get by are these:
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:llEkMbakc5l2XM:http://freshpeel.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/Juno_Tic_Tacs.jpg)
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: Dark Knight on November 12, 2009, 09:40:22 PM
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:llEkMbakc5l2XM:http://freshpeel.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/Juno_Tic_Tacs.jpg)

oh yeaaaaah
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: The Mess on November 12, 2009, 11:13:00 PM
did anybody read the article.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on November 13, 2009, 12:08:54 AM
did anybody read the article.
Yeah, basically goes like this: Penny is sick, COTG is a clown. Every pro you respect thinks penny is the shit and was blown away when he came up back in the 90's.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on November 13, 2009, 12:13:46 AM
HAHA you're just mad your opinion isn't important enough for them to acknowledge it. The fact that someone actually read some of my posts and felt that i was even remotely worthy of being acknowledge means Me>you. You are still considered just another faggot on slap. I'm my own entity separate from you queers.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: rawbertson. on November 13, 2009, 07:27:33 AM
thats right wet those niggas up get em bddddattt datt datt comin up hood strong
yall faggets gone
i done bust a bitch out her frame came on a dame

one day imma make it pro
but imma stay bitchin on slap
im betta than yall
im a ignorant and negative nigga
i shoot up niggas over loot, prostitutes, and games of skate
imma stay eatin on crab cakes and fried chicken
yall faggets eatin gino and pop's pizza at ya wedding
feedin ya kids that garbage too
my cali spots blaze up the whole east coast
thats why the sun dont shine there cause they fagget
the only reason they get any summer time's cause zered basset
im classic as dunks, my footage gold like my chain
my style annhilates the industry and all you other cats suck
but i still aint ridin for nobody
im so penny i flipped the game off on the internet
put out some good footage that gon fade into some southern cali obscure am category on perfect ledges
and keep lettin yall know how gay yall is
peace
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: cheep on November 13, 2009, 09:35:55 AM
HAHA you're just mad your opinion isn't important enough for them to acknowledge it. The fact that someone actually read some of my posts and felt that i was even remotely worthy of being acknowledge means Me>you. You are still considered just another faggot on slap. I'm my own entity separate from you queers.
id rather be unknown than known as the kook who thinks pennys lame.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: TapLuxiferfet on November 13, 2009, 11:02:09 AM
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HAHA you're just mad your opinion isn't important enough for them to acknowledge it. The fact that someone actually read some of my posts and felt that i was even remotely worthy of being acknowledge means Me>you. You are still considered just another faggot on slap. I'm my own entity separate from you queers.
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id rather be unknown than known as the kook who thinks pennys lame.


REAL TALK, COTG, get back on here and explain yourself. You appear to be this fresh skater hating on everything. You are known for your nollie heel noselides with a heel drag on curbs. If I remember right you also had some lines with a fs smith front 180 out. Is that your attempt at being creative? Trying to get the appeal of hesh skaters by doing a front 180 out of a fs smith? Is that whats up? Because that is a lame ass trick for a fresh skater to do. So whats up with that trick? Explain yourself on front smith front 180 out, cool guy in Transworld.

Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: kamltoe on November 13, 2009, 11:27:38 AM
did my post get deleted? i swore i replied to this earlier. dag.

k
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on November 13, 2009, 11:47:41 AM
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HAHA you're just mad your opinion isn't important enough for them to acknowledge it. The fact that someone actually read some of my posts and felt that i was even remotely worthy of being acknowledge means Me>you. You are still considered just another faggot on slap. I'm my own entity separate from you queers.
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id rather be unknown than known as the kook who thinks pennys lame.
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REAL TALK, COTG, get back on here and explain yourself. You appear to be this fresh skater hating on everything. You are known for your nollie heel noselides with a heel drag on curbs. If I remember right you also had some lines with a fs smith front 180 out. Is that your attempt at being creative? Trying to get the appeal of hesh skaters by doing a front 180 out of a fs smith? Is that whats up? Because that is a lame ass trick for a fresh skater to do. So whats up with that trick? Explain yourself on front smith front 180 out, cool guy in Transworld.


HAHAHAHA I don't see anything wrong with doing a smith 180. For the record, i have never posted an opinion on penny, ever. That means they have read some of my posts, and assumed that i would think penny is lame because he's old.
also a lot of people think penny is lame now. One of my little homies was saying he's one of the worst skateboarders after the flip premier.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: The Mess on November 13, 2009, 12:28:55 PM
whatever they assumed, sounds like they were right.
hating on classic penny is near comical. current day penny is a different animal.
tyson might be retired. that doesn't mean you can call him a pussy for what he did in the 80s/90s...
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: rawbertson. on November 13, 2009, 01:08:24 PM
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HAHA you're just mad your opinion isn't important enough for them to acknowledge it. The fact that someone actually read some of my posts and felt that i was even remotely worthy of being acknowledge means Me>you. You are still considered just another faggot on slap. I'm my own entity separate from you queers.
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id rather be unknown than known as the kook who thinks pennys lame.
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REAL TALK, COTG, get back on here and explain yourself. You appear to be this fresh skater hating on everything. You are known for your nollie heel noselides with a heel drag on curbs. If I remember right you also had some lines with a fs smith front 180 out. Is that your attempt at being creative? Trying to get the appeal of hesh skaters by doing a front 180 out of a fs smith? Is that whats up? Because that is a lame ass trick for a fresh skater to do. So whats up with that trick? Explain yourself on front smith front 180 out, cool guy in Transworld.


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HAHAHAHA I don't see anything wrong with doing a smith 180. For the record, i have never posted an opinion on penny, ever. That means they have read some of my posts, and assumed that i would think penny is lame because he's old.
also a lot of people think penny is lame now. One of my little homies was saying he's one of the worst skateboarders after the flip premier.


fs smith fs 180 is too easy for someone of your stature
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: CigaretteBeer on November 14, 2009, 12:05:42 AM
The only pro I've ever been star struck by is Penny. I went to some Digital premiere in Costa Mesa and saw Penny dressed in all black like a skate ninja just cruising around doing cool ass tricks on stuff. It was seriously like seeing Jesus on a skateboard.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: subroku2 on November 14, 2009, 01:20:41 AM
The only pro I've ever been star struck by is Penny. I went to some Digital premiere in Costa Mesa and saw Penny dressed in all black like a skate ninja just cruising around doing cool ass tricks on stuff. It was seriously like seeing Jesus on a skateboard.

praise the lord.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: Mouth on November 14, 2009, 02:30:25 AM
I reckon Penny should move to California and start behaving like a rap mogul.

That's how you make it in the skate game these days, yo.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: The Mess on November 21, 2009, 06:17:24 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEYVV5uJXPU&feature=player_embedded#

the newer clips in here remind me why i still read this thread.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: sparksandblood on November 21, 2009, 07:41:41 PM
The only pro I've ever been star struck by is Penny. I went to some Digital premiere in Costa Mesa and saw Penny dressed in all black like a skate ninja just cruising around doing cool ass tricks on stuff. It was seriously like seeing Jesus on a skateboard.
Gold
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: Rihardslol on November 22, 2009, 02:10:29 AM
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The only pro I've ever been star struck by is Penny. I went to some Digital premiere in Costa Mesa and saw Penny dressed in all black like a skate ninja just cruising around doing cool ass tricks on stuff. It was seriously like seeing Jesus on a skateboard.
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Gold

Wow, sounds awesome.
About that video in amsterdam - I don't see anything embarrassing about that. Everyone who goes there just has some fun. I've heard different stories about people going there and having a good time and living there, but some have done too much and ended up messing everything up with job or school and went back to their homes. It's just a lifestyle. Where I live there are skate competitions where if you win, you get packs of beer.
How can you even hate Tom Penny? He's doing his own thing.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: i used to skate on November 22, 2009, 02:39:16 AM
bought this before a bus ride cause it's the only skate mag at port authority... that web feature is just a clip, the full article had interviews with paul rodriguez and ed templeton and a few other people plus longer interviews with the people they did include

basically everyone agreed that his appeal in his sheer effortless, and the fact that he looked like he wasn't even thinking about what trick he was even going to do.  not like a "style" thing either, but something inate in his being, like you really BELIEVED he didn't even know what was going on even though he must have. and reynolds says some real spit, like "[leaving the country and the spotlight] is what he's supposed to do, that's how legends are."
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: MikeyPioggia on November 22, 2009, 08:46:28 AM
penny is sick
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: The Mess on November 22, 2009, 12:47:52 PM
bought this before a bus ride cause it's the only skate mag at port authority... that web feature is just a clip, the full article had interviews with paul rodriguez and ed templeton and a few other people plus longer interviews with the people they did include

basically everyone agreed that his appeal in his sheer effortless, and the fact that he looked like he wasn't even thinking about what trick he was even going to do.  not like a "style" thing either, but something inate in his being, like you really BELIEVED he didn't even know what was going on even though he must have. and reynolds says some real spit, like "[leaving the country and the spotlight] is what he's supposed to do, that's how legends are."

what does paul say?
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: i used to skate on November 22, 2009, 10:57:36 PM
pretty much the same as everyone else, says he had an hour and a half long tape of all penny's clips from high five on that he watched everyday.  he also tells a story about being really nervous to meet tom and having sweaty palms and everything.
Title: Re: church of penny
Post by: clamy on November 23, 2009, 02:16:59 AM
paul is such a modest motherfucker, i'd love to see this full article.