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Title: chatroulette
Post by: s0yce on December 08, 2009, 07:17:20 PM
http://chatroulette.com/ its like omegle but with a camera. haha werid shit on there
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Post by: zipzinger666 on December 08, 2009, 08:32:47 PM
shit's dope, just chatted with a kid with a horse mask on about rice krispie treats
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Post by: frig deuce on December 08, 2009, 09:06:04 PM
hhahahaha this is fucking epic reminds me of your avatar (the dog)
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Post by: frig deuce on December 08, 2009, 09:17:57 PM
DUUUUDE THIS IS THE FUNNYEST SHIT IV EVER EXPERIENCED

SOME DUDE JUST SHOWED ME HIS BALLLS
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Corby Tender on December 08, 2009, 10:14:21 PM
oh my god please tell me somebody else got this message:
r: [WARNING: Chatroulette™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Chatroulette™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: zipzinger666 on December 08, 2009, 10:24:25 PM
oh my god please tell me somebody else got this message:
r: [WARNING: Chatroulette™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Chatroulette™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]

how did the chat go? did he promise you candy and funny stories?
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Corby Tender on December 08, 2009, 10:25:54 PM
it immediately disconnected.  Kinda bummed.
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Post by: zipzinger666 on December 08, 2009, 10:32:00 PM
damn. that would have been awesome...
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Post by: Boston. on December 08, 2009, 11:02:58 PM
i talked to a really cute girl with glasses and a group of jocks and a fat kid dancing to the smiths
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Post by: Brandon on December 08, 2009, 11:07:08 PM
oh man, i'm way too fucking awkward for this.  maybe some other time.

edit: so far i've been connected with 8 "people," 5 of them being rooms packed with standard college dudes.  fucking hilarious.

edit II: dude jacking off.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Edward Sebastian on December 08, 2009, 11:21:15 PM
this is pretty entertaining
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Post by: papasmurfsdog on December 09, 2009, 12:49:21 AM
*Wishing I had a camera on my computer
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Post by: drunk on December 09, 2009, 02:15:52 AM
this is entertaining
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Post by: Paper Crane on December 09, 2009, 02:41:53 AM
(http://i48.tinypic.com/n18j5t.png)
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Post by: jeremyrandall on December 09, 2009, 03:51:49 AM
Holy fuck...that is so insanely awkward.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Doctor Handsome on December 10, 2009, 08:42:56 AM
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4007/4173948955_28e8a4ae92_o.jpg)

He then proceeded to smack it against his head, yelled "I'm the best!" and disconnected. I miss him already.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: ahlee on December 10, 2009, 08:45:03 AM
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4007/4173948955_28e8a4ae92_o.jpg)

He then proceeded to smack it against his head, yelled "I'm the best!" and disconnected. I miss him already.

aaaaaahahahhahahaha
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Bobby Peru on December 10, 2009, 10:41:16 AM
This is amazing. Highlights so far include: a chubby dude in his boxers rubbing his nipples, a dude holding up a dick drawing, a couple laughing at me, and a very confused and distraught kid in what looked like a high school computer lab.

Oh, and if you come across a guy wearing a tin foil viking helmet and breathing heavily, it's probably me.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: ahlee on December 10, 2009, 10:45:54 AM


Oh, and if you come across a guy wearing a tin foil viking helmet and breathing heavily, it's probably me.

amazing.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: gordon bombay on December 10, 2009, 10:58:18 AM
the internet never ceases to amaze me
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Post by: Crazy Ralph on December 10, 2009, 11:01:26 AM
haha my friends and I have been going on this every night for the past week...good fun
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Bobby Peru on December 10, 2009, 12:08:53 PM
Updates:

Dude in bondage gear smoking a pipe and listening to classical music.

Dude whacking off. I came across him while I was charging at the screen wearing my viking helmet and screaming. I wonder who was more surprised.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: 420 on December 14, 2009, 02:45:47 PM
Wow! This shit is fucked up funny. Tried it for the first time now.
Third dude i saw was only wearing a star trooper helmet, he gently flicked his balls while he masturbated and was making these strange sounds
God damn that shit was awkward
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Stoeipoes on December 14, 2009, 05:00:28 PM
WTF a naked dancing midget, that was so weird.
Now I'm talking to a cute brazilian girl with tattoos
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: TheFreshSC on December 14, 2009, 08:50:36 PM
WTF a naked dancing midget, that was so weird.
Now I'm talking to a cute brazilian girl with tattoos

this website sounds awesome... too bad it's blocked by my university's Websense filter
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: oldcasual on December 14, 2009, 08:51:00 PM
I just saw some hot chick gettin nailed.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: you took to much on December 14, 2009, 10:41:17 PM
were one of you guys wearing a thrasher hat and holding up a Vans Slayer Classic Hi shoe? because i was on with you for a second, i was smoking a cigarette inside without my shirt on, i have longish hair as well. i started to ask "you're one of those slap pricks arnt you" but whoever it was canceled on me. god damn it.

also a girl showd me her ass.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Northcity23 on December 14, 2009, 10:49:28 PM
swear to god i just saw Cory Kennedy

and some chick was playing with her pussy. favorite website ever
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: kilgore. on December 14, 2009, 10:53:13 PM
if anyone sees a darth vader mask, that is I.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: zipzinger666 on December 14, 2009, 10:58:11 PM
l'll find ya kilgore...

Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: EXTRA SPICY on December 14, 2009, 11:40:29 PM
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4007/4173948955_28e8a4ae92_o.jpg)

He then proceeded to smack it against his head, yelled "I'm the best!" and disconnected. I miss him already.


the fuck? How the hell did you resurrect joey ramone?
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Boston. on December 14, 2009, 11:44:21 PM
which of you guys is this?
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Northcity23 on December 14, 2009, 11:49:27 PM
is it just me or is everyone either brazilian or jacking off?
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: kilgore. on December 14, 2009, 11:50:22 PM
i came across OldCasual, he had no webcam though. :(
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: loophole on December 14, 2009, 11:52:28 PM
the funny thing is even the girls only want to see stupid disgusting shit.

also:
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Boston. on December 14, 2009, 11:59:59 PM
i will be wearing a wolf mask in my window
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: kilgore. on December 15, 2009, 12:24:08 AM
hahahah me and loophole just saw each other. what is screenshot on mac? i need to snap some heads.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Cosme on December 15, 2009, 12:36:10 AM
hahahah me and loophole just saw each other. what is screenshot on mac? i need to snap some heads.

Command + Shift + 3  for a full screen capture
Command + Shift + 4  if you want to only crop a selected area
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Boston. on December 15, 2009, 12:40:00 AM
loophole what are you wearing?
this is me
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: MenendezDiego on December 15, 2009, 12:48:36 AM
My God...
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: kilgore. on December 15, 2009, 01:06:22 AM
(http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/1314/picture6fdq.png) (http://img19.imageshack.us/i/picture6fdq.png/)

Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Watson on December 15, 2009, 02:20:26 AM
(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j52/biggwatt/Picture15-1.png)
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: jeremyrandall on December 15, 2009, 02:34:18 AM
(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j52/biggwatt/Picture15-1.png)

AAAHAHAHA!!!  I knew you'd be stoked on this.  We have to do this after wings on Wednesday.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: rob2 on December 15, 2009, 07:06:07 AM
My God...

Seriously what the fuck is going on here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: cigarettedeer on December 15, 2009, 07:28:56 AM
This has "greatest thread ever" written all over it
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Des Esseintes on December 15, 2009, 07:57:07 AM
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My God...
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Seriously what the fuck is going on here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's taking a dump on a tied up baby.

I can't tell if it's a real baby or a doll.

But usually dolls aren't sold with such looks of horror on their face.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: cold budweisers on December 15, 2009, 08:02:41 AM
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My God...
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Seriously what the fuck is going on here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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He's taking a dump on a tied up baby.

I can't tell if it's a real baby or a doll.

But usually dolls aren't sold with such looks of horror on their face.
i really hope that's not really real.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Doctor Handsome on December 15, 2009, 08:09:21 AM
Hahahahahahahahah this was a great way to wake up.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: everypennyfedcar on December 15, 2009, 09:02:32 AM
I think the guy pooping on that baby is real, which is pretty horrible
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: nocomply on December 15, 2009, 09:37:01 AM
My God...
fuck!! I'm beginning to hate the internet.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: loophole on December 15, 2009, 09:41:17 AM
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My God...
[close]
fuck!! I'm beginning to hate the internet.
for some reason this bothers me more than the pig decapitation gif
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: zipzinger666 on December 15, 2009, 09:44:30 AM
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My God...
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fuck!! I'm beginning to hate the internet.
[close]
for some reason this bothers me more than the pig decapitation gif

A naked baby getting shitted on tops the gnarliness of pig decapitation any day...
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Stoeipoes on December 15, 2009, 10:30:47 AM
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My God...
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fuck!! I'm beginning to hate the internet.
[close]
for some reason this bothers me more than the pig decapitation gif
[close]

A naked baby getting shitted on tops the gnarliness of pig decapitation any day...
he says hahahahahahaha, lame.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: gordon bombay on December 15, 2009, 11:24:16 AM
mendez, care to enlighten us on what happened during post screen grab?
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: MenendezDiego on December 15, 2009, 12:23:37 PM
It's Menendez, and sure

I went to check out what this Chat Roulette was, about the 10th guy, and I got this, the guy was hovering over his baby, then he began to take a shit. I don't know how else to put it. I took a print screen cause I know no one would believe me. Fucked up huh
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: cigarettedeer on December 15, 2009, 12:43:02 PM
I encountered the "FFFUUUUU" guy. He's still angry
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y51/reedcp/Picture1.png?t=1260909690)
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Alan on December 15, 2009, 12:47:55 PM
It's Menendez, and sure

I went to check out what this Chat Roulette was, about the 10th guy, and I got this, the guy was hovering over his baby, then he began to take a shit. I don't know how else to put it. I took a print screen cause I know no one would believe me. Fucked up huh

Time to contact the authorities, don't you think?
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: MenendezDiego on December 15, 2009, 01:13:24 PM
And say what? I don't even know which continent this guy is on. You have access to the print screen, feel free to
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Alan on December 15, 2009, 01:20:46 PM
Ah, you're right. It's no biggie...
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Mr. DNA on December 15, 2009, 01:34:03 PM
Pooping on a baby may seem wrong to you and me, but maybe in his culture it's a rite of passage. If we all learned how to respect other cultures and their differences then we wouldn't have all these terrible wars.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Alan on December 15, 2009, 02:08:35 PM
Just checked out the site, there's a "report inappropriate video" button there.

Hmmm, should I press it or print screen and show it to the Pals? Maybe then they'll stop making fun of me...
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: zipzinger666 on December 15, 2009, 02:27:53 PM
.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: MenendezDiego on December 15, 2009, 02:36:07 PM
Just checked out the site, there's a "report inappropriate video" button there.

Hmmm, should I press it or print screen and show it to the Pals? Maybe then they'll stop making fun of me...

You really think that report innappropriate video button is going to stop that baby from being shit on? Hell no

Print Screen forever captures the moment, so that in the case where this guy eventually gets caught, there is proof...stupid fuck, don't suck your dick too hard, thinking I want acceptance from you
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Donkey Lips on December 15, 2009, 03:19:08 PM
i've just been flipping every person off.  they disconnect immediately. only dude to stay online was a dude that asked if i had weed.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Smurph on December 15, 2009, 03:43:40 PM
First person I got was the 'my-lazy sundays' crew of old men having sex.

Next were fat chics eating each other out.

The next guy I got looked really boring so I tested him by starting with the question: 'you smoke crack?'
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: nocomply on December 15, 2009, 04:19:40 PM
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Just checked out the site, there's a "report inappropriate video" button there.

Hmmm, should I press it or print screen and show it to the Pals? Maybe then they'll stop making fun of me...
[close]

You really think that report innappropriate video button is going to stop that baby from being shit on? Hell no

Print Screen forever captures the moment, so that in the case where this guy eventually gets caught, there is proof...stupid fuck, don't suck your dick too hard, thinking I want acceptance from you
wow you are dumb
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Beer Wizard on December 15, 2009, 04:47:25 PM
A dude just took a shit on a baby......................... Just thought I'd reiterate that.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: MenendezDiego on December 15, 2009, 04:58:40 PM
After asking people on Chat Roulette, many have also seen the shit on baby guy, it's a video loop, so it has happened in the past, nothing more can be done, besides, you people sending me messages asking me to report it, why havn't you?
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Stoeipoes on December 15, 2009, 05:14:33 PM
Shitting on your own child. I't's so hot right now even elephants do it.

(http://blog.mrseb.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/article-1126934-03276f39000005dc-642_468x312_popup1-650x433.jpg)
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: ahlee on December 15, 2009, 07:44:15 PM
i might have to buy a fucking webcam
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Cthulhu! on December 15, 2009, 07:49:44 PM
I liked that site a lot better when I didn't know there was a program used to show other people fake videos. That baby getting shit on was /b/
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: baconeggandcheese on December 15, 2009, 10:00:16 PM
Chatroulette.com is reequesting access to your camera and microphone.  If you click allow, you may be recorded.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: rob2 on December 16, 2009, 12:56:23 AM
A dude just took a shit on a baby......................... Just thought I'd reiterate that.

This, the maggot leg and the pig in the handbag have all disturbed me. Can people please stop posting stuff like this, SLAP should just be porn, skateboarding and LOLs
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: MenendezDiego on December 16, 2009, 02:35:29 AM
If you get a legit convo going, it's awesome.

I talked to a chick from Toronto about Canadian foods/goods, a Spanish girl going to school in Montreal (the convorsation was half french, half spanish, very cool!) a guy from Amsterdam, and some boring American.

This thing has potential, its deff. addicting once you get good convorsations going.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: MenendezDiego on December 16, 2009, 02:46:21 AM
what I mean is its cool/fun to talk to people from across the globe, very interesting
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Donkey Lips on December 16, 2009, 04:35:03 AM
i saw some weird shit. but, when in rome, do as the romans. so any girl i just saw on there i would strike up conversations and randomly drop the bomb "would it be worse if i raped you then killed you, or killed you THEN raped you?". one girl actually answered and continued talking about maroon 5.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: James Joyce on December 16, 2009, 05:05:10 AM
(http://imgur.com/Xw5JA.jpg)

(http://imgur.com/vdcWK.jpg)

(http://imgur.com/L6TxJ.jpg)

(http://imgur.com/f7DQt.jpg)

(http://imgur.com/OF7W9.jpg)
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on December 16, 2009, 05:19:26 AM
Wish I had enough bandwidth to go on this site.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: DMH on December 16, 2009, 09:25:45 AM
Spent a couple hours doing this yesterday. Saw some very awesome titties, learned some Portuguese (because there are a shitload of Brazilians in there), showed off some art, and talked about good music with some really cute girl from Texas that was letting rats crawl in and out from between her breasts and on her shoulders.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: TheFreshSC on December 16, 2009, 12:38:58 PM


(http://imgur.com/L6TxJ.jpg)



this
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: robasheep on December 16, 2009, 01:15:11 PM
I don't know if I like that shit.  I just tried it...mostly dudes and Brazilians on there. 

I'm gonna try to contact Wintersox...I'm sure he'd be a hit on that site.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Murdock on December 16, 2009, 01:17:24 PM
Haha best site ever.

(http://imgur.com/f7DQt.jpg)

O and i came across that black fat lady i was wearing a bart simpson mask she said hi next thing i said wassup big momma then she bailed.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Donkey Lips on December 16, 2009, 02:15:06 PM
i'm on there now just listening to britney spears really loud. say hello.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: nice weather on December 16, 2009, 03:03:59 PM
I'm getting a bottle of Tanqueray and a shotgun now to truly celebrate that site.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: JunglePOP on December 16, 2009, 05:53:40 PM
its always a brazillian dude! so disapointing.... all i do is talk ufc and soccer with these guys and its boring. where the bitches at?
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Donkey Lips on December 16, 2009, 06:25:37 PM
no one wants to talk to me
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: DMH on December 16, 2009, 08:30:29 PM
its always a brazillian dude! so disapointing.... all i do is talk ufc and soccer with these guys and its boring. where the bitches at?

Yeah, a Brazilian dude yesterday told me it was his dream to be in a UFC event and call somebody a pussy.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: TheFreshSC on December 16, 2009, 09:00:18 PM
sounds like there must be, like, a brazilian of them on there! (say this out loud for corny joke effect)
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: zipzinger666 on December 16, 2009, 09:07:32 PM
sounds like there must be, like, a brazilian of them on there! (say this out loud for corny joke effect)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXf0yIRcdnI
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: ahlee on December 16, 2009, 09:12:41 PM
i swear to god every dude on that site is shirtless
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Bobbito on December 16, 2009, 09:44:37 PM
i might have to buy a fucking webcam
DO IT ITS SO FUCKING ADDICTIVE only shitty prt is the amount of bro's Ive come across
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: brycickle on December 16, 2009, 11:32:27 PM
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its always a brazillian dude! so disapointing.... all i do is talk ufc and soccer with these guys and its boring. where the bitches at?
[close]

Yeah, a Brazilian dude yesterday told me it was his dream to be in a UFC event and call somebody a pussy.
Something tells me if that's his only strategy...
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: MenendezDiego on December 17, 2009, 12:34:31 AM
I saw so many tits tonight, addicted
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: City of Drunken Totems on December 17, 2009, 03:15:52 AM
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg27/pbjproductions1/Picture1-1.png)

all i found was random dudes, guys jerkin off and this girl who fell into my world and ill i could do was talk to her about jim carey... i wanna pretend im in love
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: robasheep on December 17, 2009, 05:19:59 AM
I saw so many tits tonight, addicted

Lies!  Screen captures...
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on December 17, 2009, 06:27:45 AM
Liar Liar came out in 1997, no wonder that bitch that you were lame.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Smurph on December 17, 2009, 02:32:16 PM
My friend & I were the two dudes dressed with loads of clothes on our heads and shoe-laces all over our faces in case anyone came across us. We were pretending to be on coke and speed. So many people were so boring. Most just saw us and disconnected. I don't see how you wouldn't stay for a chat if you saw two fucking drug addicts raving out in front of a webcam. There was this one guy who also was using his webcam and he was raving out along with us and his mom walked in. It was pretty rad.

I was on Omegle a few minutes ago and got talking to this chic - who turned out to be really interesting. She started the conversation with 'tell me a secret.' Then she told me she's having an affair with her female ballet professor who's married! Seriously deep stuff. We were talking for about half an hour and she was genuine too. Anyway I took a little screencap when she was confessing...

(http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t278/Smurph911y/1.jpg?t=1261088736)

Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Inanimate Object on December 17, 2009, 10:07:59 PM
I think maybe this website should just be called "Surprise Dick".
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Gordon Ramsay on December 17, 2009, 10:12:22 PM
I think maybe this website should just be called "Surprise Dick".

hahah lol'ing everywhere. Hilarious chat service.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Raw!!! on December 17, 2009, 11:24:18 PM
Liar Liar came out in 1997, no wonder that bitch that you were lame.

what a dumb piece of shit
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: MenendezDiego on December 18, 2009, 02:04:06 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: MenendezDiego on December 18, 2009, 02:06:00 AM
edit, this chick was furiously flicking her bean after she turned the camera on, it was epic
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on December 18, 2009, 03:24:21 AM
Underage girls masturbating and people shitting on babies? What the fuck is wrong with you. Paging C-Hanzel and Gretel.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: MenendezDiego on December 18, 2009, 03:26:39 AM
underage? I'd hope she wasnt
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Mouth on December 18, 2009, 05:19:08 AM
I'm sure you're cool.

She looks at least 12.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Donkey Lips on December 20, 2009, 08:13:49 PM
yet another screenshot for the collection
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: paulhartman4prez on December 26, 2009, 10:47:30 PM
(http://i45.tinypic.com/15f6cgj.png)

Christmas rules
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Watson on December 26, 2009, 11:27:45 PM
That's one of those looped pre-recorded videos, bro. I've seen that video on the internet before.

Hope you didn't stroke it off for her, because if so some old fat dude with a video loop on his camera whacked off watching you whack off.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: TheFreshSC on December 26, 2009, 11:33:43 PM
i had an excellent chatroulette sesh with some good friends today. there was lots of simulated gay sex on our part, and we got the exact reactions we were looking for. i love the internet
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: paulhartman4prez on December 26, 2009, 11:38:42 PM
That's one of those looped pre-recorded videos, bro. I've seen that video on the internet before.

Hope you didn't stroke it off for her, because if so some old fat dude with a video loop on his camera whacked off watching you whack off.

I've seen it too, but everything is better in screen shot version on the chatroulette.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: kevbo999 on February 02, 2010, 10:17:10 AM
I need a fucking webcam now, I literally sat and refreshed from midnight until 5am.  Telling dudes to make out with each other, trying to kill the jackoffs' boners, asking 4 titz, asking hippies if they bathe in bong water.. it's the most fun I've had online ever.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: heckler on February 02, 2010, 10:36:56 AM
I just remembered about my friends Bill Clinton mask and how I could use that to fuck with people on here.

Than I remembered that I don't have a camera.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: zipzinger666 on February 02, 2010, 11:08:43 AM
this has turned into a weekly thing for me and some friends. when new episodes of Jersey Shore was still on thursday we would go on chatroulette before it started. we encountered:

KKK member
Some Euro hardcore chicks making out upon request
a little fat kid taking a bath
this awesome kid who would chug a beer every time one of us would
10000 masturbaters

I miss Jersey Shore/Chatroulette night...
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Dragon Slayer on February 03, 2010, 01:22:54 AM
(http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/135/l_7d3ec7775a6843818dc3ff0d9babe64d.jpg)

totally got a dude to cum all over his chest while chatting with him. what a fag!
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Stoeipoes on February 03, 2010, 03:20:52 AM
(http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/135/l_7d3ec7775a6843818dc3ff0d9babe64d.jpg)

totally got a dude to cum all over his chest while chatting with him. what a fag!

ugh damn.

Yesterday my girlfriend was chatrouletting and 8/10 guys showed her their dick.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: kevbo999 on February 03, 2010, 07:28:28 AM
Yesterday my girlfriend was chatrouletting and 8/10 guys showed her their dick.

Sorry.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: DMH on February 03, 2010, 07:43:34 AM
yet another screenshot for the collection

I talked to this girl for a good amount of time about the Smiths. I heard her listening to them and got stoked. It's hard to make a transition from "I really like the music you're listening to" to "tattaaayyyyyeeeezzzzz."
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: frisco on February 03, 2010, 12:12:40 PM
the amount of dudes just stroking their cocks is insane

you find 1 cute girl out of 100 bros
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: letsgobois on February 03, 2010, 12:36:35 PM
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg27/pbjproductions1/Picture1-1.png)
That chick looks very similar to Mckenzee Miles.
(http://www.foxyreviews.com/logos/mckenzee-miles.jpg)
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Bobby Peru on February 03, 2010, 04:36:02 PM
Over Christmas break, my friends and I met this Brazilian dude who called us American fags, then started talking to us about how big his dick was for some reason. We told him to prove it, and he did it. We cheered and then we reported him. I'm interested to know how he explained it to his bros. "Dudes! I was on Chatroulette and these dudes said they wanted to see my dick, so I showed them! It was awesome!"

Also, my friends who have a band met some random people in Brooklyn, who let them stay at their house while they were on tour. Once you sift through all the dicks, there's actually some rewarding stuff.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Gordon Ramsay on February 03, 2010, 06:37:50 PM
^ But goddammit there is are alot of dicks. 
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Donkey Lips on February 03, 2010, 07:22:15 PM
i talked to a chick on there from london.  her name was rochelle.  she was stoked because i was wearing a bag.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Vegetable Lasagna on February 03, 2010, 08:34:41 PM
Rochelle Rochelle - A young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: ChuckD on February 04, 2010, 08:48:40 PM
finally gave it a go the other night.
plenty of dicks...
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b37/ebszero/penis.jpg)
(the site/comp actually froze at this point)
and no tits  :'( (it's hard to get tits if your girlfriend skips all the cuties)
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b37/ebszero/eriktit.jpg)
The site is still so much fun after wading through all the dicks, talked to quite a few interesting people.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Latarian Milton on February 04, 2010, 09:19:46 PM
I tried this shit out last week with my friends, 3 guys and 3 girls. Eventually it went down to me and 2 girls and all the bros kept asking for tits. All in all I got a gay dude from Turkey to hit on me, and 12 dicks. Fuck chatroulette.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: ChuckD on February 05, 2010, 11:53:21 AM
oh shit.
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b37/ebszero/19047_728208227882_17104366_4027496.jpg)
the Jonas brothers love watching people jerk off too!
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Dragon Slayer on February 05, 2010, 02:58:23 PM
> Connected, feel free to talk now
You: DAMN!
Stranger: ?
You: aint got no cam either?
You: wuts yr name?
Stranger: Dee
You: us no cam niggas need to group up
You: Dee? you a white girl?
Stranger: no
You: damn you a dude?
Stranger: u from?
You: Detroit
You: YOU?
You: shiiiii
Stranger: Taiwan.China
You: Ah shit you mexican then?
Stranger: what?
You: that in mexico?
Stranger: NO!
You: where that?
Stranger: China , u konw?
You: Whhhattttt?
You: China
You: DAMMMnnnnn
Stranger: yeah
You: I didn't know this sight went to china
You: crazy shit huh?
Stranger: u didnt konw Taiwan?
You: what's that?
Stranger: a economize,belongs china
You: Huh?
Stranger: hum???
You: what the fuck is tawian?
Stranger: er.
You: ER?
You: man I don't know what you talking
Stranger: in fact.me too
Stranger: aha
You: you too wut?
You: HUH?
Stranger: I don't know what you talking
You: You talkin about being in mexico n sum shit then you say you in tawian?
Stranger: my english not very well
You: nigga only no english
You: you speek spanish then?
Stranger: aha
You: HOLA
Stranger: thats a joke?
You: Nah you said you were from mexico? so you speek spanish?
You: nigga I don't know wtf u saying about no shit
Stranger: i am came from taiwan .china!
Stranger: not mexico!
You: Ya ya ya ya that in mexico right?
Stranger: no!
Stranger: why do u say that?
You: I aint heard of no place called tawian
Stranger: and i am not nigga. i am the the yellow race
You: that in mexico?
You: WHAT?
You: yellow race? I never heard of that. nigga you funny
Stranger: taiwan in china!
You: YA YA YA that in MEXICO!
You: right?
You: where tawian at?
Stranger: u can search it in google map
You: GOOGLE MAP?
You: Googles telling me some good restaruants n shit
You: when I type in tawian
Stranger: 草你的。
You: DAMN!
You: Wut those shits?
You: I don't know spanish sorry nigga
Stranger: thats chinese
You: huh?
You: you mean like panda express at the mall?!
You: that place is gooooooood!
Stranger: so
You: egg rolls n shit? nigga eat those up everyday!
Stranger: - -
Stranger: how old are u ?
You: Umm like 16... 17
You: ya know?
Stranger: i got it
You: how old your yellow ass?
Stranger: 21
You: NIGGA can I has yr ID
You: get into the clubbs?
Stranger: u looked so frivolous
You: you been to the clubs in mexico they good?
You: huh?
You: frivolous?
You: shit wut that?
Stranger: u words, u cant understand?
You: WHAT?
You: I don't speek spanish nigga!
Stranger: hey boy,i should go now bye
You: peace my lil nigga
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Latarian Milton on February 06, 2010, 11:22:13 PM
is anyone else having problems going onto chatroulette?  ???
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Garvy The Cat on March 05, 2010, 11:18:29 AM
(http://i899.photobucket.com/albums/ac199/GarvyTheCat/8rde.jpg)
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: whang on March 05, 2010, 11:29:11 AM
im promise you this isnt bullshit, me and two friends went on for the first time, after sifting through the dicks we were getting nexted by alot of people we just wanted to see tits well any way we came on to this girl masterbating it was only a shot of he minge area but she looked good, we thought it was a gif becuase nothing much was happening, so we asked her to move her fingers and she did, we were exited like little girls then she kept asking to see dicks and guy on guy... we didnt oblige but then another friend came in the room saw tits and just showed his balls. then we asked to see tits and all that other stuff it went on for ages her asking us to see 'hotdog' before anything we declined then at the end she types "dont worry the hotdogs here" and pulled up her hand and there was a cock. . we were in hysterics he was shaved and must of been some sort of tranny..
it made me laugh becuase the amount of guys just beating off wouldve beat off to this guy

good first experience
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: jeremyrandall on March 07, 2010, 11:34:35 PM
I told my girlfriend about chatroullete about a week ago.  Turns out she's been showing people her tits the last few days.  I told her that I'm really proud and that I wish all girls could be like her.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: drunk on March 07, 2010, 11:38:27 PM
I told my girlfriend about chatroullete about a week ago.  Turns out she's been showing people her tits the last few days.  I told her that I'm really proud and that I wish all girls could be like her.

go jeremy's girlfriend
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Alan on March 08, 2010, 01:50:53 AM
That's a horrible attempt at humour. Go back to Thrasher.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Donkey Lips on March 08, 2010, 07:38:06 AM
I told my girlfriend about chatroullete about a week ago.  Turns out she's been showing people her tits the last few days.  I told her that I'm really proud and that I wish all girls could be like her.
good for her.  i had my bird on there showing boobs to anybody who wore a mustache, a mask, or wasn't brazillion.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: SFblah on March 08, 2010, 09:28:00 AM
This site is getting so much media coverage.  The Texas Attorney General just put out a consumer warning to parents about it.

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/030810dnnatchatroulette.18a0fb88b.html

Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: grimcity on March 08, 2010, 12:51:18 PM
I seriously fucked with it (and currently am for over an hour now) and there are so many things I wish I could unsee!!! Arrrrrrgh! Can't quit...
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: camel filters on March 08, 2010, 01:13:57 PM
ive only come across stuck up bitches who wont give me tits.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: professional on March 08, 2010, 01:29:01 PM
I tried to get on it but it just kept saying "Now entering...." I'm going to take this as a blessing in disguise.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: grimcity on March 08, 2010, 03:18:42 PM
I grabbed my old man mask and some props...

Not a fan:
(http://www.grimcity.com/slap/chatroulette/bird.jpg)

Unimpressed (and I even danced):
(http://www.grimcity.com/slap/chatroulette/dontcare.jpg)

Her studio's worse than mine:
(http://www.grimcity.com/slap/chatroulette/girl.jpg)

I yielded:
(http://www.grimcity.com/slap/chatroulette/pirate.jpg)

Trying to give a dude a pork rind:
(http://www.grimcity.com/slap/chatroulette/pork.jpg)

LOLWUT
(http://www.grimcity.com/slap/chatroulette/wuut.jpg)
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: heckler on March 08, 2010, 03:28:06 PM
Getting drunk tonight and fucking with people online, fuck yeah!
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Stoeipoes on March 08, 2010, 04:38:13 PM
How do you fuck online?
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: DevinSB on March 08, 2010, 04:39:55 PM
chatroulette-ing has become a favorite pasttime of mine.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: SFblah on March 08, 2010, 05:38:25 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/PMp8G.jpg)
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: jack burton on March 08, 2010, 06:34:56 PM
talked to a cute interesting girl last night for a little while....then it froze.  :'(
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Donkey Lips on March 08, 2010, 07:20:09 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/PMp8G.jpg)
fuck yea.
met a chick from london on there a few weeks ago. email boning right now. i'm going in for the real thing once i touch down overseas.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: DevinSB on March 08, 2010, 07:59:06 PM
(http://i47.tinypic.com/10er28p.png)
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Hypnotoad on March 08, 2010, 07:59:50 PM
Was on this at a party at a friends house and we encountered a man's penis wearing sunglasses with a cigarette in its "mouth" (space between shaft and balls)
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: DMH on March 08, 2010, 08:14:32 PM
Charmed an Irish girl into letting me see her tits by convincing her that I was of Irish heritage. She was apparently into that so she played with her nipples for a hella fucking long time.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Pete on March 08, 2010, 08:31:16 PM
not long before this shits on like commercials and tv shows. played out
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: All Hail Wu Welsh on March 08, 2010, 08:47:23 PM
not long before this shits on like commercials and tv shows. played out
Yeah man,  fuckin chat roulette is so played out only faggots do that shit.  It's all about dick roulette now, none of that bs with faces and tits like chat roulette, just strictly dicks all the time.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: grimcity on March 09, 2010, 05:01:33 AM
From now on, I'm only using chatroulette under the guise of my sock puppet. Epic shit went down and from now on I'm recording shit.

I met smart ass kid:
(http://www.grimcity.com/slap/chatroulette/thekid.jpg)

...found that screaming "YAAAY PEEEEENIIIISS" with a high pitched voice gets dick jerkers to fumble for their keyboards:
(http://www.grimcity.com/slap/chatroulette/wtffff.jpg)

...and that it just freaks some fools out:
(http://www.grimcity.com/slap/chatroulette/smokin.jpg)
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: robasheep on March 09, 2010, 09:28:55 AM
Ha^!






I went on yesterday and saw a gnarly loop of some young ass(def. not of age) girl sucking a dick.  Not nearly as bad as baby shitting...but still fucked up.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Donkey Lips on March 16, 2010, 06:35:43 AM
can't wait until this dude encounters grim's sock puppet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32vpgNiAH60 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32vpgNiAH60)

Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: magicstickyhand on March 16, 2010, 08:59:53 AM
can't wait until this dude encounters grim's sock puppet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32vpgNiAH60 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32vpgNiAH60)


grim's sock puppet will sing him a song ;D
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: lurk daddy on March 16, 2010, 09:49:59 AM
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not long before this shits on like commercials and tv shows. played out
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Yeah man,  fuckin chat roulette is so played out only faggots do that shit.  It's all about dick roulette now, none of that bs with faces and tits like chat roulette, just strictly dicks all the time.
ya went there for the 1st time after reading this thread. 88% were dudes in the masturbation station.


i got called lil wayne like 9times(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a67/Deangeloo/wayn.jpg)
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: alrightythen on March 20, 2010, 06:40:07 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Wl_uQOABxg
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: frisco on April 30, 2010, 12:30:08 PM
From now on, I'm only using chatroulette under the guise of my sock puppet. Epic shit went down and from now on I'm recording shit.

...found that screaming "YAAAY PEEEEENIIIISS" with a high pitched voice gets dick jerkers to fumble for their keyboards:
(http://www.grimcity.com/slap/chatroulette/wtffff.jpg)


holy shit that things hilarious, i would laugh so hard if i saw that while jerking off 
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea on April 30, 2010, 12:41:33 PM
Seriously, what the fuck? I was at my ex place, and she was on chatroulette for fun and then this little girl was on. And said the creepiest thing as you can read on the screenshot she took. When asked to raise her hand to prove she was actually there, she did it, so it was definitely not a video to trick people. Somehow we still can't believe it's real, what do you guys think? Somehow it was really convincing and we were shocked.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Alan on April 30, 2010, 12:54:34 PM
I don't know if you grew up in isolation, but kids say the creepiest thing. Also, chatroulette gained massive buzz so it's not like she found it through 4chan. Or maybe she did, which also wouldn't surprise me.

Then again, your girl looks really freaked out. Maybe she shouldn't be on that site...
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: BriDen on April 30, 2010, 01:02:22 PM
A fake webcam program + chatroulette = hours of fun.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea on April 30, 2010, 01:44:13 PM
A fake webcam program + chatroulette = hours of fun.
But she showded us her hand!!!
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: BriDen on April 30, 2010, 03:20:15 PM
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A fake webcam program + chatroulette = hours of fun.
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But she showded us her hand!!!

I'm sure people running the program expect it. I've got two videos of ladies doing stripteases where they occasionally blow a kiss. You have no idea how many people ask to have kisses blown to them. They go crazy when it happens.

edit: I'm not saying it wasn't real, just saying that it's a possibility
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: lem on April 30, 2010, 03:26:41 PM
You're ex is babe.

(http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/4489/12726065715641.gif)

HA.
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: gmgscigmgsci on April 30, 2010, 03:33:34 PM
Too many other dudes just like me that are looking for naked girls
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: Paulgar on April 30, 2010, 03:50:26 PM
http://paulgar.blogspot.com/2010/01/chat-roulette-number-one-photo.html
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: 420 on May 01, 2010, 05:53:33 AM
http://paulgar.blogspot.com/2010/01/chat-roulette-number-one-photo.html

Jake Johnson?
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rKATi9Gwjwc/S2oIHpdLR9I/AAAAAAAACSE/tOi2WHSHFEk/s1600-h/Picture+30.png)
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: magicstickyhand on May 01, 2010, 06:23:45 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: chatroulette
Post by: vince the stud on May 01, 2010, 08:23:23 AM
I grabbed my old man mask and some props...

Not a fan:
(http://www.grimcity.com/slap/chatroulette/bird.jpg)


hahhahahha