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General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: RRRRRAD on January 21, 2010, 08:21:10 PM
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so I work delivering pizza now and have been for past couple of months money is great, but the best thing is getting a bank as tip is getting a bank as tip from a sexy ass mom/older women.
I am infatuated with this beautiful creatures lets here some awesome cougar stories or MILF stores pictures would make me believe you. Wish I had a bomb story.
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force entry into house, rape while eating pizza. bomb story achieved.
back home there's a skatepark located smack dab in the middle of the 'burbs, gorgeous moms bring their little ones to scoot and rip-stick all the time. i try to make small talk and some seem into it, some hate me for even glancing in their direction. one of these days...
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force entry into house, rape while eating pizza. bomb story achieved.
back home there's a skatepark located smack dab in the middle of the 'burbs, gorgeous moms bring their little ones to scoot and rip-stick all the time. i try to make small talk and some seem into it, some hate me for even glancing in their direction. one of these days...
yeah im just hoping for "one of these days"
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NA6OCGLCUec
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queen of da cougaz, she'll always hold a special place in my heart
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Lisa Ann is hot as fuck.
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if post- retirement duke nukem bagged that azz i have a chance too
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working in a shop for 3 years was a fun breeding ground for em. gonna miss it
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how has this not popped up yet?
(http://www.skateparkoftampa.com/spot/images/shecklermom.jpg)
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look at that sheckle arm
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so i just tried to find out some info about this really attractive chem teacher i had in high school. she's probably in her mid forties now. i googled her hyphenated last name and i see that she's got a husband that works at another local high school. i click on his rate my professors page and some broad left a comment saying how he always talks about how his wife and him are in open relationship. i think i may have to revisit my high school and spit some at homegurl in some safety goggles.
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Thought this was funny(Though I dunno why anyone would pretend to be gay)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ot791ITQYbc
Anyway, seems like I can only attract Cougars. Usually its in the most random of places. Like it was in a Gamestop last week, bro ???
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i work for the community services department of my city. some of the jobs i have include:
- working at a youth center
- working at a skate park (where i get paid to skate)
- running a day camp in the summer
needless to say, the amount of bomby mommies i come into contact with is regular.
my advice to all SLAP PALS is this: GO FOR IT
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so i just tried to find out some info about this really attractive chem teacher i had in high school. she's probably in her mid forties now. i googled her hyphenated last name and i see that she's got a husband that works at another local high school. i click on his rate my professors page and some broad left a comment saying how he always talks about how his wife and him are in open relationship. i think i may have to revisit my high school and spit some at homegurl in some safety goggles.
this operation has been green lit by me. all systems go.
i had a hot teacher in her early 30's when i was in high school. she was married so dudes never tried. found out she got divorced shortly after high school and thought it was an opportunity to make her stay late when i come home on vacations. apparently some other pricks had the same idea since she's now 35 (i think) and dating a 21 year old. fuck. missed opportunity....or is it time to commit a robbery?
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so i just tried to find out some info about this really attractive chem teacher i had in high school. she's probably in her mid forties now. i googled her hyphenated last name and i see that she's got a husband that works at another local high school. i click on his rate my professors page and some broad left a comment saying how he always talks about how his wife and him are in open relationship. i think i may have to revisit my high school and spit some at homegurl in some safety goggles.
Ha!
Weirdly enough I have a similar story about my old chemistry teacher too.
On that rate-my-teacher site there were stories about how when she first started the principal had to tell her to wear longer skirts. There were also pictures floating around online of her when she was a swimsuit model. When we started in our chemistry class there were so many dudes that chose to do it simply due to her. By the end of it I think there was only about a quarter of the class remaining as most realised that staring at her wasn't enough to pass the exam!
I'm still doing chemistry to this day in college. :-\
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One time a cougar told me that despite being a bit older than me, she was really good at sex and had no STDs.
If you live in Toronto, I'm sure you know of the popular adventures of the Chick'n'Deli bar.
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Had a hot mom at work.
She was in a crisis with a boring boyfriend and needed someone to "talk to".
We went out for drinks took a walk and she kept going down on me in dark corners,... Also huge Boobies!
The evening was kinda weird but also pretty cool!
Do it if you ge the chance
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Had a hot mom at work.
She was in a crisis with a boring boyfriend and needed someone to "talk to".
We went out for drinks took a walk and she kept going down on me in dark corners,... Also huge Boobies!
The evening was kinda weird but also pretty cool!
Do it if you ge the chance
FTW!!!
Wish I had a sick cougar story but not yet. Wish me luck guys
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This thread makes me wanna end my current relationship
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One of my friends in junior high's mom was a yoga teacher. I jacked it to her a few times.
Also I think everyone needs to post their friends hot moms.
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We seem to have a trend at the shop and park with soon-to-be divorced milfs/cougars on the prowl... one of my homies in particular seems to be a magnet for them, as he's slayed a couple of them that I know about.
Anyway, no cougar threads without that one that Jayme's ex posted a while back:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sEB2nR83eo
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all i have to say is...You would make a topic about cougars RRRAD...first calling into a radio station about them and now looking for stuff to wank to here? Just dip it in on a delivery, you got it
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some of the best acting ever recorded.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sEB2nR83eo
Every guy in that video was sub-human.
"Yo she might be as old as my mom and shit, but Im still gon fuck her and give her the dick"
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The last line in that cougar clip was the best ender ever. Wasn't expecting that at all, hahaha
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i don't want to rain on your guys' boner parade but "milfs" are gross. "milf" means old. i hate when i'm browsing porno and some old broad pops up. barf. i'm only 22, why would i want to bang someone my moms age (and especially why would i want to beat off to the thought) when their are plenty of stupid young girls? there'll be plenty of time to bone old women when i'm old and don't have any other choice. this "cougar" phenomenon has only increased the rate of creepy overly tanned slags dressed like their daughters coming up to me at bars likes there's any chance. i just want to watch the blackhawks game. FUCK.
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i don't want to rain on your guys' boner parade but "milfs" are gross. "milf" means old. i hate when i'm browsing porno and some old broad pops up. barf. i'm only 22, why would i want to bang someone my moms age (and especially why would i want to beat off to the thought) when their are plenty of stupid young girls? there'll be plenty of time to bone old women when i'm old and don't have any other choice. this "cougar" phenomenon has only increased the rate of creepy overly tanned slags dressed like their daughters coming up to me at bars likes there's any chance. i just want to watch the blackhawks game. FUCK.
Back then in High School Oedipus Complex sounded dumb, but now we all know its real.
Also Duncan Keith>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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You've never had sex with a mother? They like to cuddle.
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You've never had sex with a mother? They like to cuddle.
Strange. Isn't the stereotype just the opposite? Down to do the deed, strictly business?
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so I work delivering pizza now and have been for past couple of months money is great, but the best thing is getting a bank as tip is getting a bank as tip from a sexy ass mom/older women.
I am infatuated with this beautiful creatures lets here some awesome cougar stories or MILF stores pictures would make me believe you. Wish I had a bomb story.
i delivered pizza for 5 years all throughout college, hang in there buddy you'll get your shot at cougars and a myriad of other types of women as well. being a pizza man is the best real life social networking of all time. i still go to my neighbourhood bar and get rounds paid for. you'll love it.
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When I was in Toronto a few months ago there was this HOT blonde chick at some bar downtown. I was pretty drunk and could not keep my eyes off her. I was pretty drunk and kept staring at her ass. She was wearing those American Apparel Gold Tights...and her ass was fucking amazing. All the sudden she just strolls over and tells me I look like Kurt Cobain. She was being super flirty and telling me how good looking I was. I told her I was 23 and she acted shocked. I asked her how old she was and all she would say was over 30. She was telling me how I could fuck any girl at the bar that night, and asking me why I wasn't trying. Then she drops the bomb. She's there with her husband. But she literally said "If I wasn't married, I'd be taking you home right now." God Damn she was the biggest cock tease I've ever met.
I did fuck a 34 year old in Australia but that's a whole 'nother story.
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i don't want to rain on your guys' boner parade but "milfs" are gross. "milf" means old. i hate when i'm browsing porno and some old broad pops up. barf. i'm only 22, why would i want to bang someone my moms age (and especially why would i want to beat off to the thought) when their are plenty of stupid young girls? there'll be plenty of time to bone old women when i'm old and don't have any other choice. this "cougar" phenomenon has only increased the rate of creepy overly tanned slags dressed like their daughters coming up to me at bars likes there's any chance. i just want to watch the blackhawks game. FUCK.
you are blowin it, there are beat chicks from every age range. here are a few reason's i'm pumped on the milf craze...
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i320/natrix777/4-1.jpg)
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i320/natrix777/1189761_cover.jpg)
http://gallys.realitykings.com/rm/89/meeting-adjourned-kylani-milfhunter-3.jpg
http://www.pornpicspass.com/newgals/kalani_breeze_hunter/hunter10.jpg
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and a few more....
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i320/natrix777/01.jpg)
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i320/natrix777/pic2.jpg)
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(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i320/natrix777/big_12.jpg)
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and on a related note, "supposedly" the blonde chick at the top of my first post is claimin she pumped tiger. so there's gotta be something to the milf thing if dude is smashin that...
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When I was in Toronto a few months ago there was this HOT blonde chick at some bar downtown. I was pretty drunk and could not keep my eyes off her. I was pretty drunk and kept staring at her ass. She was wearing those American Apparel Gold Tights...and her ass was fucking amazing. All the sudden she just strolls over and tells me I look like Kurt Cobain. She was being super flirty and telling me how good looking I was. I told her I was 23 and she acted shocked. I asked her how old she was and all she would say was over 30. She was telling me how I could fuck any girl at the bar that night, and asking me why I wasn't trying. Then she drops the bomb. She's there with her husband. But she literally said "If I wasn't married, I'd be taking you home right now." God Damn she was the biggest cock tease I've ever met.
I did fuck a 34 year old in Australia but that's a whole 'nother story.
gross, I have multiple australian friends who have purposely never slept with an australian woman
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Ugh, fake tits...
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closest i ever came to a cougar was making out with a 29 year old. i takes what i gets so i aint complaining. i definitely could use a sugar momma though.
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When I was in Toronto a few months ago there was this HOT blonde chick at some bar downtown. I was pretty drunk and could not keep my eyes off her. I was pretty drunk and kept staring at her ass. She was wearing those American Apparel Gold Tights...and her ass was fucking amazing. All the sudden she just strolls over and tells me I look like Kurt Cobain. She was being super flirty and telling me how good looking I was. I told her I was 23 and she acted shocked. I asked her how old she was and all she would say was over 30. She was telling me how I could fuck any girl at the bar that night, and asking me why I wasn't trying. Then she drops the bomb. She's there with her husband. But she literally said "If I wasn't married, I'd be taking you home right now." God Damn she was the biggest cock tease I've ever met.
I did fuck a 34 year old in Australia but that's a whole 'nother story.
gross, I have multiple australian friends who have purposely never slept with an australian woman
You don't make sense.
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All Australian
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so I work delivering pizza now and have been for past couple of months money is great, but the best thing is getting a bank as tip is getting a bank as tip from a sexy ass mom/older women.
I am infatuated with this beautiful creatures lets here some awesome cougar stories or MILF stores pictures would make me believe you. Wish I had a bomb story.
i delivered pizza for 5 years all throughout college, hang in there buddy you'll get your shot at cougars and a myriad of other types of women as well. being a pizza man is the best real life social networking of all time. i still go to my neighbourhood bar and get rounds paid for. you'll love it.
some of the best advice ive received
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u guys r fked up y wuld u wanna have sex wit a baby
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u guys r fked up y wuld u wanna have sex wit a baby
When with a cougar, the goal is to be the baby.
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I am totally down for how bangin she is, but her accent really fucks it up for me.
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I've fucked a cougar/milf. really good sex. basically they like to be treated like slutty porn stars.
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the best two EVER
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I had sex quite a few times with a banging cougar when I was 20...she was 36.
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closest i ever came to a cougar was making out with a 29 year old. i takes what i gets so i aint complaining. i definitely could use a sugar momma though.
wow, do kids consider 29 year olds cougars? i guess that shows how fucking old i am but i would consider 29 almost robbing the cradle at this point hehehe
when i was 20 i hooked up with a 42 year old. i recommend it
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the best two EVER
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Nancy Botwin is my dream milf
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Nikita Denise
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Personal fav, Gina Ryder
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there is a married girl i know, 3 kids, about to get a divorce, who is inviting me to come drink cheap booze and play wii. MexicanSpaniard can attest to the milf status.
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First Naughty America porn I ever saw was a Vicky Vette one, I never looked back.
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I don't mind fake bitches, I'm just gettin' my jerk on.
I'd love to sleep with a milf.
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closest i ever came to a cougar was making out with a 29 year old. i takes what i gets so i aint complaining. i definitely could use a sugar momma though.
Question answered.
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so i just tried to find out some info about this really attractive chem teacher i had in high school. she's probably in her mid forties now. i googled her hyphenated last name and i see that she's got a husband that works at another local high school. i click on his rate my professors page and some broad left a comment saying how he always talks about how his wife and him are in open relationship. i think i may have to revisit my high school and spit some at homegurl in some safety goggles.
Weirdly enough I have a similar story about my old chemistry teacher too.
On that rate-my-teacher site there were stories about how when she first started the principal had to tell her to wear longer skirts. There were also pictures floating around online of her when she was a swimsuit model. When we started in our chemistry class there were so many dudes that chose to do it simply due to her. By the end of it I think there was only about a quarter of the class remaining as most realised that staring at her wasn't enough to pass the exam!
I'm still doing chemistry to this day in college. :-\
Please find and post these, thanks.
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Also,
this:
<img src=http://www.wearyourbeer.com/images/30_Rock_Milf_Island_Black_Shirt.jpg>
Would watch.
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How about we turn this into a MILF appreciation thread my brothas? :D :D :D :D :D
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i just want to say that everybody owes it to themselves to deliver pizzas at least once in their life. that job is so much fun. i've moved "up" in employment but still make a little less money and have a lot less fun working in an office. you get to hang out and drive around all day and it pays good. every week at least one fucked up thing happens to break up the monotony and your manager doesn't care if you come in high because he took mushrooms before his shift and is blasting helloween. perfect. i'm thinking about doing it when i retire.
that said i will be super bummed if this thread makes it to the third page. i had to quickly scroll past the paper-skinned carnival-mirror barbies so that i wouldn't hurl into my lap.
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i just want to say that everybody owes it to themselves to deliver pizzas at least once in their life. that job is so much fun. i've moved "up" in employment but still make a little less money and have a lot less fun working in an office. you get to hang out and drive around all day and it pays good. every week at least one fucked up thing happens to break up the monotony and your manager doesn't care if you come in high because he took mushrooms before his shift and is blasting helloween. perfect. i'm thinking about doing it when i retire.
that said i will be super bummed if this thread makes it to the third page. i had to quickly scroll past the paper-skinned carnival-mirror barbies so that i wouldn't hurl into my lap.
Kill yaself
Youd hit it dont lie
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Just like there's no such thing as a frontside indy air, there's no such thing as a 29 year old cougar. She might be a milf (depending on her deal), but cougars are older than that. I don't know how old, but it's somewhere at the point where there's some obvious aging, but the fruit ain't bad yet. When I think late 30's and above, I start thinking in the cougar category. 29 is still down in the 20's.
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Just like there's no such thing as a frontside indy air, there's no such thing as a 29 year old cougar. She might be a milf (depending on her deal), but cougars are older than that. I don't know how old, but it's somewhere at the point where there's some obvious aging, but the fruit ain't bad yet. When I think late 30's and above, I start thinking in the cougar category. 29 is still down in the 20's.
thank you grim
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i just want to say that everybody owes it to themselves to deliver pizzas at least once in their life. that job is so much fun. i've moved "up" in employment but still make a little less money and have a lot less fun working in an office. you get to hang out and drive around all day and it pays good. every week at least one fucked up thing happens to break up the monotony and your manager doesn't care if you come in high because he took mushrooms before his shift and is blasting helloween. perfect. i'm thinking about doing it when i retire.
i delivered pizza for a while one summer in college. i wish i could say my experience was as cool. i definitely delivered pizza to a lot of houses that had hot MILFs answering the door, but oddly enough none of them invited me inside to fuck my brains out like in the movies.
pluses: get to drive around and listen to music. tips (sometimes). don't have to deal with stupid shit at restaurant like mopping the floors
minuses: wear and tear on your car. fucked up directions to peoples houses. walking through sketchy neighborhoods with a pocket full of cash. people not tipping. every douchebag you pass coming up with the joke "hey, is that for me?" as if they had invented it
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I was a manager at a fucking awesome local pizza place for about eight months before that shit closed because the owner couldn't manage money worth shit. I needed some extra cash, so on nights when somebody else was managing, I'd come in as a driver (which was dope, because I had a manager's hourly wage on top of tips). No awesome stories whatsoever, but I did once get in a war of words with a dude in front of his kids because he flipped because i was five minutes late. That guy never ordered from us again.
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well i don't have a story about pizzas, buuut http://cougarlife.com/
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next to fat chicks, cougars are God's greatest gift to man. And if you've got a big cougar on your hands... oh man prepare to get your blankity blank slurped down like nobody's business.....
Oh yeah...older girls swallow with no hesitation whatsoever. It's awesome!! That 34 year old I slayed in Oz sucked back 2 loads within a few hours.
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next to fat chicks, cougars are God's greatest gift to man. And if you've got a big cougar on your hands... oh man prepare to get your blankity blank slurped down like nobody's business.....
idk about the fat chicks
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I made out with a 33 year old Norweigan chick once but I was too drunk to remember it at the time. My friends told me I looked like I was enjoying the hell out of it.
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Just like there's no such thing as a frontside indy air, there's no such thing as a 29 year old cougar. She might be a milf (depending on her deal), but cougars are older than that. I don't know how old, but it's somewhere at the point where there's some obvious aging, but the fruit ain't bad yet. When I think late 30's and above, I start thinking in the cougar category. 29 is still down in the 20's.
i definitely agree man. i was just saying before thats the closest i had ever come to a cougar.
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i got to know this one cougar ... it was at a concert and when i got out of the men's restroom i could catch her fixing her hair in front of the mirror.
i dont really remember what i said but after it she was all into me and i went home with her after she bought me some beers.
it was amazing, one of the first nights after i moved out to the big city and i met this wild cat!!! she was in her mid 30ies and i just turned 19....
i went to her place for a whole weekend. it was a huge luxury apartment downtown with expensive furniture and artwork all over. her husband was on a business trip and we basicly just fucked on the couch in the living room, smoked some pot and drank vine.
she even called me a couple of times, but i just ignored it ... damn, she could've trained me so well! luckily she didnt got pregnant and i didnt had any std's afterwards ... i was young n stupid!
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that's a bummer about you guys not getting tips. i usually made like $150 working 3 hours if it was a friday. i also got to use one of those NASCAR guns once to take the lugs off a tire i had blown in a dude's driveway. he had a lift and everything in his garage and i was back making money on a donut in 15 minutes. hustle.
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For all you pizza guys
http://tour2.bigsausagepizza.com/?nats=MjY4MzM6Njo2,0,0,0,0 (http://tour2.bigsausagepizza.com/?nats=MjY4MzM6Njo2,0,0,0,0)
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A MILF has to have children and a Cougar starts near 40 right? Obviously they can be one in the same so it gets blurred. I may have been typing cloudy before.
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MILF is pretty clear cut. they have to a) be a mother and, b) be someone you'd like to fuck. technically a MILF could be 18 years old.
COUGAR can be a little more of a blurry area. wearing leopard-print clothing items helps automatically bump you into cougar category. i think over 40 is a must, but i suppose if someone in their late 30's had enough of a gone-throu-the-mill look they could qualify. spandex work-out clothing combined with overly large fake breasts is an indicator. also, driving some kind of luxury sports car with sheepskin seat covers
what am i missing?
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MILF is pretty clear cut. they have to a) be a mother and, b) be someone you'd like to fuck. technically a MILF could be 18 years old.
COUGAR can be a little more of a blurry area. wearing leopard-print clothing items helps automatically bump you into cougar category. i think over 40 is a must, but i suppose if someone in their late 30's had enough of a gone-throu-the-mill look they could qualify. spandex work-out clothing combined with overly large fake breasts is an indicator. also, driving some kind of luxury sports car with sheepskin seat covers
what am i missing?
would Peggy Bundy be a Cougar then?
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MILF is pretty clear cut. they have to a) be a mother and, b) be someone you'd like to fuck. technically a MILF could be 18 years old.
COUGAR can be a little more of a blurry area. wearing leopard-print clothing items helps automatically bump you into cougar category. i think over 40 is a must, but i suppose if someone in their late 30's had enough of a gone-throu-the-mill look they could qualify. spandex work-out clothing combined with overly large fake breasts is an indicator. also, driving some kind of luxury sports car with sheepskin seat covers
what am i missing?
would Peggy Bundy be a Cougar then?
(http://www.bundyology.com/bpeg.jpg)
Would smush
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Also, gotta love Nikita Denise maann
(http://ww2.aziani.com/aziani/nikitadenise/2/nikitadenise2-012.jpg)
(http://ww2.aziani.com/aziani/nikitadenise/4/nikitadenise4-013.jpg)
(http://www.pornstarfever.com/galleries/nikitadenise/10.jpg)
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MILF is pretty clear cut. they have to a) be a mother and, b) be someone you'd like to fuck. technically a MILF could be 18 years old.
COUGAR can be a little more of a blurry area. wearing leopard-print clothing items helps automatically bump you into cougar category. i think over 40 is a must, but i suppose if someone in their late 30's had enough of a gone-throu-the-mill look they could qualify. spandex work-out clothing combined with overly large fake breasts is an indicator. also, driving some kind of luxury sports car with sheepskin seat covers
what am i missing?
would Peggy Bundy be a Cougar then?
(http://www.bundyology.com/bpeg.jpg)
yes
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MILF is pretty clear cut. they have to a) be a mother and, b) be someone you'd like to fuck. technically a MILF could be 18 years old.
COUGAR can be a little more of a blurry area. wearing leopard-print clothing items helps automatically bump you into cougar category. i think over 40 is a must, but i suppose if someone in their late 30's had enough of a gone-throu-the-mill look they could qualify. spandex work-out clothing combined with overly large fake breasts is an indicator. also, driving some kind of luxury sports car with sheepskin seat covers
what am i missing?
would Peggy Bundy be a Cougar then?
(http://www.bundyology.com/bpeg.jpg)
yes
YES YES YES
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(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/20/Puma_Swede_DSC_0317.JPG/370px-Puma_Swede_DSC_0317.JPG)
I am totally down for how bangin she is, but her accent really fucks it up for me.
i fixed the air conditioning in her house...
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http://www.crailtap.com/c3/newrandoms/crailcouch_capaldiparents.html
TRY AND TELL ME YOU WOULDN'T
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http://www.crailtap.com/c3/newrandoms/crailcouch_capaldiparents.html
TRY AND TELL ME YOU WOULDN'T
Sha-boing-a!
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http://www.crailtap.com/c3/newrandoms/crailcouch_capaldiparents.html
TRY AND TELL ME YOU WOULDN'T
Sha-boing-a!
Hell yeah dude! That dad looks like a freak!
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MILF is pretty clear cut. they have to a) be a mother and, b) be someone you'd like to fuck. technically a MILF could be 18 years old.
COUGAR can be a little more of a blurry area. wearing leopard-print clothing items helps automatically bump you into cougar category. i think over 40 is a must, but i suppose if someone in their late 30's had enough of a gone-throu-the-mill look they could qualify. spandex work-out clothing combined with overly large fake breasts is an indicator. also, driving some kind of luxury sports car with sheepskin seat covers
what am i missing?
would Peggy Bundy be a Cougar then?
(http://www.bundyology.com/bpeg.jpg)
WOW her face looks a lot like the owner's face at the place I work. Unfortunately, my friend who actually works in the office with her says she complains to other female coworkers about how saggy her skin is and how her 2 c-sections left her stomach dilapidated so instant boner killer.
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http://egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/stephanie-seymour/
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(http://www.twofortheroadusa.com/images/Julias_Garage_JaneSeymour.jpg)
Jayne Seymore
or
(http://talkingmakeup.com/pics/news/halle3.jpg)
Halle Berry
now there's some cougars..
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anyone who watches the food network knows this beautiful mom
giada de laurentis (she stands at 5"1)
(http://justyouraverageguy.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/giada-de-laurentiis.jpg)
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^great tits ;D
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anyone who watches the food network knows this beautiful mom
giada de laurentis (she stands at 5"1)
(http://justyouraverageguy.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/giada-de-laurentiis.jpg)
She is a really good looking lady, but her teeth are so exaggerated I imagine she could bite onto the side of a boat and hang on indefinitely.
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anyone who watches the food network knows this beautiful mom
giada de laurentis (she stands at 5"1)
(http://justyouraverageguy.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/giada-de-laurentiis.jpg)
She is a really good looking lady, but her teeth are so exaggerated I imagine she could bite onto the side of a boat and hang on indefinitely.
Ive been in love with this beauty since i laid eyes on her. i would fuck the shit out of her.
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That form of tomatoes is repulsive, this page is ruined for me. Not to mention how fake and gross she looks in that picture.
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i don't want to rain on your guys' boner parade but "milfs" are gross. "milf" means old. i hate when i'm browsing porno and some old broad pops up. barf. i'm only 22, why would i want to bang someone my moms age (and especially why would i want to beat off to the thought) when their are plenty of stupid young girls? there'll be plenty of time to bone old women when i'm old and don't have any other choice. this "cougar" phenomenon has only increased the rate of creepy overly tanned slags dressed like their daughters coming up to me at bars likes there's any chance. i just want to watch the blackhawks game. FUCK.
Young stupid broads don't own homes and they aren't as eager to please. Cougars don't really want you hanging around afterward, either.