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Title: Ke$ha
Post by: Skateboarder. on March 24, 2010, 06:44:47 PM
is a ho for sho

thought I'd let you all know through the majesty of the slap boards
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: starvingrobot on March 24, 2010, 06:52:04 PM
(http://resources1.news.com.au/images/2009/12/18/1225811/597241-ke-ha.jpg)

Didn't know who she was till this thread but, would.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: blackalbino on March 24, 2010, 06:53:06 PM
how is it pronounced, ive always wondered.

kee-sha?
or
keh-sha?

regardless her music fucking sucks
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Skateboarder. on March 24, 2010, 06:55:47 PM
she is a babe, but a ho nevertheless
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: tysj! on March 24, 2010, 06:57:31 PM
her voice makes me want to take a shit on my dog
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: you took to much on March 24, 2010, 06:57:47 PM
its pronounced kesh-uh.

its insane that she blew up so much, i've known that chick for a while. i used to hook up with one of her best friends a few years back, but we've stayed really good friends before and after the hooking up stage.  they are just crazy party broads who get wasted and do dumb shit. i always knew kesha did music shit but then one day my girlfriend was talking about her and how her album was number one on billboard and shit. it blew my mind.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: DMH on March 24, 2010, 06:59:01 PM
Heard from a friend of a friend that went to high school with her that she actually is the slut from her music. All the music girls just feign sluttiness, so I'm happy that this girl is at least for real easy and not a liar. I used to have dreams that Brittany Spears would let me touch her boobs just to have her file sexual harassment complaints. Uncool, Brittany.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Cthulhu! on March 24, 2010, 07:01:58 PM
I don't even know who this is.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: DMH on March 24, 2010, 07:06:29 PM
Also, this girl is not hot. She has the same face as David Loy.

(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e15/vicelike/02383588-photo-ke-ha.jpg)(http://static9.servers.fuel.tv/9/GV/4/4Y/4YE/4YE.trans_extension_jpg_max_side_540.jpg)
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Skateboarder. on March 24, 2010, 07:06:46 PM
I don't even know who this is.

i'm not sure that you want to.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Bobbito on March 24, 2010, 07:59:32 PM
I think I would. Can't say no to a chick who brushes her teeth with a bottle of jack
(http://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2010/02/26/previews/Ke$ha-SPX-034525.jpg)
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Vlade Divac on March 24, 2010, 08:01:42 PM
Pic from Bondi this week...

(http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/38844pcn_kesha09.jpg)
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Doctor Handsome on March 24, 2010, 08:09:43 PM
"Buzz's girlfriend... WOOF!"
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: kevbo999 on March 24, 2010, 08:21:20 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVs-ye658As
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Donkey Lips on March 24, 2010, 08:24:21 PM
my girl bought her album and i made her copy it for me. it's fucking incredible. she has a song called "there's a party at a rich dude's house" and it's fucking awesome. i don't even care what my girlfriend would say, i would fuck this girl til she splits in half.
(http://www.thedailytruffle.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/BLOG-kesha-tik-tok_.jpg)
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: blAck AddEr on March 24, 2010, 08:29:04 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVs-ye658As

wait...does this girl have 12 fingers?
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: relevant to my intrests on March 24, 2010, 08:38:00 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVs-ye658As
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wait...does this girl have 12 fingers?

your question was relevant to my intrests so i had to check and yes, yes she does
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: lamfordie on March 24, 2010, 08:38:24 PM
Pic from Bondi this week...

(http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/38844pcn_kesha09.jpg)
would definitely smash
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: steve_lurkle on March 24, 2010, 09:22:05 PM
She seems very, very dirty. Although her songs are very, very catchy.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: busey on March 24, 2010, 09:26:16 PM
i just farted so loud and it sounded like it said "word up". i'm not even kidding.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: the whompler on March 25, 2010, 12:18:46 AM
what terrible song does this talentless bag of tramp even sing?
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: daddy on March 25, 2010, 12:26:40 AM
a co-worker of my got head from her when he was in high school in nashville.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on March 25, 2010, 02:31:55 AM
She ate out my ass in Vegas last year.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Donkey Lips on March 25, 2010, 04:11:03 AM
a co-worker of my got head from her when he was in high school in nashville.
awesome. she looks like a gagger.
She ate out my ass in Vegas last year.
you win.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Sleazy on March 25, 2010, 04:24:34 AM
never heard of her
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: essal on March 25, 2010, 05:26:39 AM
Dirty slutty ho, would hit.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on March 25, 2010, 05:46:31 AM
I like club music, it sucks
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: vihreekerma on March 25, 2010, 06:40:43 AM
Just listened the tick-tock...I guess Lady Gaga wasn't really slutty enough.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Lance on March 25, 2010, 07:06:23 AM
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Pic from Bondi this week...

(http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/38844pcn_kesha09.jpg)
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would definitely smash
(http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll245/okcomputer23/bigf4545g76.jpg) (http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll245/okcomputer23/bigf4545g76.jpg)

would def. not smash
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: H8R part 4 on March 25, 2010, 07:10:36 AM
i have low standards so my opinion is invalid
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: RightCoastBiased on March 25, 2010, 07:19:33 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpFMuBHxGWs

Haha, I've never heard of this girl but her music is horrible. She's fuckable, but I'll care when her sex video comes out.


"lose your mind, lose it now. lose you're clothes, in the crowd"

Even better than that is that this whole song is set to "there's a place in france where the naked ladies dance, there's a whole in the wall where the boys can see it all" song. Hahahaha, this is so awesome.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: beardface on March 25, 2010, 09:19:54 AM
there's something respectable about a tramp who got famous by fornicating with a producer to get studio time. i think i'll buy her album. regardless of how it sounds, solely for my love and respect of truly slutty ladies.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: pancake man on March 25, 2010, 11:14:11 AM
definitely something that would go into the "Stoked On But Not Stoked On" thread hahah. Oh god this would definitely get a college frat party riled up
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: the ragamuffin on March 25, 2010, 11:41:38 AM
Wow, this thread made 2 pages...
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: oyolar on March 25, 2010, 11:56:27 AM
Didn't think she was too hot until I saw this:
(http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/gd/01-kesha-hot-pic-081309-lg.jpg)

I'd smash if she was like this, but my buddy watched her performance on Jimmy Kimmel live or one of those shows and told me she looked horrible. He said she's one of those girls who is naturally hot, but drinks a lot and shit so she just looks ragged.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: DevilOnEnzyte on March 25, 2010, 12:13:04 PM
Looks like a slut, but sluts are 90% of the time good at sex, so she's ok in my book.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Skateboarder. on March 25, 2010, 12:32:15 PM
Wow, this thread made 2 pages...

exactly what I was thinking hahaha


"Just turn around boy let me hit that, don't be a little bitch with your chit chat, just show me where your dicks at" -what a sluuuuuut
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Donkey Lips on March 25, 2010, 12:43:59 PM
Looks like a slut, but sluts are 90% of the time good at sex, so she's ok in my book.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: layzieyez on March 25, 2010, 01:01:33 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUz75nc_JRw
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: HoneyBear on March 25, 2010, 01:14:59 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVs-ye658As
This was the funniest shit ever.

But her songs do get annoying. Would smash but high chance of catching a venereal disease.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Boomhauer on March 25, 2010, 01:17:52 PM
Took a dump on this chick's chest awhile back at a Christian summer camp.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: ChrisGilmour on March 25, 2010, 01:36:18 PM
she was apparently a part of the IB program at high school and near perfect SAT scores and then dropped out to pursue her music career...
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: essal on March 25, 2010, 01:53:48 PM
Smart, slutty, kinda hot and kinda dumb? Sounds like a perfect mix of things to hit in my book.

Besides, if she is ugly you still get credit for smashing because she is famous. Watch out world, the new K-Fed is coming...
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: TheHyphyVelociraptor on March 25, 2010, 01:55:41 PM
I would fuck her.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: CeeyMar on March 25, 2010, 01:57:33 PM
Wouldn't smash, she's ugly and her music sucks.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on March 25, 2010, 02:58:38 PM
Holy fuck that place in France rip off song is fucking horrible! She's too thick for my taste so, no smash. Wish I had still never heard of her.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Nic on March 25, 2010, 03:28:58 PM
She'll catch AIDS, die, and no one will care. The end
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: RightCoastBiased on March 25, 2010, 04:05:21 PM
She'll catch AIDS, die, and no one will care. The end

Please, only africans get AIDS.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: carbonite on March 25, 2010, 07:00:13 PM
whoa, this girl makes lady gaga look like virginia woolf

ps. yes, i know virginia woolf was a lesbian

pps. YES, i also know that the lighthouse in To the Lighthouse is a phallic symbol


"Just turn around boy let me hit that... just show me where your dicks at"

ppps. I changed my mind. ke$ha is the new Virginia Woolf
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: blAck AddEr on March 25, 2010, 10:52:10 PM
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She'll catch AIDS, die, and no one will care. The end
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Please, only africans get AIDS.

and Tom Hanks
(http://i.cnn.net/v5cache/TCM/Images/Dynamic/i22/Philadelphia_FF_300x225_012320041710.gif)
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: TheFreshSC on March 25, 2010, 11:26:06 PM
kesha is dope, even though "Tik Tok" is almost a direct ripoff of "The Party" by Justice feat. Uffie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoUj-mfzQ7A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKio8CLxQ_U
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: essal on March 26, 2010, 01:18:19 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7n8GqewJ2M
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Donkey Lips on March 26, 2010, 04:26:13 AM
I can't wait until this chick has a sex tape.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: burm on March 26, 2010, 04:43:55 AM
I can't wait until this chick has a sex tape.

Her life is a sex tape....




I don't know what that would mean, but I liked the sound of it
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Stoeipoes on March 26, 2010, 09:09:44 AM
So stupid, why does this girl drink a lot of whiskey? I bet she doesn't even like the taste

I want to do a whiskey drinking contest with her and when she's KO'd i'd rape her.



Tik tok bitch
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: beardface on March 26, 2010, 09:50:37 AM
ohh-ouu-ohh-ouu-ohh-who0oaaa!
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Guile on March 26, 2010, 09:54:36 AM
THERES A PLACE DOWNTOWN WHERE THE FREAKS ALL COME AROUND, ITS A HOLE IN THE WALL, ITS A DIRTY FREE FOR ALL
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: oyolar on March 26, 2010, 10:48:53 AM
So stupid, why does this girl drink a lot of whiskey? I bet she doesn't even like the taste

I want to do a whiskey drinking contest with her and when she's KO'd i'd rape her.



Tik tok bitch

I'm in.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Jura on March 26, 2010, 11:33:16 AM
(http://dlisted.com/files/travoltakeshadamnit1.jpg)
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Zurg on March 26, 2010, 01:16:44 PM
(http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/7095/johntrakeha.jpg)
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Donkey Lips on March 26, 2010, 01:25:04 PM
this is fucking incredible
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: sage on March 26, 2010, 04:38:01 PM
is this a real human being?
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Bubblegum Tate on March 26, 2010, 04:54:49 PM
abp?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya7_XukVyOU
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: TheHyphyVelociraptor on March 26, 2010, 05:11:31 PM
Die, motherfucker. That shit was so lame, I have no fucking idea how I made it up to a minute.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: TheFreshSC on March 26, 2010, 05:20:04 PM
AV club dork with premature male pattern balding ≠ warthog singing "tik tok"

watch the video before you link it, bubblegum
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: kilgore. on March 26, 2010, 05:25:46 PM
uffie>ke$ha
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: realitycontrol on March 26, 2010, 07:43:23 PM
uffie>ke$ha

no doubt, both in looks and music (though im not much of fan of uffie's either).

when i first heard tik tok on the radio i actually thought that uffie had crossed over to the MTV crowd.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: lazy on March 26, 2010, 09:48:03 PM
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uffie>ke$ha
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no doubt, both in looks and music (though im not much of fan of uffie's either).

when i first heard tik tok on the radio i actually thought that uffie had crossed over to the MTV crowd.

i <3 uffie. but, i don't think ke$ha sounds anything like uffie. no contest
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: timmyturnstains on March 26, 2010, 11:26:45 PM
i just farted so loud and it sounded like it said "word up". i'm not even kidding.
you just made my day .
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: layzieyez on March 26, 2010, 11:43:29 PM
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i just farted so loud and it sounded like it said "word up". i'm not even kidding.
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you just made my day .

One time, I farted a loud, squealing, prolonged fart, and my wife comes in from the other room asking if I was calling her (I guess it did vaguely sound like I was calling her name).  Ever since this happened, I'll occasionally bring this incident up whenever my wife is trying to be serious by imitating the squealing sound of that fart with her name.  She fucking hates it, but still cracks up whenever I remind her that my ass spoke to her by calling out her name.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Bobbito on March 27, 2010, 12:50:50 AM
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i just farted so loud and it sounded like it said "word up". i'm not even kidding.
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you just made my day .

I just wanted to quote you because your avatar is amazing hahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahaha
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Skateboarder. on March 28, 2010, 06:32:13 PM
three pages? I'm amazed. hahaha
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: maggot brain on March 28, 2010, 07:06:22 PM
would fuck only because it has holes on it
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: TheHyphyVelociraptor on March 28, 2010, 07:10:03 PM
would fuck only because it has holes on it
Well, if you're fucking her, both of you would be drunk. And, she would have a shitload of makeup on. Why wouldn't you hit that, aside from the possible risk of genital herpes?
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: sweets on March 28, 2010, 07:13:29 PM
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i just farted so loud and it sounded like it said "word up". i'm not even kidding.
[close]
you just made my day .

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One time, I farted a loud, squealing, prolonged fart, and my wife comes in from the other room asking if I was calling her (I guess it did vaguely sound like I was calling her name).  Ever since this happened, I'll occasionally bring this incident up whenever my wife is trying to be serious by imitating the squealing sound of that fart with her name.  She fucking hates it, but still cracks up whenever I remind her that my ass spoke to her by calling out her name.

This conversation is the only logical route this thread deserves.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: starvingrobot on March 29, 2010, 02:52:54 AM
so much fuckin WIN
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on March 29, 2010, 03:55:54 AM
i would blaze her like my name was john john blaizini
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: H8R part 4 on March 29, 2010, 07:58:17 AM
see was on the homepage of yahoo rocking a wizard coat looking like one of those LARP dorks.
my guess is shes trying to target the virgin market and cash in.     
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: sweets on March 29, 2010, 08:42:09 AM

i've known that girl for years and while she has very little redeeming qualities besides her sexual habits, i guarentee 29 out of 30 people on here would blaze her. shes not as bad as you think, loves to drink, and always is wearing minimal clothing. its not as hard as you guys are making it out to be.

I believe this statement to be true.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: essal on April 03, 2010, 11:53:01 AM
bumping this thread... it deserves at least 4 pages of dirty whore rumors and\or news
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Bobbito on April 04, 2010, 07:31:51 AM
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i've known that girl for years and while she has very little redeeming qualities besides her sexual habits, i guarentee 29 out of 30 people on here would blaze her. shes not as bad as you think, loves to drink, and always is wearing minimal clothing. its not as hard as you guys are making it out to be.
[close]

I believe this statement to be true.
x2
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Rihardslol on April 04, 2010, 12:24:31 PM
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwrf9rWOPP1qzbasvo1_500.png)
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Bobbito on April 04, 2010, 07:41:42 PM
(http://www.flyfm.com.my/blog_hunny/upload/Image/Ke$ha.jpg)
I'd give her one
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Gorilla Flip on April 05, 2010, 04:00:35 AM
Didn't think she was too hot until I saw this:
(http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/gd/01-kesha-hot-pic-081309-lg.jpg)

I'd smash if she was like this, but my buddy watched her performance on Jimmy Kimmel live or one of those shows and told me she looked horrible. He said she's one of those girls who is naturally hot, but drinks a lot and shit so she just looks ragged.

Am I the only one who noticed the Supras?
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Donkey Lips on April 05, 2010, 04:33:55 AM
I don't think anyone cares about the spaceman shoes. I care about tearing that chick in half.

edit - tearing her in half, vertically
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: smokecrack on May 03, 2010, 07:15:38 PM
I don't think anyone cares about the spaceman shoes. I care about tearing that chick in half.

edit - tearing her in half, vertically

damn, that sounds about right
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Locbrew on May 03, 2010, 07:24:02 PM
Anybody see the Simpsons last night? They're intro was Tik Tok.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Bobbito on May 03, 2010, 09:48:29 PM
I'd still fuck her 1000 times even if the dude in the pic FGnP posted slayed her. Fuck it you live once and it's not like most girls we've fucked haven't gotten fucked or used at all before anyways.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: EricLogan on May 04, 2010, 05:13:30 AM
she'll be winehouse'd within a year or two, not into it
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Skateboarder. on May 04, 2010, 02:13:39 PM
Anybody see the Simpsons last night? They're intro was Tik Tok.

That was so cool haha
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: ProjectBluebeam on May 04, 2010, 03:18:03 PM
i need some pics of her ass(hole) to surface
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Skateboarder. on May 11, 2010, 08:30:47 PM
(Just can't wait)
Oh boy I just can wait for history class
It's my favorite hour of the day
Up on the chalkboard I just love your ass (Mmm)
When you write notes, that shake, shake, shake
 
So when you get back my pop quiz (pop quiz)
What will you think when you read this?

Mr. Watson I Want To Get With You
I Won't Tell A Soul What We're Gonna Do
Want To Get My Hands In Your Khaki Pants
Teacher, Teacher, what cha' gonna do?
Cause I am coming on to you

Can't put my finger on what's so sexy (So sexy)
And why I want you in my bed (Or on your desk)
Is it your power, your authority?
Or for the thrill of being so, so bad (So bad)

Can I please see you after class?
There is something that I have to ask (ha ha)

Now I know it's a fantasy yours
And you know (you know) it's a fantasy of mine
So why waste time?
Let's do this thing tonight

Mr. Watson I Want To Get With You
I Won't Tell A Soul What We're Gonna Do
Want To Get My Hands In Your Khaki Pants
Teacher, Teacher, what cha' gonna do?
'Cause I am coming on to you

Come and get it, mmm.



The lyrics to this song is the final proof that Ke$ha is the sluttiest girl in the world.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Donkey Lips on May 12, 2010, 08:34:17 AM
it doesn't get any better.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: smokecrack on November 11, 2010, 05:55:04 PM
sorry fellas, i had to

(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album196/kesha-bikini-pics111102.jpg)

(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album196/kesha-bikini-pics111104.jpg)

(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album196/kesha-bikini-pics111105.jpg)

(http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/1011/kesha-australia-bikini-04.jpg)

(http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/1011/kesha-australia-bikini-03.jpg)

(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album196/kesha-bikini-pics111106.jpg)
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Guile on November 11, 2010, 05:59:22 PM
without question, i would fuck that yeti.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: brent on November 11, 2010, 06:54:38 PM
baby got back

literally
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: RipGrip on November 11, 2010, 06:56:56 PM
I can't really add anything to make this thread funnier. I just wanted to say you dudes made my night with this one.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Jupiter on November 11, 2010, 07:26:58 PM
hank hill ass

she needs suspenders to wear a bikini
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: barkeep11 on November 11, 2010, 07:33:28 PM
Calves, hamstrings...back!  Wait a minute, there's something missing...
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: starvingrobot on November 11, 2010, 07:48:10 PM
Yuck
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Omamori on November 11, 2010, 07:59:46 PM
Yuck
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: john04o8 on November 11, 2010, 08:07:54 PM
thats a walking stick, she shit out all her ass fat out of her
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Chiguy on November 11, 2010, 08:09:39 PM
Some dude named DJ Stolen came all over her.

(http://www.ladyobama.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/8vnzl8ekvkhl-468x351.jpg)
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: smokecrack on November 11, 2010, 08:28:26 PM
hank hill ass

she needs suspenders to wear a bikini

(http://www.lovemybubbles.com/TopTen09/celebrity-photos/hank-hill-butt.jpg)

the butt implants episode is the best! i found some pretty gnarly pics when typing in 'hank hill ass' on google images.

http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&source=imghp&biw=1440&bih=696&q=hank+hill+ass&gbv=2&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai= (http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&source=imghp&biw=1440&bih=696&q=hank+hill+ass&gbv=2&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=)
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Jupiter on November 11, 2010, 08:45:07 PM
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hank hill ass

she needs suspenders to wear a bikini
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(http://www.lovemybubbles.com/TopTen09/celebrity-photos/hank-hill-butt.jpg)

the butt implants episode is the best! i found some pretty gnarly pics when typing in 'hank hill ass' on google images.

http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&source=imghp&biw=1440&bih=696&q=hank+hill+ass&gbv=2&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai= (http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&source=imghp&biw=1440&bih=696&q=hank+hill+ass&gbv=2&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=)


(http://rule34.danstesreves.com/_images/6ac7de49039952c8862b8d9a03cb8e21/66407%20-%20featured_image%20Hank_Hill%20King_of_the_hill%20Rule_63.jpg)

ahahahahahaahahahahaha

wtf.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Boomhauer on November 11, 2010, 09:02:15 PM
Some dude named DJ Stolen came all over her.

(http://www.ladyobama.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/8vnzl8ekvkhl-468x351.jpg)

haha. nice.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Ernie McCracken on November 11, 2010, 09:42:49 PM
Hahaha this is hilarious. I'm happy that this thread is back in action.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Keirabug on November 12, 2010, 01:33:01 AM
fucking Ke$ha would be like fucking sponge bob no thanks!

(http://popculture4fun.com/images/scary-spongebob.jpg)
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Waxer on November 12, 2010, 02:48:28 AM
This bitch is ugly as hell! She even looks worse than Lady Gaga!
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Bobbito on November 12, 2010, 07:20:41 AM
(http://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo330/ThEbRoWnOnE18/cat-kitty-seen-demotivational-poste.jpg)
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Jupiter on November 12, 2010, 09:13:09 AM
(http://imgur.com/RcyvI.jpg)
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: ProjectBluebeam on November 12, 2010, 02:04:55 PM
anti-booty does not get me stoked
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: brazillionaire on November 12, 2010, 04:02:52 PM
damn... shits hardcore down here

is there any posibility to someone dig shit like that? i mean, those freakin perverts, ya know
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Livin The Psychedelic Lif on November 12, 2010, 04:14:06 PM
(http://imgur.com/RcyvI.jpg)
worst case of pancake butt I've seen to to date.

thread/
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: StabMasterArson on November 12, 2010, 08:35:49 PM
She's got a dollar sign in her name because dat ass makes no cents!
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Ernie McCracken on November 12, 2010, 08:52:00 PM
She's got a dollar sign in her name because dat ass makes no cents!

Quote of the year material.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: James Tate on November 16, 2010, 02:30:59 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOYMU15bjlA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOYMU15bjlA)

That video was terrible, she does have some on there a bit more entertaining.

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=472CP7lMCOU#)

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hWdpd7RdO4&NR=1#)
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: magicstickyhand on November 16, 2010, 05:07:49 AM
(http://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo330/ThEbRoWnOnE18/cat-kitty-seen-demotivational-poste.jpg)
you iz zo damn right.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: saucy ragu on November 16, 2010, 10:45:25 AM
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She's got a dollar sign in her name because dat ass makes no cents!
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Quote of the year material.

I love jokes like that. I'm corny, and a play on words is always a hoot.

This bitch is ugly as hell! She even looks worse than Lady Gaga!

Lady Gaga ass alone makes her impervious to not getting it stuck in her. I would fuck through her 12oz pork loin dress just for a chance at those toned meat pillows.

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YpcLr5KY4Nk/TFcaLelR5HI/AAAAAAAAA-E/eyyeSE9jpHU/s1600/lady-gaga-ass.jpg)
(http://ladygagaass.net/LadyGaga/Lady%20Gaga%60s%20boobs%20and%20Ass.jpg)
(http://www.datzhott.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/lady-gaga-ass-04-649x1024.jpg)

Take the brunette out and imagine how glorious plowing into this would be.
(http://uvtblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/lady_gaga_ass1.jpg)

Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Locbrew on November 18, 2010, 02:49:15 AM
Ke$ha in high school:

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1160.snc4/150253_1497934533906_1400400064_31294858_4494130_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: burm on November 18, 2010, 05:44:50 AM

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This bitch is ugly as hell! She even looks worse than Lady Gaga!
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Take the brunette out and imagine how glorious plowing into this would be.
(http://uvtblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/lady_gaga_ass1.jpg)


All I can say is: Yes, please!

Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: via on November 18, 2010, 04:27:12 PM
Someone should take the $ from ke$ha and give it back to Too $hort.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Pelican on November 18, 2010, 04:37:40 PM
yo landi vi$$er is better
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: smokecrack on November 18, 2010, 05:16:50 PM
Curren$y deserves the money sign. he tops all 3!
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: RobDyrdek on November 18, 2010, 09:12:00 PM
yo landi vi$$er is beautiful

Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: sprayTAN101 on November 20, 2010, 01:48:41 AM
*bump*

both this tread and her ugly skanky ass!
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: kilgore. on November 20, 2010, 03:13:46 AM
boosh hit this, true story.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Watson on November 20, 2010, 07:32:23 AM
boosh hit this, true story.
Not true from what I heard. But when I was in LA, me and Boo$h did go to a party at Ke$ha's hotel. They kept the bar open so we juiced the open tab, then we went to her room and she had a bunch of free booze so we took all that booze onto the roof and while Boosh talked to Kesha's friend, and Kesha was making out with some raw douche, and so as the only person left over I got entertained by stories of heroin buying by Mickey Avalon's DJ. Then I threw a glass off the roof and Kesha's friend got mad at me.

Then the party ended when Kesha went to go fuck the douch and on the way out I tried to take the bottle of Grey Goose and the bottle of Jack Daniels that I'm sure were complimentary to the room. Kesha's friend stopped me and we got into a calm conversation if it really mattered if I took the booze because Kesha could just get more by asking. In the end I relinquished the alcohol and went to the bathroom and stole the complimentary minty dental floss.

I still have that floss. And sometimes I rub it on my genitals in memory of that night.

This is the midget douchey fuck on the left I had to listen to all night talk about heroin:

(http://www.hustleskateboards.com/beardo/17.jpg)

More of his awesomeness:

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2585/3748294233_6f1806e09d.jpg)

(http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/87/m_64ef20eabf064f15a189886defa5404b.jpg)
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Al Borland on November 20, 2010, 07:42:44 AM
You hung out with Adam Dyet?
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: sven thorkel on November 20, 2010, 09:45:56 AM
i would rather die than to live in LA
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: bndla on November 20, 2010, 02:54:35 PM
her voice makes me want to take a shit on my dog

haha what?  ;D
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: smokecrack on March 15, 2011, 05:10:04 PM
Round 2

(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/moejackson-photos/album015/kesha-bikini-pics03151102.jpg)

(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/moejackson-photos/album015/kesha-bikini-pics03151103.jpg)

(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/moejackson-photos/album015/kesha-bikini-pics03151104.jpg)

(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/moejackson-photos/album015/kesha-bikini-pics03151105a.jpg)

(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/moejackson-photos/album015/kesha-bikini-pics03151106.jpg)

(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/moejackson-photos/album015/kesha-bikini-pics03151107.jpg)

Momma Ke$h holdin shit down
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: DeerTay on March 15, 2011, 05:16:18 PM
Saw those on TMZ, chick is seriously gross, like i wouldn't even hit it drunk gross.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: lamfordie on March 15, 2011, 05:17:34 PM
Round 2

(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/moejackson-photos/album015/kesha-bikini-pics03151102.jpg)

Momma Ke$h holdin shit down
Would not smash
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: The Donger on March 15, 2011, 05:54:54 PM
I wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: max power on March 15, 2011, 06:05:59 PM
I wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire.
but what if you pissed gasoline?
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Dr Steve Brule on March 15, 2011, 06:32:27 PM
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I wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire.
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but what if you pissed gasoline?
that would sting lol
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Locbrew on March 15, 2011, 06:49:02 PM
She's got the body of Kirstie Alley.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: William Jefferson Clinton on March 15, 2011, 07:02:11 PM
I definitely wouldnt bang her.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: William Jefferson Clinton on March 15, 2011, 07:15:45 PM
free max b
Dont free Max B, he robbed and killed someone.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: duffmanshredder on March 15, 2011, 07:26:47 PM
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free max b
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Dont free Max B, he robbed and killed someone.
NIGGA, MAX B IS THE WAVIEST!!!
(http://www.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://5starhiphop.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/00-big-mike-max-b-wavie-crocket-return-of-the-wave-mf.jpg&sa=X&ei=vx-ATcTYNc_Atgfq-MTYCA&ved=0CAQQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNGyJVmJ0U7iGAtMAjgK33keYKN0vQ)
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: William Jefferson Clinton on March 15, 2011, 07:32:21 PM
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free max b
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Dont free Max B, he robbed and killed someone.
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NIGGA, MAX B IS THE WAVIEST!!!
(http://www.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://5starhiphop.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/00-big-mike-max-b-wavie-crocket-return-of-the-wave-mf.jpg&sa=X&ei=vx-ATcTYNc_Atgfq-MTYCA&ved=0CAQQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNGyJVmJ0U7iGAtMAjgK33keYKN0vQ)
no, lil Thug boy and Big Boss are the one's that need to be free'd.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Donkey Lips on March 15, 2011, 07:54:59 PM
Kesha is past the point of no return. If someone dropped a porn tape about her, nobody would even give a shit. RIP.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: spool of cord on March 15, 2011, 08:12:30 PM
nah actually I would love that
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Inanimate Object on March 15, 2011, 10:53:15 PM
Ke$ha is really sturdy looking.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Jay E-Quails on March 15, 2011, 11:05:20 PM
Ke$ha is really sturdy looking.

sig'd for the lols
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: daddy on March 15, 2011, 11:36:03 PM
Ke$ha is really sturdy looking.

That's what I was thinking, no so much fat, but more broad and filled in. Still gross though.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: All Hail Wu Welsh on March 16, 2011, 12:09:08 AM
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free max b
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Dont free Max B, he robbed and killed someone.
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NIGGA, MAX B IS THE WAVIEST!!!
(http://www.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://5starhiphop.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/00-big-mike-max-b-wavie-crocket-return-of-the-wave-mf.jpg&sa=X&ei=vx-ATcTYNc_Atgfq-MTYCA&ved=0CAQQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNGyJVmJ0U7iGAtMAjgK33keYKN0vQ)
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no, lil Thug boy and Big Boss are the one's that need to be free'd.

The fuck you talking bout, we're down with freeing two people on this board and thats Max B the Wave King and Boosie Bad Azz, fuck outta here with that lil thug boy, big boss garbage
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Useless Wooden Bench on March 16, 2011, 03:33:58 AM
^ what about the HNIC himself, Prodigy? Sure he fell the fuck off for a minute but Return of the Mac was fire
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Donkey Lips on March 16, 2011, 04:21:28 AM
Ke$ha is really sturdy looking.
1up.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Monty Burns on March 16, 2011, 07:11:08 AM
Id hang out with her anytime and would fuck her anyday ,

its always good to be with somebody who is more haggard then yourself , that way no matter what happens u can always say you are atleast not more haggard then her
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: cold budweisers on March 16, 2011, 08:04:58 AM
^ what about the HNIC himself, Prodigy? Sure he fell the fuck off for a minute but Return of the Mac was fire
the p has been free since march 7th
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: LloydChristmas on March 16, 2011, 08:28:50 AM
a lot of the time, run-of-the-mill hotness doesn't do it for me anymore.  been there, done that.  i guess that's why people develope fat-fetishes and get into strange stuff (like clooney in that cohen bro's flick).  i for one am on an ugly kick; misshapen breasts, butterface, you name it.  i know it's probably just a phase, but right now i'd do her, no question.   

real confession 
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: grimcity on March 16, 2011, 09:17:26 AM
She needs an on-site airbrusher and/or Photoshopper.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Jupiter on March 16, 2011, 09:50:59 AM
(http://i54.tinypic.com/24f0n42.gif)
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Dragon Slayer on March 16, 2011, 11:42:50 AM
OMG HOW DID I MISS KESHA THRED?


I luv kesha so much. I met her one time because my friend Matt is some hot shot socialite in LA I was at some club or whatever and we sat at the same booth and I was just like omg kesha I luv you so much. I had about 10 vodka n redbulls that night and I was blown out of my mind. Then all the sudden Matt calls this girl over and sure as shit it's kesha. she only hung for a bit but it was the best. I would so have sex with her. and there's only like umm 4 or 5 girls in the world I would have sex with.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Monty Burns on March 16, 2011, 12:15:38 PM
OMG HOW DID I MISS KESHA THRED?


I luv kesha so much. I met her one time because my friend Matt is some hot shot socialite in LA I was at some club or whatever and we sat at the same booth and I was just like omg kesha I luv you so much. I had about 10 vodka n redbulls that night and I was blown out of my mind. Then all the sudden Matt calls this girl over and sure as shit it's kesha. she only hung for a bit but it was the best. I would so have sex with her. and there's only like umm 4 or 5 girls in the world I would have sex with.

Who are the other 3-4 ?
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Frank the Rabbit on March 16, 2011, 12:17:59 PM
Naked pics or GTFO
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Dragon Slayer on March 16, 2011, 12:28:14 PM
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OMG HOW DID I MISS KESHA THRED?


I luv kesha so much. I met her one time because my friend Matt is some hot shot socialite in LA I was at some club or whatever and we sat at the same booth and I was just like omg kesha I luv you so much. I had about 10 vodka n redbulls that night and I was blown out of my mind. Then all the sudden Matt calls this girl over and sure as shit it's kesha. she only hung for a bit but it was the best. I would so have sex with her. and there's only like umm 4 or 5 girls in the world I would have sex with.
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Who are the other 3-4 ?

Nora Zehetner
Lindsay Lohan
Alice Glass

and oh I know there is some one else but I cannot think of who it is. get back to me on that last one.
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Useless Wooden Bench on March 16, 2011, 03:07:14 PM
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^ what about the HNIC himself, Prodigy? Sure he fell the fuck off for a minute but Return of the Mac was fire
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the p has been free since march 7th
Fuck yeah, the power of Slap!
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Water Plantis on March 16, 2011, 06:38:41 PM
fuck her??? i woudn't want to kesha disease
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: L33Tg33k on March 16, 2011, 10:45:46 PM
fuck her??? i woudn't want to kesha disease
The best
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: Snake Stake on March 16, 2011, 11:40:08 PM
I'D PUT CHEETOS CHEESE ON MY DICK AND LET HER SUCK IT!


KICK IT UP A FUCKING NOTCH!!!
Title: Re: Ke$ha
Post by: magicstickyhand on March 17, 2011, 04:49:40 AM
Kesha is past the point of no return. If someone dropped a porn tape about her, nobody would even give a shit. RIP.

Curren$y owns the . $ .

And your right , nobody will give a shit about HER , but for guy who fucked her, il be the worst day of hes life.