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Title: Everyonce in a while a movie comes out that changes the game for the better...
Post by: Sleazy on August 27, 2006, 06:37:13 AM
(http://home.comcast.net/~dfosket/snakes_800x600.jpg)

“Snakes On a Plane” is pure cinematic brilliance. Not just a clever premise sporting a trailer that shows all the best it has to offer, quite the contrary this movie has it all. Well there’s no scopions. “Snake and Scorpions on a Plane” how did they miss out on that? But don’t let that small oversight taint this master piece of film making for you. Out of the first four bites that happen, one is on an exposed well proportioned breast, one is on a penis, and one is into a ladies mouth as she try’s to vomit! They don’t miss on this film. You won’t leave the theater saying, Damn, I wish the snake would have bit that one hot girl or man I wish a snake would have eaten that snotty English guy. No sir, she will have been bitten and he will be the main course on this terror ride of laughs.
Title: Re: Everyonce in a while a movie comes out that changes the game for the better...
Post by: gub on August 27, 2006, 08:38:20 AM
Quote from: Sleazy on August 27, 2006, 06:37:13 AM
one is into a ladies mouth as she try’s to vomit! The

that was some hot action
Title: Re: Everyonce in a while a movie comes out that changes the game for the better.
Post by: cold budweisers on August 27, 2006, 09:10:07 AM
WHOA this is cutting edge funny
Title: Re: Everyonce in a while a movie comes out that changes the game for the better.
Post by: Mackattack on August 27, 2006, 09:31:31 AM
everyonce in a while some people make a big deal about something funny and ruin it...
Title: Re: Everyonce in a while a movie comes out that changes the game for the better...
Post by: Sleazy on August 27, 2006, 11:36:36 AM
I'M RICK JAMES BITCH!
Title: Re: Everyonce in a while a movie comes out that changes the game for the better.
Post by: cold budweisers on August 27, 2006, 12:04:34 PM
YEAAAH BABY!!