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General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: GnArcIsSisTic on June 13, 2010, 10:45:12 PM
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Startin' it off:
You might be a slap pal if..
you've posted your cock on the internet
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(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/51/Chicken_on_a_skateboard.JPG)
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SLAP Pals unite
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funny how no pals posted in here yet.
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...if you have or have had a dick photoshopped on/in/near your face or have performed said computer magic on another poster.
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..if you're wondering where the hell is YMHY, Beans, Liege Jansen, Huphtur, Orko, Jesse and others.
No? Ok then.
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...if you've ever been recognized at the skatepark from your setup, your shoes, or the picture thread.
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..if you're wondering where the hell is YMHY, Beans, Liege Jansen, Huphtur, Orko, Jesse and others.
No? Ok then.
Ha!
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..if you're wondering where the hell is YMHY, Beans, Liege Jansen, Huphtur, Orko, Jesse and others.
No? Ok then.
Where the hell is Stolen Girlfriend?
You might be a slap pal if you remember the slap terrorist known as Mizzark.
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...you can read a thread where a Pal is called by a former handle (and in some cases real name) and you register it seamlessly.
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...if you are mentioned in one of Rawb's raps
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(http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/7899/loupearlman.jpg)
(http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/7813/etcw9.gif) remember always
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You think back nostalgically to the time that one video leaked or that one guy got made fun of.
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you still like Pops and Ginos skating
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Your not making threads wondering when Matt Allen or Joey Poriez will make a comeback.
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..if you're wondering where the hell is YMHY, Beans, Liege Jansen, Huphtur, Orko, Jesse and others.
No? Ok then.
You might be a slap pal if you remember the slap terrorist known as Mizzark.
or wise penguin
and i think orko's here somewhere
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Add Stand and Deliver and Sebastian Toombs to the list.
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... you've ever shot a load straight into your mouth to pass a drug test.
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where is sarnia? oh yeah, men not douchebags...
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Wow this thread is so weak. You might be a slap pal if you lurk and laugh at all the grommets stoked they learned the word kook? You might not laugh actually. Hopefully the slap pals sniff coke.
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Wow ET getting a blow job, that is Slap Pal
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Wow I am drunk Wow, did I say wow, so I´m highjcking this thread cuz I´ve focused my slap palitus numerus tiempos but Sheckelr is about to hit home city home town for an etienies demo, what should I do? Real talk cuz some slap pal are industry homies. Nowing the serious business of a slap pal I will keep my dignity, but inside talk if anyone has any suggestions you know I am prime suspect to fuck some shit up, but usually not, shecks is about to meet shwan kemp nigga
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you might be a slap pal if your drunk posts are indecipherable from your regular posts
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...you asked jason dill to sign your cass mccomb cd
...austin stephens was checkin' out your butt
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... you have over 999 posts on the slapmagazine.com forum.
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you might be a slap pal if your drunk posts are indecipherable from your regular posts
low blow man, all slap pals love beer.
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If you understand this:
Paul told me when I met him at a bank.
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you told me to focus my account.
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If you understand this:
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Paul told me when I met him at a bank.
is that in reference to johnc meeting brian wenning at the bank? or another incident?
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...if you engage in a serious argument on these boards that has nothing to do with skateboarding.
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Bugs/Tapluxiferfet (Giovanni Falcone) and Thom Verlaine (Palmtree) both in the thread...
You might be a Slap Pal if you want BB's Sunday Sacrifices back to eliminate people like those two.
You might be a Slap Pal if you wonder if Wintersox was actually defeated, or if he just cleared his browser history and can't remember this website.
You might be a Slap Pal if you remember when a GWB account would get IP banned all of a sudden 10 or so horrible accounts would stop posting.
...if you remember the temporary Slap trend, prolapsing (and the gifs of prolapses!).
...if you occasionally go read an old thread and are stoked to see a Tonycoxhox post.
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if you swear Slap was THE SHIT 6 months to one year prior
if you've instigated pm sessions with known pro's and later tell yourself you did it because you were drunk so that you can live with yourself
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...if you remember the first time you read about you know who fucking his cough doggy style ;D
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if you miss watson :'(
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...Sponsorhouse. Enough said.
I have a feeling that this will be gone in the morning, so I'm gonna quote it just in case.
Wow I am drunk Wow, did I say wow, so I´m highjcking this thread cuz I´ve focused my slap palitus numerus tiempos but Sheckelr is about to hit home city home town for an etienies demo, what should I do? Real talk cuz some slap pal are industry homies. Nowing the serious business of a slap pal I will keep my dignity, but inside talk if anyone has any suggestions you know I am prime suspect to fuck some shit up, but usually not, shecks is about to meet shwan kemp nigga
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jones 'n snicks....
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That's not all...he also did a kick front crooks.
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...if you remember the first time you read about you know who fucking his cough doggy style ;D
I do remember that. It was awesome.
...if you read "Useless Wooden Toy Banter" the least out of all the threads.
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... if your friend kickflipped a 10 set
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or your cousin is in a band....
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if you remember this turd
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0H5XzVg_Ps
first person to guess correctly gets a one way ticket to salinas.
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That's not all...he also did a kick front crooks.
hahaha
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S-Town? hahahaha
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;D
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Sebastian Toombs
that guy always posted sick stuff, he should come back :-\
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jones 'n snicks....
Beat me to it! Argh!!!
SNUFF 101!!!
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Lantern Pole
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i was looking for it on google video earlier. lost in internet history?
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I have it on my hard drive...
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No, sheckler will be in town when i get back and it doesnt feel that old but we talked about fucking up sheckler in th face if we had the chance, and my friend I was the gargoyle, no one you know, samuel l jackson, and a whole barage of others so serius question what should I do, go up and ask sheckler some shit, Ill post it on youtube, this might be our only chance, real talk
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No, sheckler will be in town when i get back and it doesnt feel that old but we talked about fucking up sheckler in th face if we had the chance, and my friend I was the gargoyle, no one you know, samuel l jackson, and a whole barage of others so serius question what should I do, go up and ask sheckler some shit, Ill post it on youtube, this might be our only chance, real talk
this thread sucks, as do you.
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evermore...
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Your state's got a new law that says when a couple get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.
Your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back.
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... you've ever shot a load straight into your mouth to pass a drug test.
Best response here. If I'm ever really down I just pull that thread up again and read it.
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You've sold or abused Jenkem
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You're thinking Slap's online-only format switch stems from the upstate NY dudes not giving JT directions to the Albany pool.
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You've sold or abused Jenkem
or you've made it on accident
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You might be a Slap Pal if you posted on Useless Wooden Toy Banter before it was called that.
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.....you were on here before both the "asses" and "boobs" threads were turning skate nerds into straight up nerds because the hand-to-dick contact was inevitable upon entering said threads.
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If you associate dolphins with regular people.
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I miss GWB. We need more kids so into going to a state school and trying to justify why Abercrombie is so cool.
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I miss GWB. We need more kids so into going to a state school and trying to justify why Abercrombie is so cool.
You mean Dr. Newton?
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if you were a battle rapper turned mixed martial artist turned Christian
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Pizza for thanksgiving?
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If you associate dolphins with regular people.
...can't stop laughing at this... it's too true.
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qweiop13 flys to north carolina for some vhs's of nbc's skate but mizzark had to help his sister move.
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if the only question you have for a Pro is if he'd share a hotel room with a gay teammember.
k
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____________ should ride for Krooked
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(http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/7813/etcw9.gif) remember always
have you seen these? this cokehead girl from my old apartment showed me these ET porn videos a couple years ago, they look like they're not the same from the one posted above. this is pretty crazy, even for the internet. half-disturbed laughs for days.
http://www.efukt.com/1793_E.T._Alien_Sex_2.html
filecabi.net/video/et-sex.html (http://filecabi.net/video/et-sex.html)
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...if you engage in a serious argument on these boards that has nothing to do with skateboarding.
But you did that and you aren't a pal. You were shamed for your terrible arrogance: fact ratio and now you are trying to compensate for your ego.
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...you hated Jamie Thomas/Blackbox until the majority of posters loved him
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(http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/7813/etcw9.gif) remember always
http://www.efukt.com/1793_E.T._Alien_Sex_2.html
filecabi.net/video/et-sex.html (http://filecabi.net/video/et-sex.html)
hahaha
it was lasarenas/lasa's avatar from the old board. hope hes doing alright.
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I miss him in the football thread...
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...if you engage in a serious argument on these boards that has nothing to do with skateboarding.
Oh, one does not need to be PAL to do that
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... if your friend kickflipped a 10 set
if you switch ollied an 11 stair because you thought it would raise your rep.
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i don't think i got what it take to be a real pal
kook me to oblivion
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i don't think i got what it take to be a real pal
kook me to oblivion
i tried, but your drehobl-atar kept making me forget which button to press. :)
k
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The word Tali makes you feel all tingly inside.
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my memory's hazy but remember:
- when someone posted a photo of themselves skating a rail/hubba, he said it was a switch frontside tailslide but it was later discovered just to be regular noseslide
- the idiot talking about how when black dudes do switch tres (or switch heels?) it looks so much better than when white dudes do them... or some shit like that?
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If you associate dolphins with regular people.
...can't stop laughing at this... it's too true.
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if you remember exactly where you were when you found out brooklyn brawler was an asian dude from canada.
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if you sucked dick for a gnar and got kook'd on the walk home.