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Title: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: BriDen on August 15, 2010, 09:14:53 PM
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Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: lem on August 15, 2010, 09:31:04 PM
Lap steel guitar you say?
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Bantam on August 15, 2010, 09:36:35 PM
Tim never ceases to be an entertaining human being to say the least.  I got that meat loaf recipe coming up for you, friend.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Prison Wallet on August 15, 2010, 09:49:10 PM
5 out of 6 friends on that screen shot are Pals. Crazy.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Watson on August 16, 2010, 12:22:05 AM
Holy fuck why do people do this shit in "public" like this? Tim, you should know better.

Newt - No shit mere hours ago I had a nap and I was dreaming about meatloaf and upon waking decided to find a good meatloaf recipe. If you have one, please give it to me also.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Albatross on August 16, 2010, 01:36:37 AM
could hazard a guess that she got him pissed enough to make him want to publicly humiliate her, sucks if the big tits musician girl reads it and he loses his chance with her though. good luck with that dude.

5 out of 6 friends on that screen shot are Pals. Crazy.

automatically tries to show friends in common in there, i always notice it when browsing
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Mouth on August 16, 2010, 03:14:50 AM
This is more drama than I can handle...
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Bantam on August 16, 2010, 08:35:49 AM
Newt - No shit mere hours ago I had a nap and I was dreaming about meatloaf and upon waking decided to find a good meatloaf recipe. If you have one, please give it to me also.

Will do.  Whenever I get it fully written out I'll send it to you on AIM.  With meatloaf you gotta add something, crackers or bread crumbs for most, to give it a good consistency.  We usually use Doritos or Cheez-Its instead.  We were out of those so we used some of these:

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and some of these:

(http://www.fritolay.com/assets/images/blue/Sunchips-Garden-Salsa.gif)

all crushed up along with shredded cheddar cheese.  We also used 7 herb tomato sauce instead of plain and it gave it some more flavor.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: camel filters on August 16, 2010, 08:39:38 AM
friend request sent.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: grimcity on August 16, 2010, 08:50:18 AM
5 out of 6 friends on that screen shot are Pals. Crazy.

Haha, Then there's Twitter... got pals all up in the intarwebs!
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Beeda Weeda on August 16, 2010, 12:22:20 PM
remember when we thought tim was dead.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: chuck d on August 16, 2010, 12:35:04 PM
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Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Crazy Ralph on August 16, 2010, 02:11:05 PM
i once dated a girl 5 years and it's things like this why i now refuse to have a girlfriend and just simply live playing the field...at least until i find the perfect woman that doesnt exist
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Locbrew on August 16, 2010, 03:58:03 PM
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damn, 23 friends in common and my ass is in the middle, ha.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: jack burton on August 16, 2010, 04:35:11 PM
This is why ive had my penis removed. None of this bullshit to worry about and I now have a heavenly singing voice.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on August 16, 2010, 04:40:56 PM
You could have kept your penis and just had the balls removed for the same effect, and you could still pee on a tree.

That girl is rad, she admits that she sucks, then says he should be hyped because she sucks and is crazy for HIM, and not somebody else.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Numeral on August 16, 2010, 04:53:18 PM
slap drama.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: sweets on August 16, 2010, 04:56:50 PM
Briden gets his revenge for the marriage thread.

Tim, you should know better. Actually, I think you do but could give a fuck. Your not-giving-a-fuckness is getting up there with that Dixon guy everyone is always talking about. I think he's rad too.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: camel filters on August 16, 2010, 05:02:24 PM
This is why ive had my penis removed. None of this bullshit to worry about and I now have a heavenly singing voice.
you sell a good pitch. now considering penis removal.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: crunk juice on August 16, 2010, 05:44:39 PM
CigBeer, ignore everything else anyone has told you on here, and do exactly what I say:

1) Stop publicly crying on the internet over a girl.  This is completely unacceptable behavior for anyone, let alone an adult male.
2) Realize that IT'S NOT THE GIRL; IT'S YOU.  The girl is only acting out b/c YOU ARE A GIGANTIC BLEEDING CLINGY ACHING VAG who lets her walk all over you. Good lord.  Could you be any more of a crybaby? You are a little whiny girl, and that?s why your ex is treating you like one.  It's not the other way around.  Even nice chicks will freak out and cause drama when you act like a desperate, needy, doormat, pussy.  I read the other thread about your situation and didn't say anything b/c I don't care.  But now I can't help it.  It's too much.  Don't you see that the acting out, moving away, failing to get her student loan money or a job, attacking you, being bitchy, and fucking other guys are all SYMPTOMS of your vaginitis??.  SHE. IS. TRYING. TO. GET. AWAY. FROM. YOU.  Period.  You're a clingy, desperate, vagina, and she wants to get away from you and start fucking dudes who don't smother her and cry about her online like 12 year olds (e.g., her ex).  You're such a girl that she'd actually rather get beat up by her ex than fuck you.  So, she's creating drama and illogical excuses.  She?s sabotaging the relationship so it will end.  It?s very simple.  Girls are not logical.  Hell, people aren't.  So stop trying to reason with her, idiot.  Be a man, and she will stop acting out.  
3) If she wants to move, LET HER.  It's no big deal to you.  Why are you so desperate to convince her to stay?  You have a whole waiting list of chicks that want to fuck you.  Don't all of a sudden revert into clingy desperate mode.  Stop reasoning with her, stop clinging, stop trying to persuade her to stay, stop holding on, stop taking her back, stop accommodating her, stop encouraging her, stop bidding on eBay for bullshit for her, JUST STOP.  Act like it's not a big deal b/c it isn't.  You can let her know that you care about her, but at the end of the day, you are two people who have to make their own decisions and you support whatever she chooses.  This is manly behavior.  It will make her wet and she will likely stay, or come crying back very soon.
4) Immediately start fucking the chick with big tits and make sure that your ex finds out about it (not directly from you, dipshit, but let a few select people in the group find out and the gossip will reach her).  
5) Then start fucking a large quantity of other girls and stop acting like such a needy little girl. She?s only going to behave when you show her that you don't accept that kind of behavior and will simply begin fucking other hos with bigger tits when she acts out.  Be a man, and she'll treat you like one.  The end.  You can thank me later.  
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: BallDontLie on August 16, 2010, 06:22:49 PM
It's like driving by an accident, you feel bad for looking, but you do anyways. He should write an autobiography.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Euclid on August 16, 2010, 07:24:27 PM
CigBeer, ignore everything else anyone has told you on here, and do exactly what I say:

1) Stop publicly crying on the internet over a girl.  This is completely unacceptable behavior for anyone, let alone an adult male.
2) Realize that IT'S NOT THE GIRL; IT'S YOU.  The girl is only acting out b/c YOU ARE A GIGANTIC BLEEDING CLINGY ACHING VAG who lets her walk all over you. Good lord.  Could you be any more of a crybaby? You are a little whiny girl, and that?s why your ex is treating you like one.  It's not the other way around.  Even nice chicks will freak out and cause drama when you act like a desperate, needy, doormat, pussy.  I read the other thread about your situation and didn't say anything b/c I don't care.  But now I can't help it.  It's too much.  Don't you see that the acting out, moving away, failing to get her student loan money or a job, attacking you, being bitchy, and fucking other guys are all SYMPTOMS of your vaginitis??.  SHE. IS. TRYING. TO. GET. AWAY. FROM. YOU.  Period.  You're a clingy, desperate, vagina, and she wants to get away from you and start fucking dudes who don't smother her and cry about her online like 12 year olds (e.g., her ex).  You're such a girl that she'd actually rather get beat up by her ex than fuck you.  So, she's creating drama and illogical excuses.  She?s sabotaging the relationship so it will end.  It?s very simple.  Girls are not logical.  Hell, people aren't.  So stop trying to reason with her, idiot.  Be a man, and she will stop acting out.  
3) If she wants to move, LET HER.  It's no big deal to you.  Why are you so desperate to convince her to stay?  You have a whole waiting list of chicks that want to fuck you.  Don't all of a sudden revert into clingy desperate mode.  Stop reasoning with her, stop clinging, stop trying to persuade her to stay, stop holding on, stop taking her back, stop accommodating her, stop encouraging her, stop bidding on eBay for bullshit for her, JUST STOP.  Act like it's not a big deal b/c it isn't.  You can let her know that you care about her, but at the end of the day, you are two people who have to make their own decisions and you support whatever she chooses.  This is manly behavior.  It will make her wet and she will likely stay, or come crying back very soon.
4) Immediately start fucking the chick with big tits and make sure that your ex finds out about it (not directly from you, dipshit, but let a few select people in the group find out and the gossip will reach her).  
5) Then start fucking a large quantity of other girls and stop acting like such a needy little girl. She?s only going to behave when you show her that you don't accept that kind of behavior and will simply begin fucking other hos with bigger tits when she acts out.  Be a man, and she'll treat you like one.  The end.  You can thank me later.  


awesome
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: jack burton on August 16, 2010, 07:28:08 PM
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This is why ive had my penis removed. None of this bullshit to worry about and I now have a heavenly singing voice.
[close]
you sell a good pitch. now considering penis removal.

I've got a pretty good knife if you need any help.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: CigaretteBeer on August 16, 2010, 07:30:53 PM
Cigarettebeer likes this
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: CigaretteBeer on August 16, 2010, 07:43:20 PM
CigBeer, ignore everything else anyone has told you on here, and do exactly what I say:

1) Stop publicly crying on the internet over a girl. �This is completely unacceptable behavior for anyone, let alone an adult male.
2) Realize that IT'S NOT THE GIRL; IT'S YOU. �The girl is only acting out b/c YOU ARE A GIGANTIC BLEEDING CLINGY ACHING VAG who lets her walk all over you. Good lord. �Could you be any more of a crybaby? You are a little whiny girl, and that?s why your ex is treating you like one. �It's not the other way around. �Even nice chicks will freak out and cause drama when you act like a desperate, needy, doormat, pussy. �I read the other thread about your situation and didn't say anything b/c I don't care. �But now I can't help it. �It's too much. �Don't you see that the acting out, moving away, failing to get her student loan money or a job, attacking you, being bitchy, and fucking other guys are all SYMPTOMS of your vaginitis??. �SHE. IS. TRYING. TO. GET. AWAY. FROM. YOU. �Period. �You're a clingy, desperate, vagina, and she wants to get away from you and start fucking dudes who don't smother her and cry about her online like 12 year olds (e.g., her ex). �You're such a girl that she'd actually rather get beat up by her ex than fuck you. �So, she's creating drama and illogical excuses. �She?s sabotaging the relationship so it will end. �It?s very simple. �Girls are not logical. �Hell, people aren't. �So stop trying to reason with her, idiot. �Be a man, and she will stop acting out. �
3) If she wants to move, LET HER. �It's no big deal to you. �Why are you so desperate to convince her to stay? �You have a whole waiting list of chicks that want to fuck you. �Don't all of a sudden revert into clingy desperate mode. �Stop reasoning with her, stop clinging, stop trying to persuade her to stay, stop holding on, stop taking her back, stop accommodating her, stop encouraging her, stop bidding on eBay for bullshit for her, JUST STOP. �Act like it's not a big deal b/c it isn't. �You can let her know that you care about her, but at the end of the day, you are two people who have to make their own decisions and you support whatever she chooses. �This is manly behavior. �It will make her wet and she will likely stay, or come crying back very soon.
4) Immediately start fucking the chick with big tits and make sure that your ex finds out about it (not directly from you, dipshit, but let a few select people in the group find out and the gossip will reach her). �
5) Then start fucking a large quantity of other girls and stop acting like such a needy little girl. She?s only going to behave when you show her that you don't accept that kind of behavior and will simply begin fucking other hos with bigger tits when she acts out. �Be a man, and she'll treat you like one. �The end. �You can thank me later. �


You're a fucking moron. It's not me at all. I dumped her yesterday anyway and I'm not the kind of guy who lets a woman push him around.  She is emotionally unstable, has trust issues, is paranoid and she has a habit of sabotaging relationships. Any woman who would go back to some dude who beat the shit out of her is not right in the head and seriously lacks confidence. Ha a "girl" and I'm "smothering" huh? One of her biggest problems with me is that I'm cold and act disinterested in her most of the time, which I guess isn't something to be proud of, but I'm just much more comfortable being alone and fucking all the women I want. Relationships are horrible because it's so restrictive to your cock. I'm not convincing her to stay or begging in any way at all. My complaint was that she ran off and caused a ton of fucking problems, begged to come back, I let her, then a couple weeks later she is wanting to go on some paid trip to Portland to make a small amount of money. I said I will not put up with a woman like that so she didn't go, but more problems persisted and it was bumming me out so I ended it. And if you don't like reading my troubles with women just simply stay out of my threads and go have a beer.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: yobzobbler on August 16, 2010, 07:46:12 PM
I happen to like Animal Collective.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on August 16, 2010, 08:08:48 PM
CigBeer, ignore everything else anyone has told you on here, and do exactly what I say:

1) Stop publicly crying on the internet over a girl.  This is completely unacceptable behavior for anyone, let alone an adult male.
2) Realize that IT'S NOT THE GIRL; IT'S YOU.  The girl is only acting out b/c YOU ARE A GIGANTIC BLEEDING CLINGY ACHING VAG who lets her walk all over you. Good lord.  Could you be any more of a crybaby? You are a little whiny girl, and that?s why your ex is treating you like one.  It's not the other way around.  Even nice chicks will freak out and cause drama when you act like a desperate, needy, doormat, pussy.  I read the other thread about your situation and didn't say anything b/c I don't care.  But now I can't help it.  It's too much.  Don't you see that the acting out, moving away, failing to get her student loan money or a job, attacking you, being bitchy, and fucking other guys are all SYMPTOMS of your vaginitis??.  SHE. IS. TRYING. TO. GET. AWAY. FROM. YOU.  Period.  You're a clingy, desperate, vagina, and she wants to get away from you and start fucking dudes who don't smother her and cry about her online like 12 year olds (e.g., her ex).  You're such a girl that she'd actually rather get beat up by her ex than fuck you.  So, she's creating drama and illogical excuses.  She?s sabotaging the relationship so it will end.  It?s very simple.  Girls are not logical.  Hell, people aren't.  So stop trying to reason with her, idiot.  Be a man, and she will stop acting out.  
3) If she wants to move, LET HER.  It's no big deal to you.  Why are you so desperate to convince her to stay?  You have a whole waiting list of chicks that want to fuck you.  Don't all of a sudden revert into clingy desperate mode.  Stop reasoning with her, stop clinging, stop trying to persuade her to stay, stop holding on, stop taking her back, stop accommodating her, stop encouraging her, stop bidding on eBay for bullshit for her, JUST STOP.  Act like it's not a big deal b/c it isn't.  You can let her know that you care about her, but at the end of the day, you are two people who have to make their own decisions and you support whatever she chooses.  This is manly behavior.  It will make her wet and she will likely stay, or come crying back very soon.
4) Immediately start fucking the chick with big tits and make sure that your ex finds out about it (not directly from you, dipshit, but let a few select people in the group find out and the gossip will reach her).  
5) Then start fucking a large quantity of other girls and stop acting like such a needy little girl. She?s only going to behave when you show her that you don't accept that kind of behavior and will simply begin fucking other hos with bigger tits when she acts out.  Be a man, and she'll treat you like one.  The end.  You can thank me later.  

right? wrong? hillarious.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: crunk juice on August 16, 2010, 08:36:47 PM
Cig, you're wrong.  Everything I said is 100% correct.  I know b/c I used to be slightly like you a long time ago.  Plus, I read that last thread where you talked about the whole situation.  About how she kept fucking up and making excuses and you kept taking her back and rationalizing w her and encouraging her to stay and buying her shit on ebay and on and on and on.  You'll probably take her back again next time she lies to you.  Dude, you are the one with battered women's syndrome.  She's behaving totally unreasonably and you're bending over backwards to be nice and accommodating.  Then you write multiple whinny things on the internet and let her read them.  What are you thinking, man?  You are being a doormat.  Whether it's true or not, everything you do SCREAMS DESPERATION AND CLINGINESS.  I understand caring about a chick and wanting it to work, but what you're doing is going to kill any chance you have.  Whining and clinging never gets a chick to do anything except walk all over you.  Stop it.

Also, she said you're too aloof?  Are you for real?  Ahahahahahahahahaaha.  Do you actually take literally and believe what girls tell you?  You're worse off than I first thought.  I've dealt with a million chicks like this.  You can believe me or not.  I don't care.  You are caught up in her games and not thinking clearly.  She's got you so fucked up that you're actually starting to believe a chick that has blatantly lied to you on many occasions.  Do you honestly believe that she didn't fuck that other guy she ran away to?  Re-read my previous post, follow it, and see what happens.  Or don't.  Whatever.  It makes no difference in my life.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Donkey Lips on August 16, 2010, 08:39:07 PM
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Oh my fuck, this girl wants to have your kids, like bad.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: ChileOrDie on August 16, 2010, 08:50:49 PM
Crunk juice is soo fucking right with girls they open the door to their pussy and then im a doormat . . slap is being the father figure i never got :(
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: max power on August 16, 2010, 08:54:59 PM
Crunk juice is soo fucking right with girls they open the door to their pussy and then im a doormat . . slap is being the father figure i never got :(
slap is a shitty dad
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: camel filters on August 16, 2010, 09:15:53 PM
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Crunk juice is soo fucking right with girls they open the door to their pussy and then im a doormat . . slap is being the father figure i never got :(
[close]
slap is a shitty dad
slaps been my male role model. i have more daddy issues than a wes anderson character.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: strangefires on August 17, 2010, 05:30:34 AM
I hope he fucking kills himself
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Beeda Weeda on August 17, 2010, 06:43:47 AM
I think its unacceptable to have a facebook status about yoru relationship, positives and or negitives, keep your relationship in your relationship.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: PAWL on August 17, 2010, 08:09:39 AM
I think its unacceptable to have a facebook status about yoru relationship, positives and or negitives, keep your relationship in your relationship.
yo dawg, we know you like relationships, so we put your relationship in your relationship, so you can have an existential crisis
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: EXTRA SPICY on August 17, 2010, 08:53:42 AM
I hope he fucking kills himself

i thought you wished him not to give up on love, strangefires?
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: russ on August 17, 2010, 09:01:53 AM
Maybe if you stopped dressing like Cowboy Curtis.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: H8R part 4 on August 17, 2010, 09:35:06 AM
Maybe if you stopped dressing like Cowboy Curtis.

i lol'ed!

i don't really understand why people air their dirty laundry on facebook?
i try to keep my personal life, personal.   
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Euclid on August 17, 2010, 12:01:54 PM
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Maybe if you stopped dressing like Cowboy Curtis.
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i lol'ed!

i don't really understand why people air their dirty laundry on facebook?
i try to keep my personal life, personal.   

attention
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on August 17, 2010, 12:11:30 PM
I think its unacceptable to have a facebook status about yoru relationship, positives and or negitives, keep your relationship in your relationship.
This + what crunk juice is saying. If you were really aloof, and not dramatic, you wouldn't have the emo status updates of a 15 year old boy.
Cigbeer is a fucking drama queen.
Remember when he tried to start a rumor that he had died?

Dude, start fucking skating again, you are too bored with life.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: CigaretteBeer on August 17, 2010, 12:38:34 PM
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I think its unacceptable to have a facebook status about yoru relationship, positives and or negitives, keep your relationship in your relationship.
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This + what crunk juice is saying. If you were really aloof, and not dramatic, you wouldn't have the emo status updates of a 15 year old boy.
Cigbeer is a fucking drama queen.
Remember when he tried to start a rumor that he had died?

Dude, start fucking skating again, you are too bored with life.

I'm not going for any kind of personality or image here. I don't make topics and facebook updates and think "will this make me seem aloof and like I don't give a fuck?". I simply did that to piss her off and embarrass her. She is somebody who takes networking sites very seriously so it seemed pretty good revenge.

And Gipper you're the fucking drama queen. You started a meltdown thread about smashing you roommates tv and whined about the horrors he put you through, taking your car etc... So you're not one to talk.

Your information is faulty as usual. My friend makes youtube videos and I like them so I post them here for others to like. Somebody watched one and went to his page and found a death prank video he made, came here and posted a death thread. I had nothing to do with it.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on August 17, 2010, 01:03:05 PM
I start shit consistently, but you are clearly a drama queen. I don't see why you calling me one means you aren't.
Also, with my roommate, he stole my shit, I regulated, and the problem was solved. He paid for everything that he had to and never tried a stunt like that again. That's not drama, that's how shit is handled. You could use a lesson on that. Handle shit, don't fucking whine and then retreat to a bottle of booze and whine about your problem on facebook, thinking that it will be some sort of revenge. Its not, its just feeding into the drama that you secretely love.
Also, you didn't just embarass her, you embarassed yourself. Once you come out of that weird drama-obsessed period of that relationship you will realize that starting a public argument just to make your girlfriend look bad makes you look like more of an ass than her. Ironically, usually this is something you have to explain to extremely drunk young women, the most dramatic people in the world. Don't forget, YOU started the argument, not her.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: manu on August 17, 2010, 01:52:33 PM
I bet cigbeer lives for his facebook notifications.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: yobzobbler on August 17, 2010, 02:14:03 PM
Maybe his girlfriend would appreciate a guy that actually did like Animal Collective.

That would be me.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: ProjectBluebeam on August 17, 2010, 05:13:07 PM
Tim Sanders seems like a fake name you would give to the cops
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: saucy ragu on August 17, 2010, 05:56:49 PM
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Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Davy on August 17, 2010, 06:14:03 PM
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Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Mullet Man on August 17, 2010, 08:41:18 PM
This crunk juice kid is 100% right.

I think every guy kinda starts off like that (basically, a pussy when it comes to women), but we all eventually figure out how the game works. You just can't feed into the drama, and that's especially hard to pull off when you yourself are way more of a drama queen. There's a reason chicks love Duckfacebook so much. I would leave the online drama postings (and duckface pictures) to the young (and stupid) ladies. An adult male trying to run that is just laughable, especially to other guys who remember being that naive when they were young and dumb. I'm fucking glad they didn't have the internet when I was a teenager. I probably would have done some stupid shit like that too.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: pugmaster on August 17, 2010, 09:20:20 PM
I happen to like Animal Collective.

Yeah dude, they are pretty fucking sick
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: CigaretteBeer on August 18, 2010, 03:06:27 PM
I start shit consistently, but you are clearly a drama queen. I don't see why you calling me one means you aren't.
Also, with my roommate, he stole my shit, I regulated, and the problem was solved. He paid for everything that he had to and never tried a stunt like that again. That's not drama, that's how shit is handled. You could use a lesson on that. Handle shit, don't fucking whine and then retreat to a bottle of booze and whine about your problem on facebook, thinking that it will be some sort of revenge. Its not, its just feeding into the drama that you secretely love.
Also, you didn't just embarass her, you embarassed yourself. Once you come out of that weird drama-obsessed period of that relationship you will realize that starting a public argument just to make your girlfriend look bad makes you look like more of an ass than her. Ironically, usually this is something you have to explain to extremely drunk young women, the most dramatic people in the world. Don't forget, YOU started the argument, not her.

I wrote a response to this yesterday which I felt was pretty good and it has been magically deleted. Perhaps that woman went on SLAP and I was still logged in on her computer so she deleted it?

Okay, if it makes you happy to call me a drama queen go ahead. I like pissing people off and observing the reaction so perhaps you are right. Breaking someone's things is a way to "solve shit"? You're a pathetic person and should probably date that chick I just dumped. She too has bad reasoning skills and always thinks she's right. She loves arguing too, so you wouldn't even need to be an annoying parasite on SLAP anymore. I handled my problems by breaking up with her, removing her things from my room and kicking her out. I made a thread which I thought would be interesting and other people could relate to,talk shit, whatever, because lots of men have trouble with the female and like reading about things like this while bored at work and the SLAP pals usually give good advice. Yeah great attack on the alcoholism, oh man you really hurt me, but I don't retreat to the bottle anymore. I just get busted for weed and then post on SLAP how I might not be able to teach. But I actually don't use booze to hide from things now. Pills and weed are the way to go. I'm not jailed regularly, I make money and can buy nice things and everyone around me is a lot happier with me. I suppose those count as vices but every person has a couple and they work for me. I didn't embarrass myself at all because I honestly don't give a shit what people think of my internet escapades and I feel no embarrassment. Was that immature and maybe in bad taste? Yes probably, but I was pissed and wanted to get back at someone who takes networking sites very seriously. I can't hit her so I need to feel some kind of satisfaction knowing I hurt her feelings. I started the argument? Oh yeah you were here when that happened. She is the one who actually started it and she knows it. She was picking apart some girl I'm friends with and talking shit to any girl who I'm friends with on that site. She is very paranoid and insecure and doesn't trust me. She was convinced I had some other girl I was going to leave her for and that is mainly what fucked things up. Well that, along with running off and begging to come back numerous times, severe mood swings and just being an insane woman who takes her issues with past men out on me.  Her going through my text messages (once again) yesterday morning is what really pissed me off and finally convinced me to kick her out regardless of it not working out nicely with her plans. My friends are all surprised I put up with so much shit, and now that I can see it from an outside perspective I'm surprised too. Anyway, she's on her way back to Portland and somehow Gipper is allowed to teach the youth of America. A nice pretty girl is coming over tonight to play music with me, take drugs and she insists that I fuck her. Things are looking up.

Mizzark how are your tits coming in? You should post pictures of the transformation.
http://www.tglynnsplace.com/suicide.htm (http://www.tglynnsplace.com/suicide.htm)

Apocalypse Now Intro (The Doors - The End) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b26BD5KjH0#ws)



Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Skwisgaar Skwigelf on August 18, 2010, 04:20:17 PM
But I actually don't use booze to hide from things now. Pills and weed are the way to go.
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Haha not to talk shit or anything but, you'd rather become a pillhead than an alkie? Seems a little backwards. Have fun rotting your brain out and completely fucking your serotonin to a new level. Hopefully you're not one of those douches that does it constantly.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: CigaretteBeer on August 18, 2010, 04:32:19 PM
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But I actually don't use booze to hide from things now. Pills and weed are the way to go.
Haha not to talk shit or anything but, you'd rather become a pillhead than an alkie? Seems a little backwards. Have fun rotting your brain out and completely fucking your serotonin to a new level. Hopefully you're not one of those douches that does it constantly.
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Um being an alcoholic is one of the unhealthiest things you can do. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcoholism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcoholism)

From my experience of constantly drinking, getting insanely sick, withdrawals, all of the bad decisions I made, being unreliable and wasting my life compared to taking pills moderately (most of the time) and smoking weed, well the pill and weed life seems much better than the alcoholic lifestyle. Also much better if creativity is important to you. I have nothing against alcohol and I usually have two or three glasses of wine at night while I read. But the out of control drinking I was doing was just not how I wanted my life to be anymore. If you look at your life and you're displeased with it, you change the things that are causing your displeasure.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Skwisgaar Skwigelf on August 18, 2010, 04:36:54 PM
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But I actually don't use booze to hide from things now. Pills and weed are the way to go.
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Haha not to talk shit or anything but, you'd rather become a pillhead than an alkie? Seems a little backwards. Have fun rotting your brain out and completely fucking your serotonin to a new level. Hopefully you're not one of those douches that does it constantly.

Um being an alcoholic is one of the unhealthiest things you can do. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcoholism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcoholism)

From my experience of constantly drinking, getting insanely sick, withdrawals, all of the bad decisions I made, being unreliable and wasting my life compared to taking pills moderately (most of the time) and smoking weed, well the pill and weed life seems much better than the alcoholic lifestyle. Also much better if creativity is important to you. I have nothing against alcohol and I usually have two or three glasses of wine at night while I read. But the out of control drinking I was doing was just not how I wanted my life to be anymore. If you look at your life and you're displeased with it, you change the things that are causing your displeasure.
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It depends on the person, I suppose. But still, just be careful and don't slip into another addiction... I'm pretty sure opiates are more addicting than alcohol. Not trying to dog you or your life decisions, though. It wouldn't be my place. Everyone has their thing, I suppose.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: CigaretteBeer on August 18, 2010, 04:56:46 PM
Are you ever eating somewhere with her just staring into space or whatever and suddenly she yells "WHY ARE YOU STARING AT THAT GIRL?!?" and you're like "Huh? what are you talking about?"

Yes
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: steve_lurkle on August 18, 2010, 05:03:38 PM
Facebook is dumb. Yesterday this girl broke up with me because of my status which was "The things I would do to Katy Perry." I found it quite hilarious.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Bobbito on August 28, 2010, 03:43:20 PM
This brightened up my day


(thankyoubasedgod)
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: CigaretteBeer on August 29, 2010, 12:53:11 AM
I hung out with a girl from facebook today. She lives in Laguna. We had a picnic on the beach, got coffee together, took some pills, and then went to a nice park and listened to records and drank champagne and played guitar, sitar, mandolin, flute and sang.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Inanimate Object on August 29, 2010, 01:59:58 AM
I hung out with a girl from facebook today. She lives in Laguna. We had a picnic on the beach, got coffee together, took some pills, and then went to a nice park and listened to records and drank champagne and played guitar, sitar, mandolin, flute and sang.

Usually when I hang out with girls I'm interested in I have sex with them as opposed to starting impromptu jam bands.

Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: few123456789 on August 29, 2010, 02:33:08 AM
I don't have a facebook account, but i was one of those super-elite schools it started with.  fuck that.  i could see the future.  seriously people, someday we will be talking about President candidates and what they posted while in college.  STOP POSTING YOUR LIFE ONLINE.

it is such a bad idea.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Schteven on August 29, 2010, 04:17:45 AM
Facebook is for hooking up, not breaking up....
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on August 29, 2010, 11:29:28 AM
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I start shit consistently, but you are clearly a drama queen. I don't see why you calling me one means you aren't.
Also, with my roommate, he stole my shit, I regulated, and the problem was solved. He paid for everything that he had to and never tried a stunt like that again. That's not drama, that's how shit is handled. You could use a lesson on that. Handle shit, don't fucking whine and then retreat to a bottle of booze and whine about your problem on facebook, thinking that it will be some sort of revenge. Its not, its just feeding into the drama that you secretely love.
Also, you didn't just embarass her, you embarassed yourself. Once you come out of that weird drama-obsessed period of that relationship you will realize that starting a public argument just to make your girlfriend look bad makes you look like more of an ass than her. Ironically, usually this is something you have to explain to extremely drunk young women, the most dramatic people in the world. Don't forget, YOU started the argument, not her.
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I wrote a response to this yesterday which I felt was pretty good and it has been magically deleted. Perhaps that woman went on SLAP and I was still logged in on her computer so she deleted it?

Okay, if it makes you happy to call me a drama queen go ahead. I like pissing people off and observing the reaction so perhaps you are right. Breaking someone's things is a way to "solve shit"? You're a pathetic person and should probably date that chick I just dumped. She too has bad reasoning skills and always thinks she's right. She loves arguing too, so you wouldn't even need to be an annoying parasite on SLAP anymore. I handled my problems by breaking up with her, removing her things from my room and kicking her out. I made a thread which I thought would be interesting and other people could relate to,talk shit, whatever, because lots of men have trouble with the female and like reading about things like this while bored at work and the SLAP pals usually give good advice. Yeah great attack on the alcoholism, oh man you really hurt me, but I don't retreat to the bottle anymore. I just get busted for weed and then post on SLAP how I might not be able to teach. But I actually don't use booze to hide from things now. Pills and weed are the way to go. I'm not jailed regularly, I make money and can buy nice things and everyone around me is a lot happier with me. I suppose those count as vices but every person has a couple and they work for me. I didn't embarrass myself at all because I honestly don't give a shit what people think of my internet escapades and I feel no embarrassment. Was that immature and maybe in bad taste? Yes probably, but I was pissed and wanted to get back at someone who takes networking sites very seriously. I can't hit her so I need to feel some kind of satisfaction knowing I hurt her feelings. I started the argument? Oh yeah you were here when that happened. She is the one who actually started it and she knows it. She was picking apart some girl I'm friends with and talking shit to any girl who I'm friends with on that site. She is very paranoid and insecure and doesn't trust me. She was convinced I had some other girl I was going to leave her for and that is mainly what fucked things up. Well that, along with running off and begging to come back numerous times, severe mood swings and just being an insane woman who takes her issues with past men out on me.  Her going through my text messages (once again) yesterday morning is what really pissed me off and finally convinced me to kick her out regardless of it not working out nicely with her plans. My friends are all surprised I put up with so much shit, and now that I can see it from an outside perspective I'm surprised too. Anyway, she's on her way back to Portland and somehow Gipper is allowed to teach the youth of America. A nice pretty girl is coming over tonight to play music with me, take drugs and she insists that I fuck her. Things are looking up.

Mizzark how are your tits coming in? You should post pictures of the transformation.
http://www.tglynnsplace.com/suicide.htm (http://www.tglynnsplace.com/suicide.htm)

Apocalypse Now Intro (The Doors - The End) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b26BD5KjH0#ws)




See. You ARE a drama queen. That shit you just whined about was irrelevant for the sake of drama.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: CigaretteBeer on August 29, 2010, 04:00:59 PM
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I start shit consistently, but you are clearly a drama queen. I don't see why you calling me one means you aren't.
Also, with my roommate, he stole my shit, I regulated, and the problem was solved. He paid for everything that he had to and never tried a stunt like that again. That's not drama, that's how shit is handled. You could use a lesson on that. Handle shit, don't fucking whine and then retreat to a bottle of booze and whine about your problem on facebook, thinking that it will be some sort of revenge. Its not, its just feeding into the drama that you secretely love.
Also, you didn't just embarass her, you embarassed yourself. Once you come out of that weird drama-obsessed period of that relationship you will realize that starting a public argument just to make your girlfriend look bad makes you look like more of an ass than her. Ironically, usually this is something you have to explain to extremely drunk young women, the most dramatic people in the world. Don't forget, YOU started the argument, not her.
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I wrote a response to this yesterday which I felt was pretty good and it has been magically deleted. Perhaps that woman went on SLAP and I was still logged in on her computer so she deleted it?

Okay, if it makes you happy to call me a drama queen go ahead. I like pissing people off and observing the reaction so perhaps you are right. Breaking someone's things is a way to "solve shit"? You're a pathetic person and should probably date that chick I just dumped. She too has bad reasoning skills and always thinks she's right. She loves arguing too, so you wouldn't even need to be an annoying parasite on SLAP anymore. I handled my problems by breaking up with her, removing her things from my room and kicking her out. I made a thread which I thought would be interesting and other people could relate to,talk shit, whatever, because lots of men have trouble with the female and like reading about things like this while bored at work and the SLAP pals usually give good advice. Yeah great attack on the alcoholism, oh man you really hurt me, but I don't retreat to the bottle anymore. I just get busted for weed and then post on SLAP how I might not be able to teach. But I actually don't use booze to hide from things now. Pills and weed are the way to go. I'm not jailed regularly, I make money and can buy nice things and everyone around me is a lot happier with me. I suppose those count as vices but every person has a couple and they work for me. I didn't embarrass myself at all because I honestly don't give a shit what people think of my internet escapades and I feel no embarrassment. Was that immature and maybe in bad taste? Yes probably, but I was pissed and wanted to get back at someone who takes networking sites very seriously. I can't hit her so I need to feel some kind of satisfaction knowing I hurt her feelings. I started the argument? Oh yeah you were here when that happened. She is the one who actually started it and she knows it. She was picking apart some girl I'm friends with and talking shit to any girl who I'm friends with on that site. She is very paranoid and insecure and doesn't trust me. She was convinced I had some other girl I was going to leave her for and that is mainly what fucked things up. Well that, along with running off and begging to come back numerous times, severe mood swings and just being an insane woman who takes her issues with past men out on me.  Her going through my text messages (once again) yesterday morning is what really pissed me off and finally convinced me to kick her out regardless of it not working out nicely with her plans. My friends are all surprised I put up with so much shit, and now that I can see it from an outside perspective I'm surprised too. Anyway, she's on her way back to Portland and somehow Gipper is allowed to teach the youth of America. A nice pretty girl is coming over tonight to play music with me, take drugs and she insists that I fuck her. Things are looking up.

Mizzark how are your tits coming in? You should post pictures of the transformation.
http://www.tglynnsplace.com/suicide.htm (http://www.tglynnsplace.com/suicide.htm)

Apocalypse Now Intro (The Doors - The End) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b26BD5KjH0#ws)




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See. You ARE a drama queen. That shit you just whined about was irrelevant for the sake of drama.

You ever make deviled eggs? I make about 14 at a time because they're a good snack and I get low blood sugar if I don't have frequent snacks. First I boil 7 eggs, then I take some pepperocinis, a couple cloves of garlic, some salt and pepper and then blend all that with the yolks in my food processor. When done you just scoop the creamy egg yolk into the hollowed out egg white, sprinkle some chili pepper on them and refrigerate in some tupperware.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: CigaretteBeer on August 29, 2010, 04:21:55 PM
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I hung out with a girl from facebook today. She lives in Laguna. We had a picnic on the beach, got coffee together, took some pills, and then went to a nice park and listened to records and drank champagne and played guitar, sitar, mandolin, flute and sang.
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Usually when I hang out with girls I'm interested in I have sex with them as opposed to starting impromptu jam bands.



Today on facebook I talked to this girl and she wants to jam with me. We exchanged phone numbers.

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Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Inanimate Object on August 30, 2010, 11:38:07 PM
Given your previous romantic hijinks and the fact that, based solely on how she poses for pictures, this girl is obviously a narcissistic sociopath, I can tell you with some certainty that if you do in fact end up sleeping with her, she is going to take scissors to your life. 
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: CigaretteBeer on August 31, 2010, 04:22:46 AM
That's okay
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Inanimate Object on August 31, 2010, 09:40:17 AM
I just want you to be happy, man.
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Post by: CigaretteBeer on August 31, 2010, 02:34:16 PM
I just want you to be happy, man.

I'm pretty happy lately. Thanks for caring :)

Tim Sanders August 31 at 2:08pm
Me
My mother is very ill Andy

2:05pmAndy
i was at the creator of facebooks mansion last night
with the hottest babes
allll night
it was awesome

2:06pmMe
Fun

Andy is offline.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Inanimate Object on August 31, 2010, 05:30:45 PM
Andy sounds like a dink.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: CigaretteBeer on August 31, 2010, 07:53:48 PM
Andy sounds like a dink.

Yeah he sucks



When I'm not busy on facebook I like texting with christian girls

Me: I feel like you hate me somehow

Christian girl: it makes me sad. and it is frustrating because I feel like it's such an organic unadulterated hate. that you and I will never have an unhindered conversation.

Me:I just wish you could let go of your beliefs that you were brought up to believe in and look at things with a completely open mind.

Christian girl: because much of what you say is ignorant (concerning those things) although I do respect you and like talking to you and of course don't hate you at all.

Me: Having a well informed opinion is the farthest thing from ignorance. I've read and looked at both sides with a completely open mind and formed my opinions as honestly as possible. I'm also ready to let any opinions go if they are proven false. I think it is a shame to hold so tightly to beliefs instilled by ignorant authority figures. That is actually where ignorance thrives.   

Christian girl: by look at things with an open mind you mean look at things the way you do my friend. which is not an open mind.

Me: No I just mean look at the world without bias. How you can call a man with well informed opinions "ignorant" is beyond me. You may disagree with my beliefs but I can't see how somebody who doesn't subscribe to dogmatic belief systems and political agendas used to repress and control the masses while feeding the wealthy is ignorant or is justifying beliefs for selfish personal reasons.

Christian girl: what it needs to be is either you accept me without being offensive, I accept you without voicing my frustrations and we can be friends

Me: I don't feel that I'm offensive at all. I don't curse at you or treat you as a lower person. That is the problem with religions like christianity. They do not allow for people to share ideas freely. Instead it turns a person with a differing viewpoint into an enemy.

Christian girl: people who hate Jesus and hate conservatism are just as "narrowminded"  as the people they hate.

Me: I don't hate Jesus because I believe he's just a myth built from previous pagan religions. If you research the origins of christianity you will find that the jesus myth is built upon astrology and paganism. I hate anything that is detrimental to humanity because I am a humanist. I don't wish harm or want to hurt people that believe in such things. I just wish Americans were better educated and open. But most people cling to their culture and the free thinkers are rare.

Christian girl: anyway I don't want to talk about this anymore. it's exhausting. you said you thought I hated you and gave me I reason, and I explained I didn't hate you and legitimately addressed your reason  with my own. let's leave it at that

Christian girl: you're right. I think I start doing hallucinagens and reading Bukowski

(typos are from her actual messages, not my brain or fingers)

Me: Psychedelics can be very beneficial in opening new doors in your mind and shedding the skin of socialistic oppression. I'm not sure Bukowski would get you very far though.

Christian girl: lol. for real though. I'm going to bed. it's been real. talk tomorrow.

Christian girl: see? why won't you just fucking listen to what I am saying as set yourself aside for two seconds? I said goodnight.

Me: I was responding to your texts before I got to the goodnight messages. Goodnight

Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: bentmode on August 31, 2010, 08:23:33 PM
i think she wants you to fuck her.

but im a terrible read.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: CigaretteBeer on August 31, 2010, 08:30:33 PM
i think she wants you to fuck her.

but im a terrible read.

She claims she was raped and now anything sexual just brings her immense pain.
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Post by: smokecrack on August 31, 2010, 08:46:59 PM
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i think she wants you to fuck her.

but im a terrible read.
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She claims she was raped and now anything sexual just brings her immense pain.

you sure do know how to pick 'em, cigbeer
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Post by: Skwisgaar Skwigelf on August 31, 2010, 09:19:14 PM
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i think she wants you to fuck her.

but im a terrible read.
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She claims she was raped and now anything sexual just brings her immense pain.
Christianity is her support and her being raped probably only strengthened her love of religion, because "Jesus and God are there for me when no one else isn't!". Which is cool and all but, then again, they don't exist as far I'm concerned, so you might as well be looking to Santa for a shoulder to cry on.
But regardless, that sucks that she got raped, obviously. Not sure how trying to get her in the sack is gonna work, but be careful. She might go all psycho and say you raped her and it was really consensual.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Prison Wallet on August 31, 2010, 09:37:28 PM
With you and that chick I think it's pretty much a tie when it comes to annoying. "I feel like you hate me" is such a passive aggressive attention getting way to start a conversation...

And calling yourself well informed and opened minded?  ::) Come on now.

Why to you care about her religious beliefs? It's almost like a power trip or something they way you're arguing with her.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Watson on August 31, 2010, 11:38:17 PM
if you do in fact end up sleeping with her, she is going to take scissors to your life. 

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Boo-ya!
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: CigaretteBeer on September 01, 2010, 12:35:13 AM
With you and that chick I think it's pretty much a tie when it comes to annoying. "I feel like you hate me" is such a passive aggressive attention getting way to start a conversation...

And calling yourself well informed and opened minded?  ::) Come on now.

Why to you care about her religious beliefs? It's almost like a power trip or something they way you're arguing with her.

Me and her have debated about religion and politics for about 5 years now. She used to at least give well written explanations. But lately she has been horrible at defending her beliefs and instead of making a valid point she just gets bitchy and plays the persecuted christian act. She actually is the one who usually attacks me for my lifestyle or liberal beliefs. How am I not well informed and opened minded? I have studied the bible since I was a child, was raised to be a fundamentalist christian, but abandoned those beliefs around 17 or 18 because it was impossible for me to believe in an obvious myth that uses fear to control its members, praises ignorance and promotes disgusting intolerance. I have seen the view from both sides and came to the conclusion that the christian faith is a crock of shit. Feel free to site an example of me not being educated on this subject and where I have failed to have an open mind. I enjoy talking about religion with people and it's entertaining when christians try to use logic to back up a completely illogical belief.

One is often told that it is a very wrong thing to attack religion, because religion makes men virtuous. So I am told; I have not noticed it.
- Bertrand Russell



[edit] That wasn't a "passive aggressive attention getting way to start a conversation" by the way. We had been texting each other all day long and she was being rude to me so I said: why does it feel like you hate me? It was an honest question and I thought the conversation we had after the question was entertaining, so I typed it out.

Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Prison Wallet on September 01, 2010, 06:33:41 AM
I'm not commenting on either of your arguments, I'm just saying it's an annoying conversation.

Who knows how well informed or opened minded you are but it's a lame thing to say about yourself when you're arguing with someone.

"I feel like you hate me for some reason" usually means "convince me that you don't hate me" and just comes off as insecure.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: rawbertson. on September 01, 2010, 12:37:58 PM
no girlfriend sex only
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: CigaretteBeer on September 01, 2010, 01:30:58 PM
I'm not commenting on either of your arguments, I'm just saying it's an annoying conversation.

Who knows how well informed or opened minded you are but it's a lame thing to say about yourself when you're arguing with someone.

"I feel like you hate me for some reason" usually means "convince me that you don't hate me" and just comes off as insecure.


You do realize reading, being interested in, and commenting on someone's facebook and text message etiquette is kind of lame too though, right?

Jim Carrey Spiritual Awakening - DMT Experience He is In The Know (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scrwfvoleXw#ws)
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Brandon on September 01, 2010, 01:35:15 PM
Morrissey - I just want to see the boy happy(Official Video) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3gridIpTa8#)
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: strangefires on September 01, 2010, 04:39:36 PM
I hope you die
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Post by: CigaretteBeer on September 01, 2010, 06:06:18 PM
I hope you die

I hope you die

Don't worry, I will eventually, just like your cock when it's lobbed off and thrown into dumpster in Tijuana.

Since you're making your transformation into a chick, will you then date men, or be some kind of male lesbian?
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Prison Wallet on September 01, 2010, 06:18:09 PM
You do realize reading, being interested in, and commenting on someone's facebook and text message etiquette is kind of lame too though, right?

Yeah I get that. But you posted your convos up and I responded. Isn't that how it works? And honestly my interest goes about as deep as the minute or so it takes to read your commentary and dish out a few sentences.  

I'm not talking etiquette though, I'm talking content. To me it seems like calling me lame is distraction tactic number one. Reducing my comments to "Facebook and text etiquette" is distraction number two. You dodged my comments all together.
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Post by: gaunting on September 01, 2010, 06:26:00 PM
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Post by: CigaretteBeer on September 01, 2010, 07:12:04 PM
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You do realize reading, being interested in, and commenting on someone's facebook and text message etiquette is kind of lame too though, right?
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Yeah I get that. But you posted your convos up and I responded. Isn't that how it works? And honestly my interest goes about as deep as the minute or so it takes to read your commentary and dish out a few sentences.  

I'm not talking etiquette though, I'm talking content. To me it seems like calling me lame is distraction tactic number one. Reducing my comments to "Facebook and text etiquette" is distraction number two. You dodged my comments all together.


Okay well I'll address your questions. No I don't think it was lame, and I'm not embarrassed by what I say or do. I just keep posting my internet life in here because i think it's pretty funny that anyone actually cares. It kills time reading what people have to say, and I think that's why we all come here in the first place. I enjoy the shit talking.
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Post by: strangefires on September 01, 2010, 07:16:26 PM
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You do realize reading, being interested in, and commenting on someone's facebook and text message etiquette is kind of lame too though, right?
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Yeah I get that. But you posted your convos up and I responded. Isn't that how it works? And honestly my interest goes about as deep as the minute or so it takes to read your commentary and dish out a few sentences. 

I'm not talking etiquette though, I'm talking content. To me it seems like calling me lame is distraction tactic number one. Reducing my comments to "Facebook and text etiquette" is distraction number two. You dodged my comments all together.

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Okay well I'll address your questions. No I don't think it was lame, and I'm not embarrassed by what I say or do. I just keep posting my internet life in here because i think it's pretty funny that anyone actually cares. It kills time reading what people have to say, and I think that's why we all come here in the first place. I enjoy the shit talking.
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You do realize reading, being interested in, and commenting on someone's facebook and text message etiquette is kind of lame too though, right?
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Yeah I get that. But you posted your convos up and I responded. Isn't that how it works? And honestly my interest goes about as deep as the minute or so it takes to read your commentary and dish out a few sentences. 

I'm not talking etiquette though, I'm talking content. To me it seems like calling me lame is distraction tactic number one. Reducing my comments to "Facebook and text etiquette" is distraction number two. You dodged my comments all together.


Okay well I'll address your questions. No I don't think it was lame, and I'm not embarrassed by what I say or do. I just keep posting my internet life in here because i think it's pretty funny that anyone actually cares. It kills time reading what people have to say, and I think that's why we all come here in the first place. I enjoy the shit talking.
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You do realize reading, being interested in, and commenting on someone's facebook and text message etiquette is kind of lame too though, right?
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Yeah I get that. But you posted your convos up and I responded. Isn't that how it works? And honestly my interest goes about as deep as the minute or so it takes to read your commentary and dish out a few sentences. 

I'm not talking etiquette though, I'm talking content. To me it seems like calling me lame is distraction tactic number one. Reducing my comments to "Facebook and text etiquette" is distraction number two. You dodged my comments all together.


Okay well I'll address your questions. No I don't think it was lame, and I'm not embarrassed by what I say or do. I just keep posting my internet life in here because i think it's pretty funny that anyone actually cares. It kills time reading what people have to say, and I think that's why we all come here in the first place. I enjoy the shit talking.
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You do realize reading, being interested in, and commenting on someone's facebook and text message etiquette is kind of lame too though, right?
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Yeah I get that. But you posted your convos up and I responded. Isn't that how it works? And honestly my interest goes about as deep as the minute or so it takes to read your commentary and dish out a few sentences. 

I'm not talking etiquette though, I'm talking content. To me it seems like calling me lame is distraction tactic number one. Reducing my comments to "Facebook and text etiquette" is distraction number two. You dodged my comments all together.


Okay well I'll address your questions. No I don't think it was lame, and I'm not embarrassed by what I say or do. I just keep posting my internet life in here because i think it's pretty funny that anyone actually cares. It kills time reading what people have to say, and I think that's why we all come here in the first place. I enjoy the shit talking.
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You do realize reading, being interested in, and commenting on someone's facebook and text message etiquette is kind of lame too though, right?
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Yeah I get that. But you posted your convos up and I responded. Isn't that how it works? And honestly my interest goes about as deep as the minute or so it takes to read your commentary and dish out a few sentences. 

I'm not talking etiquette though, I'm talking content. To me it seems like calling me lame is distraction tactic number one. Reducing my comments to "Facebook and text etiquette" is distraction number two. You dodged my comments all together.


Okay well I'll address your questions. No I don't think it was lame, and I'm not embarrassed by what I say or do. I just keep posting my internet life in here because i think it's pretty funny that anyone actually cares. It kills time reading what people have to say, and I think that's why we all come here in the first place. I enjoy the shit talking.
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You do realize reading, being interested in, and commenting on someone's facebook and text message etiquette is kind of lame too though, right?
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Yeah I get that. But you posted your convos up and I responded. Isn't that how it works? And honestly my interest goes about as deep as the minute or so it takes to read your commentary and dish out a few sentences. 

I'm not talking etiquette though, I'm talking content. To me it seems like calling me lame is distraction tactic number one. Reducing my comments to "Facebook and text etiquette" is distraction number two. You dodged my comments all together.


Okay well I'll address your questions. No I don't think it was lame, and I'm not embarrassed by what I say or do. I just keep posting my internet life in here because i think it's pretty funny that anyone actually cares. It kills time reading what people have to say, and I think that's why we all come here in the first place. I enjoy the shit talking.
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You do realize reading, being interested in, and commenting on someone's facebook and text message etiquette is kind of lame too though, right?
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Yeah I get that. But you posted your convos up and I responded. Isn't that how it works? And honestly my interest goes about as deep as the minute or so it takes to read your commentary and dish out a few sentences. 

I'm not talking etiquette though, I'm talking content. To me it seems like calling me lame is distraction tactic number one. Reducing my comments to "Facebook and text etiquette" is distraction number two. You dodged my comments all together.


Okay well I'll address your questions. No I don't think it was lame, and I'm not embarrassed by what I say or do. I just keep posting my internet life in here because i think it's pretty funny that anyone actually cares. It kills time reading what people have to say, and I think that's why we all come here in the first place. I enjoy the shit talking.
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You do realize reading, being interested in, and commenting on someone's facebook and text message etiquette is kind of lame too though, right?
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Yeah I get that. But you posted your convos up and I responded. Isn't that how it works? And honestly my interest goes about as deep as the minute or so it takes to read your commentary and dish out a few sentences. 

I'm not talking etiquette though, I'm talking content. To me it seems like calling me lame is distraction tactic number one. Reducing my comments to "Facebook and text etiquette" is distraction number two. You dodged my comments all together.


Okay well I'll address your questions. No I don't think it was lame, and I'm not embarrassed by what I say or do. I just keep posting my internet life in here because i think it's pretty funny that anyone actually cares. It kills time reading what people have to say, and I think that's why we all come here in the first place. I enjoy the shit talking.
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You do realize reading, being interested in, and commenting on someone's facebook and text message etiquette is kind of lame too though, right?
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Yeah I get that. But you posted your convos up and I responded. Isn't that how it works? And honestly my interest goes about as deep as the minute or so it takes to read your commentary and dish out a few sentences. 

I'm not talking etiquette though, I'm talking content. To me it seems like calling me lame is distraction tactic number one. Reducing my comments to "Facebook and text etiquette" is distraction number two. You dodged my comments all together.


Okay well I'll address your questions. No I don't think it was lame, and I'm not embarrassed by what I say or do. I just keep posting my internet life in here because i think it's pretty funny that anyone actually cares. It kills time reading what people have to say, and I think that's why we all come here in the first place. I enjoy the shit talking.
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You do realize reading, being interested in, and commenting on someone's facebook and text message etiquette is kind of lame too though, right?
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Yeah I get that. But you posted your convos up and I responded. Isn't that how it works? And honestly my interest goes about as deep as the minute or so it takes to read your commentary and dish out a few sentences. 

I'm not talking etiquette though, I'm talking content. To me it seems like calling me lame is distraction tactic number one. Reducing my comments to "Facebook and text etiquette" is distraction number two. You dodged my comments all together.


Okay well I'll address your questions. No I don't think it was lame, and I'm not embarrassed by what I say or do. I just keep posting my internet life in here because i think it's pretty funny that anyone actually cares. It kills time reading what people have to say, and I think that's why we all come here in the first place. I enjoy the shit talking.
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You do realize reading, being interested in, and commenting on someone's facebook and text message etiquette is kind of lame too though, right?
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Yeah I get that. But you posted your convos up and I responded. Isn't that how it works? And honestly my interest goes about as deep as the minute or so it takes to read your commentary and dish out a few sentences. 

I'm not talking etiquette though, I'm talking content. To me it seems like calling me lame is distraction tactic number one. Reducing my comments to "Facebook and text etiquette" is distraction number two. You dodged my comments all together.


Okay well I'll address your questions. No I don't think it was lame, and I'm not embarrassed by what I say or do. I just keep posting my internet life in here because i think it's pretty funny that anyone actually cares. It kills time reading what people have to say, and I think that's why we all come here in the first place. I enjoy the shit talking.
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You do realize reading, being interested in, and commenting on someone's facebook and text message etiquette is kind of lame too though, right?
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Yeah I get that. But you posted your convos up and I responded. Isn't that how it works? And honestly my interest goes about as deep as the minute or so it takes to read your commentary and dish out a few sentences. 

I'm not talking etiquette though, I'm talking content. To me it seems like calling me lame is distraction tactic number one. Reducing my comments to "Facebook and text etiquette" is distraction number two. You dodged my comments all together.


Okay well I'll address your questions. No I don't think it was lame, and I'm not embarrassed by what I say or do. I just keep posting my internet life in here because i think it's pretty funny that anyone actually cares. It kills time reading what people have to say, and I think that's why we all come here in the first place. I enjoy the shit talking.
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You do realize reading, being interested in, and commenting on someone's facebook and text message etiquette is kind of lame too though, right?
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Yeah I get that. But you posted your convos up and I responded. Isn't that how it works? And honestly my interest goes about as deep as the minute or so it takes to read your commentary and dish out a few sentences. 

I'm not talking etiquette though, I'm talking content. To me it seems like calling me lame is distraction tactic number one. Reducing my comments to "Facebook and text etiquette" is distraction number two. You dodged my comments all together.


Okay well I'll address your questions. No I don't think it was lame, and I'm not embarrassed by what I say or do. I just keep posting my internet life in here because i think it's pretty funny that anyone actually cares. It kills time reading what people have to say, and I think that's why we all come here in the first place. I enjoy the shit talking.
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Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: CigaretteBeer on September 01, 2010, 09:34:10 PM
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You do realize reading, being interested in, and commenting on someone's facebook and text message etiquette is kind of lame too though, right?
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Yeah I get that. But you posted your convos up and I responded. Isn't that how it works? And honestly my interest goes about as deep as the minute or so it takes to read your commentary and dish out a few sentences. 

I'm not talking etiquette though, I'm talking content. To me it seems like calling me lame is distraction tactic number one. Reducing my comments to "Facebook and text etiquette" is distraction number two. You dodged my comments all together.

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Okay well I'll address your questions. No I don't think it was lame, and I'm not embarrassed by what I say or do. I just keep posting my internet life in here because i think it's pretty funny that anyone actually cares. It kills time reading what people have to say, and I think that's why we all come here in the first place. I enjoy the shit talking.
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You do realize reading, being interested in, and commenting on someone's facebook and text message etiquette is kind of lame too though, right?
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Yeah I get that. But you posted your convos up and I responded. Isn't that how it works? And honestly my interest goes about as deep as the minute or so it takes to read your commentary and dish out a few sentences. 

I'm not talking etiquette though, I'm talking content. To me it seems like calling me lame is distraction tactic number one. Reducing my comments to "Facebook and text etiquette" is distraction number two. You dodged my comments all together.

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Okay well I'll address your questions. No I don't think it was lame, and I'm not embarrassed by what I say or do. I just keep posting my internet life in here because i think it's pretty funny that anyone actually cares. It kills time reading what people have to say, and I think that's why we all come here in the first place. I enjoy the shit talking.
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You do realize reading, being interested in, and commenting on someone's facebook and text message etiquette is kind of lame too though, right?
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Yeah I get that. But you posted your convos up and I responded. Isn't that how it works? And honestly my interest goes about as deep as the minute or so it takes to read your commentary and dish out a few sentences. 

I'm not talking etiquette though, I'm talking content. To me it seems like calling me lame is distraction tactic number one. Reducing my comments to "Facebook and text etiquette" is distraction number two. You dodged my comments all together.


Okay well I'll address your questions. No I don't think it was lame, and I'm not embarrassed by what I say or do. I just keep posting my internet life in here because i think it's pretty funny that anyone actually cares. It kills time reading what people have to say, and I think that's why we all come here in the first place. I enjoy the shit talking.
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You do realize reading, being interested in, and commenting on someone's facebook and text message etiquette is kind of lame too though, right?
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Yeah I get that. But you posted your convos up and I responded. Isn't that how it works? And honestly my interest goes about as deep as the minute or so it takes to read your commentary and dish out a few sentences. 

I'm not talking etiquette though, I'm talking content. To me it seems like calling me lame is distraction tactic number one. Reducing my comments to "Facebook and text etiquette" is distraction number two. You dodged my comments all together.


Okay well I'll address your questions. No I don't think it was lame, and I'm not embarrassed by what I say or do. I just keep posting my internet life in here because i think it's pretty funny that anyone actually cares. It kills time reading what people have to say, and I think that's why we all come here in the first place. I enjoy the shit talking.
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You do realize reading, being interested in, and commenting on someone's facebook and text message etiquette is kind of lame too though, right?
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Yeah I get that. But you posted your convos up and I responded. Isn't that how it works? And honestly my interest goes about as deep as the minute or so it takes to read your commentary and dish out a few sentences. 

I'm not talking etiquette though, I'm talking content. To me it seems like calling me lame is distraction tactic number one. Reducing my comments to "Facebook and text etiquette" is distraction number two. You dodged my comments all together.


Okay well I'll address your questions. No I don't think it was lame, and I'm not embarrassed by what I say or do. I just keep posting my internet life in here because i think it's pretty funny that anyone actually cares. It kills time reading what people have to say, and I think that's why we all come here in the first place. I enjoy the shit talking.
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You do realize reading, being interested in, and commenting on someone's facebook and text message etiquette is kind of lame too though, right?
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Yeah I get that. But you posted your convos up and I responded. Isn't that how it works? And honestly my interest goes about as deep as the minute or so it takes to read your commentary and dish out a few sentences. 

I'm not talking etiquette though, I'm talking content. To me it seems like calling me lame is distraction tactic number one. Reducing my comments to "Facebook and text etiquette" is distraction number two. You dodged my comments all together.


Okay well I'll address your questions. No I don't think it was lame, and I'm not embarrassed by what I say or do. I just keep posting my internet life in here because i think it's pretty funny that anyone actually cares. It kills time reading what people have to say, and I think that's why we all come here in the first place. I enjoy the shit talking.
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You do realize reading, being interested in, and commenting on someone's facebook and text message etiquette is kind of lame too though, right?
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Yeah I get that. But you posted your convos up and I responded. Isn't that how it works? And honestly my interest goes about as deep as the minute or so it takes to read your commentary and dish out a few sentences. 

I'm not talking etiquette though, I'm talking content. To me it seems like calling me lame is distraction tactic number one. Reducing my comments to "Facebook and text etiquette" is distraction number two. You dodged my comments all together.


Okay well I'll address your questions. No I don't think it was lame, and I'm not embarrassed by what I say or do. I just keep posting my internet life in here because i think it's pretty funny that anyone actually cares. It kills time reading what people have to say, and I think that's why we all come here in the first place. I enjoy the shit talking.
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You do realize reading, being interested in, and commenting on someone's facebook and text message etiquette is kind of lame too though, right?
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Yeah I get that. But you posted your convos up and I responded. Isn't that how it works? And honestly my interest goes about as deep as the minute or so it takes to read your commentary and dish out a few sentences. 

I'm not talking etiquette though, I'm talking content. To me it seems like calling me lame is distraction tactic number one. Reducing my comments to "Facebook and text etiquette" is distraction number two. You dodged my comments all together.


Okay well I'll address your questions. No I don't think it was lame, and I'm not embarrassed by what I say or do. I just keep posting my internet life in here because i think it's pretty funny that anyone actually cares. It kills time reading what people have to say, and I think that's why we all come here in the first place. I enjoy the shit talking.
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You do realize reading, being interested in, and commenting on someone's facebook and text message etiquette is kind of lame too though, right?
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Yeah I get that. But you posted your convos up and I responded. Isn't that how it works? And honestly my interest goes about as deep as the minute or so it takes to read your commentary and dish out a few sentences. 

I'm not talking etiquette though, I'm talking content. To me it seems like calling me lame is distraction tactic number one. Reducing my comments to "Facebook and text etiquette" is distraction number two. You dodged my comments all together.


Okay well I'll address your questions. No I don't think it was lame, and I'm not embarrassed by what I say or do. I just keep posting my internet life in here because i think it's pretty funny that anyone actually cares. It kills time reading what people have to say, and I think that's why we all come here in the first place. I enjoy the shit talking.
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You do realize reading, being interested in, and commenting on someone's facebook and text message etiquette is kind of lame too though, right?
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Yeah I get that. But you posted your convos up and I responded. Isn't that how it works? And honestly my interest goes about as deep as the minute or so it takes to read your commentary and dish out a few sentences. 

I'm not talking etiquette though, I'm talking content. To me it seems like calling me lame is distraction tactic number one. Reducing my comments to "Facebook and text etiquette" is distraction number two. You dodged my comments all together.


Okay well I'll address your questions. No I don't think it was lame, and I'm not embarrassed by what I say or do. I just keep posting my internet life in here because i think it's pretty funny that anyone actually cares. It kills time reading what people have to say, and I think that's why we all come here in the first place. I enjoy the shit talking.
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You do realize reading, being interested in, and commenting on someone's facebook and text message etiquette is kind of lame too though, right?
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Yeah I get that. But you posted your convos up and I responded. Isn't that how it works? And honestly my interest goes about as deep as the minute or so it takes to read your commentary and dish out a few sentences. 

I'm not talking etiquette though, I'm talking content. To me it seems like calling me lame is distraction tactic number one. Reducing my comments to "Facebook and text etiquette" is distraction number two. You dodged my comments all together.


Okay well I'll address your questions. No I don't think it was lame, and I'm not embarrassed by what I say or do. I just keep posting my internet life in here because i think it's pretty funny that anyone actually cares. It kills time reading what people have to say, and I think that's why we all come here in the first place. I enjoy the shit talking.
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You do realize reading, being interested in, and commenting on someone's facebook and text message etiquette is kind of lame too though, right?
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Yeah I get that. But you posted your convos up and I responded. Isn't that how it works? And honestly my interest goes about as deep as the minute or so it takes to read your commentary and dish out a few sentences. 

I'm not talking etiquette though, I'm talking content. To me it seems like calling me lame is distraction tactic number one. Reducing my comments to "Facebook and text etiquette" is distraction number two. You dodged my comments all together.


Okay well I'll address your questions. No I don't think it was lame, and I'm not embarrassed by what I say or do. I just keep posting my internet life in here because i think it's pretty funny that anyone actually cares. It kills time reading what people have to say, and I think that's why we all come here in the first place. I enjoy the shit talking.
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You do realize reading, being interested in, and commenting on someone's facebook and text message etiquette is kind of lame too though, right?
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Yeah I get that. But you posted your convos up and I responded. Isn't that how it works? And honestly my interest goes about as deep as the minute or so it takes to read your commentary and dish out a few sentences. 

I'm not talking etiquette though, I'm talking content. To me it seems like calling me lame is distraction tactic number one. Reducing my comments to "Facebook and text etiquette" is distraction number two. You dodged my comments all together.


Okay well I'll address your questions. No I don't think it was lame, and I'm not embarrassed by what I say or do. I just keep posting my internet life in here because i think it's pretty funny that anyone actually cares. It kills time reading what people have to say, and I think that's why we all come here in the first place. I enjoy the shit talking.
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Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: strangefires on September 01, 2010, 09:36:28 PM
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Yeah I get that. But you posted your convos up and I responded. Isn't that how it works? And honestly my interest goes about as deep as the minute or so it takes to read your commentary and dish out a few sentences. 

I'm not talking etiquette though, I'm talking content. To me it seems like calling me lame is distraction tactic number one. Reducing my comments to "Facebook and text etiquette" is distraction number two. You dodged my comments all together.

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Okay well I'll address your questions. No I don't think it was lame, and I'm not embarrassed by what I say or do. I just keep posting my internet life in here because i think it's pretty funny that anyone actually cares. It kills time reading what people have to say, and I think that's why we all come here in the first place. I enjoy the shit talking.
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You do realize reading, being interested in, and commenting on someone's facebook and text message etiquette is kind of lame too though, right?
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Yeah I get that. But you posted your convos up and I responded. Isn't that how it works? And honestly my interest goes about as deep as the minute or so it takes to read your commentary and dish out a few sentences. 

I'm not talking etiquette though, I'm talking content. To me it seems like calling me lame is distraction tactic number one. Reducing my comments to "Facebook and text etiquette" is distraction number two. You dodged my comments all together.

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Okay well I'll address your questions. No I don't think it was lame, and I'm not embarrassed by what I say or do. I just keep posting my internet life in here because i think it's pretty funny that anyone actually cares. It kills time reading what people have to say, and I think that's why we all come here in the first place. I enjoy the shit talking.
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You do realize reading, being interested in, and commenting on someone's facebook and text message etiquette is kind of lame too though, right?
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Yeah I get that. But you posted your convos up and I responded. Isn't that how it works? And honestly my interest goes about as deep as the minute or so it takes to read your commentary and dish out a few sentences. 

I'm not talking etiquette though, I'm talking content. To me it seems like calling me lame is distraction tactic number one. Reducing my comments to "Facebook and text etiquette" is distraction number two. You dodged my comments all together.

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Okay well I'll address your questions. No I don't think it was lame, and I'm not embarrassed by what I say or do. I just keep posting my internet life in here because i think it's pretty funny that anyone actually cares. It kills time reading what people have to say, and I think that's why we all come here in the first place. I enjoy the shit talking.
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You do realize reading, being interested in, and commenting on someone's facebook and text message etiquette is kind of lame too though, right?
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Yeah I get that. But you posted your convos up and I responded. Isn't that how it works? And honestly my interest goes about as deep as the minute or so it takes to read your commentary and dish out a few sentences. 

I'm not talking etiquette though, I'm talking content. To me it seems like calling me lame is distraction tactic number one. Reducing my comments to "Facebook and text etiquette" is distraction number two. You dodged my comments all together.


Okay well I'll address your questions. No I don't think it was lame, and I'm not embarrassed by what I say or do. I just keep posting my internet life in here because i think it's pretty funny that anyone actually cares. It kills time reading what people have to say, and I think that's why we all come here in the first place. I enjoy the shit talking.
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You do realize reading, being interested in, and commenting on someone's facebook and text message etiquette is kind of lame too though, right?
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Yeah I get that. But you posted your convos up and I responded. Isn't that how it works? And honestly my interest goes about as deep as the minute or so it takes to read your commentary and dish out a few sentences. 

I'm not talking etiquette though, I'm talking content. To me it seems like calling me lame is distraction tactic number one. Reducing my comments to "Facebook and text etiquette" is distraction number two. You dodged my comments all together.


Okay well I'll address your questions. No I don't think it was lame, and I'm not embarrassed by what I say or do. I just keep posting my internet life in here because i think it's pretty funny that anyone actually cares. It kills time reading what people have to say, and I think that's why we all come here in the first place. I enjoy the shit talking.
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You do realize reading, being interested in, and commenting on someone's facebook and text message etiquette is kind of lame too though, right?
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Yeah I get that. But you posted your convos up and I responded. Isn't that how it works? And honestly my interest goes about as deep as the minute or so it takes to read your commentary and dish out a few sentences. 

I'm not talking etiquette though, I'm talking content. To me it seems like calling me lame is distraction tactic number one. Reducing my comments to "Facebook and text etiquette" is distraction number two. You dodged my comments all together.


Okay well I'll address your questions. No I don't think it was lame, and I'm not embarrassed by what I say or do. I just keep posting my internet life in here because i think it's pretty funny that anyone actually cares. It kills time reading what people have to say, and I think that's why we all come here in the first place. I enjoy the shit talking.
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You do realize reading, being interested in, and commenting on someone's facebook and text message etiquette is kind of lame too though, right?
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Yeah I get that. But you posted your convos up and I responded. Isn't that how it works? And honestly my interest goes about as deep as the minute or so it takes to read your commentary and dish out a few sentences. 

I'm not talking etiquette though, I'm talking content. To me it seems like calling me lame is distraction tactic number one. Reducing my comments to "Facebook and text etiquette" is distraction number two. You dodged my comments all together.


Okay well I'll address your questions. No I don't think it was lame, and I'm not embarrassed by what I say or do. I just keep posting my internet life in here because i think it's pretty funny that anyone actually cares. It kills time reading what people have to say, and I think that's why we all come here in the first place. I enjoy the shit talking.
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You do realize reading, being interested in, and commenting on someone's facebook and text message etiquette is kind of lame too though, right?
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Yeah I get that. But you posted your convos up and I responded. Isn't that how it works? And honestly my interest goes about as deep as the minute or so it takes to read your commentary and dish out a few sentences. 

I'm not talking etiquette though, I'm talking content. To me it seems like calling me lame is distraction tactic number one. Reducing my comments to "Facebook and text etiquette" is distraction number two. You dodged my comments all together.


Okay well I'll address your questions. No I don't think it was lame, and I'm not embarrassed by what I say or do. I just keep posting my internet life in here because i think it's pretty funny that anyone actually cares. It kills time reading what people have to say, and I think that's why we all come here in the first place. I enjoy the shit talking.
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You do realize reading, being interested in, and commenting on someone's facebook and text message etiquette is kind of lame too though, right?
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Yeah I get that. But you posted your convos up and I responded. Isn't that how it works? And honestly my interest goes about as deep as the minute or so it takes to read your commentary and dish out a few sentences. 

I'm not talking etiquette though, I'm talking content. To me it seems like calling me lame is distraction tactic number one. Reducing my comments to "Facebook and text etiquette" is distraction number two. You dodged my comments all together.


Okay well I'll address your questions. No I don't think it was lame, and I'm not embarrassed by what I say or do. I just keep posting my internet life in here because i think it's pretty funny that anyone actually cares. It kills time reading what people have to say, and I think that's why we all come here in the first place. I enjoy the shit talking.
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You do realize reading, being interested in, and commenting on someone's facebook and text message etiquette is kind of lame too though, right?
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Yeah I get that. But you posted your convos up and I responded. Isn't that how it works? And honestly my interest goes about as deep as the minute or so it takes to read your commentary and dish out a few sentences. 

I'm not talking etiquette though, I'm talking content. To me it seems like calling me lame is distraction tactic number one. Reducing my comments to "Facebook and text etiquette" is distraction number two. You dodged my comments all together.


Okay well I'll address your questions. No I don't think it was lame, and I'm not embarrassed by what I say or do. I just keep posting my internet life in here because i think it's pretty funny that anyone actually cares. It kills time reading what people have to say, and I think that's why we all come here in the first place. I enjoy the shit talking.
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You do realize reading, being interested in, and commenting on someone's facebook and text message etiquette is kind of lame too though, right?
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Yeah I get that. But you posted your convos up and I responded. Isn't that how it works? And honestly my interest goes about as deep as the minute or so it takes to read your commentary and dish out a few sentences. 

I'm not talking etiquette though, I'm talking content. To me it seems like calling me lame is distraction tactic number one. Reducing my comments to "Facebook and text etiquette" is distraction number two. You dodged my comments all together.


Okay well I'll address your questions. No I don't think it was lame, and I'm not embarrassed by what I say or do. I just keep posting my internet life in here because i think it's pretty funny that anyone actually cares. It kills time reading what people have to say, and I think that's why we all come here in the first place. I enjoy the shit talking.
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You do realize reading, being interested in, and commenting on someone's facebook and text message etiquette is kind of lame too though, right?
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Yeah I get that. But you posted your convos up and I responded. Isn't that how it works? And honestly my interest goes about as deep as the minute or so it takes to read your commentary and dish out a few sentences. 

I'm not talking etiquette though, I'm talking content. To me it seems like calling me lame is distraction tactic number one. Reducing my comments to "Facebook and text etiquette" is distraction number two. You dodged my comments all together.


Okay well I'll address your questions. No I don't think it was lame, and I'm not embarrassed by what I say or do. I just keep posting my internet life in here because i think it's pretty funny that anyone actually cares. It kills time reading what people have to say, and I think that's why we all come here in the first place. I enjoy the shit talking.
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You do realize reading, being interested in, and commenting on someone's facebook and text message etiquette is kind of lame too though, right?
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Yeah I get that. But you posted your convos up and I responded. Isn't that how it works? And honestly my interest goes about as deep as the minute or so it takes to read your commentary and dish out a few sentences. 

I'm not talking etiquette though, I'm talking content. To me it seems like calling me lame is distraction tactic number one. Reducing my comments to "Facebook and text etiquette" is distraction number two. You dodged my comments all together.


Okay well I'll address your questions. No I don't think it was lame, and I'm not embarrassed by what I say or do. I just keep posting my internet life in here because i think it's pretty funny that anyone actually cares. It kills time reading what people have to say, and I think that's why we all come here in the first place. I enjoy the shit talking.
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Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: LesbianPUNCH on September 03, 2010, 04:21:15 AM
CigaretteBeer, you remind me of a skate homie of mine.  He's always down to flex his intellectual mind, but has absolutely nothing of worth to say.  The internet is a wasteland, and I'm ashamed to be here right now.  I'm sorry I entered this portion of your life.  Good luck with your future endeavors.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: strangefires on September 03, 2010, 06:27:53 AM
hope you have a shit life, bro
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: everypennyfedcar on September 03, 2010, 06:48:53 AM
COPY AND PASTE WAR!
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: CigaretteBeer on September 04, 2010, 12:40:19 AM
hope you have a shit life, bro

I love my penis and stick it inside of women often.

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Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
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Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: strangefires on September 04, 2010, 05:31:04 AM
what makes you think i hate my genitals?
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: LesbianPUNCH on September 04, 2010, 05:37:54 AM
Oh my.  That was informative...and gets me to thinking.

Would the post-surgery clit enable you to orgasm like a woman, or is this more of a "look and feel" thing?  If i were to chop up and mash my genitals inside of me, I'd want guaranteed sensitivity.  I kind of want to try this out for a week, if switching back is possible.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: smokecrack on September 04, 2010, 05:39:02 AM
damn it, cigbeer. i wanted to come check up on you and rawb's romantic escapades and i get this shit. you don't have to drop low blows on strangefires. sometimes it'd be nice as a mature young man to take the high road. oh well. i wonder how rawb's date went tonight?
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: strangefires on September 04, 2010, 05:44:00 AM
Oh my.  That was informative...and gets me to thinking.

Would the post-surgery clit enable you to orgasm like a woman, or is this more of a "look and feel" thing?  If i were to chop up and mash my genitals inside of me, I'd want guaranteed sensitivity.  I kind of want to try this out for a week, if switching back is possible.

In most cases sensitivity remains. FYI those are cheap thai surgeries he posted pics of.
Obviously 'switching back' would not be an option lol
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Prison Wallet on September 04, 2010, 06:53:21 AM
CigBeer remember how I said it makes you look stupid in an argument to refer to yourself as open minded? It looks even worse when you then turn around and pick on someone's gender identify. That's some bigoted shit right there.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: strangefires on September 04, 2010, 08:22:34 AM
yeah it's kind of weird. i dont know why cigbeer decides to pick on me specifically.
i dont really have anything against him. his thread was pretty much out of the blue.
i'm not going to assume i know why he's projecting anger towards me, but i do think
it's quite uncharacteristic of him. i'm not going to say anything else about this or about him.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Wizard Fuck on September 04, 2010, 08:50:17 AM
^I think you care more about him then he does you.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: strangefires on September 04, 2010, 09:37:53 AM
Do
^I think you care more about him then he does you.


do you mean to imply that whoever cares least is 'the winner'?
I love you all!
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: CigaretteBeer on September 04, 2010, 01:14:40 PM
CigBeer remember how I said it makes you look stupid in an argument to refer to yourself as open minded? It looks even worse when you then turn around and pick on someone's gender identify. That's some bigoted shit right there.

I actually have nothing against transgendered people as a whole. I'm not concerned with being politically correct and I think it's fair game to poke fun at someone with a gender identity crises when they tell me they would like me to die, wish me a horrible life, etc... I don't subscribe to the belief that people who live alternative lifestyles should be treated with more sympathy and special treatment. I think all people should be treated based upon their actions.



yeah it's kind of weird. i dont know why cigbeer decides to pick on me specifically.
i dont really have anything against him. his thread was pretty much out of the blue.
i'm not going to assume i know why he's projecting anger towards me, but i do think
it's quite uncharacteristic of him. i'm not going to say anything else about this or about him.


I've already told you. You were the biggest asshole on SLAP that I've ever seen. You never contributed one thing to a thread and just harassed people and told them to "stop posting" incessantly. You had a little "shit list" sig of all the people you hate, including me. Why would you expect to be treated with kindness on a forum that is already extremely negative and hateful when you acted in the same exact way, but without humor or wit?

Here's the deal. If you draw me a picture of a dolphin smoking a cigar with a world bubble that says "I'm sorry for being a horrible human being cigbeer" I will never post another negative thing about you.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: CigaretteBeer on September 04, 2010, 01:25:09 PM
CigBeer remember how I said it makes you look stupid in an argument to refer to yourself as open minded? It looks even worse when you then turn around and pick on someone's gender identify. That's some bigoted shit right there.

Also being open minded has nothing to do with following a set of rules set out by society or any other group of people. You think by me breaking the rules of politically correct internet conduct I'm now a bigot? I have nothing against people who want to take growth hormones to grow tits and lob off their dicks. I honestly do not care what other people do to pursue their own happiness if it's not harming others.


o?pen-mind?ed (pn-mndd)
adj.
Receptive to new and different ideas or the opinions of others. See Synonyms
1.   open-minded - ready to entertain new ideas; "an open-minded curiosity"; "open-minded impartiality"
broad-minded - inclined to respect views and beliefs that differ from your own; "a judge who is broad-minded but even-handed"

bigot [ˈbɪgət]
n
a person who is intolerant of any ideas other than his or her own, esp on religion, politics, or race

Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: strangefires on September 04, 2010, 02:10:28 PM
HAHAHA you're still mad about when i posted as mizzark? dude. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahhaha

U MAD

U MAD

U MAD

U MAD
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: strangefires on September 04, 2010, 02:13:58 PM
you are a little pussy ass bitch. im sooooo glad that my ridiculous posting sprees hurt you so much
that you're bitter to this day. godamn you're a bitch. hahahahahahahhahahaha
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Schteven on September 04, 2010, 02:15:17 PM
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CigBeer remember how I said it makes you look stupid in an argument to refer to yourself as open minded? It looks even worse when you then turn around and pick on someone's gender identify. That's some bigoted shit right there.
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Also being open minded has nothing to do with following a set of rules set out by society or any other group of people. You think by me breaking the rules of politically correct internet conduct I'm now a bigot? I have nothing against people who want to take growth hormones to grow tits and lob off their dicks. I honestly do not care what other people do to pursue their own happiness if it's not harming others.


o?pen-mind?ed (pn-mndd)
adj.
Receptive to new and different ideas or the opinions of others. See Synonyms
1.   open-minded - ready to entertain new ideas; "an open-minded curiosity"; "open-minded impartiality"
broad-minded - inclined to respect views and beliefs that differ from your own; "a judge who is broad-minded but even-handed"

bigot [ˈbɪgət]
n
a person who is intolerant of any ideas other than his or her own, esp on religion, politics, or race



So trying to prove in an argument you're right by saying you're open minded is impossible...
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: CigaretteBeer on September 04, 2010, 02:19:47 PM
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CigBeer remember how I said it makes you look stupid in an argument to refer to yourself as open minded? It looks even worse when you then turn around and pick on someone's gender identify. That's some bigoted shit right there.
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Also being open minded has nothing to do with following a set of rules set out by society or any other group of people. You think by me breaking the rules of politically correct internet conduct I'm now a bigot? I have nothing against people who want to take growth hormones to grow tits and lob off their dicks. I honestly do not care what other people do to pursue their own happiness if it's not harming others.


o?pen-mind?ed (pn-mndd)
adj.
Receptive to new and different ideas or the opinions of others. See Synonyms
1.   open-minded - ready to entertain new ideas; "an open-minded curiosity"; "open-minded impartiality"
broad-minded - inclined to respect views and beliefs that differ from your own; "a judge who is broad-minded but even-handed"

bigot [ˈbɪgət]
n
a person who is intolerant of any ideas other than his or her own, esp on religion, politics, or race


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So trying to prove in an argument you're right by saying you're open minded is impossible...

Please explain why this is impossible, rather than make a meaningless statement.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: strangefires on September 04, 2010, 02:21:57 PM
I don't care to make ammends with you now, cigbeer. you're a fucking kook.
What you have said in this thread is unredeemable.

ps still fucking lolling
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: CigaretteBeer on September 04, 2010, 02:27:39 PM
you are a little pussy ass bitch. im sooooo glad that my ridiculous posting sprees hurt you so much
that you're bitter to this day. godamn you're a bitch. hahahahahahahhahahaha

I'm a "pussy" and a "bitch" when you are the one trying to transform into a fake female? You need to get a new set of insults if you're going to be a tranny. It would take a lot more than the idiocy and name calling you do to actually hurt my feelings. Annoying to me, like you still are? Definitely.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Schteven on September 04, 2010, 02:28:02 PM
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CigBeer remember how I said it makes you look stupid in an argument to refer to yourself as open minded? It looks even worse when you then turn around and pick on someone's gender identify. That's some bigoted shit right there.
[close]

Also being open minded has nothing to do with following a set of rules set out by society or any other group of people. You think by me breaking the rules of politically correct internet conduct I'm now a bigot? I have nothing against people who want to take growth hormones to grow tits and lob off their dicks. I honestly do not care what other people do to pursue their own happiness if it's not harming others.


o?pen-mind?ed (pn-mndd)
adj.
Receptive to new and different ideas or the opinions of others. See Synonyms
1.   open-minded - ready to entertain new ideas; "an open-minded curiosity"; "open-minded impartiality"
broad-minded - inclined to respect views and beliefs that differ from your own; "a judge who is broad-minded but even-handed"

bigot [ˈbɪgət]
n
a person who is intolerant of any ideas other than his or her own, esp on religion, politics, or race


[close]

So trying to prove in an argument you're right by saying you're open minded is impossible...
[close]

Please explain why this is impossible, rather than make a meaningless statement.

Proving you're right is kind of like the opposite of being open-minded, and accepting other views.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Prison Wallet on September 04, 2010, 02:32:29 PM
Hahaha you're seriously playing the political correctness card for all those demeaning comments towards gender identity? I guess in my mind that's always been a conservative tactic.

Alright CigBeer, you got me... Keep calling yourself open minded and picking on people's gender identity. It's a good look. And keep backing up those claims of being well informed with some cut and pasted definitions.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: strangefires on September 04, 2010, 02:34:35 PM
comment on gender stuff all you want, it's really entertaining to see you brooding over
some shit i posted 4-5 years ago. do you cry about it? do you have nightmares?

' oh no mizzark is gonna put me on the shitlist oh no '

LMAO
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: CigaretteBeer on September 04, 2010, 02:40:51 PM
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CigBeer remember how I said it makes you look stupid in an argument to refer to yourself as open minded? It looks even worse when you then turn around and pick on someone's gender identify. That's some bigoted shit right there.
[close]

Also being open minded has nothing to do with following a set of rules set out by society or any other group of people. You think by me breaking the rules of politically correct internet conduct I'm now a bigot? I have nothing against people who want to take growth hormones to grow tits and lob off their dicks. I honestly do not care what other people do to pursue their own happiness if it's not harming others.


o?pen-mind?ed (pn-mndd)
adj.
Receptive to new and different ideas or the opinions of others. See Synonyms
1.   open-minded - ready to entertain new ideas; "an open-minded curiosity"; "open-minded impartiality"
broad-minded - inclined to respect views and beliefs that differ from your own; "a judge who is broad-minded but even-handed"

bigot [ˈbɪgət]
n
a person who is intolerant of any ideas other than his or her own, esp on religion, politics, or race


[close]

So trying to prove in an argument you're right by saying you're open minded is impossible...
[close]

Please explain why this is impossible, rather than make a meaningless statement.
[close]

Proving you're right is kind of like the opposite of being open-minded, and accepting other views.

I don't really don't want to insult you, but my god you're a fucking idiot. Being opened minded does not mean you have to accept every single persons beliefs. If by accept you mean tolerate, then yes you should do that to a certain degree. If someone says they believe in magic elves that live in the clouds, is it my duty as an open minded individual to accept what they say is truth and not challenge their beliefs and ask for evidence to back their claims? Proving a point you believe in does not mean you're close minded unless you are not open or tolerant to new ideas. If people didn't believe in things at least on some level humanity would not get very far. If somebody accuses me of being a certain way and I disagree and give them my side of the argument how is that close minded? I'm not really sure what else to say to such a stupid response.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: strangefires on September 04, 2010, 02:43:00 PM
U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: CigaretteBeer on September 04, 2010, 02:53:05 PM
Hahaha you're seriously playing the political correctness card for all those demeaning comments towards gender identity? I guess in my mind that's always been a conservative tactic.

Alright CigBeer, you got me... Keep calling yourself open minded and picking on people's gender identity. It's a good look. And keep backing up those claims of being well informed with some cut and pasted definitions.

I'm not playing any card. I just simply do not feel I'm wrong and that poking fun at someone's gender identity is off limits. If you think I'm a dick and it's wrong I can live with that. We simply do not agree.

Again with the open minded remarks. I simply use those words because that is the way I form my opinions. There is nothing in the definition of being open minded about humor boundaries. Yeah, and sorry about the copy and paste. I've just been having a hard time memorizing definitions from the dictionary.




comment on gender stuff all you want, it's really entertaining to see you brooding over
some shit i posted 4-5 years ago. do you cry about it? do you have nightmares?

' oh no mizzark is gonna put me on the shitlist oh no '

LMAO

No, you're putting far too much self importance on yourself, or just pretending to do this to try and switch things so it looks like you're the one with the upper hand and I'm actually hurt. I simply think you're an annoyance. Someone brought up how you were going through things to change your sex and I thought it would be interesting and funny to post a topic about it because you acted very arrogant and rude on here, but really you were just bummed you had a cock all along.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: strangefires on September 04, 2010, 03:03:13 PM
you're an impressive human being, cigbeer. an impressive human being, indeed.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Schteven on September 04, 2010, 03:08:39 PM
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I don't really don't want to insult you, but my god you're a fucking idiot. Being opened minded does not mean you have to accept every single persons beliefs. If by accept you mean tolerate, then yes you should do that to a certain degree. If someone says they believe in magic elves that live in the clouds, is it my duty as an open minded individual to accept what they say is truth and not challenge their beliefs and ask for evidence to back their claims? Proving a point you believe in does not mean you're close minded unless you are not open or tolerant to new ideas. If people didn't believe in things at least on some level humanity would not get very far. If somebody accuses me of being a certain way and I disagree and give them my side of the argument how is that close minded? I'm not really sure what else to say to such a stupid response.

K, that makes sense. You win.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: smokecrack on September 04, 2010, 03:08:57 PM
i don't get how someone as kooky as cigbeer (who's stuck in a time machine/doesn't skate) has such a high rep, but the true renegades like cotg, rawb, gips and tate have such low ones? whoever's behind the slap pal grading system is fuckin up big time. the gatekeepers need to be revaluated. the power is in the wrong hands! no one set of pals should have all that power!
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: strangefires on September 04, 2010, 03:14:01 PM
rep is for fags. do away with it, and i guaruntee the entire forum dynamic changes
immensely.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Prison Wallet on September 04, 2010, 03:20:15 PM
I'm not playing any card. I just simply do not feel I'm wrong and that poking fun at someone's gender identity is off limits. If you think I'm a dick and it's wrong I can live with that. We simply do not agree.

You played that card like fucking Bill O'Riley... "I'm not bigoted, I just don't subscribe to political correctness." It's small minded and cliche.

You keep hammering Strangefires on her gender identity and her genitals, not what she says or does. That's some jock shit right there. And "Mizzark was mean to me" doesn't mean shit. It's no excuse for you to act like a bigot.

And I don't think your dick as much as I think your just corny and hypocritical.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: smokecrack on September 04, 2010, 03:31:51 PM
rep is for fags. do away with it, and i guaruntee the entire forum dynamic changes
immensely.

wait, you mean to tell me people hold back what they truly feel so they won't get kooked? slappers on here post stuff, then quickly delete it in fear of a backlash? why, god why?!?!

(cigbeer, just let it go man. it's not about being pc or winning an argument, it's about being a dick. tell us how your your facebook sexcapades are going so we can all move on.)

edit: i just got kooked for talking about kooking. it makes me feel sexy, but then i get bummed when i realize my kook rep will never be as kooktastic as cotg or rawb's.  :(
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Fine Young Cannibal on September 04, 2010, 03:34:48 PM
So much estrogen packed into one thread.  Astounding.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: CigaretteBeer on September 04, 2010, 03:53:38 PM
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I'm not playing any card. I just simply do not feel I'm wrong and that poking fun at someone's gender identity is off limits. If you think I'm a dick and it's wrong I can live with that. We simply do not agree.
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You played that card like fucking Bill O'Riley... "I'm not bigoted, I just don't subscribe to political correctness." It's small minded and cliche.

You keep hammering Strangefires on her gender identity and her genitals, not what she says or does. That's some jock shit right there. And "Mizzark was mean to me" doesn't mean shit. It's no excuse for you to act like a bigot.

And I don't think your dick as much as I think your just corny and hypocritical.

If Bill O'Riley actually meant that and lived by his words that wouldn't be such a hypocritical quote. The difference is that he is a close minded right wing conservative, with horrible agendas that cater to the rich and christian ethics. Not to mention the fact that he's the poster boy for the biggest conservative propaganda network in the world.

Yes I am aware of the fact that I am making low blows to Strangefires and I am not even slightly sorry for it. And he still has a cock so I don't think you can call him a she yet. You obviously think it's important to be politically correct on the internet and to employ some sort of sensitivity when making insults to trannys, I do not. Like I've said, I have nothing against transgendered humans, gays, etc... There is a difference between taking jabs at someone you don't like on a forum and actually following through with bigot actions. I am pressing his buttons with something he's sensitive to and enjoying the offended responses.

i don't get how someone as kooky as cigbeer (who's stuck in a time machine/doesn't skate) has such a high rep, but the true renegades like cotg, rawb, gips and tate have such low ones? whoever's behind the slap pal grading system is fuckin up big time. the gatekeepers need to be revaluated. the power is in the wrong hands! no one set of pals should have all that power!

Not sure why you don't think I skate, but okay. Basically the rep system is a joke that people care about but don't want to admit that the kooks hurt their pride and the gnars give them a feeling of acceptance and worthiness. Generally if you're funny and say awesome things you get gnars. People with dumb ass opinions that are annoyances like the gipper and cotg recieve lots of kooks because they annoy the majority of the 200 plus people with the kooking/ gnar ability. Rawb is awesome in my opinion but I believe it was BB who gave him the majority of the kooks. Also some people with a lot of time on their hands form these "kook squads". They make a list of their SLAP enemies and band together for a kook crusade. As for you smokecrack, your rep is getting low because you're a dumb ass, annoying, and you're not capable of making a post that is worth the time it takes to read it.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: smokecrack on September 04, 2010, 04:04:26 PM
i don't get how someone as kooky as cigbeer (who's stuck in a time machine/doesn't skate) has such a high rep, but the true renegades like cotg, rawb, gips and tate have such low ones? whoever's behind the slap pal grading system is fuckin up big time. the gatekeepers need to be revaluated. the power is in the wrong hands! no one set of pals should have all that power!

Not sure why you don't think I skate, but okay. Basically the rep system is a joke that people care about but don't want to admit that the kooks hurt their pride and the gnars give them a feeling of acceptance and worthiness. Generally if you're funny and say awesome things you get gnars. People with dumb ass opinions that are annoyances like the gipper and cotg recieve lots of kooks because they annoy the majority of the 200 plus people with the kooking/ gnar ability. Rawb is awesome in my opinion but I believe it was BB who gave him the majority of the kooks. Also some people with a lot of time on their hands form these "kook squads". They make a list of their SLAP enemies and band together for a kook crusade. As for you smokecrack, your rep is getting low because you're a dumb ass, annoying, and you're not capable of making a post that is worth the time it takes to read it.
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the only reason i thought you didn't skate was because people on here have stated that you didn't skate and you never said anything about it. the kook crusade shit's pretty funny though. the main reason my rep started dropping like crazy is cuz i admitted i threw kitties when i was a tween and all the animal lovers kooked me to death after that. i don't care about my rep and i don't care enough to try to post meaningful, worthy responses just to satisfy people/boost my rep. people post regular shit on here all the time and as far as i thought, anything goes. it's a message board, so i don't take it that seriously. i do love that people like you, gipper, 5 inch, etc. are so quick to bash/insult people. i don't think i've ever called someone an idiot or a fag or a dumbass. i don't conduct myself like that in real life, so im not gonna act like that on here. if that or having long, drawn out conversations with christians gets your rocks off, then that's cool. whatever makes you feel better about yourself.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: CigaretteBeer on September 04, 2010, 04:11:17 PM
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rep is for fags. do away with it, and i guaruntee the entire forum dynamic changes
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wait, you mean to tell me people hold back what they truly feel so they won't get kooked? slappers on here post stuff, then quickly delete it in fear of a backlash? why, god why?!?!

(cigbeer, just let it go man. it's not about being pc or winning an argument, it's about being a dick. tell us how your your facebook sexcapades are going so we can all move on.)

edit: i just got kooked for talking about kooking. it makes me feel sexy, but then i get bummed when i realize my kook rep will never be as kooktastic as cotg or rawb's.  :(

Well this girl I have talked to online for a couple years is from Romania and she's pretty cool. She's a pastry chef and she is pretty funny. I've never been to Arizona and I've always wanted to check it out and take peyote there. It's kind of a cheesy fantasy I suppose. But this girl lives there and wants to hang out and I think she's pretty. Even if she turns out to be ugly it will be a successful trip, so I might do that soon.

(http://i54.tinypic.com/34ns2ux.jpg)
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: smokecrack on September 04, 2010, 04:21:54 PM
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rep is for fags. do away with it, and i guaruntee the entire forum dynamic changes
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wait, you mean to tell me people hold back what they truly feel so they won't get kooked? slappers on here post stuff, then quickly delete it in fear of a backlash? why, god why?!?!

(cigbeer, just let it go man. it's not about being pc or winning an argument, it's about being a dick. tell us how your your facebook sexcapades are going so we can all move on.)

edit: i just got kooked for talking about kooking. it makes me feel sexy, but then i get bummed when i realize my kook rep will never be as kooktastic as cotg or rawb's.  :(
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Well this girl I have talked to online for a couple years is from Romania and she's pretty cool. She's a pastry chef and she is pretty funny. I've never been to Arizona and I've always wanted to check it out and take peyote there. It's kind of a cheesy fantasy I suppose. But this girl lives there and wants to hang out and I think she's pretty. Even if she turns out to be ugly it will be a successful trip, so I might do that soon.

(http://i54.tinypic.com/34ns2ux.jpg)

see, there we fucking go. i like that you've moved on from that crazy blonde and you're out playing the field. the furthest i got with psychedelics was shrooms and i always wanted to try peyote, dmt, absynthe or ayahuasca. i don't know why, but i've been scared about lsd since i read that there's really none left or something like that. 2 quick questions: do you have experience with the drugs i just listed and what happened with that rocker chick with the amps?

(and this one seems cool. i'd go for this one if i were you, but you know them personally, so that's obviously a big factor)
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: CigaretteBeer on September 04, 2010, 04:35:04 PM
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rep is for fags. do away with it, and i guaruntee the entire forum dynamic changes
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wait, you mean to tell me people hold back what they truly feel so they won't get kooked? slappers on here post stuff, then quickly delete it in fear of a backlash? why, god why?!?!

(cigbeer, just let it go man. it's not about being pc or winning an argument, it's about being a dick. tell us how your your facebook sexcapades are going so we can all move on.)

edit: i just got kooked for talking about kooking. it makes me feel sexy, but then i get bummed when i realize my kook rep will never be as kooktastic as cotg or rawb's.  :(
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Well this girl I have talked to online for a couple years is from Romania and she's pretty cool. She's a pastry chef and she is pretty funny. I've never been to Arizona and I've always wanted to check it out and take peyote there. It's kind of a cheesy fantasy I suppose. But this girl lives there and wants to hang out and I think she's pretty. Even if she turns out to be ugly it will be a successful trip, so I might do that soon.

(http://i54.tinypic.com/34ns2ux.jpg)
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see, there we fucking go. i like that you've moved on from that crazy blonde and you're out playing the field. the furthest i got with psychedelics was shrooms and i always wanted to try peyote, dmt, absynthe or ayahuasca. i don't know why, but i've been scared about lsd since i read that there's really none left or something like that. 2 quick questions: do you have experience with the drugs i just listed and what happened with that rocker chick with the amps?

(and this one seems cool. i'd go for this one if i were you, but you know them personally, so that's obviously a big factor)

Yes I am a much happier man now that I kicked that horrid chick out. I've done shrooms, salvia and I've drank absinthe and of course marijuana. None of them gave me what I expected from a truly psychedelic experience (absinthe wasn't psychedelic at all). My friend Katharine says she has a good batch of DMT and is giving it to me next week. There is a very interesting book called DMT:The Spirit Molecule by Rick Strassman. I'd check that out if you're interested in psychedelics and getting to different levels of consciousness. I've only been interested in psychedelics the past couple years, so I've still got a lot of stuff to try. From what I've read and the the little experience I have with them they seem like they can be very beneficial and I guess help lead me to whatever it is everyone is searching for. That blonde chick I dated claims she can get real LSD from Portland but I'm skeptical. I'd have to know it's the real deal when it comes to that. And me and the girl with the amps have just been talking and getting to know each other I guess. Online relationships are pretty funny and I feel stupid about it, but it is an insanely easy way to have sex with lots of women.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: strangefires on September 04, 2010, 04:35:40 PM
So much estrogen packed into one thread.  Astounding.

haha no fucking kidding
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Prison Wallet on September 04, 2010, 05:48:06 PM
You obviously think it's important to be politically correct on the internet and to employ some sort of sensitivity when making insults to trannys, I do not. Like I've said, I have nothing against transgendered humans, gays, etc... There is a difference between taking jabs at someone you don't like on a forum and actually following through with bigot actions. I am pressing his buttons with something he's sensitive to and enjoying the offended responses.
You're so full of shit... You're like the stoner in high school who thinks he's a fucking philosopher.

I'm not being PC. I figure from all the pictures and shit you've posted, Strangefires identifies as a female, hence the her reference. Unlike you I could give a fuck either way and will refer to Strangefires however Strangefires see herself/himself without talking shit.

Following through with bigoted actions? Typing words is an action dumbfuck. So what, do racist words and symbols typed on the internet not count either? You're picking on a person society doesn't know what to do with because they don't fit a certain mold. It's bigoted and fucking weak to dog pile on Strangefires for that.

And as for your humor, I'm sure Bill O'Riley thinks you're fucking hilarious. Fuck political correctness, right?
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: David on September 04, 2010, 05:57:46 PM
DMT... Machine Elves...
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: CigaretteBeer on September 04, 2010, 09:40:41 PM
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You obviously think it's important to be politically correct on the internet and to employ some sort of sensitivity when making insults to trannys, I do not. Like I've said, I have nothing against transgendered humans, gays, etc... There is a difference between taking jabs at someone you don't like on a forum and actually following through with bigot actions. I am pressing his buttons with something he's sensitive to and enjoying the offended responses.
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You're so full of shit... You're like the stoner in high school who thinks he's a fucking philosopher.

I'm not being PC. I figure from all the pictures and shit you've posted, Strangefires identifies as a female, hence the her reference. Unlike you I could give a fuck either way and will refer to Strangefires however Strangefires see herself/himself without talking shit.

Following through with bigoted actions? Typing words is an action dumbfuck. So what, do racist words and symbols typed on the internet not count either? You're picking on a person society doesn't know what to do with because they don't fit a certain mold. It's bigoted and fucking weak to dog pile on Strangefires for that.

And as for your humor, I'm sure Bill O'Riley thinks you're fucking hilarious. Fuck political correctness, right?


No man. I'm way more philosophic than that guy is and I smoke opium.

If you're going to assign yourself head of the bigot police on slap and tell people typing things is the same as taking an action against someone, you better get to work in the numerous threads filled with homophobic remarks and intolerance. That is absurd to equate my shit talking to someone who is a huge asshole as the same behavior as racists who legitimately hate groups of people for absolutely no reason. I guess we can go in circles, but what I've said is not bigoted. Here's another copy and paste for you because you seem to have a hard time retaining information: "big?ot?ed   [big-uh-tid]utterly intolerant of any creed, belief, or opinion that differs from one's own." What I've said could be labeled as offensive humor, and perhaps mean, but I am by no means even close to a bigot.

Also since you respect strangefires wish to be identified as a female when he is clearly not one, I too would like you to respect me and refer to me as an ocelot. Because deep down since I can remember I've always felt like an ocelot, not a male human being.

(http://i53.tinypic.com/257q0hy.jpg)


Are you by any chance a transgendered person?
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Prison Wallet on September 04, 2010, 10:27:57 PM
So what if I was transgendered, would you create a thread about it, talk shit, and post pictures? I could be transgendered and you'd still come off as an idiot.

I'm not the bigot police, it's just corny to call yourself open minded then bash something out of someone's control. Actually it's just corny period to argue with someone and call yourself open minded.

The funny thing is you keep pasting definitions of bigot and you fit the role every time. You bash the shit out of Strangefires because her understanding of gender identity is different than yours. You're intolerant of her gender identity/sexuality.

Oh wait, no, you're just so open minded you don't give a fuck about being PC, hahahaha.

And the animal coment, hahahahaha, way to show your true colors. Take a complex psycho-social phenomenon and reduce it to something absurd. I get it, you think anyone who struggles with gender identity is full of shit. You sound like a homophobe reducing gay marriage to marriage between humans and animals.

With your taste for opiates you're like a hipster Rush Limbaugh.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Bruh Man on September 04, 2010, 10:31:10 PM
Well this girl I have talked to online for a couple years is from Romania and she's pretty cool. She's a pastry chef and she is pretty funny. I've never been to Arizona and I've always wanted to check it out and take peyote there. It's kind of a cheesy fantasy I suppose. But this girl lives there and wants to hang out and I think she's pretty. Even if she turns out to be ugly it will be a successful trip, so I might do that soon.

(http://i54.tinypic.com/34ns2ux.jpg)
Pastry chef, sense of humor, fine looks, and peyote? Is it too good to be true?

The only opium I come across around here is definitely straight outta the back pages of High Times. One day I will find some, one day.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: CigaretteBeer on September 04, 2010, 11:18:44 PM
So what if I was transgendered, would you create a thread about it, talk shit, and post pictures? I could be transgendered and you'd still come off as an idiot.

I'm not the bigot police, it's just corny to call yourself open minded then bash something out of someone's control. Actually it's just corny period to argue with someone and call yourself open minded.

The funny thing is you keep pasting definitions of bigot and you fit the role every time. You bash the shit out of Strangefires because her understanding of gender identity is different than yours. You're intolerant of her gender identity/sexuality.

Oh wait, no, you're just so open minded you don't give a fuck about being PC, hahahaha.

And the animal coment, hahahahaha, way to show your true colors. Take a complex psycho-social phenomenon and reduce it to something absurd. I get it, you think anyone who struggles with gender identity is full of shit. You sound like a homophobe reducing gay marriage to marriage between humans and animals.

With your taste for opiates you're like a hipster Rush Limbaugh.

You know, I'm going to have to just admit it. I fucking hate transgendered people with a passion. You saw through me and exposed my true colors to the SLAP community. Now I'll be honest. Deep down I want to change. I want to change! The hatred I have for transexuals is eating away at my soul. Do you know of any tranny sensitivity meetings I could attend? Some therapeutic books perhaps? You are completely right to compare me to these right wing nut jobs. I was not making fun of him for being a shitty person, I was making fun of him because I hate people that aren't like me. I really would like you to respect my wishes and call me Mr. Ocelot for now on though. My ocelot identity is just as important to me as strangefires brand new boobies and inverted cock is to him. Don't be intolerant like me

(http://i51.tinypic.com/ra5l7d.jpg)

David Bowie: Queen Bitch (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbDbQc3QdXU#)





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Well this girl I have talked to online for a couple years is from Romania and she's pretty cool. She's a pastry chef and she is pretty funny. I've never been to Arizona and I've always wanted to check it out and take peyote there. It's kind of a cheesy fantasy I suppose. But this girl lives there and wants to hang out and I think she's pretty. Even if she turns out to be ugly it will be a successful trip, so I might do that soon.

(http://i54.tinypic.com/34ns2ux.jpg)
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Pastry chef, sense of humor, fine looks, and peyote? Is it too good to be true?

The only opium I come across around here is definitely straight outta the back pages of High Times. One day I will find some, one day.

It does seem like it would be a rather enjoyable time.

Yeah it's kind of hard to come across opium these days. Don't be fooled and end up smoking heroin. You can actually order poppy pods online for a pretty cheap price and make a lovely opium tea. http://poppypodworld.com/store/index.php?route=product/product&product_id=60 (http://poppypodworld.com/store/index.php?route=product/product&product_id=60)

Careful though, because use of opiates can lead to hatred of transexuals, bigotry and close mindedness.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: few123456789 on September 05, 2010, 12:14:05 AM
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rep is for fags. do away with it, and i guaruntee the entire forum dynamic changes
immensely.
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wait, you mean to tell me people hold back what they truly feel so they won't get kooked? slappers on here post stuff, then quickly delete it in fear of a backlash? why, god why?!?!

(cigbeer, just let it go man. it's not about being pc or winning an argument, it's about being a dick. tell us how your your facebook sexcapades are going so we can all move on.)

edit: i just got kooked for talking about kooking. it makes me feel sexy, but then i get bummed when i realize my kook rep will never be as kooktastic as cotg or rawb's.  :(

I think most people don't pay attention except for the kookers/gnarers.  I get kooked for saying things half the time that are completely non-controversial.  It sort of makes me laugh someone took the time to kook me.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: LesbianPUNCH on September 05, 2010, 02:53:38 AM
People are filled with so much hate.  This shit is unbelievable.  Although, my account name is lesbianPUNCH, and I stand by that.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Prison Wallet on September 05, 2010, 07:38:06 AM
You know, I'm going to have to just admit it. I fucking hate transgendered people with a passion. You saw through me and exposed my true colors to the SLAP community. Now I'll be honest. Deep down I want to change. I want to change! The hatred I have for transexuals is eating away at my soul. Do you know of any tranny sensitivity meetings I could attend? Some therapeutic books perhaps? You are completely right to compare me to these right wing nut jobs. I was not making fun of him for being a shitty person, I was making fun of him because I hate people that aren't like me. I really would like you to respect my wishes and call me Mr. Ocelot for now on though. My ocelot identity is just as important to me as strangefires brand new boobies and inverted cock is to him.

I'm not saying you hate transgendered people, I'm just saying the way you kept hammering Strangefires was bigoted, which is funny to me after you posted an e-chat with some Christian girl you like to debate with where you call your self open minded.

And I'm not calling you a right wing nut job, I'm calling you a corny dude who calls himself well informed and open minded and turns around and plays the "I just don't prescribe to PC" card to mask mean intolerance. And then makes a mockery of someone's sexual identity by picking a random animal you like as some persona. Like Strangefires woke up one morning and chose her identity for fun. That mindset is patronizing and is exactly the sentiment of the right and those closed minded Christians you like to debate with.

Being opening minded is about being reflective and empathetic. Doing opiates has nothing to do with that. That shit's about poor judgement, fucking up your liver, constipation, and fucking up the relationships around you.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Bruh Man on September 05, 2010, 09:18:21 AM
Yeah it's kind of hard to come across opium these days. Don't be fooled and end up smoking heroin. You can actually order poppy pods online for a pretty cheap price and make a lovely opium tea. http://poppypodworld.com/store/index.php?route=product/product&product_id=60 (http://poppypodworld.com/store/index.php?route=product/product&product_id=60)
Oh boy, opium tea? Will be trying this shortly. Tea in general is awesome.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Mullet Man on September 05, 2010, 10:06:16 AM
I just stopped by to say HAHA, U MAD!

I love it. And I truly understand. Dudes on here are pissy about shit I said five years ago, can pull up every thread I've ever posted (which proves MY point), and I can't even tell any of you fuckers apart!

Such an endless and consistent source of unintentional comedy, I swear there's nothing like it.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Skwisgaar Skwigelf on September 05, 2010, 10:10:56 AM
I just stopped by to say HAHA, U MAD!

I love it. And I truly understand. Dudes on here are pissy about shit I said five years ago, can pull up every thread I've ever posted (which proves MY point), and I can't even tell any of you fuckers apart!

Such an endless and consistent source of unintentional comedy, I swear there's nothing like it.
Whoa, if Mullet Man = Strangefires... then Strangefires > CigBeer.
I always thought Mullet was some other dude. You make some pretty kickass posts, my friend.
(At least as Mullet Man. I'm assuming you made some bad posts in the past but we all have our douche moments. I'm not going to be a hypocrite and say I haven't  ::))
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: frank on September 05, 2010, 10:14:32 AM
this is funny but i have zero idea of whats going on. tranny? on the slap boards? no way!
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: CigaretteBeer on September 05, 2010, 12:33:36 PM
The Beatles - Across The Universe (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCKANiM9tUM#)

Pools of sorrow waves of joy
are drifting thorough my open mind
Possessing and caressing me


"I think it's a lot of hype. I like ``Honky Tonk Women,'' but I think Mick's a joke with all that fag dancing"-John Lennon


He took great pleasure in hounding the group?s manager, Brian Epstein, who in spite of his success in making the Beatles the biggest band in the world was always reminded by Lennon that to him he was nothing more than a ?queer Jew.?

http://playwrighter.blogspot.com/2008/12/john-lesson-was-closet-homophobe.html (http://playwrighter.blogspot.com/2008/12/john-lesson-was-closet-homophobe.html)
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: David on September 05, 2010, 12:42:55 PM
(http://madamepickwickartblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/corso5.jpg)
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Wizard Fuck on September 05, 2010, 01:07:25 PM
I just stopped by to say HAHA, U MAD!

I love it. And I truly understand. Dudes on here are pissy about shit I said five years ago, can pull up every thread I've ever posted (which proves MY point), and I can't even tell any of you fuckers apart!

Such an endless and consistent source of unintentional comedy, I swear there's nothing like it.

Make another post about how SLAP is wearing flannels and half cabs you'll look so "against the grain".
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: nice weather on September 05, 2010, 01:18:04 PM
here's a picture I drew for Slap Pals 2 picturing what I thought Mizzark looked like.

(http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/76/img000100.jpg)
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: chuck d on September 05, 2010, 01:23:10 PM
You sound like a homophobe 

rep is for fags.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Laban Fetus on September 05, 2010, 01:31:32 PM
Strangefires is in fact a female who has an interest in skateboarding for some weird reason. Picture of her on tinychat
(http://i56.tinypic.com/148fy2s.jpg)
her name is Hillary and people suspect that she has a penis due to her male-like physique
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: ahl33 on September 05, 2010, 01:36:34 PM
Timothy, I will always love you.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: smokecrack on September 05, 2010, 03:47:01 PM
i guess strangefires used to be mizzark. she's fucking sick still and this footage she recently posted got me stoked

Strange Fires (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLUcbaPTPg8#ws)
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Alan on September 05, 2010, 04:08:09 PM
The whole Mizzark/Hilary story is either an elaborate fake internet persona or real. Either way, I'm weirded out.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Laban Fetus on September 05, 2010, 04:27:09 PM
I feel bad for outing her because that footage is pretty sick. Sorry Hillary... your switch krooks are very nice
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Skwisgaar Skwigelf on September 05, 2010, 04:34:49 PM
Now I'm just confused. Was strangefires born as a female this whole time or is a transexual?
Now I'm seeing the name Hillary thrown out and I'm a little confused now. Plus that picture that was posted...
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Laban Fetus on September 05, 2010, 04:38:09 PM
Now I'm just confused. Was strangefires born as a female this whole time or is a transexual?
Now I'm seeing the name Hillary thrown out and I'm a little confused now. Plus that picture that was posted...
Well, if you take a look at her Youtube page there's a video part titled "Hillary" but the title on the screen is "Mark Thompson".. so I guess Mizzark was a dude and then became a transexual later on. I'm utterly confused.. he/she is a good skater anyway
Hillary (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1RKpauS_nM#)
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Bruh Man on September 05, 2010, 04:41:10 PM
I thought I saw a clip a few years ago from Mizzark with some nice lines and dude was taller and older? Maybe not.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Skwisgaar Skwigelf on September 05, 2010, 04:42:05 PM
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Now I'm just confused. Was strangefires born as a female this whole time or is a transexual?
Now I'm seeing the name Hillary thrown out and I'm a little confused now. Plus that picture that was posted...
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Well, if you take a look at her Youtube page there's a video part titled "Hillary" but the title on the screen is "Mark Thompson".. so I guess Mizzark was a dude and then became a transexual later on. I'm utterly confused.. he/she is a good skater anyway
Hillary (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1RKpauS_nM#)
So he became a chick later on and changed his name, I'm guessing.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: H8R part 4 on September 05, 2010, 05:15:57 PM
internet loser = can't let go of shit

slap is full of them, just move on.

 


 

Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Beer Wizard on September 05, 2010, 07:14:55 PM
Why the fuck do you care?  Either way she rips harder than you...
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Skwisgaar Skwigelf on September 05, 2010, 07:16:43 PM
Why the fuck do you care?  Either way she rips harder than you...
Evidently.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Beer Wizard on September 05, 2010, 07:23:28 PM
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Why the fuck do you care?  Either way she rips harder than you...
[close]
Evidently.

Evidently? 

This is her:

Strange Fires (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLUcbaPTPg8#ws)

This is you:

(http://image.bayimg.com/maoadaacj.jpg)
(http://image.bayimg.com/maoalaacj.jpg)
(http://image.bayimg.com/gaopaaaci.jpg)
(http://image.bayimg.com/faopkaaci.jpg)
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Skwisgaar Skwigelf on September 05, 2010, 07:31:13 PM
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Why the fuck do you care?  Either way she rips harder than you...
[close]
Evidently.
[close]

Evidently?  

This is her:

Strange Fires (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLUcbaPTPg8#ws)



Hence "evidently", buddy.
It's not like I insulted strangefires, dude. Chill out.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: blackalbino on September 05, 2010, 07:38:53 PM
timothy michael sanders
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Davy on September 05, 2010, 10:20:43 PM
timothy michael sanders
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: CigaretteBeer on September 05, 2010, 11:49:20 PM
PW are we still friends? I still like your posts even if we disagree on these transexual matters  8)

So I met this one chick through some guy because I wanted to buy some drugs and she had what I wanted. I was surprised when I met her because she was really young and attractive. I later ran into her while I was busking and the blonde mean girl I was dating was very jealous and we totally became FB friends after. I told her I would teach her how to play guitar and she seemed into it, but yesterday she said we should meditate in the dark and she wants to read astrology books to me instead. She seems like she is pretty normal and into family oriented things and church which is different than most women I know.

That is her on the right

(http://i53.tinypic.com/10dxy8n.jpg)
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: nice weather on September 06, 2010, 12:39:38 AM
stage right or right?
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: CigaretteBeer on September 06, 2010, 12:56:28 AM
stage right or right?

The one not wearing red of course. I wouldn't want to hang out with the horse girl
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Schteven on September 06, 2010, 07:29:34 AM
I says....get em both.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Garth Marenghi on September 06, 2010, 08:37:27 AM
Horse over a panda any day.
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: strangefires on September 06, 2010, 10:31:12 AM
here's a picture I drew for Slap Pals 2 picturing what I thought Mizzark looked like.

(http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/76/img000100.jpg)

I love you forever
Title: Re: CigaretteBeer suffers through an emotional break-up
Post by: Dark Knight on September 06, 2010, 12:08:00 PM
Hahaha at you dumbkopfs thinking mizzark has a vagina