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Title: Ryan Sheckler's Truck Shot Up in Police Standoff
Post by: P Casanova on November 01, 2010, 06:02:17 PM
I wonder who was really driving it.

http://www.tmz.com/person/ryan-sheckler/ (http://www.tmz.com/person/ryan-sheckler/)
Title: Re: Ryan Sheckler's Truck Shot Up in Police Standoff
Post by: gub on November 01, 2010, 06:11:52 PM
giving odds on antwuan dixon
Title: Re: Ryan Sheckler's Truck Shot Up in Police Standoff
Post by: Donkey Lips on November 01, 2010, 06:24:20 PM
Why are you reading TMZ and not selling globaly.
Title: Re: Ryan Sheckler's Truck Shot Up in Police Standoff
Post by: Omamori on November 01, 2010, 06:25:20 PM
"We're told 20-year-old Sheckler -- who owns the truck -- reported the car stolen soon after the incident, claiming he had left the keys in the ignition. Sheriffs are investigating whether the driver has a connection to Ryan. "

Is he that stupid?
Title: Re: Ryan Sheckler's Truck Shot Up in Police Standoff
Post by: Avicci on November 01, 2010, 06:27:37 PM
giving odds on antwuan dixon

and baca :P
Title: Re: Ryan Sheckler's Truck Shot Up in Police Standoff
Post by: Cold Pizza on November 01, 2010, 06:28:21 PM
"We're told 20-year-old Sheckler -- who owns the truck -- reported the car stolen soon after the incident, claiming he had left the keys in the ignition. Sheriffs are investigating whether the driver has a connection to Ryan. "

Is he that stupid?

You tell me.

(http://www.abstractfonts.com/forum/images/81eff674eb3f9c952533524657edee26.jpg)
Title: Re: Ryan Sheckler's Truck Shot Up in Police Standoff
Post by: Pete on November 01, 2010, 06:53:46 PM
thats whatsup
Title: Re: Ryan Sheckler's Truck Shot Up in Police Standoff
Post by: Tyroneshoelaces on November 01, 2010, 07:00:17 PM
what a great thread title...the minute i saw it i cracked up.  wonderful
Title: Re: Ryan Sheckler's Truck Shot Up in Police Standoff
Post by: SFblah on November 01, 2010, 07:04:22 PM
I wonder if a Chill Girl stole it.
Title: Re: Ryan Sheckler's Truck Shot Up in Police Standoff
Post by: TheFreshSC on November 01, 2010, 07:47:49 PM
I wonder if a Chill Girl stole it.

that would mean Ryan is into chill minors.

chris?
Title: Re: Ryan Sheckler's Truck Shot Up in Police Standoff
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on November 01, 2010, 07:51:25 PM
He lent a car to a young friend, who then got drunk and hit a car. The cops came, he booked it, calling shecky-poo along the way. Kid ends up getting caught, Sheckler reports it stolen soon after (late at night- why would he notice then?) claiming the keys were in the ignition- which makes it possible for somebody to steal your car and have the keys at the same time. If the kid had gotten away, they'd all be scott free.
It might not be true, but when they say the cops are investigating the driver's relationship to Sheckler, that is what they are investigating.
That kid is fucked either way, but if he really did steal and joyride the shecklermobile, you gotta give him some credit.
Title: Re: Ryan Sheckler's Truck Shot Up in Police Standoff
Post by: Jupiter on November 01, 2010, 10:00:40 PM
omg is gretchen ok?

let me console and caress them supple titties
Title: Re: Ryan Sheckler's Truck Shot Up in Police Standoff
Post by: Bubblegum Tate on November 01, 2010, 10:37:00 PM
http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/ryan_sheckler__skatin_snapshots#tab=most_recent (http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/ryan_sheckler__skatin_snapshots#tab=most_recent)
 :D
Title: Re: Ryan Sheckler's Truck Shot Up in Police Standoff
Post by: uncle moneybags on November 01, 2010, 11:15:13 PM
http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/ryan_sheckler__skatin_snapshots#tab=most_recent (http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/ryan_sheckler__skatin_snapshots#tab=most_recent)
 :D


more like 'batin snapshots! who's with me guys?!?!
Title: Re: Ryan Sheckler's Truck Shot Up in Police Standoff
Post by: friendly dave on November 02, 2010, 01:29:57 AM
It'd be epic if it was one of his little brothers that did it.
Title: Re: Ryan Sheckler's Truck Shot Up in Police Standoff
Post by: rawbertson. on November 02, 2010, 06:58:27 AM
publicity stunt i jizzed on his wife last night
Title: Re: Ryan Sheckler's Truck Shot Up in Police Standoff
Post by: Narcissus on November 02, 2010, 07:40:54 AM
I'd just like to say that Deanna Templeton as David Gonzalez is the best thing ever.
Title: Re: Ryan Sheckler's Truck Shot Up in Police Standoff
Post by: blackalbino on November 02, 2010, 07:50:20 AM
sorry ry ry, they cornered me, couldn't do anything else. ill get my parents to reimburse you. by the way are you and gretchen still coming over for dinner? my dad is making turkey.
Title: Re: Ryan Sheckler's Truck Shot Up in Police Standoff
Post by: 5inchDick on November 02, 2010, 08:25:48 AM
what a great thread title...the minute i saw it i cracked up.  wonderful

AHAHAHAH I ERUPTED WITH LAUGHTER ALSO UPON READING THIS TITLE AHAHAHHAHAHAH
Title: Re: Ryan Sheckler's Truck Shot Up in Police Standoff
Post by: Avicci on November 02, 2010, 08:47:26 AM
I wonder if a Chill Girl stole it.

"I can 360 kickflip on to a 10 stair handrail, but I can't find a chill girl"
Title: Re: Ryan Sheckler's Truck Shot Up in Police Standoff
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on November 02, 2010, 09:01:08 AM
I took a shit before I showered today, that's the best.
Title: Re: Ryan Sheckler's Truck Shot Up in Police Standoff
Post by: ticklefingers on November 02, 2010, 09:11:15 AM
maybe it was a time traveler with a banana cellphone
Title: Re: Ryan Sheckler's Truck Shot Up in Police Standoff
Post by: evil swine on November 02, 2010, 10:03:06 AM
It was Justin Bieber.  He was toe up from drinking 40's of Green Lightning.
Title: Re: Ryan Sheckler's Truck Shot Up in Police Standoff
Post by: BuddyPal on November 02, 2010, 10:30:26 AM
It'd be epic if it was one of his little brothers that did it.
i always knew that kane sheckler was destined for a life of crime
Title: Re: Ryan Sheckler's Truck Shot Up in Police Standoff
Post by: sleepypancakes on November 02, 2010, 10:31:45 AM
I love waking up to shit like this.
Title: Re: Ryan Sheckler's Truck Shot Up in Police Standoff
Post by: dolphinstyle. on November 02, 2010, 10:32:58 AM
look at the evil facial expression of the little fucker
(http://www.mtv.com/onair/life_of_ryan/flipbooks/cast_flipbook/phase_one/full_cast_street-072.jpg)

reminds me of macauly culkin in 'the good son'
(http://mimg.ugo.com/200812/15459/the-good-son.jpg)
Title: Re: Ryan Sheckler's Truck Shot Up in Police Standoff
Post by: IskateBaker on November 02, 2010, 12:08:28 PM
havnt any of you guys read the the thing and saw that it says he reported it stolen?
Title: Re: Ryan Sheckler's Truck Shot Up in Police Standoff
Post by: strangefires on November 02, 2010, 01:27:27 PM
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"We're told 20-year-old Sheckler -- who owns the truck -- reported the car stolen soon after the incident, claiming he had left the keys in the ignition. Sheriffs are investigating whether the driver has a connection to Ryan. "

Is he that stupid?
[close]

You tell me.

(http://www.abstractfonts.com/forum/images/81eff674eb3f9c952533524657edee26.jpg)

gahahahaha
Title: Re: Ryan Sheckler's Truck Shot Up in Police Standoff
Post by: CrookieMonster on November 02, 2010, 03:44:20 PM
everything scheckler is hilarious
Title: Re: Ryan Sheckler's Truck Shot Up in Police Standoff
Post by: blatablatblau on November 02, 2010, 08:44:45 PM
hhaha this is too good
Title: Re: Ryan Sheckler's Truck Shot Up in Police Standoff
Post by: ticklefingers on November 02, 2010, 09:34:14 PM
"[Ryan lives in] a secure neighborhood. He just kinda throws [the keys] on the console all the time."

is that how people roll in the OC?
Title: Re: Ryan Sheckler's Truck Shot Up in Police Standoff
Post by: Stephen King Kong on November 02, 2010, 10:14:51 PM
Too bad it wasn't Sheckler instead of his truck that got shot up.  Am I right my ninjas?
Title: Re: Ryan Sheckler's Truck Shot Up in Police Standoff
Post by: grimcity on November 03, 2010, 07:40:32 AM
Too bad it wasn't Sheckler instead of his truck that got shot up.  Am I right my ninjas?

FAM UH LEE

FAM UH LEE
Title: Re: Ryan Sheckler's Truck Shot Up in Police Standoff
Post by: CaptainMorganFreeman on November 03, 2010, 07:58:59 AM
"[Ryan lives in] a secure neighborhood. He just kinda throws [the keys] on the console all the time."

is that how people roll in the OC?

That seems to be the case...


your avatar is ruling right now.
Title: Re: Ryan Sheckler's Truck Shot Up in Police Standoff
Post by: the whompler on November 03, 2010, 11:57:29 AM
haha i hate to coin cotg, but wow, what an "idiot".
Title: Re: Ryan Sheckler's Truck Shot Up in Police Standoff
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on November 03, 2010, 12:37:06 PM
I haven't taken a poo-poo today, I'm starting to feel a little sick.
Title: Re: Ryan Sheckler's Truck Shot Up in Police Standoff
Post by: Chris P. Bacon on November 03, 2010, 01:42:20 PM
"[Ryan lives in] a secure neighborhood. He just kinda throws [the keys] on the console all the time."

is that how people roll in the OC?
i know where he lives, its in a gated community (with big gates) a 24 hour security gaurd, and probably more security than that inside the nieghborhood, highly doubting anyone could get in there and into his car without being noticed. had to be an inside job.
Title: Re: Ryan Sheckler's Truck Shot Up in Police Standoff
Post by: DEDBBIS on November 03, 2010, 10:17:37 PM
http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/ryan_sheckler__skatin_snapshots#tab=most_recent (http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/ryan_sheckler__skatin_snapshots#tab=most_recent)
 :D

All that time in the gym is making him look like one of these guys
(http://thehanafudatimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/goomba.jpg)
Title: Re: Ryan Sheckler's Truck Shot Up in Police Standoff
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on November 03, 2010, 10:20:10 PM
hhaha this is too good

Is this the gunshots speaking?
Title: Re: Ryan Sheckler's Truck Shot Up in Police Standoff
Post by: Stephen King Kong on November 04, 2010, 12:55:50 PM
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http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/ryan_sheckler__skatin_snapshots#tab=most_recent (http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/ryan_sheckler__skatin_snapshots#tab=most_recent)
 :D

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All that time in the gym is making him look like one of these guys
(http://thehanafudatimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/goomba.jpg)
He doesn't even look big in that photo
Title: Re: Ryan Sheckler's Truck Shot Up in Police Standoff
Post by: sweets on November 04, 2010, 04:22:36 PM
I haven't taken a poo-poo today, I'm starting to feel a little sick.

I went back to a vegetarian diet a few weeks ago and shit's been moving well lately. Get some more fiber in your diet.
Title: Re: Ryan Sheckler's Truck Shot Up in Police Standoff
Post by: Stephen King Kong on November 04, 2010, 05:37:53 PM
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Too bad it wasn't Sheckler instead of his truck that got shot up.?  Am I right my ninjas?
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FAM UH LEE

FAM UH LEE
Dude I saw that comedian.  He is funny as hell expecially that joke!!!  I wish I could remember his name but my brain is crammed with useless nonsense I learned in school.