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Title: best fighters in skateboarding *excluding Mike Vallely
Post by: CHIANG MAI on October 02, 2006, 07:00:54 AM
I know some might hate on this topic, but who cares. who do you think is the best fighter in skateboarding?

Title: Re: best fighters in skateboarding *excluding Mike Vallely
Post by: Edward Penishands on October 02, 2006, 07:03:26 AM
mike vallely
Title: Re: best fighters in skateboarding *excluding Mike Vallely
Post by: Anton on October 02, 2006, 07:03:34 AM
REDA!
Title: Re: best fighters in skateboarding *excluding Mike Vallely
Post by: itsfun on October 02, 2006, 07:11:58 AM
i hear talk chris cole is pretty badass. And i know ill get flamed for this, but i know from friend of a friend that ragdoll throws down pretty well.
Title: Re: best fighters in skateboarding *excluding Mike Vallely
Post by: natenola on October 02, 2006, 07:13:21 AM
chris gentry, took on bo turner and every other tough guy from florida
Title: Re: best fighters in skateboarding *excluding Mike Vallely
Post by: donnie_murdo on October 02, 2006, 07:18:03 AM
i hear talk chris cole is pretty badass. And i know ill get flamed for this, but i know from friend of a friend that ragdoll throws down pretty well.

Hey Cole does Tai Keado, and it's pretty much a fucking beast of a man, i have this on very good information about him being super mellow but never to be fucked with

This is the worst thread ever

But Stu Graham, will kill pretty much anyone, super nice, but they guy is a fucking animal
Title: Re: best fighters in skateboarding *excluding Mike Vallely
Post by: FFUR YLLIB on October 02, 2006, 07:31:46 AM
sheff

kelch

and our good buddy bo turner

oh and the conklins.
Title: Re: best fighters in skateboarding *excluding Mike Vallely
Post by: Mizzark on October 02, 2006, 09:10:27 AM
stevie
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Post by: rapist on October 02, 2006, 09:23:15 AM
rob campbell
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Post by: mdspb on October 02, 2006, 09:40:50 AM
can't forget Greg Carroll.
Title: Re: best fighters in skateboarding *excluding Mike Vallely
Post by: CHIANG MAI on October 02, 2006, 09:58:03 AM
from what ive actually seen, id say moses itkonen.

somebodys gotta post that footage of stevie punching out that one dude in san franciscos greatest misses. that video is sick.

but chris cole... i just cant believe it.
Title: Re: best fighters in skateboarding *excluding Mike Vallely
Post by: jared... on October 02, 2006, 10:09:42 AM
rob dyrdek.
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Post by: Cliche Guevara on October 02, 2006, 10:17:03 AM
Scheckler.
Title: Re: best fighters in skateboarding *excluding Mike Vallely
Post by: jared... on October 02, 2006, 10:19:03 AM
Oh I've seen the pics, dude.  I've seen the pics...
Title: Re: best fighters in skateboarding *excluding Mike Vallely
Post by: isaac on October 02, 2006, 10:19:12 AM
mic-e reyes
travis jensen
tony larson
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Post by: jared... on October 02, 2006, 10:20:28 AM
mic-e reyes
travis jensen
tony larson
ernie torres
vanessa torres
benicio del toro
Title: Re: best fighters in skateboarding *excluding Mike Vallely
Post by: donnie_murdo on October 02, 2006, 10:37:33 AM
Carl Shipman
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Post by: ryanoconnor on October 02, 2006, 10:41:22 AM
gershon mosley
kimbo
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Post by: vanilladutch on October 02, 2006, 10:47:11 AM
Steven Cales
Sheffey
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Post by: mikefork on October 02, 2006, 11:31:07 AM
andy roy
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Post by: Danny on October 02, 2006, 11:32:08 AM
Josh Dowd for his work on Tosh Townend.
Title: Re: best fighters in skateboarding *excluding Mike Vallely
Post by: gub on October 02, 2006, 11:32:31 AM
i would not want to fight kenny hughes
Title: Re: best fighters in skateboarding *excluding Mike Vallely
Post by: brownSD on October 02, 2006, 11:59:35 AM
gershon mosley
kimbo
gershon mosley is probebly gnarly he knocke dout reynolds.
Title: Re: best fighters in skateboarding *excluding Mike Vallely
Post by: biggums mcgee on October 02, 2006, 12:06:55 PM
Josh Dowd for his work on Tosh Townend.

whaaaat?
Title: Re: best fighters in skateboarding *excluding Mike Vallely
Post by: SixofSeven on October 02, 2006, 12:09:59 PM
Billy Marks
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Post by: whatevs on October 02, 2006, 12:13:06 PM
chef pierre.
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Post by: mo on October 02, 2006, 12:19:05 PM
josh dowd
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Post by: uruguay on October 02, 2006, 12:21:17 PM
from what ive actually seen, id say moses itkonen.

somebodys gotta post that footage of stevie punching out that one dude in san franciscos greatest misses. that video is sick.

but chris cole... i just cant believe it.
chris cole is huge.
Title: Re: best fighters in skateboarding *excluding Mike Vallely
Post by: remEMBer on October 02, 2006, 12:23:34 PM
El Vortex
Jason Hernandez
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Post by: roulette on October 02, 2006, 12:27:51 PM
BRIAN EMMERS is fuckin huge, and mentally unstable, took out three dudes with knifes at lake forest rails once
Title: Re: best fighters in skateboarding *excluding Mike Vallely
Post by: kaufmaner on October 02, 2006, 12:57:25 PM
sheckler can scratch the shit out of everyone, super sharp nails
mic-e reyes for sure
Title: Re: best fighters in skateboarding *excluding Mike Vallely
Post by: donnie_murdo on October 02, 2006, 01:01:39 PM
Coco !
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Post by: CUDDLEMONSTER on October 02, 2006, 01:03:24 PM
MOSES! MOSES!

so fast he can handcuff lightning and put lightning in jail. he murdered a rock, injured a stone, and hospitalized a brick. he so bad he makes medicine sick.
Title: Re: best fighters in skateboarding *excluding Mike Vallely
Post by: AUTOLUX on October 02, 2006, 01:20:58 PM
moses is a fucking spoil'd pussy.

Title: Re: best fighters in skateboarding *excluding Mike Vallely
Post by: mr wilson on October 02, 2006, 01:30:10 PM
richard paez
billy pepper
pete thompson
Title: Re: best fighters in skateboarding *excluding Mike Vallely
Post by: Chris from Essex on October 02, 2006, 01:54:16 PM
Shippo beat up Mic-E-Reyes as far as I remember, and Kris Markovich took out Danny Way back in the day....And Geoff Rowley smacked Heath Kirchart too.....hehe
Title: Re: best fighters in skateboarding *excluding Mike Vallely
Post by: Commercial D on October 02, 2006, 02:57:17 PM
Mike McDermott has knocked a dude out within seconds on more than one occasion.
Title: Re: best fighters in skateboarding *excluding Mike Vallely
Post by: shortshorts on October 02, 2006, 03:02:56 PM
uncle "lee dupont" is skateboardings number 1 ass kicker, hands down.
Title: Re: best fighters in skateboarding *excluding Mike Vallely
Post by: Delta on October 02, 2006, 04:28:03 PM
bill pepper and donny barley look pretty tough.
Title: Re: best fighters in skateboarding *excluding Mike Vallely
Post by: KMD on October 02, 2006, 04:34:28 PM
Mike McDermott has knocked a dude out within seconds on more than one occasion.

That's the most surprising shit on here.
Title: Re: best fighters in skateboarding *excluding Mike Vallely
Post by: Bender on October 02, 2006, 04:40:30 PM
Peanut Brown dropped the infamous Jason Jessee on the deck of a ramp at some contest.

Dunno abuot GC though, I hear he likes the sneak attack on the headbutt, which takes gnarly points away.

Mic-E is the regulator of skateboarding though.
Title: Re: best fighters in skateboarding *excluding Mike Vallely
Post by: art hellman on October 02, 2006, 04:44:06 PM
heath has had some pretty gnarly stories of bar brawls
Title: Re: best fighters in skateboarding *excluding Mike Vallely
Post by: Lomaz on October 02, 2006, 04:47:51 PM
Tom Knox takes Ju Jitsu
Title: Re: best fighters in skateboarding *excluding Mike Vallely
Post by: cmills on October 02, 2006, 05:00:02 PM
rob campbell
Title: Re: best fighters in skateboarding *excluding Mike Vallely
Post by: //////////// on October 02, 2006, 05:05:31 PM
TK got shot in the face. obviously he is tougher then bullets.
Title: Re: best fighters in skateboarding *excluding Mike Vallely
Post by: clientele. on October 02, 2006, 05:07:30 PM
jesse erickson was mobbin on some dude at the enjoi premiere.
Title: Re: best fighters in skateboarding *excluding Mike Vallely
Post by: FastLife on October 02, 2006, 05:14:35 PM
Ricky O sub-zero video.  And some Australia business....
Title: Re: best fighters in skateboarding *excluding Mike Vallely
Post by: mikefork on October 02, 2006, 05:19:05 PM
TK got shot in the face. obviously he is tougher then bullets.
Title: Re: best fighters in skateboarding *excluding Mike Vallely
Post by: golgo13 on October 02, 2006, 05:28:30 PM
Ricky O sub-zero video.  And some Australia business....
I remember that.
oyola broke a pool cue over some dudes head.
Title: Re: best fighters in skateboarding *excluding Mike Vallely
Post by: max power on October 02, 2006, 05:30:45 PM
seb steele
Title: Re: best fighters in skateboarding *excluding Mike Vallely
Post by: jared... on October 02, 2006, 05:38:18 PM
seb steele

Jamie thomas...I mean think about it.  You guys are claiming chris cole, but who is #1 in command?  he's got all kinds of troups behind his back, sporting his evil fashion sense, doing wallrides and whatnot...He might not be able to fight, but he can probably make you feel fat in those jeans, or insecure without two wristbands and an indian headress...and that counts for something. 
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Post by: The Slap Poster Formerly Known As Shughe on October 02, 2006, 06:22:23 PM
mako

sacramento
Title: Re: best fighters in skateboarding *excluding Mike Vallely
Post by: Blue Fescue on October 02, 2006, 06:24:05 PM
tom knox is the answer
Title: Re: best fighters in skateboarding *excluding Mike Vallely
Post by: Mizzork on October 02, 2006, 06:29:32 PM
andy roy
Andy Roy will fuck the other dude up.  Literally.  Or he'll just fuck the other dude.
Title: Re: best fighters in skateboarding *excluding Mike Vallely
Post by: rome on October 02, 2006, 06:31:18 PM
seb steele is definatly up there.
his hands are bigger than most people heads
Title: Re: best fighters in skateboarding *excluding Mike Vallely
Post by: roulette on October 02, 2006, 06:54:11 PM
mike santa fe
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Post by: cliff on October 02, 2006, 07:02:52 PM
Sheffey hands down!
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Post by: Meth and Hookers on October 02, 2006, 08:26:05 PM
robbie welsh
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Post by: ryanoconnor on October 02, 2006, 10:18:20 PM
in a recent sbc grant patterson talks about giving a guy a running drop kick and breaking his elbow while doing so .. pretty hilarious
Title: Re: best fighters in skateboarding *excluding Mike Vallely
Post by: lo71 on October 02, 2006, 11:29:36 PM
darren harper will mirk all these fools with the knuckles
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Post by: clientele. on October 02, 2006, 11:32:15 PM
rocky norton.
Title: Re: best fighters in skateboarding *excluding Mike Vallely
Post by: CHIANG MAI on October 03, 2006, 12:24:20 AM
what about lennie kirk? why does everyone say hes crazy?
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Post by: Lurkenstock on October 03, 2006, 01:03:28 AM
Rob Carlyon would choke all these fools out.
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Post by: hairyarmpit on October 03, 2006, 01:50:31 AM
ben schroeder ,
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Post by: bobjohn on October 03, 2006, 02:00:26 AM
1. Sheffey. From his Big Brother interview, he mentions punching out 4 people with one punch each.
2. Chet Thomas. Remember the Duane Peters incident?
3. Jason Carney.
4. Jay Adams, Gator, Hosoi, Roy, Cales, Kirk. They probably get plenty of practice in jail.
Title: Re: best fighters in skateboarding *excluding Mike Vallely
Post by: kaufmaner on October 03, 2006, 02:11:48 AM

2. Chet Thomas. Remember the Duane Peters incident?

seriously?! details please.
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Post by: neon blitz on October 03, 2006, 02:57:01 AM
not mike valley, im pretty sure any euro skater would end his gay life
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Post by: ciaran on October 03, 2006, 03:31:56 AM
Markovich has a reputation for being a brawler alright.  Sheffey would've been my first choice, but since Donnie Murdo mentioned Stu Graham on page 1, he wins.  He eats live children, between meals.
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Post by: syn on October 03, 2006, 03:52:29 AM
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2. Chet Thomas. Remember the Duane Peters incident?

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seriously?! details please.

second that, I don't remember the incident
Title: Re: best fighters in skateboarding *excluding Mike Vallely
Post by: Mr.Fasion on October 03, 2006, 06:45:59 AM
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Mike McDermott has knocked a dude out within seconds on more than one occasion.
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That's the most surprising shit on here.

But he wears touques with pom-poms on them.......
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Post by: Mizzork on October 03, 2006, 06:56:18 AM
Rob Carlyon would choke all these fools out.
Damn, I almost forgot about Rob's side hobby.  Good choice.
Title: Re: best fighters in skateboarding *excluding Mike Vallely
Post by: LFA on October 03, 2006, 08:46:02 AM
Stu Graham and Sheffey. Sheffey gets a mention only for picking up grown men and throwing them over crowd barriers for getting in the way of Barley's run at a comp years back.
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Post by: Cliche Guevara on October 03, 2006, 09:35:06 AM
Viva la resolution: Bam settles fight lawsuit

KAREN HUCKS; The News Tribune
Published: September 29th, 2006 01:00 AM

The fight in a Seattle parking lot lasted less than a minute, and likely would have been forgotten.

Except that one of the fighters was professional skateboarder Mike Vallely. And his buddy, Bam Margera – skateboarder, movie star, filmmaker and stuntman – filmed the ruckus from his hotel room window.

Margera and Vallely included 38 seconds of footage in their next movies, Margera’s “CKY 3” and Vallely’s “Mike V’s Greatest Hits.”

When Tom Sayers of Port Orchard and Adam Dailey of Tacoma found out four years later that they’d become film stars, they sued. That lawsuit – filed in U.S. District Court in 2005 – almost brought skateboarding fame to Tacoma.

Jury selection was to begin Monday in Judge Robert Bryan’s courtroom but the parties settled out of court Wednesday and a confidentiality agreement silenced everyone involved.

The attorney for Sayers and Dailey wouldn’t comment. An attorney for Vallelly and his company didn’t return calls.

Gene Malady, the Media, Penn., lawyer who’s been Margera’s lawyer for five years – “from the beginning, when Bam was nobody” – confirmed the case was done but nothing more.

So there’s no way to know who paid whom, or if anybody paid anybody anything, to end the suit.

Better known are Margera and Vallely.

Margera, born Brandon Cole Margera in West Chester, Penn., is a professional skateboarder, an actor, a director, a radio personality and the creator of the “CKY” video series – featuring skating, pranks and stunts.

The 27-year-old is the star of the television series “Viva la Bam” and one of Johnny Knoxville’s crew in the two “Jackass” movies. He has endorsed a variety of products, including shoes, DVDs and a deodorant.

Vallely, a 36-year-old New Jersey native who lives in Long Beach, is a professional skateboarder and a singer in the rock band, Revolution Mother. The father of two has appeared on “Viva La Bam” and in Margera’s “CKY” series.

A former professional wrestler, Vallely is known by skateboarders for aggressiveness, thanks to the “CKY” scene Sayers and Dailey sued over: “Mike Vallely vs. Four Random Jocks.”

In the scene, according to the online encyclopedia Wikipedia, Vallely “holds his own” against four men he said had insulted him.

Vallely’s trial brief, filed in August, says he was in Seattle for a pro skateboard tour June 1, 2001, when Sayers, Dailey and two of their friends made derogatory comments to him and another skateboarder in a convenience store parking lot on North Fifth Avenue near the Seattle Center.

He said the altercation that followed involved some shoving and punches, but no one got hurt.

Vallely said he was defending himself and didn’t know Margera was filming the incident from his nearby hotel room. He said didn’t need the men’s consent to use their images because the event was newsworthy and their likenesses had no commercial value.

Margera’s brief says Sayers and Dailey had gotten drunk at a Mariners baseball game and started the fight. Margera contends he recorded the incident “by happenstance” after another man in his hotel room called him to the window when the fight was about to begin.

Sayers and Dailey contended Vallely and Margera acted together and used the Washington men’s images without their permission.

They said Vallely battered them, caused them emotional distress, invaded their privacy, disfigured them, made them lose salary, impaired their earning capacities and caused them pain and suffering.

Margera’s documents stated Sayers said the lawsuit was worth $10 million, and that Dailey said he wanted “the money for the entire video.”

Malady, Margera’s lawyer, said he was sure all the skateboarders in Tacoma will be disappointed the suit never went to trial, and would have lined up to see Margera come to court.

He said his family has known Margera since his wife taught the boy in second grade.

“She knew then,” Malady said, “that he was going to be a wonderful human being destined for great things.”

Link found at SkateDaily.net
Title: Re: best fighters in skateboarding *excluding Mike Vallely
Post by: dogman1 on October 03, 2006, 11:49:59 AM
santa fe mike!!dam i havent heard that name in a while .when i lived in qurke i wouldnt of messed w him!like someone said earlier coco santiago micke reyes said he even scared him thats saying alot.if you come to tulsa dont mess with craig mack !!
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Post by: steve urkel on October 03, 2006, 02:16:52 PM
corey duffel, he got beaten by a football coach
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Post by: iheardherassholeslikethisbig on October 03, 2006, 06:04:09 PM
wade desarmio   is gnarly he used to take crazy karate and shit
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Post by: Bruce Wayne on October 03, 2006, 06:30:25 PM
brewce martin
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Post by: HoSGage on October 03, 2006, 06:31:00 PM
corey duffel, he got beaten by a football coach

thats what he gets for being so gay..  corey duffel wears so tight of pants youd think his nuts would disolve
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Post by: eight oh eight on October 03, 2006, 08:31:54 PM
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Rob Carlyon would choke all these fools out.
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Damn, I almost forgot about Rob's side hobby.  Good choice.
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Title: Re: best fighters in skateboarding *excluding Mike Vallely
Post by: bobjohn on October 03, 2006, 08:39:00 PM
Emotional distress and disfigurement? If you look at the clip, Vallely doesn't really even make solid contact with anyone. The guy with the glasses seemed like he was begging him to stop, and Mike V. hit him anyway (cheap shot). And the last dude just sort of rolled around on the ground with him. I don't know how anyone lost any salary.
Title: Re: best fighters in skateboarding *excluding Mike Vallely
Post by: rapist on October 03, 2006, 08:42:18 PM
those knob's probabley just wanted some money
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Post by: dogman1 on October 04, 2006, 07:29:05 AM
i wouldnt call anyone a faggot if i was wearing a pink cowboy hat!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: best fighters in skateboarding *excluding Mike Vallely
Post by: slurthic on October 04, 2006, 11:25:09 AM
darren harper, antwuan dixon is a big black dude too so he can probably throw down i dunno, anyone from ghetto places obviously has some fight in them