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General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: pugmaster on April 26, 2011, 07:44:22 PM
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So I finally found a woman to let me fulfill my fantasy of putting hardboiled eggs into a woman. Now I am wondering if it would be better to keep the shell on, or take it off? What do you guys/girls think would be the best course of action?
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im guessing your best bet is taking one with a shell and sticking it in her ass for a test run, if that works well, go for the shell in pussy strategy
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it sound nice hahaha
but food in the vag is a big no no, so i say shell on and hope that the egg don't fuck up
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scrambled eggs all the way
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your girlfriend is going to taste like salmonella.
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(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ABUXVq0NSVY/S7YhK6vKt6I/AAAAAAAAAZQ/4h1dpSvLAPs/s1600/1luke.jpg)
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The real question is are you going to eat it afterwards?
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Fuck that try a poached egg and see if you can do it without breaking the yoke. Then cum on her and have pussy benedict.
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scrambled eggs all the way
Haha. Just scooping it in straight out of the frying pan.
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Fuck that try a poached egg and see if you can do it without breaking the yoke. Then cum on her and have pussy benedict.
amazing.
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Definitely shell-off in the ass. Then fuck it really hard. When it comes out all mashed up with your jiz, you should have some fine egg salad.
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thread of the year?
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I just google image searched "over easy eggs on boobs" to add to the thread and came up disappointed.
But congratulations.
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Definitely shell-off in the ass. Then fuck it really hard. When it comes out all mashed up with your jiz, you should have some fine egg salad.
Damn it. I was gonna make a post similar to this one. My other question is how would you get it out?
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sheeeeeeeeeeeeeit. Girls smoke cigs and shoot ping pong balls with their hoo-hizzles... the way I figure, laying an egg should be pretty easy. 8)
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The real question is are you going to eat it afterwards?
I've deliberated on that topic many times. My position is this, if the woman can expel the egg before the temperature is equivalent to room temperature, then I will consume it. Provided the woman has showered recently and I am able to sprinkle a lil' salt and pepper on that bad boy.
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YOSHI!!!!
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balut!
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will it be a game of how many go in how many come out?
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Get her to stand over a hot stove and crack a raw egg with her kegels
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balut!
i puked a little in my mouth just then.
k
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Even better, shell that balut and have her birth a chicken embryo. Shit is TIGHT!
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If you use a raw egg you can play a game where you try to make love to her without breaking it.
Or if you stuff a raw egg up her anal passage you can play a game where you have vaginal intercourse that's so hard it breaks the egg in her anus.
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A good friend of mine's fantasy is to eat a cadbury cream egg out of a pussy. Chase the dream bro.
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definitely shell off. lets say she isnt prepared and flexes the pussy mussel, then boom cracked eggshell all in the twat. you know how you never really get egg shells out of the garbage disposal... same idea.
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I'm down with this as long as you make her wear a beak.
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I'm down with this as long as you make her wear a beak.
If she wears a beak, she should also have a wreath or something she can shoot those young'uns into.
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Even better, shell that balut and have her birth a chicken embryo. Shit is TIGHT!
Instead of Balut, why not just a fully ready to hatch egg, then he can put it in her pussy, she can flex, then a fully functioning baby chick will come out of her pussy. The first chick to be born form a vagina.
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definitely shell off. lets say she isnt prepared and flexes the pussy mussel, then boom cracked eggshell all in the twat. you know how you never really get egg shells out of the garbage disposal... same idea.
LOL
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I'm down with this as long as you make her wear a beak.
i know this one chick who would be totally up for it...
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8I48ESeurWA/SV_tr2XrBzI/AAAAAAAABkI/JSc9ETFFa_c/s320/chickenlady.jpg)
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I always imagined her performing this ordeal with bunny ears on. and cuffs from a shirt. Must be related to my subconscious understanding that rabbits fornicate with great frequency.
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Let me guess, "In The Realm Of The Senses"?
Fortunately for you, you didn't fantasize with the last scene....
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Dude I'm gonna have to be a stickler here and recommend Organic locally sourced Free Range eggs.
Then again, I guess there is nothing more organic than inserting an egg into a ladys love pouch, so good luck brave warrior!
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So I finally found a woman to let me fulfill my fantasy of putting hardboiled eggs into a woman. Now I am wondering if it would be better to keep the shell on, or take it off? What do you guys/girls think would be the best course of action?
Pardon me for asking but, just how many woman have you approached with this fantasy before finding a willing one?
Also, how soon after bringing up this fantasy, were you dismissed by women not willing to fulfill such desires?
Paint them like this, and keep the shell on.
(http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/7959/wipqk.jpg)
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So I finally found a woman to let me fulfill my fantasy of putting hardboiled eggs into a woman. Now I am wondering if it would be better to keep the shell on, or take it off? What do you guys/girls think would be the best course of action?
Pardon me for asking but, just how many woman have you approached with this fantasy before finding a willing one?
Also, how soon after bringing up this fantasy, were you dismissed by women not willing to fulfill such desires?
Paint them like this, and keep the shell on.
(http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/7959/wipqk.jpg)
In the past 4 years, 3 women. I should mention that I had a 3 year celibate streak though. Kind of makes sense thinking back on it.
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Seeing this thread title makes me really happy. ;D
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A delicious snack (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tO1k2Y3o-iM#)
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pics or it didnt happen
you're totally right, I'll see what I can swing. Probably no face in it though. Perhaps I can get some kind of slap bgp in there somewhere... if that doesn't raise a persons rep a few points, I dont know what would.
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what if your Hard 'boiled egg' goes Soft trying to get it in.
Shit happens.
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what if your Hard 'boiled egg' goes Soft trying to get it in.
Shit happens.
I understand what you're getting at, but you have to understand that I am a seasoned hard boiled egg veteran. I even have a fictitious gang with my dogs called hardboiled egg mafia. Basically they hold it down by barking at airplanes, children walking by and occasionally the t.v. When they're really fired up they'll engage in irrational fits of barking which is the pug version of "MAN FUCK THAT SHIT, I AIN'T HAVIN' IT". I console them and we eat the eggs together. I know how to cooks me some hardboiled eggs.
Check the pic mothafucka. My life rules.
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Have you gotten any where with this yet? If so, I hope it was everything that you had hoped for.
(http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/7959/wipqk.jpg)
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^ Gotta be me gusta or the one on the bottom third to the right if you're not artistically inclined enough to pull off the me gusta HAHAHAH looked at it again go with the one in the middle all the way to the right.
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if you take a freshly laid egg and let it incubate in a pussy, a baby chick will pop out.
i speak from experience, i tried it up my ass.
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Pugmaster? Status?
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Tim and Eric: MyEggs - Adult Swim (Official) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yENmufztolo#)
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Fuck that try a poached egg and see if you can do it without breaking the yoke. Then cum on her and have pussy benedict.
mind blown. what a post.
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Pugmaster? Status?
In an insane turn of events, I raw dogged it for 5 min, pulled out to find out she was "spotting".... only to have her down to blow me before I put it back in with a condom! YES!
She didn't even try to kiss me on the mouth either what a champ!
I didn't hardboil egg it' but I thought you would find consolation in my recent experience Mexican Spaniard.
My egg plans are still full throttle.
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booooo! we want more egg action!
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The time draws near...
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use rotten eggs.
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I understand your sentiment, but the more I think about it, the more I want to eat it afterwards. My local liquor store charged 3.00 bucks for a dozen, equaling .25 cents per egg. I am definitely not going to throw a quarter away. Childrens are starving all over, the least I could do is eat a hard boiled egg that came out of a woman.
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You're making it sound like you're joking.
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You're making it sound like you're joking.
If it were not for the technological age I would ask you what your name is. In any case, even though it IS the technological age, even "The Rock" would agree that it DOESN"T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS! or what you think "I'm making it 'sound like'".
The proof is in the pudding little honky. And the pudding will be delivered soon.
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But I can hear it in my head!
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
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Pug is just trying to live one of his greatest fantasies.
We should all be so lucky to achieve this.
Not necessarily the hard boiled egg thing, I think that's fucking weird, but I'm hyped for him.
Imagine how happy he will be, like clearing the mega ramp and not dieing, but less gay.
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Is this the weekend?
By monday will an egg have been put inside a woman and eaten?
Waiting, Fascinated.
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EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFD1rC9Pm7g#)
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Inserting a steamed head of broccoli would be pretty amazing too.
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I apologize for how long this has taken, but do not fret, I have not forsaken or forgotten you
YOU WANTED HARDBOILED EGGS IN A WOMAN, YOU GOT HARDBOILED EGGS IN A WOMAN
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I have the video on my cell phone but am having trouble getting it onto my pc. :-[
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Congratulations! Victory is yours.
I don't care, but people are going to want confirmation that you ate them.
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Did you eat it?
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Hyped.You ate them didnt you,you scoundrel
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FUKK YSSS, PWER MOVES!! LIFE HAMMER!! TELL YOSHI BEDTIME STORY!!
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Eating an egg out of a woman sounded SO right, but when you're looking at a woman's hoo-hizzle with the scent of hardboiled eggs wafting throughout the air, it doesn't seem so great.
If its any consolation I put 2 eggs in her though.
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usually, eggs (or something like that, hell, who really understands what a damn period really is?) flow out of women. very interesting approach.
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usually, eggs (or something like that, hell, who really understands what a damn period really is?) flow out of women. very interesting approach.
Yes, it's so very...symbolic, of man's subconscious yearning to return to the womb.
Quite poetic indeed gentlemen.
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WOWZERS.
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How the fuck did I miss this? Best thread ever!
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usually, eggs (or something like that, hell, who really understands what a damn period really is?) flow out of women. very interesting approach.
menstruation is the shedding of the lining of the uterus
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So..the thing I'm most curious about is: how did your accommodating lady friend feel during/after the act was performed? Was she just grossed out the whole time or was she into it even when those squishy ovals entered her vaginal canal? Were there any worries about the smell or the possibility of one of them getting squished up there? Are things still going well relationship-wise after your darkest sexual desire has already been fulfilled?
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this is fantastic, congratulations!
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(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RwxBxbuS43g/TMmIoUJ98PI/AAAAAAAAAP4/SeVidXTxkkg/s1600/clapping)
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I've got your back homie.
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So..the thing I'm most curious about is: how did your accommodating lady friend feel during/after the act was performed? Was she just grossed out the whole time or was she into it even when those squishy ovals entered her vaginal canal? Were there any worries about the smell or the possibility of one of them getting squished up there? Are things still going well relationship-wise after your darkest sexual desire has already been fulfilled?
It was a fun time. When putting one egg inside it kind of popped out on its own, due to the inherent properties of the hoo-hizzle. Naturally, I wanted to find out what would happen if I took it to the next level: 2 eggs.
After I placed the second within her, she became panicked when it would not simply pop out like the first egg did. I stood there laughing as this full grown woman was squating down in her timeshare in Anaheim in an attempt to get a hardboiled egg out of her genitalia. Eventually it came out and we laughed together. She asked me if we needed to "reshoot" after she found out about the trouble I was having getting the video off my phone and onto my pc.
I talk to her often still. What happened during that magical weekend has only caused her to become more aroused by me, and the deviant sexual behavior orchestrated by the pugmaster will linger with her for a lifetime.
Everytime she goes grocery shopping, there I will be... right near the dairy aisle.
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Bravo sir... BRAVO!
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whats your next challenge, sunny side up?
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She looks Puerto Rican. Daps if you got a boricua to that shit.
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congratulations. this gives me hope in my dream: when i'm having sex, when the girl says "OH YEAH" have someone barge through the wall dressed as the kool-aid man.
If you live in the greater los angeles area, I would be more than happy to help you fulfill your fantasy. Provided you provided the kool aid suit.
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congratulations. this gives me hope in my dream: when i'm having sex, when the girl says "OH YEAH" have someone barge through the wall dressed as the kool-aid man.
Hey Mandibleclaw, found this video and thought of you. Apparently this gentleman is in Michigan if you are still looking to fulfill that dream.
http://youtu.be/dG26WO68fXU]
[url]http://youtu.be/dG26WO68fXU (http://[url)[/url]
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thank you for the bump. this is a glorious thread. cheers to you pugmaster! ;D