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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: 1978 on May 03, 2011, 11:29:24 AM
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HYPE!!!
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Oh. Yeah?
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Ha
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damn, I wanted to see a baker ad or a roger ad.
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going bald sucks.
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going bald is ok if you have a good shaped head.
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reynolds looks way better bald
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real men go bald
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the baker has a cookie wish
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thread of the year shit right here. ima just say that reynolds looks handsome as fuck w/ the shaved head.
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im stoked i made it to 30 before starting to lose it.
thread of the yeah huh.
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I gotta a friend who is barely 21 yet and he's already starting to go bald. His hairline is looking pretty fucked right now.
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I liked Reynolds' hair during 2003ish when it was black and kinda long. Going bald shouldn't be that bad with all these shampoos and stuff for it nowadays.
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im 20 and im growing grey hair already :D
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bald men tell no tales
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i just turned 26 and I am balding at an incredible rate. I love my bald brothers.
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im stoked i made it to 30 before starting to lose it.
thread of the yeah huh.
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Male pattern baldness is not a crime.
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Bald brothers love each other (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsD4UK_-jeE#)
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Roy munson and Larry david are my Superheros in real life, if I went bald.... they would be my everything. Larry david especially makes it fucking sick to be bald.
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he rock that shit though (slightly homo)
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im 20 and im growing grey hair already :D
i've had gray hairs since 8th grade.
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Going bald looks bad. Being bald usually looks good.
That's why I'm not too worried about going bald. You just gotta roll with it and not try to hide that shit with a combover or whatever. Just trim it down and start to enjoy the sudden increase of interest from the ladies (alledgedly).
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if you can manage to stay thin and have a realistic haircut, thinning hair wont be a problem.
ok, time to move this thread to "whatever".
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Bald> "the Trump"
his billions of dollars don't make his hair look any better.
however, Reynolds billions of frontside flips (and every other which way) sure do something.
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do you think people like alex olsen or dylan's board sales would go down if they were balding bad?
(slight homo)
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do you think people like alex olsen or dylan's board sales would go down if they were balding bad?
(slight homo)
cue the picture of Dylan as a skinhead
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^^ shaved head is the in thing. bald is not.
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Our childhood heroes are getting old and bald :'( I guess it's time to shave our heads to look more like them.
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i admire a men with a thick head of hair, i've always had thin hair, not really thinning, but just never thick. I will be bald soon enough.
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ROY MUNSON
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bald head, thick ass beard
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Bob Marley - Crazy Baldhead (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1VfzBkkXbY#)
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im 20 and im growing grey hair already :D
I knew a kid in middle school that was growing some greys...... True story, like im not even playin.
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(http://gordonandthewhale.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/thompson.jpg)
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a word to the wise: rogaine grows peach fuzz, propecia and generic finasteride will likely affect your sex drive negatively, and hair transplant is like a bad set of fake titties, you can tell right away.
(http://filmpopper.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Patrick-Stewart.jpg)
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I had a friend in high school who got a tattoo of something regular that I can't even remember on his head. We all told him it was stupid but he said, "My hair will cover it so its no big deal." I haven't talked to or seen the dude in probably 8 years and run into this other guy that we both knew. He told me first guy was going bald and stressing his head tattoo because he is a investment banker or some shit. Made my day.
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I was born with extremely thick, dark wavy hair.
My hairline has been exactly the same my whole life (age 23 now).
Everyone who has ever cut my hair has said, "Well, you never have to worry about going bald!"
Every girl I've ever been physically involved with has went straight for my hair. At least 2-3 different times, girls that didn't even seem to like me arbitrarily started stroking my quaff during go-nowhere conversations.
End contribution to thread.
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larry got it straight
Very Funny Hair Loss, Balding, Toupee, and Minoxidil Convo - Curb Your Enthusiasm (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5tM5h5JiVs#)
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Balding bugged me out for a while and rocked the hat thing for a minute, but then accepted my fate and said fuck it. As long as you got a good haircut the top looks better no matter how far your hairlines pushed back or thinned. Plus its like Larry said in that clip, hats are a false representation.
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I wish I had more will power. I am turning 30 and my shit is getting fucked up. But it was going to happen because my dad and older brother's shit is fucked up too. I just can't believe it finally hit me, and I got fucked up shaped head.
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lets make this into a best bald skater thread, my vote is omar hassan
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SO what if youre bald. thats life. Reynolds is a handsome devil. I have a man crush on him.
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we haven't seen any Natas Kaupas footage for years, he must be bald....
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^ My hair started out super thick, and now I'm losing it. Its weird because its still super thick on the sides, but on the top there is definitely sun hitting my scalp.
Our childhood heroes are getting old and bald :'( I guess it's time to shave our heads to look more like them.
Speak for yourself. My body subconsciously saw this trend coming for years, and has already been taking care of that look.
Here's the question for the balding bretheren: Hats- whats your thought? I used to wear hats, but ironically, going bald has made me wear them less, because I feel like I'm lying or something when I wear one.
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I feel you on the hat thing. I feel like this might be the last years of my life with some decent coverage so I am laying off the hat thing. But once I get the balls to shave off my head, I am going to have to hide my alien head all day long. I still do wear hats though especially if I am out in the sun just cause it shows my scalp more.
But man, I fucking hate this shit. I hate it! I hate it! I hate it!
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Is Marc Johnson bald or does he just affect the bald old man look?
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im not bald yet. its creeping back tho!
i shave it to zero.
i have a heap of shitty home job tattoos so people think im a skinhead.
rad.
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Schampoo will ruin your hair. Just use conditioner.
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This thread should have been BLVD. has a bald spot because all the pros montoya, rob g, and supa are all bald.
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we haven't seen any Natas Kaupas footage for years, he must be bald....
he was in ny for some quiksilver thing a year or so ago and he looked like he still has the same head of hair.
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Is Marc Johnson bald or does he just affect the bald old man look?
I've seen Marc Johnson claim he isn't really bald and he just likes the head shaved look in an interview, but I've seen the stubble coming in, and that dude definitely would not grow a full head of hair.
As a consulation, he's definitely the best balding skater.
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Is Marc Johnson bald or does he just affect the bald old man look?
As a consulation, he's definitely the best balding skater.
all this MJ talk reminds me how much i love seeing him skate, not even videoparts, just fucking around.
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(http://filmpopper.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Patrick-Stewart.jpg)
(Mike Rowe in 20 years)
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Marc Johnson said in that active interview that he can grow hair but it's straw like and he doesn't like it.
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If at first I noticed I was going bald, I would keep my hair long and do the creepy stuff. FULL ON combover and act serious about it, or the long hair on the sides and back (possible balding Pony). After I got my shits n giggles just shave it.
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thread made me realize my 5 favorite skaters are almost all dudes with at least shaved heads.
mj
jason dill
pops
brian anderson
heath
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this thread sucks
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To those going bald:
-Message your scalp. You need to keep the scalp loose and blood circulating especially on the top. Kneed upwards. A tight scalp will soon be a bald one. If you are losing hair, it is probably best to do this 30 minutes every day.
-Rub oil into your scalp once or a few times a week before bed. Olive , castor and almond oil will work or any saturated fat. Edgar Cayce reccomended pure crude oil if you wanna get gnarly. Fats/oils in the scalp are stripped away with excessive shampoo use and need to be replenished. If you want to keep your hair, you have replenish and maintain this layer of fat.
-Phase out shampoo or find something like that wen stuff they sell on tv without all the surfactants and harsh chemicals. I use 100% aloe vera gel sometimes but mostly just oil since I razor it down most of the time.
Unless you are losing hair from thyroid problems or an auto immune disorder, these three things alone will help you keep what you have or cause regrowth if in the early stages. I've been doing all this for almost three years and still have a full head of hair and that is with baldness being on both sides of my family. Just looking out.
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^^ dropping mad science yo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
one!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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For some reason I keep reading this thread in my head as 'Dental plan, Baker has a bald spot'
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Bic'n your head is the same thing as a hat.
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To those going bald:
- accept that shit and only have hair cuts that look intentional which most likely means shaving your head
- stay in shape
- don't be broke
any guy that is balding and not hating it has applied this formula. we can all get away with one flaw but once your balding, fat, broke and have a shitty forced hair cut you are not going to be a happy camper.
(http://www.topnews.in/files/Bruce_Willis.jpg)
if you don't want to follow this advise then work hard, get married young and treat your wife good.
(http://redriverpak.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/george_costanza020.jpg)
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I was born with extremely thick, dark wavy hair.
My hairline has been exactly the same my whole life (age 23 now).
Everyone who has ever cut my hair has said, "Well, you never have to worry about going bald!"
Every girl I've ever been physically involved with has went straight for my hair. At least 2-3 different times, girls that didn't even seem to like me arbitrarily started stroking my quaff during go-nowhere conversations.
End contribution to thread.
such a good post for the username
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(http://www.instablogsimages.com/images/2007/11/06/jack-nicholson-to-be-a-part-of-chintatown-sequel_6874.jpg)
"fuck bitches, get money, go bald" - Jack Gittes
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I have lots of hair but it is going grey and I've been growing a beard for 2 months which is also going grey and nobody asks for my I.D. which I like because it is a hassle pulling your drivers license out and watching some jackoff read your weight and height and I hate them knowing my birthday and me not knowing theirs.
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^ I'm going grey on top too, I actually kind of like it.
I was born with extremely thick, dark wavy hair.
My hairline has been exactly the same my whole life (age 23 now).
Everyone who has ever cut my hair has said, "Well, you never have to worry about going bald!"
Every girl I've ever been physically involved with has went straight for my hair. At least 2-3 different times, girls that didn't even seem to like me arbitrarily started stroking my quaff during go-nowhere conversations.
End contribution to thread.
I was identical to you in every way you describe until about age 26, now at 28 its apparent even without looking closely. How thick your hair is at age 23 is no indicator of whether or not you will go bald. I used to be cocky like you too. The hair on the side of my head is still very thick and wavy.
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- accept that shit and only have hair cuts that look intentional which most likely means shaving your head
- stay in shape
- don't be broke
any guy that is balding and not hating it has applied this formula. we can all get away with one flaw but once your balding, fat, broke and have a shitty forced hair cut you are not going to be a happy camper.
(http://www.topnews.in/files/Bruce_Willis.jpg)
if you don't want to follow this advise then work hard, get married young and treat your wife good.
(http://redriverpak.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/george_costanza020.jpg)
more gems being dropped!
3 pages!?
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To those going bald:
-Message your scalp.? You need to keep the scalp loose and blood circulating especially on the top.? Kneed upwards.? A tight scalp will soon be a bald one.? If you are losing hair, it is probably best to do this 30 minutes every day.
-Rub oil into your scalp once or a few times a week before bed.? Olive , castor and almond oil will work or any saturated fat.? Edgar Cayce reccomended pure crude oil if you wanna get gnarly.? Fats/oils in the scalp are stripped away with excessive shampoo use and need to be replenished.? If you want to keep your hair, you have replenish and maintain this layer of fat.
-Phase out shampoo or find something like that wen stuff they sell on tv without all the surfactants and harsh chemicals.? I use 100% aloe vera gel sometimes but mostly just oil since I razor it down most of the time.
Unless you are losing hair from thyroid problems or an auto immune disorder, these three things alone will help you keep what you have or cause regrowth if in the early stages.? I've been doing all this for almost three years and still have a full head of hair and that is with baldness being on both sides of my family.? Just looking out.
Wise words. I'll be balding in my mid-30's and I don't want to be bald. I would not wash my hair but it gets so damn greasy and itchy...and I a shaved head. I'll definitely take your advice on the shampoo.
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reynolds is slowly morphing from Julia Stiles to Homer Simpson.....
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dude, everyone is going bald, get over it. koston, mj, reynolds, etc. why do you think they all wear hats ALL THE TIME. every time you see lurker footy of their scalps it's thin city. why do you think they wear fucking beanies in the summer while sweating their asses off?
would you rather be this guy:
(http://www.skateparkoftampa.com/spot/headshots/1656.jpg)
or this guy:
(http://skate-or-die.blogedyblogs.com/files/2011/01/c4173__Andrew_Reynolds__3273063773_32b170fb09.jpg)
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wait wait wait hold up, are you telling me that marc johnson is BALD???
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I have lots of hair but it is going grey and I've been growing a beard for 2 months which is also going grey and nobody asks for my I.D. which I like because it is a hassle pulling your drivers license out and watching some jackoff read your weight and height and I hate them knowing my birthday and me not knowing theirs.
yeah that really sucks
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I have lots of hair but it is going grey and I've been growing a beard for 2 months which is also going grey and nobody asks for my I.D. which I like because it is a hassle pulling your drivers license out and watching some jackoff read your weight and height and I hate them knowing my birthday and me not knowing theirs.
yeah that really sucks
lolz
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Also, if you're bald, it's good to have facial hair as that has been pointed out already. Sometimes bald people without facial hair look like thumbs, unless they're fat. Then they look like toes. Handlebar mustaches make you automatically look tough, like you should be out challenging people to fisticuffs or you should be wearing an animal skin and lifting big ass weights at the circus.
What does the monkey tail say?
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Y8tS8UDJBYc/Tb2HOOks6BI/AAAAAAAAAXk/QNAtbl79w84/s320/monkey%2Btail%2Bbeard.jpg)
Also, I think Sleazy's advice seems best with the bruce willis/ george costanza thing. Though some people can't help being a fat bum, it is a good reminder that being an all around smooth bad ass clearly compensates for thinning hair, and that as long as you can make other aspects of you awesome and badass like Bruce Willis, its not a problem.