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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Edward Penishands on October 07, 2006, 05:01:10 PM

Title: if yah can't beat um, join um
Post by: Edward Penishands on October 07, 2006, 05:01:10 PM: (http://img.timeinc.net/twbiz/content/images/06/bnp/np2_900.jpg)

size 10 1/2 please.
Title: Re: if yah can't beat um, join um
Post by: syn on October 07, 2006, 06:53:58 PM: are consolidated actually going to start retailing these? I'd get a pair, 9 1/2
Title: Re: if yah can't beat um, join um
Post by: Mat on October 07, 2006, 06:57:02 PM: at least they are better than nike
Title: Re: if yah can't beat um, join um
Post by: Edward Penishands on October 07, 2006, 07:14:48 PM: Quote from: syn on October 07, 2006, 06:53:58 PM
are consolidated actually going to start retailing these? I'd get a pair, 9 1/2

according to transworld biz..............yes they are. no price/release date yet though.
Title: Re: if yah can't beat um, join um
Post by: Mizzark on October 07, 2006, 07:17:59 PM: I'm buying these for sure
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Post by: Mullet Man on October 07, 2006, 07:42:11 PM: I'd rock 'em.
Title: Re: if yah can't beat um, join um
Post by: kev on October 07, 2006, 07:43:28 PM: anyone who wears those is gay
Title: Re: if yah can't beat um, join um
Post by: Edward Penishands on October 07, 2006, 08:03:21 PM: Quote from: kev on October 07, 2006, 07:43:28 PM
anyone who wears those is gay

i present the village idiot
Title: Re: if yah can't beat um, join um
Post by: The Slap Poster Formerly Known As Shughe on October 07, 2006, 08:37:00 PM: there the kind of thing all the trendy black kids are gonna find and blow out. its gonna be like vans and turning them into Bape
Title: Re: if yah can't beat um, join um
Post by: Guile on October 07, 2006, 08:38:17 PM: yeah those look terrible and slightly embarrassing. what happened to just plain skateboarding?
Title: Re: if yah can't beat um, join um
Post by: jared... on October 07, 2006, 08:39:18 PM: dang I can't wait to pick up my pair of BS Drunks... at the local Oshmans sporting goods store!
Title: Re: if yah can't beat um, join um
Post by: max power on October 07, 2006, 08:56:38 PM: consolidated is a joke
Title: Re: if yah can't beat um, join um
Post by: bentmode on October 07, 2006, 08:59:17 PM: the shop by my work is getting em in 2 weeks, and said that they are gunna sell em between 60-70. and then something on the box it says something on the box like suggested ebay value 300$. i dunno. ill get a pair but that banana is hideous. hopefully they skate well.
Title: Re: if yah can't beat um, join um
Post by: The Slap Poster Formerly Known As Shughe on October 07, 2006, 09:54:49 PM: Quote from: max power on October 07, 2006, 08:56:38 PM
consolidated is a joke

consolidated spends all their time firing people on their team that are on nike or making sure their image is completely real skateboarding and the nxt thing i know their board that says "support your local skateshop" is sitting on a shelf along with 5 or 10 birdhouse, world industrie and roxy completes. there trying too hard and they're almost the exact opposite of what they say they are
Title: Re: if yah can't beat um, join um
Post by: bentmode on October 07, 2006, 09:56:31 PM: that post was funny only because you mentioned roxy.
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Post by: Mizzork on October 07, 2006, 10:27:52 PM: Roxy is totally core if you have a pussy.
Title: Re: if yah can't beat um, join um
Post by: grimcity on October 07, 2006, 11:16:17 PM: They're just high top Dunk clones, all the way down to the sole pattern. They're probably made in the same Chinese sweatshop that Consolidated's boards are pressed in.
Title: Re: if yah can't beat um, join um
Post by: j....soy..... on October 07, 2006, 11:18:26 PM: i bet they are handmade by skaters who care....
Title: Re: if yah can't beat um, join um
Post by: Mizzark on October 07, 2006, 11:21:20 PM: Quote from: grimcity on October 07, 2006, 11:16:17 PM
They're just high top Dunk clones, all the way down to the sole pattern. They're probably made in the same Chinese sweatshop that Consolidated's boards are pressed in.

haha thats a good point
Title: Re: if yah can't beat um, join um
Post by: gabeallenjones on October 07, 2006, 11:25:49 PM: i'd have to concur with the gentleman who said

anyone who buys these is a fag
Title: Re: if yah can't beat um, join um
Post by: Hastings on October 07, 2006, 11:52:45 PM: Quote from: gabeallenjones on October 07, 2006, 11:25:49 PM
i'd have to concur with the gentleman who said

anyone who buys these is a fag

Well perhaps you & Kev can met up and be as homophobic as you like ....just the 2 of you alone, with no prying eyes.

But atleast Consolidated are keeping skating fucking livly. Who apart from Con, enjoi or maybe baker actually has even ads these days that aren't some glossy airbrushed sporting advert.

Remeber the days when people hated on Rocco - boy is he missed now. The superslick corp world is becoming the norm whilst dirty, enjoyable skating is being lost.

Sorry, got to go my agent is on the line.....
Title: Re: if yah can't beat um, join um
Post by: gabeallenjones on October 07, 2006, 11:54:59 PM: Quote from: Hastings on October 07, 2006, 11:52:45 PM
Quote from: gabeallenjones on October 07, 2006, 11:25:49 PM
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i'd have to concur with the gentleman who said

anyone who buys these is a fag
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Well perhaps you & Kev can met up and be as homophobic as you like ....just the 2 of you alone, with no prying eyes.
i'm not a homophobe. anyone who buys these is fucking gay. they can hang out with me wearing these shoes all they want, but they'll still be fucking gay.
Title: Re: if yah can't beat um, join um
Post by: bbk on October 08, 2006, 02:28:19 AM: consolidated are the worst fucking hypocrites(sp?) ever, if you havn't read the McCallum interview on the main page, please do.
Title: Re: if yah can't beat um, join um
Post by: leeroy on October 08, 2006, 02:43:48 AM: I can't believe they're really doing this. in my eyes consolidated is a joke now. but I guess this anti-nike-marketing is profitable. actually so profitable that you can even do an anti-nike shoe...
Title: Re: if yah can't beat um, join um
Post by: Jackers on October 08, 2006, 02:57:19 AM: Those do'nt even look like fresh bananas.

Bananas!

size 10 for me please, I'll use it on basketball days with the co-workers.
Title: Re: if yah can't beat um, join um
Post by: SixofSeven on October 08, 2006, 08:22:42 AM: Consolidated or not, these "drunks" look kickass. I'd def. get a pair as long as they dont cost as much as dunks.
Title: Re: if yah can't beat um, join um
Post by: People need People because of other People on October 08, 2006, 08:24:26 AM: I bet sneakerheads would still buy these.
Title: Re: if yah can't beat um, join um
Post by: roulette on October 08, 2006, 09:52:05 AM: $35 cost
Title: Re: if yah can't beat um, join um
Post by: syn on October 08, 2006, 04:54:41 PM: Quote from: shughe on October 07, 2006, 08:37:00 PM
there the kind of thing all the trendy black kids are gonna find and blow out. its gonna be like vans and turning them into Bape

you forgot about these

http://theblacksheepbrand.com/shoes.php