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Title: better than j casanova?
Post by: thatskaterdude on May 19, 2011, 01:01:44 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1tufujnbzU&feature=player_embedded#at=200 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1tufujnbzU&feature=player_embedded#at=200)
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Post by: Lake on May 19, 2011, 01:32:39 AM

Waiting for the Sam Club song
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Post by: iKobrakai on May 19, 2011, 01:33:26 AM
The filming is busted, the hoes are busted, song busted, and that fat fucker probably got busted shortly after for not having a permit.
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Post by: Sexy Alf on May 19, 2011, 02:34:00 AM
This is utterly heinous.
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Post by: Filip on May 19, 2011, 03:40:46 AM
J Casanova eats rappers like that for breakfast.
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Post by: johnnymousedoom on May 19, 2011, 06:41:20 AM
worst way to start my birthday, or is it the best way?
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Post by: mooraga on May 19, 2011, 07:17:41 AM
AT LEAST j casanova tries to rap
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Post by: Lordata on May 19, 2011, 07:35:02 AM
at least this dude doesn't talk about having chicks. but I din't watch it all.
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Post by: mattyc on May 19, 2011, 07:43:54 AM
When I saw the title of this thread I was hoping it was going to be the Walmart Bounce video. I was more than pleasantly surprised.
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Post by: augustmoon on May 19, 2011, 08:26:48 AM
The filming is busted, the hoes are busted, song busted, and that fat fucker probably got busted shortly after for not having a permit.

there is a cop station right outside of that walmart, but i seriously doubt they would give a fuck.  that walmart is wild as hell, i think something like over 100 people got busted stealing shit on the day it opened, people just run amok in that place.  its so bad that i drive 40 minutes out of the city to my hometown when i need to get something rather than take my chances there
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Post by: mattyc on May 19, 2011, 08:56:23 AM
Where's your hometown.  I'm from The Dell.
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Post by: augustmoon on May 19, 2011, 09:02:27 AM
st charles parish
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Post by: sk8_stuff on May 19, 2011, 09:13:15 AM
I'm moving down to Louisiana next week! Can't wait to get out of this hell hole called the "bible belt".
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Post by: busey on May 19, 2011, 09:16:18 AM
as if everyone is taking this video so seriously.
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Post by: Grubby Mits on May 19, 2011, 09:34:33 AM
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The filming is busted, the hoes are busted, song busted, and that fat fucker probably got busted shortly after for not having a permit.
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there is a cop station right outside of that walmart, but i seriously doubt they would give a fuck.  that walmart is wild as hell, i think something like over 100 people got busted stealing shit on the day it opened, people just run amok in that place.  its so bad that i drive 40 minutes out of the city to my hometown when i need to get something rather than take my chances there

It's a supermarket, not the fucking wild west. Grow a pair.
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Post by: Hexagon on May 19, 2011, 09:36:40 AM
AT LEAST j casanova tries to rap
If you can count that abortion he calls "music" rap...
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Post by: augustmoon on May 19, 2011, 09:40:03 AM
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The filming is busted, the hoes are busted, song busted, and that fat fucker probably got busted shortly after for not having a permit.
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there is a cop station right outside of that walmart, but i seriously doubt they would give a fuck.  that walmart is wild as hell, i think something like over 100 people got busted stealing shit on the day it opened, people just run amok in that place.  its so bad that i drive 40 minutes out of the city to my hometown when i need to get something rather than take my chances there
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It's a supermarket, not the fucking wild west. Grow a pair.

you've never been there.  i'd rather get teeth pulled than go to that place
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Post by: natenola forever on May 19, 2011, 02:15:47 PM
shit like this makes me so bummed on being from New Orleans, i really don't give a fuck about making a dumb bounce song about Wal Mart but just the promotion of a Louisiana Purchase card, like thats some cool ass shit.
The best part is all the rich white hipster kids in New Orleans are gonna be all over this shit and that waste of life is gonna make mad money playing bounce shows at all the hipster bars.
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Post by: mattyc on May 19, 2011, 03:12:43 PM
shit like this makes me so bummed on being from New Orleans, i really don't give a fuck about making a dumb bounce song about Wal Mart but just the promotion of a Louisiana Purchase card, like thats some cool ass shit.
The best part is all the rich white hipster kids in New Orleans are gonna be all over this shit and that waste of life is gonna make mad money playing bounce shows at all the hipster bars.

Yeah the worst part is as far as bounce music goes...that song is fucking horrible.
 
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Post by: Chris on May 19, 2011, 03:28:32 PM
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shit like this makes me so bummed on being from New Orleans, i really don't give a fuck about making a dumb bounce song about Wal Mart but just the promotion of a Louisiana Purchase card, like thats some cool ass shit.
The best part is all the rich white hipster kids in New Orleans are gonna be all over this shit and that waste of life is gonna make mad money playing bounce shows at all the hipster bars.
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Yeah the worst part is as far as bounce music goes...that song is fucking horrible.
 

Perhaps I'm too white but what is bounce music?
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Post by: CUDDLEMONSTER on May 19, 2011, 04:17:59 PM
it's the music you listen to when you watch a jiggling wall of asses.
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Post by: manuelpad on May 19, 2011, 05:05:33 PM
For a European who has never been to Walmart...is Walmart really like this? Like place where blacks hang out and act all weird?

Just curious.
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Post by: Matty T on May 19, 2011, 06:33:10 PM
i didnt watch the entire video because I like my IQ where it is but can someone tell me the minutes and seconds where he confuses getting head with giving head?
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Post by: CUDDLEMONSTER on May 19, 2011, 07:55:35 PM
i didnt watch the entire video because I like my IQ where it is but can someone tell me the minutes and seconds where he confuses getting head with giving head?

nah. that's sissy bounce.

Sissy Nobby "beat it out the frame" music video( SONG now on iTUNES (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5n7BK6Mt_E#ws)
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Post by: jersey by nature on May 19, 2011, 08:17:51 PM
I do not believe he fucked a thousand bitches, there for J cassinova > walmart pimp
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Post by: daniel on May 19, 2011, 08:24:51 PM
would.

in the change room.

wally wally wally world.
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Post by: Prison Wallet on May 19, 2011, 09:11:50 PM
What's a Louisiana purchase card?
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Post by: augustmoon on May 19, 2011, 09:14:44 PM
food stamps
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Post by: Mundungus on May 19, 2011, 09:20:02 PM
For a European who has never been to Walmart...is Walmart really like this? Like place where blacks hang out and act all weird?

Just curious.

hahahahaha, the way you worded that... The only walmart near me is sick, we always swing through to get cheap beer on the way to the river.
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Post by: realitycontrol on May 19, 2011, 11:22:16 PM
is Walmart really like this? Like place where blacks hang out and act all weird?

yea, that's how we do it in 'merica bro.
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Post by: Lake on May 20, 2011, 02:51:31 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUF8GdD_0E
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Post by: Lake on May 20, 2011, 03:12:00 AM
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is Walmart really like this? Like place where blacks hang out and act all weird?
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yea, that's how we do it in 'merica bro.


It's not just Black people, it's every race.

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?page_id=9798 (http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?page_id=9798)
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Post by: radcunt on May 20, 2011, 05:30:02 AM
And here I was thinking the Rapture isn't real.  Mankind has done it, we're toast ya'll..
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Post by: jackherer on May 20, 2011, 06:58:18 AM
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For a European who has never been to Walmart...is Walmart really like this? Like place where blacks hang out and act all weird?

Just curious.
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(http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll42/SteamClock/SimpsonsSpit-Take.jpg)


hahahahahahaha oh man i was already laughing a lot at the video and then i saw this and spilled some coffee
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Post by: mattyc on May 20, 2011, 08:48:55 AM
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shit like this makes me so bummed on being from New Orleans, i really don't give a fuck about making a dumb bounce song about Wal Mart but just the promotion of a Louisiana Purchase card, like thats some cool ass shit.
The best part is all the rich white hipster kids in New Orleans are gonna be all over this shit and that waste of life is gonna make mad money playing bounce shows at all the hipster bars.
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Yeah the worst part is as far as bounce music goes...that song is fucking horrible.
 
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Perhaps I'm too white but what is bounce music?

Bounce music
http://tinyurl.com/3d4wepb (http://tinyurl.com/3d4wepb)
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Post by: brent on May 20, 2011, 09:50:48 AM
For a European who has never been to Walmart...is Walmart really like this? Like place where blacks hang out and act all weird?

Just curious.
haha you actually wrote that
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Post by: Snake Stake on May 20, 2011, 12:00:14 PM
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The filming is busted, the hoes are busted, song busted, and that fat fucker probably got busted shortly after for not having a permit.
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there is a cop station right outside of that walmart, but i seriously doubt they would give a fuck.  that walmart is wild as hell, i think something like over 100 people got busted stealing shit on the day it opened, people just run amok in that place.  its so bad that i drive 40 minutes out of the city to my hometown when i need to get something rather than take my chances there
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It's a supermarket, not the fucking wild west. Grow a pair.
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you've never been there.  i'd rather get teeth pulled than go to that place

You are a fag. I go there all the fucking time and nothing ever happens. I cannot get over what a fucking bitch you are.
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Post by: able on May 20, 2011, 12:14:08 PM
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shit like this makes me so bummed on being from New Orleans, i really don't give a fuck about making a dumb bounce song about Wal Mart but just the promotion of a Louisiana Purchase card, like thats some cool ass shit.
The best part is all the rich white hipster kids in New Orleans are gonna be all over this shit and that waste of life is gonna make mad money playing bounce shows at all the hipster bars.
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Yeah the worst part is as far as bounce music goes...that song is fucking horrible.
 
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Perhaps I'm too white but what is bounce music?
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Bounce music
http://tinyurl.com/3d4wepb (http://tinyurl.com/3d4wepb)
hahahaha! How the fuck!??
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Post by: augustmoon on May 20, 2011, 12:50:46 PM
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The filming is busted, the hoes are busted, song busted, and that fat fucker probably got busted shortly after for not having a permit.
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there is a cop station right outside of that walmart, but i seriously doubt they would give a fuck.  that walmart is wild as hell, i think something like over 100 people got busted stealing shit on the day it opened, people just run amok in that place.  its so bad that i drive 40 minutes out of the city to my hometown when i need to get something rather than take my chances there
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It's a supermarket, not the fucking wild west. Grow a pair.
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you've never been there.  i'd rather get teeth pulled than go to that place
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You are a fag. I go there all the fucking time and nothing ever happens. I cannot get over what a fucking bitch you are.

really? meet me tonight on decateur and i'll show you what a bitch looks like
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Post by: CUDDLEMONSTER on May 20, 2011, 02:15:54 PM
why don't you meet him at the walmart?
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Post by: Snake Stake on May 20, 2011, 02:24:40 PM
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The filming is busted, the hoes are busted, song busted, and that fat fucker probably got busted shortly after for not having a permit.
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there is a cop station right outside of that walmart, but i seriously doubt they would give a fuck.  that walmart is wild as hell, i think something like over 100 people got busted stealing shit on the day it opened, people just run amok in that place.  its so bad that i drive 40 minutes out of the city to my hometown when i need to get something rather than take my chances there
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It's a supermarket, not the fucking wild west. Grow a pair.
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you've never been there.  i'd rather get teeth pulled than go to that place
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You are a fag. I go there all the fucking time and nothing ever happens. I cannot get over what a fucking bitch you are.
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really? meet me tonight on decateur and i'll show you what a bitch looks like

hahahaha oh duuuude.
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Post by: jackherer on May 20, 2011, 02:25:30 PM
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The filming is busted, the hoes are busted, song busted, and that fat fucker probably got busted shortly after for not having a permit.
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there is a cop station right outside of that walmart, but i seriously doubt they would give a fuck.  that walmart is wild as hell, i think something like over 100 people got busted stealing shit on the day it opened, people just run amok in that place.  its so bad that i drive 40 minutes out of the city to my hometown when i need to get something rather than take my chances there
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It's a supermarket, not the fucking wild west. Grow a pair.
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you've never been there.  i'd rather get teeth pulled than go to that place
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You are a fag. I go there all the fucking time and nothing ever happens. I cannot get over what a fucking bitch you are.
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really? meet me tonight on decateur and i'll show you what a bitch looks like

hahahahahha you're so lame
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Post by: augustmoon on May 20, 2011, 02:41:41 PM
lolz :-* :-X ::) ;D ;)
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Post by: RicoTron on May 20, 2011, 03:12:00 PM
Did anybody notice that one of the women was wearing Vans at 2:52. They are suede green and black era's.
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Post by: vince the stud on May 21, 2011, 08:23:14 AM
For a European who has never been to Walmart...is Walmart really like this? Like place where blacks hang out and act all weird?

Just curious.
is eastern europe really like this ?
Eurotrip: Bratislava (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbcH_qYkeTc#)
just curious
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Post by: daniel on May 21, 2011, 10:23:20 AM
(http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/2747.jpg)

wally

(http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/2743.jpg)

wally

(http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/2728.jpg)

world
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Post by: Tarela on May 21, 2011, 11:11:03 AM
Quote from: daniel  link=topic=53444.msg1451546#msg1451546 date=1305998600
(http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/2747.jpg)

wally

(http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/2743.jpg)

wally

(http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/2728.jpg)

world

Fuckin Swag!!!! i was just about to right that with out the pictures though...Why hate on this video? Too bad New York won't let us have a walmart in the city, we still gotta go on the train to see our lunatics..Walla Walla Walla Walla Walla Wally World
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Post by: PTDK on May 21, 2011, 03:09:37 PM
For a European who has never been to Walmart...is Walmart really like this? Like place where blacks hang out and act all weird?

Just curious.

Sigd.
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Post by: nylin on May 21, 2011, 04:48:42 PM
Speaking of J Casanova, I called him today and he didn't answer. To my surprise about 30 minutes later he returned my call and we had a nice short chat.
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Post by: pugmaster on May 22, 2011, 05:01:19 PM
In Hemet, California, guys really do go to Wal-mart as a hangout and to pick up on women.  Wal-mart can be the most depressing place, or the greatest ego booster (depending on your perspective).  

In Hemet there are two "Super Wal-Marts". The air in each one is permeated with pathetic, and the floors are covered in broken dreams.
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Post by: AdrianLopez on May 22, 2011, 05:27:24 PM
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For a European who has never been to Walmart...is Walmart really like this? Like place where blacks hang out and act all weird?

Just curious.
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is eastern europe really like this ?
Eurotrip: Bratislava (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbcH_qYkeTc#)
just curious

Has been. Since the not so mighty $ goes downhill since month, it is quite the opposite now :D