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Title: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: HeshSesh on July 14, 2011, 07:22:37 PM
pretty much the same rules as the "the best ____ ever game" which was a twist off the "the best game"

I know everyone loves to hate! some one names a trick and the next person has to name the worst one ever done in a pro or very universal well known video.

#hihaters


lets start with front shuv
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: Doogie Howser Ph.D. on July 14, 2011, 08:28:00 PM
Me.

worst poster?
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: William Jefferson Clinton on July 14, 2011, 08:35:41 PM
Quote from: Doogie Howser on July 14, 2011, 08:28:00 PM
Me.

worst poster?
Me


worst poster?
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: Justis on July 14, 2011, 09:35:09 PM
me

worst toaster?
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: rmoto on July 14, 2011, 09:48:01 PM
My toaster.

Worst coaster?
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: duffmanshredder on July 14, 2011, 10:09:12 PM
This coaster
(http://www.peteranthonyholder.com/images/roller-vomit.jpg)

Worst cereal?
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: AlaskaChance on July 14, 2011, 10:53:54 PM
(http://blogs.babble.com/family-kitchen/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/capncrunch-213x300.jpg)

worst material
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: Eskorbut0 on July 14, 2011, 11:36:14 PM
wtf am i suppose to reply to that man ???

worst french fries
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: Doogie Howser Ph.D. on July 14, 2011, 11:48:22 PM
Fuckin Screaming Eagle at Six Flags, hurt my neck so bad!

worst fast-food?
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: AfterEight on July 15, 2011, 08:11:00 AM
Quote from: Doogie Howser on July 14, 2011, 11:48:22 PM
Fuckin Screaming Eagle at Six Flags, hurt my neck so bad!

worst fast-food?

Burger King

Worst female popstar?
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: Perro Mojado on July 15, 2011, 09:03:58 AM
Quote from: AfterEight on July 15, 2011, 08:11:00 AM
Quote from: Doogie Howser on July 14, 2011, 11:48:22 PM
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Fuckin Screaming Eagle at Six Flags, hurt my neck so bad!

worst fast-food?
[close]

Burger King

Worst female popstar?

fergie


worst way of dying ?
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: Cadillac Ranch Dressing on July 15, 2011, 09:59:31 AM
Fire.

Worst comedian?
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: Bronson on July 15, 2011, 10:01:36 AM
Quote from: Cadillac Ranch Dressing on July 15, 2011, 09:59:31 AM
Fire.

Worst comedian?
Adam Sandler.

Worst cumshot?
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: iKobrakai on July 15, 2011, 11:24:21 AM
Man, this random shit you people do has gone too far :) . Anyway, other than 360flips and heelflip shoves any fliptrick Duffel does.
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: chockfullofthat on July 15, 2011, 11:35:07 AM
Quote from: Bronson on July 15, 2011, 10:01:36 AM
Quote from: Cadillac Ranch Dressing on July 15, 2011, 09:59:31 AM
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Fire.

Worst comedian?
[close]
Adam Sandler.

Worst cumshot?

Creampie

Worst religion?
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: BuddyPal on July 15, 2011, 01:38:21 PM
Christianity

worst state to live in
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on July 15, 2011, 04:43:06 PM
Quote from: iKobrakai on July 15, 2011, 11:24:21 AM
Man, this random shit you people do has gone too far :) . Anyway, other than 360flips and heelflip shoves any fliptrick Duffel does.

His nollie inwards don't look too shabby to me.

Cataclysmic Abyss - Corey Duffel (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ4-66_yYz8#)

:50
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: AlaskaChance on July 15, 2011, 08:23:49 PM
Quote from: BuddyPal on July 15, 2011, 01:38:21 PM
Christianity

worst state to live in
Kansas (from what I hear)

worst porn site
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: Doogie Howser Ph.D. on July 15, 2011, 10:26:16 PM
I swear there's a Juggalo porn site

worst movie out right now?
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: AfterEight on July 15, 2011, 11:32:12 PM
I hope i'm not starting a shit storm but islam is probably the most violent and intolerant religion.
Zookeeper is the worst movie out right now according to the top sources.


Worst bone to break?
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: The Twilight Zone on July 16, 2011, 05:39:57 AM
your neck




worst rapper?
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: Cadillac Ranch Dressing on July 16, 2011, 08:52:49 AM
Soulja Boi


Worst beer?
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: GISM on July 16, 2011, 04:13:30 PM
Dog Bite Hi Gravity. Worst thing ever.

Worst American food product?
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: poor alice on July 16, 2011, 06:52:57 PM
fucking beef jerky is pretty bad

Worst handrail slam?
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: Justis on July 16, 2011, 09:30:33 PM
this guy
The Most Horrible SkateBoarding Fail [Broken Leg] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCcEwg3OJl4&feature=fvst#ws)

worse time where you shaved and had to awkwardly scatch your balls in public



story time
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: AfterEight on July 19, 2011, 06:16:01 AM
When I was 16 I dared to graze my sacred ball skin with a mach 3. Nothing terrible happened so I kept shaving until it was barren. Not just the sack, most of the area around and under I gave an old fashioned hot towel shave. I couldn’t believe the new sensations I was feeling; my package was experiencing complete bliss for the first time in my life. I thought I had discovered America.

I was proud of it. I wanted to show someone. I called a girl I was crushing on to see if she wanted to see a movie. I don’t even remember what it was; I do remember having to walk about 15 minutes to the theatre 3 days after going bald eagle. It’s like having a cactus in between your legs. The walk was bad, I had to do the thing where you put your hands in your pockets and push your pants forward. She was confused by it but everything was cool.

So we get into the movie and everything’s good. The pain went away after sitting still for an hour or so and I started making my 16 year old moves on the girl. I put an arm around her shoulder and was whispering some slick shit into her ear. She put her hand on my leg and giggled as I pitched a tent. What happened next was the worst handjob I’ve ever gotten. I was smitten and terrified at the same time. It felt amazing but it was impossible to ignore the pin cushion bouncing around and chafing my entire nether regions. My eyes watered and I forced a half smile.

It’s not worth it. You need a bit of hair down there.



Worst country in Africa
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: InternetDaddy on July 19, 2011, 10:39:35 PM
Nigeria.

Worst time to have a boner.
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: William Jefferson Clinton on July 19, 2011, 10:50:38 PM
Quote from: InternetDaddy on July 19, 2011, 10:39:35 PM
Nigeria.

Worst time to have a boner.
Holding a baby.
Worst time to jack off?
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: Lordata on July 20, 2011, 12:51:24 AM
just before skating, the hand of god will strike you down!

worst "punk" band?
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: AfterEight on July 20, 2011, 07:11:16 AM
Quote from: Lordata on July 20, 2011, 12:51:24 AM
just before skating, the hand of god will strike you down!

worst "punk" band?

Whatever band jake phelps is in.

Worst spice girl
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: rmoto on July 20, 2011, 06:43:43 PM
http://www.thespicegirls.com/thegirls/geri (http://www.thespicegirls.com/thegirls/geri)
that bitch


worst moustache?
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: AfterEight on July 20, 2011, 07:25:10 PM
(http://i.qkme.me/3yzm.jpg)

worst card game
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: AlaskaChance on July 20, 2011, 09:46:22 PM
(http://www.orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Centennial-Bridge-Club-1.jpg)

worst televised sport
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: Cadillac Ranch Dressing on July 20, 2011, 09:49:21 PM
(http://www.ultimateskateboarddist.com/site/wp-content/uploads/Dew_Tour.jpg)


Worst tattoo?
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: bostonRAW on July 20, 2011, 10:28:08 PM
(http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g190/tmoneyt10/rogers1.jpg)

worst pornstar?
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: gaunting on July 21, 2011, 11:48:09 PM
bridget the midget

worst std...
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: InternetDaddy on July 22, 2011, 02:14:10 AM
Quote from: TFUCKINA on July 21, 2011, 11:48:09 PM
bridget the midget

worst std...
HIV.  Worst sandwich.
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: Filip on July 22, 2011, 03:07:05 AM
Quote from: InternetDaddy on July 22, 2011, 02:14:10 AM
Quote from: TFUCKINA on July 21, 2011, 11:48:09 PM
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bridget the midget

worst std...
[close]
HIV.  Worst sandwich.

Anything MCdonalds, it that counts.

Worst rock band of the 80s.
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: chockfullofthat on July 22, 2011, 02:06:44 PM
Toto

Worst way to spend an acid trip?
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: bostonRAW on July 22, 2011, 02:44:37 PM
Quote from: chockfullofthat on July 22, 2011, 02:06:44 PM
Toto

Worst way to spend an acid trip?

dinner with the fam.

the worst beer?
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: gaunting on July 22, 2011, 04:22:13 PM
michelob ultra

worst jackson 5 member.
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: The Worst News Bear on July 22, 2011, 05:25:20 PM
Joe Jackson, fuck you he counts

Worst fight scene (post video)
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: bostonRAW on July 23, 2011, 10:13:02 AM
The Worst Boxer Ever with original commentary (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F98RPEkcBJQ#)


worst condiment?
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: AlaskaChance on July 23, 2011, 04:58:58 PM
(http://sp.life123.com/bm.pix/dill-pickle-relish.s600x600.jpg)

worst childrens cartoon
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: BriDen on July 23, 2011, 05:32:10 PM
(http://i2.listal.com/image/1694242/600full-jane-and-the-dragon-screenshot.jpg)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jane_and_the_Dragon_(TV_series) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jane_and_the_Dragon_(TV_series))



worst sitcom
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: BraveUlysses on July 23, 2011, 08:53:11 PM
House of Payne.     Worst company name?(non-skateboarding or skateboarding)
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: bangkadang on July 23, 2011, 10:42:10 PM
Quote from: BraveUlysses on July 23, 2011, 08:53:11 PM
House of Payne.     Worst company name?(non-skateboarding or skateboarding)

(http://i881.photobucket.com/albums/ac11/tronduhh/stupidprices.jpg)

worst skate mag
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: Bagger Vance on July 23, 2011, 10:49:44 PM
transworld

worst video game
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: Filip on July 23, 2011, 11:11:29 PM
World Of Warcraft, or any other MMO..

Worst shoe model ever/no D3/
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: chockfullofthat on July 25, 2011, 08:26:01 AM
Quote from: Filip on July 23, 2011, 11:11:29 PM
World Of Warcraft, or any other MMO..

Worst shoe model ever

D3

Worst thing to put your dick in?
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: AfterEight on July 25, 2011, 10:13:15 AM
hydrochloric acid

Worst Simpson's character
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: Upgrayedd on July 25, 2011, 10:40:16 AM
artie ziff.

worst way to ruin a skate sesh.
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: bangkadang on July 25, 2011, 10:55:24 AM
Quote from: Upgrayedd on July 25, 2011, 10:40:16 AM
artie ziff.

worst way to ruin a skate sesh.

break your ankle

worst place to take a shit
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: AfterEight on July 25, 2011, 11:42:32 AM
in a gay bar with 2 glory holes.

Worst state in the USA
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: 5onthat on July 25, 2011, 12:23:17 PM
new jersey

worst style
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: bostonRAW on July 25, 2011, 04:36:25 PM
worst artist?
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: Cadillac Ranch Dressing on July 25, 2011, 09:38:04 PM
Quote from: bostonRAW on July 25, 2011, 04:36:25 PM
worst artist?
Shepard Fairey


Worst car maker?
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: IskateBaker on July 26, 2011, 02:58:21 PM
Quote from: AfterEight on July 25, 2011, 11:42:32 AM
in a gay bar with 2 glory holes.

Worst state in the USA
Quote from: 5onthat on July 25, 2011, 12:23:17 PM
new jersey

worst style

Hell no
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: bostonRAW on July 26, 2011, 03:39:57 PM
Quote from: Cadillac Ranch Dressing on July 25, 2011, 09:38:04 PM
Quote from: bostonRAW on July 25, 2011, 04:36:25 PM
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worst artist?
[close]
Shepard Fairey


Worst car maker?


Hummer.

worst bro?
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: kevbo999 on July 26, 2011, 03:48:17 PM
(http://i52.tinypic.com/2n184nc.jpg)

Worst chocolate bar?
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: The Worst News Bear on July 26, 2011, 09:16:27 PM
never been a fan of plain hersheys

worst non-skate sponsor that a pro skater has
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: Omamori on July 27, 2011, 11:33:48 PM
I guess Target

Worst skate shoe company
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: Radbloke on July 27, 2011, 11:39:08 PM
Element.

Worst awards ceremony?
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: AfterEight on July 28, 2011, 07:53:28 AM
The Oscars.  80% snobs


Worst pick up line
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: finknoos on July 28, 2011, 08:26:51 AM
hey baby ive got herpes

worst reason to not skate
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: chockfullofthat on July 28, 2011, 09:01:04 AM
Quote from: finknoos on July 28, 2011, 08:26:51 AM
hey baby ive got herpes

worst reason to not skate

Being in jail for child pron.

Worst thing about LA?
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: Omamori on July 28, 2011, 02:04:55 PM
Everything besides the weather and skateboarding

Worst TV show
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: gaunting on July 28, 2011, 02:32:59 PM
hoarders

worst 70's horror movie
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: AfterEight on July 29, 2011, 07:52:08 AM
Quote from: TFUCKINA on July 28, 2011, 02:32:59 PM
hoarders

worst 70's horror movie

haha wtf who watches 70's horror movies.

(http://imgur.com/2zcg.gif)

Worst name for a skateboard trick.
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: TheNAC on July 29, 2011, 08:26:38 AM
Blizzard flip.

Worst time to wash your hair?
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: rmoto on July 29, 2011, 02:28:00 PM
prison

worst time to puke?
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: Filip on July 29, 2011, 03:01:32 PM
On wedding, being wife or husband, right after they ask you if you do.

Worst insect /sorry, I hate them/



Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: Shufflessss on August 04, 2011, 08:51:48 AM
Quote from: Filip on July 29, 2011, 03:01:32 PM
On wedding, being wife or husband, right after they ask you if you do.

Worst insect /sorry, I hate them/
You.

Worst credit card
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: The Twilight Zone on August 04, 2011, 10:30:38 AM
Quote from: Shufflessss on August 04, 2011, 08:51:48 AM
Quote from: Filip on July 29, 2011, 03:01:32 PM
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On wedding, being wife or husband, right after they ask you if you do.

Worst insect /sorry, I hate them/
[close]
You.

Worst credit card

looks like we just got "worst answer"
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: Gashead420 on August 05, 2011, 02:02:35 AM
Worst way to end a skate video.
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: finknoos on August 05, 2011, 02:05:49 AM
Quote from: Anti Hero on August 04, 2011, 10:30:38 AM
Quote from: Shufflessss on August 04, 2011, 08:51:48 AM
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Quote from: Filip on July 29, 2011, 03:01:32 PM
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On wedding, being wife or husband, right after they ask you if you do.

Worst insect /sorry, I hate them/
[close]
You.

Worst credit card
[close]

looks like we just got "worst answer"

im voting this for worst credit card...
Fail at Carlsbad Gap (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvomgSF1hQ0#)
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: Donkey Lips on August 05, 2011, 07:58:07 AM
I think board touched his lower intestine.
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: MostlyLurkin' on August 07, 2011, 07:42:10 PM
Quote from: Donkey Lips on August 05, 2011, 07:58:07 AM
I think board touched his lower intestine.

I wouldnt be surprised if somebody told me that kid died after that. holy fuck
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: Snake Stake on August 07, 2011, 08:37:19 PM
that kid died after that. holy fuck
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: iKobrakai on August 10, 2011, 02:28:10 PM
Quote from: finknoos on August 05, 2011, 02:05:49 AM
Quote from: Anti Hero on August 04, 2011, 10:30:38 AM
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Quote from: Shufflessss on August 04, 2011, 08:51:48 AM
Expand Quote
Quote from: Filip on July 29, 2011, 03:01:32 PM
Expand Quote
On wedding, being wife or husband, right after they ask you if you do.

Worst insect /sorry, I hate them/
[close]
You.

Worst credit card
[close]

looks like we just got "worst answer"
[close]

im voting this for worst credit card...
Fail at Carlsbad Gap (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvomgSF1hQ0#)

If the poor bastard did in fact die after this, it must be an absolute proof that there is a God. A God that wount hesitate to kill you for doing such horrible inward hellflips. There is a way to make them look good, I know that for sure!
Title: Re: The worst ____ ever.
Post by: MostlyLurkin' on August 10, 2011, 02:44:31 PM
Quote from: Snake Stake on August 07, 2011, 08:37:19 PM
that kid died after that. holy fuck

haha. as i suspected.

but seriously, was he ok after this?