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What's the story with Berra and Scientology? I'm looking for details. Does he go to 'church'? Are the berrics employee's other scientologists?
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he is a scientologist. Scientology is fucking nonsense. therefore, berra is a moron.
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How bad could Scientology really be.... if it allowed Steve Berra the privilege to go skinny dipping with Tom Cruise and his adopted kids...the black and white one.
(http://www3.laineygossip.com/pics/tom%20people%202%20oct07.jpg)
^ That guy knows how to party.
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berra and koston use the berrics to recruit members to the church of scientology. they plan to unify all skateboarders around the us with their unified program under the will of xenu. through their website they broadcast experimental mind-control messages such as shoot all skaters. berra plans to use the leverage of his recruited berric army to force himself back into the acting world where he can spread his message to a larger audience. through his alliance with rob dyrdek, he has already infiltrated his message into many average american households on mtv. they plan to corrupt the youth by broadcasting videos of their favorite skateboarders performing tricks with hidden scientology undertones. they force anyone who enters their complex into signing away their soul to xenu. they mask their whole plot under the theme of the greater good of skateboarding. koston who had once in the past been bitter and hateful toward nike corporate plot to also use the power of skateboarding to construct an army for their view of the world, now saw an attempt to ally himself with the financial backing of the mega-corp. koston decided with the limitless funds he would receive from nike, nothing would be able to prevent him from manufacturing an army of robotic park skating drones. olson who had once entered the berrics after signing away his soul discovered documents revealing koston and berra's plan to corrupt the minds of the skateboarding youth through catchphrases such as "text yo self", "butter", "buttery", and "banging". in otherwords tysbbb or today you shall breath burnt bibles. (burnt bible is a slang non-believers use when referring to the scientologist's holy book of xenotraphagon) olson signed a treaty with berra saying that if he would be featured in one "text yo self" if he was allowed to flee the berrics and never return. berra agreed but was unaware that olson had found the document and made a copy. olson flee'd to his base and also began to try and infiltrate the media through his good-looks and boyish charm to spread hidden anti-berric agenda in his interactions with the public. it was no use. without the robotic moves of the berrics army, olson was only able to reveal so much. as a last minute resort olson hacked into a public server known as tumblr to reveal the message that no one should never visit the berrics in an attempt to foil their plan.
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berra and koston use the berrics to recruit members to the church of scientology. they plan to unify all skateboarders around the us with their unified program under the will of xenu. through their website they broadcast experimental mind-control messages such as shoot all skaters. berra plans to use the leverage of his recruited berric army to force himself back into the acting world where he can spread his message to a larger audience. through his alliance with rob dyrdek, he has already infiltrated his message into many average american households on mtv. they plan to corrupt the youth by broadcasting videos of their favorite skateboarders performing tricks with hidden scientology undertones. they force anyone who enters their complex into signing away their soul to xenu. they mask their whole plot under the theme of the greater good of skateboarding. koston who had once in the past been bitter and hateful toward nike corporate plot to also use the power of skateboarding to construct an army for their view of the world, now saw an attempt to ally himself with the financial backing of the mega-corp. koston decided with the limitless funds he would receive from nike, nothing would be able to prevent him from manufacturing an army of robotic park skating drones. olson who had once entered the berrics after signing away his soul discovered documents revealing koston and berra's plan to corrupt the minds of the skateboarding youth through catchphrases such as "text yo self", "butter", "buttery", and "banging". in otherwords tysbbb or today you shall breath burnt bibles. (burnt bible is a slang non-believers use when referring to the scientologist's holy book of xenotraphagon) olson signed a treaty with berra saying that if he would be featured in one "text yo self" if he was allowed to flee the berrics and never return. berra agreed but was unaware that olson had found the document and made a copy. olson flee'd to his base and also began to try and infiltrate the media through his good-looks and boyish charm to spread hidden anti-berric agenda in his interactions with the public. it was no use. without the robotic moves of the berrics army, olson was only able to reveal so much. as a last minute resort olson hacked into a public server known as tumblr to reveal the message that no one should never visit the berrics in an attempt to foil their plan.
YES!
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new favorite poster
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berra and koston use the berrics to recruit members to the church of scientology. they plan to unify all skateboarders around the us with their unified program under the will of xenu. through their website they broadcast experimental mind-control messages such as shoot all skaters. berra plans to use the leverage of his recruited berric army to force himself back into the acting world where he can spread his message to a larger audience. through his alliance with rob dyrdek, he has already infiltrated his message into many average american households on mtv. they plan to corrupt the youth by broadcasting videos of their favorite skateboarders performing tricks with hidden scientology undertones. they force anyone who enters their complex into signing away their soul to xenu. they mask their whole plot under the theme of the greater good of skateboarding. koston who had once in the past been bitter and hateful toward nike corporate plot to also use the power of skateboarding to construct an army for their view of the world, now saw an attempt to ally himself with the financial backing of the mega-corp. koston decided with the limitless funds he would receive from nike, nothing would be able to prevent him from manufacturing an army of robotic park skating drones. olson who had once entered the berrics after signing away his soul discovered documents revealing koston and berra's plan to corrupt the minds of the skateboarding youth through catchphrases such as "text yo self", "butter", "buttery", and "banging". in otherwords tysbbb or today you shall breath burnt bibles. (burnt bible is a slang non-believers use when referring to the scientologist's holy book of xenotraphagon) olson signed a treaty with berra saying that if he would be featured in one "text yo self" if he was allowed to flee the berrics and never return. berra agreed but was unaware that olson had found the document and made a copy. olson flee'd to his base and also began to try and infiltrate the media through his good-looks and boyish charm to spread hidden anti-berric agenda in his interactions with the public. it was no use. without the robotic moves of the berrics army, olson was only able to reveal so much. as a last minute resort olson hacked into a public server known as tumblr to reveal the message that no one should never visit the berrics in an attempt to foil their plan.
(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100108063233/uncyclopedia/images/archive/b/b5/20100108063328!Exploding-head.gif)
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I actually talked to Berra about Scientology years ago and it's kind of a weird thing. He does go to the Church of Scientology but it's not a traditional Church like you are thinking of. Scientologists go to the Church of Scientology to attend classes and courses and they do this 4-5 times a week and they last the majority of each day. And of course you pay a ton of money to take and attend said courses. But the real shocker was when Berra told me the courses never end, apparently there is always more books to buy and courses to pay for till the day you die. The courses are mostly about becoming a better person individually and within society. This was back when Berra was married to Juliette Lewis so I'd always assumed she was the one who got him into it, but when I asked her if she was a Scientologist as well she said no. Weird stuff.
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berra and koston use the berrics to recruit members to the church of scientology. they plan to unify all skateboarders around the us with their unified program under the will of xenu. through their website they broadcast experimental mind-control messages such as shoot all skaters. berra plans to use the leverage of his recruited berric army to force himself back into the acting world where he can spread his message to a larger audience. through his alliance with rob dyrdek, he has already infiltrated his message into many average american households on mtv. they plan to corrupt the youth by broadcasting videos of their favorite skateboarders performing tricks with hidden scientology undertones. they force anyone who enters their complex into signing away their soul to xenu. they mask their whole plot under the theme of the greater good of skateboarding. koston who had once in the past been bitter and hateful toward nike corporate plot to also use the power of skateboarding to construct an army for their view of the world, now saw an attempt to ally himself with the financial backing of the mega-corp. koston decided with the limitless funds he would receive from nike, nothing would be able to prevent him from manufacturing an army of robotic park skating drones. olson who had once entered the berrics after signing away his soul discovered documents revealing koston and berra's plan to corrupt the minds of the skateboarding youth through catchphrases such as "text yo self", "butter", "buttery", and "banging". in otherwords tysbbb or today you shall breath burnt bibles. (burnt bible is a slang non-believers use when referring to the scientologist's holy book of xenotraphagon) olson signed a treaty with berra saying that if he would be featured in one "text yo self" if he was allowed to flee the berrics and never return. berra agreed but was unaware that olson had found the document and made a copy. olson flee'd to his base and also began to try and infiltrate the media through his good-looks and boyish charm to spread hidden anti-berric agenda in his interactions with the public. it was no use. without the robotic moves of the berrics army, olson was only able to reveal so much. as a last minute resort olson hacked into a public server known as tumblr to reveal the message that no one should never visit the berrics in an attempt to foil their plan.
(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100108063233/uncyclopedia/images/archive/b/b5/20100108063328!Exploding-head.gif)
post of 2011 can someone bump garvy to instant pal status, and how is chris roberts as an owner he seems very caring
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Garvy is the best, cool cat too
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the recreation of this thread is proof that SLAP if full of fucktards.
he's a kook, he believes some crazy shit, get over it.
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I actually talked to Berra about Scientology years ago and it's kind of a weird thing. He does go to the Church of Scientology but it's not a traditional Church like you are thinking of. Scientologists go to the Church of Scientology to attend classes and courses and they do this 4-5 times a week and they last the majority of each day. And of course you pay a ton of money to take and attend said courses. But the real shocker was when Berra told me the courses never end, apparently there is always more books to buy and courses to pay for till the day you die. The courses are mostly about becoming a better person individually and within society. This was back when Berra was married to Juliette Lewis so I'd always assumed she was the one who got him into it, but when I asked her if she was a Scientologist as well she said no. Weird stuff.
who you talked to may have been one of 17 cloned stephen berra. in the late 80s early 90s berra decided it would be easier to infiltrate the skateboarding world through a street skating persona rather than a vert skating one. desperately trying to cure his vert foot berra decided it would be best to clone himself and erase all prior skating memories from the clones head. after 17 attempts he finally managed to clone a clone that could perform backside flips. he ordered the clone to backside flip everything. he hired personal landscapers to create spots manufactured to look like legitimate street spots. this all took place before berra had the support of the berrics. it drained all of his financial resources. it also took a huge toll on his personal life. steven berra came home one night to find his wife juliette lewis involved in a bukkake with the other berra clones. reluctantly he stared as each one blasted their load on juliette lewis's face. as you can imagine... this image scarred berra. this single image fueled berra's desire to manufacture the berrics army. once juliette became aware of berra's plan she left him. she tried to have him blacklisted from the acting world. with her influence and berra's lack of talent it was rather easy. what juliette didn't know is that berra would now try to force his will on the skateboarding world. like i mentioned before, he would then use his skateboarding influence to re-enter the media as stephen berra is seen in this video encouraging the youths of society to join scientology aka "the good life":
Bill Paxton and Steve Berra on THE GOOD LIFE at AFI DALLAS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6d4Fdaxmwk#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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the recreation of this thread is proof that SLAP if full of fucktards.
he's a kook, he believes some crazy shit, get over it.
(http://static.images.memegenerator.net/Instances400/8/8727/8937384.jpg)
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http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0077284/ (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0077284/)
yikes..
stephen berra :-\
koston loses his shit..
so backing alex olson these days.. kids got spunk
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http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0077284/ (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0077284/)
Steve Berra has been with Birdhouse Projects since its inception. He is a high-impact skater (50-50 tranfers down 12 foot drops) and an aspiring actor.
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xenu sounds like a cheesy truck company btw.
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the recreation of this thread is proof that SLAP if full of fucktards.
he's a kook, he believes some crazy shit, get over it.
(http://static.images.memegenerator.net/Instances400/8/8727/8937384.jpg)
oh SNAP
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I actually talked to Berra about Scientology years ago and it's kind of a weird thing. He does go to the Church of Scientology but it's not a traditional Church like you are thinking of. Scientologists go to the Church of Scientology to attend classes and courses and they do this 4-5 times a week and they last the majority of each day. And of course you pay a ton of money to take and attend said courses. But the real shocker was when Berra told me the courses never end, apparently there is always more books to buy and courses to pay for till the day you die. The courses are mostly about becoming a better person individually and within society. This was back when Berra was married to Juliette Lewis so I'd always assumed she was the one who got him into it, but when I asked her if she was a Scientologist as well she said no. Weird stuff.
who you talked to may have been one of 17 cloned stephen berra. in the late 80s early 90s berra decided it would be easier to infiltrate the skateboarding world through a street skating persona rather than a vert skating one. desperately trying to cure his vert foot berra decided it would be best to clone himself and erase all prior skating memories from the clones head. after 17 attempts he finally managed to clone a clone that could perform backside flips. he ordered the clone to backside flip everything. he hired personal landscapers to create spots manufactured to look like legitimate street spots. this all took place before berra had the support of the berrics. it drained all of his financial resources. it also took a huge toll on his personal life. steven berra came home one night to find his wife juliette lewis involved in a bukkake with the other berra clones. reluctantly he stared as each one blasted their load on juliette lewis's face. as you can imagine... this image scarred berra. this single image fueled berra's desire to manufacture the berrics army. once juliette became aware of berra's plan she left him. she tried to have him blacklisted from the acting world. with her influence and berra's lack of talent it was rather easy. what juliette didn't know is that berra would now try to force his will on the skateboarding world. like i mentioned before, he would then use his skateboarding influence to re-enter the media as stephen berra is seen in this video encouraging the youths of society to join scientology aka "the good life":
Bill Paxton and Steve Berra on THE GOOD LIFE at AFI DALLAS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6d4Fdaxmwk#)
I think you are onto something there Garvy, he did throw a massive bs flip that day.
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The way N-SB describes berra and the berrics is reminiscent of the panorama on scientology and its "techniques" of tracking and slamming its ex members or people that have spoken against it http://n-sb.org/10430/eric-koston-mad-at-alex-olson-for-hating-on-the-berrics/news/ (http://n-sb.org/10430/eric-koston-mad-at-alex-olson-for-hating-on-the-berrics/news/)
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fuck this kind of bullshit doesnt get me anywhere, I went skating today, what about doing that, this is brainwashing kids son!
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I actually talked to Berra about Scientology years ago and it's kind of a weird thing. He does go to the Church of Scientology but it's not a traditional Church like you are thinking of. Scientologists go to the Church of Scientology to attend classes and courses and they do this 4-5 times a week and they last the majority of each day. And of course you pay a ton of money to take and attend said courses. But the real shocker was when Berra told me the courses never end, apparently there is always more books to buy and courses to pay for till the day you die. The courses are mostly about becoming a better person individually and within society. This was back when Berra was married to Juliette Lewis so I'd always assumed she was the one who got him into it, but when I asked her if she was a Scientologist as well she said no. Weird stuff.
http://www.truthaboutscientology.com/stats/by-name/j/juliette-lewis.html (http://www.truthaboutscientology.com/stats/by-name/j/juliette-lewis.html)
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xenu sounds like a cheesy truck company btw.
Oh how I laughed at this in font of my girl. Ill never get laid again...
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Dill's opinion:
http://vansskateblog.blogspot.com/2011/07/pfanner-grosso-dill-in-skateboarder.html (http://vansskateblog.blogspot.com/2011/07/pfanner-grosso-dill-in-skateboarder.html)
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http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0077284/ (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0077284/)
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Steve Berra has been with Birdhouse Projects since its inception. He is a high-impact skater (50-50 tranfers down 12 foot drops) and an aspiring actor.
HiGh ImPaKt Sk8eR!!!!
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Dill's opinion:
http://vansskateblog.blogspot.com/2011/07/pfanner-grosso-dill-in-skateboarder.html (http://vansskateblog.blogspot.com/2011/07/pfanner-grosso-dill-in-skateboarder.html)
this dill interview got me so hyped, so fucking stoked on him and ave skating together everyday, even if its in cali
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I actually talked to Berra about Scientology years ago and it's kind of a weird thing. He does go to the Church of Scientology but it's not a traditional Church like you are thinking of. Scientologists go to the Church of Scientology to attend classes and courses and they do this 4-5 times a week and they last the majority of each day. And of course you pay a ton of money to take and attend said courses. But the real shocker was when Berra told me the courses never end, apparently there is always more books to buy and courses to pay for till the day you die. The courses are mostly about becoming a better person individually and within society. This was back when Berra was married to Juliette Lewis so I'd always assumed she was the one who got him into it, but when I asked her if she was a Scientologist as well she said no. Weird stuff.
Thanks for posting the only coherent response. Like Chatroulette, on Slap you have to sift through the boners to get to what you're looking for. Most of you are here for the boners.
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Dill's opinion:
http://vansskateblog.blogspot.com/2011/07/pfanner-grosso-dill-in-skateboarder.html (http://vansskateblog.blogspot.com/2011/07/pfanner-grosso-dill-in-skateboarder.html)
haha dill rules
on scientology: "... fuck scientology. who is gonna buy into that shit really? i mean, really, for whoever is going to take offense to that statement, i mean 'BUY IN.' who is gonna buy in? jesus christ. look at the world and look at nature. look at the ebb and flow of life up to now, and you're going to tell me you're putting all your bets on that religion? then you're more of a psycho than i am. and thats the facts, jack."
haha.. brilliant.
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This is quite a weird coincidence. I was just reading about Berra and Juliette Lewis the other day and decided to do a bit of research on their Scientology. Basically it's some thing that's supposed to make you a better person. In reality it's a criminal organisation.
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"In reality it's a criminal organisation."
Moreso than the Catholic Church, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, or any other religious organization? How so?
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"In reality it's a criminal organisation."
Moreso than the Catholic Church, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, or any other religious organization?? How so?
you have to pay to get in, then pay more to get told stuff
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it must feel really good knowing the only reason your script was picked up is because you joined a club
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Burroughs wrote a gnarly book on it in the 70s.
they tried their damnedest to not let it see print.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ali's_Smile:_Naked_Scientology (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ali's_Smile:_Naked_Scientology)
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Is Kalis following in Xenu's footsteps? That would explain a lot.
As much as I love Kalis, he and perhaps no one else could ever rule the 26 stars and 76 planets of the Galactic Confederacy like Xenu.
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Anyone that hates on Scientology, but accepts Christianity/Judaism/Islam is cunt-licking faggot hypocrit who shouldn't ever post again because their opinion is worth LESS than what I just flushed while typing this up.
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Basically it's some thing that's supposed to make you a better person. In reality it's a criminal organization.
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Anyone that hates on Scientology, but accepts Christianity/Judaism/Islam is cunt-licking faggot hypocrit who shouldn't ever post again because their opinion is worth LESS than what I just flushed while typing this up.
Steve?
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Anyone that hates on Scientology, but accepts Christianity/Judaism/Islam is cunt-licking faggot hypocrit who shouldn't ever post again because their opinion is worth LESS than what I just flushed while typing this up.
Careful... you're thetans are showing
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People are sleeping on Scientology. They figured out how they built the pyramids and other mysteries of the world.
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"In reality it's a criminal organisation."
Moreso than the Catholic Church, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, or any other religious organization?? How so?
you have to pay to get in, then pay more to get told stuff
That more or less sums up my University experience. I defected from the Church Of Marxism though.
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I grew up in Hemet, CA where they have a compound there. Look it up, there is video on it. My mother owned a home next to an apt complex where a grip of them lived. On a daily basis a bus would come and pick them up and take them there. It was a very surreal thing because they would all get on single file like robots. Even when on the bus they wouldn't look anywhere but forward. I enjoy making people laugh and exchanging jokes on the forum but I am not joking about this. It was REALLY WEIRD. At that point in time I was like a freshman in high school and I tried very hard to get a reaction out of them and I got nothing.
Scientology is not a religion. It is a business. Plain and simple.
Who would have thought, a science fiction writer "discovering" a religion that involves aliens?
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Not to mention the lengths they will go to, to finance the "classes".. Liens on homes, etc etc
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Psychologically, their methods of obtaining new "parishioners" is very manipulative as well.
Sorry for the double post.
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berra and koston use the berrics to recruit members to the church of scientology. they plan to unify all skateboarders around the us with their unified program under the will of xenu. through their website they broadcast experimental mind-control messages such as shoot all skaters. berra plans to use the leverage of his recruited berric army to force himself back into the acting world where he can spread his message to a larger audience. through his alliance with rob dyrdek, he has already infiltrated his message into many average american households on mtv. they plan to corrupt the youth by broadcasting videos of their favorite skateboarders performing tricks with hidden scientology undertones. they force anyone who enters their complex into signing away their soul to xenu. they mask their whole plot under the theme of the greater good of skateboarding. koston who had once in the past been bitter and hateful toward nike corporate plot to also use the power of skateboarding to construct an army for their view of the world, now saw an attempt to ally himself with the financial backing of the mega-corp. koston decided with the limitless funds he would receive from nike, nothing would be able to prevent him from manufacturing an army of robotic park skating drones. olson who had once entered the berrics after signing away his soul discovered documents revealing koston and berra's plan to corrupt the minds of the skateboarding youth through catchphrases such as "text yo self", "butter", "buttery", and "banging". in otherwords tysbbb or today you shall breath burnt bibles. (burnt bible is a slang non-believers use when referring to the scientologist's holy book of xenotraphagon) olson signed a treaty with berra saying that if he would be featured in one "text yo self" if he was allowed to flee the berrics and never return. berra agreed but was unaware that olson had found the document and made a copy. olson flee'd to his base and also began to try and infiltrate the media through his good-looks and boyish charm to spread hidden anti-berric agenda in his interactions with the public. it was no use. without the robotic moves of the berrics army, olson was only able to reveal so much. as a last minute resort olson hacked into a public server known as tumblr to reveal the message that no one should never visit the berrics in an attempt to foil their plan.
Best new poster 4 sure. PS: Break me off some of the shit your smoking.
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Burroughs wrote a gnarly book on it in the 70s.
they tried their damnedest to not let it see print.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ali's_Smile:_Naked_Scientology (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ali's_Smile:_Naked_Scientology)
interesting.
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Scientology is pretty gay but Koston taking shots at Olson's skate career was funny as hell to me for some reason.