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General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: happenstance on December 28, 2011, 10:18:34 AM
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I will start this by asking a question. You answer it to the best of your ability and then continue the game by asking a new question on any topic. Then repeat. The question can be a joke, serious, one you don't know the answer to, open-ended (like mine below) and so on and so forth.
If Stalin was actually responsible for more deaths than Hitler, then why do people consider Hitler to be worse?
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I will start this by asking a question. You answer it to the best of your ability and then continue the game by asking a new question on any topic. Then repeat. The question can be a joke, serious, one you don't know the answer to, open-ended (like mine below) and so on and so forth.
If Stalin was actually responsible for more deaths than Hitler, then why do people consider Hitler to be worse?
People might look at Stalin as the one helping end WW2. Also, what he did to his own people might not be as widely discussed as Hitlers holocaust.
What happens if I only eat wasabi for a year?
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You'd probably die of malnutrition pretty quickly. Someone told me you can eat bananas on their own forever because they have everything you need, don't know if thats true though.
Have you ever attempted to give yourself fellatio? If so, were you succesful?
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You'd probably die of malnutrition pretty quickly. Someone told me you can eat bananas on their own forever because they have everything you need, don't know if thats true though.
Have you ever attempted to give yourself fellatio? If so, were you succesful?
Yes. Only in a dream.
Do you think it's obnoxious and vain when people repeatedly post pictures of themselves on facebook, instagram, their phone. If so, how do you go about calling them out on it?
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I don't consider it obnoxiously vain. Social networks are basically "look at me! look at me!" websites anyway. I never call anybody out on that. I do hit the like button when girls post revealing shots. I like to show my encouragement.
What parts of a chicken wouldn't you eat?
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the beak, feet, eyes, and cloaca (combined poophole and peehole). everything else is game. i'll eat a full bird like my name was king henry.
since russians only wear track suits (it's a proven fact), do you think they save their finest track suits (complete with epaulets and a golden zipper) for weddings, funerals, and job interviews, or do they just wear their everyday track suit?
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I believe the answer is an enthusiastic "dah!"
...if we found out that all of the land mass under the Arctic ice was gold, would that make gold cheaper or create rich Eskimos?
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I believe the answer is an enthusiastic "dah!"
...if we found out that all of the land mass under the Arctic ice was gold, would that make gold cheaper or create rich Eskimos?
most likely cheaper gold.
what's in Area 51?
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My grandfather had access to it and claims there are no aliens and UFOs, just military experiments and weapons development. Who knows, I am not claiming he told me the truth.
My OCD friend next to me wants me to ask why men don't lift the toilet seat? OCD in the sense that this is a dude asking the question. I lift the toilet seat at home and friends houses but public restrooms are fare game.
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Like you, I don't give a shit if it's a public restroom, but will anywhere else. It's probably in the next person's best interest to wipe the seat down anyway if they're taking a shit. But if there needs to be a specific reason, it's gotta be general laziness.
Do you think someone's more likely to be a shitty driver if they spend a lot of time complaining about how terrible everyone else on the road is?
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Do you think someone's more likely to be a shitty driver if they spend a lot of time complaining about how terrible everyone else on the road is?
Most likely because if they're focusing on what other niggas be doing then they're not paying attention to their own driving.
Have you ever shit in public?
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I've shit in plenty of public places. Bushes, alleys, beaches. Sometimes you get kinda drunk, it's a long walk home, and you don't really care about one of the socks you're wearing.
If you could be one professional wrestler, past or present, for a week. Who would you be, and why?
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I've shit in plenty of public places. Bushes, alleys, beaches. Sometimes you get kinda drunk, it's a long walk home, and you don't really care about one of the socks you're wearing.
If you could be one professional wrestler, past or present, for a week. Who would you be, and why?
I'd probably be Yokozuna. It would be satisfying to not wipe my ass and sit on peoples faces as a finishing move. Plus, the thought of being that fucking fat for a week would be enlightening and I'd probably have a membership to some seedy Asian spa.
If you could bring one man back from life, who would it be and why?
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I've shit in plenty of public places. Bushes, alleys, beaches. Sometimes you get kinda drunk, it's a long walk home, and you don't really care about one of the socks you're wearing.
If you could be one professional wrestler, past or present, for a week. Who would you be, and why?
I'd probably be Yokozuna. It would be satisfying to not wipe my ass and sit on peoples faces as a finishing move. Plus, the thought of being that fucking fat for a week would be enlightening and I'd probably have a membership to some seedy Asian spa.
If you could bring one man back from life, who would it be and why?
I would chose John Lennon because I want to see his reaction at the world today and how he has influenced the world. I would also like to hear his opinion on the politics of today.
Who was the one women in your life that you wish you had a second chance with and why?
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Savanna. The girl I'm actually getting my 2nd chance with. Were only in university but we get along great. The reason it ended last time is because I went to school thirty minutes away from her and we were both too busy for eachother. But I'm transferring to her school now (not because of her) and we started talking again a couple months ago. I think we are getting back together, which I am stoked on because I love her.
Did you ever have the oppurtunity to save someones life? If so, what happened?
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no, I gotta say I have never been in a position to save someone else's life.
do you think it's possible to stop using drugs to focus on other goals, be it professional or life goals?
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no, I gotta say I have never been in a position to save someone else's life.
do you think it's possible to stop using drugs to focus on other goals, be it professional or life goals?
Yes. There are plenty of examples inside of skateboarding. Mariano, Reynolds, Greco. Many people who have gone through such a transition speak about how they need to reach the absolute bottom before they wake up and start gathering courage for a change. Its most likely pretty fucking hard after years of abuse. Drugs change your brain.
Can you live a fulfilling life and be truly happy with intense chronic pain?
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I think it's possible, if your a masochistic your chances are probably higher. You could constantly be getting off or something.
If toliet paper was banned globally and the only two legal options left for asswiping were double ply cardboard or plastic bags what would you choose and why?
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I think I would have to go with the cardboard, maybe try and make it a little more maliable/absorbant with some flexing. Plastic bag just says shit all over my bum.
Are you a religious person? if so or not, what are your motivations?
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I think I would have to go with the cardboard, maybe try and make it a little more maliable/absorbant with some flexing. Plastic bag just says shit all over my bum.
Are you a religious person? if so or not, what are your motivations?
No I am not but I am motivated by a moral standard of common decency. A 'treat others as you would like to be treated' sort of ethos.
What selfless act can you commit tomorrow?
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Probably won't be able to do any because i'm getting surgery on my right eardrum, so it depends on whatever kind of "recovery" i'll be dealing with.
Do you think my balance will be thrown off temporarily as a result of my surgery tomorrow?
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Speaking from experience as a butcher's son, yea you will.
Have you ever tasted your own semen?
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .No. . .
If a foreign country invaded your country, would you be taken as prisoner or fight back?
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id say niether, id just hide out and do what i gota.
skating has given us all something but have you ever thought you missed out on stuff because of it?
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id say niether, id just hide out and do what i gota.
skating has given us all something but have you ever thought you missed out on stuff because of it?
I would say I have missed out on some encounters with the fairer sex for sure.
Where has skateboarding brought you that you couldn't have imagined yourself ever going?
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Where has skateboarding brought you that you couldn't have imagined yourself ever going?
Well I've always been a bit of a traveler so I wouldn't say I was brought to London, for instance, specifically for skating. I would have to go with Florence, Kentucky. If it wasn't for skateboarding I would have never heard of this place or definitely wouldn't have traveled there.
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What's the absolutely most fucked up, demented dream you've ever had? What do you think it meant?
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What's the absolutely most fucked up, demented dream you've ever had? What do you think it meant?
I actually dreamt that I went to the Berrics with my long dead mother last night. Probably the weirdest dream I've had in a long time that I remember in graphic detail. She was killing it btw and yes, Berra was still a penis, even in my unconscious.
As to what it meant, I have zero idea...
Have you ever felt genuinely suicidal and if so how did you escape its clutches?
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Never. I've often contemplated the lack of meaning and reason for me to stay alive, but I have a really short attention span so then I get distracted by my penis or something. I think Dr Manhattan sums it up, 'A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts.'
Would you rather have sex with a dog (it fucks you) and no one to ever know about it, or would you rather not get fucked by a dog but EVERYONE in the whole world to think you did (you can't convince them otherwise).
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probably having everyone think that i did. the only people that would care wouldnt really be worth my time.
would you kill someone you knew to save your own life?
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Only if i knew i for sure could, like if i was possibly gonna fail i'd make a truce with them. But if was taller/bigger/older I'd prolly go for it.
Oyola, Kalis, Dyrdek. You have to marry one, fuck one, kill one. Which do u choose?
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Marry dyrdek for the cash, fuck kalis cuz he has smooth skin/hardbody and if the rumours are true he is experienced back there. Kill oyola but I'd feel bad about it.
Rate (out of 10) and describe the hottest and ugliest girls you've 'hooked up wit'
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Hottest (9): Probably my ex in college who was full Chinese but spoke perfect English and was a part time model and beauty queen. Kind of flat, but that's not a huge deal to me.
Ugliest (3): A Chunky girl who had tiny tits. That's the only time I've had to deal with that combination. I remember just being horribly disapointed when I finally got her bra off. I was nearly 20 keystones deep. She ended up walking 3 miles home at 4am after I told her I had a girlfriend. Pretty shitty but it made me feel better that I didn't have to wake up next to her.
Do you ever think of how many people have been indirectly killed because of you when you buy or use drugs? Should you?
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Never done drugs before, not even weed. If I did, yes. Most likely your drugs would come from some cartels in Mexico or central america. I would quit soley for that reason if I did drugs.
Assuming you're not gay or bi. Would you have sex with a man (given and receiving oral, anal, etc) that would be broadcast on television worldwide for 10 billion dollars?
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Fuck yes I would. With ten billion dollars you could pay to never let anyone see that footage ever again. One night of horrible times with a dude for the rest of a lifetime of doing whatever the hell you want. totally worth it.
If you only had the choice of drinking just beer or hard liquor for the rest of your life what would you pick?
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Beer all the way! liquor makes me sick everytime.
if you could time travel but you only have 3 times to do so, what, where, when, why?
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If the questions don't apply to you, don't answer them. Just a waste of a good question.
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To all of you who live in a city: On rainy or snowy nights, do you ever stop to think about all of the homeless people who are dying super close to you?
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Not really. Maybe I should. I've met some shithead homeless people. When you'd give them a spare penny all they did was buy booze. They never really looked for work. One of them said its pretty comfortable in the summer, I'm assuming winter is another whole story. But I guess to answer the question.. no not really. I focus more on my bills to pay I guess.
Do you believe in Karma? Answer with an example from your life
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To all of you who live in a city: On rainy or snowy nights, do you ever stop to think about all of the homeless people who are dying super close to you?
no. all those fucker got some free shelter around the city. all they have to do is get there before 9
Do you believe in Karma? Answer with an example from your life
no i don't. i beleive that when you do good, you feel good. but that's about it
Assuming you're not gay or bi. Would you have sex with a man (given and receiving oral, anal, etc) that would be broadcast on television worldwide for 10 billion dollars?
10 billion ? fuck yeah i would
would you kill someone you knew to save your own life?
i guess so
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Not really. Maybe I should. I've met some shithead homeless people. When you'd give them a spare penny all they did was buy booze. They never really looked for work. One of them said its pretty comfortable in the summer, I'm assuming winter is another whole story. But I guess to answer the question.. no not really. I focus more on my bills to pay I guess.
Do you believe in Karma? Answer with an example from your life
Since the stud didn't post a new question, yes I do. My former friend dropped me from his wedding party recently because of some personal stuff I have going on. Unrelenting and dickish about it, he backed into a pole later that day and fucked the back of his car up. Asshole.
If you are in a long term committed relationship (married, engaged, living together etc etc.) do you ever think about maybe you found the wrong person and your "soul mate" of sorts is out there elsewhere?
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sorry i was about to
Have you ever tasted your own semen?
yup. lady friend involved.
have you ever bullied someone
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sorry i was about to
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Have you ever tasted your own semen?
have you ever bullied someone
its cool :-*
but not that I know of and not on purpose. I got made fun of enough as a kid.
Implying if you're straight. Have you ever had a bi curious fantasy?
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Have you ever tasted your own semen?
have you ever bullied someone
but not that I know of and not on purpose. I got made fun of enough as a kid.
Implying if you're straight. Have you ever had a bi curious fantasy?
Had a bi curios crush as a teenager.
Have you ever came so hard that your penis made a squirting noise (I have)?
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sorry i was about to
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Have you ever tasted your own semen?
have you ever bullied someone
but not that I know of and not on purpose. I got made fun of enough as a kid.
Implying if you're straight. Have you ever had a bi curious fantasy?
Have you ever came so hard that your penis made a squirting noise (I have)?
Yeah.
Tribal tattoo or tattoo of arbitrary Japanese symbols?
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I don't have any tattoos, nor do I have any plans to get one but I would definitely go with the Japanese symbols. That is a no-brainer.
A new-age hippy businessman drove from home at an average speed of 30 mph to an airport where a helicopter was waiting. The hippy in denial boarded the helicopter and flew to private yoga studio at an average speed of 60 mph. The entire distance was 150 miles; the entire trip took three hours. What is the distance from the airport to the yoga studio?
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30 miles from home to airport. 120 miles from the airport to the yoga studio.
If you could freeze time and do shit while everyone else was frozen and unaware of you, what would you do?
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if i have to limit this to one thing i'd probably rob a bunch of walmarts. i also have a short list of people i'd like to punch in the nuts or leave them someplace crowded with no clothes.
fuck one marry one kill one: glen danzig, rick ross, j rog.
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1.i would marry them all.
2.divorce them
3.? ? ? ?
4.profit
have someone ever ate kfc and felt good afterward ?
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several times, but i can't eat too much of it.
whats your age and how many chicks you jammed?
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27
i've only made females into jam twice. I usually use grapes or strawberries.
If you had to eat a turd, but were allowed one dipping sauce, what would you pick?
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Ranch. If it can make tombstone pizza taste good then a turd would be no problem.
Gay things you do on a regular basis?
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Ranch.? If it can make tombstone pizza taste good then a turd would be no problem.
Gay things you do on a regular basis?
i skate.
would you date a taller chick?
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how about a real short chick? not a midget, but short, even for a girl.
fuck it why not as long as she's not weird looking or fat.
kinkiest thing you've done with a chick.
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Fucked some girl whilst sitting on a rail behind a car in daylight while a truck driver watched
If you were locked in a room with your fantasy girl and she was down to fuck and do ANYTHING you wanted, but you had a 7/10 chance of getting aids would you do it? If not, what odds would you take?
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Fucked some girl whilst sitting on a rail behind a car in daylight while a truck driver watched
If you were locked in a room with your fantasy girl and she was down to fuck and do ANYTHING you wanted, but you had a 7/10 chance of getting aids would you do it? If not, what odds would you take?
I'd double fist her ass up to my shoulder blades.
If you couldn't skate anymore or have anything to do with skateboarding whatsoever, what would you do with your life?
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I would dedicate myself to the night and become batman. The city streets will be mine.
If you could fuck a grandma with a six pack huge tits and a tight tanned ass would you do it like 70 years old or an average looking 20 year old chick with no tits?
Grandma.
Have you ever had a foreign object in your butt?
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Have you ever had a foreign object in your butt?
sadly, no, butt i have stuck a foreign object in a lady's bum.
you have the option of either a) destroying the entire world with the press of a button while you yourself relocate to some new unknown planet (and are able to bring/save 100 humans of your choice; family, celebs, friends, etc., as long as they're currently living) or b) keep humanity as is and pocket 1 million.
(and if you pick option a, everyone you save has no idea that you chose to destroy Earth, so only you would know about the whole stipulation)
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plan b.
what is the worst thing you have seen on the internet?
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plan b.
what is the worst thing you have seen on the internet?
A journalist in Iraq being beheaded. The shot is up close and he makes some pretty disturbing noises. My room-mate wanted to see it, I warned him of the graphic nature (I mean, come on, it is a beheading) and he insisted he could handle it. He could barely sleep for a week.
Marry one, fuck one, kill one - Any slap poster.
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Mizzark, gaiparee, and can I only kill one. There's too many I'd like to lure in front of a TV promising a new part from Sheckler when in reality they're going to be shred to shit by some claymore mines.
Amputation of all appendages, terminal cancer, or unwanted sex change/sex orientation. Your choice.
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sex change.
Istanbul or Constantinople?
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Constantinople. Lavish and classic.
Have your entire life filmed and played as a 24-hour TV show/website, or be forced to write daily articles chronicling someone else's extremely mundane day for the rest of your life (this requires paying close attention to their actions)?
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Anyone know where to watch Walking Dead season 2 online, for free?
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Anyone know where to watch Walking Dead season 2 online, for free?
Didnt answer the question above you but- http://www.1channel.ch/tv-2490619-The-Walking-Dead/season-2 (http://www.1channel.ch/tv-2490619-The-Walking-Dead/season-2)
As for DMH question I would chose the family being filmed. I have a normal family and it would be cool to watch everyones interactions in my opinion.
For 5 years straight you have to eat either- Taco Bell, KFC, Mcdonalds, or Burger king...
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Nope
Which Step Brother would you be: Dale or Brennan?
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You can call me night hawk
fuck marissa del santo or elissa steamer?
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damnit.... Elissa, for sure.
Be locked in a cell for a week with Andy Dick or Jereme Rogers.
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Andy Dick might at least make me laugh.
Who would win in a fight: Cher or Barbra Streisand?
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Andy Dick might at least make me laugh.
Who would win in a fight: Cher or Barbra Streisand?
Cher of course.
Would you rather be a homeless man for a year or blind for a month
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Blind for a month.
How much is too much?
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Blind for a month.
How much is too much?
When the detriments outweight the benefits.
What is the purpose of your life?
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Blind for a month.
How much is too much?
What is the purpose of your life?
to get from birth to death whilst making as many people happy/ making their lives better on the way
how long is my bit of string?
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how long is my bit of string?
Somewhere between 5 and 6 inches.
Fuck your dad once and everyone in the world knows it, or fuck your mom repeatedly in private until she dies?
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my dads hot so thats easy
have a wank holding griptape or watch a season of x-factor in one sitting
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my dads hot so thats easy
have a wank holding griptape or watch a season of x-factor in one sitting
I keep it real so: griptape.
Ass to mouth or mouth to ass?
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Mouth to ass since I'm ticklish. ;)
Pierce your dick head or sew your asshole.
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The piercing of course. The other one would kill you!
Lose one pinky or break both legs?
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Pinky duh.
Have to live in South Park as Cartman or Bobby in King Of The Hill?
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Cartman.
Does Slap make my ass look fat?
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Cartman.
Does Slap make my ass look fat?
Yes.
Anyone know a good website to download torrents for whole tv shows?
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Lose a pinky. While it might make me look like I snitched on a mobster, it's over pretty quick and I can creep people out in a handshake.
You're not going to die or go to jail- so which do you do? PCP or peyote?
PCP. i wanna get buck.
try btjunkie.org for the torrents.
fellatio from someone without a tongue or lips?
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Oh man. Definitely no tongue. No lips would be fucking awful.
You have to eat a huge turd but you get to disguise the taste with 4 toppings. What do you pick?
four more turds
would you rather suck a dick til it cums or take one til you cum.
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Oh man. Definitely no tongue. No lips would be fucking awful.
You have to eat a huge turd but you get to disguise the taste with 4 toppings. What do you pick?
would you rather suck a dick til it cums or take one til you cum.
if there was mass amounts of money on the line then id suck that dick clean
fight antwuan or get dick tapped repeatedly by beagle while he does those whooping noises
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Oh man. Definitely no tongue. No lips would be fucking awful.
You have to eat a huge turd but you get to disguise the taste with 4 toppings. What do you pick?
would you rather suck a dick til it cums or take one til you cum.
if there was mass amounts of money on the line then id suck that dick clean
fight antwuan or get dick tapped repeatedly by beagle while he does those whooping noises
Probably fight Antwuan. I'd lose, and people would feel more sorry than me, even though the other fate is much worse.
Guest star in a J Casanova music video or a Fly Society video.
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Guest star in a J Casanova music video or a Fly Society video.
^that last one is to epic to even answer
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what camera should i buy? vx?
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what camera should i buy? vx?
wtf? duh nigga!
whats the largest amount of times youve jerked off in a single day?
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Probably 5-7.
Drunk / stoned / tripping (acid) / tripping (mushrooms) / candyflipping / rolling on x / sober for life which do you choose?
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Probably 5-7.
Drunk / stoned / tripping (acid) / tripping (mushrooms) / candyflipping / rolling on x / sober for life which do you choose?
Sober. what's the longest you've gone without jerking off, intentionally or unintentionally?
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I have up masturbating for lent, but only lasted 2 weeks.
The Avengers or The Dark Knight Rises?
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I have up masturbating for lent, but only lasted 2 weeks.
The Avengers or The Dark Knight Rises?
Dark Knight Rises!
never fart again or never burp again.
I love them both so much!
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I have up masturbating for lent, but only lasted 2 weeks.
The Avengers or The Dark Knight Rises?
Dark Knight Rises!
never fart again or never burp again.
I love them both so much!
never fart. as much as i love a good toot, takin a lil snooze in class & farting in my sleep during high school was embarrassing as fuck.
whats the best thread ever posted on slap?
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SK8 ON NBC
or any of rawbs ramblings.
what's one of your guilty pleasures?
The songs "Pinch Me" and "Brian Wilson" by the Bare Naked Ladies. Don't fucking judge me, I listen to a shit ton of good music besided those two songs.
Who would win in this fight and how would it end? Be discriptive.
(http://www.vindieselbiography.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Vin-Diesel-Bald-Men.jpg) (http://idisk.mac.com/reichea/Public/MrClean.jpg)
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SK8 ON NBC
or any of rawbs ramblings.
what's one of your guilty pleasures?
The songs "Pinch Me" and "Brian Wilson" by the Bare Naked Ladies. Don't fucking judge me, I listen to a shit ton of good music besided those two songs.
Who would win in this fight and how would it end? Be discriptive.
(http://www.vindieselbiography.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Vin-Diesel-Bald-Men.jpg) (http://idisk.mac.com/reichea/Public/MrClean.jpg)
I think they would go at it for several minutes, ending with Vin holding a knife to Mr.Clean. Ready to kill Mr.Clean he then is interrupted by Mr.Clean's confession that he is really Vin's biological father. Vin would be so in shock that he'll drop his guard while Mr.Clean grabs Vin's blade and stab him. realizing that he killed his only son, he will proceed to turn the blade on himself & end his own life. So in this battle there is no winner.
anybody ever fuck a milf? how was it?
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Yes, It was the winter of 2008, I was 23 and she was 41 fresh of the divorce. I left feeling like I won the Super Bowl all by myself.
Whats you're favorite daytime talk show?
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Admittedly, I don't watch them but if I had to of course it would be Jerry Springer. You can't beat trailer trash fights and all the crazy freaks they have on the show.
How many fingers am I holding up?
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Admittedly, I don't watch them but if I had to of course it would be Jerry Springer. You can't beat trailer trash fights and all the crazy freaks they have on the show.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Three.
Is toothbrush ever on sale?
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Admittedly, I don't watch them but if I had to of course it would be Jerry Springer. You can't beat trailer trash fights and all the crazy freaks they have on the show.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Is toothbrush ever on sale?
I've seen them on sale in Walmart, but I don't know if they have them in europe.
How do I get a girl I'm dating to shave her bush if I've only seen her/fucked her a couple times?
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roofies
What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair between his teeth?
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gladiator... zing!
pro with the smallest dick and pro with the biggest dick?
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gladiator... zing!
pro with the smallest dick and pro with the biggest dick?
smallest: Lindsey Robertson
biggest: Stevie Williams
If you could suck your own dick, would you?
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Nah man, You never know where its been.
What is your oppinion on the posability of Scotland becoming an independant nation from the U.K. in 2014?
(no Braveheart quotes please, Meg Gibson is a cunt)
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Highly unlikely.
What is the craziest thing a woman has said to you in bed?
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Highly unlikely.
What is the craziest thing a woman has said to you in bed?
In highschool I ended up dating my best friend and the times older sister for a little bit. One of the first times we fucked and we just finished she mentioned how she thought it would be fun for her brother and myself to doub team her. Was really weirded out by that comment.
Wheres the weirdest place you have jerked it?
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Highly unlikely.
What is the craziest thing a woman has said to you in bed?
In highschool I ended up dating my best friend and the times older sister for a little bit. One of the first times we fucked and we just finished she mentioned how she thought it would be fun for her brother and myself to doub team her. Was really weirded out by that comment.
Wheres the weirdest place you have jerked it?
In a bush where I am sure this old woman could see, after I went to the pool
If you had 2 weeks to live, would you raw dog chicks who have AIDS and other diseases?
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Highly unlikely.
What is the craziest thing a woman has said to you in bed?
In highschool I ended up dating my best friend and the times older sister for a little bit. One of the first times we fucked and we just finished she mentioned how she thought it would be fun for her brother and myself to doub team her. Was really weirded out by that comment.
Wheres the weirdest place you have jerked it?
In a bush where I am sure this old woman could see, after I went to the pool
If you had 2 weeks to live, would you raw dog chicks who have AIDS and other diseases?
Yes I would.
Longest you've gone without taking a shit?
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Highly unlikely.
What is the craziest thing a woman has said to you in bed?
In highschool I ended up dating my best friend and the times older sister for a little bit. One of the first times we fucked and we just finished she mentioned how she thought it would be fun for her brother and myself to doub team her. Was really weirded out by that comment.
Wheres the weirdest place you have jerked it?
In a bush where I am sure this old woman could see, after I went to the pool
If you had 2 weeks to live, would you raw dog chicks who have AIDS and other diseases?
Longest you've gone without taking a shit?
3 days due to illness, just couldnt eat so had nothing to poop
funniest thing youve seen in person?
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This guy who is nearly legally blind came to a party my friend had. He was wasted and started shit and being a complete idiot. He punched one of my good friends in the face, and another friend of mine jumped in and hit him back, knocking off his super thick prescription glasses. He continued to try and fight my friends, missing about four or five hay makers in a row. He was tossed from the party, but got his glasses back. He kicked the door in later. Shouldn't have given the glasses back in retrospective... could have had hours of entertainment as he tried to find the door to kick.
Most lies you've told in one conversation to sound cooler than you are?
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15 years old, shit was dumb as fuck. Regret it.
If you could steal a pro's skill but you'd have one day to film a full part, which pro would you steal that skill from?
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15 years old, shit was dumb as fuck. Regret it.
If you could steal a pro's skill but you'd have one day to film a full part, which pro would you steal that skill from?
Larry Perkins.
Can you get a good nights sleep the night before surgery?
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15 years old, shit was dumb as fuck. Regret it.
If you could steal a pro's skill but you'd have one day to film a full part, which pro would you steal that skill from?
Can you get a good nights sleep the night before surgery?
besides the hunger, yes. don't worry, you'll be out before you countdown to 7.
if you now could time travel back and meet your 14 year-old self, what would you tell him/you?
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quit hockey, buy yourself a skateboard and get the old slr camera of your parents to start shooting pictures.
ass or tittie thread?
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Just typed an answer on the 14 year old question.
Really good question. I'm 23 and started skating when i was 13/14. I would tell.
- Focus more on school, lazy dick.
- get laid more.
- don't skate stairs, because your knees and ankles are weak.
and i would go to a bar and get drunk with myself.
And answer to the matze question.
Used to be the titties thread, but since i have a girlfriend with big nice tits and a smaller ass.
I started loking more often in the ass thread.
Your top 3 favourite (youth) cartoons. (so no simpsons, family guy etc.)
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rugrats
courage the cowardly dog
reboot
i ask myself this one often, full Paraplegia or instant death .
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I used to always say instant death, but what if tomorrow they come up with a cure. Better yet, give you a mech suit or something.
If you could have all your tattoos removed for free without scaring, would you? Be honest.
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sorry mom.
if you could be a chick for a day...wich one will you be ?
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rugrats
courage the cowardly dog
reboot
i ask myself this one often, full Paraplegia or instant death .
I'd say instant death, I couldn't live being a vegetable. Fixies, yay or nay. (Cardiel and other anti hero dudes rides one)
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rugrats
courage the cowardly dog
reboot
i ask myself this one often, full Paraplegia or instant death .
i have to admit to yes. if you get past the hipster crap they are good fun to just go for a ride on.
Best day of your life?
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already had a couple best days... one was a day that had like 75 degree/no wind/sunny weather, had money, was skating with friends and learned a new trick plus was landing everything, and ate some good food
have you ever jerked off to anime porn?
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Best day of your life?
I can think of several:
-One of the three or so return days after a long time spent at home from college apart from my ex. Usually involved road head from the airport and sex the rest of the day.
-Also the day I skated across the Waterloo bridge to Southbank and explored downtown London and found awesome spots. Being so far my hometown doing what I loved in that beauiful city was surreal.
-The 3rd and final day I spent in Amsterdam. Started with smoking, filming around the city, ended with drinks at leidsplein, more smoking, more drinks, a trip to the red light district, and ending it at 4 am smoking outside of the hotel lying on my back looking at the sky next to a canal with a homey.
That made me feel happy as fuck thinking about that question haha.
have you ever jerked off to anime porn?
Yes a handful of times....never feel good about. It usually wasn't my original intention going into the "whole thing." My ex gf actually saw it in my history too. It was on my IE history for some reason and I never use that browser. It was so old that I wasn't even dating her at the time...but she was a cool chick about that kind of shit.
Question:
What is the best, safest, wealthiest, freedom-having, hottest-chick-having, low-cost-of-living, modern, most entertaining, scenic, pleasent climate, country/city on Earth? Could you get a job there? (You can scratch off some of the categories if you have to)
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15 years old, shit was dumb as fuck. Regret it.
If you could steal a pro's skill but you'd have one day to film a full part, which pro would you steal that skill from?
Can you get a good nights sleep the night before surgery?
if you now could time travel back and meet your 14 year-old self, what would you tell him/you?
"stay the course, big Neddy, you're doing super!"
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it would be a long and elaborate roadmap to making me loads of stock money.
If you could be any age forever, which would it be?
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32
Ever seen a sexually attractive person?
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Ever seen a sexually attractive person?
I met one once. She was sort of tall and had red hair. she had been in a horrible car accident and had brain damage, so she talked funny and had a few physical disabilities. she could still get around but needed a bit of assistance. she looked pretty fucking good though.
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Question:
What is the best, safest, wealthiest, freedom-having, hottest-chick-having, low-cost-of-living, modern, most entertaining, scenic, pleasent climate, country/city on Earth? Could you get a job there? (You can scratch off some of the categories if you have to)
I think Vancouver rates very high, and Canada has one of the best economies in the world right now. I can check pretty much everything on that list. Winters are rainy, but not really very cold, and summers on the West Coast are AMAAAAAAZING!!
There's definitely a whole bunch that might be more entertaining, but if you want safe and free, Canada is not a bad place to be.
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Ever seen a sexually attractive person?
We know of one down here, her name is Debby, a paraplegic and she is kinda slow, she talks about she is one against the world and to "fuck it, just go for it". Apparently, her pussy has see the light more than a couple of times. We always talk about how if she offers, that you take it, and put a huge notch in your belt because it is the most manly thing you can do. Anyone can fuck a fat chick but not everyone can fuck a debby. It has the be the biggest form of prestige in the sex world.
Would you get a tattoo of bob ross' face on your complete chest, in as much detail as possible, if it meant that you got pussy at least every other day for the rest of your life?
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Ever seen a sexually attractive person?
We know of one down here, her name is Debby, a paraplegic and she is kinda slow, she talks about she is one against the world and to "fuck it, just go for it". Apparently, her pussy has see the light more than a couple of times. We always talk about how if she offers, that you take it, and put a huge notch in your belt because it is the most manly thing you can do. Anyone can fuck a fat chick but not everyone can fuck a debby. It has the be the biggest form of prestige in the sex world.
Would you get a tattoo of bob ross' face on your complete chest, in as much detail as possible, if it meant that you got pussy at least every other day for the rest of your life?
Fuck it, why not?
You ever gotten caught jerking off?
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Ever seen a sexually attractive person?
We know of one down here, her name is Debby, a paraplegic and she is kinda slow, she talks about she is one against the world and to "fuck it, just go for it". Apparently, her pussy has see the light more than a couple of times. We always talk about how if she offers, that you take it, and put a huge notch in your belt because it is the most manly thing you can do. Anyone can fuck a fat chick but not everyone can fuck a debby. It has the be the biggest form of prestige in the sex world.
Would you get a tattoo of bob ross' face on your complete chest, in as much detail as possible, if it meant that you got pussy at least every other day for the rest of your life?
You ever gotten caught jerking off?
I fucking know I have by my mom but my parents have never mentioned it hahaha! One of my friends got caught by his roommate several times, apparently he is "really violent like a chain saw" hahahah
What is your biggest dream in the world, do you think it will ever happen?
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To travel the world. See everything, do everything, learn everything and read every book I can while doing it. Very possible, starting this summer on my quest of the world.
Would you rather chop off your baby toe or stub your big toe on a coffee table every day for a year? (And I don't mean a gentle stub, I mean the kind of stub that if someone else happens to see it they wince aswell)
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I'd rather stub my toe for a year straight..I'd get used to it.
Would you rather give mikey taylor a lomi lomi hawaiian massage?
Or have sean malto suck on one your nuts for 5 minutes?
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Question: ?
What is the best, safest, wealthiest, freedom-having, hottest-chick-having, low-cost-of-living, modern, most entertaining, scenic, pleasent climate, country/city on Earth? ? Could you get a job there? ? (You can scratch off some of the categories if you have to)
I think Vancouver rates very high, and Canada has one of the best economies in the world right now. ? I can check pretty much everything on that list. ? Winters are rainy, but not really very cold, and summers on the West Coast are AMAAAAAAZING!!
There's definitely a whole bunch that might be more entertaining, but if you want safe and free, Canada is not a bad place to be.
Dude seriously its fucking Canada.
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I'd rather stub my toe for a year straight..I'd get used to it.
Would you rather give mikey taylor a lomi lomi hawaiian massage?
Or have sean malto suck on one your nuts for 5 minutes?
fuck you. but mikey taylor.
if you were Marty McFly, what would you have done differently?
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After seeing that Doc built this flying train, I realize that I'm gonna fuck with the future/past as much as I want. I use my almanac and go the Biff route, acquiring giant stockpiles of cash so I can get my Scrooge McDuck on. I use my boss status to fuck mad bitches. And way more hoverboarding.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kwmqeknD2Dg/TFd1fJQNI0I/AAAAAAAAADE/QACSdkVbY70/s1600/back_to_the_future_part_iii_large_18.jpg)
Whats the best fight you've ever been in?
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After seeing that Doc built this flying train, I realize that I'm gonna fuck with the future/past as much as I want. I use my almanac and go the Biff route, acquiring giant stockpiles of cash so I can get my Scrooge McDuck on. I use my boss status to fuck mad bitches. And way more hoverboarding.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kwmqeknD2Dg/TFd1fJQNI0I/AAAAAAAAADE/QACSdkVbY70/s1600/back_to_the_future_part_iii_large_18.jpg)
Whats the best fight you've ever been in?
DUDE SAME HERE. ahaha.
Im not much of a fighter haha. But here's one of 'em.
Im jon btw
Titties vs Jon (http://vimeo.com/4776366)
I wanna learn some kind of muy thai or somethin
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damn y'all fools were brawlin in front of taco bell
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Best fight was the fastest one I had in junior high. I got the other guy in a headlock and ran his head into a fence post. The next day, he was sporting a mohawk lump.
Aliens land on the earth tonight, slaves for life or food for their spawn?
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Slaves. I have a fascination with seeing intelligent life. (Not referring to us.)
F. Scott Fitzgerald or Ernest Hemingway?
Serious reason
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Fitzgerald - Babylon Revisited is one of my favorite reads ever. As classless and ignorant as it may sound, Hemingway often bores me. I've yet to read the Old Man and the Sea, though, so maybe that would change things.
You've lost your chapstick and your lips are really fucking dry. You either A.) Have to borrow a stick that you know has been used by someone with chronic gingivitis or B.) Allow the chapping to continue until your lips are bloody and useless.
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crackers.
Live off of garbage and picking food out of landfills in a third world slum for the rest of your life or live out the rest of your days as a domestic pig in a factory farm waiting to be slaughtered?
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slum for sure, arent most of those countries in warm climates? id consider being homeless right now if i didnt hate the cold/rain so much
if you had to pick between fucking your mom anally(but with mirrors so you are staring at her face) or reading a bubblegum tate post what would you pick
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slum for sure, arent most of those countries in warm climates? id consider being homeless right now if i didnt hate the cold/rain so much
if you had to pick between fucking your mom anally(but with mirrors so you are staring at her face) or reading a bubblegum tate post what would you pick
Read a Bubblegum Tate post. Incest is generally frowned upon, not to mention I care to withhold the relationship I have with my family, and engaging in something like that would severely dampen that. And besides, even if I wasn't her son, she's significantly older than I am, and a married woman. And I respect the sanctity of a good, loving family.
Try the loop in an honest attempt to land it, or try the mega-ramp five or so times, even if it's just bailing over?
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slum for sure, arent most of those countries in warm climates? id consider being homeless right now if i didnt hate the cold/rain so much
should have been, 'starve to death under the worst conditions of poverty'
Mega Ramp
looks way more fun
Learn Chinese or learn Arabic?
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Chinese.
Naggy girlfriends or jealous girlfriends?
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Jealous everytime. You are more likely to freaky sex from the jealous type and end up wanting to punch the naggy kind.
Which would you rather lose, all your teeth or one eye? If you choose an eye you aint allowed any patch or dark glasses
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Teeth! I could just get dentures! :p
jocks or cops?
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Sports enthusiasts will always be preferable company over law enforcement officials.
Kicked in the balls or punched square in the nose?
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Felt both. So I'd take balls.
Joy Division or the Smiths?
(generic typical blah blah)
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slayer.
what Bukowski should i read first?
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Ham on Rye or Factotum. Both are equally good.
Would you rather individually slaugher using your bare hands an average human baby or 100 cute as fuck puppies?
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Ham on Rye or Factotum. Both are equally good.
Would you rather individually slaugher using your bare hands an average human baby or 100 cute as fuck puppies?
The Smiths by a mile and 100 Pupies. Bare hands eh? You sick fuck.
What's going on with all that Cancer Research money, where are the results?
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Ham on Rye or Factotum. Both are equally good.
Would you rather individually slaugher using your bare hands an average human baby or 100 cute as fuck puppies?
The Smiths by a mile and 100 Pupies. Bare hands eh? You sick fuck.
What's going on with all that Cancer Research money, where are the results?
Got to buy all the monkeys first.
Would you rather bang someone who had the top half of a dude with the bottom half of a chick or the top half a chick with the bottom half of a dude?
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Ham on Rye or Factotum. Both are equally good.
Would you rather individually slaugher using your bare hands an average human baby or 100 cute as fuck puppies?
The Smiths by a mile and 100 Pupies. Bare hands eh? You sick fuck.
What's going on with all that Cancer Research money, where are the results?
Would you rather bang someone who had the top half of a dude with the bottom half of a chick or the top half a chick with the bottom half of a dude?
put the sheet over the top half going from behind and its all good if you dont think about it
jerk off mr. T or have chris cole jerk you off with it being televised?
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I'd pay cash to see mr t's hard cock
Have regular amount of zits on the regular parts of yur body or a giant regenerating mountain one somewhere on your face?
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Regular amount, they will eventually go away. (I still deal with minor acne >:( )
Would you suck a dick to fuck any girl you desire ?
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Regular amount, they will eventually go away. (I still deal with minor acne >:( )
Would you suck a dick to fuck any girl you desire ?
No.
Be in a band you don't really like but have a large fan base, or be in a band that plays music you like, but aren't very good.
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Fanbase. I've already toured in bands that I loved playing in to no crowds. I want to see what a stadium feels like.
Lose the use of your thumbs(no thumbs), or your elbows(straight arms).
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Fanbase. I've already toured in bands that I loved playing in to no crowds. I want to see what a stadium feels like.
Lose the use of your thumbs(no thumbs), or your elbows(straight arms).
thumbs, it'd be too awkward to skate with straight arms.
what's your home address?
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5211 Grove Street
Would you wear these for the rest of your skating days if it gave you the ability to rip really hard?
(http://ts3.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1625273282686&id=5224d01f979035747184e8bc2edffd4b)
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5211 Grove Street
Would you wear these for the rest of your skating days if it gave you the ability to rip really hard?
(http://ts3.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1625273282686&id=5224d01f979035747184e8bc2edffd4b)
Id rather push around fast only in shoes that are on the verge of falling apart
You are in jail, dropped the soap and this burly black dude with the biggest cock comes out of no where much like this.
Prison Showers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwGHWsMxcTQ#)
WHAT DO YOU DO?
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Thank god mr. T recently loosened me up.
No cheating/wikipedia. Eat red mold or white mold?
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white mold. What's so bad about the two?
Fuck Nicki Drag Minaj or fuck Drake?
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(http://www.ofcelebrity.net/photos/nicki-minaj-16.jpg)
I would shoot my hate cum bullets on her face
Would you jerk off a horse or rollerskate naked around times square
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I'll rollerskate around times square naked. There's so much going on there all the time I feel like you'd hardly get noticed.
What is your best story that involves puking?
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my friend puked in some girls mouth when he was hooking up with her.
would you put your life on hold so you could skate again?*
*I am currently in this situation and need some advice.
When typing that out, it's a no brainer.
I have done it before and it is worth it as long as you have the self control to be responsible again and not get caught up. I didn't go to school for a semester, half because I was going through some gnarly shit and half because I wanted to skate. I guess you could say because of my experience I felt a semester off to skate would be a good healing process. Life only gets more complicated from here, so you might as well enjoy it while you can! I guess it also depends on how long we are talking about. A semester isn't so bad but a year plus could be a little much in my eyes.
Edit: I misread your post. I am guessing you are talking about an injury and that is preventing you from doing something in your life. I would say that you have more than skating to think about here. We are talking about your personal health and it is definitely worth putting things on hold to become physically healthy.
You can live anywhere you want in the world, have the woman of your dreams and enough money to do anything you want. The catch is you are blind and have no legs. Would you?
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Fuck no.
literally dont even have to think about it, even without the blind/no legs thing I find the idea of just having everything gifted to you a little uncomfortable, it could end at any time.
what do you feel like doing tonight?
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I wanna go night skating. Just cruise around and shit but my foot hurts. Would you tell the police if you found out your closest friend murdered somebody?
Also Clamy who the hell would say yes to that question?
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white mold. What's so bad about the two?
Fuck Nicki Drag Minaj or fuck Drake?
Dude Nicki Minaj is one fine ass bitch.
(http://ts3.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1628506696086&id=651c4bfa049d3361e18a7fb652be9cd0)
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I was talking about the no arms, no legs, a lot of money, any woman, and you can live anywhere you want question you asked. What the hell could you do with that woman and how the hell can you enjoy life being a vegetable?
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I was talking about the no arms, no legs, a lot of money, any woman, and you can live anywhere you want question you asked. What the hell could you do with that woman and how the hell can you enjoy life being a vegetable?
That was my question. And you would have arms. That question was a tongue-in-cheek reference to how crazy some of these questions are but I suppose that was an inside joke for me. Seriously though, No legs and blind ain't so bad! ;)
And Clamy, now that you tell me your situation I would say that you can get surgery and stay in school. You could also have a job there. Try and reach out and meet new people! I think it can be an exciting new experience for you if you give it a shot.
And to get the thread back on track:
I would rather live in England.
What is the nerdiest thing about you? (e.g. - play magic the gathering, have a bug collection, etc.)
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Tough choice, but I'll go with my Gundam model collection.
Do you think being pegged by girl would feel like taking a massive shit?
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To an American: would you rather live in australia or england?
Australia more for the weather there being more ideal but I would want to experience England.
Would you sacrifice doing regular kickflips (for the rest of your life) if you got head everyday from a decent looking chick?
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Going to bump this thread.
Tough choice, but I'll go with my Gundam model collection.
Do you think being pegged by girl would feel like taking a massive shit?
Maybe.
If you had to die and it wasn't in your sleep peacefully, how would you go?
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Scuba diving on some atoll, just go down and down.I can't remember the term but you feel high and carefree and disassociate with what you're doing.
What's the lowest you've ever gone for a girl/fuck?
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I told a girl who looked like a caterpillar I loved her so I could lose my virginity.
Single or taken?
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Taken.
Free mango shakes for the rest of your life or a board a month from your favorite board company?
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a board a month, getting the same consitant shape is very important for me. been riding the same girl or chocolate 8.125 for almost 2 years.
have you ever been arrested?
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Twice.
What is morals?
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Personally, morals means common sense and being able look back on something and not feeling regret. I think diffirent people will have a very different take.
Would you recommend your home town to someone looking to move
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yes, manhattan beach, CA. basically a beach setting pleasantville
oh, and if you had to choose between killing a baby with a shotgun or asphyxiating it with your dick....
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Come on man... shotgun.
Have a trip to Florida or Maine but with free food and free hotels?
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Maine, already been to Florida.
What is your dream car?
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The pizza hut truck tony drives in gleaming the cube.............Would you rather be Beavis, or Butthead?
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Beavis, chicks dig blonde dudes.
Bare footed step on a piece of lego (full body weight) or burn your mouth on smoking hot pizza?
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Stepping on the Lego.
Would you rather have hair for teeth, or teeth for hair?
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hair for teeth
have you ever been in love?
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Yes, currently in love right now.
Have a day with Cardiel or have a day with Gonz?
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Cardiel. Listening to records & skating would be fucking dope.
What historical figure would you go to the future & fuck if you could? Examples: Joan of Arc, Rosa Parks, etc...
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Mary todd Lincoln for personal reasons
do you believe in outer space?
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Yeah, man.
Is "blame it on the Jager" a valid excuse?
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Only after 2 am.
If you had a choice to marry and live with forever as your wife between Mary Elizabeth Winstead or Olivia Munn, who would it be? MEW for me.
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(http://www.stud-center.com/wallpaper/mary-elizabeth-winstead/mary-elizabeth-winstead-17458.jpg)
til death do us part.
what is your favorite method of cooking an egg.
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Scrambled................Fuck/Marry/Kill : Erica Yary, Shay Maria, Ben Raemer's sister?
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(http://www.stud-center.com/wallpaper/mary-elizabeth-winstead/mary-elizabeth-winstead-17458.jpg)
til death do us part.
what is your favorite method of cooking an egg.
whoops...
Scrambled................Fuck/Marry/Kill : Erica Yary, Shay Maria, Ben Raemer's sister?
Fuck Erica, Marry Ben Raemer's sister.. kill shay maria
If I'm making it.. scrambled cause it's delicious, I like the texture, and it's easy..
If my roommate is feeling productive in the morning, due to his vyvanse prescription or just cause he's crazy I like an omelette with only bacon, shredded cheese, and onion.
Will you send your child to private school? Or do you have faith in the public school system? Or other
(a why not would be the more interesting reply for sure)
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Public, assuming things have turned around from the current hole caused by the recession.
Why not?
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Because its not a valid reason.
Hand brake turns or wheel spins
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the first one.
would you fuck the hottest girl in the world doggy style IF while youre doing it a little penis comes out of her asshle and says 'HELLO THERE' in a cute squeaky voice
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yes. and i would be so psyched too.
if you had to eat one meal again and again for the rest of your life..........
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These spring rolls wrapped in lettuce from this restaurant Sam-Woo.
If you had to drink one drink for the rest of your life?
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chocolate milk jager bomb
would you anally fist your mom for 1 billion dollars?
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I already fucked up my mom's vagina when I was born - I don't think she needs me to ruin any of her other orifices. I'll pass.
Listen to Berra talk about scientology for an entire month straight or listen to Jereme Rogers' music on repeat for that month?
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Scientology, atleast maybe you could learn to exploit it for money or whatever, but really i just think its the lesser of the two evils
doggy or missionary
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Berra. sci fi is fun sometimes.
If you were going to kill yourself, what method would you use?
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lots and lots of chateau margaux & some ambien
what was your worst nightmare that you can recall like?
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Giant bee-human hybrid put me in a glass box and was going to do horrible things to me. Luckily I woke up before this happened. I was 6.
If you had to be one despotic person in history, who would you be? Why? And your deciding factor can't be based on their relative lack of evil.
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Maybe a Pharoah. The original despot.
Magnets...how do they work?
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If I'm remembering science class correctly, tiny little plus and minus shaped bugs run around in circles or something.
Honestly, are you satisfied with your penis size?
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No. Its really hard to find pants with three legs.
Do you prefer soft TP or rough?
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its all the same.
If you had Hitler, Stalin, and Tobey in a room and had a gun with only two bullets what would you do?
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Is this a trick question? Shoot fucking Tobey twice, obviously. And then pistol whip the other two to their bloody, mushy deaths.
Add an inch to your height or an inch to your dick?
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Is this a trick question? Shoot fucking Tobey twice, obviously. And then pistol whip the other two to their bloody, mushy deaths.
Add an inch to your height or an inch to your dick?
i am about 6'3, so another inch to the dick for sure
Have you ever had any premeditated plans (as in an escape route or confrontation) where a killer is in your house? What was your plan, would you run straight away or do something else?
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Once I was gone from my house for a while and I noticed the door was almost wide open when I came back home. I assumed someone was in my house and I grabbed a knife and said "Yo who the fucks in my house?". Then I continued to go open the door in every room with my knife expecting to see somebody but nobody was in my house and I guess I just didn't close the door when I left. If it was a killer I'd probably climb out my window and run away from my house and call the police. I was forreal ready to stab a nigga or two though. If you could redo high school what would you do differently?
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Violate a couple of girls that I could have but didn't because I had a lame girlfriend. Would ditch the girlfriend first.
Cardiel. Listening to records & skating would be fucking dope.
What historical figure would you go to the future & fuck if you could? Examples: Joan of Arc, Rosa Parks, etc...
How do you go into the future and fuck someone from the past? Yep, that's my question.
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Violate a couple of girls that I could have but didn't because I had a lame girlfriend. Would ditch the girlfriend first.
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Cardiel. Listening to records & skating would be fucking dope.
What historical figure would you go to the future & fuck if you could? Examples: Joan of Arc, Rosa Parks, etc...
How do you go into the future and fuck someone from the past? Yep, that's my question.
If they also had a time machine and met you in the same place.
My question, whats the stupidest thing you've ever been mad over?
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Anything my rube-ass dad does.
Did Gucci do wrong here?
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/gucci-mane-arrested-for-throwing-woman-out-of-moving-car-20110411 (http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/gucci-mane-arrested-for-throwing-woman-out-of-moving-car-20110411)
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yeah...he probably shouldn't have done that.
What do you know about the Stonewall riot?
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I know it was considered a turning point in the gay rights community. One of the first stories that came out where the gay community said, you can't fuck with us because of who we are, and you're damn right we're gonna fight back and stand up for ourselves, and our community.
The club I work at has plenty of queer nights, and hearing stories of 'back in the day' for them is crazy. If you guys don't know about the stonewall riots, I reccomend you check out the wikipedia article at least. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stonewall_riots (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stonewall_riots)
For the american pals, who is your favorite president, and why? International pals. Same question, but replace president, with a head of state for your respective country.
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These spring rolls wrapped in lettuce from this restaurant Sam-Woo.
If you had to drink one drink for the rest of your life?
you arent talking about sam-wo in chinatown in SF are you?
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I know it was considered a turning point in the gay rights community. One of the first stories that came out where the gay community said, you can't fuck with us because of who we are, and you're damn right we're gonna fight back and stand up for ourselves, and our community.
The club I work at has plenty of queer nights, and hearing stories of 'back in the day' for them is crazy. If you guys don't know about the stonewall riots, I reccomend you check out the wikipedia article at least. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stonewall_riots (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stonewall_riots)
For the american pals, who is your favorite president, and why? International pals. Same question, but replace president, with a head of state for your respective country.
Its gotta be FDR. No president was perfect or any sort of god, but he was a ballsy genius. One of the only presidents whoever stood up against the corporations and saved the country doing it.
My elbow hasn't stopped hurting for two weeks since I slammed on it skating a miniramp drunk. My insurance from my last job expired and COBRA hasn't kicked in yet. Should I go to the doctor?
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If you are worried, yes. When you elect Cobra, there is no gap in coverage between your old plan and the new one, but it may take a month or more for all the administrative paperwork to go through the insurance companies and for you to get your new insurance cards. They will definitely cover any qualifying medical treatment you received during the interim.
Beer, wine, or liqour?
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weed.
sativa or indica?
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Sativa.
Thanks, that was really good advice!
Who is your favorite current member of congress? (Again, adjust to mp, military dictator, or whatever government official equivalent you have)
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Can I say Anthony Weiner?
Anthony Weiner.
What would your Utopia be like?
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Probably the weather of San Francisco, smooth pavement and perfect skate spots. Great cheap food and bars. Great cheap entertainment, a strong lack of bros, longboard bros, meatheads and the such. Of course equality, end of bigotry and hatred, everyone fed well at the end of the night. And no more MTV or insane people trying to squash you with their beliefs.
If you were forced to have one recurring dream every other night for the rest of your life, what would you want it to be?
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Probably the weather of San Francisco, smooth pavement and perfect skate spots. Great cheap food and bars. Great cheap entertainment, a strong lack of bros, longboard bros, meatheads and the such. Of course equality, end of bigotry and hatred, everyone fed well at the end of the night. And no more MTV or insane people trying to squash you with their beliefs.
If you were forced to have one recurring dream every other night for the rest of your life, what would you want it to be?
I had this one lucid dream where I had a pouch of seeds and when I threw one on the round, I got whatever I wanted. I fucked my health teacher. Non-Lucid though, dreams about just weightlessly cruising or something, where my legs do not feel any pain.
What is the most embarrassing thing you have done?
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I am a chronic sleepwalker/talker and in when I was in junior high, I slept walked into my buddys Dads room at 5 in the morning dragging my sleeping bag. He was in the shower getting ready for work and I was just standing outside of the shower and it scared the shit out of him and then I snapped out of my sleepwalking trance. I was all confused and out of it and just made some excuse up that I needed to ask him for a ride home or something lame and then just shuffled back to my friends room. I was quite embarrassed.
Would you punch a Grandma in the throat for 10 grand?
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some of them look kind of mean, so yeah
would you punch one of the mean looking ones for $1000? shes also a racist
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Fuck yea. An easy grand? Why not.
McDonalds for the rest of your life or Burger King? (no lesser of two evils there.)
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Mc D's has good coffee, so i guess mcds, id be rather malnourished, i refuse ot eat either after the age of 23.
forever alone, or live with a horrible bitch who fucks you real good?
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Forever alone. My hand fucks real good too, but doesn't bitch.
Toe nails ripped off one by one or bite down on 80 grit sandpaper and have it ripped out of your mouth?
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Fuck, man. The toe nails - not being able to eat sounds worse than not being able to walk.
Fight a bear or eat out a bag lady?
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Bear. I don't want to die, but... bear.
Solitary confinement with zero human contact, without lights or a bed, in a 8 X 8 room for ten years or normal prison sentence for 20. Both end in going back to society.
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Prison sentence, that way the outside world can still effect the way you see things instead of just going absolutely bat shit.
Cure cancer or end racism?
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End racism, we all die but we dont have to die an asshole.
Be happy with moderate money or stinking rich and depressed.
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End racism, we all die but we dont have to die an asshole.
Be happy with moderate money or stinking rich and depressed.
I have come to terms that I do not need all that much money to be happy so the moderate money and happy for sure.
Worst pain you have been in?
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Worst pain you have been in?
Chemical burn, by far. Its like being touched by god, only he really doesn't like you.
On that subject, worse experience you've survived?
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Worst pain you have been in?
Chemical burn, by far. Its like being touched by god, only he really doesn't like you.
On that subject, worse experience you've survived?
i got a mean scar in my forehead when i was 7 from accidentally dashing into a sword someone was holding in karate.
not deadly, by pretty it pretty much extends from my unibrow to my scalp
got 12 stitches without anestesia
and i also got run over by a truck that transported handicapped and mentally ill people on my way to school in 4th grade.
it was my last day for summer vacations and the driver doesnt make a full stop, running over the bike i was riding,
my left foot went under my bikes pedal and the truck's tire.
i swear i could see the white bone of my ankle, it was bloody and fleshy as fuck.
i fainted
fuck a human corpse (stranger or someone you know?)
or fuck a living animal (which and why)?
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(http://tremendousnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/ljscef.jpg)
If a person was in a relationship with one of those brilliant apes that knows sign language, and the ape clearly signed that it felt the same way and consented to a sexual relationship, would you morally oppose it?
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my immediate instinctual would be yes,
but no ones being hurt nor forced to do it, both consent to this, and it doesnt really affect me.
so no.
slide or grind for life?
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grind, obvi
lose your dick or your eyes?
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Eyes, dont them to enjoy sex with ugly birds.
No such thing as skateboards so you BMX, blade or scooter :o
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Eyes, dont them to enjoy sex with ugly birds.
No such thing as skateboards so you BMX, blade or scooter :o
surf or snowboarding bra, one of my legs is longer than the other so I'm accustomed to only going sideways
what was the last thing you did that you really regret?
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Talking shit on friends or people I like, and compulsively pointing out people's flaws or hypocrisies. It's a projection of insecurity and I sincerely regret it every time I do it (which is often).
In the other direction: last thing you did that made you truly proud of yourself?
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im talking with a guy to maybe open a skateshop in the town im moving to soon. pretty proud of myself for trying to something so ambitious.. and im saving money as a result which is good too.
uuhhhhh tips to stop smoking? i only smoke 2-3 a day and im trying to stop but its still tough.. i cant imagine quitting a pack a day.
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Find something you want to be around for. My wife and I where trying to start a family and after 16 years of smoking I just decided thats enough. Stopped over night. Second best thing I ever did. Do it on a Monday.
Walk away or stand and fight
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Find something you want to be around for. My wife and I where trying to start a family and after 16 years of smoking I just decided thats enough. Stopped over night. Second best thing I ever did. Do it on a Monday.
Walk away or stand and fight
Depends what the situation is about, but most likely walk away.
Drink a pint of Gary Busey's semen or grate off your fingernails with a cheese grater?
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Find something you want to be around for. My wife and I where trying to start a family and after 16 years of smoking I just decided thats enough. Stopped over night. Second best thing I ever did. Do it on a Monday.
Walk away or stand and fight
Depends what the situation is about, but most likely walk away.
Drink a pint of Gary Busey's semen or grate off your fingernails with a cheese grater?
Always drink the semen, duh...
Team Walter? or Team Jesse?
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team og walter. he works better as a torn maniac/family man than just maniac.
what was the most feeble little thought or image you jerked off to? ie: vision of a womans bra strap from work/school, stink of dirty undies etc.
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team og walter. he works better as a torn maniac/family man than just maniac.
what was the most feeble little thought or image you jerked off to? ie: vision of a womans bra strap from work/school, stink of dirty undies etc.
probably an image of one of my hot mates bending over and their thong strap showing off some slutty underwear. or the old leggings bum.
Skate a big ass handrail or try the mega ramp? i know its a bit cliche but hey im new to this game!
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Handrail.
Ever had a near death experience?
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fell about 8 feet off some easy racking onto a stack of steel coils, bruised my hip, and suffered an insane concussion, was in the hospital for 3 days, and basically 3-6 months of my life are a complete blurr, i had a fucked up hip and ankle forever, adn the concussion threw off my balance and skateboarding confidence for a long time, i failed 2 classes in college after never failing anything my whole life, pretty insane.
casino or goodfellas?
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Goodfellas, obviously.
What kind of a question is Goodfellas vs. Casino?
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A question of personal opinion that people may be divided on.
In the them of movies, what's your favorite coming of age flick(Stand By Me, Sandlot,etc) and what was your favorite scene in it?
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Angus, when he walks her home after prom.gave me false hope when I was young.
How many wipes on average do you use for a regular dump?
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Angus, when he walks her home after prom.gave me false hope when I was young.
How many wipes on average do you use for a regular dump?
A regular dump? 4 sounds about right.
IF science could produce Mila Kunis pleasure clones. How much would you pay for one?
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Angus, when he walks her home after prom.gave me false hope when I was young.
How many wipes on average do you use for a regular dump?
A regular dump? 4 sounds about right.
IF science could produce Mila Kunis pleasure clones. How much would you pay for one?
I asked my buddy at work since I'm not qualified to answer that question. "$5,000"-Jeremy.
If you had to wipe one country off the map which would it be?
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If you had to wipe one country off the map which would it be?
Netherlands. There are only two things I can't stand in this world: people who are intolerant of other peoples' cultures, and the Dutch.
Inquiring minds want to know:
(http://c0013434.r32.cf1.rackcdn.com/x2_20adcec)
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All day Every day
What's the square root of this apartment?
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All day Every day
What's the square root of this apartment?
(http://cdn-images.hollywood.com/cms/294x255/385412.jpg)
you're forced to lose an appendage (I'm talking major none of this toe finger bullshit) which one do you choose?
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Right arm. I'm a lefty and want to keep skating.
If you had to choose between letting a dog shit in your mouth or letting a cat shit in your mouth, which would you choose?
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Meow
What's the smartest thing you've ever done while under the influence?
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Hitting the guy that deserved it.
Watch the fight, or break it up? You are unrelated to the incident or anyone in it.
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Depends how serious it got. Most likely watch, I'm a huge pussy. I don't even like watching real fights.
In which situation/mindset do you find yourself posting on slap in the most?ie:taking a dump, right after skating, latenight and high , bacc from the cagematch etc.
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I'm wasted after the bar right now, but normally I'm lurking and posting at my boring desk job.
Why do you post here? What is so compelling about this place? Do you use SLAP to pass the time, do you feel truly understood here, do you like to troll and annoy serious posters, etc.
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I don't even know anymore. I just automatically come on the website, and there's always something new to talk about or another argument I am tangled up in. I don't miss it when I'm away from it, but its kinda always open in a tab.
What was your worst experience with heartbreak like? And as a follow up, at this point in time, how do you feel about the offender?
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I don't even know anymore. I just automatically come on the website, and there's always something new to talk about or another argument I am tangled up in. I don't miss it when I'm away from it, but its kinda always open in a tab.
What was your worst experience with heartbreak like? And as a follow up, at this point in time, how do you feel about the offender?
The first male that I dated, kind of figuring yourself out and having that person who seems so intimate and cheesy shit like that. Long story short, men are more whorish than women and I found out. He was at a restaurant back home when I went back for a visit in college and I nearly got into a fist fight with him. Dude's a prick.
If you could bring any skate company back from the dead what would it be and why?
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aestetics was a dope company, i loved the raw, yet clean vibe.
how would you feel if your son grew up to be gay, not like annoying famboyent gay, jus tlike ehy bro, i like dudes, gay.
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FUCK OFF JASON I M NOT OF FATHER
DONDE ESTA EL BANO
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2nd door on the right.
Where the hell is my wallet?
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Did you check the last pair of jeans you had on yet?
If the most beautiful woman you had ever seen wanted to have sex with you, but that sex included her fingering your urethra with her thumb for 10 minutes, would you do it?
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Well because fingering a man's peehole with a thumb most likely results in a boner-defeating torn dickhole, I'd say no.
If you got your wife pregnant and 9 months later she gave birth to a monkey: 1) How would you react? 2) Would you give it a human name?
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probably think "that is one hairy ass baby", he probably rule all sports while in high school, so i would be stoke. i would probably name him Giuseppe
most awkward period of your life?
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Living in LA. I didn't fit that scene at all.
I'm watching a cat at my house while the person my roommate is subletting from is away. Its a cool cat, and its supposed to be an indoor cat. Its litter stinks, it makes me want to puke when I scoop it, and its escaped a few times only to hang out in the backyard under the sun and eventually come back to scratch on the door to be let back in. Should I ditch the litter box and let the beast live free as an outside cat?
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The only thing worse than a cat you find annoying in some way is guaranteed to be its owner in regards to that respect. Save yourself a headache and don't rock the boat. If the litter-box is bothering you, just get yourself and the cat super high before you change it. From experience, I recommend using a cardboard box for the cat to achieve best results.
Speaking of critters and getting high, what is your spirit animal?
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Larry David
You can spend one year of your life in any time period in history. Which one, why.
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Probably 30 or so BC to see if Jesus was an actual person and if all the "miracles" really happened. Bring a video camera....tape it...bring it back and silence all the crazy religious people.
Fuck one, kill one, marry one: Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johansen, and Mila Kunis.
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Probably 30 or so BC to see if Jesus was an actual person and if all the "miracles" really happened. Bring a video camera....tape it...bring it back and silence all the crazy religious people.
Fuck one, kill one, marry one: Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johansen, and Mila Kunis.
Dear god, my top 3!? It was kind of easy for me to decide though: fuck Mila, kill Scarlett, marry Natalie.
By yourself: Either hike from Kabul to Islamabad or sail from Kenya to Egypt in a small boat. You get a GPS, a canteen, 10 Cliff Bars, 5 oranges, a harmonica, and a copy of this for your flight:
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the hike. Its easier to hide in the woods from taliban than it is to hide on the ocean in a boat from pirates. Though I suppose the boat matters too. I suppose if the boat looked like shit and I wasn't carrying anything of value I'd pick the boat.
If you could get away with it, what would be the craziest crime you would commit?
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Theft. Grand fucking theft.
What's the worst crime you have committed?
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Felony sale of cocaine.
Dogs? Cats? it really tells a lot about your character
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Cats. Probably because I spent most of my childhood at my grandmother's house and she had a few cats. They're usually relaxed and I like that. I like dogs too, though. I want a dog.
Do you think America will change a lot in the next 20 - 30 years? Seeing as most younger people now are more likely liberal Democrats compared to the older generations that have a lot of power in America and are more likely conservative Republicans, wouldn't it make sense that as the younger generations age, the state of American political beliefs would change? I don't know much about this stuff.
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Politics change generationally, but political positions often change with age, the younger you are, the more likely you are liberal has tended to be the way things go. I think things will definitely change, but its hard to say how. Who knows what random bullshit could go down over the next 20 years when you think of the last 10.
If a gunman had a gun at your mother and fathers head, and said if you didn't choose one of them to die he would kill them both, who would you choose to live?
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My mom. Not that I don't love my dad, but my mom raised me.
What's your dream job?
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My mom. Not that I don't love my dad, but my mom raised me.
What's your dream job?
Owning a restaurant with a medical marijuana licence that sells gourmet food with dope in it.
Why do people think Family guy is funny when they don't get any of the regular references that make up the entire show?
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Because "the plot should be advancing right now but isn't!"
If you were to design a judicial system, which elements of restorative and retributive justice would you add/retain?
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is this for a school project? i dont know enough about it at all, but i'd implement some restorative justice for sure. make victims have a larger say in the process. if a dude beats his wife to near death, he goes to jail and she goes home. also if a hot girl hits u with a car ud get to tap that ass.
who do you think about when making decisions. gimme percentages. u?ur fam?prospective gf's?
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Punch your mom in the face, or kick you dad in the testicles?
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Punch your mom in the face, or kick you dad in the testicles?
kick my dad.
what was the most fucked up thing you did before the age of 16?
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i killed my aunts two german sheppards
i poisoned their water with insecticide, chlorine, and rat venom
my idea was to color and flavor the water
they didnt wake up the next day
i was 6.
whats the sensation of giving anal?
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I'd imagine painful for both parties, but then I'm not into that sort of thing.
Is Jereme Rogers really crazy, or is he onto something with this whole notion of being selfish setting you free? I've recently been feeling lately that if I spent more time alone cultivating the things in my life that I really want to do, I'd be a better friend to others and a more pleasurable person to be around, etc. I'll admit homeboy is not the most articulate Bostonian out there and that some of his verbal diarrhea approaches full person, but the concept still intrigues me.
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Its not the being selfish that is setting him free, it the liberation of accepting who he is. Just because you focus on things that you want to do doesn't give you the right to act like a selfish cunt.
If you see a hot girl somewhere, do you approach?
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Its not the being selfish that is setting him free, it the liberation of accepting who he is. Just because you focus on things that you want to do doesn't give you the right to act like a selfish cunt.
If you see a hot girl somewhere, do you approach?
if equipped with my club and net, then yes.
for the rest of your existence, the taste of going down on a girl must change to a doritos flavor. which do you choose?
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Its not the being selfish that is setting him free, it the liberation of accepting who he is. Just because you focus on things that you want to do doesn't give you the right to act like a selfish cunt.
If you see a hot girl somewhere, do you approach?
for the rest of your existence, the taste of going down on a girl must change to a doritos flavor. which do you choose?
salsa verde
Would you give some guy extreme head and swallow his load for $100,000?
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are you kidding? i'd do it for 1000 bucks. i've always wanted to give head to an action sports athlete anyways.
since jerry'skid is a fucking moron, i'll use the same question as last time.
who do you think about when making decisions. gimme percentages. u?ur fam?prospective gf's?
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I used to not think that much, now I think what would my mom think, but even that doesn't work sometimes.
What is the most questionable thing you've done sexually? ie taking advantage of drunk chicks etc.
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I feel like I've done worse things but this is one that comes to mind and can be summed up simply. Had a fairly sexually explorative foursome in London - all girls and me - but didn't use a condom. I was supposed to leave for India the next day but I was fairly naive in my travels at this point and forgot to get a visa so when I went to the airport they wouldn't let me on the plane - fortunately I was able to just switch my flight to leave for Sri Lanka the next morning. However, when I get back to the hostel they're sold out so I just lurk the bar and end up hooking up with this girl in her hostel room - no condom this time either. I haven't taken a shower throughout all of this then I get on an 18 hour plane ride to Sri Lanka. Probably the grimiest I've ever felt and then I get to wash off in a Sri Lankan shower.
Can you ever even truly know yourself assuming you often do things you never imagined you would do on a frequent basis?
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not sure why those things are exclusive.. but yes. i feel like i know myself really well. i make good decisions and know what i want and basically do what i want all the time. but im always like "what the hell how did i end up doing this crap".. but in a good way. but its usually just because of other people and me just going along with whatever. but i always know when to abandon ship if the situation gets critical.
"Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God." -vonnegut
i dont have a good question.. uhh how do you like my kee?
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I feel like I've done worse things but this is one that comes to mind and can be summed up simply. Had a fairly sexually explorative foursome in London - all girls and me - but didn't use a condom. I was supposed to leave for India the next day but I was fairly naive in my travels at this point and forgot to get a visa so when I went to the airport they wouldn't let me on the plane - fortunately I was able to just switch my flight to leave for Sri Lanka the next morning. However, when I get back to the hostel they're sold out so I just lurk the bar and end up hooking up with this girl in her hostel room - no condom this time either. I haven't taken a shower throughout all of this then I get on an 18 hour plane ride to Sri Lanka. Probably the grimiest I've ever felt and then I get to wash off in a Sri Lankan shower.
Can you ever even truly know yourself assuming you often do things you never imagined you would do on a frequent basis?
Sorry I hate cats.
That's awesome, haha. I have never had such luck travelling. It's probably me though. If that was me I'd be freaking for the rest of my trip.
I think you would know yourself enough to know that you often do things you never imagined you'd do on a frequent basis, but probably not well enough to say you always do this or that etc. because who knows what might be around the corner. This sort of thing weirds me out sometimes, I like to think I have control over my impulses but other times it's hard to tell.
What was the last sketchy thing you have done?
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Drunk driving last week and got stopped at a roadblock... still don't know how I escaped that one.
If you could be alive for one defining moment of human history, what would you pick?
EDIT: just thought of a few of these so feel free to answer whatever, I don't care.
Ugliest world leader? Living or dead
To any gay guys, would you consider hitting a dude off limits like hitting a woman? Why or why not?
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Defining moment of human history? this one:
David Hasselhoff at Berlin Wall 1989 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zXiClnK8oE#)
(Edit: check out this sweet youtube comment for that video:
David Is beautiful I am impresioned how i listen David is singer David wonderful actor movie and very good singer and beautiful man
Michelle888888able 3 weeks ago
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Ugliest world leader?
Qaddaffi is bad, and that birthmark on Gorbachev was not beautiful
Gay dudes hitting dudes? I'm not gay, but I think it depends on the circumstance. I think domestic violence or violence within a relationship is generally looked down upon no matter what the gender is, but outside of a relationship its not like extra bad to hit a guy, it really depends on your stance on violence at that point.
If you are somebody on a regular shitting schedule, what time of day is the loaf ready to leave the oven?
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I work from home but I take my lady to work. I usually take her to work at 7:30, get a coffee at 8:00, then come home and do precisely 30 minutes of actual work until 8:45. Then I commence the coffee shit.
What is something that you know that you feel like no one else would know on here, but would be useful?
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To any gay guys, would you consider hitting a dude off limits like hitting a woman? Why or why not?
Hitting your partner is always fucked up, no matter what kind of relationship. But hitting some guy that say deserved it for doing something wrong? No, fair game.
The intricacies of proper sexual utilization of the anus.
You have to have sex with one male celebrity/world leader for your survival. Who is it and why?
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To any gay guys, would you consider hitting a dude off limits like hitting a woman? Why or why not?
The intricacies of proper sexual utilization of the anus.
You have to have sex with one male celebrity/world leader for your survival. Who is it and why?
Cristina Fernandez, because she is hot, and a woman.
Would you ever turn in a friend to the police, or would you cut off friendship and let someone else do it?
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To any gay guys, would you consider hitting a dude off limits like hitting a woman? Why or why not?
The intricacies of proper sexual utilization of the anus.
You have to have sex with one male celebrity/world leader for your survival. Who is it and why?
Cristina Fernandez, because she is hot, and a woman.
Would you ever turn in a friend to the police, or would you cut off friendship and let someone else do it?
Are we talking about something like unpaid parking tickets, or something closer to double homicide?
Which president do you think had the biggest dick?
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Duh.
Which Alex Mack superpower would you take?
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Did she have telekinesis? If so, that.
Do you have any beliefs or notions stuck in your head that you suspect are just straight-up wrong? Stereotypes, prejudices, beliefs about the way the world works or the way people think, etc. Could be anything.
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Sometimes I have strong notions of people's 'vibes', or my my giving off 'vibes' and all that. At times I think that the planets magnetic field and maybe that some kind of individual human magnetic field or brain waves could be affecting us some way. Often I think that these assumptions are straight up bogus.
What is something that you know that you feel like no one else would know on here, but would be useful?
maybe this; Proctor and Gamble is taking over Brazil.
Do you drink bottled water or tap water?
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Sometimes I have strong notions of people's 'vibes', or my my giving off 'vibes' and all that. At times I think that the planets magnetic field and maybe that some kind of individual human magnetic field or brain waves could be affecting us some way. Often I think that these assumptions are straight up bogus.
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What is something that you know that you feel like no one else would know on here, but would be useful?
maybe this; Proctor and Gamble is taking over Brazil.
Do you drink bottled water or tap water?
I think you mean the Chinese are taking over Brazil.
I drink tap water.
What do you think of China?
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i would love to visit
boobs or ass?
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i would love to visit
boobs or ass?
Life's biggest dilemma. Booty.
Does Megan Fox's thumb bother you?
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No it doesn't. I don't know what it looks like.
Why does it bother some people?
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No it doesn't. I don't know what it looks like.
Why does it bother some people?
Because its been inside Brian Austin Green's asshole?
Biggest pet peeve?
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No it doesn't. I don't know what it looks like.
Why does it bother some people?
Because its been inside Brian Austin Green's asshole?
Biggest pet peeve?
people's lack of consideration for other people (could mean taking up two seats on the subway during rush hour to just always making a mess when they come over to your house)... that and stupidity.
most embarrassing moment?
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When I peed my pants in 2nd grade. Had to change into sweatpants in front of the class.
What's your least favorite commercial on TV right now?
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When I peed my pants in 2nd grade. Had to change into sweatpants in front of the class.
What's your least favorite commercial on TV right now?
I'm in ireland right now and there is this horrible commercial of a poorly animated guy singing a song that just repeats, "buy the room, get the tv" over and over and then shows shitty air guitaring.
How old were you when you lost you're virginity and what lead up to it going down
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19 - There was this chick always hanging around my friends Uni residence I didn't go there, anyway she was always kind of a bitch to me, then one night we were all out somewhere and she was drunk, she brought me back to her dorm some dude kept pounding on the door asking for me lol, and we did it. I didn't bust.
Are you happy with the way your life is going?
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19 - There was this chick always hanging around my friends Uni residence I didn't go there, anyway she was always kind of a bitch to me, then one night we were all out somewhere and she was drunk, she brought me back to her dorm some dude kept pounding on the door asking for me lol, and we did it. I didn't bust.
Are you happy with the way your life is going?
Not really, but I?m quite happy with the efforts in changing it so far.
Would being a pro-skater be a dream come true for you?
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Yes and no. Obviously when you're a little skate rat kid you think "Yeah I wanna be pro and get free stuff with my name on it and get paid to skate" which still sounds awesome to me. But on the other hand, after growing a bit older and learning that I have other passions as well, its nice to know that I just went "pro" in something I enjoy doing.
Pro-in this sense meaning having to do it as a career and get paid to do it.
Biggest opportunity that could've/would've impacted your future that you regret not taking?
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In all sincerity, at 35, I regret nothing. Every decision, good or bad, has led me to where I am and I'm humbled and fortunate for the life I have. There are little things, like reacting differently in certain situations, or being more considerate of other people but without those things I would have never grown to be the person I am.
With that in mind, how much responsibility do you feel for the people around you, your family, friends, community, etc?
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Jason, I think I saw you the other day bombing down 37th when I was selling some shit at Buffalo Exchange. Anyways, I'm going to say not much. I'll try to help when I can but, I'm going to let other people live their lives.
My friend and I are going to start doing a biweekly punk night. We'll both be playing records. Live band every other week. On Mondays. What should we call it?
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Jason, I think I saw you the other day bombing down 37th when I was selling some shit at Buffalo Exchange. Anyways, I'm going to say not much. I'll try to help when I can but, I'm going to let other people live their lives.
That sounds about right.
My friend and I are going to start doing a biweekly punk night. We'll both be playing records. Live band every other week. On Mondays. What should we call it?
How about 'Serious Case of the Mondays'? Where are you doing it?
For everyone else: Last serious slam/what were you doing?
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Bombing a hill drunk 30 steps from my house. Got the speed wobbles and just ate the worst shit of my life, road rash for days, jacked my knee up, but I was drunk so I started laughing
Last awkward moment you had? Im talking cringe worthy really bad where you think about it later and make this face
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Last night at the park, ate shit pretty hard doing a backtail over a tiny 3 foot hip.my friend was laughing so much he didn't pay attention and clipped the edge, falling right beside me.there was probably 25 twelve year old kids there, watching these two fat dudes laying down.dunno why but when he fell it was 10 times more embarassing.
Besides slap, how do you fuck around at work?
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I play a lot of online chess. Daydream about skating and make trick lists of tricks I'm probably never going to do but making them is nonetheless exciting and fun. Write little essays or short stories about the fucked up dynamics in the office I work at - I constantly marvel at how similar my workplace environment is to those depicted in Dilbert, Office Space, and The Office. I can't tell if that means those creations are super true-to-life, or if I live in some fucked up twisted fantasy workplace.
How often do you lie? Do you do it for fun or to fuck with people, or as a necessary function throughout the day so as to not insult or embarrass people with the truth?
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I try not to lie to people, which is one of the reasons why most people think I'm an asshole. I still have to lie in moderation though just to be polite in some situations but mostly I am exorbitantly truthful. Telling the truth is not what it's all cracked up to be. My advice to everyone is to just lie all the time. Fuck it.
Have you ever taken any psychedelics of any kind? If so share some of your experiences, if not maybe express some of your views on psychedelics.
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i've done acid twice before, but nothing else besides that. when i did it, i wasn't one of those people taking it trying to get "fucked up", i had heard from people how it could be an eye-opening experience, and how some people had came out with a different perspective afterwards. i was mainly interested in using acid as a learning experience.
on the first occasion, i took two tabs and smoked hash in my backyard with two childhood friends while i waited for it to kick in. i was the only one who took it, and soon after smoking it kicked in. it wasn't too strong, and i didn't really have that many visuals. i felt a heightened sense of my surroundings and everything seemed a lot more vibrant than normal.
an hour into the trip it began to rain, so we moved under the patio where we would be dry. it looked almost as if little rainbow-colored spheres of light were being emitted when rain would hit the ground. the only other visual i had was when i went to stand up, it was like i had a transparent beehive pattern over everything i saw. it was pretty cool, but it only lasted roughly five minutes.
nothing really spectacular happened the rest of the night, but i couldn't sleep that night, and came down at 4 am.
my second experience was a lot more eventful than the first.
i had taken it on a camping trip with a few friends, and it was their first time doing lsd. i had one friend who opted to just consume copious amounts of weed, as he had a family history of schizophrenia and didn't want to take any chances. the three others only took one tab each, they were kind of skeptical about it. i stupidly took four tabs, which the guy i bought it from suggested i took if i really wanted to see things.
we were just hanging around while waiting for it to kick in, when my friend ted goes back to the car to get something he forgot (the car was parked about a half a mile from where we were camping). we didn't really think anything of it, because we didn't think the acid would kick in during his short walk to the car, we were wrong.
after a half hour or so, we began to get worried that ted wasn't back yet, and everyone else's hits were starting to kick in. i still didn't really feel much so i decided i would take my other friend with me, and go and look for him, while my semi-sober friend stayed with the other guy, who at that point was full on tripping.
so, we begin walking through the woods, and five minutes in, we come across ted sitting in a tree, who is obviously tripping hard as fuck. at this point i'm starting to feel it, and my friend who i brought with me to look for ted is tripping too. we have no clue how the fuck ted got into the tree, as he is sitting about 15 feet up in the tree and there are no low-hanging branches. we proceed to tell ted to get out of the tree, who refuses. at this point the acid has kicked in fully for me, and i'm tripping balls. all the things i see that can move look like there are trails of light following behind them, and the trees look as if they've all been bent at an almost 90 degree angle. because of this, i thought i could grab ted from the tree. after what felt like hours of trying, i gave up, and went back to camp with my friend and leaving ted in the tree. when we got back to camp, my semi-sober friend informed us how our other tripping friend had turned his tent inside out and felt the need to rid himself of all his worldly possessions (stripping naked and attempting to throw everything he brought into the campfire) and was just chilling by the fire, in the nude.
this didn't really strike my friend or i as odd, and asked where ted was. we told him that he was just sitting in the tree, and this concerned my friend so we went back to check on him. again, ted refused to get out of the tree, so we thought the best plan would be to leave a bunch of blankets and shit under the tree, in case he fell out.
we went back to camp, gathered all our blankets, sleeping bags, and pillows and put them under the tree. we then went back to camp, where my semi-sober friend passed out around midnight. the acid was still in full effect for my other friend and i, who had somewhat calmed down, and we sat for the rest of the night just looking into the sky, where it looked for me as if each star seemed to zip around in the sky, whenever i tried to focus on it. oh yeah, not to mention my friend would still not put his clothes back on. we passed out early the next morning, and when we woke up, ted was back at the camp. my friend had gone and gotten him when he woke up, and said ted had burrowed himself into the mass of blankets and sleeping bags. we all went and got the sleeping bags and went back to sleep for the majority of that day. when we woke up we all had a good laugh about ted's tree antics, and he told us that he wouldn't get down from the tree the whole time because he felt the drop from the tree was high enough to kill him.
even after that second experience, i'm still down to do it again, whenever the situation presents itself.
ever been caught jerking off by a complete stranger?
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I wish. It would probably be more uncomfortable for them that it would be for me. I have an ability to beat off, anywhere, any time, no matter what circumstance. I could carry a full discussion about anything, and only only stop while I cum, then continue. Ive done it before.
If you had to eat a turd and got one dipping sauce, what would you choose??
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Die taste buds.
Ever eat your own boogers?
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Die taste buds.
Ever eat your own boogers?
all the time
has anyone ever given someone a Cleavland steamer or a hot carl?
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Die taste buds.
Ever eat your own boogers?
all the time
has anyone ever given someone a Cleavland steamer or a hot carl?
Is a Cleveland steamer where you shit on a girls chest? No, I've never done that. I did upper-decker a frat houses toilet once. Still kinda proud of that one.
For a half-million dollars, would you rip off the fingernails on your hand (minus the thumb) and get F-U-C-K tattooed on the raw skin. When your fingernails grew back, the tattoo is permanently visible.
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for a half million dollars ill get fuck tattooed on my face.
whats your favorite tv show
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for a half million dollars ill get fuck tattooed on my face.
whats your favorite tv show
i get into that extreme engineering series, bridge building is trippy. otherwise GoT for the moment.
what's the last really bad thing you've done to someone on purpose; why did you do it, do you regret it now.
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When I was about six years old, I punched one of my uncles in the nuts. For no reason other than I thought it was funny. He was not pleased. To this day I don't know why I did it.
Would you lick a hot girl's arsehole? I certainly would not lick any arsehole.
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Yea, my ex had the shithole of a 5 year old.looked like poo had never passed thru it before, like ivory.I snuck a few licks in one time when eating her out, she wasn't ecstatic about it but it had no taste whatsoever.
What's something that really bugs or irritates you, against your will?as in, u don't wanna be bothered with this shit but it wears on you.a guilty memory perhaps?
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Well the thing that really bugs me to no end is when there's one car in front of me going straight and I'm directly behind them trying to turn right at a red light...
Have you ever thought about having sex with your mother?
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nope,
but i did have a horrid dream of my dad being naked taking a sunbath in the middle of the street with his twin brother (he doesnt have a twin brother)
when was the last time you happened to find cheese in your dick?
whats the nature of dick cheese?
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nope,
but i did have a horrid dream of my dad being naked taking a sunbath in the middle of the street with his twin brother (he doesnt have a twin brother)
when was the last time you happened to find cheese in your dick?
whats the nature of dick cheese?
I dont have foreskin, never had dick cheese. That sounds disgusting though. Shower. God.
What's the longest time you've gone beween being single and having a gf. I'm going on 3 years.
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About a year. Been with the same chick for 17 years now though.
Do you believe in karma? Doesnt have to be a devote belief just little things
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About a year. Been with the same chick for 17 years now though.
Do you believe in karma? Doesnt have to be a devote belief just little things
No. There is no god either. Matter is an expression of energy and existence is beautiful chaos.
Skate an hour every day of the week or skate all day once a week?
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Skate an hour every day of the week.
What was the greatest day of your life?
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Skate an hour every day of the week.
What was the greatest day of your life?
I think skating an hour a day is less productive than 8 hours for one day. It takes a while to warm up and then get to the point of trying something the hour is up, I don't know if that's all the time you have, if it is it's just nice to do some ollies.
I haven't had a greatest day of my life so far. I have good times, it's just hard to say what the greatest day is.
What are the qualities of the greatest day of your life that make it better than just a good one?
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The greatest day of my life when my first gf and I had just started dating, we smoked a fatty joint in bed, right before having sex.I can't even remember why it was so special but I was the happiest I've been and I think about that time often, even tho that same scenario happened many times since then.
How does hair get in ur asshole?I have long hair, down to the middle of my back.sometimes I rip out lil asshole hairs on the sides of my asshole. Often I get a long one, which isn't attached. I just pull and pull, its way in there.I imagine it feels like anal beads coming out, but I seriously dunno how it gets 12 inches deep in there.and I'm pretty sure its not going thru my digestive tract, but that my asshole is swallowing it slowly or something.
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I have never had hair get into my asshole, but in all honesty I think I have hair around my asshole.
What is the most disturbing/disgusting/revolting/horrid porn you've seen?
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Genki, Japanese Eel Porn.
Assuming you had the tools and stamina would you become a male porn star if the opportunity arose?
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Naw dude. This is the internet age. Not risking any future career over some unprotected sex and free HIV.
If you could copulate with one male sports / sports entertainment star who would you pick?
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Greg Oden.
Whats the grossest thing you've ever done regarding your butthole?
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Greg Oden.
Whats the grossest thing you've ever done regarding your butthole?
That's a toss up. I shaved the rim with my dad's razor because it was hairy once. Also, when I was a kid I had gastroenteritis which lead to cyclic vomiting. I couldn't keep water or food down so the doctor gave me suppositories which my mother plopped up me in there.
-Would you have sex the world's hottest woman (in your opinion)
five minutes after she died?
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No, never.
Ever fantasize about having sex with someone of the same gender?
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No, never.
Ever fantasize about having sex with someone of the same gender?
no never.
what is your relationship with your parents like?
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Greg Oden.
Whats the grossest thing you've ever done regarding your butthole?
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No, never.
Ever fantasize about having sex with someone of the same gender?
no never.
what is your relationship with your parents like?
we have a great relationship, but not really too personal. i generally keep them in the dark about everything. i really only talk to my dad about sports and work.
lets say the mayans were right, and the world was going to end on the 21st of december, and the end was only confirmed a week prior to the date. how would you spend your last week?
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Go to Southern California and hang out with my sister. Since she lives in Downtown Los Angeles I would probably also skate all the spots you usually get kicked out of. Mostly just hang out with her though.
Closest near-death experience?
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I've been watching so much car accident footage lately.its starting to freak me out when an oncoming semi drifts slightly into my lane.a real story tho:in hawaii, around 6 or something.me n bro bolt from the parking lot at a beach, directly into the water.rip current pulls me out, then an undertow starts taking me down. 5 minutes of fighting it and I am swallowing water while gasping for air.started choking and had to stop from exhaustion, right when a surfer swims out and pulls me up onto his board.for a few seconds before that I was 100% sure I was about to die, weird thoughts to have when you're a small child.
What is the most you've sacrificed/put up with/watever to get a girl or guy u really want?
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To posters who are working full-time: when you're at work, how much of the 8 hour work day would you say you spend actually working?
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About 75 percent maybe, the rest is daydreaming. Usually skateboarding in my head.
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Ya gotta ask another question bro
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Do you think I should eat another muffin? I've had two.
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eat a lot of muffins, kid. a lot of muffins
so i sweat a lot when i skate and i always end up with like a half cup of sweat somehow just in my taint area.. i dono whats keepin the liquid there all i know is that it's there. really bums me out, it bums my friends out when i talk about it, it's always just splashin' around, i can't focus. Its like a reverse gravity cup of sweaty stool stew just sittin there, and when i'm out in the heat.... i just can't handle it anymore. I don't know what to do, my life is falling apart in shambles i thought i was someone i'm not. I always convinced myself i wasn't the sweaty, hairy dude.... doc says I have reversed body dismorphia in that I see a version of myself that no one else perceives. Sometimes i feel more comfortable in the alleyways than in bed with my lemur, charles. It's like I want to be a part of the darkness, and i thrive on pain and bloodshed almost as much as seeing the general disdain and confusion in the mindless faces of joe everyman. So i guess my question is....
who's part in pretty sweet are you looking forward to most?
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Raven and rick.cut a hole in ur undies if u have too much sweat pooling.kinda related but when I smashed my teeth last year I grew to love it because I felt it was more me. I feel fucked up so the more my body matches how I feel, just felt right.
When was the last time someone broke your trust?story plz
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come on guys this thread was the shit, someone answer my question.
who broke ur trust last? how?
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Does anyone here stand up to wipe after a shit???
My friend does it and I thing it's weird...
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Absofuckinglutely. However, I'm a cautious man.
What is the absolute dumbest thing you've ever purchased? We can be talking how much you spent on it, a reason for buying it, or the sheer amount of money it cost.
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Myself. Black eye.
I'm very smart.
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Come on people, you are all messing up a really simple game.
Step 1. Answer the last question.
Step 2. Ask a question.
To go back to the last question - the dumbest thing I have ever spent money on is probably buying plane tickets out of the country for less than a week. I have gone on two trips to England where I was only gone for like 4 days to visit an ex. She's evil, so that makes it dumb. Oh and I was pretty much jet-lagged the whole time.
Best purchase of your life? Why?
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uhhh..............................................................my ac/dc mug, makes every morning metal up my ass
what is the most highest you ever got and what did it feel like/what hapepned
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uhhh..............................................................my ac/dc mug, makes every morning metal up my ass
what is the most highest you ever got and what did it feel like/what hapepned
my 17th birthday was during schoolies week (its a week long party that happens when you graduate high school in Australia)... that night along with drinking and smoking heaps of weed (doing buckets, i was never a big weed smoker or drinker) i ended up passing out for a few hours... when i came too i went and puked my guts up over the 12 storey balcony. unbeknownst to me there were people sitting directly in the path of my discharge... my puke ended up hitting one those people.
what is the strangest thing you've got stuck in your nose?
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uhhh..............................................................my ac/dc mug, makes every morning metal up my ass
what is the most highest you ever got and what did it feel like/what hapepned
my 17th birthday was during schoolies week (its a week long party that happens when you graduate high school in Australia)... that night along with drinking and smoking heaps of weed (doing buckets, i was never a big weed smoker or drinker) i ended up passing out for a few hours... when i came too i went and puked my guts up over the 12 storey balcony. unbeknownst to me there were people sitting directly in the path of my discharge... my puke ended up hitting one those people.
what is the strangest thing you've got stuck in your nose?
Drywall dust for days. Shit is awful.
Do you tip when you get takeout?
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uhhh..............................................................my ac/dc mug, makes every morning metal up my ass
what is the most highest you ever got and what did it feel like/what hapepned
my 17th birthday was during schoolies week (its a week long party that happens when you graduate high school in Australia)... that night along with drinking and smoking heaps of weed (doing buckets, i was never a big weed smoker or drinker) i ended up passing out for a few hours... when i came too i went and puked my guts up over the 12 storey balcony. unbeknownst to me there were people sitting directly in the path of my discharge... my puke ended up hitting one those people.
what is the strangest thing you've got stuck in your nose?
Drywall dust for days. Shit is awful.
Do you tip when you get takeout?
Maybe some loose pocket change if they have a bucket, but usually not. I tip big for delivery when I'm feeling real lazy though.
Are you a cat person, or a dog person? Or a they should euthanize all domestic animals person? And why?
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uhhh..............................................................my ac/dc mug, makes every morning metal up my ass
what is the most highest you ever got and what did it feel like/what hapepned
my 17th birthday was during schoolies week (its a week long party that happens when you graduate high school in Australia)... that night along with drinking and smoking heaps of weed (doing buckets, i was never a big weed smoker or drinker) i ended up passing out for a few hours... when i came too i went and puked my guts up over the 12 storey balcony. unbeknownst to me there were people sitting directly in the path of my discharge... my puke ended up hitting one those people.
what is the strangest thing you've got stuck in your nose?
Drywall dust for days. Shit is awful.
Do you tip when you get takeout?
Maybe some loose pocket change if they have a bucket, but usually not. I tip big for delivery when I'm feeling real lazy though.
Are you a cat person, or a dog person? Or a they should euthanize all domestic animals person? And why?
dog person, for sure. They fit my personality better. Cats are too standoffish, plus every cat I met as a child was an asshole to me. That's not to say I hate all cats, I've met a few that were great. Dogs are just better.
What's one thing that you do regularly that you're worried will kill you eventually? Be creative.
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I'm not actually worried about it, but others are, I live on the beach and go swimming a lot, always alone and after a few beers and j dogs (joints). I like diving down deep so u have to swim about 20 mins to half an hour away from the beach because its fairly shallow. so I usually dive kinda near the channel for boat traffic. it's a little sketchy but that's part of the draw. I've had a couple boats come up to me thinking I was carried out there/drowning, and subsequent scolding a. it's the best tho, almost as fun as skating. um if I died im from it I'd probably be swimming along the bottom and find a mermaid and start titty fuxking her, and go up to the surface to gasp/cum and get run over by a fishing boat.
someone answer my damn question about trust!!! that's why I brought this bitxh back
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I'm not actually worried about it, but others are, I live on the beach and go swimming a lot, always alone and after a few beers and j dogs (joints). I like diving down deep so u have to swim about 20 mins to half an hour away from the beach because its fairly shallow. so I usually dive kinda near the channel for boat traffic. it's a little sketchy but that's part of the draw. I've had a couple boats come up to me thinking I was carried out there/drowning, and subsequent scolding a. it's the best tho, almost as fun as skating. um if I died im from it I'd probably be swimming along the bottom and find a mermaid and start titty fuxking her, and go up to the surface to gasp/cum and get run over by a fishing boat.
someone answer my damn question about trust!!! that's why I brought this bitxh back
damn! That's sketchy.
An old friend of mine, must have been 2 years ago now. It started with he, my gf and I driving back from Chicago after going to Lollapalooza, we were in my girl's car. He was driving. He got pulled over for speeding, no big deal. Then, a couple weeks later, he starts talking about how he wasn't gonna pay the ticket, and didn't think it was his responsibility. Finally I convinced him to just suck it up and do it. A few weeks later, we were at a party and he decided he needed more beer (he was already pretty drunk). As he's pulling out, he hits my gf's car. To his credit, he tells her immediately, and they agree that she'll get an estimate to get the bumper fixed (it was kinda fucked) and he'd pay for it. She shops around and finds a good deal, and he refuses to pay. Takes 5 months of him avoiding her calls, my calls, several facebook messages, etc. to get him to finally pay up. The last straw was when I found out he was talking shit behind our backs the whole time, calling my gf a "fat bitch," saying she was changing me for the worst (I went back to college and started turning my life around), that I was a pussy, all sorts of stupid shit. He was my best friend, and I had gone out of my way to make sure that he and my gf were close since they were both super important to me. I haven't talked to him in 2 years.
Not super crucial, but my trust was definitely betrayed.
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Some shitcunt ex-gf convinced me to reverse a break-up and told me she'd stop doing drugs n shit (OCs), she didn't, i felt like a fucking chump. It's whatever though, she sends me a "happy birthday" text every year and I haven't spoken to her in about four years. So she clearly feels guilty or something, whatever it is, but I enjoy ignoring her and I hope it makes her feel awful.
Your mother, Snooki from Jersey Shore, and a meth-head Juggalo girl. Fuck one, marry one, kill one, GO
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So stoked this thread is active again.
Marry my mom, kill the meth-head, and...ugh...
Who would you pick as your best friend for life (and as a result of this friendship, you were the immediate beneficiary of their resources/skills): Donald Trump, The Terminator, or a Snorlax?
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So stoked this thread is active again.
Marry my mom, kill the meth-head, and...ugh...
Who would you pick as your best friend for life (and as a result of this friendship, you were the immediate beneficiary of their resources/skills): Donald Trump, The Terminator, or a Snorlax?
Thought about it for a minute and I'd have to go with Trump for the money. If I was able to retain my personality/memories/feelings and achieve immortality, then I would choose the Terminator. Yet, I don't know if these pre-requisites would be met; so, I have to go with that kook Trump. Snorlax is dope though.
What do you think is worse for your body: Smoking a few cigarettes a day or eating alittle fast food everday (Wendy's, McD's, Tbell, KFC, etc...)?
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So stoked this thread is active again.
Marry my mom, kill the meth-head, and...ugh...
Who would you pick as your best friend for life (and as a result of this friendship, you were the immediate beneficiary of their resources/skills): Donald Trump, The Terminator, or a Snorlax?
Thought about it for a minute and I'd have to go with Trump for the money. If I was able to retain my personality/memories/feelings and achieve immortality, then I would choose the Terminator. Yet, I don't know if these pre-requisites would be met; so, I have to go with that kook Trump. Snorlax is dope though.
What do you think is worse for your body: Smoking a few cigarettes a day or eating alittle fast food everday (Wendy's, McD's, Tbell, KFC, etc...)?
On your body as a whole probably the fast food.
Would you rather masturbate with a room full or men watching or watching the teletubbies for 24 hours straight?
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Tracer, The fuck dude?
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^ Id watch teletubbies for 24 hrs.
Your wife and child are caught in a deathtrap like something from saw, and you a strapped into a chair and forced to watch them suffer. The tormentor gives you a choice. Save yourself, they suffer an excruciating death. Save them, you suffer an excruciating death. What would you do?
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how do i know the tormentor is trustworthy? assuming that we wouldn't all just be killed, i'd take the excruciating death. although i don't actually have a wife and child, but i'm guessing if i did i would want to save them.
suffer a brutal ankle sprain everyday for the rest of your life, or amputate your foot, no anaesthesia?
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Suffer the ankle sprain every day, I would assume at least some of them have to be a result of skating. Fuck, I feel like I give myself a minor ankle sprain every day I skate anyway.
If you had to pick one for the rest of your life: Would you rather fuck an ugly girl that lets you do whatever you want and serves you in any way you please any time, or an incredibly beautiful girl who lets you go missionary only once a year and won't let you masturbate?
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option #1 for sure. this is the second time today this song has been relevant
Jimmy Soul - If You Want To Be Happy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NF5XU-k2Vk#)
is someone were to pay you for a service, would you rather be paid with high-class whores or a trip to ft. lauderdale?
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option #1 for sure. this is the second time today this song has been relevant
Jimmy Soul - If You Want To Be Happy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NF5XU-k2Vk#)
is someone were to pay you for a service, would you rather be paid with high-class whores or a trip to ft. lauderdale?
I'll take the trip...the whores are better in Ft. Lauderdale.
Have you ever stolen anything from your grandmother?
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No but she used to give me money 99% knowing it was for weed or grog.
If you have a sister have you thought about fucking her?
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no
but i did dream of her naked and woke up with a boner and guilt
i was 13
whats the farthest you've jizzed and where did it land?
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I am not in the jizz olympics but the first time I came on a girl, I think it reached her neck or something. I remember jerking off as a teen too in the toilet and sometimes my jizz would sound like someone was throwing a spear into the water catching fish. I bet if I had shot it forward in open space, that shit would have gone a good couple of feet.
If you could secretly kill someone and get away with it, who would it be?
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George Zimmerman.
What's the worst food you've ever eaten?
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White Castle on my one trip to the U.S.A.
Objectively, whats the rapiest/creepiest thing you've ever done?
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Objectively, whats the rapiest/creepiest thing you've ever done?
(https://i.postimg.cc/ZYW4HYWp/trav.jpg) (https://i.postimg.cc/3NGMTRGq/blood.jpg)
I drove a taxi for two years in LA.
In '06 Halloween landed on a weekday so I assumed people would be dressing up and partying that weekend.
At this time I was essentially friendless so creep point one.
I happened to watch Taxi Driver Saturday night and I don't know what came over me
(https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/790882638382053117/93FB0A52D792CD1173E5C1AB80DA017FCF5356A3/)
but I had an old green army coat inherited from my grandfather and enough hair to buzz off into the mohawk. I also had the fake blood handy so that got splashed on.
The next couple hours were spent arriving to pick up passengers who would first balk at my appearance , give their destination and eventually ask in confused tones "what are you?"
I really remember feeling dejected at their palpable discomfort and total lack of appreciation for my near perfect costume.
But looking back now, I guess the impact I had was much more true to the character so I'll chalk it up to a success.
What is the most cowardly thing you've done AND MORE IMPORTANTLY how have you redeemed yourself?