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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Mein Fuhrer! I can walk! on December 30, 2011, 07:45:07 AM
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So, who the hell is he ?
I recently rewatched Blackout and I totally forgot about him. I had never heard of him before I first saw the video and didn't hear anything about him ever since.
Jub - Black Out (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vskGkMwixY#)
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They was a long post about this about a year ago. He's straight edge, never got into drugs and lives in Chicago. Got married and settled down.
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They was a long post about this about a year ago. He's straight edge, never got into drugs and lives in Chicago. Got married and settled down.
damn what a pussy
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I thought he ran/owned a shop in Chicago.
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(http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4034/4441293644_b6a7d8d6a6_z.jpg?zz=1)
The Jub
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I thought he ran/owned a shop in Chicago.
I don't know if he owned it, but he used to work at First Gear (which turned into Modest) while skating for Black Label. I'd talk to him when I would visit the shop. Nice guy. He dealt with a lot of annoying eighth graders/freshmen. He left Black Label to turn for Consolidated and skated for them for a few years.
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I saw him five or six times when I was home from school this summer at Wilson. For the most part looked like he was still riding Consolidated boards. Usually rolled through with the same three or four guys. Real quiet but polite. Mostly saw them fooling around in the bowls but every now and then you'd see some vintage Jub tearing around the park.
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http://www.chrisnieratko.com/jub.php (http://www.chrisnieratko.com/jub.php)
Listed as Pro there. You can also find Corey Duffels niggermoment on Chris? page.
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He is a family man? Damn, I always saw him as this mythical and dark figure that dropped off 2 story building whilst sacrificing goats and babies and the like.
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They was a long post about this about a year ago. He's straight edge, never got into drugs and lives in Chicago. Got married and settled down.
damn what a pussy
you could not be more wrong. the drop offs alone, gave him the ultra non-pussy status years ago
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He is a family man? Damn, I always saw him as this mythical and dark figure that dropped off 2 story building whilst sacrificing goats and babies and the like.
He can do all that and still be a family man.
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Wasn't he on a religious company for a while?scripture in the ads?
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Wasn't he on a religious company for a while?scripture in the ads?
jud "farmboy" heald?? maybe? untitled or united or something
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He most certainly is a family man now. He drops by my local park on summer mornings with his kids and lady. His kids ride around the park on these little wooden bikes. And then they usually have a little picnic. You would never guess after watching that Label part.
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He most certainly is a family man now. He drops by my local park on summer mornings with his kids and lady. His kids ride around the park on these little wooden bikes. And then they usually have a little picnic. You would never guess after watching that Label part.
bastard is living the dream
super stoked for the guy
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trying to picture what a "wooden bike" must look like???
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funny interview..
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hes the king of drops without ollieing, and only guy to make make them look good. check the one out at 16:50 to thread the needle
label kills (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-344340735124737166)
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trying to picture what a "wooden bike" must look like???
http://www.kiddimoto.co.uk/ (http://www.kiddimoto.co.uk/) have some fucking cool ones
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I think he got away from being pro cuz he destroyed his knees, pretty much lives in constant pain.
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he made that one part and then just died
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(http://skately.com/img/library/print/medium/consolidated-skateboards-jub.jpg)
Jason "Jub" Taylor....goddamn
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never a fan of riding off ledges being used in a video part. Dumb.
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That is what is called a "poo poo" in the business.
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that was harsh what the interviewer was saying about his mom, i would have took him into that swamp.
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Always liked his skating, Black Label was a breath of fresh air back then....
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They was a long post about this about a year ago. He's straight edge, never got into drugs and lives in Chicago. Got married and settled down.
damn what a pussy
Any updates?
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the goat
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He skates like a flat-earther and I’m here for it
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(https://i.redd.it/30qhk9v2tm391.jpg)
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the goat
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He skates like a flat-earther and I’m here for it
HAHAHA
the drop off is gnarly in itself but the thought of ollieing onto that thing with my BACK to a 20 stair drop is literally making my palms sweat
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This post made me look up @gub ….. what’s up?
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Went to high school with Jub's alleged cousin. The kid on multiple occasions said Jub was coming to skate this weekend but never showed. Which provided the repeated joke of "Jubs in town."
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We need more Pat Rakestraw talk.
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This post made me look up @gub ….. what’s up?
all the same shit
what’s up with you my bro
heard from huphtur lately?
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I’ll start working “jubs in town” in, see if it works for me.
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Gotta put “is alive” in the title. I thought we lost Jub for a second.
Going to rewatch those two Black Label parts now
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Gotta put “is aliveis in town” in the title. I thought we lost Jub for a second.
Going to rewatch those two Black Label parts now
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This post made me look up @gub ….. what’s up?
all the same shit
what’s up with you my bro
heard from huphtur lately?
No such luck but every now and then mnc _tech will DM me like a man……….
You know that’s where this:……….comes from…IRC…
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We need more Pat Rakestraw talk.
i was definitely a fan of street rake
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We need more Pat Rakestraw talk.
i was definitely a fan of street rake
Street Rake came & went very fast, even by label standards.
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https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/61af280d-fd3a-4601-b65e-1d49e5861c09 (https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/61af280d-fd3a-4601-b65e-1d49e5861c09)
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What are Skip Pronier and Max Evans up to these days?
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get out the tape measure leap of faithers
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its criminal he never got a solo part called jub off a building
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its criminal he never got a solo part called jub off a building
Yeah or like a mtv reality show called, and I’m just spitballing here, “jubs in town”
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your favourite skater's, favourite skater.
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We need more Pat Rakestraw talk.
i was definitely a fan of street rake
Street Rake came & went very fast, even by label standards.
He was sick for sure!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86w3vjmAjzA&ab_channel=FaithSkate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VN1ls8FQtXY
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We need more Pat Rakestraw talk.
i was definitely a fan of street rake
Street Rake came & went very fast, even by label standards.
He was sick for sure!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86w3vjmAjzA&ab_channel=FaithSkate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VN1ls8FQtXY
I still think about his focused kneecap way too often
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He had a few parts including a black out one that was left out here
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Jub's signature move, aka riding off something huge without ollieing ('the Jub Drop'), remains one of the greatest signature moves ever.
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This post made me look up @gub ….. what’s up?
all the same shit
what’s up with you my bro
heard from huphtur lately?
is huphtur the Dutch cyclist from way back when?
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He had a few parts including a black out one that was left out here
yeah everyone's saying he only had one part - i can recall three. he had the one in Label Kills skating to Ministry and then Black Out and I remember him having a part in a Progression VM where talks about stealing his highschool's VCR to edit skate videos or something like that at the start. it's the one with Jesse Paez skating to Cypress Hill as the last part.
i always thought jub was cool.
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He had a few parts including a black out one that was left out here
yeah everyone's saying he only had one part - i can recall three. he had the one in Label Kills skating to Ministry and then Black Out and I remember him having a part in a Progression VM where talks about stealing his highschool's VCR to edit skate videos or something like that at the start. it's the one with Jesse Paez skating to Cypress Hill as the last part.
i always thought jub was cool.
I’m really bad at focusing these days. I meant to quote the Pat Rakestraw parts and say he also had a part in black out. But Jub definitely had a black out and label kills part and some others. There’s plenty of dudes with far less footage out there.
I like Jub too. He wasn’t just drops I feel like I remember a few very solid back tails and other surprises sprinkled in his parts.
I really like pat rakestraw. He made nikes look really cool. I like dunk footage rakestraw. Cool style.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86w3vjmAjzA&ab_channel=FaithSkate
(https://i.ibb.co/kH35V2q/streetrakeblshirt.jpg) (https://ibb.co/HFNBLTG)
If anyone wants to cosplay the street rake, I have this shirt in excellent condition.
Also, did Jub ever have a part, or even footage from his time on Consolidated?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86w3vjmAjzA&ab_channel=FaithSkate
(https://i.ibb.co/kH35V2q/streetrakeblshirt.jpg) (https://ibb.co/HFNBLTG)
If anyone wants to cosplay the street rake, I have this shirt in excellent condition.
Also, did Jub ever have a part, or even footage from his time on Consolidated?
I have probably watched this part more than any other single part of any era. Street Rake Rules. This part is particularly enjoyable but I like all his footage. “Pat just broke his kneecap”.
And that Jub ender photo rules too. He does a cool quick kickflip down a block in a line on his Black Out part I always loved.
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This post made me look up @gub ….. what’s up?
all the same shit
what’s up with you my bro
heard from huphtur lately?
No such luck but every now and then mnc _tech will DM me like a man……….
You know that’s where this:……….comes from…IRC…
dudes have been internet relay chattin for a good couple decades now
crailtap messageboard hasnt felt the same since it migrated over to the comments on their IG
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Bout to start firing "Jub's in town" off as a reason to get out of shit
"I'd love to go to your DJ set tonight! I can't though, Jub's in town"
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Bout to start firing "Jub's in town" off as a reason to get out of shit
"I'd love to go to your DJ set tonight! I can't though, Jub's in town"
Yeah I’ve been trying it out for a day now, I like
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“Jubs in town” is what I say to my wife when I wake up with an erection
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“Jubs in town” is what I say to my wife when I wake up with an erection
Funny, that’s my wife’s euphemism for her period.
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wish me luck - going to my boss and saying “jub’s in town for the holidays.” gonna see if i can get tomorrow off.
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Got a jubby
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Honey it just seems like you get extra mad about things when “jubs in town”
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Bout to start firing "Jub's in town" off as a reason to get out of shit
"I'd love to go to your DJ set tonight! I can't though, Jub's in town"
Yeah I’ve been trying it out for a day now, I like
Fuckin hell, ever since Jub got in town the weather has been absolute shit damn.
Free max b
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They was a long post about this about a year ago. He's straight edge, never got into drugs and lives in Chicago. Got married and settled down.
Definitely had the style of someone who never got into drugs..
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Great skater
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Jub sees you when you’re sleeping,
He knows when you’re awake,
He knows if you’re getting a Christmas complete,
So be nice for goodness sake!
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Can't throw a rock in here without hitting a Jub.
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It would be a very valuable line to hype yourself up before trying a trick. "JUB'S IN TOWN!"
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“Jub’s in town!” Heath shouted as he punched himself in the head. Trying to muster the strength to lipslide the gigantic handrail.
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My favorite part of his Black Out part is when he said “It’s Jub’n time” then Jubbed all over that tall thing he rode of.
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I feel like this interview should be it’s own thread, but I’ll post it here for just the real JUB heads…
https://www.thefreelibrary.com/Jub%3A+%22I%27ll+Die+in+Michigan+I+Guarantee+it%22.+(Heads)-a081565888 (https://www.thefreelibrary.com/Jub%3A+%22I%27ll+Die+in+Michigan+I+Guarantee+it%22.+(Heads)-a081565888)
TLDR:
He loves Michigan, but growing up there was hard with shredding on the mind
He has no discernible skills outside of skating and little education
Wants to get a Michigan tattoo, but has to get his buddies together and are waiting on their white trash friend to do the tattoos.
Living in his car while he’s in Chicago, as to not inconvenience anyone with his presence on the couch.
Has a porno mag in there and beats off on the reg.
Editors note (well, me) : he’s actually way fucking cooler than I already though he was
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I feel like this interview should be it’s own thread, but I’ll post it here for just the real JUB heads…
https://www.thefreelibrary.com/Jub%3A+%22I%27ll+Die+in+Michigan+I+Guarantee+it%22.+(Heads)-a081565888 (https://www.thefreelibrary.com/Jub%3A+%22I%27ll+Die+in+Michigan+I+Guarantee+it%22.+(Heads)-a081565888)
He jubbed one out in his car!
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Wonder how many times Jub gets confused with Pat Rakestraw.
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was just browsing black labels website and they dont have a team listed and they don't offer any pro models other than the cardiel snuff reissue
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how is there no epicly laterd jub episode
da fuck was they thinkin
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every time i see this thread i think it says "blake judd"
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was just browsing black labels website and they dont have a team listed and they don't offer any pro models other than the cardiel snuff reissue
Uh, no…
Might want to try that again.
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Jub is claiming his rightful spot on Slap’s pantheon of greatness.
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Let’s get Jub on new balance
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I feel like this interview should be it’s own thread, but I’ll post it here for just the real JUB heads…
https://www.thefreelibrary.com/Jub%3A+%22I%27ll+Die+in+Michigan+I+Guarantee+it%22.+(Heads)-a081565888 (https://www.thefreelibrary.com/Jub%3A+%22I%27ll+Die+in+Michigan+I+Guarantee+it%22.+(Heads)-a081565888)
He jubbed one out in his car!
Jubbing off on some jubblies!
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was just browsing black labels website and they dont have a team listed and they don't offer any pro models other than the cardiel snuff reissue
Uh, no…
Might want to try that again.
my bad i see them now
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Let’s get Jub on new balance
I want to relaunch duffs with JUB and Adam Alfaro on the launch squad.
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wish me luck - going to my boss and saying “jub’s in town for the holidays.” gonna see if i can get tomorrow off.
Everyone should try this. I want to know the success rate.
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Jubs in town
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you better black out, trucks better be tight, were gonna find out whos burning inside..
J U B is coming to town
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Last night I left a couple of loose cigarettes and a bottle of water out and Jub dropped in my chimney and gave my an irregular sized fallen striped zip up sweatshirt with a factor defect that his buddy left in his car!
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Jub's in town and bringing such joy to us all.
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I saw Mommy kissing Jub
Underneath the mistletoe last night
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'Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro' the house,
Not a creature vid was playing , or even Girl’s Mouse;
The plywood was laid by the garage with care
In hopes that Jub’s roll off would be landing there
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Label Kills replayed in their heads.
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Um, guys…JUB is either not straight edge or he’s really into the art design of coors light….
https://scontent-lga3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.18169-9/12791014_950850384998326_5839855513355086768_n.jpg?stp=cp0_dst-jpg_e15_fr_q65&_nc_cat=108&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=2d5d41&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_ohc=4tM_VkleOpgAX9jYauC&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-2.xx&oh=00_AfCfV8UOS6jaukMhp3MqLmAlS_pgDhI8qQHmiwWCDSu38g&oe=63CFF49D (https://scontent-lga3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.18169-9/12791014_950850384998326_5839855513355086768_n.jpg?stp=cp0_dst-jpg_e15_fr_q65&_nc_cat=108&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=2d5d41&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_ohc=4tM_VkleOpgAX9jYauC&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-2.xx&oh=00_AfCfV8UOS6jaukMhp3MqLmAlS_pgDhI8qQHmiwWCDSu38g&oe=63CFF49D)
He’s also watching golf. I might be more into the JUB of Christmas past.
Just kidding, I guess I think golf is cool now.
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Jub is in town
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I feel like this interview should be it’s own thread, but I’ll post it here for just the real JUB heads…
https://www.thefreelibrary.com/Jub%3A+%22I%27ll+Die+in+Michigan+I+Guarantee+it%22.+(Heads)-a081565888 (https://www.thefreelibrary.com/Jub%3A+%22I%27ll+Die+in+Michigan+I+Guarantee+it%22.+(Heads)-a081565888)
TLDR:
He loves Michigan, but growing up there was hard with shredding on the mind
He has no discernible skills outside of skating and little education
Wants to get a Michigan tattoo, but has to get his buddies together and are waiting on their white trash friend to do the tattoos.
Living in his car while he’s in Chicago, as to not inconvenience anyone with his presence on the couch.
Has a porno mag in there and beats off on the reg.
Editors note (well, me) : he’s actually way fucking cooler than I already though he was
It’s a mf Jub Christmas miracle. So sick. Real legend.
Free max b
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Can we get a pals questions with Jub? Is that still a thing?
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My new year's resolution is to make time for when Jub's in town.
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Get a haircut and get a real jub
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Is Jub still in town?
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Is Jub still in town?
of course! he sticks around until the feast of the epiphany, otherwise known as little jubmas, on january 6
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My Jub is bigger than your Jub, sing it.
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(https://compote.slate.com/images/836c8a56-4546-45d5-890d-88a6fa7ab173.jpeg?crop=680%2C453%2Cx0%2Cy0&width=840)
Can somebody with photoshop do this with Jub and the soty results
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(https://i.imgur.com/l7zCggk.jpg)
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(https://scontent-ord5-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.18169-9/11046795_884406198303835_8132862771560789129_n.png?stp=dst-png_p526x296&_nc_cat=101&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=09cbfe&_nc_ohc=feN_RPzXfw4AX_RR29P&_nc_ht=scontent-ord5-2.xx&oh=00_AfCVmsGYvr8VqQm0Lxv3iail4p4kepPyYlVACEfMLrbGpw&oe=63D33BE5)
(https://express-images.franklymedia.com/6616/sites/259/2022/06/22213133/Jub-Jam-Horizontal-1.png)
(https://static.simpsonswiki.com/images/a/ac/Tapped_Out_Jub-Jub_New_Character.png)
Google image search for Jub not disappointing. But it wasn't what I expected.
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there was a neopet called jub jub, i always assumed he took it from neopets
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Jub is in town
Be a good husband and make your wife herbal tea, lunch, and make sure she’s got enough pads. Head to the store to buy appropriately-sized tampons if not, and let her rest.
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'Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro' the house,
Not a creature vid was playing , or even Girl’s Mouse;
The plywood was laid by the garage with care
In hopes that Jub’s roll off would be landing there
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Label Kills replayed in their heads.
Gnarred for the quality Jub Christmas vibes
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As 2023 dawns take time to reflect on all the times Jub was supposed to come to town but instead spent the whole time jacking his filthy hog while living in a car in chicago
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Aww man, I thought this thread was about that dude who was post-credits in the Zero video…Jud?
EDIT: Looks like Jud is living the good life in Arkansas still. Extra rad, looks like his son has a mean 360 flip! https://instagram.com/boltthrower?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
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One of these years, Jub will fall into the annals of time, never to be thought about again by any living person, like all of us. That year will not be two thousand twenty three.
2023 and JUBs in fuckin town
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Jub's in town
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Beware of Jub since the 1800s
’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
“Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!”
Make my jub jubs bounce
https://youtu.be/BDr742MGZJ8
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I miss when Jub was in town.
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He’ll be back.
He ALWAYS comes back: he’s JUB!
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the major motion picture debut of "Jubs in town" cannot come soon enough
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(http://tstoaddicts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/jub-jub2.jpg?w=640)
*Selma voice* Whattya say Jubjub, do I look dashing enough for the homecoming of JUB?
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rumor has it jub was in town when kennedy was shot
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i'm just happy other people love pat rakestraw as much as i do, wow
rewatched some jub and had a great time!
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rumor has it jub was in town when kennedy was shot
presidents bullet ridden body in the street
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He’ll be back.
He ALWAYS comes back: he’s JUB!
My Jub went to the store for a pack of smokes and hasn't been back in 22 years.
Edit: Oh wait that was my Dad.
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I don't know about you guys, but I'm currently under the covers, snug as a jub
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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6yEgcb167k4
Ever since reading this thread I keep hearing the first line of this track in my head over and over
“Goodnight my Jub…remember me as you fall to sleep…”
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Has anyone gotten the Jub broken heart logo from this ad tattooed on em yet, or are we all just LARPing as JUB fans?!
https://consolidated-skateboards.myshopify.com/blogs/ad-archive/18065148-jub (https://consolidated-skateboards.myshopify.com/blogs/ad-archive/18065148-jub)
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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6yEgcb167k4
Ever since reading this thread I keep hearing the first line of this track in my head over and over
“Goodnight my Jub…remember me as you fall to sleep…”
"Jub stepped outside..."
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whats all this JUBbub about?
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My daughter just had her first birthday and my wife’s grandmother, who my daughter is named after, gifted a decently sized check to start as a college fund for her great grand daughter. My wife and I have decided we should instead spend that money on purchasing as many Jub promodel as we can find. If you find eBay or any other possible links to purchase a Jub board or merchandise please let me know.
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My daughter just had her first birthday and my wife’s grandmother, who my daughter is named after, gifted a decently sized check to start as a college fund for her great grand daughter. My wife and I have decided we should instead spend that money on purchasing as many Jub promodel as we can find. If you find eBay or any other possible links to purchase a Jub board or merchandise please let me know.
This is the way to a brighter future.
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When Rob Welsh said “jubble set” he didn’t mean double set, he was referring to a 10-flat-10-flat-10-flat-10-flat-10.
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When Rob Welsh said “jubble set” he didn’t mean double set, he was referring to a 10-flat-10-flat-10-flat-10-flat-10.
“Bout to ‘tack this jubble set, YO!”
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Logic suggests Jub is the world's greatest Acid Dropper (the stunt not drugs).
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new jubba wheels ad drops soon.
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someone please love me so i can name my first born son jub
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My daughter just had her first birthday and my wife’s grandmother, who my daughter is named after, gifted a decently sized check to start as a college fund for her great grand daughter. My wife and I have decided we should instead spend that money on purchasing as many Jub promodel as we can find. If you find eBay or any other possible links to purchase a Jub board or merchandise please let me know.
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0792/1303/files/24.jpg?844431451101022162)
I have the yellow one. It's mint. $3000 ought to do it. Free shipping and I'll add a present for your daughter.
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When Rob Welsh said “jubble set” he didn’t mean double set, he was referring to a 10-flat-10-flat-10-flat-10-flat-10.
“Bout to ‘tack this jubble set, YO!”
"Yeah man he got Schlager'd on that Jubble and they had to amputate his ACL".
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“I am become jub, destroyer of worlds” - Jub the day he changed his name to jub or something idk
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86w3vjmAjzA&ab_channel=FaithSkate
(https://i.ibb.co/kH35V2q/streetrakeblshirt.jpg) (https://ibb.co/HFNBLTG)
If anyone wants to cosplay the street rake, I have this shirt in excellent condition.
Also, did Jub ever have a part, or even footage from his time on Consolidated?
yeah he had a really short part in the video behold at around 10:21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xf4m8X_k3YU
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That consolidated video is sick, still have it in dvd, but hadn’t seen it in 15+ years. His part is short but perhaps he wasn’t in town long?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86w3vjmAjzA&ab_channel=FaithSkate
(https://i.ibb.co/kH35V2q/streetrakeblshirt.jpg) (https://ibb.co/HFNBLTG)
If anyone wants to cosplay the street rake, I have this shirt in excellent condition.
Also, did Jub ever have a part, or even footage from his time on Consolidated?
yeah he had a really short part in the video behold at around 10:21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xf4m8X_k3YU
Love that last trick.
His Magnum Jubus.
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someone please love me so i can name my first born son jub
I would do anything for Jub...but I won't do that
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https://youtu.be/11m0P2rreOs
Carl don't know Jub (starts at 5:17)
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https://youtu.be/11m0P2rreOs
Carl don't know Jub (starts at 5:17)
Happy ending would be they meet and do a doubles drop, like a vert over under. Carl is obviously the bottom, and drops off something like in that clip while Jub drops off something his normal drop height, going over both carl and carls drop. The both land after carl botches a few, claiming Jub eclipsing the Sun through him off, and everyone jumps out from behind cars (in a parking lot of course) and presents JUB with a guest pro board for HUF.