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Title: Darkstar Spring 2012 Video
Post by: ThrillOfItAll on January 24, 2012, 04:49:25 AM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/kijpTdYW2D4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Thoughts on this company......

Title: Re: Darkstar Spring 2012 Video
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 24, 2012, 04:56:16 AM
what the fuck was that
Title: Re: Darkstar Spring 2012 Video
Post by: ThrillOfItAll on January 24, 2012, 05:01:32 AM
what the fuck was that

For Reps and Distributors only...
Title: Re: Darkstar Spring 2012 Video
Post by: Rumpleforeskin on January 24, 2012, 05:33:18 AM
Dental plan.
Title: Re: Darkstar Spring 2012 Video
Post by: Bronson on January 24, 2012, 06:03:19 AM
Fuck I just remembered Lisa needs braces. cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt.
Title: Re: Darkstar Spring 2012 Video
Post by: SFblah on January 24, 2012, 06:15:06 AM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_cJf0LPatWLM/SnsxkzqH-3I/AAAAAAAACpw/NLK_PDctZGI/s400/lisa_simpsons2.jpg)
Title: Re: Darkstar Spring 2012 Video
Post by: ChronicBluntSlider on January 24, 2012, 08:01:37 AM
that video was worse than the big book of British smiles.  "Let's come up with a hackey marketing video, then have the character say 'fuck' so it is funny to people who huff paint."
Title: Re: Darkstar Spring 2012 Video
Post by: grimcity on January 24, 2012, 08:13:58 AM
Those completes, available at an Academy Sports near you. Seen a couple of kids trying to roll despite the non-working bearings at the park the other day.
Title: Re: Darkstar Spring 2012 Video
Post by: StabMasterArson on January 24, 2012, 08:30:58 AM
It may be a stretch, but I think six to maybe eight people are stoked on this video to come out. Worldwide.
Title: Re: Darkstar Spring 2012 Video
Post by: ivegotlevitation on January 24, 2012, 09:08:09 AM
people give a shit about this company?
Title: Re: Darkstar Spring 2012 Video
Post by: busey on January 24, 2012, 09:49:42 AM
BACK OFF HATERS, YOU HEARD WHAT THAT GAY ROBOT SAID. 2 MEMBERS OF THEIR TEAM WON THE DEW TOUR ATHLETES OF THE YEAR SO STEP THE FUCK BACK

busta rhymes Hustler's Anthem '09 feat T Pain (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtQKTlZt0QI#)
Title: Re: Darkstar Spring 2012 Video
Post by: Kristi Yamaguchi on January 24, 2012, 10:23:29 AM
BACK OFF HATERS, YOU HEARD WHAT THAT GAY ROBOT SAID. 2 MEMBERS OF THEIR TEAM WON THE DEW TOUR ATHLETES OF THE YEAR SO STEP THE FUCK BACK

busta rhymes Hustler's Anthem '09 feat T Pain (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtQKTlZt0QI#)
:D
Title: Re: Darkstar Spring 2012 Video
Post by: Dutch on January 24, 2012, 10:36:23 AM
Those completes, available at an Academy Sports near you. Seen a couple of kids trying to roll despite the non-working bearings at the park the other day.
think they tapped the threats on those trucks wrong, a lil too far in.... wheel wobbels and the bearing grinds into the axle...
seen a lot of dwindle completes with that problem.
noisy stuff though
Title: Re: Darkstar Spring 2012 Video
Post by: layzieyez on January 24, 2012, 11:19:48 AM
I'll give props to PLG for beating carrot top.  Keep beating that fucker and I'll keep backing Darkstar even if I thought they would have changed up the brand from the medieval knight shit long ago.  I thought they might have at least had a darker more satanic/pure evil graphic off shoot to appeal to that aesthetic.  The name implies some shit like that.
Title: Re: Darkstar Spring 2012 Video
Post by: TwisT on January 24, 2012, 11:46:44 AM
oh darkstar...your trying so hard...i wish you the best of luck

Title: Re: Darkstar Spring 2012 Video
Post by: Cooner66 on January 24, 2012, 12:18:24 PM
maybe people would give a fuck if they brought back a couple OG's like Sven Kilchenman, Guy Kampfeen and Paul Machnau.. fuck Lutzka Decenzo and Dyet
Title: Re: Darkstar Spring 2012 Video
Post by: LOU.502 on January 24, 2012, 03:19:57 PM
soo cringeworthy
Title: Re: Darkstar Spring 2012 Video
Post by: Harem on January 24, 2012, 04:24:18 PM
As long as PLG is getting paid.
Title: Re: Darkstar Spring 2012 Video
Post by: Hatechild on January 24, 2012, 05:14:48 PM
Please make this graphic Darkstar.

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e185/bloose/ddo-rb-412.jpg)
Title: Re: Darkstar Spring 2012 Video
Post by: shouldn't on January 24, 2012, 05:30:24 PM
they should rename darkstar to 'second-hand embarrassment'.

they knew what they had to say was garbage so, they turned it into a computer graphic with cuss-words. cooooool. when adam dyet is the poster child for your company, you can't feel too great about yourself.
Title: Re: Darkstar Spring 2012 Video
Post by: lampshade on January 24, 2012, 05:47:27 PM
It sucks that enjoi is affiliated with this.
Title: Re: Darkstar Spring 2012 Video
Post by: cletus the slack jawed yokel on January 24, 2012, 06:57:05 PM
As long as PLG is getting paid.
Title: Re: Darkstar Spring 2012 Video
Post by: jerrys_kids on January 24, 2012, 07:14:06 PM
I turned it off about half way through the whole "this guy won this contest" thing.
Title: Re: Darkstar Spring 2012 Video
Post by: Chocolaterain on January 24, 2012, 11:05:39 PM
they should rename darkstar to 'second-hand embarrassment'.

they knew what they had to say was garbage so, they turned it into a computer graphic with cuss-words. cooooool. when adam dyet is the poster child for your company, you can't feel too great about yourself.

I thought Descenzo was the poster child
Title: Re: Darkstar Spring 2012 Video
Post by: ThrillOfItAll on January 24, 2012, 11:49:41 PM
Bone Crushers... dont dick on bones!

As for cleaning up the image of the company, white background with a Darkstar logo on the front, well done!

Still Gash!