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Title: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: DaSk8D00D on February 18, 2012, 04:37:11 PM
ayo real talk im takin yall back to the highschool lunch table with this one. What yall needa do is flame (diss, roast, break, case, whatever you call it) the poster above you, or anyone else who happens to be in the thread. Talk about they momma's, break on their swag, or just tell them how ugly they are. I'm a take one for the team since im startin this shit off but be warned if one you ol busta ass niggas tries to come at me with some lame shit or hits one of those copy/paste google jokes im on yo lil cornball ass. *DING DING* Round One Nigga lets go!
Title: Re: Diss Thread
Post by: Pippen on February 18, 2012, 04:52:04 PM
You are honestly the worst.
Title: Re: Diss Thread
Post by: DaSk8D00D on February 18, 2012, 05:03:49 PM
You are honestly the worst.

now im on yo lil dove lotion usin,  flintstones vitamin abusin , "mom stop shrinking all my jeans in the dryer!" lookin ass. this nigga pippen look like he the first nigga to overdose on children's tylonel because he got a brainfreeze. fuck outta here b.



Title: Re: Diss Thread
Post by: Pippen on February 18, 2012, 05:34:54 PM
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You are honestly the worst.
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now im on yo lil dove lotion usin,  flintstones vitamin abusin , "mom stop shrinking all my jeans in the dryer!" lookin ass. this nigga pippen look like he the first nigga to overdose on children's tylonel because he got a brainfreeze. fuck outta here b.





okayokay man that was just once. you know i gotta get those vits.
But I'll let it go just this once, William.  I mean how can I diss this beautiful kid?
(http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/71771_164311270263700_100000544853558_435105_8024033_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Diss Thread
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on February 18, 2012, 05:41:34 PM
baahahha
Title: Re: Diss Thread
Post by: DaSk8D00D on February 18, 2012, 05:43:30 PM

LOL i told yall im Am for Team Handsome! but real talk tho my baby face aint gon cut it, ol crimson chin lookin ass. you like the Meg Griffin of Slap fam, just give it up.
Title: Re: Diss Thread
Post by: Pippen on February 18, 2012, 06:01:57 PM
I give up!!  No way I can compete with Team Handsome.  I bet you have dylan. on speed dial and  I sure as hell don't want him messing me up.
Title: Re: Diss Thread
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on February 18, 2012, 08:57:30 PM
sk8dood so dirty and broke the only shine he'll ever get is the gumwrapper stuck to his shoe.
Title: Re: Diss Thread
Post by: baconeggandcheese on February 18, 2012, 09:14:54 PM
sk8dood so dirty and broke the only shine he'll ever get is the gumwrapper stuck to his shoe.


gipper's still not making any sense
Title: Re: Diss Thread
Post by: Tale Crab on February 18, 2012, 09:32:14 PM
I honestly thought you were trying to spell "this thread".
Title: Re: Diss Thread
Post by: DaSk8D00D on February 18, 2012, 09:35:50 PM
sk8dood so dirty and broke the only shine he'll ever get is the gumwrapper stuck to his shoe.



come on now, you like the personification of a mid-life crisis b.  this nigga read one chapter outta Reaganomics for Dummies & got inspired, tryna live vicariously through SLAP cuz he couldnt get thru law-school n shit.
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: Tuna on February 18, 2012, 09:54:05 PM
French Taunting - Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V7zbWNznbs#)
Title: Re: Diss Thread
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on February 18, 2012, 10:31:25 PM
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sk8dood so dirty and broke the only shine he'll ever get is the gumwrapper stuck to his shoe.

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come on now, you like the personification of a mid-life crisis b.  this nigga read one chapter outta Reaganomics for Dummies & got inspired, tryna live vicariously through SLAP cuz he couldnt get thru law-school n shit.
Do The Right Thing- Race Rant/Time Out (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaBSNop3g9M#)
Title: Re: Diss Thread
Post by: DaSk8D00D on February 18, 2012, 10:41:53 PM
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sk8dood so dirty and broke the only shine he'll ever get is the gumwrapper stuck to his shoe.

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come on now, you like the personification of a mid-life crisis b.  this nigga read one chapter outta Reaganomics for Dummies & got inspired, tryna live vicariously through SLAP cuz he couldnt get thru law-school n shit.
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Do The Right Thing- Race Rant/Time Out (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaBSNop3g9M#)


Lookin Ass Nigga (Original) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV-2DzdWlVY#)
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: brent on February 18, 2012, 11:24:01 PM
you so dumb you couldn't even drive a smart car

(http://board.rapmusic.com/images/smilies/jaydamn.png) jkjk
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: DaSk8D00D on February 18, 2012, 11:46:22 PM
you so dumb you couldn't even drive a smart car

(http://board.rapmusic.com/images/smilies/jaydamn.png) jkjk

yo momma so dumb that bitch put a quarter in each ear & tried to tell me she was listening to 50 Cent. She also gave birth to you, which is almost a joke in itself
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: Cadillac Ranch Dressing on February 19, 2012, 12:48:06 AM
Classic Slap.
Title: Re: Diss Thread
Post by: 1eyebilly on February 19, 2012, 01:13:10 AM
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sk8dood so dirty and broke the only shine he'll ever get is the gumwrapper stuck to his shoe.

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come on now, you like the personification of a mid-life crisis b.  this nigga read one chapter outta Reaganomics for Dummies & got inspired, tryna live vicariously through SLAP cuz he couldnt get thru law-school n shit.


You remind me of a fat sassy black woman.
Title: Re: Diss Thread
Post by: DaSk8D00D on February 19, 2012, 01:21:59 AM
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sk8dood so dirty and broke the only shine he'll ever get is the gumwrapper stuck to his shoe.

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come on now, you like the personification of a mid-life crisis b.  this nigga read one chapter outta Reaganomics for Dummies & got inspired, tryna live vicariously through SLAP cuz he couldnt get thru law-school n shit.
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You remind me of a fat sassy black woman.

and you? 1eyebilly? dog....


(http://www.erked.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Fred-CrazyPose-e1274461776143.jpg)


i heard they call you 1eye because whenever you have sex with your cousin you keep one eye closed so you can simultaneously imagine that its your sister instead.
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: 1eyebilly on February 19, 2012, 01:49:23 AM
Your shit is so soft I could wipe my ass with it.
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: daddy on February 19, 2012, 02:12:29 AM
I probably shouldn't get involved but... ^^^ that's pretty good.
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: brent on February 19, 2012, 09:08:00 AM
you wipe your ass with shit? (http://board.rapmusic.com/images/smilies/jaydamn.png)
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on February 19, 2012, 10:44:30 AM
only if its soft, apparently.
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: 1eyebilly on February 19, 2012, 11:07:32 AM
hahahaha ;D
Title: Re: Diss Thread
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on February 19, 2012, 07:34:39 PM
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sk8dood so dirty and broke the only shine he'll ever get is the gumwrapper stuck to his shoe.

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gipper's still not making any sense
You sound like Briden with that post. I bet you look like him too. Is that where your screen name comes from? The fact that you're fat ass is made up mostly of bacon eggs and cheese?

I like the diss thread.
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: Perro Mojado on February 19, 2012, 11:27:12 PM
man ronald wilson you fat like a wilson basketball get high and stop smoking weed get bitchy like ronald mcdonal laying downw the crack pipe on the restaurant floor while takin a shit
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: jgonzalez on February 20, 2012, 12:06:44 AM
(http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/71771_164311270263700_100000544853558_435105_8024033_n.jpg)
C'mon bro. If you really wanna be Team Handsome am, take some fashion tips from the TMs
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu1nrjAgbK1qih0p3o1_500.jpg)
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz9i07FgCt1r1f249o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: baconeggandcheese on February 20, 2012, 08:04:28 AM
jgonz jacks off while lookin at pictures of team handsome, elvis presenting himself, and a fucking unicorn.
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: Patey on February 20, 2012, 08:59:05 AM
i bet you dont even know how to make a bacon egg and cheese sandwich

mcmuffin lookin ass mafucka
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: StabMasterArson on February 20, 2012, 09:45:11 AM
A thread where everyone makes fun of eachother? What are we going to with the rest of the board?
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: VictoriousOG on February 20, 2012, 10:49:14 AM
This is entertainment.
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: Tale Crab on February 20, 2012, 10:49:21 AM
I believe he wanted one dedicated thread where people would laugh at him and him alone.


Or maybe he implied this should be about barbeque.

(http://cdn.head-fi.org/7/7e/7efe341d_TresHombres.jpg)
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: CUDDLEMONSTER on February 20, 2012, 11:02:35 AM
I believe he wanted one dedicated thread where people would laugh at him and him alone.


Or maybe he implied this should be about barbeque.

(http://cdn.head-fi.org/7/7e/7efe341d_TresHombres.jpg)

hey guys, here's a mug full of shredded cheese in case there wasn't enough shredded cheese on your everything. could i bring you anything else? some shredded cheese perhaps?
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: Tale Crab on February 20, 2012, 11:50:47 AM
(http://www.celebrity-sunglasses-finder.com/image-files/billy_gibbons-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: DaSk8D00D on February 20, 2012, 12:06:06 PM
I believe he wanted one dedicated thread where people would laugh at him and him alone.


no bitch the diss thread was made for everybody, but forreal tho dont try to hijack my thread....

(http://dc505.4shared.com/img/X4gn-mV-/s3/13186760344f3ddd871f930.gif)




im on yo ass now. i heard this nigga tale crab invites all the neighborhood kids over to watch the little mermaid & then posts what really happens on the deep web
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: ice nine on February 20, 2012, 02:49:55 PM
holy shit people r gettin roasted all over the place in here
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on February 20, 2012, 05:48:20 PM
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I believe he wanted one dedicated thread where people would laugh at him and him alone.


Or maybe he implied this should be about barbeque.

(http://cdn.head-fi.org/7/7e/7efe341d_TresHombres.jpg)
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hey guys, here's a mug full of shredded cheese in case there wasn't enough shredded cheese on your everything. could i bring you anything else? some shredded cheese perhaps?
Aren't you from Chicago? That's like an Irishman getting pissed about too much beer, or a priest getting pissed about his alterboys being too sexy. You bring shame to Chicago.


you're actually cool, but you know, the thread and all...
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: VictoriousOG on February 20, 2012, 06:05:16 PM
Sk8dood, yo neck is fat.
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: Perro Mojado on February 20, 2012, 06:09:24 PM
Sk8dood, yo neck is fat.

alright my trendy bastard yeah you cute i give you dat looking like elijah make a nice tranny meow.
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: DaSk8D00D on February 20, 2012, 06:46:29 PM
Sk8dood, yo neck is fat.
but yo mothers throat is deep tho...


holy shit people r gettin roasted all over the place in here


this might as well be a bright neon sign saying "Oh mighty & all-powerful Sk8D00D, since im on yo dick in every other thread, please respond to my post so i can enjoy even more of your amazing SLAP presence"
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: CUDDLEMONSTER on February 20, 2012, 08:56:30 PM
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I believe he wanted one dedicated thread where people would laugh at him and him alone.


Or maybe he implied this should be about barbeque.

(http://cdn.head-fi.org/7/7e/7efe341d_TresHombres.jpg)
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hey guys, here's a mug full of shredded cheese in case there wasn't enough shredded cheese on your everything. could i bring you anything else? some shredded cheese perhaps?
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Aren't you from Chicago? That's like an Irishman getting pissed about too much beer, or a priest getting pissed about his alterboys being too sexy. You bring shame to Chicago.


you're actually cool, but you know, the thread and all...

i know it's probably been awhile since you visited but mexican food in chicago looks like this
(http://www.chicagomag.com/images/2010/1110/C201011-Best-Mexican-Restaurants.jpg)

not this
(http://www.alivenotdead.com/attachments/2008/06/23018_200806191856541.thumb.jpg)

that said i've had mexican food in wisconsin and it's pretty similiar to the above picture only with a layer of sour cream.
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: bakingsoda on February 20, 2012, 08:57:08 PM
Sk8dood, yo neck is fat.


Hahahaha I've made fun of you so many times, burning you in this thread would be like beating a dead horse into pulp, but rather then using it as dog food just leaving it on some train tracks to smell in the sun.
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: VictoriousOG on February 20, 2012, 09:20:40 PM
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Sk8dood, yo neck is fat.
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Hahahaha I've made fun of you so many times, burning you in this thread would be like beating a dead horse into pulp, but rather then using it as dog food just leaving it on some train tracks to smell in the sun.
You're so cool ::)
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: bakingsoda on February 20, 2012, 09:50:26 PM
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Sk8dood, yo neck is fat.
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Hahahaha I've made fun of you so many times, burning you in this thread would be like beating a dead horse into pulp, but rather then using it as dog food just leaving it on some train tracks to smell in the sun.
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You're so cool ::)
Thanks man, but it's really nothing, everyone looks cool when you're compared to them.
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: VictoriousOG on February 20, 2012, 09:52:52 PM
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Sk8dood, yo neck is fat.
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Hahahaha I've made fun of you so many times, burning you in this thread would be like beating a dead horse into pulp, but rather then using it as dog food just leaving it on some train tracks to smell in the sun.
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You're so cool ::)
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Thanks man, but it's really nothing, everyone looks cool when you're compared to them.
oh yea duh dude
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: DaSk8D00D on February 20, 2012, 09:57:05 PM
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Sk8dood, yo neck is fat.
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Hahahaha I've made fun of you so many times, burning you in this thread would be like beating a dead horse into pulp, but rather then using it as dog food just leaving it on some train tracks to smell in the sun.
[close]
You're so cool ::)
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Thanks man, but it's really nothing, everyone looks cool when you're compared to them.
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oh yea duh dude

one of yall should tell me why you niggas got eBeef....

(http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/dis%20gon%20be%20good/grand/the_situation_dis_gon_be_good_gif.gif)
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: VictoriousOG on February 20, 2012, 10:05:46 PM
I just assume he's just trying to fit in by "burning" me oh so bad.

Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on February 21, 2012, 01:01:54 AM
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I believe he wanted one dedicated thread where people would laugh at him and him alone.


Or maybe he implied this should be about barbeque.

(http://cdn.head-fi.org/7/7e/7efe341d_TresHombres.jpg)
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hey guys, here's a mug full of shredded cheese in case there wasn't enough shredded cheese on your everything. could i bring you anything else? some shredded cheese perhaps?
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Aren't you from Chicago? That's like an Irishman getting pissed about too much beer, or a priest getting pissed about his alterboys being too sexy. You bring shame to Chicago.


you're actually cool, but you know, the thread and all...
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i know it's probably been awhile since you visited but mexican food in chicago looks like this
(http://www.chicagomag.com/images/2010/1110/C201011-Best-Mexican-Restaurants.jpg)

not this
(http://www.alivenotdead.com/attachments/2008/06/23018_200806191856541.thumb.jpg)

that said i've had mexican food in wisconsin and it's pretty similiar to the above picture only with a layer of sour cream.
Really? Back when I lived there, they looked like this:
(http://toucanfoods.com/healthy-recipes/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/tacos1.jpg)
And they sucked ass!!!!!!!!!
 

 :o :o  boom.  :o :o
 8) 8) roasted.  8) 8) 
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: bakingsoda on February 21, 2012, 03:00:53 AM
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Sk8dood, yo neck is fat.
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Hahahaha I've made fun of you so many times, burning you in this thread would be like beating a dead horse into pulp, but rather then using it as dog food just leaving it on some train tracks to smell in the sun.
[close]
You're so cool ::)
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Thanks man, but it's really nothing, everyone looks cool when you're compared to them.
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oh yea duh dude
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one of yall should tell me why you niggas got eBeef....

(http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/dis%20gon%20be%20good/grand/the_situation_dis_gon_be_good_gif.gif)

Because he's a weiner, he used to post the most annoying meme shit and just emit his general fuckstain vibes over the whole board with his excessive insipid and frivolous posting. He's not nearly as bad now though, or maybe I stoped noticing, but he's still a weiner and I like to remind him.
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: 1eyebilly on February 21, 2012, 11:55:27 AM
There is only one child of the ghetto.
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on February 21, 2012, 02:08:10 PM
WAIT HOLD UP


victor weinerstein is trying to accuse people of 'trying to fit in'? OH THE IRONING
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: VictoriousOG on February 21, 2012, 04:07:14 PM
Yeah, and you rock a bowl cut.
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on February 21, 2012, 04:44:48 PM
you have no pubes
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: DaSk8D00D on February 21, 2012, 04:52:04 PM
lol yall niggas whack as hell. all that internet hate & your jokes are still lame as fuck. baking soda gotcho ass tho TrendyBastard cuz he used alot of big words & it was just more funny to read. all yall some hypes tho. watching you niggas flame each other is like watching two  blind men play dodgeball
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on February 21, 2012, 06:19:12 PM
you have no pubes
bitches love it and my dick looks big, back off you fuckin' beer keg peg leg motherfucker.
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: Rumpleforeskin on February 22, 2012, 12:54:59 PM
man ronald wilson you fat like a wilson basketball get high and stop smoking weed get bitchy like ronald mcdonal laying downw the crack pipe on the restaurant floor while takin a shit
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: Joust Ostrich on February 22, 2012, 01:20:34 PM
This is entertainment.
Did you mean, "This is entertainment?"

Also, and unrelated, I'm going to put this here just in case any of you need it
(http://www.uvprocess.com/products%5CSAFETY%20PRODUCTS.A1.FIRST%20AID%20KITS.FIRSTAID%5CBURN%20RELIEF%20FIRST%20AID%20STATION.FIRSTAID%20E%5CFIRSTAID%20E_primary_WebPic1.JPG)

Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: DaSk8D00D on February 22, 2012, 01:26:45 PM
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This is entertainment.
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Did you mean, "This is entertainment?"

Also, and unrelated, I'm going to put this here just in case any of you need it
(http://www.uvprocess.com/products%5CSAFETY%20PRODUCTS.A1.FIRST%20AID%20KITS.FIRSTAID%5CBURN%20RELIEF%20FIRST%20AID%20STATION.FIRSTAID%20E%5CFIRSTAID%20E_primary_WebPic1.JPG)



lemme leave this here for you as well....


(http://www.hyptalk.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/p/e/ped_cd.jpg)
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: GarglesCmen on February 22, 2012, 03:20:30 PM
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This is entertainment.
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Did you mean, "This is entertainment?"

Also, and unrelated, I'm going to put this here just in case any of you need it
(http://www.uvprocess.com/products%5CSAFETY%20PRODUCTS.A1.FIRST%20AID%20KITS.FIRSTAID%5CBURN%20RELIEF%20FIRST%20AID%20STATION.FIRSTAID%20E%5CFIRSTAID%20E_primary_WebPic1.JPG)


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lemme leave this here for you as well....


(http://www.hyptalk.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/p/e/ped_cd.jpg)

AHHH TORCHED
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: PFIASB. on February 22, 2012, 11:53:09 PM
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you have no pubes
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bitches love it and my dick looks big, back off you fuckin' beer keg peg leg motherfucker.
look at this puzzlepiecehaircombbluemoonicecream bitch tryn 2 take over this thread sucka dick. i mushroom stamped ya girl whyle u were snorting lines off dicks at woodys boring ass nigga
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: Tale Crab on February 23, 2012, 02:06:39 AM
(http://www.hyptalk.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/p/e/ped_cd.jpg)

"Conversation with Cells"

D00D knows what's up. First hand experience tells him that you can make a dick grow just by talking into it.
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: DaSk8D00D on February 23, 2012, 02:27:06 AM
sorry guy but my genetics already leave me hung like a horse, i dont need the aftermarket products. just between me & you tho, your girl has plenty of "first hand experience" with me.  lowkey she told me that you fuck like 3-legged sloth having a seizure
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: Tale Crab on February 23, 2012, 02:38:41 AM
They don't call you the locker room snake charmer for nothing, even if you don't look a bit like Pam Grier on the box.
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: DaSk8D00D on February 23, 2012, 02:40:50 AM
They don't call you the locker room snake charmer for nothing, even if you don't look a bit like Pam Grier on the box.

ayo i aint even playin that shit was weak as hell. try again please...
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: Tale Crab on February 23, 2012, 04:01:32 AM
I think they even made a movie about you. It was called Cock Whiperer.
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: Nosferatu on February 23, 2012, 07:59:31 AM
Yo iwishilivedinfinland! Nobody gives a fuck. When did you get so self important? Coming into/creating threads and posting your regular shit in all caps. You are worse than those american apparel ads in the top right corner that say shit like "LINGERIE". Oh shit someone invented lingerie? At least they have bitches in their ads to look at.
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: DaSk8D00D on February 28, 2012, 04:51:04 PM
A thread where everyone makes fun of eachother? What are we going to with the rest of the board?
Ayo I always knew you were Sk8D00D stan deep down...

(http://dc416.4shared.com/img/D5nZKeN3/s3/0.5430010190019382/Untitled.jpg)


(http://www.gq.com/images/style/2011/04/rapper-style/rapper-style-camron.jpg)
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: ice nine on February 28, 2012, 06:57:00 PM
Careful what u say, that dude killed a guy with one punch. no lie.
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: DaSk8D00D on February 28, 2012, 06:58:08 PM
Careful what u say, that dude killed a guy with one punch. no lie.

fam would never lay a finger on me i am his idol.
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: StabMasterArson on February 28, 2012, 10:45:53 PM
You're correct, I'm a giant fan of dudes who constantly post their senior picture and brag about their heelflips.
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: kilgore. on February 28, 2012, 11:16:28 PM
ay, ol' pink ass boy

this frank gerwer in drag lookin' fool tickle your booty hole with the principal dick vernon and have you goin' OH BOYYY

(http://usversusthem.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/camron-gay.jpg)



"ok-k-kay you g-g-gay"
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: DaSk8D00D on February 28, 2012, 11:35:38 PM
real talk tho i cant get anything past StabMaster cuz he watches my every move on slap. ill be in one thread talkin bout some shit & dude always comes back with some "well i saw your post in the _____ thread on Jan. 19, 2012 at 9:32 PM eastern time and you said _______ ". like, its happened multiple times now. dude is my biggest fan i swear, he even posted in the bump when high thread just to say something about me and he dont even smoke... thats dedication right there!

as for kilgore ...

(http://dc500.4shared.com/img/IHN1hv5a/s3/1omgfunny.gif)
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: kilgore. on February 28, 2012, 11:37:35 PM
U MAD
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: DaSk8D00D on February 28, 2012, 11:45:17 PM
U MAD

(http://dc416.4shared.com/img/S7nCpZFI/s7/0.04610755849488113/wwe-raw-20120124023802731.gif)
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: Bobby Peru on March 01, 2012, 01:11:52 PM
This thread has good potential. Let's get it back on track.

Back when I lived there, they looked like this:
(http://toucanfoods.com/healthy-recipes/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/tacos1.jpg)

So does your mother's vagina.

Continue.
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: DaSk8D00D on March 01, 2012, 07:26:32 PM
ayo id like to dedicate this post to the biggest fuck boy on SLAP, Gay Imp Sausage Metal. now if you dont know him or haven't seen any of his faggotry here on SLAP, he is a 33 year old manboy who stay tryna come at yours truly. now you know me, i gotta pretty humble demeanor so i dunno what the problem is but real talk im bout to solve that shit. the next time you see his bitch ass out on the streets

(http://www.thebaynet.com/images/news/9D050C0262F2F9DFD387D187AB92B255.jpg)


make sure you let em know that DaSk8D00D dont play that shit. real talk nigga im bout tired of yo lil airspeed wearin, checkerboard griptape skatin, "stop it mom im on chatroulette!" lookin ass. the only time i see this nigga is when he says somethin about ME, and quite frankly, that pretty dickriderish of you. how the fuck you 33 years old and still post like a suburban grom who be tryna tell you at the park how they landed 5 outta 10 kickflips in the grass yesterday but now you cant land anything. fuck YOU nigga. dude is as lame as it gets. at the least the rest of the posters who be hatin me are somewhat intelligent, and put up a good fight. you just be soundin dumb as fuck and the fact that you're actually 33 years just makes me feel sorry for your lack of intelligence, sense of humor, and purposeful existence. you the type of nigga chris hansen suits up for. you one of them niggas that be tryin too hard to impress the kids at the park due to your lack of social status in the real world, but you still garbage as fuck anyway so the kids just make fun of you while your gone. again, your pretty much just a waste of existence. dammit why the fuck whitney gotta die while this nigga continues to breathe!? fuck the world we live in b, and more importantly, fuck a Gay Imp. nigga look like he still be tryna sell off his Yu-Gi-Oh cards at the mall n shit.
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: ice nine on March 01, 2012, 09:48:18 PM
If you're gonna make shitty posts at least keep them short.
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on March 01, 2012, 10:50:06 PM
i think you are flattering yourself a little too much but thanks for proving that you don't have anything better to do with your time ;)
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: Greg Ostertag on March 01, 2012, 11:07:05 PM
It's a chore just keeping up with who's a fake account and who's not these days...
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: weedpop on March 01, 2012, 11:37:49 PM
If DaSk8DOOD had just gone with the "cam'ron in pink furs" fake account I would like him a whole lot better. Now that we know him as a skinny little man-child who believes in illuminati fairy tales and looks like Lupe Fiasco's little cousin, the illusion is kind of ruined.

No need for another long winded response Sk8DOOD. I've got the cliffnotes right here:

Im black yall CB4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFY2kJ96jNY#)
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on March 02, 2012, 12:11:21 AM
This thread has good potential. Let's get it back on track.

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Back when I lived there, they looked like this:
(http://toucanfoods.com/healthy-recipes/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/tacos1.jpg)
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So does your mother's vagina.

Continue.
Quit fucking my mom, she won't give you her social security check.
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: bakingsoda on March 02, 2012, 01:23:14 AM
Hold on a second, is Gay Imp Sausage Metal Briden's new account or is that just a picture of another fat guy who looks like Briden?
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: DaSk8D00D on April 27, 2012, 03:56:05 PM
victor333 listening to the new Adele album

(http://dc530.4shared.com/img/-zHT6ip6/s3/tumblr_lk9i6m74NW1qzrajho1_400.gif)
Title: Re: Diss Thread
Post by: pile on April 27, 2012, 11:51:22 PM

LOL i told yall im Am for Team Handsome! but real talk tho my baby face aint gon cut it, ol crimson chin lookin ass. you like the Meg Griffin of Slap fam, just give it up.

hahahaha meg griffin. wow, sk8dood is richard pryor's grandson?
Title: Re: Diss Thread
Post by: DaSk8D00D on April 28, 2012, 12:04:11 AM
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LOL i told yall im Am for Team Handsome! but real talk tho my baby face aint gon cut it, ol crimson chin lookin ass. you like the Meg Griffin of Slap fam, just give it up.
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hahahaha meg griffin. wow, sk8dood is richard pryor's grandson?

funny that you say that cuz i'm actually from/live in his hometown
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: gutterhead. on April 28, 2012, 12:05:14 AM
u guyz r stupid teehee
Title: Re: Diss Thread
Post by: pile on April 28, 2012, 12:09:39 AM
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LOL i told yall im Am for Team Handsome! but real talk tho my baby face aint gon cut it, ol crimson chin lookin ass. you like the Meg Griffin of Slap fam, just give it up.
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hahahaha meg griffin. wow, sk8dood is richard pryor's grandson?
[close]

funny that you say that cuz i'm actually from/live in his hometown

(http://img.youtube.com/vi/nzO1a2xw62E/hqdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: victor333 on April 28, 2012, 05:23:03 PM
victor333 listening to the new Adele album

(http://dc530.4shared.com/img/-zHT6ip6/s3/tumblr_lk9i6m74NW1qzrajho1_400.gif)

For the last time, I'm not white! And I don't think Adele has released an album since 21.

Get with the times
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on April 28, 2012, 09:19:34 PM
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victor333 listening to the new Adele album

(http://dc530.4shared.com/img/-zHT6ip6/s3/tumblr_lk9i6m74NW1qzrajho1_400.gif)
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For the last time, I'm not white! And I don't think Adele has released an album since 21.

Get with the times
(http://www.dreamstime.com/very-angry-nerd-thumb11684341.jpg)
"For the last time..."
(nobody likes you victor)
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: DaSk8D00D on April 28, 2012, 09:46:45 PM
lol, this nigga victor really just tried to use his knowledge on Adele as a way to diss me. dog you gotta be fuckin kidding me...
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: victor333 on April 28, 2012, 10:13:58 PM
I kinda like the love triangle we have going, gipper and dood.

At this rate, I'll be back to my old post count in no time. Yippeeee


oh, I need a diss, don't I?


ummm....sk8d00d, you are neither a scholar, nor a gentleman.


but you are a faggot
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: fulfillthedream on April 28, 2012, 10:22:50 PM
I kinda like the love triangle we have going, gipper and dood.

At this rate, I'll be back to my old post count in no time. Yippeeee


oh, I need a diss, don't I?


ummm....sk8d00d, you are neither a scholar, nor a gentleman.


but you are a faggot

victor you are by far the worst poster on here, a busta ass fool whose got a more negative rep than posts. stupid username with 333 inserted at the end, trying to be on some fake ass  reversed lizard king type shit, posting constant non sense tryin to be slick talkin shit that isn't getting you no where got a sig of the same bitch in hella different get ups which is just dirty laundry from all the other dudes shes fucked except you.
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: victor333 on April 28, 2012, 10:32:55 PM
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I kinda like the love triangle we have going, gipper and dood.

At this rate, I'll be back to my old post count in no time. Yippeeee


oh, I need a diss, don't I?


ummm....sk8d00d, you are neither a scholar, nor a gentleman.


but you are a faggot
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victor you are by far the worst poster on here, a busta ass fool whose got a more negative rep than posts. stupid username with 333 inserted at the end, trying to be on some fake ass  reversed lizard king type shit, posting constant non sense tryin to be slick talkin shit that isn't getting you no where got a sig of the same bitch in hella different get ups which is just dirty laundry from all the other dudes shes fucked except you.

and you're just a second-rate sk8d00d.

How does it feel to be a ripoff of something that's already pretty shitty to begin with?
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: kilgore. on April 28, 2012, 10:34:20 PM
who the fuck are you even?

did you have a different name at one time?
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: fulfillthedream on April 28, 2012, 10:40:00 PM
who the fuck are you even?

did you have a different name at one time?

who me? nope first and only slap account.
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: kilgore. on April 28, 2012, 10:44:09 PM
naw, this victor333 woahdee
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: victor333 on April 28, 2012, 10:47:37 PM
naw, this victor333 woahdee

This is my first an only account.

I've been here for a couple months? Been making a pretty big impact round these here parts, though.


I should just petition to change my name to the Notorious V.I.C.

oh, darn...need another diss.


uhh...your mother gives me fellatio on the third wednesday of every month
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: via on April 28, 2012, 10:50:20 PM

nobody likes you victor
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: victor333 on April 28, 2012, 10:52:33 PM
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nobody likes you victor
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what the hell is "you victor"? Is that a food?
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: DaSk8D00D on April 29, 2012, 02:52:35 AM
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naw, this victor333 woahdee
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I've been here for a couple months? Been making a pretty big impact round these here parts, though.


I should just petition to change my name to the Notorious V.I.C.


oh, darn...need another diss.


uhh...your mother gives me fellatio on the third wednesday of every month


LOL i swear you've been bitin my style lowkey! but forreal tho... "big impact"? the only impact you've had is that you've managed to make an idiot of yourself on a daily basis, annoying everyone in your path. you're not funny, your charisma is nonexistent & your gif game is extremely weak. get a clue you cluck ass nigga.
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: victor333 on April 29, 2012, 10:26:45 AM
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naw, this victor333 woahdee
[close]

I've been here for a couple months? Been making a pretty big impact round these here parts, though.


I should just petition to change my name to the Notorious V.I.C.


oh, darn...need another diss.


uhh...your mother gives me fellatio on the third wednesday of every month
[close]


LOL i swear you've been bitin my style lowkey! but forreal tho... "big impact"? the only impact you've had is that you've managed to make an idiot of yourself on a daily basis, annoying everyone in your path. you're not funny, your charisma is nonexistent & your gif game is extremely weak. get a clue you cluck ass nigga.


Yea, well, I had sex with your wife
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: pile on April 29, 2012, 11:23:29 AM
sk8dood's wife is in a coma...
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: DaSk8D00D on April 29, 2012, 12:09:12 PM
sk8dood's wife is in a coma...

(http://oi49.tinypic.com/m9vjp3.jpg)
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: heckler on April 29, 2012, 04:54:06 PM
Victor, what kind of impulses are going through your tiny brain on a daily basis that cause you to post?
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: VictoriousOG on April 29, 2012, 05:14:03 PM
You're the 2nd worst Victor I know.
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: DaSk8D00D on April 29, 2012, 05:20:31 PM
You're the 2nd worst Victor I know.

no trust me, victor333 is much worse that you dog. ayo whats good with yo sister tho?  she look like she the type of girl thats bad but still dont get no dick somehow. im thinkin she needa thug in her life b, put me on
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on April 29, 2012, 05:24:13 PM
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nobody likes you victor
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what the hell is "you victor"? Is that a food?
Nobody likes you Victor.
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: VictoriousOG on April 29, 2012, 05:31:52 PM
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You're the 2nd worst Victor I know.
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no trust me, victor333 is much worse that you dog. ayo whats good with yo sister tho?  she look like she the type of girl thats bad but still dont get no dick somehow. im thinkin she needa thug in her life b, put me on
she like that small chinese dick yo
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: Perro Mojado on April 29, 2012, 05:32:53 PM
aight stop hanging up on notirous b.i.c , ok first of all sk8dood tryings to get hood rep even tho you grew up in a fenced community next to trevon martin.
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: Upgrayedd on April 29, 2012, 07:10:11 PM
Bob Newhart roasts Don Rickles (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuOaGqnv87w#)
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: Eschaton on April 29, 2012, 09:00:07 PM
Do I suck yet?
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: heckler on April 30, 2012, 07:01:42 AM
Bump. I know you're lurking victor, you fucking pecker head.
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: DaSk8D00D on April 30, 2012, 03:58:57 PM
Bump. I know you're lurking victor, you fucking pecker head.

LOL i can read this nigga like a fuckin book. he gets the steve berra avatar in an attempt to cope with his new found "shitty poster" reputation, but we all know that it pains him that nobody finds him funny or intelligent as he thinks he is. just face it dog, you fucking suck.

i aint even gon lie about it, ive had my handful of bad and/or worthless posts but even my rep never got lower than -16. thats the thing i find the funniest about you lame ass posters. yall all try to act like im supposedly some terrible, unintelligent poster but the SLAP consensus says that yall are even worst. fucking hilarious.

dont worry tho Pals, ima stay on the front line in the battle against bitch ass niggas & internet lames. i know some of yall still dont like me but hey, it could be worse right? at least im not a victor! ahahahahahahahahahaha








ayo but wait, i already know how this nigga gon respond too.... "blah blah blah sk8d00d you take slap too seriously, blah blah blah you speak in ebonics too much blah blah blah eat healthy & go to school blah blah blah but really all i have left to say is this


(insert lame gif here)"




its too easy i swear!

Title: Re: Diss Thread
Post by: fulfillthedream on May 01, 2012, 03:37:02 PM
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LOL i told yall im Am for Team Handsome! but real talk tho my baby face aint gon cut it, ol crimson chin lookin ass. you like the Meg Griffin of Slap fam, just give it up.
[close]

hahahaha meg griffin. wow, sk8dood is richard pryor's grandson?
[close]

funny that you say that cuz i'm actually from/live in his hometown

are you from sherman oaks/ san fernando valley?
Title: Re: Diss Thread
Post by: DaSk8D00D on May 01, 2012, 03:45:48 PM
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LOL i told yall im Am for Team Handsome! but real talk tho my baby face aint gon cut it, ol crimson chin lookin ass. you like the Meg Griffin of Slap fam, just give it up.
[close]

hahahaha meg griffin. wow, sk8dood is richard pryor's grandson?
[close]

funny that you say that cuz i'm actually from/live in his hometown
[close]

are you from sherman oaks/ san fernando valley?

Nah he was born and raised in Peoria, IL. we also have a street named after him somewhere downtown i believe
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: Joust Ostrich on May 01, 2012, 04:14:57 PM
Peoria?
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-nKbdbE_MxZ0/TVWCWUj0dXI/AAAAAAAAAgw/g-8argxrunM/s1600/bh_comedy_pryor_richard_590x450.jpg)
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: DaSk8D00D on May 01, 2012, 04:28:20 PM
Peoria?
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-nKbdbE_MxZ0/TVWCWUj0dXI/AAAAAAAAAgw/g-8argxrunM/s1600/bh_comedy_pryor_richard_590x450.jpg)


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Richard Pryor was born on December 1, 1940 in Peoria, Illinois to LeRoy Pryor, Jr. (also known as Buck Carter) and Gertrude Thomas. A tough, streetwise kid, Pryor's father won a Golden Gloves tournament in Chicago at the age of 18. His mother worked as a prostitute and bookkeeper. Both parents were violent and alcoholic. Born out of wedlock, Richard suffered not only the stigma of illegitimacy, but also that of racism.

Read more: http://www.answers.com/topic/richard-pryor#ixzz1tfBFDzng (http://www.answers.com/topic/richard-pryor#ixzz1tfBFDzng)


(http://i494.photobucket.com/albums/rr308/Gastoff/Are-You-Salty.gif)

Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: Joust Ostrich on May 01, 2012, 04:36:44 PM
No, I wouldn't have guessed that you were from Peoria, I knew that Pryor was.  Sorry, I wasn't clear.  And salty?  Nope.  Just surprised we are within state lines.  So you didn't have to waste the big pic. 
Title: Re: Roastin' Session (Diss Thread)
Post by: DaSk8D00D on May 01, 2012, 04:41:48 PM
well it is the diss thread so i hadda stay on my toes. ayo enough of the history lesson which one of you fuck niggas wants da eBeef? lemme flame somebody before i head to tha studio later