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General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: Simon Woodstock on September 11, 2012, 08:35:33 PM
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Hey everyone. I've been off the scene for a long while but would love to chat. Please leave a question or comment if you have one. Peace!
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your side of World vs. Woodstock skateboards?
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What kind of drugs were you doing when you heard Andy Kaufman talking to you through your TV?
Did you ever get into a scuffle with another pro due to your antics at contests?
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Hey OttoMaddox. Thanks for the cool questions.
I actually had been sober from substances and alcohol for 2 years when I thought Andy Kaufman was speaking to me from the dead. I think having substance and multi faceted addictions just made me crazy after a while and I didn't snap out of it right away.
I never got into a fight with another pro. Sometimes there would be tensions with others but they always seemed resolvable. I actually did hit another skater in the face with my shoe once at a demo doing a shoes fly off kickflip but he was cool with it.
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your side of World vs. Woodstock skateboards?
Hey Ronald Wilson Regan! I answered that a while ago over at Skate and Annoy. Check out the article for the details
http://skateandannoy.com/2010/09/postcard-from-simon-woodstock/ (http://skateandannoy.com/2010/09/postcard-from-simon-woodstock/)
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due u beleev inn tha Rapchur?
wen iz Jesuz comin bak?
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Favorite pizza toppings?
What's the weirdest thing you've skated?
I just finished watching Rocky IV. Probably going to watch another movie before I go to bed. What should I watch?
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smoke crack: I think the Rapture of the Church can happen at any time but nobody knows the exact time. Jesus' Second Coming will happen at the end of the 7 year tribulation period as detailed in the book of Revelation.
Friendly Dave: hmm.. The fishtank board was probably the weirdest as there were live fish in there. I love Rocky movies too. Watch Death Skateboards "Better Than Life" next!
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Actually, I may have jumped the gun a bit here. I have an interview in a magazine that is hitting the stands this week so keep an eye out for that as it may answer some of your questions and I'll check back in here in a little while..
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Do you believe in dinosaurs? Why are there no dinosaurs in the bible? Could Jesus whoop a dinosaur and if so which ones, the vegans don't count.
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could you moonwalk in steel toe boots?
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What did you think of this? An homage.(http://i1104.photobucket.com/albums/h340/wilkatron/10-Dan-Cates-October181.jpg)
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What happened to Mike Crabtree?
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Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?
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The Donger: Yes, I do believe in Dinosaurs most definitely (their bones are all throughout the world's fossil record). Dinosaurs are actually mentioned in the Bible Behemoth mentioned in Job 40:15-24 and Leviathan in Job 41-1-34 are dino references. Jesus can beat any one of them!
Brent: I could never get the moonwalk down in any shoes
Hercules Rockefeller. Any burrito God can make He can also microwave.
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Spike Hawke: I love the Dan Cates thing. Dan is actually a great friend and I am stoked on everything that he and the DeathSquad are doing over in the UK. I think I am going to have a small cameo clip in the next Death Skateboards video. Richie Jackson is one of my favorite modern day skaters. Check thier vid "Better Than Life" if you haven't already.
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Alan: Mike is alive and well and lives in the Bay Area. He is on Facebook as Michael Crabtree if you want to track him down. His FB profile pic is a recent photo of him ripping at San Jose's very own Red Park (Mayfair).
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I think I have an ingrown toe nail, any advice on getting rid of it?
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Spike Hawke: I love the Dan Cates thing. Dan is actually a great friend and I am stoked on everything that he and the DeathSquad are doing over in the UK. I think I am going to have a small cameo clip in the next Death Skateboards video. Richie Jackson is one of my favorite modern day skaters. Check thier vid "Better Than Life" if you haven't already.
Good shit dude. Looking forward to new happenings from Death, always gnar and quirky.
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Did you and the Bones Brigade ever ... well, y'know ...
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Hercules Rockefeller. Any burrito God can make He can also microwave.
What kind of burritos can god make? If I am good my whole life, will I be treated to bomb Al Pastor for eternity?
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I've never heard of god making a burrito. Jesus, but not god.
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I've never heard of god making a burrito. Jesus, but not god.
Obviously you aren't very well versed in God's abilities!
Simon- are you a biblical literalist or do you take the bible to be more of a guide for life that is filled with metaphorical life lessons, the accuracy of which is less important than the path it leads one down life?
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I think you missed the joke.
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How old is the Earth? Do you believe in carbon dating?
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Simon - what about Horace? Is it really a coincidence?
Best San Jose punk band of all time?
Best San Jose skater of all time besides Cab
Favorite line at Greer??
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How long did it take to film this part?
simon woodstock (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Omc9v6AnYH8#)
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this was the first deck I bought
(http://skateandannoy.com/features/ebay/2008/ebay070/images/image040.png)
do you have an extra laying around that you want to sell?
;)
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Jesus' Second Coming will happen at the end of the 7 year tribulation period as detailed in the book of Revelation.
I'd like a firm date.
Any burrito God can make He can also microwave.
Sig worthy.
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Jesus' Second Coming will happen at the end of the 7 year tribulation period as detailed in the book of Revelation.
I'd like a firm date.
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Any burrito God can make He can also microwave.
Sig worthy.
If I remember correctly from that one guy saying the end of the world would happen on a specific date a few years ago, the bible says something along the lines of it being a day man can't predict as coming, a lot of things will happen leading up to it though, including some half human, half animal becoming emperor of the world.
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What did you think of this? An homage.(http://i1104.photobucket.com/albums/h340/wilkatron/10-Dan-Cates-October181.jpg)
damn looks just like the old one!
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y249/mrHeiny/old%20skateboarding%20articles/big-bro.jpg)
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Which video part are you most proud of or that you feel represents your style of skating?
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Hola Simon. Does Jesus approve of skating? If skateboarding were around 2000 years ago do you think Jesus would have tried it? What would have been his favorite trick? If it would have been the Christ Air, do you think that would that have impacted the later symbolism of his crucifixion? Would that have made skateboarding socially acceptable to the masses today? What if it was the gay twist? Would that have changed the church's views on homosexuality?
I love your old stuff by the way!
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How bad did you stub your toe kickflipping your shoes off?
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How old is the Earth? Do you believe in carbon dating?
Hmm.. good question. I am old, but not old enough to say for certain the age of the earth since I wasn't there. Scholars make arguments from 6000 years old all the way up to 5 Million+. Carbon dating and Uranium dating methods are helpful in trying to make the determination but it's hard to say for certain. Perhaps there wasn't even a time continuum until the creation of sunlight on day three. Perhaps there was but the measurement for time is relative to the specific gravitational pulls of planets, stars, etc. resulting in 6 literal days of creation around 6000 years ago here on earth but the universe is still old relatively. I dunno, fun stuff to talk about.
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I've never heard of god making a burrito. Jesus, but not god.
Obviously you aren't very well versed in God's abilities!
Simon- are you a biblical literalist or do you take the bible to be more of a guide for life that is filled with metaphorical life lessons, the accuracy of which is less important than the path it leads one down life?
I take the Bible to be pretty literal. The Book employs many different genres of literature, which I understand, but where it seems to be literal I take it as literal. Thanks for the question!
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Simon - what about Horace? Is it really a coincidence?
Best San Jose punk band of all time?
Best San Jose skater of all time besides Cab
Favorite line at Greer??
1) not sure
2) The Drab (Campbell)
3) Tim Brauch
4) carve up stream ollie garbage can
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How long did it take to film this part?
simon woodstock (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Omc9v6AnYH8#)
probably just a couple of months.. I was never one to really work for long periods of time on videos (for the most part)
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this was the first deck I bought
(http://skateandannoy.com/features/ebay/2008/ebay070/images/image040.png)
do you have an extra laying around that you want to sell?
;)
sorry, i don't. I sold all of my decks to go on a trip to africa earlier this year.
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Jesus' Second Coming will happen at the end of the 7 year tribulation period as detailed in the book of Revelation.
I'd like a firm date.
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Any burrito God can make He can also microwave.
Sig worthy.
Sorry, the Bibe says that no one knows the day of the hour. If I knew I would tell you though.
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Which video part are you most proud of or that you feel represents your style of skating?
Probably these two..
www.skatebook.tv | simon woodstock | part 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbEA-39rNFs#ws)
Simon Woodstock in Human Skateboards presents: Caught Clean 2: Radioactive Throw Up (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjoXRV3Fd6s#)
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Hola Simon. Does Jesus approve of skating? If skateboarding were around 2000 years ago do you think Jesus would have tried it? What would have been his favorite trick? If it would have been the Christ Air, do you think that would that have impacted the later symbolism of his crucifixion? Would that have made skateboarding socially acceptable to the masses today? What if it was the gay twist? Would that have changed the church's views on homosexuality?
I love your old stuff by the way!
Thanks Iceman! I think Jesus was/is pretty down for skaters!
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who is your favorite and least favorite bible character? dont just say jesus and stan thats bullshit. (also no spoilers i havent finished it yet)
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stan was sick though
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How bad did you stub your toe kickflipping your shoes off?
I can't remember stubbing my toe ever but I used to get puncture wounds in my feet from the mounting hardware sometimes. not fun.
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HEY SIMON YOUR SKATING IS SO COOL
WHATS YOUR COMPLETE VIDEOGRAPHY
WHEN ARE YOU GONNA RELEASE NEW FOOTAGE
& WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD THOSE SKETCH SONGS
???
Metal Mom - 80s Hair Metal Skating from Big Brother (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=EQv0vM7rA5I#)
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HEY SIMON YOUR SKATING IS SO COOL
WHATS YOUR COMPLETE VIDEOGRAPHY
WHEN ARE YOU GONNA RELEASE NEW FOOTAGE
& WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD THOSE SKETCH SONGS
???
Thanks, man. I think the SkateLy website has a bunch of old stuff and there is a bunch on YouTube. There is some other stuff posted here as well http://simonwoodstock.com/ (http://simonwoodstock.com/)
Lord willing I should have some new footage out soon as I film with the SkiddMark Magazine guys every so often.
As far as music, my taste in content has changed a bit. This is my new scene
Stryper- "Soldiers Under Command" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRlsI3iIPdA#)
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who is your favorite and least favorite bible character? dont just say jesus and stan thats bullshit. (also no spoilers i havent finished it yet)
In the Old Testament, I like Nehemiah and Elijah. The New Testament, the Apostle Paul.
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I also had an interview in Skateboarder Magazine last year. It was in the Leo Romero cover issue if you want to go find one.
http://www.skateboardermag.com/features/octobernovember-issue-out-now/ (http://www.skateboardermag.com/features/octobernovember-issue-out-now/)
Since Seb Caryol from Skateboarder spies on everything I do on here you should all tell him to cover some of the new creations I have ready to roll out in my garage..
Hi Seb. Hit me up!
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hey seb no one cares about this washed up fuck anymore, please dont give him anymore coverage ever
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hey seb no one cares about this washed up fuck anymore, please dont give him anymore coverage ever
ha. nice one. peace out.
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HEY SIMON YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF YOURSELF MAN
PUT THE BAND TOGETHER AGAIN MAN
We're on a mission from God. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4YrCFz0Kfc#)
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Sticky Fingaz Looses his Gangsta in MTV Fight (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRHXZARsX0k#)
What was it like fighting the dude from Onyx?
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METAL MON IS STUCK ON REPEAT
JUST GIMME THE LINKS MAN
;D
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Sticky Fingaz Looses his Gangsta in MTV Fight (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRHXZARsX0k#)
What was it like fighting the dude from Onyx?
It was okay. I took the fight on short notice and was kind of out of it. I have always been much happier with how I fought against Mike Muir. Those MTV things were usually kind of fun because you could meet actors who were hanging out and stuff. I remember Jamie Foxx was complaining because they sent a Lincoln Town Car to pick him up from the airport rather than a Limo. I thought that was a bit whiney.
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Dude, he is Jamie Foxx. Anything less is insulting
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I have a question. Remember when you did that air to backlip on a skimboard?
My question is, how awesome was that?
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how often do you pray for satan?
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What are your thoughts on the Westboro Baptist Church?
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Is anal sex really a sin? And your stance on gay marriage?
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Simon, I think you're a "nice" person, but be honest, what was your original intent when you first started this thread?
I feel like you used this as a way to get all chummy with SLAP but eventually segue into talking about god and religion.
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the laws of nature say that before the big bang happened time could not exist. that means there was no time for a "creator" to create the universe. what do you have to say to this?
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Simon, I think you're a "nice" person, but be honest, what was your original intent when you first started this thread?
I feel like you used this as a way to get all chummy with SLAP but eventually segue into talking about god and religion.
I just think its fun sometimes to be on here. Anyone can talk to me about whatever they want. I'm Christian, so that comes out but whatevs. People talk all day one here about satan and porn.. People cyber bully each other on here all day too. So I don't see the big deal in me talking about whatever I want. The punk rock door swings both ways.
Nevertheless, you seem like a nice enough chap. If there is ever anything I can do for you just let me know.
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It seems as though there is an anti Christian thread now as well as one on Islam. Cool. That's free media at it's best.
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It seems as though there is an anti Christian thread now as well as one on Islam. Cool. That's free media at it's best.
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Nevertheless, Let's keep this one maybe for mostly skate related questions. The religious debate thing gets taxing sometimes.
go shred!
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Damn, man. How are you going to make a thread inviting questions and not answer some of them? I'm really curious about how you feel about certain topics. I'm in love with you. :-\
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Simon, I think you're a "nice" person, but be honest, what was your original intent when you first started this thread?
I feel like you used this as a way to get all chummy with SLAP but eventually segue into talking about god and religion.
I just think its fun sometimes to be on here. Anyone can talk to me about whatever they want. I'm Christian, so that comes out but whatevs. People talk all day one here about satan and porn.. People cyber bully each other on here all day too. So I don't see the big deal in me talking about whatever I want. The punk rock door swings both ways.
Nevertheless, you seem like a nice enough chap. If there is ever anything I can do for you just let me know.
Fair enough. I've never been religious so i've never really felt the urge to talk religion very much
Custom Simon Woodstock shaped deck please 8)
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Simon, I think you're a "nice" person, but be honest, what was your original intent when you first started this thread?
I feel like you used this as a way to get all chummy with SLAP but eventually segue into talking about god and religion.
I just think its fun sometimes to be on here. Anyone can talk to me about whatever they want. I'm Christian, so that comes out but whatevs. People talk all day one here about satan and porn.. People cyber bully each other on here all day too. So I don't see the big deal in me talking about whatever I want. The punk rock door swings both ways.
Nevertheless, you seem like a nice enough chap. If there is ever anything I can do for you just let me know.
Fair enough. I've never been religious so i've never really felt the urge to talk religion very much
Custom Simon Woodstock shaped deck please 8)
PM me your address and I'll see what I can do. Peace.
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Damn, man. How are you going to make a thread inviting questions and not answer some of them? I'm really curious about how you feel about certain topics. I'm in love with you. :-\
Ha. I'll maybe do another philosophy thread in the future. You can PM me anytime too. lates.
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How old is the Earth? Do you believe in carbon dating?
Hmm.. good question. I am old, but not old enough to say for certain the age of the earth since I wasn't there. Scholars make arguments from 6000 years old all the way up to 5 Million+. Carbon dating and Uranium dating methods are helpful in trying to make the determination but it's hard to say for certain. Perhaps there wasn't even a time continuum until the creation of sunlight on day three. Perhaps there was but the measurement for time is relative to the specific gravitational pulls of planets, stars, etc. resulting in 6 literal days of creation around 6000 years ago here on earth but the universe is still old relatively. I dunno, fun stuff to talk about.
then how the fuck you do explain the oldest earth rocks to be 3.6 billion years old and the oldest earth mineral zircon to be 4.4 billion years old?
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It's funny Simon you traded in your clown suit for a god suit but you are still just seeking attention. Don't you have a park with lights in San Jose??
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who are you?
also, whats your opinion of homosexuality?
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also, have you ever checked out the boobs and asses thread?
plz answer plz
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What made you choose Christianity over any other belief system?
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Simon, 2 part question.
Favorite San Jose skatepark?
Favorite San Jose burrito?
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what is it like to be irrelevant in the skateboarding industry, yet feel the need to hold with everything you have?
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lets say, hypothetically, since this surely never happened to me before: if i trip in the shower and accidentally fall on another guys boner and then all of a sudden my girlfriend would come to the bath even though she said that she was on a weekend trip, is she right in accusing me of being gay and taking away my shi-tzu and drive off with my VW Beetle?
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Is Ghandi in hell? And I know the typical response to deflect this sort of question is that it is between him and god. I want you to rationally answer this, with an explanation, based on your view of your faith. On the other hand, can a murderer, who truly repents, and feels horrible for what they did, and spends the remainder of their life doing good deeds for Christ go to heaven?
Oh and I had the penny suit poster on my wall as a kid.