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Title: S-Town gone
Post by: biggums mcgee on November 23, 2006, 08:56:08 AM
I have a feeling this kid is going to be so ripped on in the oncoming weeks of thanksgiving and christmas break, what gives s-town?
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: Lakai or die on November 23, 2006, 09:31:26 AM
Whatever.
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Post by: trent steel on November 23, 2006, 09:34:17 AM
i hope santa is good to him this year and  i wonder if he's been to the mall to see him yet.
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: jared... on November 23, 2006, 10:07:08 AM
when he gets a girlfriend and quits skating...
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Post by: cold budweisers on November 23, 2006, 11:16:29 AM
who fuckin cares, it's a shitty ass message board
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Post by: iheardherassholeslikethisbig on November 23, 2006, 11:26:03 AM
when he hits puberty
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Post by: Danny on November 23, 2006, 12:07:23 PM
when he hits puberty
haha, don't talk! I know who you are. And I know you've yet to reach it yourself.
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: Universal Remonster on November 23, 2006, 03:26:51 PM
when he hits puberty
you're just as gay
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Post by: S-Town Holla! on November 23, 2006, 03:33:36 PM
when he gets a girlfriend and quits skating...

sorry to inform you jared... i already got a girl
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Post by: Bobby Peru on November 23, 2006, 04:05:01 PM
I hear it's cool to make fun of 13 year old kids over the internet.
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Post by: deluxe_six on November 23, 2006, 05:24:53 PM
I hear it's cool to make fun of 13 year old kids over the internet.
it's pretty fun too
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: biggums mcgee on November 23, 2006, 06:40:57 PM
Actually making fun of anything is pretty fun.  Sometimes that's why I think stuff in general exists: for my sorry ass to laugh at.
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: brooklyn brawler on November 23, 2006, 09:48:34 PM
Suppose I should throw this in here.

http://www.myspace.com/davismattek

(http://myspace-260.vo.llnwd.net/01066/06/25/1066155260_l.jpg)
(http://myspace-498.vo.llnwd.net/01066/89/43/1066133498_l.jpg)
(http://myspace-596.vo.llnwd.net/01066/69/57/1066147596_l.jpg)
(http://myspace-959.vo.llnwd.net/00256/95/91/256701959_l.jpg)
(http://myspace-854.vo.llnwd.net/01066/45/86/1066156854_l.jpg)
(http://myspace-192.vo.llnwd.net/01066/29/18/1066158192_l.jpg)
(http://myspace-417.vo.llnwd.net/00256/71/45/256705417_l.jpg)
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: S-Town Holla! on November 23, 2006, 09:51:41 PM
Damn brooklyn brawler you are so cool. Posting 3 year old pictures from someones myspace. Thanks for being so legit. God you fucking suck at life.
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: Bill on November 23, 2006, 10:03:34 PM
Damn brooklyn brawler you are so cool. Posting 3 year old pictures from someones myspace. Thanks for being so legit. God you fucking suck at life.

Take a look at your own pictures.
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: S-Town Holla! on November 23, 2006, 10:05:48 PM
let's see some of yours dick head. Everyone on here excluding a few are just negative ass pricks who don't skate and just sit on a message board. Even mizzark finally got a life and left.
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: jared... on November 23, 2006, 10:19:55 PM
he was forced out of the nest and the momma bird wouldn't let him back in...eventually he died after successfully learning how to fly...right into a mailbox.

and dayam, s-town...you some hot shit, let me tell you...if I wasn't straight, I'd totally fuck you in the ass...you're worth going to prison for...
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: brooklyn brawler on November 23, 2006, 10:44:06 PM
When you mess with the bull.... Bah, whatever I just found your myspace, and now you're exposed!
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: jared... on November 23, 2006, 11:28:56 PM
you're 35 and you get pleasure out of spoiling some poor kids identity...you are an asshole.  calm the fuck down and leave s-town alone...long enough for me to work my magic...nothing like the tight skater ass of a pre-teen boy before he becomes bi-curious...I hope it's not too late.
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: Universal Remonster on November 24, 2006, 12:30:53 AM
funny guy jared
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Post by: jared... on November 24, 2006, 12:33:31 AM
I'm pretty fucking miserable right now.  but fuck, I'm funny!
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Post by: brooklyn brawler on November 24, 2006, 01:00:07 AM
Not really. When you turn 35 and have your birthday in your mom's basement, while totally destroying kids less than half your age, and it's not even World of Warcraft... You'll get that feeling. It so rules.
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: eight oh eight on November 24, 2006, 01:36:43 AM
"Namedropping is a force of nature"

(http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/1518/brokebackfaggotqp2.jpg)
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: brooklyn brawler on November 24, 2006, 01:38:33 AM
*golf claps*
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Post by: Lasero on November 24, 2006, 01:41:28 AM
i was waiting for that.
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: S-Town Holla! on November 24, 2006, 07:01:54 AM
I'm sorry but i even have to laugh at that 808. I think it was a lot funnier when done to nate though just because he actually does like it in the butt.
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: deluxe_six on November 24, 2006, 08:40:37 AM
I'm sorry but i even have to laugh at that 808. I think it was a lot funnier when done to nate though just because he actually does like it in the butt.
so you're a top?
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: steve urkel on November 24, 2006, 09:06:33 AM
I'm sorry but i even have to laugh at that 808. I think it was a lot funnier when done to nate though just because he actually does like it in the butt.

i wonder why, mabey because the joke wasnt aimed at u?
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: Bill on November 24, 2006, 09:32:36 AM
let's see some of yours dick head. Everyone on here excluding a few are just negative ass pricks who don't skate and just sit on a message board. Even mizzark finally got a life and left.

I do skate, maybe not everyday, but I do it while I can.  You forgot that most people here aren't 15 with nothing to do but skate, they have jobs, school, and/or families.  So sorry if we can't skate as much as you can and if we're negative towards a little kid who thinks he knows everything, but in reality, he's an idiot.
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: defiantnate on November 24, 2006, 10:30:53 AM
I'm sorry but i even have to laugh at that 808. I think it was a lot funnier when done to nate though just because he actually does like it in the butt.
Listen here you little fuck, I won't take any shit shit from you.
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: defiantnate on November 24, 2006, 10:33:54 AM
"Namedropping is a force of nature"

(http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/1518/brokebackfaggotqp2.jpg)
I didn't really think it was funny until I kept reading on, but now it sure is.
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: steve urkel on November 24, 2006, 12:29:38 PM
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I'm sorry but i even have to laugh at that 808. I think it was a lot funnier when done to nate though just because he actually does like it in the butt.
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Listen here you little fuck, I won't take any shit shit from you.

u even stutter on internet fights, i think someones a little scared of S-Town.
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: eight oh eight on November 24, 2006, 12:44:57 PM
I told him to do that trick! Me and and 2 freinds snuck up onto the ramp where they were all dropping in and I talked to him and told him to do that. Then right before he went and landed the trick I was "you got it right here"! BTW my freind was the kid with super blonde hair whose shirt said "Jereme Rogers is my favorite skater". You kght have seen me. I was the kid with blond hair and a super yellow chocolate shirt hangig with Sam Smyth, Biebel and S.J for like the last half of the demo.
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: brooklyn brawler on November 24, 2006, 12:47:21 PM
Whoever fights this fight to the death and wins will never be bothered by any of us again.
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: bentmode on November 24, 2006, 01:27:02 PM
i always wanted it to be s town and jared, but jared toned down after mizzark left.
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: tehmizzark on November 24, 2006, 01:29:51 PM
POSTIN UP ON THIS NIGGA
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: jared... on November 24, 2006, 02:44:53 PM
word, mizzark was tons of fun to fuck with...s-town isn't even a challenge.  Hey S-town, you're short and young.  I win.
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: biggums mcgee on November 24, 2006, 03:08:05 PM
for all of you that didn't know


mizzarks doin time
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: Universal Remonster on November 24, 2006, 03:11:14 PM
word, mizzark was tons of fun to fuck with...s-town isn't even a challenge.  Hey S-town, you're short and young.  I win.
you're a loser
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: bentmode on November 24, 2006, 03:47:05 PM
for all of you that didn't know


mizzarks doin time

fuck that sucks. i liked the dude.
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: brooklyn brawler on November 24, 2006, 06:26:06 PM
You can't delete yourself when you're behind bars.

I know who he is on here.
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: cold budweisers on November 24, 2006, 10:22:53 PM
who is sk8arab?
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: Universal Remonster on November 25, 2006, 12:23:23 AM
i wonder
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Post by: don mccloud on November 25, 2006, 06:28:16 AM
your all a bunch of faggets
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: brooklyn brawler on November 25, 2006, 07:19:42 AM
Your fake account sucks.

I want Defiantbate and Gaytownholla to fight.
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: S-Town Holla! on November 26, 2006, 08:36:34 AM
How are we gonna fight we live so far away. And from what i understand both of you live in Mass. so why don't you fight?
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: brooklyn brawler on November 26, 2006, 08:54:33 AM
N8, he just called you a pussy. Are you gonna take that?
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: defiantnate on November 26, 2006, 03:01:13 PM
How are we gonna fight we live so far away. And from what i understand both of you live in Mass. so why don't you fight?
He lives in Mass? Hell yeah we should fight...
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea on November 26, 2006, 03:29:13 PM
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How are we gonna fight we live so far away. And from what i understand both of you live in Mass. so why don't you fight?
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He lives in Mass? Hell yeah we should fight...
If it wasnŽt for your pictures IŽd think you were the same age as S-townholla. And considering that you are obviously like 10 years older makes your post even more hilarious...
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: defiantnate on November 26, 2006, 03:33:55 PM
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How are we gonna fight we live so far away. And from what i understand both of you live in Mass. so why don't you fight?
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He lives in Mass? Hell yeah we should fight...
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If it wasnŽt for your pictures IŽd think you were the same age as S-townholla. And considering that you are obviously like 10 years older makes your post even more hilarious...
Yeah, except the fact that I was talking about brooklyn brawler. I don't wanna fight S-Town, really.
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: brooklyn brawler on November 26, 2006, 03:39:43 PM
You can't back out of this fight, N8. You did start it.
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: defiantnate on November 26, 2006, 03:52:50 PM
You can't back out of this fight, N8. You did start it.
Ha.
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: brooklyn brawler on November 26, 2006, 04:56:18 PM
*pushes S-Town into N8*

Fucking fight, already.
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: steve urkel on November 26, 2006, 05:07:31 PM
*S-Town throws the first punch and knocks out N8. S-Town's hands are bleeding pretty bad because N8's razor sharp rat stash cuts him up, but S-Town is still victorious. G-Unit breaks it up cause there boy N8 got downed. N8 goes home to his 'girlfriend'*
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: S-Town Holla! on November 26, 2006, 05:23:52 PM
There's no point in talking about all this fight bullshit. If it was real life, a fight would have already happened but we're all of bunch of internet nerds on a skateboard message board, so shit isn't going down.
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: illmatic on November 26, 2006, 05:28:22 PM
*nates girl(?) must mend n8 in his fragile state. constant thoughts of receiving an ass beating from a 12 yr old midget finally drive n8 to quit skating, thus ruining Defiant as a company forever. meanwhile S-Town tells everybody about his extraordinary fight, from Chris Cole to S.J., and the entire Girl team during their Wolfmother blunt session(and makes sure everybody knows that he was chilling with pro skaters!). little did he know n8's girl(?) was lurking somewhere in the shadows,...watching...waiting...*
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Post by: Universal Remonster on November 26, 2006, 06:51:17 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuEadxyQxvA
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Post by: deluxe_six on November 26, 2006, 09:08:36 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuEadxyQxvA
hhhhhaaahabhahahahhaaaaahahah aaaaaahahahahahahaahahaha
yo these kids r sICK!!!!!
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: don mccloud on November 27, 2006, 06:53:16 AM
yep, bunch of faggets...
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Post by: S-Town Holla! on November 27, 2006, 02:42:39 PM
damn i hadn't ever seen that shit before. Those kids are faggots...not one of them is in s-town except for keith. That fool getting put in the trashcan was sick though, i hate that kid.
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: deluxe_six on November 27, 2006, 03:19:12 PM
damn s-town must be a pretty exclusive crew
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Post by: steve urkel on November 27, 2006, 04:28:23 PM
damn s-town must be a pretty exclusive crew

i could see him not hangin out with anyone cause he brags about being really big on this high class message board (yah right). he thinks hes too cool then everyone else thinks hes too lame. junior high rox.
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: biggums mcgee on November 27, 2006, 04:58:58 PM
where the fuck is S town anyway? scranton? saskatch? sanfran? some town in the midwest no one cares about?
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Post by: roulette on November 27, 2006, 05:00:28 PM
BINGO-HOLLA
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Post by: TheMoneyMellon on November 27, 2006, 05:30:14 PM
That fool getting put in the trashcan was sick
Your choice of words reminds me of MTV.
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Post by: jared... on November 27, 2006, 05:44:39 PM
i love MTV.  real world is sooo the shit.  that, and laguna beach.  it's sooo real!
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Post by: TheMoneyMellon on November 27, 2006, 05:51:44 PM
i love MTV. real world is sooo the shit. that, and laguna beach. it's sooo real!
Yeah those fools on Laguna Beach are sick. They got cash money like whateva but turns out it don't matta what city you reppin' or how much ice you've copped, there's mad drama among fools everywhere. I can relate.
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: jared... on November 27, 2006, 05:57:54 PM
i can't really relate to the whole beach aspect of the mothafuckin show, cuz they be like on a fuckin beach 'n shit, and I be like "ain't no way a black dude getting on a got damn surf board."  sheeit.

-now you know.
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: steve urkel on November 27, 2006, 06:56:31 PM
where the fuck is S town anyway? scranton? saskatch? sanfran? some town in the midwest no one cares about?
i wanna do some detective shit with this. he said those wack mutha fuckas who claim S-Town are from south dakota, and we all know how much he loves going to film in KC. so i will say he must be in between those states, so nebraska. mabey iowa. through wikipedia i can see that Sioux City is around there, and in nebraska and iowa. so is S-Town Sioux City? which is a city, not a town (says in the name).
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: brooklyn brawler on November 27, 2006, 11:48:45 PM
http://www.esfootwear.com/blog/2005/09/30/justin-eldridge-answers-your-questions/

Davis M. from Salina, Kansas: Do you ever skate with P.J.? It seems like you have sort of a similar style and tricks.
Not really, but I do sometimes, though. We live in different places, so we’re not really in the same zone.
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: Universal Remonster on November 28, 2006, 12:33:46 AM
brooklyn brawler? more like internet predator
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Post by: brooklyn brawler on November 28, 2006, 01:37:49 AM
Fix your avatar, you pedophile.
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: Universal Remonster on November 28, 2006, 01:44:36 AM
find me a good one
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Post by: brooklyn brawler on November 28, 2006, 01:47:55 AM
(http://myspace-562.vo.llnwd.net/01107/26/58/1107608562_l.jpg)
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: Universal Remonster on November 28, 2006, 01:49:42 AM
*puts it in the maybe section*
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Post by: jared... on November 28, 2006, 09:21:11 AM
damn, how the fuck do you find this shit? 
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Post by: k-nutz on November 28, 2006, 10:56:44 AM
hahahaha

too good to be true
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: roulette on November 28, 2006, 05:51:12 PM
damn, how the fuck do you find this shit? 
he likes gettin real deep into shit, if you know what i mean
Title: Re: S-Town gone
Post by: brooklyn brawler on November 28, 2006, 06:33:47 PM
^^^That there was a prime example of a really good wet pelting orgasm ruined by a shitty reply.
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Post by: jared... on November 28, 2006, 06:45:54 PM
^^^That there was a prime example of a really good wet pelting orgasm ruined by a shitty reply.

i don't know, i think nate has found himself a real catch right there...I mean, I've seen some nasty ass shemales, and that dude in his lap don't look bad at all...

I'm pround of you nate...go get 'em tiger!