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Skateboarding => Shoes & Gear => Topic started by: 360 frip on February 14, 2013, 02:20:27 AM
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Can anyone recommend paper that's really light with a flexible ass mould?
I've been wiping with this
(http://cdn.trendhunterstatic.com/thumbs/kissy-kiss-toilet-paper.jpeg)
and it is the kind of paper I'm after.
I'm not a big fan of the colorway so I bought a roll in pink/grey
butt it turns out they have a thicker sheets I'm not too stoked on :'(
P.S. Can anyone wipe my ass for me too?
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I can't help with the wiping, I heard this little guy is onto a winner though...
(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5244/5202024113_206397647c.jpg)
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try this
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSTEPMWRtp08qmEL7oWIikL7FnHXeG-ZDPioLk8pgEPr7BvhjX8IA)
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I can't help with the wiping, I heard this little guy is onto a winner though...
(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5244/5202024113_206397647c.jpg)
Looks tempting, butt...
Nah, not a fan of Koala.
Any more suggestions?
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try this
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSTEPMWRtp08qmEL7oWIikL7FnHXeG-ZDPioLk8pgEPr7BvhjX8IA)
My friend had the grip ripper, the higher abrasion cancels that wipe out.
I heard Andrex are really light, I should be able to try a roll out somewhere.
The only butt-plex plus I can find are either all canvas or in a crappy color. >:(
boo-fuckinf-hoo.
I will probably give the grip ripper a shot though, you mean the jessup right?
The koala shit looks good but seems a little bit bulky up top, fucking Australian animals eh?
I had a roll of KA ButtWipes, but they were too small so I lost them in my asss. ???
Toilet paper is pissing me off with the variation of shapes/sizing between rolls. Same shit happened when I had piles. FUCKKKK.
Find me paper, bitches ::)
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have you tried wiping with hundred dollar bills?
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Dude if you arent using Charmin youve gone wrong, its the lunarlon on the TP world
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Dude if you arent using Charmin youve gone wrong, its the lunarlon on the TP world
My ass doesn't need Charmin.
I need something, something light, with subtlety around the ring.
Fuck. Where's GAY when you need him?
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one of the guys i went to school with only wiped his ass with cotton wool. his girlfriend always carried a pack of it in her handbag in case he had to go poopoo. we always made fun of it but he swore if we'd ever give it a try there is no way back.
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one of the guys i went to school with only wiped his ass with cotton wool. his girlfriend always carried a pack of it in her handbag in case he had to go poopoo. we always made fun of it but he swore if we'd ever give it a try there is no way back.
That's fucked up. On so many levels.
I can't imagine it helping with certain stool types tho.
And blocked toilets?
Still, comfort 10/10.
Use out the box-ibility 11?
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I don't care what I'm wiping my ass with, but I want my next girlfriend to carry it in her handbag.
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I don't care what I'm wiping my ass with, but I want my next girlfriend to carry it in her handbag.
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I don't care what I'm wiping my ass with, but I want my next girlfriend to carry it in her handbag.
What if your girl carries a dirty big black mamba? Would you wipe brownie with it?
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I don't care what I'm wiping my ass with, but I want my next girlfriend to carry it in her handbag.
What if your girl carries a dirty big black mamba? Would you wipe brownie with it?
I would, but very cautiously.
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(http://foodfamilyfinds.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/cottonelle-flushable-wipes.jpg)
If you're not supporting tp owned companies you're wrong.
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(http://foodfamilyfinds.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/cottonelle-flushable-wipes.jpg)
If you're not supporting tp owned companies you're wrong.
I remember back in the 90's pre-ass paper. We all used to use leaves and grass. Way better scene in those days. Still, moss winnets were never much fun...
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You need to skip the scratch and sniff tests and just upgrade to a bidet now.
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(http://vacationprovisioning.com/img/p/3363-2707-large.jpg)
This gets the job done.
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If you're at a person's house who you don't care about, just use their bath mat or shower curtain.
steal towels from the gym and use those
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I don't care what I'm wiping my ass with, but I want my next girlfriend to carry it in her handbag.
this is fucking hilarious
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Toilet paper is wasteful. Use a sock. If you're not wearing socks, dip your entire ass into the bowl and shake.
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use some steel wool & you'll never deal with dingleberries again
(http://www.chemical-engineering.co/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/steel-wool4.jpg)
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Toilet paper is wasteful. Use a sock. If you're not wearing socks, dip your entire ass into the bowl and shake.
my Filipino roommate uses a small tub of water and his hands
in my mind it's kinda gross but it saves money and it's probably better for your anus ::)
(and yes, he washes his hands afterwards)
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Those shower things they have in Thailand are great.
Have to take my trousers off, but it cleans the old ringer.
Asian hole toilets are a risk though, easy to shit in pants! :(
(http://thejapanesepage.com/gif/benjo.jpg)
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Those shower things they have in Thailand are great.
Have to take my trousers off, but it cleans the old ringer.
Asian hole toilets are a risk though, easy to shit in pants! :(
(http://thejapanesepage.com/gif/benjo.jpg)
at my friend's place, her mom apparently shipped a whole fucking toilet back from taiwan just so she can wash her ass after shits.
It's amazing...
I can never get used to those sinkholes Asia uses as bathrooms
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(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uE0wtsbZdVk/TMHvXfBkTOI/AAAAAAAACeU/aV4QiKviWiQ/s320/squirtgun.jpg)
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(http://www.dek.co.nz/files/u2/DEK-Diesel.2.dek_.large_.jpg)
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just shave your shit, dude
(http://a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/68/40c218a41d364db39ed3a6dff89afc7f/l.jpg)
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just shave your shit, dude
(http://a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/68/40c218a41d364db39ed3a6dff89afc7f/l.jpg)
You obviously don't realise the origin of this thread.
You have to shave my asshole.
That's the vibe.
No blood please.
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Can anyone recommend paper that's really light with a flexible ass mould?
I've been wiping with this
(http://cdn.trendhunterstatic.com/thumbs/kissy-kiss-toilet-paper.jpeg)
and it is the kind of paper I'm after.
I'm not a big fan of the colorway so I bought a roll in pink/grey
butt it turns out they have a thicker sheets I'm not too stoked on :'(
P.S. Can anyone wipe my ass for me too?
use some white toilet paper after the shave and you'll have the same kisses on it!
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Well, it really all comes down to your style of shitting. One-ply tp has better assfeel but less cushion so it's ideal if you're mellow on the can. If you're dropping hammers left and right, though, you gotta go two-ply. Quilted, if possible.
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one of the guys i went to school with only wiped his ass with cotton wool. his girlfriend always carried a pack of it in her handbag in case he had to go poopoo. we always made fun of it but he swore if we'd ever give it a try there is no way back.
THIS IS WHAT MAKES MY TITTYS TINGLE.
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one of the guys i went to school with only wiped his ass with cotton wool. his girlfriend always carried a pack of it in her handbag in case he had to go poopoo. we always made fun of it but he swore if we'd ever give it a try there is no way back.
Hey, I thought this thread was about my new shoes?