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Title: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: ahlee on March 04, 2013, 07:07:10 PM
http://hellatrill.tumblr.com/post/44582837659 (http://hellatrill.tumblr.com/post/44582837659)

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/d2af6c8085a3ba32b7e1fc329d40eeb7/tumblr_mj5ydtuuhu1qzvs2uo1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: cletus the slack jawed yokel on March 04, 2013, 07:15:40 PM
hahaahaahahhahaahahah holy shit
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: A.J.K. on March 04, 2013, 07:32:18 PM
HAHA.  Can't stop laughing.  Did not expect that.
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: StabMasterArson on March 04, 2013, 07:33:02 PM
Thats how I always thought his penis would be.
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on March 04, 2013, 07:33:56 PM
too fat to see his own dick so he needs to take a photo with his phone
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: sculpted fragments on March 04, 2013, 07:49:53 PM
myspace angles
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: UgolinoTheSignificant on March 04, 2013, 07:58:24 PM
i'm 12 and wat is this?
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: SKATE DAD on March 04, 2013, 08:21:49 PM
As suspected...
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: scorpion1001 on March 04, 2013, 08:32:26 PM
i had a feeling there was going to be a catch to this being posted in whatever rather than useless wooden toy banter
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: Rockin Robbin on March 04, 2013, 09:01:01 PM
New pro model, you heard it here first

(http://i.imgur.com/kQbO5yN.png)
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: MOE SYZLAK on March 04, 2013, 09:17:17 PM
Where is GAY when you need him?
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: Sgt.Pepper on March 04, 2013, 09:36:00 PM
Oh god didn't see that one coming
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: Nosferatu on March 04, 2013, 09:40:35 PM
Oh god didn't see that one cumming

i'm nothing.

This sets a dangerous precedent for the "stylin' on you" thread genre.
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: ice nine on March 04, 2013, 10:09:39 PM
who took the photo? looks like j lay is about to hug the person. they'd hav to be pretty tall, like BA tall to get that angle.
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: escapistfool on March 04, 2013, 10:20:29 PM
who took the photo? looks like j lay is about to hug the person. they'd hav to be pretty tall, like BA tall to get that angle.
OMG TMZ
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: Paper Crane on March 04, 2013, 10:37:57 PM
...and somewhere camocan silently weeps.
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: Mundungus on March 04, 2013, 10:41:11 PM
RED ROCKET
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: wallieD on March 05, 2013, 01:21:09 AM
happy trail starts from his bottom lip
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: ontheswarm on March 05, 2013, 01:22:09 AM
What in the hell. Did he post this photo?
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: augustmoon on March 05, 2013, 01:49:04 AM
...and somewhere camocan silently weeps.

lol
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on March 05, 2013, 02:00:49 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/sfvTMm6.jpg)
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: nino brown on March 05, 2013, 03:09:08 AM
Did not expect that.
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on March 05, 2013, 05:21:25 AM
sorry johnny. i skated 2 of your pro-models, if that helps.

(http://i.imgur.com/DGJzeWM.jpg)
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: MostlyLurkin' on March 05, 2013, 05:24:25 AM
Hahahahhahah
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: pica on March 05, 2013, 05:37:50 AM
Gay is gonna bump this thread and drop some "woulds".
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: WhackAsFuck on March 05, 2013, 08:32:35 AM
scrubbing erica's poo smell off no doubt
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: daddy on March 05, 2013, 09:06:52 AM
This is just his new ad for OtterBox, it wasn't supposed to drop til next month.

(http://the-gadgeteer.com/assets/otterbox-armor-1900-case10.jpg)
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: N/A on March 05, 2013, 09:50:45 AM
I heard he sent this in as his application for Bro Style.
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: Seamus_McShamebag on March 05, 2013, 09:53:26 AM
(http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/6401/laytonspirit.png)
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: GAY on March 05, 2013, 10:07:10 AM
Dear Johnny,

Times are hard <wink, wink>, we all know it. From the looks of it, you need a little help in the stress relief department. A man with a mid-to-large sized penis has friends in places he may never have thought to look before...places like, well, the slap message boards.

Here's one thing we all know: women are horrible at giving head. They just don't understand how to handle that thing. Fumbling, gagging, grabbing at it...OUCH! Who needs that?

I'm here to help. As a community service volunteer, I've logged dozens, possibly hundreds of hours helping men just like you who find themselves in need of a helping hand...or larynx as it were. I consider myself an ambassador of amorousness; a representative of relaxation; a giver of glad-nicitiy. And here's the real kicker: it's all at NO COST to you. That's right. All you have to do is pm me with your address (continental US only, please), give me a time, leave the door unlocked, and kick back. I'll handle the rest! It's fun, easy, and relatively risk-free.

I'd be glad to provide references should you want to know things like whether I wear dentures or not, can I form a clover leaf with my tongue, or which Virtua Fighter is my favorite.

Your BFF 4EVR,

GAY

p.s. Obvious photoshop is obvious
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: Merked on March 05, 2013, 10:18:31 AM
scrubbing erica's poo smell off no doubt

Fucking loled
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: king_in_the_north on March 05, 2013, 10:45:20 AM
By far, the dumbest photoshop I've ever made.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/b0e8698cc42e16d20af6a27b03dc6287/tumblr_mj7a975V6F1rv5oqho1_500.jpg)
that's fantastic
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: Sgt.Pepper on March 05, 2013, 10:47:33 AM
(http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/6401/laytonspirit.png)
LOL
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: twitchflip on March 05, 2013, 11:23:06 AM
Austin Powers - Rocket Dick and Tits Satellite (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOZYoa_pod0#)
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: paraquat on March 05, 2013, 12:09:35 PM
Classic slap in 2 pages... 8)
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: saucy ragu on March 05, 2013, 12:13:29 PM
http://toymachine.com/newspost/9379/big+boi++friends+private+sesh/ (http://toymachine.com/newspost/9379/big+boi++friends+private+sesh/)

Where are his friends #showerselfies?  ;D :-* ;)
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: janky858 on March 05, 2013, 12:23:01 PM
well, this guy officially is cut off.
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: The Human Condom on March 05, 2013, 12:29:41 PM
well, this guy officially is cut off.

I'm circumcised too, most Americans are.  Not a big deal.
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on March 05, 2013, 01:23:17 PM
Somebody photoshop Jason Dill doing a back 3 of Johnny's dick.
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: A.J.K. on March 05, 2013, 01:46:33 PM
Move to classic slap was a bit premature.
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: Not the true story on March 05, 2013, 01:59:16 PM
haha at all you guys with photoshop open, 15x zoom, quick-masking and airbrushing erect dicks.
slap, all homo 4eva! :-*
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: Will Easley on March 05, 2013, 02:32:02 PM
haha at all you guys with photoshop open, 15x zoom, quick-masking and airbrushing erect dicks.

A funny thread made even funnier by the overt willingness of presumably straight males to do such a thing. niggas in here thinking they droppin lifestyle hammers lmao
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: Tale Crab on March 05, 2013, 02:34:36 PM
Damn it Bobby! Now this thing is going to die out faster than a bunch of special ed kids trying to make a camp fire.
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: wallieD on March 05, 2013, 03:19:10 PM
shecks tweeted response
(http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc88/CheerleadersROCK2011/Icons/Ryan-Sheckler-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: BuddyPal on March 05, 2013, 03:43:17 PM
they don't call him "big boy" for nothing
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: GAY on March 05, 2013, 03:53:26 PM
shecks tweeted response
(http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc88/CheerleadersROCK2011/Icons/Ryan-Sheckler-1.jpg)

TWINK PARTY!

I bet he grabs on to that little basketball goal when his mom is riding his cock.
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: Cadillac Ranch Dressing on March 05, 2013, 04:02:26 PM
Move to classic slap was a bit premature.
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: Bobby Peru on March 05, 2013, 04:17:52 PM
Move to classic slap was a bit premature.

Damn it Bobby! Now this thing is going to die out faster than a bunch of special ed kids trying to make a camp fire.

Sorry. Moved as compromise tactic. Feel free to keep 'shopping. Here's a quick contribution.
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: gutterhead. on March 05, 2013, 04:20:48 PM
Somebody photoshop Jason Dill doing a back 3 of Johnny's dick.

JASON DILL OF JOHNNY'S DICK? SAY IT AIN'T SO!!
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: Not the true story on March 05, 2013, 05:49:05 PM
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haha at all you guys with photoshop open, 15x zoom, quick-masking and airbrushing erect dicks.
[close]

A funny thread made even funnier by the overt willingness of presumably straight males to do such a thing. niggas in here thinking they droppin lifestyle hammers lmao

Generation Kill | Big Gay Al / The Golden Stream (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K6Vc6wkwvA&t=1m2s#ws)

Don't try and make that sound like a bad thing.
My favorite part while making the following contribution was to adjust the vibrance of johnnys nose cock to give it a shinier look.
Edit: ah fuck can't link to specific time in youtube click, 1.02 onwards is for you willy
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: Will Easley on March 05, 2013, 06:16:29 PM
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haha at all you guys with photoshop open, 15x zoom, quick-masking and airbrushing erect dicks.
[close]

A funny thread made even funnier by the overt willingness of presumably straight males to do such a thing. niggas in here thinking they droppin lifestyle hammers lmao
[close]

Generation Kill | Big Gay Al / The Golden Stream (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K6Vc6wkwvA&t=1m2s#ws)

Don't try and make that sound like a bad thing.
My favorite part while making the following contribution was to adjust the vibrance of johnnys nose cock to give it a shinier look.
Edit: ah fuck can't link to specific time in youtube click, 1.02 onwards is for you willy


yeah yeah yeah way to catch feelings & make assumptions. like i said, the thread overall is pretty funny, but seeing a bunch of grown ass men so eager to photoshop some pro skaters dick is hilarious. Outside of SLAP yall know damn well niggas is not about to go flaunt that shit for all their friends & colleagues to see. dont like act most of the people in here wouldn't minimize the photoshop window had someone else suddenly walked into the room lol
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: Seamus_McShamebag on March 05, 2013, 07:45:00 PM
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haha at all you guys with photoshop open, 15x zoom, quick-masking and airbrushing erect dicks.
[close]

A funny thread made even funnier by the overt willingness of presumably straight males to do such a thing. niggas in here thinking they droppin lifestyle hammers lmao
[close]

Generation Kill | Big Gay Al / The Golden Stream (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K6Vc6wkwvA&t=1m2s#ws)

Don't try and make that sound like a bad thing.
My favorite part while making the following contribution was to adjust the vibrance of johnnys nose cock to give it a shinier look.
Edit: ah fuck can't link to specific time in youtube click, 1.02 onwards is for you willy
[close]


yeah yeah yeah way to catch feelings & make assumptions. like i said, the thread overall is pretty funny, but seeing a bunch of grown ass men so eager to photoshop some pro skaters dick is hilarious. Outside of SLAP yall know damn well niggas is not about to go flaunt that shit for all their friends & colleagues to see. dont like act most of the people in here wouldn't minimize the photoshop window had someone else suddenly walked into the room lol

For what it's worth, dick jokes account for roughly fifteen percent of the conversations that I have with my friends and colleagues.











(http://i.imgur.com/peOXdOs.png)
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Post by: Mundungus on March 05, 2013, 07:54:01 PM
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haha at all you guys with photoshop open, 15x zoom, quick-masking and airbrushing erect dicks.
[close]

A funny thread made even funnier by the overt willingness of presumably straight males to do such a thing. niggas in here thinking they droppin lifestyle hammers lmao
[close]

Generation Kill | Big Gay Al / The Golden Stream (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K6Vc6wkwvA&t=1m2s#ws)

Don't try and make that sound like a bad thing.
My favorite part while making the following contribution was to adjust the vibrance of johnnys nose cock to give it a shinier look.
Edit: ah fuck can't link to specific time in youtube click, 1.02 onwards is for you willy
[close]


yeah yeah yeah way to catch feelings & make assumptions. like i said, the thread overall is pretty funny, but seeing a bunch of grown ass men so eager to photoshop some pro skaters dick is hilarious. Outside of SLAP yall know damn well niggas is not about to go flaunt that shit for all their friends & colleagues to see. dont like act most of the people in here wouldn't minimize the photoshop window had someone else suddenly walked into the room lol

I just linked this to FB and my mom liked it.
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: jgonzalez on March 05, 2013, 09:00:57 PM
He's gonna knock all of your guys' teeth out.
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: friendly dave on March 05, 2013, 09:04:50 PM
He's gonna knock all of your guys' teeth out.

Jaylay loves gummers?
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: otis shredding on March 05, 2013, 09:43:12 PM
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He's gonna knock all of your guys' teeth out.
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Jaylay loves gummers?
lol

looks like J-Lays dave is looking a little friendly as well....
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: nino brown on March 05, 2013, 10:18:20 PM
(http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/6401/laytonspirit.png)
so good
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: cold budweisers on March 05, 2013, 10:54:00 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/89b8a33ab6456ede02221ffc6521ce29/tumblr_mj88e27bz51qb1y8yo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: AnotherHardDayAtTheOffice on March 06, 2013, 07:11:01 AM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/89b8a33ab6456ede02221ffc6521ce29/tumblr_mj88e27bz51qb1y8yo1_500.jpg)

Best one yet. The Nirvana one killed it, too! Keep them coming!

So... let's cut to the chase: how come that photo made it to Slap/tumblr? Pissed ex-girlfriend?

Also: Ed must be smiling somewhere...
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: brycickle on March 06, 2013, 10:29:06 AM
Someone needs to take that photo and make it look like a Templeton painting.
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: busey on March 06, 2013, 12:04:00 PM
templeton should remake that photo into a graphic. with the transistor sect standing in the shower taking a selfie but instead of rockin' a mean ol' bonedawg it's an antenna like the one on his head. or just post that pic on a board.
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: Bobby Peru on March 06, 2013, 10:12:31 PM
Thirty six, got dick pix
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: jgonzalez on March 07, 2013, 02:17:59 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/5f01b9a0dfd7de7c00bec5de90d85c0a/tumblr_mjb9wswHtb1rd8h7vo1_500.gif)
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: LOU.502 on March 07, 2013, 07:10:07 PM
We need to involve Berra in this as much as possible
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: Sleazy on March 08, 2013, 11:13:18 AM
really glad i'm working from home today

meatspin is pure gold
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: Joust Ostrich on March 15, 2013, 01:40:27 AM
(http://distilleryimage6.s3.amazonaws.com/fd20f47e8d2a11e2a52422000aaa0a0f_7.jpg)
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: kamltoe on March 15, 2013, 06:40:35 AM
(http://distilleryimage6.s3.amazonaws.com/fd20f47e8d2a11e2a52422000aaa0a0f_7.jpg)

i just came in here to post that. tight. shits meta.

k
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: Bubblegum Tate on March 15, 2013, 02:10:54 PM
http://www.skateboardermag.com/features/whats-the-story-with-johnny-layton/ (http://www.skateboardermag.com/features/whats-the-story-with-johnny-layton/)
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: brycickle on March 15, 2013, 02:35:07 PM
At least he has a sense of humor about it.
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: castillo's curls on March 15, 2013, 02:53:11 PM
haha this is great! I've done this before (who hasn't?), thank god I had the common sense to not show my face.
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: the tranny monster on March 15, 2013, 05:28:35 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpY3ggKAPIE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpY3ggKAPIE)
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: weregoingunion on March 15, 2013, 08:41:33 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/1eed8907e584cb0e4801126d4f9ffbc2/tumblr_mjeuemsoJa1rcutb4o1_500.jpg)

http://meeesha.tumblr.com/post/44963399513/kawaiisk8rdik4u69 (http://meeesha.tumblr.com/post/44963399513/kawaiisk8rdik4u69)
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: SFblah on March 16, 2013, 06:11:22 AM
I never clicked this thread until Buzz yesterday. How did I miss this?

Glad to hear Nordberg is a fan.
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: flapJack on March 16, 2013, 06:45:25 AM
Eds probably just bummed he didn't get the shot first
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: mattofallmatts on March 16, 2013, 12:36:27 PM
I suck at photoshop, but I'm sure someone can have fun with this photo...

(http://www.tumyeto.com/images_new/news/7426img5720.JPG)
"Don't worry, it's art dude."

Hahahahha fucking best dude ever.
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: poster on March 16, 2013, 07:22:05 PM
I never clicked this thread until Buzz yesterday. How did I miss this?

It was moved to classic slap way too early. Pretty much killed the thread.
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: Justis on March 17, 2013, 11:59:32 AM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/a3fb9b21e08fccfe7afba01f5da3c7ff/tumblr_mjtjd1KoJV1r9l08ro1_500.png)
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: The Human Condom on March 17, 2013, 08:08:57 PM
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I never clicked this thread until Buzz yesterday. How did I miss this?
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It was moved to classic slap way too early. Pretty much killed the thread.

I was disappointed that all those awesome Photoshops mentioned weren't in this thread.
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: Paul Cicero on April 25, 2013, 11:09:11 PM
Finally! skateboarding is getting exciting again ...

HAHAHAHAHA!
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: Cosme on May 30, 2013, 12:58:41 AM


(http://www.thrashermagazine.com/imagesV2/Burnout/2012/burnout_kodygoespro/_DSC0612.jpg)

(http://www.thrashermagazine.com/imagesV2/Burnout/2012/burnout_kodygoespro/_DSC0615.jpg)
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: wallieD on June 30, 2013, 08:08:50 PM
(http://i40.tinypic.com/zsvbt.jpg)
Title: Re: Johnny Layton stylin on you
Post by: fang on January 18, 2020, 05:08:34 AM
Eds probably just bummed he didn't get the shot first

art