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Title: real confessions
Post by: plastic bench nerd on December 03, 2006, 09:06:15 PM
didnt get much out of the othet topic seemed like everyone was to busy bitching at each other.

lets here some real dirt guys! ill start her off


18-19yrs old, i would try any drug put in front of me, i didnt matter, somehow i never ended up doing any meth, i guess thats a plus!

when i was 16 i stole a hand gun from my dad and took it to the woods to shoot stuff, when i came home my dad had already found out it was missing, i couldnt fess up to taking it so i threw it in a dumpster behind a grocery store and just played dumb and said i didnt know what happened to it . years later i told him the truth about it. it was a very stupid thing to do. the good thing is no one in our family ever owned a gun ever again.

i love my 3 month old son and wish i had full custody of him.

i had a chance to ride for stereo and i completley flaked on it. sorry dune and jason, that was a stressfull fucked up time in my life, ohwell, my loss.

i honestly almost quit skateboarding after seeing my part in the globe video, no offense to globe, those dudes are chill. it was just not fun, and not me the whole time i was filming for that. i left california for quite awhile after that premier.

 when typing, my grammar and spelling is equal to a crack head on a public lybrary computer.

i bought a yellow car because it was 10g's less then the black colored one.

i listen to a whole lot of cheesy music and some good stuff too. not cheesy like bilboard top 100 or popular music but trust me, i got some suspect cd's.

i cant help but laugh when thinking that almost every pro, sponsored am and tom dick and harry visited hubba hide out when it was liberated. its a fucking ledge down stairs!!, they have one in most any town, state and country on the planet. i know its legendary and shit but i just cant help but to laugh.


i lost my virginity at the ripe young age of 18?

when i land something its usually sheer luck.

i smoke to many cigs and have quite an obsession with tranquilizers..

i hardly ever see any of my good freinds anymore due to freinds moving and conflicting work hours.

im trying not to be antisocial any more, i guess talking on the computer dosent help that much though.

and the list could go on and on.


anyone else like to partake?









Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Guile on December 03, 2006, 09:36:39 PM
well you just confessed to a shitload of stuff knowing atleast a hundred people were going to read it, think about it, and probably repeat it or comment on it. your antisocial issue is fixing itself. as a real confession, i absolutely hate handicapped people. i feel kind of bad about it but then i just get really mad and start hating again. its pretty much racism in my mind so im not too comfortable with it.

i know too much about the internet bootlegging world and i dont feel bad about a single part of it.

i also smoke way too much and have for too long. (i bought some nicotine gum today though so hopefully ill grow a set and quit)

i full out hate almost everyone i know.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: sergio on December 03, 2006, 10:03:08 PM
i dig baile funk (or funk carioca) yet i cant understand portugese
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: isaac on December 03, 2006, 11:05:30 PM
it's good to clean the soul out once in a while. good topic, reminds me of the topics that used to be on here when i first joined the SLAP forum.

- i prefer joints to smoking bowls.
- i've sucked at skating for over 17 years and it's contributed to my depression.
- sometimes i feel like quiting skating.
- my writing sucks.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: artichoke on December 03, 2006, 11:13:49 PM
it's good to clean the soul out once in a while. good topic, reminds me of the topics that used to be on here when i first joined the SLAP forum.

- i prefer joints to smoking bowls.
- i've sucked at skating for over 17 years and it's contributed to my depression.
- sometimes i feel like quiting skating.
- my writing sucks.

I feel that.  There are days when I am skating down the street to run errands and I will seriously feel like throwing my skateboard in a dumpster because things just aren't clicking.  After I fucked up my ankle last winter my confidence has been shot, and kicking out of ollies because I don't want to hurt it again isn't cool.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: plastic bench nerd on December 03, 2006, 11:58:22 PM
well you just confessed to a shitload of stuff knowing atleast a hundred people were going to read it, think about it, and probably repeat it or comment on it. your antisocial issue is fixing itself. as a real confession, i absolutely hate handicapped people. i feel kind of bad about it but then i just get really mad and start hating again. its pretty much racism in my mind so im not too comfortable with it.

i know too much about the internet bootlegging world and i dont feel bad about a single part of it.

i also smoke way too much and have for too long. (i bought some nicotine gum today though so hopefully ill grow a set and quit)

i full out hate almost everyone i know.


getting off nicotine is a bitch, i went a year and a half without it and then started back up (kicks self in face).

if alot of people read this it dosent really matter, im just one of the 6billion or so people in this world , no one can be perfect obviously.

or even close too.

one of my best freinds always points out my mistakes and trash talks me up and down, now thats a true freind.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: tonycoxhox on December 04, 2006, 12:07:20 AM
I usually hate skating.

I havent had a gf for a long while.

Sometimes I like being depressed.

I end up hating all my friends.

Fuck you.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Brown Cords on December 04, 2006, 12:23:38 AM
Weed makes me depressed and gives me anxiety but I can't stop, not like an addiction, I just don't choose to stop even though personally it fucks me up.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: plastic bench nerd on December 04, 2006, 12:30:02 AM
Weed makes me depressed and gives me anxiety but I can't stop, not like an addiction, I just don't choose to stop even though personally it fucks me up.

i hear you on that one, make it three weeks completley without it and you will probablly be in good shape. i go through phases, im just now stopping again after a good 2 years of smoking it and i probablly wont smoke it again for years, just seem to work in that type of phase.

 dam! now that i think about it, if i quite smoking cigs ill be a sober person! holy shit! i gave up drinking quite along while ago, never was really into it.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: overdoso on December 04, 2006, 04:39:14 AM
i too prefer joints over bowls
smoke too much
no clue what to do with my life
fall in love way too easily yet i hate most girls
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: mikefork on December 04, 2006, 04:43:02 AM
i skate everyday with the intention of learning something and i will try it once and stop trying it
if i have the cash i will spend it on new skate shoes
if i have cash it will get spent before the end of the day
like in the other thread i always think of people dieing
i can't hold a grudge
i have still only had one real gf and i always screw up whatever possible relationship i am part of
i went to a mike v. man vs. skatepark demo and loved it
i went to a t. hawk boom boom huckjam event because my uncle bought me a ticket for christmas and loved that

Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: grimcity on December 04, 2006, 05:39:28 AM
I rarely know what month it is, and I can never remember what month has what number unless it's January (1) or December (12).
I'm obsessive over computer geekery... about as much as I am about skateboarding.
I haven't slept longer than six hours in one night since high school.
I'm kind of a big brother figure to a shitload of kids at our local Dreamland park (a role I enjoy and take some pride in), but I don't want kids of my own (luckily my lady feels the same way).
I take a prescription for constant headaches that resulted from TMJ, and I take more meds for a messed up back (disintegrated disc between the second and third lumbar). Both ailments were a result of injury, neither of which were skate related.
I love crappy early-mid 80's pop music.
I have two cats, and they're fucking awesome.
I consume about five hours of news and/or CSPAN feeds a day.
I frequently call into two Baton Rouge based conservative call-in talk shows to debate live on the air (usually when I'm stuck in traffic).
I love Louisiana.

Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: mikefork on December 04, 2006, 05:41:04 AM
sorry for the double post but i have some more

six years ago i got in my first and only fight. it was against the tough guy in the neighborhood and i beat him up really bad. i never regreted doing it because he never messed with me again but i did feel bad

another tough guy picked on me a few weeks later and i punched him in the eye. he had just had surgery on it too because he was looking down the barrel of a paintball gun and shot himself blind. again i never regreted doing it but i still felt bad

i constantly skip whatever i have first period in the morning even if i am passing with an A. i am even doing it now

i know a lot of people because of myspace.com

i used to think what would happen if my mom died. if she did i would of had to move into my dads house. at the time of these thoughts i hated my dad and after thinking about what would happen i would get really depressed and pissed off causing me to punch/break stuff. i broke my knuckles doing that and my hand has been fucked up since

i refuse to go to the hospital, i hate that place. i broke my wrist last year and it stayed broken for eight months because i would constantly slam on it. i assumed my wrist was broken but didn't find out until i got knocked out with a concussion in january while snowboarding when i woke up in the hospital. i was pissed and they did all these x-rays on me to see if i messed something up. they x-rayed my arm and found out it healed wrong as did my left pinky(broke it skating in indoor park) they asked me if i had ever broken it and i told them i didn't know. i never told my mom about me getting hit by a car and my knee getting tweaked for a couple of weeks because i didn't want to go to the hospital
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: peacepappies on December 04, 2006, 06:28:47 AM
I'm pretty much an alcaholic. Always keep drinking till i can't stand up anymore or i have to throw up. after i do that I go on drinking again.

I've been in a real fight only once and I loved it. 2 Rasta myspace assholes who were trying to steal the girl i wanted to go home with.

I've broken only 1 board in my life. (had like 40)

I hate doing flip tricks down shit cause i want to land everything i try. pretty dumb actually.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: bbk on December 04, 2006, 07:24:21 AM
I don't hang out with people or go to partys, I have no real friends, just a bunch of skaters and people i go to school with.

I've never had a real relationship, just a few girlfriends when I was like, 9-10, and I always fall for girls that have no interest in me and if it is someone i somewhat know, like someone from school, I can't talk to her like a normal person.

I almost started to cry when i wrote that last part, it made me realise how pathitic I am...
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: jared... on December 04, 2006, 08:01:39 AM
i feel you on that last one, BBK...

i think about people dying too.  family members, my friends, me.  how it would change things...shit like that, all the time.

i can't grow a decent beard...it grows in all white trash, joe dirt style.  seriously.

had the worst break-up of my life two weeks ago, on my fucking birthday. it has taken over my life.  i thought she loved me.  it's all fucking stupid.

also lost my job, the same week of my break-up.

lost my virginity to her, about a year and a half ago.

i hate social gatherings, parties, going to clubs, anything, unless I'm drunk.  I can't get over my shyness unless I'm a little gone.  I hate meeting new people.  I can never remember their names.

any time I see a lesbian couple i think, we just lost another one...i didn't care until lately, from my fucking breakup.  gay dudes don't bother me.  fuck dudes...

people who don't do anything annoy me.  girls who sit all day on myspace and post a million bulletins, who don't do shit, who just want to "hang out."  people who go get coffee...  people with no artistic outlets, people with no hobbies...just seems like a waste.

when I was in 1st grade i was playing dodgeball with some friends on recess...we were playing with a basketball.  i tried throwing it at my friend, and it hit this 5th grade black chick square in the face.  she chased me down and threw me by my hair into the dirt.  an old man had to pull that crazed bitch off of me, she was biting me and shit.  one of my first elementary school experiences. 

a girl liked me...she was playing hard to get I guess, cuz she chased me around the playground with a jump rope beating me, until I had an asthma attack.  I don't have much luck with girls.

never been in a real fight.

used to go to a gay bar with my friends...i got wasted once and threw up in a toilet.  i flushed it and it overflowed all over the floor.  one of the employees was standing outside of the stall when it happened, so they called the cops on me.  I ended up running 3 miles home, completely wasted.

i hate movie gore.

i have no motivation.

i like being depressed.

i broke my hand last night, punching my skateboard.  yes, punching my skateboard...
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: golgo13 on December 04, 2006, 09:12:26 AM
I'm 32 and my life soley revolves around skateboarding, nothing else remotely interests me enough to stick with it, I'd like to have some other interest but I just can't hang.

i used to be addicted to weed and gained over 40 pounds in 3 years from eating too much and not skating enough. now im obsessed with my weight and diet. i feel like some alcoholics anonomyous guy where every conversation i have revolves around how much weight ive lost(50#'s+) and what I do to keep it off. basically i stopped doing anything fun, eating shitty and going out(not that i ever did). but being fat was miserable.

I'm pretty stupid, i barely went to school and it took me an extra year to graduate highschool. I have some street smarts but my school smarts are lacking for sure. anytime my friends start discussing anything political or scientific i feel like thi 12 year old that can't understand what the adults are discussing.

being obsessed with death is miserable. often times i have panic attacks when my wife is at work(she's a teacher ) and worry something bad has happened to her, wondering how ill deal with everything, how ill manage taking care of our animals,house,car payment etc. i sometimes dwell on it so much that my brain almost thinks it's happening. i have to step back and listen to some happy music in my headphones to drown the negativity out.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: lophatrophazoa on December 04, 2006, 09:22:53 AM
i used to smoke and steal alot when i was in grade 4
i quit smoking weed when i was in grade 9 because i idolized jamie thomas (not a bad choice though)
i think that every girl is just a consumer zombie after my jew gold who doesnt have anything interesting/important to say, probly why i havent had a girlfriend since i was 5
i wouldnt mind seeing the majority of the people at my school get beaten up, there here to talk about how drunk they got on the weekend, not actaully learn something
some of my friends bug the hell out of me cause there making dumb choices, but i never try to stop them, just crack jokes on them
i am the most judgemental person, but i dont care, its a form of humor for me
i get a kick out of laughing at people who say they are "stressed" or "depressed" when they are living in a first world nation, they dont know shit about stuggle, neither do i but i wont claim being either or those words (except people from the ghetto)
i havent puked for 12 years and am proud of it
i am a lapsed catholic
i really dislike chirstians who force there religion on people and think they are better then everyone else because they claim to follow jesus yet are gossiping creatures who have never personally helped anyone who has needed it
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Lasero on December 04, 2006, 09:47:36 AM
i haven't progressed in skating for the last 3 years or so
i'm too lazy to go after girls, i wait for them to come, and that doesn't happen very often
i'm terrible at remembering dates
i've never been stoned, i've smoked plenty of times but never enough to feel the effects
i watch The OC
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: overdoso on December 04, 2006, 10:27:23 AM
I'm pretty much an alcaholic. Always keep drinking till i can't stand up anymore or i have to throw up. after i do that I go on drinking again.

I've been in a real fight only once and I loved it. 2 Rasta myspace assholes who were trying to steal the girl i wanted to go home with.

I've broken only 1 board in my life. (had like 40)

I hate doing flip tricks down shit cause i want to land everything i try. pretty dumb actually.
if you dont start drinking first thing in the morning you have no right whatsoever of calling yourself an alcoholic
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: overdoso on December 04, 2006, 10:47:41 AM
a lot of people on here seem to have similar problems when it comes to girls/relationships. now that i think about it, i never go after girls either. even thinking about it makes me feel extremely self-conscious and awkward. I guess that has to do with the fact that those first-time conversations are basically fake. i mean, there's always this weird kind of tension there of having to make a good impression, or at least that's what i feel. maybe that's because of the way i think, but i cant help but feel this tension. besides that, i think i hate most girls. it seems as if i only meet fake chicks who just put up some kind of act. i'll probably come across as the most negative guy ever, which i'm not, but especially as of late i have been meeting awful girls only. inside that is. and i have met real genuine girls who are real cool and all, but they always play the brother-card on me or they're already taken.
considering this is kind of a common problem in these confession threads, it might be skate-related. do we have too much street smarts?

ive also been thinking more and more about not smoking weed anylonger. i think i only do it out of boredom.

this self-reflection is really depressing, but at the same time it makes me feel pretty good in a strange way.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: sergio on December 04, 2006, 10:57:03 AM
i am pretty much in the same boat
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Lasero on December 04, 2006, 11:09:48 AM
a lot of people on here seem to have similar problems when it comes to girls/relationships. now that i think about it, i never go after girls either. even thinking about it makes me feel extremely self-conscious and awkward. I guess that has to do with the fact that those first-time conversations are basically fake. i mean, there's always this weird kind of tension there of having to make a good impression, or at least that's what i feel. maybe that's because of the way i think, but i cant help but feel this tension. besides that, i think i hate most girls. it seems as if i only meet fake chicks who just put up some kind of act. i'll probably come across as the most negative guy ever, which i'm not, but especially as of late i have been meeting awful girls only. inside that is. and i have met real genuine girls who are real cool and all, but they always play the brother-card on me or they're already taken.
considering this is kind of a common problem in these confession threads, it might be skate-related. do we have too much street smarts?


yup, i feel that. but that doesn't happen to most of the people i know that skate... its slap-related...  :)
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: bbk on December 04, 2006, 11:13:14 AM
I was like that way before I started to visit the slap boards... but back then I was a regular at Skateboardrumors, so maybe skate-message board-related...
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: kev on December 04, 2006, 11:18:09 AM
It's all true.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: jared... on December 04, 2006, 11:22:53 AM
i started the jerry hsu on chocolate rumor...it made the front page.  said this one before, but i don't remember any shit-talking so have at it.

i don't know my parents birthdays.

I've never bought anyone a present on birthdays, christmas, anything...except my ex, bought her a ring for her birthday...bought her a bunch of shit, actually.

i try and get away with as much shit as possible at work, and then act completely surprised when I get fired.

I'm a sympathy hound...everyone I know hears about my shit, or I make it obvious by acting a fool.

a gay black football player put his hand in my pants at a party and I layed him the fuck out...but he was wasted, so he kinda just layed on the ground and laughed.  i was wasted too, so to feel un-gay I asked a girl if I could feel her pussy.  she was wasted as fuck, so i commensed opperations and felt very un-gay.  i then vomitted and passed out in my friends car and woke up in my bed.  wierdest night ever.

I'm losing my hair.  i'm sure this contributes to my low self-esteem.  I always wear hats.  it's not really noticable, but I always worry about it.

uncircumsized...my dad is religious and wanted me to make that decision on my own...fucking wierdo.  the girls seem to like it though, honestly.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: overdoso on December 04, 2006, 11:30:23 AM
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a lot of people on here seem to have similar problems when it comes to girls/relationships. now that i think about it, i never go after girls either. even thinking about it makes me feel extremely self-conscious and awkward. I guess that has to do with the fact that those first-time conversations are basically fake. i mean, there's always this weird kind of tension there of having to make a good impression, or at least that's what i feel. maybe that's because of the way i think, but i cant help but feel this tension. besides that, i think i hate most girls. it seems as if i only meet fake chicks who just put up some kind of act. i'll probably come across as the most negative guy ever, which i'm not, but especially as of late i have been meeting awful girls only. inside that is. and i have met real genuine girls who are real cool and all, but they always play the brother-card on me or they're already taken.
considering this is kind of a common problem in these confession threads, it might be skate-related. do we have too much street smarts?

[close]

yup, i feel that. but that doesn't happen to most of the people i know that skate... its slap-related...  :)
come to think of it, most of my friends dont have this problem either.

and i am also uncircumsized, which seems to be pretty uncommon in the USA. i dont care about it though, cause jared says girls like it.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: kev on December 04, 2006, 11:33:40 AM
My grandma sends me 40-100 dollars every week in the mail.  When I lived back home I'd always go do the easiest chores for like 20 bucks once a week.  She always drove me places and bought me stuff.  She's also paid a few months of my rent.  She basically only gives money to me and her church.  I tell her she doesn't have to give me so much but she does anyway.  And I feel really bad that she's been half-supporting my daily weed habit for the past few years.  But I don't want to stop smoking.  I don't smoke cigarettes though.

I'm the worst with girls.  All the action I've gotten has been clumsy bullshit with below mediocre sluts.  Since all I do is work, smoke and skate I feel like I have nothing to say to girls.  I don't think I can afford a girlfriend, because you need time and cash to keep a girl happy.  I'm so self-centered.

I have no work ethic.  I just want an easy job that pays well and lets me have evenings and weekends off.  I think university is impossible, and college too complex for those without a real passion for the trade.

I'll go to the skatepark for 2-3 hours after school then come home and nerd it out on message boards for the rest of the night.

I have virtually no real friends that I hang out with regularly in the city I currently live in.

I'm semi-insecure about my manhood.

Wow, I didn't think I'd have this much to say.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: overdoso on December 04, 2006, 11:40:19 AM
such an eye-opening thread this one.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: jared... on December 04, 2006, 11:46:59 AM
I'm sk8arab.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: bbk on December 04, 2006, 12:09:17 PM
I'm 18 and I'm afraid of becoming an adult, get a real job, pay taxes, rent, food, do my own laundry and all that stuff... Don't have a clue of what i'm going to do after i graduate this spring

Never been in a fight, if someone started to punch i don't think i'd even hit him back, i'd just protect myself... violence is not an option for me

I don't do shit in school, no homework or essays and i don't study for tests...

My only interest what so ever is skateboarding, couldn't care less about politics and that kind of stuff

I basiclly live off my dad, as soon as i'm broke my dad gives me some when i need something, he gives me a lot and I don't even feel bad about it
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea on December 04, 2006, 12:14:28 PM
such an eye-opening thread this one.
Yeah, youīre right..seems like Iīm the luckiest guy in the world. This thread makes me feel really bad for being so happy.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Claude on December 04, 2006, 12:15:55 PM
- I have severe social anxiety, so I moved away to try to force myself to change it.
- I hate most girls, and the girls I'm stoked on I can't talk like a human being too.
- Almost everytime I fall for a girl, she ends up having a boyfriend and it's bums the fuck out of me and contributes to my problems
-I'm scarred of handicapped people, because they seem so unpredicatable
-I am way to self consious
-I have no fucking clue what I'm gonna do in my future so I'm sittin in school collecting debt
-I wish I lived in a cabin in the woods so I could escape the uncertanities of the future
- I almost quit skating this summer but moving to a new city and my stoke went up
- I hate everything about one of my best friends but I still hang out with him
- Sometimes I wish I was a normal person that watched mtv, played football in high school and had a whole bunch of friends
- I cry when I remind myself that my dogs gonna die soon
- Out of all the people I miss since I moved away I miss my dog the most
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: fuckingvegan on December 04, 2006, 12:18:18 PM
The older I get the more misanthropic I become, though I don't want to I just hate getting let down all the time.

I am really out going some times and talk way to much sometimes. (doesn't make sense with the first one I know).

I hate skateboarding at the moment, have not skated outside of bombing the small hill outside of my house in weeks. But the sad thing is I really love skating but because of stress in my life I can't have fun when I skate so I just end up getting mad at myself for sucking so bad. So it is a never ending cycle.

I often have bad dreams of losing the ones I love.

I miss my daughter that lives in Sacramento and feel like a bad father for moving to Portland, though I talk to her all the time and see her when I can.

I get frustrated that people don't see the world the way I do, I just don't understand how people can know certain things but yet refuse to change.

I like violence but hate it at the same time. I can watch boxing but if I see an animal being hurt then I get sick and sad.

I hate when people know I am married and still point out "hot" girls because I am very happy with my wife and I think that people should be respectful of that fact.

9/11 didn't make me sad in fact I was shocked it took so long for something like that to happen to us. (and it didn't make me happy either).

I like to argue and let people get under my skin way to much (most of you on here know that).

I hate how Slap has become but mainly stick around because of the few cool people on here and the fact that I don't want the assholes who hate me to win.

I have never smoked pot or did any other hard drugs outside of stuff for pain when I have been hurt. I don't really drink either, I think it is a waste of time to go sit at a bar to drink though I have fun at bars playing pool, foosball or throwing darts.

I like my dog more then most people.

Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Rippey on December 04, 2006, 12:22:00 PM
-I haven't skated in a year, because I'm married to alcohol.

-I drink regularly which causes me great pain and stress.

-My life is plagued with anxiety that literally revolves around stupid people.

-I've got a degree already, and my post-grad university courses bore me.  I usually sit in the back of every class and secretly laugh at everyone around me, including the professors.  They are subnormal to me, and they talk, walk, and even smell ugly.  There isn't a creative or kind bone in their bodies.  My ego has taken me over and I like it.

-I spend 8months of the year in a city that reeks of people with hockey fantasies and swimming pool backyards.

-The other 4months of the year are spent in the French countryside.  And it is beautiful.

-I have only met maybe 3-4 women in my life that actually interest me.  Most of the other women I've met have been total idiots.  They are nice until they open their mouths.

-I miss the old white Slap Forum.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: biggums mcgee on December 04, 2006, 12:36:10 PM
I hate all video games made after the super nintendo

people tell me I'm really smart, but I'm almost about to drop out of school

I took acid over the summer and I still feel really fucked up because of what it did to me

This girl gives blowjobs at the park, and I make 30% of her cash

I go to saturday school from 8:30 to 2:30 until feb

I get depressed on how no one would ever skate street in my town if it wasn't for me

when I was 14 I got beat up by four razor scooter's at this park in binghamton. they were probably 25, and I was making fun of them for hours before it happened

I'm really into politics, and I spoke to ralph nader for a long night about the state the world is in

I've seen too many of my friend's lives go nowhere because of drugs
and stupid pranks

I have "trucked" a security guard before

my friend just built a mini ramp, and I spilled a 64 oz. slushie all over it

I enjoy driving to town where people don't know me just so I can fuck with them

I don't drink but I like mushrooms ALOT
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: 1992 on December 04, 2006, 12:48:50 PM
I sell artwork for living right now and haven't really had a real job since 2004.
I have 2 DWI's, 3 malicious mischief charges and an assualt charges for getting into a fight out in front of a bar with brass knuckles.
I like to collect old vintage Pendelton coats.
Even though I lost my license I still drove anyway.
I have been told that I have "Shark-eyes" and that they look blank.
I used to steal car stereos in 1993 and 1994 and never got caught.
I have had over 30 cars and trucks since I started driving.(10 of those have been early 70's Dodge Dart Swingers)
I have been to jail and it sucks.
I don't skate that much anymore because of injuries.
I middle-man'd for coke dealers and made some serious loot from that.
I am an old,bitter man when it comes to talking about skating.
I'm not sure why I still hang around this message board that much anymore really.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: 89-90pistons on December 04, 2006, 12:54:39 PM
I have a mini ramp in my backyard that I neglect to skate daily

I buy beer for kids at the skatepark

I can't skate stoned, but do it anyways.

I skate good under the influence of cocaine, but stay away from it.

I hate the clash

And the ramones.

wu tang is the only hip hop for me.


I still like chris cole, makeover kook or not.  He's fucking gnarly.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: illmatic on December 04, 2006, 12:55:14 PM
i like being stoned and getting drunk, but usually feel bad the next day about doing it

i sincerely enjoy writing assignments, essays, whatever, even if they're 8+ pages long. i have so many ideas swimming around in my head too; ideas for movies, stories, dreams, etc... but never write them down.

i like taking long drives by myself and being solitary. i just like to think.

my dream as a little kid was to move to california and be pro. that didn't happen, and i'm grateful it didn't.

i just recently started to love learning and reading.
i also recently started to truly appreciate music.

i like watching and playing sports. pretty much on the same level of skateboarding. they're just as fun as skateboarding.

i have set goals for life, but i hate how much i procrastinate. too bad it's on a whole nother level. adderall really really helps me out. so much that i went to the doctor to question wheter or not ADHD exists, and to try to get adderall.
- with that in mind, i bothers me that i know i could have gotten into a top tier school like stanford or dartmouth, and paid for. instead i procastinated in high school and made above average grades. that's good for alot of people, but i know that i didn't live up to my potential. even now i'm failing bullshit classes like algebra 2, even if i made an A in that class in high school! pretty much because i wait til the last minute to do everything...

i finally realized i need a girlfriend who can also be a best friend. not some hot ass girl with no personality.

i hate hanging out with people who are too judgemental and talk alot of shit.

this probably more of me maturing, but still...
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: lophatrophazoa on December 04, 2006, 01:04:23 PM
i dont even have my learners license because i have no desire to drive
i never had a job untill last summer and dont know what to do with money so
i might possibly be more cheaper then an old jewish woman, but i have saved up money because of it
i spend 5-10 bucks a week and my mom hooks me up with it
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: j0rdan on December 04, 2006, 01:09:42 PM
Let's see...

- I'm constantly depressed. I feel so insecure about literally everything. I have the worst anxiety attacks and mood swings.

- I'm sure I have a number of things wrong with me mentally, but I'm too afraid to tell anyone or seek help. I'd hate to be in some office telling some shrink all my problems (but here I am, on a skate message board hahah) and then her telling me why I'm fucked up.

- I hate everyone I know. I have a group of 3 friends that I actually like. Everyone else I either don't have an opinion on them, or I hate them.

- I used to be obese (like 210-220 lbs.) from grade 6-10, but I started skating in grade 9 and in grade 11 I started getting good and I lost a fuckload of weight. I'm about 150 now. For the first time ever girls actually looked twice at me and there were so many girls who wanted to know me. I find it pretty shallow. I remember a time in grade 10 I was so depressed. No girls would ever talk to me. I remember I once counted the days, and I had gone 4 months with no female contact. No "hey Jordan," "Can I borrow a pen?" nothing.

- I've a handful of girlfriends, but only one that I ever loved. She eventually broke up with me, made fun of me with her snobby friends, then moved away. We still talk though, and she seems to have grown a lot more mature.

- I'm deathly afraid of being around people I don't know, or being in front of a crowd. I feel like they're judging me and making fun of me. I don't know what's with me. I just can't make good conversation around those who don't know me.

- I still think I'm fat. I know I'm not, but I look at a picture of myself and think "blah." I'm extremely self concious.

- My dad died a little over a year ago and I still can't get over it. I'm so scared of what's going to happen to my family. My mom tried killing herself at the end of school last year (she almost did it too. Cops found her passed out in a forest after she had been missing for 2 days. She had swallowed 2 bottles of antidepressants and other medicine and was barely alive) and I'm so afraid. I don't know what I'd do without her.

- I'm in love with this one girl, but we're such good friends and I don't want to fuck it up. I'm afraid she'll think less of me, and I'm pretty sure she isn't interested in me that way.


That's all for now, felt good to actually say this shit.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: ed on December 04, 2006, 01:19:11 PM
I complain that my life is shit, but it's really not that bad, I'm just ungrateful...

I've never been one to go for a girl just cause she's good looking, personality matters to me, but I fall in way too deep way too quickly, makes me totally vulnerable, and I end up getting walked all over. Which in turn means that I'm still a virgin, but I'm still young, so I guess that's not so bad.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: sheffledge on December 04, 2006, 01:36:35 PM
my bester friend in the whole widest world is a crakkka bitch
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: jared... on December 04, 2006, 01:42:55 PM
i didn't jack off once in the last 2 years i was with my ex...unless it was a mutual thing...  we had sex 4 or 5 times a day.  every day.  for almost 2 years straight...now that she's gone, I'm going fucking crazy.

i procrastinate with everything.

i don't really try new tricks...I've grown comfortable with what I've learned and have grown consistent, but don't branch out much at all.  I only win games of skate if I go first, or if others fuck up.

I'm not motivated to do anything.  the world seems so stupid, getting a job to supply me with enough money to make it through the next month...ugh.  politics, I don't care.  

only smoked weed twice in my life...a very scary experience.  I was waiting for it to take hold of me...didn't feel anything.  My friend was like, dude, you smoked soooo much, you'll definitely feel it.  so I start driving, i have to go pick my girlfriend up from work...and my legs give out.  my hands go numb, i feel like I'm falling asleep and I have no control...I was literally slapping myself on the face, over and over again, with my head all the way out the window, trying to stay awake.  it was rush hour traffic too...

so I get to her work.  she doesn't know i smoked, i try to pretend I'm not high, but it's impossible.  she never found out, but knew something was wrong.  it was fun.

i hate college, and have basically given up.  

i want to go to an art school, but can't afford it, and am too lazy to submit a portfolio for scholarships...I've got over 150 finished pieces just sitting in my room, collecting dust.

when my life sucks, everything I love sucks.  Skating sucks when I'm depressed, I can't play guitar for shit when I'm down, my social skills are gone, i don't desire to do anything...  the last 3 weeks have been very boring.  Sitting on the computer for 6 hours until my friends get out of school, going skating, going to bed.  even when I have nothing to do, I can't muster up enough will power or interest to do anything productive.  I complain when my parents ask me to do anything around the house.

the girl thing.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: cold budweisers on December 04, 2006, 01:56:38 PM
jared... reminds me of me when i just graduated high school.
i am intensely emotional and weird.  i cannot relate to anyone.  it ruins my life.  i distance myself from all but two of my friends.  it is nearly impossible for me to get close to anyone.
i am jealous of anyone that is happy.  but when i act happy i feel horrible.  i can't control my violent thoughts and fantasies.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: scott on December 04, 2006, 01:59:08 PM
my bester friend in the whole widest world is a crakkka bitch


merks?
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: jared... on December 04, 2006, 02:06:52 PM
we're a fucked up bunch.

I only have 4 or 5 people I'd consider friends, outside of skateboarding.  I view everyone else as a pointless game piece in my life, i don't really pay much attention to people outside of my small circle.  I'm god in my own life.  I envy happy people.  i feel like it is physically impossible for me to do things I hate doing.  chores, school work, applying for jobs...I love writing my thoughts down, but make me write a paper and I'll sit there fuming for 6 hours before i even start...and that's after 3 weeks of procrastination.  I hate speaking in public.  

i hate sleeping alone at night.  spent the last 2 years straight with my girl and now I'm sleeping on a couch at my parents house.  no job.  no girl.  just fucking memories that keep me up all night.  
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: cold budweisers on December 04, 2006, 02:10:21 PM
i feel like it is physically impossible for me to do things I hate doing.  chores, school work, applying for jobs...I love writing my thoughts down, but make me write a paper and I'll sit there fuming for 6 hours before i even start...and that's after 3 weeks of procrastination.  I hate speaking in public. 
same.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: j0rdan on December 04, 2006, 02:15:34 PM
no job.  no girl.  just fucking memories that keep me up all night.  
I hear ya. I'm the exact same way.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Bill on December 04, 2006, 02:21:04 PM
I talk shit and judge every single person I ever see, yet, I'm constantly freaking out on the inside that they're doing the same thing to me.

I have no friends.  If it wasn't for skating with these two kids or my girl, I would never leave the house.

I haven't had a real job in over a year.  I don't see myself getting one anytime soon either.

I have the worst sleep pattern ever.  I stay up until 5 or 6 every night and sleep until 3 or 4 the next day.  Theres really no reason why I do it either.

I constantly think someone is going to break into my house at night and am scared to go to the kitchen without a light on.

I can't go anywhere alone or do things with a bunch of people around.  I feel like everyone is watching me.

I haven't really skated in weeks and don't see any reason to anytime soon.

Sleep is the only thing I enjoy anymore.

I've never done drugs and have only drank once and didn't like it.  I don't understand why people do either and once I found out that someone does, I lose all respect for them.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: iheardherassholeslikethisbig on December 04, 2006, 03:09:24 PM
im pretty good compared to some of you
my dad died so im constantly afraid im gonna loose my mom or someone from my family
im extremely self concious
im always afraid someones gonna break into my house while im sleeping mostly because i used to watch way to many murder shows which made me paranoid
i always feel like my life is so much different from everyone elses and i think i want a normal life
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: lophatrophazoa on December 04, 2006, 03:23:56 PM
I've never done drugs and have only drank once and didn't like it.  I don't understand why people do either and once I found out that someone does, I lose all respect for them.
1. experimentation
2. have more fun
3. escape from something

Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: bbk on December 04, 2006, 03:32:25 PM
I am ridiculously stoked on muskas comeback.... when i saw the clip on the element site, I was overjoyed and just wanted to run around and scream, even though that tailslide 270 is kinda old now and the ollie wasn't that great... I just love him, don't really know why, but I do....

Oh yeah, never done drugs, got drunk, I tried smoking cigarettes once or twice when I was a "cool" 11 year old... can't stand drunk people, that's why i never go to patrys and thats why i stopped hanging out with most of my friends from before skating/from school... and these was good friends, but i decided i didn't want to have anything to do with alcohol, so I just stopped being with them.. so now i'm lonley and bitter with no people skills at all
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: bbk on December 04, 2006, 03:37:00 PM
oh yeah, like i said, i'm 18, but I still bring poster or ads/interview pics from mags to demos for pros to sign.... I think thats because I'm from sweden, so i've only seen like 4 demos, and i'm the biggest skatenerd ever... but yeah, I'm an adult (almost) who gets super psyked just to see a demo...
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: crob on December 04, 2006, 03:57:58 PM
im really surprised to read what alot of you have to say and how much i can auctually really relate to. ive lurked here for so long and had all these little idea's of who everyone was, but it wasn't until such a thread that i had any clue. here's my confessions for whatever they are worth for you guys, as yours have helped me feel a little more sane.

i took my first hit of weed in grade 6, my brother and his friend locked me in a hotbox first thing in the morning then sent me to school... i was seeing/hearing some pretty weird shit.

to this day i smoke entirley too much for my own good, and i know alot of people can say that, but i have done some pretty low shit just for some weed, stolen from my parents.. etc..etc..

sometimes its hard to think of anything else that really keeps me going. as depressing that sounds and is, i really dont have any motivation or any real want of any change in my life.

i have been diagnosed with clinical depression and socal anxiety, but i feel i was misdiagnosed, as the symptoms are much more extreme then said mental issues. i dont seek or really voice my problems and this makes every morning that much harder.

ill have more later.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: methuselah on December 04, 2006, 04:03:39 PM
i think prince is a sexy man
i love weed and pills
i enjoy licking girls assholes

thats pretty much it...
but i can identify with most of said problems having gone through most of them myself.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Bill on December 04, 2006, 04:08:52 PM
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I've never done drugs and have only drank once and didn't like it.  I don't understand why people do either and once I found out that someone does, I lose all respect for them.
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1. experimentation
2. have more fun
3. escape from something

Thanks, but no thanks.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Zurg on December 04, 2006, 05:18:00 PM
to all the people with social problems who say they never drink; you should try it
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Lakai or die on December 04, 2006, 05:21:54 PM
Never drank or smoked or done drugs. Don't plan on it.
I've cummed my pants before (see other topic)
I'm starting to lose my drive for skating to my drive to make music, but I will never and dont ever want to let go of my skateboard.
I love getting into relationships where I have to "corrupt" a girl. I suppose I love dating virgins then... but not only for the sex.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: mungojerry on December 04, 2006, 05:24:22 PM
i think prince is a sexy man
i love weed and pills
i enjoy licking girls assholes

thats pretty much it...
but i can identify with most of said problems having gone through most of them myself.
I agree With everyone of those.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: golgo13 on December 04, 2006, 05:25:45 PM
I gave up weed and alcohol because ive seen the worthless shitpiles people i used to know become.
alcohol is a depressant and only locks you into the endless cycle of trying to escape depression, causing you to drink more and more....
weed is just a false sense of reality, you get more and more retarded as the years go on, with your grasp on reality being loosened a little more everyday. chemicals arent for me, i learned that a while ago. nothing wrong with the occasional beer.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Lakai or die on December 04, 2006, 05:26:35 PM
i really dislike chirstians who force there religion on people and think they are better then everyone else because they claim to follow jesus yet are gossiping creatures who have never personally helped anyone who has needed it

Biggest pet peeve of mine.

On the same type of shit, people who call others "good" or "bad" christians. There isn't such a thing as a good or bad christian. Just because you go to church every day you can doesn't make you a good christian and vice versa.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: S-Town Holla! on December 04, 2006, 05:28:32 PM
I skate everyday (no matter the weather or any bullshit) and am seriously obsessed. In school i do retarded shit like fucking fingerboarding just because i can't stop thinking about skating.

Only drank like 5 times, smoked maybe 15-20. Also thinks cigs are gross although i have tried a few.

Seriously have tried to get with every hot girl in our class and have only got anything like 10 times.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: john on December 04, 2006, 05:57:59 PM
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i really dislike chirstians who force there religion on people and think they are better then everyone else because they claim to follow jesus yet are gossiping creatures who have never personally helped anyone who has needed it
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Biggest pet peeve of mine.

On the same type of shit, people who call others "good" or "bad" christians. There isn't such a thing as a good or bad christian. Just because you go to church every day you can doesn't make you a good christian and vice versa.

dont you hate it jehovas witnesses come up and want to talk to you while your skating? I live in a really religous town and happens all the time.

also, I go through a pack of black & milds in a day
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: mikefork on December 04, 2006, 06:03:18 PM
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i really dislike chirstians who force there religion on people and think they are better then everyone else because they claim to follow jesus yet are gossiping creatures who have never personally helped anyone who has needed it
[close]

Biggest pet peeve of mine.

On the same type of shit, people who call others "good" or "bad" christians. There isn't such a thing as a good or bad christian. Just because you go to church every day you can doesn't make you a good christian and vice versa.
[close]

dont you hate it jehovas witnesses come up and want to talk to you while your skating? I live in a really religous town and happens all the time.

the people who live downstairs(2 family house) are jehova witnesses meaning that jehova witnesses have never tried coming to my door trying to convert me or my mom

i have another confession. i made another myspace so i can be an asshole because i am too nice in person to eb a dick
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: lophatrophazoa on December 04, 2006, 06:11:53 PM
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I've never done drugs and have only drank once and didn't like it.  I don't understand why people do either and once I found out that someone does, I lose all respect for them.
[close]
1. experimentation
2. have more fun
3. escape from something
[close]

Thanks, but no thanks.
4. popularity (ive known some people that drink for just that reason)

i dont know what people do with there free time if they dont skate. i know theres some people who do sports just as much, but for those ones that dont have a hobbie, do they just sit around on msn all day or something?
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: sergio on December 04, 2006, 06:16:56 PM
       i cried like crazy in a local diner after my breakup with my first girlfriend. it all started when my cousin asked me about her. i couldnt hold back. snot dripping and all. i made a big scene that night. the people eating across from me tried to cheer me up.

i freak myself out sometimes at night. i would wake up in my room and it would feel like the room is shaking. then i'd let out a scream. this has been happening since childhood.

my childhood dream was to become an airplane pilot. civil or military. i didn't care. i just wanted to fly. the closest i came to that was a $35 introductory flight at a cessna learn to fly center in long island. even tried joining the navy with aspirations for something in the aviation field. i failed my physical twice because of my knees. the duck walk has scarred me for life. heh

i did not bust my first nut until after i graduated middle school. i didnt have a clear concept of what masturbation was at that time. no proper sex education (i could thank the strict catholic school for that mess), not something i really talked about with friends. i recieved my first computer, after about a week of checking out free porn on the net. i start rubbing my jeans and that eventually leads to me stroking my dick. i was in awe of the sperm building at the tip.

there was a time where i would lurk constantly around stamford on my skateboard alone. same route, every week. not even skating, just pushing around. that all changed when i brought my first car.

its safe to say ive only smoked weed less than 10 times in my life. never brought drugs or anything. it was more of a social thing. if somebody offered then i was up for it.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: lophatrophazoa on December 04, 2006, 07:14:47 PM
my worst nightmares, the only thing that will wake me up at night in sweat, get this, is being in a bathtub with deep sea creatures. those things are so fucking ugly and slimy and sick that i think there 10 times worse dying in dreams
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: mikefork on December 04, 2006, 07:21:25 PM
my worst nightmares, the only thing that will wake me up at night in sweat, get this, is being in a bathtub with deep sea creatures. those things are so fucking ugly and slimy and sick that i think there 10 times worse dying in dreams
steve urkel has moved into my top ten posters
i have the same dream everynight but it continuously gets longer. that freaks me out and its even worse because it is the only dream i ever remember
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: j0rdan on December 04, 2006, 07:46:57 PM
Man every Halloween for at least 10 years when I was a kid I always had a dream where my aunt would come over and would bring some little animal over resembling that rodent type guy they used to use in the ads for Honey Combs (I think that was it). It scared the shit out of me man haha
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: mikefork on December 04, 2006, 08:08:44 PM
i am petrified of my house because of a whole bunch of shit happening. everything from stuff randomly falling even though they were in a position where they shouldn't normally fall, hearing something whisper while i was taking a dump, the heat either turning itself up or way way way down, to the absolute creepest dolls in the world that are in my attic. if you open the door to where they are and leave it open it is shu the next time you go up and vice versa. if you move the dols they end up in the same spot. and the room where they are is right above my computer room. i thought i was crazy until i brought my friends over for the night a few times-they refuse to stay over my house now. they were the ones that found civil war newspaper clipping stapled to the ceiling in the attic too.

i found out a few hours ago that the girl i was into and i thought was into me is now going out with some other douchebag. it turns out she did/does like me but i took too long to make a move or some other bullshit. naturally i got pissed and thought of fighting the kid then i realized i am not a jock

i leave myself myspace comments through other myspace's i have made

i never really disliked yhmy, i liked john c, and i loved big sexy's posts

i have never tried drugs. i have smoked cigs and cigars and i have drank(not lately though) but drugs just seem too lame

outside of skating i don't think i have any real friends except for the the kids i talk/socialize with in school

i used to have social anxiety disorder really bad and wouldn't talk to anyone outside of a group of five kids

i haven't focused a board in over two years and i love it and think i used to be a douchebag for doing it

i am unussually happy and have been for the past few days for no reason

i haven't cried since the first time i fell skating(few years before i actually skated. slammed dropping in and ripped the skin off of my elbow)

if something isn't on sci-fi, comedy central, cartoon network, or the discovery channel i wont watch it

i used to(from whatever early age until ten) feel bad for bald black dudes in jail because of that second song kareem skated to in trilogy for the reason that they were bald and in jail
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: jared... on December 04, 2006, 08:18:59 PM
nothing worse than being bald, and in jail...for serious...being black sucks too.

not really.  eating a girls pussy and ass...on my list of favorite things I've ever experienced in life.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: police_state on December 04, 2006, 08:36:52 PM
eating a girls pussy and ass...on my list of favorite things I've ever experienced in life.

spoken like a man, *pats back*

these are great,

ive gone on all sorts of benders and binges for years and only now starting to get back on the wagon.

part of that means ive had to shaft most of my old buddies and start meeting new friends at school

i dont like many people at the shop im sponsored by and am starting to question why im even dealing with it at all.

i treat my girlfriend like shit and i think thats why we ve been together for so long.

i dunno some other wierd shit., and if my friends knew i posted here id be embarrased haha
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Mentos on December 04, 2006, 09:02:15 PM
I philosophy way too much about stuff like, what happens after you die, etc....

I don't have any real friends at school but I don't care.

All girls that've I've meet are really shallow and stupid. A reason why I quit dating

I'm pretty sure I've got some loose screws in my head.

I like to learn about everything and I feel angry about some of the stuff that goes on in the World.

I don't want to hate my mom but I do, after she remarried after my dad died.

I feel really lucky that I'am alive and healthy and that I don't live in Darfur.

I feel proud that I slashed my english teacher's tires after she said I was a coon and wasn't going to amount to anything in life.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: police_state on December 04, 2006, 09:06:14 PM
its all good, you sound like a true skater
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: lophatrophazoa on December 04, 2006, 09:08:42 PM
Quote from: Mentos
I feel proud that I slashed my english teacher's tires after she said I was a coon and wasn't going to amount to anything in life.

nothing to regret there, im sure alot of people would do the same. if you dont, you got no concept of revenge.

i constantly think about people getting slimed. where someone will randomly get pulled off the street by the punisher and get a gallon of slime poured on there heads from a bucket. if you never seen the game show Uh Oh!, it goes like this:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/90/The_punisher_prepares_to_dump_goo_on_a_contestant.jpg/800px-The_punisher_prepares_to_dump_goo_on_a_contestant.jpg)


since i cant really hate someone before meeting them, i just wish some people with outragoues clothing on would get slimed and get there shit all slimey.
thats my major form of getting happy when im bummed. works good too.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: cold budweisers on December 04, 2006, 09:24:16 PM
those aren't really 'confessions,' they're more like dumb facts about your life.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: E.l.G on December 04, 2006, 09:32:08 PM
I hate judgemental people, yet am insanely judgemental myself.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: stagefright on December 04, 2006, 10:04:10 PM
^ that one.

i suck at things i am insanely passionate for, i try my hardeset but still feel like a failure

i care about money and my own health way too much.

i cant kickflip

i get 2 hours of sleep most nights and almost crash my car every day. fall asleep everytime i sit down for more than 5 minutes.

i hate skating in front of people who are better than me, which is anyone over 12 pretty much.

i envy all of my friends skills/assets that i dont possess, always wanna fuck their wives even if i hated them before they went out with my friends

some that are far too common on here:

i drink and blaze occasionally, why is it so hard to not do them both in excess? have some fucking willpower.

get over your stupid social anxieties, you arent better than anyone else, you're probably a creep. there are plenty of dumb bitches but tons of brilliant ones.

i saved 20 grand in my first year working full time, with rent car food etc.

some people are really fucking pathetic, get over yourselves and get outside more. i post here a lot but im outside if im not on here, by the sounds of some people they just work and go on here, or think they are too good to work and put in a decent effort. you are an idiot.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: artichoke on December 04, 2006, 10:07:52 PM
I really like the look of element's stuff.  Their clothes are nice, the team is getting better and better and their art / design department seems pretty on point.  I wish they weren't so lame in so many other aspects....
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Shawn on December 04, 2006, 10:11:26 PM
- i am a shy / uncomfortable / blahblahblah (what everyone else said about girls)
- i am in serious serious debt all because of some fucking cunt in Lakehurst, NJ. one fucking bitch fucked me over sooooo sooo bad.
- i am currently living in philadelphia with 5 of my best friends and i couldnt be more miserable.
- i usually dont enjoy sex, i think its pretty awkward most of the time.
- i cant do nollie tricks or anything switch and i dont give a fuck.
- i hate 99% of people
- i like wwf / wwe whatever...shit is sick.
- if i see a professional skateboarder anywhere, i will fan the fuck out to the max.
- i cannot skate high. i cant even push after i smoke. but i still do and love it.
- i like painkillers a lot.
- i think im about to be just like kramer and become a racist
- so much more........thats for tomorrow though.....
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Universal Remonster on December 04, 2006, 11:24:03 PM
I have the worst sleep pattern ever.  I stay up until 5 or 6 every night and sleep until 3 or 4 the next day.  Theres really no reason why I do it either.

haha same, i find it really hard to sleep without smoking weed
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Super Bad on December 04, 2006, 11:46:43 PM
Reading this thread helped me to to put my own problems in perspective. I have a natural, God-given happiness that comes from within and I feel like I am one of the luckiest people alive in the world.

-I used to have alot of social anxiety but I feel like in the years since I graduated from high school I have completely turned my life around and hardly anyone can intimidate me anymore. Grades 1-12 were a pretty difficult time for me though.

-I suck at skateboarding but I am completely unathletic, and I've always sucked at any kind of physical activity, so I am proud of myself for even being able to do basic tricks and feel stable riding a board.

-I have a beautiful, wonderful girlfriend, however she's got some major issues with men to work out and I'm afraid she might hurt me really badly someday... but that fear would be there with any girl that I would be willing to put my heart on the line for.

-I've been told by a few close but honest friends that I have 'serial killer eyes' and sometimes I can creep people out with them, unintentionally. I have never had any desire to kill myself or anyone else, but I feel like I could just do it no problem if I ever really got the urge. I'm not scary looking, I look like a soft girly nerd but I don't take shit from anyone and I can make bigger and tougher guys back down from fights with me when they see the intensity of the anger that I can display when people fuck with me.

^These aren't so bad. However...

-I have intensely bizarre, bewildering, surreal nightmares almost every night. Usually the dreams revolve around loveless sex, drug abuse and senseless violence in all of their forms. They sometimes frighten me so badly that I wake up but when I fall back to sleep they always resume right where they left off. I have basically gotten used to it and they no longer really bother me or even concern me. I have taken several heavy psychedelic drugs and had frightening experiences in my mind similar to these dreams.

-I did not believe in ghosts for most of my life and for the longest time I had no belief in anything remotely supernatural, I believed that science could explain everything. I declared myself an atheist at age 12, but since I have gotten older I have gone through a sort of spiritual awakening. Now I am starting believe that there is some sort of other side and I have some kind of connection to it. I think now that in my years as a skeptical non-believer I was protecting myself from the idea that the living spirits of the dead seem to take some sort of interest in me and frequently attempt to get me to acknowledge them. Quite a few of my aforementioned nightmares involve ghosts.

Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: 1992 on December 05, 2006, 12:13:10 AM
I got into a HUGE agruement with my old man and almost stabbed him tonight.....yeah,I know...that would have been real smart.....if you have lived your life in my shoes you probably would have thought the same......fuckin' prick.....he might as well be dead to me now anyways.

that's a REAL confession.

I'm down to hear some more positive ones now.....thanks.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: plastic bench nerd on December 05, 2006, 12:16:07 AM
thanks everyone for keppin it on track and makin it an interstin topic..

i have some more but my keyboard is fucked half of te letters dont work...
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Mentos on December 05, 2006, 12:39:42 AM
I got into a HUGE agruement with my old man and almost stabbed him tonight.....yeah,I know...that would have been real smart.....if you have lived your life in my shoes you probably would have thought the same......fuckin' prick.....he might as well be dead to me now anyways.

that's a REAL confession.

I'm down to hear some more positive ones now.....thanks.

What did he do?
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: tonycoxhox on December 05, 2006, 12:47:33 AM
Reading some of the things in this thread makes me feel like a loser.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: 1992 on December 05, 2006, 12:49:53 AM
My Dad used to beat the shit out me back in my early teens for really no reason at all and tonight we just ended up going out to dinner and for some damn reason he started ripping into me again with that "eye" thing and I'm almost 32.....I won't take that bullshit anymore and when he got up and it looked like he was about take a swing I pulled out my switchblade and just about stuck him with it in public......I would go on but.....cold water runs deep and this really isn't the place to talk about shit like this......but I did answer your question...sort of.

Here is another confession......when I get pissed....the best thing to do is leave.

That's all I have to say for now.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: plastic bench nerd on December 05, 2006, 12:51:29 AM
I got into a HUGE agruement with my old man and almost stabbed him tonight.....yeah,I know...that would have been real smart.....if you have lived your life in my shoes you probably would have thought the same......fuckin' prick.....he might as well be dead to me now anyways.

that's a REAL confession.

I'm down to hear some more positive ones now.....thanks.

i did an ollie impossible up a bench and then a front foot impossible of just te oter day, i was totally bittin ocean howell circa h-street days, im such a fuckin bitter!

kind of positive. i Guess? sorry about tat run in, some people are just to hard to deal with.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Universal Remonster on December 05, 2006, 12:52:27 AM
My Dad used to beat the shit out me back in my early teens for really no reason at all and tonight we just ended up going out to dinner and for some damn reason he started ripping into me again with that "eye" thing and I'm almost 32.....I won't take that bullshit anymore and when he got up and it looked like he was about take a swing I pulled out my switchblade and just about stuck him with it in public......I would go on but.....cold water runs deep and this really isn't the place to talk about shit like this......but I did answer your question...sort of.

Here is another confession......when I get pissed....the best thing to do is leave.

That's all I have to say for now.
woah
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: realitycontrol on December 05, 2006, 12:56:50 AM
suicide...

it's something i think about almost daily. it's not like i'll ever actually do it because i'm simply too much of a vagina to go through with it. that being said, when i truly think about life and how mine will probably turn out (poor, alone, unhappy etc.) i sometimes feel like it wouldn't be the worst idea.

but than i start thinking, even though i'm an athiest and dont believe in the concept of an afterlife, that what if there really is some place i would go to that would be shittier than here? than it becomes this whole hamlet "to be or not to be" debate that takes place inside my head.

it sounds weak as fuck but it really is something i think about more often than a mentally healthy person does.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: overdoso on December 05, 2006, 02:11:55 AM

i hate hanging out with people who are too judgemental and talk alot of shit.


that bothers me a lot too. some of my friends are extremely judgemental and for some reason they think they have an explanation for everything. Every conversation seems to turn into some sort of battle, i dont really know how to explain this but it is really annoying.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: tonycoxhox on December 05, 2006, 02:25:41 AM
suicide...

it's something i think about almost daily. it's not like i'll ever actually do it because i'm simply too much of a vagina to go through with it. that being said, when i truly think about life and how mine will probably turn out (poor, alone, unhappy etc.) i sometimes feel like it wouldn't be the worst idea.

but than i start thinking, even though i'm an athiest and dont believe in the concept of an afterlife, that what if there really is some place i would go to that would be shittier than here? than it becomes this whole hamlet "to be or not to be" debate that takes place inside my head.

it sounds weak as fuck but it really is something i think about more often than a mentally healthy person does.

 Yeah, I feel like that a lot these days. Especially that after life shit. And after you think about that, you realize everything sucks.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Venture1 on December 05, 2006, 10:02:49 AM
Seriously, this is a good thread, may aswell add some stuff.

I only met my grandparents last month. i'm 18.

I secretly think everyone hates me, like I'm some cocky shit.

I don't really like meeting people, just smile and act like I do.

I've cheated on my girlfriend 3 times. I don't feel bad. But if she did it to me, I'd be ruined.

I love skateboarding a little too much.

pretty rubbish confessions, but thought I'd add them anyway.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: china white on December 05, 2006, 10:16:22 AM
-despite the fact that I no longer have a physical dependency on it (rehab a year and 1/2 ago), due to my anxiety levels and perhaps some disturbed brain chemistry, the only time I feel like I can relax and act like myself is after I have done a bag of herron. I think about it a lot.

-I moved from Providence, a cool city, to a shitty little half city/university town crossed with ghetto in Eastern NC as I was offered a place to stay for free.  It did not work out, so I am currently inbetween apartments (effectively a homebum) and depending upon a few people who aren't even really my freinds for couch space.

- I let this afformentioned host, who is definately a later'd fat bitch with custie-ass dreadlocks and armpit stank, suck my cock as a means of securing a place under her roof.  I was double fisting at the time, though.  I truly beleive that is an excuse.

-I honestly wouldn't give a fuck if this person died.

-I guess I am superficial to the point where if I hadn't made out with a few good looking girls in the weeks following, I would feel even worse about it/myself.

-Everytime I get money, I immediately spend it on things that I should not.

-I rarely skate, to the point where my trick selection has been reduced to fakie bigspin flips, 360 flips, varial flips, kickflips, late shuvs, and random others that can at best be considered just alright.  Oh, and its all on flat and is not consistent.

-After years of research, I can honestly say that I do not trust, and could not rely on, a woman for anything, period.  It's too bad that I am attracted to them.  Fuckin' biology and nature...

-Outside of Penny, I actually have to sit and think about any other pro skaters who I can appreciate.  Rohan pops to mind, and I have no idea why.  Matt Rodriguez too. But, having said that, I realize that any pro, in his own right, is fucking sick, so it's definately just on my own head

Wanna hang out?
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: DirtySouth on December 05, 2006, 10:16:44 AM
I'm 17 year's old, I quite school when I was 15, cause I coudn't handle it, it freaked me out, teachers screaming that i didn't do my home work and shit like that, I said fuck it, and I quit, but in Holland ( where I'm from ) you have to go school till your 18, so i got into big problems, I've been in jail and shit like that. The past 2 years that I didn't go to school I start Smoking cigaretts and weed. I don't have work either, so I sell weed way to expensive to stupid germans to get money, from that money I buy some more weed. I smoke like 2 grams a day, when I'm stoned I skate 10 times better. About skatin ......  I skate for 3 and a half years now, I like it since day one, I really really like it, i skate 8 hours a day... at least.  After 1 year the local shop sponsord me, 1 year later, emerica asked me to ride for them and I was very hyped ( flow deal ), but if i gona think what I'm doing over 5 years, Iget confused, I don't see my self have a regular job from 9 till 6, cause if i have to that, I freak out man, I never have a real job in my life, I'm to lazy for that shit, I HATE working and school, i really HATE it, I really don't know whats gonna happen to me, my mom died when I was 15, and I hate it to think about that, maybe that's a reason that I smoke so much weed, I don't want to "know" what is going on in my life, I like it to be in my own world, I really like to party and get fucked up. I just want to skate and smoke weed and party, thats it, I don't really care whats goin on in our world.  

I'm to tired to write more
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: china white on December 05, 2006, 10:20:44 AM
DirtySouth  "I start Smoking cigaretts and weed."


lay off the hard shit, bro.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: peacepappies on December 05, 2006, 10:22:29 AM
I've cheated on my girlfriend 3 times. I don't feel bad. But if she did it to me, I'd be ruined.

exactly !

I also have a problem with public places. When i'm late for school i just don't enter the classroom cause i think its embarresing (sp?). just go and lurk on them messageboards.

Some dude is fronting with me at the local park, i don't know his name but i'm thinking all day how i can steal his board and focus it or throw it in the water or something like that. just hate him that much.

I can't skate or do anything whatsoever when there's people (except for my homies) watching.

I hate trying to get a girl but I love sex so most of the time I just say all these rediculous thinks like : "I'm really good at eating pussy", in hope some stupid girl's gonna fall for it. pretty pathetic. worked a few times though. I just hate the talking part so i try everything to skip it.



Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: cold budweisers on December 05, 2006, 10:32:43 AM
damn, some of you are scum bags.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: china white on December 05, 2006, 10:43:02 AM
i attribute my fall from frace to mental disorders, the grateful dead and opiates. but i bet you never even have impure thoughts.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Venture1 on December 05, 2006, 10:55:55 AM
I just lead girls on, get it over with, and never call them or talk to them again.

I threw a crate at this kids head. it meant to hit his bike but you get the idea. I thought it was funny, until his dad came down. I acted all "pfft. whatever", but really I felt like shit.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: jared... on December 05, 2006, 11:21:41 AM
I'm fairly decent at Dance Dance Revolution....  ugh....

that was hard for me...
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: sergio on December 05, 2006, 12:44:58 PM
i jerked off at church once

st. pauls episcopal has some of my sperm laying around
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: biggums mcgee on December 05, 2006, 12:45:48 PM
I upper-decked my friend's mom's toilet. then her whole bathroom flooded with shit-water
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: lophatrophazoa on December 05, 2006, 01:54:17 PM
im not circumsized and one time i wacked off before going to bed. i guess i didnt get rid of it all and i woke up the next morning, took a piss and my foreskin was stuck together, so the end of my dick just blew up like a ballon. it was the funniest thing, but piss went all over the place and i had to clean it up. it looked like my dick was exploding. aww fuck it, thats not as gross as eating someones ass.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Bill on December 05, 2006, 03:04:21 PM
I can't skate or do anything whatsoever when there's people (except for my homies) watching.

Word.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: jared... on December 05, 2006, 03:40:50 PM
im not circumsized and one time i wacked off before going to bed. i guess i didnt get rid of it all and i woke up the next morning, took a piss and my foreskin was stuck together, so the end of my dick just blew up like a ballon. it was the funniest thing, but piss went all over the place and i had to clean it up. it looked like my dick was exploding. aww fuck it, thats not as gross as eating someones ass.

i can second this...some damn funny shit when you don't get snipped...

UPS for life...(uncircumsized penis squad)  i'd say half of my close friends are uncircumsized, which is odd considering the majority of the population is cut from birth, and it's wierd if you're not circumsized...i dunno.  i think my dick is bigger than average because of it.

and yeah, I don't think anything about a sexy female is gross.  She could vomit in my lap, sure I'd be grossed out, but people do some nasty shit.  it's common sense that people poop and pee.  get over it, and eat some damn funky asshole...once you go back, you'll never go front.  okay, that's a lie.  but still...eatin ass.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: woody on December 05, 2006, 04:52:23 PM
I generally can't skate comfortably around other people, mainly non-skaters.

I barely skate on the weekdays anymore and I make up excuses because I live on a college campus on an old ranch next to a redwood forest and would have to take the bus downtown to skate or avoid cops/security on campus plus I don't like skating around other people, especially by myself. None of my friends want to skate anymore than me, but at least we all skate together on the weekends. Also, I have less free time because of school, girlfriend and other things.

I'm happy most of the time but I feel guilty a lot because of it. Whenever I think of people less fortunate than me.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: jared... on December 05, 2006, 05:48:20 PM
time doesn't control your schedule...make time for skating...even though you don't want to.  do it.  or else.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: woody on December 05, 2006, 05:53:11 PM
I definatly want to, but its hard to find the motivation to wake up early or to schedule. I'm used to living somewhere were I can skate right outside my front door or go to the schoolyard a few blocks away to skate a ledge. I guess it will just take some time to get used to.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: jared... on December 05, 2006, 06:02:17 PM
oh, i see...well you could always get a fat guy pregnant and throw your life away instead...like nate.

-shit talker.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: plastic bench nerd on December 05, 2006, 06:09:35 PM
the "g" and "h" keys wont work on my keyboard .
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: jared... on December 05, 2006, 06:40:41 PM
I've tried jacking off twice today and can't come.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: plastic bench nerd on December 05, 2006, 06:42:58 PM
I've tried jacking off twice today and can't come.

you need some good porn man. just kidding
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: lophatrophazoa on December 05, 2006, 07:15:16 PM
the "g" and "h" keys wont work on my keyboard .

then how did you type that?
its like taking off your undies without taking off your pants
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: TLtheiceman on December 05, 2006, 07:28:57 PM
I am scared to death of rails
Old people freak me out
I care about very few people (and the ones I do don't know it)
I would kill my Aunt if it was legal
I have a very bad temper but when I am skating I never get mad because I can't land a trick
I don't believe in God but I tell everyone I do.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: jawntis on December 05, 2006, 07:32:29 PM
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the "g" and "h" keys wont work on my keyboard .
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then how did you type that?
its like taking off your undies without taking off your pants

He copied and pasted them, or so he said in another thread.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: eight oh eight on December 05, 2006, 07:55:49 PM
-I'm a member of the Mile High Club.
-After working on my uncle's pig farm for a while, I find slaughtering to be quite the calming experience, although, goats are a different story.  Plus, in the end, I'm stoked to see how long a decent sized pig can keep a family fed.
-I camped out for various electronics.
-To this day, my girlfriend has no clue that I cheated on her.  However, in an unrelated instance, she cheated on me, so I guess karma evened that out.
-Cryptozoology, folklore, and theology fascinates me.
-I don't have a Myspace, but I do have a Korean Cyworld.
-I enjoy the gym more than skating since it's more isolating and there aren't any kids.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Claude on December 05, 2006, 07:58:45 PM
-I'm very nonconfrontational and this allows people to take advantage of me and I know it but don't do anything about it.
-I'm scarred of getting in a fight but I always daydream about beating up people.
-I hate anyone who is closeminded, stubborn and egotistical
-I hate gay people not because they're gay but because of the way they act
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: yep yep on December 05, 2006, 08:14:29 PM
im not circumsized and one time i wacked off before going to bed. i guess i didnt get rid of it all and i woke up the next morning, took a piss and my foreskin was stuck together, so the end of my dick just blew up like a ballon. it was the funniest thing, but piss went all over the place and i had to clean it up. it looked like my dick was exploding. aww fuck it, thats not as gross as eating someones ass.
that definitely made me laugh out loud...classic
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: lophatrophazoa on December 05, 2006, 08:42:49 PM
i get sucked into wikipedia. i could read on and on about shit just going from links. i am wikipedia. if im bored i could read it until the flat white background hurts my eyes
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Gest on December 05, 2006, 08:57:54 PM
i have had these visions these past few days to punch my girl in the fucking mouth
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Raw!!! on December 05, 2006, 09:22:57 PM
-I like rails and the pros that skate them.
-I really dont like the shop I skate for.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: jrock on December 06, 2006, 12:25:38 AM
-i might have ulcerative colitis (intestinal ulcers)...i get to go to the doctor in a few weeks and have them shove a camera up my ass before I find out though...whatever I have, its pretty horrible.  If i get the smallest amount of stress, i get immediate stomach cramps and I have to race to find a bathroom before I start shitting blood.  needless to say, I havent skated regularly in a few months; it makes job interviews pretty fun too...don't have insurance anymore either since I got fired, so I'm looking at adding another several grand to the 50 grand in student loans I already owe...the thought of having to shit in a plastic bag while living in a trailer somewhere in mississippi on disability and medicaid is keeping me from getting to sleep tonight...

i've got most of those other problems everyone else does too...

oh, and i forgot how to kickflip

maybe 07 is gonna be better...
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: overdoso on December 06, 2006, 12:54:29 AM
I'm 17 year's old, I quite school when I was 15, cause I coudn't handle it, it freaked me out, teachers screaming that i didn't do my home work and shit like that, I said fuck it, and I quit, but in Holland ( where I'm from ) you have to go school till your 18, so i got into big problems, I've been in jail and shit like that. The past 2 years that I didn't go to school I start Smoking cigaretts and weed. I don't have work either, so I sell weed way to expensive to stupid germans to get money, from that money I buy some more weed. I smoke like 2 grams a day, when I'm stoned I skate 10 times better. About skatin ......  I skate for 3 and a half years now, I like it since day one, I really really like it, i skate 8 hours a day... at least.  After 1 year the local shop sponsord me, 1 year later, emerica asked me to ride for them and I was very hyped ( flow deal ), but if i gona think what I'm doing over 5 years, Iget confused, I don't see my self have a regular job from 9 till 6, cause if i have to that, I freak out man, I never have a real job in my life, I'm to lazy for that shit, I HATE working and school, i really HATE it, I really don't know whats gonna happen to me, my mom died when I was 15, and I hate it to think about that, maybe that's a reason that I smoke so much weed, I don't want to "know" what is going on in my life, I like it to be in my own world, I really like to party and get fucked up. I just want to skate and smoke weed and party, thats it, I don't really care whats goin on in our world.  

I'm to tired to write more
i live in holland as well, and basically you are full of shit. No one goes to jail for quitting school at age 15. Especially if you're in a fucked up situation like you where your mom passed away. Fuck man, it's holland, ask for some wellfare (sp?) or something. It's not so strange to hate work and to hate school, pretty much everybody does at your age. Why not ask Emerica for a cool job involving skating? you know they didnt ask you anything.

as for confessions, i just wish i was also a member of the Mile High Club.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: tonycoxhox on December 06, 2006, 03:17:29 AM
....
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Alexactly on December 06, 2006, 03:19:18 AM
ARE YOU GAY?
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: DirtySouth on December 06, 2006, 03:30:32 AM
overdoso said to me : "No one goes to jail for quitting school at age 15."

For sure kids go to jail when they are 15, there's something like a kids - jail, what you should know if you live here.
I've been there for 2 weeks.

overdoso also said : Why not ask Emerica for a cool job involving skating? you know they didnt ask you anything.

You mean I talk crap? if thats what your saying, you're very stupid, look at the new Entity ( Dutch skateboard magazine ) there's an article in with an Emerica trip to London, I got pictures in that.

http://www.worldwideskateboarding.com/?p=79#comments  here you can also read that I'm not talking crap


okay enough stupid shit, overdoso where do you live in holland and whats your name ?
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Alexactly on December 06, 2006, 03:46:31 AM
I have a hairy fuckin' crack.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: lophatrophazoa on December 06, 2006, 09:08:18 AM
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i am wikipedia.
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I actually figured that out. You would make a post and then Wikipedia would post seconds later. I am your Son, Dad. I was also Clod Simpleton.

yah sort of did that intentionally.

as for all you people who want to be in the mile high club, go to denver and try to get some, then your technically part of the mile high club
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: mungojerry on December 06, 2006, 09:18:31 AM
I Pretended To like Hip Hop and act Like A G for two Years And all my friends hated me.
And before That my favorite Bands were The Pixies, Pavement, Blonde Redhead, Belle & Sebastian and some others. Talk about Taking a step back Eh?
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: overdoso on December 06, 2006, 10:52:28 AM
overdoso said to me : "No one goes to jail for quitting school at age 15."

For sure kids go to jail when they are 15, there's something like a kids - jail, what you should know if you live here.
I've been there for 2 weeks.

overdoso also said : Why not ask Emerica for a cool job involving skating? you know they didnt ask you anything.

You mean I talk crap? if thats what your saying, you're very stupid, look at the new Entity ( Dutch skateboard magazine ) there's an article in with an Emerica trip to London, I got pictures in that.

http://www.worldwideskateboarding.com/?p=79#comments  here you can also read that I'm not talking crap


okay enough stupid shit, overdoso where do you live in holland and whats your name ?
first off, there's a quote button in the top right corner of every post.

i know plenty about that 'kids-jail' you're speaking of, it's called something like juvenile detention. you have that in most countries not just Holland. I didnt say 15 year olds dont go to jail, i said they dont go to jail for ditching school. And you can make up whatever stories you want, it doesn't make it so. If you quit school at age 15, you only have 2 years left before you're no longer obliged to go to school (geen leerplicht meer dus). Then there's a system in Holland you'll end up in that will make sure you get a shitty job to do. They will send you loads of letters about it, which you could all ignore. You get obliged 'counselling' too, which you could also ditch. No problem. Whatever you do though, you won't go to jail for it. Especially not in those two years you have left. I'm not saying you havent been in jail tough guy, im saying it wasnt for ditching school.
About your Emerica sponsor, sure you get free shoes. Emerica doesnt know it though. That's all im saying.

Now you want to know my name and where i'm from? What youre gonna hunt me down or something? If you plan on doing that every time you get offended on a messageboard, good luck to you.

Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: lophatrophazoa on December 06, 2006, 11:02:54 AM
i have the same name as 2 pro skaters and know thats why a few skaters who became my friends started to talk to me
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: DirtySouth on December 06, 2006, 11:09:57 AM
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About your Emerica sponsor, sure you get free shoes. Emerica doesnt know it though. That's all im saying.

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you're talking crap again, fred van schie ( dutch teammanager ) shows justin regan lots of things of the dutch team, I also skate with him

yout stupid overdoso
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: overdoso on December 06, 2006, 11:11:15 AM
what a way to tell me i am right
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: DirtySouth on December 06, 2006, 11:18:37 AM
i also found a pic of me on the emerica web site

http://emericaskate.com/news/images/markdriesen.jpg

old pic but yeah, you are stupid

im the guy with the bs tail ( shuvit out )
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: overdoso on December 06, 2006, 11:21:02 AM
yes i'm stupid
we both ruined this thread so you are too.
no one cares about youre emerica flow deal, thats what i was saying. the fact that you havent said anything about the rest of the post says it all. you are full of shit. you juvenile delinquent you!
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: grimcity on December 06, 2006, 11:26:51 AM
i have the same name as 2 pro skaters and know thats why a few skaters who became my friends started to talk to me
D.P.?
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: jared... on December 06, 2006, 11:29:56 AM
I love At the drive-in, and wish they had never separated...discovering them was an important part of my life...
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: peacepappies on December 06, 2006, 11:30:35 AM
overdoso you really don't have any idea what you're talking about.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: overdoso on December 06, 2006, 11:31:57 AM
allright dirty south
congratulations
you found the edit button
that's not proving your point though its proving mine.

i never said you weren't sponsored by emerica! quote my post where i said that. do it. all i said was no one cares. half the world gets free shit.

Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: jared... on December 06, 2006, 11:33:39 AM
quit this stupid shit.  we had a good thread running here.  go get your jock satisfaction somewhere else, overdoso.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: DirtySouth on December 06, 2006, 11:34:09 AM
nuthin
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: grimcity on December 06, 2006, 11:37:49 AM
-I'm very nonconfrontational and this allows people to take advantage of me and I know it but don't do anything about it.
-I'm scarred of getting in a fight but I always daydream about beating up people.
-I hate anyone who is closeminded, stubborn and egotistical
-I hate gay people not because they're gay but because of the way they act
(http://www.kimscanines.com/images/dog.jpg)
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Noboru on December 06, 2006, 11:41:24 AM
haha
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: overdoso on December 06, 2006, 11:42:16 AM
alright youre right i should show more respect. truth is you typed a story in english that was a whole lot different than the dutch story. i guess i took it too literally and i thought you were bullshitting. turns out you meant it slightly different.

like i said before, i'm an ass for ruining this thread. i apologize (vooral voor dirty south natuurlijk)

Come to think of it, this is sort of a confession as well. Might as well carry on! sorry Jayme for bitching in another confession thread
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: jared... on December 06, 2006, 11:47:09 AM
el translationes por favor!!!!
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Claude on December 06, 2006, 12:16:15 PM
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-I'm very nonconfrontational and this allows people to take advantage of me and I know it but don't do anything about it.
-I'm scarred of getting in a fight but I always daydream about beating up people.
-I hate anyone who is closeminded, stubborn and egotistical
-I hate gay people not because they're gay but because of the way they act
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(http://www.kimscanines.com/images/dog.jpg)

Haha maybe I should rephrase what i was trying to say, I don't hate homosexuals because of the choices they make and only hate the flaming ones because I find them super annoying talking with fake accents and shit. So I don't even hate all gays, most of them are alright in my books.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: lophatrophazoa on December 06, 2006, 12:19:03 PM
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-I'm very nonconfrontational and this allows people to take advantage of me and I know it but don't do anything about it.
-I'm scarred of getting in a fight but I always daydream about beating up people.
-I hate anyone who is closeminded, stubborn and egotistical
-I hate gay people not because they're gay but because of the way they act
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(http://www.kimscanines.com/images/dog.jpg)

when someone fakes a lisp cause other people do it then when asked about it says "im just being me", thats the real
(http://www.kimscanines.com/images/dog.jpg)
if eveyone was just being themselves, im sure no one would be wearing pants (let alone thousand dollar prada jeans) and there would be a whole lot more unwanted pregnancies.

acting overly gay ruined scott thompsons skits in kids in the hall (and then his career, going from kids in the hall to hosting gay dating shows or some shit is a major step down), thats my biggest beef with the gays. other then that, i accept them
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: jared... on December 06, 2006, 12:31:26 PM
it's definitely an act for some...my friend Valentine grew up in the ghetto, with his fucked up family.  We used to skate all the time...he used to have girlfriends, he used to act straight...highschool comes around, he get's into partying, stops skating, and then out of nowhere admits he's gay.  I didn't see him much after that.  A year later I'm in a class with him...he's fully decked out in gayness, lisp, pointlessly expensive clothes, changed his name to "queen Val."  you would think he'd gone clynically insane but I guess it's common in our society to transform into a complete flaming ass when you're gay.  no offense.  and in my defense, I'm a little bitter towards gays cuz my girl turned out to like chicks after 2 years of butt-fucking bliss...

it's fun. 
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: grimcity on December 06, 2006, 12:35:41 PM
jared... if you kept fucking her in the butt, no wonder she went gay. Now she thinks that straight sex = turned out colon.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: lophatrophazoa on December 06, 2006, 12:39:24 PM
or mabey she thought you were gay cause you loved the butt so much and that she didnt want to be a practice session for when you step up to the big boys (litterly) so she went les to mirror you
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Alexactly on December 06, 2006, 01:25:30 PM
I'm totally for gay rites n shit, but y r they such faggz??? Forreal.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: j0rdan on December 06, 2006, 01:50:03 PM
i have the same name as 2 pro skaters and know thats why a few skaters who became my friends started to talk to me
whats your name?
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: grimcity on December 06, 2006, 01:52:18 PM
It has to be Steve Olsen, huh?
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: jared... on December 06, 2006, 01:56:23 PM
I've actually never had butt sex...she wasn't into that.  just saying...after 2 years of anal gouping, vaginal sludge flinging, pimple popping, intestine slurping sexual intercourse, she went her wierd way.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: lophatrophazoa on December 06, 2006, 02:00:28 PM
It has to be Steve Olsen, huh?

bingo
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: lophatrophazoa on December 06, 2006, 02:17:52 PM
Iīm really good looking .... making music with guitar and singing

sounds like we got a new james blunt on our hands
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: jared... on December 06, 2006, 02:21:35 PM
i love james blunt...oh gosh.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: I eat meat on December 06, 2006, 09:15:35 PM
i need porn
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: j....soy..... on December 06, 2006, 10:25:40 PM
i used to need skateboarding more than i actually enjoyed it....
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: sheffledge on December 06, 2006, 11:14:57 PM
i can nollie hardflip but cant nollie backside flip

i can nollie inward heel but cant nollie 180 heel

i talk alot of crakkka this and that but my best friend is a female one

i hate the police but thank the LORD for them

i hate slap but still i post here to entertain my damnself

i subconciously watch the negro parts before the crakkkas(ie galiea in get tricks, sheffey in virtual, bastien in sorry etc)

Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: cold budweisers on December 06, 2006, 11:45:17 PM
Some days I wonder why I skate. Then I realize its not just the skating, its the people
awh!
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: grimcity on December 06, 2006, 11:58:54 PM
(http://www.importantrecords.com/images/kittyimages/robokitties4.jpg)
(http://www.sillyanimals.com/pics/birds/images/ducklings.jpg)
(http://www.mendosa.com/kitten_ducklings.jpg)
(http://www.collegian.psu.edu/archive/2005/02/02-28-05tdc/050227_mas+holding-hands_to.jpg)
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: overdoso on December 07, 2006, 09:05:00 AM
Oh I just hate how this thread totally went down since page 9 where overdose started the whole "questioning the confessions" thing. Fuck that.
yeah yeah i know i fucked up
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Oh and Iīm all about avoiding conflicts and thatīs why I always admit to having done something wrong and take the blame instead of stepping up and saying that I donīt think it was my fault.
i am too
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: L.S on December 07, 2006, 11:28:52 AM
i kinda like that one joan osborne song.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Alan on December 07, 2006, 12:33:33 PM
i kinda like that one joan osborne song.

I like a few german hip hop songs.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: L.S on December 07, 2006, 12:42:27 PM
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i kinda like that one joan osborne song.
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I like a few german hip hop songs.
i like one as well. i heard it years ago and liked it then but i'd probably still like it if i heard it again.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: sergio on December 07, 2006, 01:14:59 PM
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i kinda like that one joan osborne song.
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I like a few german hip hop songs.
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i like one as well. i heard it years ago and liked it then but i'd probably still like it if i heard it again.

i love that waskeburt song by De Jeugd Van Tegenwoordig. i dont understand a single word.

i love ed banger records. electro in general

i hate mickey avalon
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: jared... on December 07, 2006, 01:17:42 PM
I hate job searching.

I had a blind date last night and it sucked.

I drink coke more than anything else...had a coke for breakfast this morning.

I hate Panic! at the disco...

the girl I went out with last night loves them.  huge turn-off...

Pretty much every girl I know is obsessed with how sexy I am...but I just don't know which one's to fuck.  they're all so pretty...I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings.

I'm a liar.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea on December 07, 2006, 01:25:16 PM
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i kinda like that one joan osborne song.
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I like a few german hip hop songs.
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i like one as well. i heard it years ago and liked it then but i'd probably still like it if i heard it again.
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i love that waskeburt song by De Jeugd Van Tegenwoordig. i dont understand a single word.

That sounds more like dutch to me. At least the name definitely is. Dutch hiphop must be weird...
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: L.S on December 07, 2006, 01:28:29 PM
ferry once sent me a opzgewolle(sp?) song, i couldn't really get into it. that's my only dutch hiphop i've ever heard.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: peacepappies on December 07, 2006, 02:05:07 PM
yeah and pretty much the best. i've been to like 7 or 8 shows of them.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: lophatrophazoa on December 08, 2006, 01:32:58 PM
i sometimes see little kids and think if i could ollie them on flats. ones that are just able to stand, i want to have a kid just so i can ollie him and not get a lawsuit. i think that would make for some bad ass footy
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: cold budweisers on December 08, 2006, 02:01:24 PM
i sometimes see little kids and think if i could ollie them on flats. ones that are just able to stand, i want to have a kid just so i can ollie him and not get a lawsuit. i think that would make for some bad ass footy
sean sheffey...
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: SixofSeven on December 08, 2006, 02:28:44 PM
-
-I work out on a regular basis (gasp!)
-I'm a big pussy
-I like all sorts of music
-I'd rather surf than skate
-I whack it a lot
-Old people piss me off
-I have Asperger's Syndrome
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Backseat Diver on December 08, 2006, 03:12:32 PM
cant do tre flips
cant do any nollie flips
like the band boston
i haven't had sex in a year
Im 18 and I go to community college
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Guile on December 08, 2006, 03:25:01 PM
i respect eminems skills and lyrics even though im not a huge fan, hes a genius.
im obsessed with CSI. all of them.
i have never been wrong about something in my entire life. atleast thats what i believe.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: cold budweisers on December 08, 2006, 03:49:54 PM
what's wrong with community college?
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Backseat Diver on December 08, 2006, 04:19:21 PM
My parents put a high premium on me going to a  4 year school and getting a degree so I can have some security in my life. My dad immagrated here from mexico and is the only one among his siblings to go to college, he's also a guidance conseller, so college is important to him to say the least. Basically all i heard growing was up "Go to a good college so you can have a good life". My high school was a fucking joke, i should have taken ap classes so i could have had something to do in class other than art or history of racism projects. I pretty much blew off high school by not going but i guess its cool i have a second chance.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: biggums mcgee on December 08, 2006, 04:54:29 PM
i sometimes see little kids and think if i could ollie them on flats. ones that are just able to stand, i want to have a kid just so i can ollie him and not get a lawsuit. i think that would make for some bad ass footy

ha i did that to my friend's brother when he was like three, and she totally flipped out on me for doing it. pretty stupid stuff, I look back on it now and think wtf would have happend if my back truck smacked him in the face?

and to that guy who said eminem is a lyrical genius, what the fuck? I was ripped awhile ago and my friend found his brothers old eminem cd..we popped it in..and listened. that stuff is garbage! seriously, I'de rather listen to all that swishahouse stuff for days than be forced to listen to that cd once more
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: herpes on December 08, 2006, 05:13:49 PM
eminem is a great fucking lyricist

stop trying to be cool
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: lophatrophazoa on December 08, 2006, 06:09:28 PM
eminem is a great fucking lyricist

stop trying to be cool


heres my funny song
heres my depressing song
heres my funny song
heres my depressing song
heres my funny song
heres my depressing song
heres my funny song
heres my depressing song

eminems career in a nut shell
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: bentmode on December 08, 2006, 08:55:17 PM
the only girl ive ever loved i have never been in a relationship with, and ive cried, not any cry like serious bawling, more than once.

i dont like going out in fear of seeing someone i know and having to have a conversation with them

my best freiend stole the girl listed above, ive had the oppurtunity to beat his ass but have never done so on account of the deep past. some times he comes up to me to say hi, when i could blow up at him i dont.

every day since the day my grandma died ive been digging my self a little deeper.

last night i recieved my first lap dance, i felt bad for the girl not because she was a stripper but because i have a harsh scab on my hand and she insisted i groped her tits.

ihave horrible anxiety and once when high almost gave myself a heart attack.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: j....soy..... on December 08, 2006, 10:20:51 PM
i'd rather post on message boards than write....
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Bklynbank on December 08, 2006, 11:03:11 PM
is it me or is jamie switch flip wallenburg seriously posting on slap now?

alot of friends say i have an asian girl fetish since ive been with two, i confess, i fetish asian girls

im scared to ollie down 4 stairs
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: jared... on December 09, 2006, 02:15:48 AM
I had a one night stand with a girl last night.  I was drunk and don't remember anything...

it's my younger brother's ex girlfriend...

I got a cool line on film today.

I'm highly allergic to ferrets, apparently.  fuck animals.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Alexactly on December 09, 2006, 03:25:49 AM
is it me or is jamie switch flip wallenburg seriously posting on slap now?

alot of friends say i have an asian girl fetish since ive been with two, i confess, i fetish asian girls

im scared to ollie down 4 stairs




I think it's time you confess your fear of coherence.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Duffy on December 09, 2006, 11:02:35 AM
I'm 16.

I have a passport for Italy, Germany, and France, but no drivers license.

Stoked on that.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: I eat meat on December 10, 2006, 10:29:46 AM
im scared of girls
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Meth and Hookers on December 10, 2006, 09:36:47 PM
i've got king kong in the trunk
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea on December 11, 2006, 04:02:21 AM
last night i recieved my first lap dance, i felt bad for the girl not because she was a stripper but because i have a harsh scab on my hand and she insisted i groped her tits.
Are you serious??? This just made me laugh soo hard...
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: syn on December 11, 2006, 05:40:58 PM
-I'm very nonconfrontational and this allows people to take advantage of me and I know it but don't do anything about it.
-I'm scared of getting in a fight but I always daydream about beating up people.



same here. I take alot of anger and store it inside rather than confronting the source of it, which is not such a good thing

-I don't have a definite group of friends that I can always count on and that I always hang out with. I tend to make friends with individuals rather than groups (because I can't stand the dynamics and other people within one). Yet at the same time, I'm rather envious of those that have a system like that set up

-I can't relate very well to skaters I meet, so I mainly skate by myself

-If theres someone I dislike skating at a park I'm at, it somehow affects the way I skate

-I pee in the shower all the time, even if I'm at someone else's house
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: lophatrophazoa on December 11, 2006, 05:42:45 PM
i dont have a cell phone cause i know no one will call it
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: halfjapanese on December 11, 2006, 06:21:22 PM
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-I'm very nonconfrontational and this allows people to take advantage of me and I know it but don't do anything about it.
-I'm scared of getting in a fight but I always daydream about beating up people.
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same here. I take alot of anger and store it inside rather than confronting the source of it, which is not such a good thing

-I don't have a definite group of friends that I can always count on and that I always hang out with. I tend to make friends with individuals rather than groups (because I can't stand the dynamics and other people within one). Yet at the same time, I'm rather envious of those that have a system like that set up

-I can't relate very well to skaters I meet, so I mainly skate by myself

-If theres someone I dislike skating at a park I'm at, it somehow affects the way I skate

-I pee in the shower all the time, even if I'm at someone else's house

oh man that is me
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Claude on December 11, 2006, 09:53:29 PM
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-I'm very nonconfrontational and this allows people to take advantage of me and I know it but don't do anything about it.
-I'm scared of getting in a fight but I always daydream about beating up people.
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same here. I take alot of anger and store it inside rather than confronting the source of it, which is not such a good thing

-I don't have a definite group of friends that I can always count on and that I always hang out with. I tend to make friends with individuals rather than groups (because I can't stand the dynamics and other people within one). Yet at the same time, I'm rather envious of those that have a system like that set up

-I can't relate very well to skaters I meet, so I mainly skate by myself

-If theres someone I dislike skating at a park I'm at, it somehow affects the way I skate



I have the same problem, especially the enzy one.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Brandon on December 12, 2006, 02:57:37 PM
- i'm 18 and only obtained my actual driving permit today.
- i go through phases of social detachment; for weeks at a time i thrive on solitude.
- i'm terrible with eye contact when talking to most people.
- i played soccer from age 6 until age 11, and after accidentally scoring a goal for the wrong team and having my self-esteem utterly shit on by former teammates for almost a year, my career in team sports was over forever.
- i seriously hate the concept and structure of modern schooling, but i have a 4.0 gpa anyway.
- i like to tell myself that moving away for college will change my life, but i know it probably won't.
- i feel outcast among even my closest friends nowadays.
- i like going to the local skatepark once in awhile so i can be reminded of how much i hate it.
- i see nothing wrong with brown cords nor vulcanized shoes.
- i know this might change as adulthood approaches, but babies seriously annoy the living shit out of me.
- dealing with females has become almost a chore.
- dystopian novels and stories fascinate me.  feeling hopeless is kind of comforting in a way.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: tim on December 13, 2006, 03:24:01 PM
I'm gay. No really, I have had a partner for over 10 years.

Anybody with half a brain who has been on the boards from the early days should have been able to figure it out by the way I ridiculed people for resorting to calling people "fags" as a put-down. It should have especially been evident when I ripped into Beans for saying he didn't see a problem with killing gays.

I am out to my friends and family and they are supportive. I guess I am pretty much out completely now...

...just don't expect me to start using hair gel and dress any differently.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: mbl88 on December 13, 2006, 03:29:45 PM
so to be a moderator you either have to be gay or vegan
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Guile on December 13, 2006, 03:31:12 PM
I'm gay. No really, I have had a partner for over 10 years.

Anybody with half a brain who has been on the boards from the early days should have been able to figure it out by the way I ridiculed people for resorting to calling people "fags" as a put-down. It should have especially been evident when I ripped into Beans for saying he didn't see a problem with killing gays.

I am out to my friends and family and they are supportive. I guess I am pretty much out completely now...

...just don't expect me to start using hair gel and dress any differently.


thats some hard shit to come out with man, congrats on not being a coward and being held down by what everyone else is gonna think. i have 2 friends from when i was a kid who are both gay, know eachother, and dont know the other one is gay because they are scared of what everyone will think of them. whenever its brought up (which is rare because i really dont give a shit, as long as they keep skating) i get kind of mad that everyones gotta be that harsh about an issue that shouldnt be an issue and they explain how hard it is emotionally to hide it but its even harder to try and tell someone about it. i wish everyone would stop acting like its some sort of fucked up disease and just get over it. hell it should be good news, it means its one less person whos going to try and nail your girlfriend while youre out of town.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: tim on December 13, 2006, 03:43:32 PM
no you either need to be a vegan or a gay vegetarian to be a moderator
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: isaac on December 13, 2006, 04:35:48 PM
Beans was a fag, but not in the good way.

Tim's a good person and will always get a hug from me whenever I see him.

I'm not gay or a vegan/vegetarian but I'm a moderator. Not sure about Monster Network, but I'm pretty sure he has a longtime girlfriend/wife.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: halfjapanese on December 13, 2006, 06:34:34 PM
i'm sure tim approves of your use of the word 'fag' as a put down
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: tim on December 13, 2006, 06:43:31 PM
no, beans was a fag

I've got nothing but respect for Isaac.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: j....soy..... on December 13, 2006, 06:49:38 PM
the appleyard thread made me remember this....he 'yeah'd me in the summer when I landed something and I felt good inside...
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: isaac on December 13, 2006, 07:48:18 PM
glad you took it the right way Tim. i know my humor can rub you the wrong way sometimes. hell, it rubs most people the wrong way.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: eight oh eight on December 13, 2006, 07:57:14 PM
tim, you still working at PC magazine?
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: halfjapanese on December 13, 2006, 07:57:33 PM
no, beans was a fag

I've got nothing but respect for Isaac.
likening beans to a fag is obviously a negative statement
a fag is a homosexual
so being a homosexual is negative?
thats my logic
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: tim on December 13, 2006, 08:24:43 PM
Isaac, I don't recall ever taking offense to your sense of humor.

eigh oh eight, I never worked at a PC magazine, had an interview at MacWorld and almost had it in the bag, but I think I ultimately asked for too much money. Been working here for a year and a half doing shirt design. http://www.cinderblock.com

halfjapanese, not sure if I could ever explain it...   actually it is very rare that I will use the word "fag" in writing or speach. I will, however, use the word "gay" in describing something that is stereotypically gay. I frequently make jokes me being gay or other gays, but more in a way of stating something that everyone is thinking anyway.

I see nothing negative about being gay other than having to put up with societies misconceptions and anymosity towards gays.
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Post by: j....soy..... on December 13, 2006, 10:42:52 PM
i use 'gay' in a grade 6 kind of way....veg's is gonna chime in any moment....
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Commercial D on December 14, 2006, 04:55:52 PM
I'm a rageaholic. Not the type that gets mad at his skateboard, but when I feel like I'm the victim of abuse of power I go into savage tirades. My friend and I went to buy a bottle of booze and we got ID'd, even though I'm almost 30. (Drinking age where I live is 18.) I didn't have my ID (walked to the store) and I felt like I was being unfairly fucked with by the employees of the government liquor store (monopoly on hard liquor sales here) so I spazzed and called the guy a "communist scumbag" and went off about how important I was. The liquor authority showed the footage (with audio) to my boss and I got fired, exactly two weeks before Christmas.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: sebastian toombs on December 14, 2006, 06:05:21 PM
how did they find your boss?  did you mention it while telling them how important you are?
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Post by: donnie_murdo on December 14, 2006, 06:13:45 PM
Christ my boss would have wet his pants laughing and i'd have never lived it down, my job would have probably been safe jsut so they could make fun of me everyday
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Post by: gub on December 14, 2006, 06:46:09 PM
honestly i have to confess that I don't understand how any animal could be cuter or better than my cat, in any way
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Post by: Blue Fescue on December 14, 2006, 07:55:51 PM
that is one true confession
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Post by: tamponboy on December 15, 2006, 04:36:08 AM
i have to confess that i just took a dump on all your faces. how do ya like dem apples...?
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Post by: plastic bench nerd on December 15, 2006, 08:29:57 AM
i have to confess that i just took a dump on all your faces. how do ya like dem apples...?

you can shit out a whole apple? im impressed!
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: realitycontrol on December 16, 2006, 01:51:34 AM
I'm a rageaholic. Not the type that gets mad at his skateboard, but when I feel like I'm the victim of abuse of power I go into savage tirades. My friend and I went to buy a bottle of booze and we got ID'd, even though I'm almost 30. (Drinking age where I live is 18.) I didn't have my ID (walked to the store) and I felt like I was being unfairly fucked with by the employees of the government liquor store (monopoly on hard liquor sales here) so I spazzed and called the guy a "communist scumbag" and went off about how important I was. The liquor authority showed the footage (with audio) to my boss and I got fired, exactly two weeks before Christmas.


man, i would've been so stoked if someone carded me when i was thirty. seriously. i'm 23 and usually people dont card me, and that kind of pisses me off considering i'm in the US and the legal drinking age is 21. i guess i just look like an old ass/ugly bastard.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: tonycoxhox on December 16, 2006, 04:08:12 AM
Some times old people look attractive, and some times kind of ugly people turn people on. It's nothing to worry about. Actually, looks dont even matter.


 Around 6 years ago I told this girl she looks like a man and she said something to me that I dont remember, and I started to cry. My friends laughed at me so I told them I got kicked in the balls and they even laughed harder because they knew I was lying.

 I want to get out of Japan and smoke pot and go to partys and make better friends in Canada. I dont know what im going to do here for 10 more months.

 I suck at both Japanese and English. Its embarissing telling people ive been in Japan for 14 years after they see me write Japanese.

Sometimes being on these messege boards seem lame and loser-ish but I dont really have anyhting else to do.

 I only skate for around 30 minuts when I go out skating these days and I hardly ever need new shoes. Its quite sad because one year ago I used to skate so much and have fun.

 I just wrote a boring post.


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Post by: overdoso on December 16, 2006, 04:42:09 AM

 I suck at both Japanese and English. Its embarissing telling people ive been in Japan for 14 years after they see me write Japanese.






not to make you feel worse about this, but i heard japanese is fairly 'easy' to learn, especially compared to other asian languages like Chinese. any truth in that?

errr sometimes i like to pretend to be a Pip.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: tonycoxhox on December 16, 2006, 05:23:51 AM
No, some people say its the hardest. I think its just opinionated. There are these characters called kanji and there are so many of them, maybe like 10000 of them or somehting.
 

Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Lakai or die on December 16, 2006, 06:15:45 AM
I really wish I could live in japan
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: overdoso on December 16, 2006, 06:25:05 AM
No, some people say its the hardest. I think its just opinionated. There are these characters called kanji and there are so many of them, maybe like 10000 of them or somehting.

 

 - I know how to jack off any where in public, secretly. I know, its sad.
yeah but i mean the grammar and stuff is as easy as it can be right? seems like it cant be (all) opinionated.

me pretending to be a Pip is nothing compared to your confession thats for sure....
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: tonycoxhox on December 16, 2006, 07:22:47 AM
Haha.....

 But the grammar is actually pretty hard. I heared its harder than english. I dont know.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: eight oh eight on December 16, 2006, 10:39:55 AM
I really wish I could live in japan
Same here, although from personal experience it can suck if you're a foreigner.  Can't imagine how the situation there is gonna be now that nationalism is getting more focus.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea on December 16, 2006, 12:48:53 PM
Haha.....

 But the grammar is actually pretty hard. I heared its harder than english. I dont know.
English really isnīt that hard though..
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: OttoMaddox on December 16, 2006, 02:48:37 PM
It is almost impossible for a non-native to become fluent in Japanese because there are strange politeness protocols that are extremely intricate and impossible to grasp.  You have to address everybody based on their status and it is easy to be rude by accident.  People who say that learning Japanese is easy probably don't know how to speak it. 
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: eight oh eight on December 16, 2006, 05:22:33 PM
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English really isnīt that hard though..
if you come from a country where the majority language spoken is roman derived, then sure, it really isn't that hard.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea on December 16, 2006, 06:09:35 PM
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if you come from a country where the majority language spoken is roman derived, then sure, it really isn't that hard.
Not quite sure if german is roman derived. But maybe it is. I think french would for example still be harder to learn.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Duffy on December 16, 2006, 09:45:19 PM
I attract only creep-asses. Seriously, the only girls that end up liking me are creeps.

Case in point:

Girl I used to be friends with (we liked each other but it was in like 4th grade) - near suicide attempt.
First girlfriend - became suicidal when i couldnt talk because i was with friends and she was in ohio.
Girl i almost went out with - calls drunk, singing Hellogoodbye to me, saying she wants to go out with me...which is kinda cool till i found out she called two of my friends saying the same. that and shes in love with a guy she dumped 6 months ago, and thats kinda annoying
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: lophatrophazoa on December 16, 2006, 10:38:03 PM
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 But the grammar is actually pretty hard. I heared its harder than english. I dont know.
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English really isnīt that hard though..
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if you come from a country where the majority language spoken is roman derived, then sure, it really isn't that hard.
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Not quite sure if german is roman derived. But maybe it is. I think french would for example still be harder to learn.

english is germanic, same with german (big surprise). french, spanish .... those are latin. i heard english was hard to learn because of all the new words that come out and all the shortnings of words
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Commercial D on December 16, 2006, 11:00:04 PM
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Haha.....

 But the grammar is actually pretty hard. I heared its harder than english. I dont know.
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English really isnīt that hard though..
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if you come from a country where the majority language spoken is roman derived, then sure, it really isn't that hard.
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Not quite sure if german is roman derived. But maybe it is. I think french would for example still be harder to learn.
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english is germanic, same with german (big surprise). french, spanish .... those are latin. i heard english was hard to learn because of all the new words that come out and all the shortnings of words

Despite its Germanic (Anglo-Saxon) roots, English vocabulary is etymologically around 2/3 French.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: plastic bench nerd on December 16, 2006, 11:53:06 PM
I attract only creep-asses. Seriously, the only girls that end up liking me are creeps.

Case in point:

Girl I used to be friends with (we liked each other but it was in like 4th grade) - near suicide attempt.
First girlfriend - became suicidal when i couldnt talk because i was with friends and she was in ohio.
Girl i almost went out with - calls drunk, singing Hellogoodbye to me, saying she wants to go out with me...which is kinda cool till i found out she called two of my friends saying the same. that and shes in love with a guy she dumped 6 months ago, and thats kinda annoying

thats just rekationships these days, or maybe we both have the same problem. never went out with a girl that was still in love with there ex though, as far as i know at least.


women.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: tonycoxhox on December 17, 2006, 12:54:45 AM
- I think some of hellogoodbye songs are cute and awesome.

- I jacked off in public around 5 years ago.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: nice weather on December 17, 2006, 02:37:33 AM
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Haha.....

 But the grammar is actually pretty hard. I heared its harder than english. I dont know.
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English really isnīt that hard though..
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if you come from a country where the majority language spoken is roman derived, then sure, it really isn't that hard.
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Not quite sure if german is roman derived. But maybe it is. I think french would for example still be harder to learn.
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english is germanic, same with german (big surprise). french, spanish .... those are latin. i heard english was hard to learn because of all the new words that come out and all the shortnings of words
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Despite its Germanic (Anglo-Saxon) roots, English vocabulary is etymologically around 2/3 French.
...and english has the largest vocabulary of all languages.
I'm learning chinese right now, would've been japanese, but they didn't offer that. The basic grammar is actually pretty easy, but intonation, politeness shit and all further grammar are getting real hard...
Plus you need around 8000 signs for proper daily use of the language. I've got 150 down and already start mixing them up. Well, at least the funny behavior of the chinese woman who teaches cheers me up everytime. She really can't handle sarcasm it seems...
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: iheardherassholeslikethisbig on December 17, 2006, 02:42:36 AM
this is gonna sound bad but when i meet new people i cant look them in the eyes at all or if im talkin to teacher i cant either and i have all there weird nervous habits
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: nice weather on December 17, 2006, 02:43:17 AM
Oh, and I found out people weren't trying to fool when saying I pissed into some clubs sink while a bunch of people were watching....
Hopefully that is the only story that turns out to be true....
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Duffy on December 17, 2006, 06:01:33 AM
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I attract only creep-asses. Seriously, the only girls that end up liking me are creeps.

Case in point:

Girl I used to be friends with (we liked each other but it was in like 4th grade) - near suicide attempt.
First girlfriend - became suicidal when i couldnt talk because i was with friends and she was in ohio.
Girl i almost went out with - calls drunk, singing Hellogoodbye to me, saying she wants to go out with me...which is kinda cool till i found out she called two of my friends saying the same. that and shes in love with a guy she dumped 6 months ago, and thats kinda annoying
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thats just rekationships these days, or maybe we both have the same problem. never went out with a girl that was still in love with there ex though, as far as i know at least.


women.

Forgot to mention one thing:
the girl who was/is still in love with her ex:
her ex = my best friend (in a way...havent seen the kid in forever)
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: sheffledge on December 17, 2006, 06:09:31 AM
i really like the johnny cash song in andre genovisis part

i will really marry QUEEN MERKS and make sheffbabies with her

but i will NEVER share my mommas fried chicken, catfish, or macaroni and cheese recipes with her

EVER
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Guile on December 17, 2006, 10:36:14 AM
there is no way you are actually black dude. you seem to be pushing way too hard at a stereo type.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: thebeautysupply on December 17, 2006, 10:49:25 AM
I don't mind it when pro skateboarders are outspoken about their religion.  There's a part of me that gets bummed because i know they will be criticized for it, and sometimes they may sound preachy/cheesy, but overall i respect it.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: uruquay on December 17, 2006, 11:25:54 AM
there is no way you are actually black dude. you seem to be pushing way too hard at a stereo type.
stereotypes can hold more truth than you'd expect.  a lot of black folks do eat fried chicken, catfish, and mac and cheese.  though, it's more of a southern thing than racial and more traditional than stereotypical.  you're a jackass either way for trying to call someone out on it, especially when living in america.  you imbibe and reflect both every day whether you notice it or not.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: bentmode on December 17, 2006, 12:04:43 PM
i really like the johnny cash song in andre genovisis part

i will really marry QUEEN MERKS and make sheffbabies with her

but i will NEVER share my mommas fried chicken, catfish, or macaroni and cheese recipes with her

EVER

hows about you give that catfish recipe to me.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: norm on December 17, 2006, 02:04:04 PM
I act modest but deep down I know im the fuckin shit.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: jared... on December 17, 2006, 10:08:32 PM
I act modest but deep down I know im the fuckin shit.

that's me.  totally.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: goldenyears on December 17, 2006, 10:52:21 PM
that makes three of us motherfucker!
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: tonycoxhox on December 18, 2006, 12:01:48 AM
You 3 are not the shit. You guys are just normal.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: stankbox on December 18, 2006, 11:03:28 AM
-im a pothead, which in that case i have lost motivation.
-i dont film as much as i should
-lurkspot.com should be out, but its not.
-im broke because of marijuana.
-being single for the first time since 4 years ago is pretty sick.
-i want to put out a video soon.
-no one ever wants to skate with me, even though i do have a camera, and i can 'hang'
-i think college is not for me anymore.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: E.l.G on December 18, 2006, 05:12:42 PM
-no one ever wants to skate with me, even though i do have a camera, and i can 'hang'

I wonder why.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: uruquay on December 18, 2006, 05:50:42 PM
i'm kind of obsessed with the "paranormal".
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: china white on December 18, 2006, 05:58:10 PM
you're kind of absessed with being a fucking prick and thinking you can judge others for ltheir past mistakes that they have corrected. Unless you were just being a wiseass and making a joke in that other thread, in which case its cool, I understand and didn't mean to overreact or get at you.  I hope that''s the case.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: zach on December 18, 2006, 06:27:48 PM
i hate making eye contact with anyone.  doesnt matter how long ive known you, if we're having a conversation, im most likely looking around at shit while im talking to you.

i hate being a smoker

i usually feel inadequate. 

i dont really like attention.

i love skateboarding but hate the drama that comes with it.

i talk shit a lot, but never with an intent to hurt anyones feelings or make myself feel better.  usually just for a cheap laugh.

sometimes i still think "i could do that" when watching a skate video, then immediatly want to punch myself for thinking it.

if you smell a fart and im somewhere near..... it was me.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Duffy on December 18, 2006, 07:12:21 PM
i talk shit a lot, but never with an intent to hurt anyones feelings or make myself feel better.  usually just for a cheap laugh.

sometimes i still think "i could do that" when watching a skate video, then immediatly want to punch myself for thinking it.

YES
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: grimcity on December 18, 2006, 07:25:31 PM
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stereotypes can hold more truth than you'd expect.  a lot of black folks do eat fried chicken, catfish, and mac and cheese.  though, it's more of a southern thing than racial and more traditional than stereotypical.  you're a jackass either way for trying to call someone out on it, especially when living in america.  you imbibe and reflect both every day whether you notice it or not.
Good call on the 'southern thing' comment... I'm in the deep south, and fried chicken, catfish and mac n' cheese are staple foods. Just to knock the racial stereotypes, watermelon and cracklins are enjoyed by myself and lots of other fairer-skinned people down here, too... I can't say I know of any food that could honestly be used to characterize a specific race down here.

On topic:
- I can't listen to an acoustic guitar being played if I can hear the musician's fingers sliding on the strings, nor can I touch guitar strings (the bigger ones with the ribbed texture).
- Related to that, I can't touch certain types of nylon. The feel and sound of it rubbing against itself send a shiver down my spine.
- I've developed a great deal of animousity towards the institution of Christianity, as well as religion and pseudo-spiritualism in general.
- When I was in third grade, I shot and killed a Cardinal, and felt extremely horrible about it. I never used a gun to kill an animal again, but became a pretty decent target shooter.

-Last one:
     The last time I took acid (nearly a decade ago) was at a little get together that my girlfriend and I had at our apartment. We weren't heavy trippers, once every three or four months max. We had invited about three others over for an evening of a hit-and-a-half each, some weed, some blonde Lebanese hash, some boxed wine, some sci fi movies, some huge soap bubbles (try it, it's fun as shit), and some friendly conversation. For several hours, we had an incredibly great time... our invited guests decided that they were going to walk over to the bar strip (we lived in the middle of downtown) which was cool, because me and m'lady were hinting to each other that we were feeling a bit frisky. Our friends left, and my girl and I were both set to have one more glass of wine each and have a little fun with each other.

No sooner had I poured our wine, I heard a knock at the back door of our apartment. Of no vital importance: the front door of our apartment faced downtown, facing the public... we never answered that door when we were having get togethers (we weren't ever worried about cops, because we always had very quiet and small events... usually we were worried that it might be visits from our friendly but very "morally upstanding" landlord or someone from work who might be walking around downtown). I didn't like being seen while I was tripping by people that might see acid as something worse than it is, if that makes any sense. The backdoor was usually used by one of our dozen-or-so neighbors, or by friends who just knew which door to knock on, so I answered it without hesitation.

When I answered the door, I greeted one of my neighbors, a hard working and really nice single mom with three kids, who lived in a duplex behind our apartment. She was visibly upset, and I think I might have "read" her as more upset than she was because I was starting to peak.

Three weeks prior, she had bought three cute little baby ducklings and one energetic puppy for her sons (a 12, 8, and 4 year old that I adored and treated like little brothers). It turns out that the puppy had gotten out of the duplex and had managed to work its way into the flimsy cage that she kept the ducklings in. She managed to get the puppy out of the cage and back into her place, but when she saw blood on her hands, she panic'd and rushed over to our apartment to see if I could look at the ducks because she was afraid to peer into the cage (she had a really frail constitution, and couldn't bring herself to shine a flashlight into the cage to see what condition the ducks were in). She had the flashlight in her hand, so I took it while my girl talked to her to help soothe her.

I walked over to the duplex with a bad twist in my gut... I was hitting my peak, and wanted to sober myself up but I couldn't. I remember being bummed because I always took great measures to make sure that whenever I took acid, I was always surrounded by fun shit to do and watch... no surprises, just a good healthy trip out of my gourd.

Anyway, I got to the cage and flashed the light inside... one of the ducklings was perfectly fine (and spazzing out) and one of the ducklings was slightly injured, with little gashes on his head some injuries to his breast. The last one though... the last one was seriously fucked up. He was covered in blood; unable to move anything but a wing and his bill, and his neck was wrenched in a very unnatural way.

Bummed as all fuck and at this point completely tripping balls, I yelled out to the mom that one of the ducks needed to be euthanised... she replied back instantly, asking me if I could do it.

Being the only guy in the vicinity (and the guy that had to assess the situation), I sort of knew that I'd have to do it.  I gently picked up the little guy and walked towards a certain street lamp that would give me some light as well as get me out of the view of the mom or any of her kids in case they woke up and came outside. Under the light I could see that the poor little thing had vertebrae coming out of his neck, and in even more detail I could see him struggling to move the little bits that he still had control of. Now, I'm from and in the south, but I didn't grow up on a farm or anything, so I did the best I could.

Still being gentle, I cradled the duck's breast, tucking my hand underneath him the same way a dude would hold a football if he were going for a touchdown. With my other hand, I arched my wrist back so that the duck's head was in my palm, it's bill just touching the underside of my wrist. With a firm grip, I twisted both of my arms as quickly and as powerfully as I could, breaking his neck with such force that it completely severed and left me with a slightly writhing body clutched under my left arm, and a little duck's head strongly clutched in my right hand... the neck hung from below my grip with muscles splayed and wet.

I rushed over to a nearby line of garbage cans, opened one with the hand holding the duck's head, and placed both portions of him into a cereal box that was sitting on top of one of the bags. I shut the garbage lid, went back to my apartment, walked passed the mom and my girl, took a shower, and never took acid again.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: sergio on December 18, 2006, 07:28:12 PM
what are cracklins?
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Lakai or die on December 18, 2006, 07:46:48 PM
I was actually really intrigued by that story, and I don't really know why. Good confession though.

Anyway...

I consider myself a Christian, but I can't help but think it's all a big fucking lie. Even harder, my girlfriend is really religious, and her talking about religion, etc... just completely irks me now. I don't like thinking that it's just some huge scheme, but it all lines up to be. I'm sure I'll come around one day.

I work way too much, but love the money. I hate that I love money, but whatever.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: grimcity on December 18, 2006, 07:48:12 PM
what are cracklins?
Deep fried pork skins.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: sergio on December 18, 2006, 07:58:19 PM
in colombia we have something similar called chicharron. i could go for some right now
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: eight oh eight on December 18, 2006, 08:12:30 PM
likewise in the philippines.  just gotta add some vinegar.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: kr3w on December 18, 2006, 09:00:38 PM
i own zero anthology
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: sergio on December 18, 2006, 09:11:50 PM
i own zero anthology

i do to. early x-mas gift from a cousin. i couldnt refuse.

the real confession is...

did you buy yours
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: tim on December 18, 2006, 10:17:36 PM
so what.

tired of the whole "hating zero is cool" bullshit.

they have put out some fucking classic videos, I want it.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: sergio on December 18, 2006, 11:16:41 PM
i'll give you curb dogs vol 1 & 2 instead. kevin staab guest stars. any dave vanderspeck footage would beat chris cole any day. legends never die


edit. just kidding man. i actually brought those two videos at tower records. at clearance prices i couldn't refuse. i saw them both last night for the first time & regret i ever purchased them.

edit dos. both curb dogs videos that is
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: tonycoxhox on December 19, 2006, 12:24:42 AM
Goddamn, you are a fucking retard.  That was easily the most worthless post you've done.  And believe me, there are quite a few.  If you're gonna be worthless, at least attempt to be funny.



 Im really sorry.

Confession: Im sometimes a fucking retard.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: kr3w on December 19, 2006, 08:44:31 AM
same early christmas present
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: jared... on December 19, 2006, 12:03:34 PM
I swear to god, I had a dream last night that there was some sort of slap reunion at hell ditch (a famous ditch in tulsa where I live) and all the slap head were there...and sk8 arab was an actual arab with a turbin and all that shit.  and no was was skateboarding except for me and my friends.  everyone else was making out with eachother.  and then the cops came.  and then, i woke up crying.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: tonycoxhox on December 20, 2006, 01:51:15 AM
Seems like you spend your time on Slap too much jared.. Nothing wrong with that though.


 -I can't express myself with words because im too fucking stupid.

-I feel that we are practically all the same. We are all living just to kill time and no matter how creative or talented you think you are, there is probably some one just like you.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: cold budweisers on December 20, 2006, 01:53:47 AM
i can't express myself because i don't have an artistic outlet that is as advanced as my brain emotions
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: tonycoxhox on December 20, 2006, 02:07:03 AM
I dont believe skateboarding is art.

I believe music is art though. And other things.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: cold budweisers on December 20, 2006, 02:54:21 AM
i don't believe anything is art
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: tonycoxhox on December 20, 2006, 03:00:53 AM
Thats an interesting thought.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: uruquay on December 20, 2006, 03:17:09 AM
allright guys i'm going to work now.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Jackers on December 20, 2006, 03:21:10 AM
allright guy I just got off work,


and 'time posted' is the exact time here.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Guile on December 20, 2006, 04:47:57 PM
ive opened almost all of my christmas presents already.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Anita Cig on December 20, 2006, 05:43:26 PM
One of the best tricks I've ever landed was a varial flip down a five stair when I was thirteen.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: sergio on December 20, 2006, 05:46:39 PM
One of the best tricks I've ever landed was a varial flip down a five stair when I was thirteen.

thats no confession
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: jared... on December 21, 2006, 01:00:54 PM
the best trick I've ever filmed was on a park rail...

actually, I've got a fair amount of incredibly decent-mediocre line footage and wierd spot stuff...
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: uruquay on December 21, 2006, 03:40:20 PM
you're kind of absessed with being a fucking prick and thinking you can judge others for ltheir past mistakes that they have corrected. Unless you were just being a wiseass and making a joke in that other thread, in which case its cool, I understand and didn't mean to overreact or get at you.  I hope that''s the case.
no i was serious my dad's a cop so i hate users like you! of course i was kidding, china.  of course.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: kev on December 21, 2006, 07:18:40 PM
I haven't gone street skating since the new skatepark opened in October.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: china white on December 22, 2006, 10:41:08 AM
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you're kind of absessed with being a fucking prick and thinking you can judge others for ltheir past mistakes that they have corrected. Unless you were just being a wiseass and making a joke in that other thread, in which case its cool, I understand and didn't mean to overreact or get at you.  I hope that''s the case.
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no i was serious my dad's a cop so i hate users like you! of course i was kidding, china.  of course.

sorry, dude. having gone through some rough times and bumping into some pretty judgemental people along the way, it's something that I am sensative to. my bad.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: supermoonunit on December 23, 2006, 09:10:43 PM
Weed makes me depressed and gives me anxiety but I can't stop, not like an addiction, I just don't choose to stop even though personally it fucks me up.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: tonycoxhox on December 23, 2006, 09:16:50 PM
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Weed makes me depressed and gives me anxiety but I can't stop, not like an addiction, I just don't choose to stop even though personally it fucks me up.
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 Switch over to beer and cigars.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: supermoonunit on December 23, 2006, 10:34:36 PM
i have asthma so tobbacco isnt too good for me but ive been hoping to start drinking with friends and becomming social more often       
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: damian on December 23, 2006, 10:40:38 PM
pussies.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: damian on December 23, 2006, 10:41:20 PM
no. definitely pussies.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: j....soy..... on December 23, 2006, 11:04:11 PM
right now...if I can't ollie up it...I won't ollie off it....
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: jrock on December 23, 2006, 11:22:12 PM
i hear you on that one...
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Bill on December 24, 2006, 01:46:09 AM
In six+ years of skating, the biggest stair set I've ever ollied is 5.  And that was once.  Right now, I'm scared to ollie anything more than 3 steps.

I've been using the same board for 6 months.

In the past two years, I've had maybe 4 good days of skating where I actually try. Two of them have been in the past week.

I'd rather skate the local park than go street skating.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Sand Nigga on December 24, 2006, 02:03:54 AM
YO NO WONDA YOU ALWAY SIPPIN DAT HATERADE N YOU SO BITTA BOUT ERRY THANG YOOZ A SKURRED AZZ LIL NURD NIGGA YOU OTTA JUS TAKE DA TRUX OFFA YO BOARD N UZE YO DECK AZ A BIG AZZ DILDO FORGET ABOUT TRYIN TA RIDE DAT SHIT YA PUZZY AZZ PHAGGOT YOU AINT KUT OUT TA BE NO SKATER DOOD
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: quit on December 24, 2006, 03:45:11 AM
Damn...sand nigga...this is one of those cases that concepts are better left as that...concepts...I look at the name and avatar and grin...but the words that come from it??  In my dreams I see the name sand nigga...with a picture of an Arab fellow....but nothing else...no all caps...nothing else...just a mind blowing flash of genius.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: jared... on December 24, 2006, 01:18:45 PM
I'm currently dating 4 girls at once.  I feel really guilty about it, they all know eachother and have no idea.  it's fucked up.

last night I learned front board nollie backside 270 thingies out on boxes at the park.  it's the funnest trick I've ever done in my life.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: biggums mcgee on December 24, 2006, 01:37:23 PM
I'm currently dating 4 girls at once.  I feel really guilty about it, they all know eachother and have no idea. 

It's all downhill from here my friend
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: halfjapanese on December 24, 2006, 01:53:19 PM
I'm currently dating 4 girls at once.  I feel really guilty about it, they all know eachother and have no idea.  it's fucked up.

last night I learned front board nollie backside 270 thingies out on boxes at the park.  it's the funnest trick I've ever done in my life.
would anything out of a front board really be nollie?
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Sand Nigga on December 24, 2006, 02:02:15 PM
Damn...sand nigga...this is one of those cases that concepts are better left as that...concepts...I look at the name and avatar and grin...but the words that come from it??  In my dreams I see the name sand nigga...with a picture of an Arab fellow....but nothing else...no all caps...nothing else...just a mind blowing flash of genius.
YO DOOD WHUT YOU TRYINA SAY? YOU BE HAVIN DREAMZ WID ME IN EM? LEMME GESS DUZ MAH PHAT DICK HAPPEN TA END UP IN YO AZZ?
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: jared... on December 24, 2006, 02:38:54 PM
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I'm currently dating 4 girls at once.  I feel really guilty about it, they all know eachother and have no idea.  it's fucked up.

last night I learned front board nollie backside 270 thingies out on boxes at the park.  it's the funnest trick I've ever done in my life.
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would anything out of a front board really be nollie?

yes, if you're front boardsliding a box and popping off the nose.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Bill on December 24, 2006, 04:14:30 PM
last night I learned front board nollie backside 270 thingies out on boxes at the park.  it's the funnest trick I've ever done in my life.

Gazelle.  I've been trying to learn that trick but I can't seem to figure out how to pop it.  I can do frontboards to switch krook, so it kinda the same, just more of a spin.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: halfjapanese on December 24, 2006, 04:48:17 PM
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I'm currently dating 4 girls at once.  I feel really guilty about it, they all know eachother and have no idea.  it's fucked up.

last night I learned front board nollie backside 270 thingies out on boxes at the park.  it's the funnest trick I've ever done in my life.
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would anything out of a front board really be nollie?
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yes, if you're front boardsliding a box and popping off the nose.
no, i still wouldn't call that a nollie
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: bentmode on December 24, 2006, 05:28:58 PM
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I'm currently dating 4 girls at once.  I feel really guilty about it, they all know eachother and have no idea.  it's fucked up.

last night I learned front board nollie backside 270 thingies out on boxes at the park.  it's the funnest trick I've ever done in my life.
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would anything out of a front board really be nollie?
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yes, if you're front boardsliding a box and popping off the nose.
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no, i still wouldn't call that a nollie

right because as bill said its called a gazelle.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: jared... on December 24, 2006, 06:04:09 PM
either way, you pop off of the nose...I've never heard of the gazelle, and was using common sense to figure out how to explain it.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: halfjapanese on December 24, 2006, 06:23:09 PM
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I'm currently dating 4 girls at once.  I feel really guilty about it, they all know eachother and have no idea.  it's fucked up.

last night I learned front board nollie backside 270 thingies out on boxes at the park.  it's the funnest trick I've ever done in my life.
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would anything out of a front board really be nollie?
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yes, if you're front boardsliding a box and popping off the nose.
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no, i still wouldn't call that a nollie
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right because as bill said its called a gazelle.
no, i still wouldn't call that a nollie
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: jared... on December 24, 2006, 06:38:18 PM
what would you call it if I popped a nollie flip out of a front board on a box?  either one is right.  this argument is stupid.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: WORDLIFE on December 24, 2006, 08:17:57 PM
one of the mods should delete all the bullshit talk in here and make it a legit topic again, this is one of the best ones thats been on here in so long.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: yeah dude! on December 24, 2006, 08:52:12 PM
I'm currently dating 4 girls at once.  I feel really guilty about it, they all know eachother and have no idea.  it's fucked up.

John Tucker?
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: jared... on December 24, 2006, 10:02:45 PM
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I'm currently dating 4 girls at once.  I feel really guilty about it, they all know eachother and have no idea.  it's fucked up.
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John Tucker?

basically.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: God on December 25, 2006, 11:57:27 AM
I figured I'd pop in.

- I miss the old Slap days when everyone hated me because I was such an asshat. It gave me something to do. Slap had more interesting content back then too.
- Being a lesbian really ISN'T what it's cracked up to be.
- Because of said confession, I have the worst time with the preferred gender, due the fact the most girls are pieces of shit without a fucking backbone, and I'm ashamed to share the same gender as these dumbfucks.
- Sometimes I wish I was a guy so everything would be easier, and well, I wonder what it would be like to rape someone.
- I've done a complete 180 on myself in the past year, and I don't know if it's for the better.
- Political and religious discussions really fucking annoy me, and I hate people whose lives are revolved around that shit.
- I said I would quit smoking cigs, but I have yet to make any real effort.
- I actually like smoking cigs, and I'm surprised I haven't started earlier.
- I know I'll regret that last statement when I get some sort of cancer.
- I know everything one needs to know about guitars and guitar-related gear, but I can't play for shit.
- I don't skate anymore, and I haven't had a serious skate session in two years. I can barely ollie now.
- I like working at my fast food place of employment.
- Because of that, I lead a very unhealthy lifestyle, but I've never felt better in my life.
- Smoking weed has lost my interest, and I'm getting annoyed with half of my friends' blind and shallow obsessions with drugs.
- I fingered a girl in a church.
- I'm heavily debating on whether or not to fuck this sub-white trash girl.
- I've enlisted in the military to get away from where I live. I'm actually excited about it, and I want to go to Iraq to see what's going on. I ship out for basic a few weeks after I graduate.
- I'm fully aware of the "Don't ask, don't tell" rule, and I think it's complete bullshit.
- I didn't know I'd "confess" this much.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: jared... on December 25, 2006, 04:34:52 PM
confession...God, you just made my pussy wet. 
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: mikefork on December 25, 2006, 04:49:41 PM
i have a balance board in my hosue and i can do all that dorky stuff(suvs both ways, 360 shuvs, pivots both ways, 360 pivots both ways, shuv reverts both ways, bigspins eiher way, ollies, hang tens, etc) without touching but i can't do manual tricks to save my life. i always mess up right when my front/back two wheels first hit
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: halfjapanese on December 25, 2006, 08:35:35 PM
what would you call it if I popped a nollie flip out of a front board on a box?  either one is right.  this argument is stupid.
i dont think youd pop a nollie flip out of a front board on a box
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Lakai or die on December 25, 2006, 08:41:09 PM
hate to tack on to this, but you would definitely be popping nollie, really no doubt about it.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: jared... on December 26, 2006, 09:04:00 AM
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what would you call it if I popped a nollie flip out of a front board on a box?  either one is right.  this argument is stupid.
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i dont think youd pop a nollie flip out of a front board on a box

well you don't know shit.  that seems like a dumb trick anyways, i was trying to give you a more obvious example of me being right and you wrong.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: mikefork on December 26, 2006, 10:02:33 AM
i can't swim. i taught myself how to do it six years ago but after that summer i didn't swim until last summer and i couldn't do it. i drowned three times in a half hour so i said fuck it
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Falco on December 30, 2006, 07:58:20 AM
Der Mensch, der mir am nächsten ist, bin ich, ich bin ein Egoist.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: nice weather on December 30, 2006, 09:09:35 AM
Confession: I tried the tanning lotion that my exgirlfriend gave me.
(http://www.leehotti.com/images/originals/1/287089267_l.jpg)
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: goldenyears on December 30, 2006, 10:05:02 PM

- I fingered a girl in a church.


I'ma have to say that THATS GANGSTA
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Duffy on December 30, 2006, 10:11:16 PM
I am a horrible skateboarder, and I honestly could not give a fuck.

Edit:

I miss Meth and Hookers.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: iheardherassholeslikethisbig on December 31, 2006, 02:16:21 AM
i have bad sleeping problems
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: stagefright on December 31, 2006, 02:27:22 AM
i dont know which 'stance' i really skate. cant do street goofy beyond basic things and cant do transition/anything to do with turning regular stance at all.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Alexactly on December 31, 2006, 02:27:52 AM
IM LAUGHING LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER RITENOW!!!
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: iheardherassholeslikethisbig on December 31, 2006, 05:23:01 PM
fuck off
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: plastic bench nerd on December 31, 2006, 09:01:58 PM
i have bad sleeping problems

welcome to the club man!
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: trent steel on December 31, 2006, 10:36:01 PM
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i have bad sleeping problems
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welcome to the club man!
try taking melatonin
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: iheardherassholeslikethisbig on December 31, 2006, 10:45:53 PM
is that a sleeping pill?
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: trent steel on December 31, 2006, 10:58:06 PM
look it up on wikipedia
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: plastic bench nerd on December 31, 2006, 11:27:34 PM
is that a sleeping pill?

no, your body produces it just like seretonin, some people lack the right amount of melatonin so you take it in pill form, they sell them at most any grocery store, all they do for me is give me a headache.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: mungojerry on December 31, 2006, 11:50:56 PM
I bought a Stereo kangle hat.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Gest on December 31, 2006, 11:58:17 PM
i think guitar hero is really fucking boring, but i dont think my friends will want to play with me anymore if they know :[

im sheffledge
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: iheardherassholeslikethisbig on January 01, 2007, 12:02:00 AM
you dont have to be eighteen to try that pill right? or a diagnosis?
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: strutter on January 01, 2007, 12:31:20 AM
im sheffledge
wait a sec...are you serious?
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: trent steel on January 01, 2007, 01:50:04 AM
you dont have to be eighteen to try that pill right? or a diagnosis?
nah, it's  in with the vitamin supplements.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: iheardherassholeslikethisbig on January 01, 2007, 01:58:00 AM
oh thats tight thanks man
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: uruquay on January 01, 2007, 07:39:21 AM
be careful though,  more than 1 or 2 of those will seriously knock you out for a while.
confession: i went to sleep at 11 on new years eve.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: iheardherassholeslikethisbig on January 01, 2007, 01:44:55 PM
ohhkay tight
thats sucks '
i stayed home lame
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: sheffledge on January 01, 2007, 04:22:41 PM
i think guitar hero is really fucking boring, but i dont think my friends will want to play with me anymore if they know :[

im sheffledge

OH NO THE MUTHAFUKKKIN HELL NAH YOUR CRAKKKAS ASS

AINT

THE MIGHTY MIGHTY SHEFFLEDGE

you not even close to almost not me


Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: sheffledge on January 01, 2007, 04:26:35 PM
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im sheffledge
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wait a sec...are you serious?

what the fukkk

sheffposters in the 07

gots to stop TODAY

Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: roulette on January 01, 2007, 04:57:09 PM
i used to smoke menthols
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: goldenyears on January 01, 2007, 05:11:13 PM
wtf???
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: sergio on January 01, 2007, 05:56:15 PM
I bought a Stereo kangle hat.

this isnt a confession. talk about post filler. i shouldnt talk i do it all the time. this thread is busted
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Diesel on January 01, 2007, 06:15:56 PM
when i was in the 8th grade in 95 me and my friends broke into our school and stole several laptops and VCR's, and we never got caught we sold that shit and bought plenty of decks and mad weed
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Inside Looking Out on January 01, 2007, 08:10:48 PM
i pissed on a dead baby's grave last night.

What a way to go out in 06
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Alexactly on January 01, 2007, 09:31:58 PM
Let me see them lighters.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: sergio on January 02, 2007, 04:13:38 PM
after my first breakup here in the states i use to google my ex-girfriend's name every once in a while. i know she's into photography so i knew from the start that it was her.  i pulled this shit recently and found out she's married. a little bummed.

http://www.photo.net/bboard/q-and-a-fetch-msg?msg_id=00IgLQ
so lame of me
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: sebastian toombs on January 02, 2007, 06:05:53 PM
im always disappointed at how little web presence my exgirlfriends have...

sometimes i wonder whether they got married and changed their names.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: mungojerry on January 04, 2007, 01:03:47 PM
I have sort Of an obsession with Female snowboarders. Whenever I skim though magaziens I Always gaze at the pictures of them And I watch the female Winter Xgames all the time.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: trent steel on January 04, 2007, 01:36:51 PM
although i don't own one i look at fixedgeargallery.com all the time.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: OGEAST on January 04, 2007, 02:43:49 PM
Wow i thought this thing was filled with kids from like 11 to 17 who just loved to skate and talk about whats going on in the skateworld thats what this is for right?

well my confession is i live in a town in new jersey and i do not work at KC/DC skate shop i was just trying to make something up to make BROOKLYN BRAWLER look bad cuase i was having fun with it..even though thats bad thing to do i no.

but damn pick your fucking heads up guys i just turned 16 and i no im young but still.
i go to school i and i dont like it but who does..i try to make my parents happy if it wasnt for them i wouldnt be here. i have so many friends and like all of them even the ones that dont skate are down with it and the culure or whatevr. im not into doing drugs or drinking really im into skateing. thats whta i love. i just bought a
VX2100 and im haveing so much fun filming...imk always getting physded on skateing and it just keeps me going.

i talk to girls as people if there not cool i wont hang out with them but i would never bitch about how a breakup or whatever has ruined me its life move on go skate or something. talking to poele is easy to just act yourself...

now i see why people like bill hated on jamal smoth cuase he was a kid who seemed like he is having fun. but like i say just go skate and have fun. always be positive and optimistic and dont let things get to you. but if you cant even do that i do feel bad. i love my liffe damn im thankfull.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: cold budweisers on January 04, 2007, 02:50:17 PM
where the fuck did you get the money to buy a vx2100 at 16 years old?
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: OGEAST on January 04, 2007, 02:58:26 PM
i guess i over talked all off it  the piont this thing relizes how good happy i am and damn imstill surprised,slapboards are nuts... bunch guys doing herion depressed social problems drinking problems....i just so happy thats not me and never will be me. damn i do fell bad for you guys though.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: OGEAST on January 04, 2007, 02:59:33 PM
where the fuck did you get the money to buy a vx2100 at 16 years old?

ebay works great brand new.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: OGEAST on January 04, 2007, 03:13:19 PM
Sorry to post agian but when i relaize i shouldnt even be here it seems liuke 60 percent of these people are 18 or older...i should even be here though i always went on slap. buti never clicked on the forums until i ws in pennsylvania at relatives on holiday break so i posted alot (i was bored and couldnt skate it in middle of no where)
but my piont is im done with these forums unless i wanna see a video i couldnt find or something but and anything a bout whos sponsered by who you can find out in mags if you are intrested just par 10 bucks for a subsription.

like a thread for DRUG OR CHOICE thats just nuts like this shits getting ridicule. but i trully feel bad for all those people who have a surprising lot of bad problems
 i mean i dont give a shit about politics and im not trying to sound like a political fag but you live in america you can have a great life if really want to but if you dont and wanna do hard drugs or not chose to make friends
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: china white on January 04, 2007, 03:13:41 PM
i highly recommend heroin to you. it's stronger in jersey than anywhere else in the US. pawn your camera. you'll probably stop worrying about telling fibs on messageboards.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: china white on January 04, 2007, 03:15:49 PM
i love 16 year olds who think they are actually in a position, life experiencewise, to give advice.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on January 04, 2007, 03:20:57 PM
or who act like we were all fucked up by 16, and that he somehow dodged the bullet.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: donnie_murdo on January 04, 2007, 03:21:47 PM
Sorry to post agian but when i relaize i shouldnt even be here it seems liuke 60 percent of these people are 18 or older...i should even be here though i always went on slap. buti never clicked on the forums until i ws in pennsylvania at relatives on holiday break so i posted alot (i was bored and couldnt skate it in middle of no where)
but my piont is im done with these forums unless i wanna see a video i couldnt find or something but and anything a bout whos sponsered by who you can find out in mags if you are intrested just par 10 bucks for a subsription.

like a thread for DRUG OR CHOICE thats just nuts like this shits getting ridicule. but i trully feel bad for all those people who have a surprising lot of bad problems
 i mean i dont give a shit about politics and im not trying to sound like a political fag but you live in america you can have a great life if really want to but if you dont and wanna do hard drugs or not chose to make friends

You don't care about politics - however you work in a skate shop that is a "scene" skate shop run by a girl who doesn't skate, isn't that skate politics right there ?

Especially after all your "non-caring" yet still no one cares
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: trent steel on January 04, 2007, 03:24:20 PM
Wow i thought this thing was filled with kids from like 11 to 17 who just loved to skate and talk about whats going on in the skateworld thats what this is for right?

well my confession is i live in a town in new jersey and i do not work at KC/DC skate shop i was just trying to make something up to make BROOKLYN BRAWLER look bad cuase i was having fun with it..even though thats bad thing to do i no.

but damn pick your fucking heads up guys i just turned 16 and i no im young but still.
i go to school i and i dont like it but who does..i try to make my parents happy if it wasnt for them i wouldnt be here. i have so many friends and like all of them even the ones that dont skate are down with it and the culure or whatevr. im not into doing drugs or drinking really im into skateing. thats whta i love. i just bought a
VX2100 and im haveing so much fun filming...imk always getting physded on skateing and it just keeps me going.

i talk to girls as people if there not cool i wont hang out with them but i would never bitch about how a breakup or whatever has ruined me its life move on go skate or something. talking to poele is easy to just act yourself...

now i see why people like bill hated on jamal smoth cuase he was a kid who seemed like he is having fun. but like i say just go skate and have fun. always be positive and optimistic and dont let things get to you. but if you cant even do that i do feel bad. i love my liffe damn im thankfull.

god, just be 16 you asshole.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: OGEAST on January 04, 2007, 03:30:56 PM
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Sorry to post agian but when i relaize i shouldnt even be here it seems liuke 60 percent of these people are 18 or older...i should even be here though i always went on slap. buti never clicked on the forums until i ws in pennsylvania at relatives on holiday break so i posted alot (i was bored and couldnt skate it in middle of no where)
but my piont is im done with these forums unless i wanna see a video i couldnt find or something but and anything a bout whos sponsered by who you can find out in mags if you are intrested just par 10 bucks for a subsription.

like a thread for DRUG OR CHOICE thats just nuts like this shits getting ridicule. but i trully feel bad for all those people who have a surprising lot of bad problems
 i mean i dont give a shit about politics and im not trying to sound like a political fag but you live in america you can have a great life if really want to but if you dont and wanna do hard drugs or not chose to make friends
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You don't care about politics - however you work in a skate shop that is a "scene" skate shop run by a girl who doesn't skate, isn't that skate politics right there ?

Especially after all your "non-caring" yet still no one cares


on my first post i told everyone that i dont work at KC/DC
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: eight oh eight on January 04, 2007, 03:38:35 PM
i shouldnt even be here
kthnxbye
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Post by: OGEAST on January 04, 2007, 03:49:18 PM
okay im gone for good peace keep skating.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: donnie_murdo on January 04, 2007, 04:10:36 PM
okay im gone for good peace keep skating.

Yeah sorry never botherd reading it, well take care and all the best, remember when you start getting pissed and taking drugs to keep skating they're wise words !
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Bill on January 04, 2007, 04:11:05 PM
Wow i thought this thing was filled with kids from like 11 to 17 who just loved to skate and talk about whats going on in the skateworld thats what this is for right?

well my confession is i live in a town in new jersey and i do not work at KC/DC skate shop i was just trying to make something up to make BROOKLYN BRAWLER look bad cuase i was having fun with it..even though thats bad thing to do i no.

but damn pick your fucking heads up guys i just turned 16 and i no im young but still.
i go to school i and i dont like it but who does..i try to make my parents happy if it wasnt for them i wouldnt be here. i have so many friends and like all of them even the ones that dont skate are down with it and the culure or whatevr. im not into doing drugs or drinking really im into skateing. thats whta i love. i just bought a
VX2100 and im haveing so much fun filming...imk always getting physded on skateing and it just keeps me going.

i talk to girls as people if there not cool i wont hang out with them but i would never bitch about how a breakup or whatever has ruined me its life move on go skate or something. talking to poele is easy to just act yourself...

now i see why people like bill hated on jamal smoth cuase he was a kid who seemed like he is having fun. but like i say just go skate and have fun. always be positive and optimistic and dont let things get to you. but if you cant even do that i do feel bad. i love my liffe damn im thankfull.

You're 16, no one gives a shit about your opinion.  I wasn't hating on Jamal for having fun, I was hating on Enjoi for hooking him up for the stupid shit he does.  He doesn't deserve free shit for doing some kook tricks at some shitty park in the middle of nowhere.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: china white on January 04, 2007, 04:14:55 PM
and remember. pawn camera. buy roundtrip (or oneway) greyhound to newark.  turn left out of station. walk up to one mile. ghetto on right.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: iheardherassholeslikethisbig on January 04, 2007, 05:25:57 PM
i talk to girls as people if there not cool i wont hang out with them but i would never bitch about how a breakup or whatever has ruined me its life move on go skate or something. talking to poele is easy to just act yourself...


you are so pathetic

Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: reaganomics on January 04, 2007, 06:28:49 PM
china white is lame
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Guile on January 04, 2007, 06:45:07 PM
china white is lame

not a fucking confession retard. i must confess i wish you were dead.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: brooklyn brawler on January 04, 2007, 07:08:47 PM
china white is lame

I must confess... That night we did anal was bad.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: brooklyn brawler on January 04, 2007, 07:10:58 PM
Sorry to post agian but when i relaize i shouldnt even be here it seems liuke 60 percent of these people are 18 or older...i should even be here though i always went on slap. buti never clicked on the forums until i ws in pennsylvania at relatives on holiday break so i posted alot (i was bored and couldnt skate it in middle of no where)
but my piont is im done with these forums unless i wanna see a video i couldnt find or something but and anything a bout whos sponsered by who you can find out in mags if you are intrested just par 10 bucks for a subsription.

like a thread for DRUG OR CHOICE thats just nuts like this shits getting ridicule. but i trully feel bad for all those people who have a surprising lot of bad problems
 i mean i dont give a shit about politics and im not trying to sound like a political fag but you live in america you can have a great life if really want to but if you dont and wanna do hard drugs or not chose to make friends


Just make sure to come back and let us know if you're going to quit yourself entirely. We might just make a YTMND page on you. Or even invade your World of Warcraft funeral.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: biggums mcgee on January 04, 2007, 07:18:04 PM
I enjoy Third Eye Blind
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: china white on January 05, 2007, 11:24:59 AM
china white is lame

thanks hawt, i'd share your needle anyday.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: china white on January 05, 2007, 11:26:00 AM
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china white is lame
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I must confess... That night we did anal was bad.

sorry bro, i don't get down with ass to mouth.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Mr. Shankly on May 04, 2007, 10:27:25 AM
i bought a smiths shirt from urban outfitters...
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: able on May 04, 2007, 01:36:05 PM
I own three Fiona Apple Cds
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Tyler on May 04, 2007, 04:50:07 PM
I work at Dairy Queen and love it
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: sergio on May 04, 2007, 06:04:59 PM
thread ruined
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: cold budweisers on May 04, 2007, 06:20:07 PM
this thread is depressing.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: hamhead on May 04, 2007, 06:47:30 PM
Yeah, this thing went downhill. But anyway...

I think Cyndi Lauper was hot when she was like 20. None of my friends do, and I can't see why...

When I have to talk to cops (in trouble or not) my legs always shake. I'm not scared at all (except when I ran from them for smashing windows at another cops house), but my legs like friggen tweak out and I just don't know why.

I don't like plain marshmallows.

I hate beer, I only drink hard. I hate alcohol, all I drink for is to get smashed. I got drunk when I was 12.

I don't do any drugs, and don't have any intentions to.

I haven't been in a real fight, but last night I almost got jumped and stabbed. I ran back to my house with a friend, and got a ride back into town with my mom. We stepped out of the car, started getting chased by like 6 guys with knives, and me and 8 of my friends (+ my mom)  piled into a 5 seat car and drove away. I am a bit scared to go back into downtown right now, even though I'm pretty sure they don't know what I look like.

Mark Gonzales parts don't excite me. I enjoy them, but not as much as I do a McCrank part.

I like reading BB's posts a lot.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Stand and Deliver on May 04, 2007, 06:57:44 PM
This thread must have started when I was having one of my Slap breaks... anyhow, here are some of mine:

I've been a vegetarian since I was 15.
I was vegan for exactly one year. I ate strawberry ice cream on the anniversary to celebrate.
I wear leather now, so that makes me a gigantic hypocrite.
I stopped skateboarding when I was 21.
I started skateboarding again when I was 29.
When little Timmy at the skate park asks me how long I've been skating, I tell him "a little over 3 years". I don't know why.
I used to get free skateboard shoes and clothes because a good friend of mine worked for a shoe company. In my head I used to pretend I was sponsored.
My cousin was a professional skateboarder for a hot minute. Naturally, he was always way better than I was.
I shower with my glasses on.
It really bothers me when towels aren't straight on the rack.
I fold the used towels and place them on the toilet when I'm staying in a hotel. No need to be a slob just because you're not doing the cleaning up.
My therapist once told me that the only time she saw me smile was when I was talking about my dog or about skateboarding.
I'm constantly cleaning up. Even though no one ever comes over.  If you were to look at my house, you'd be hard pressed to think that anyone lives here.
I have a $400.00 vacuum.
I'm constantly straightening or centering things... like my silverware when I go to restaurants. I line up the bottoms of the utensils with each other and straighten the napkin edge with the tables edge. My desk is the same way.
My closet is organized by type of garment, then by brand.
My videos are organized by genera. Mostly.
I make my bed every morning. And while I'm doing it, I ask myself why I'm doing it. Every morning.
I'm nervous all the time.
When I get really, really nervous, my back sweats.
I bite my nails.
I hate dishes and food particles left in the sink.
The word "juicy" grosses me out.
I have a huge "branding" problem that I like to call "sponsorship conflict". You can't very well wear an Adidas track suit with a fucking pair of Nike's.  Therefore, I hate that the dishwasher and microwave in my house were not made by the same company.
I am an only child.
It makes me really uncomfortable to talk about not having a college degree. Especially in a room full of over achievers. I've noticed that they tend to interject where a person went to school when speaking of someone... "oh, I was chatting with Stephanie, she went to Duke, anyway, she said..."
I really do care about what other people think of me.
I had a depression meltdown when I was 23.
I had another at 31.
I got alcohol poisoning once.  I threw up bile into a basement wash basin in my y-fronts. My friends Mom came down and wanted to know what all the racket was. I was embarrassed.
I've worn make-up to cover acne.
I used to color my hair.
It annoys me that my blacks sometimes don't match.
I have skinnier jeans that I wear with smaller shirts and other jeans I wear with larger shirts. I just think it looks stupid if you mix them.
If I like an article of clothing, I tend to buy the same article in various colors.
I can watch the same movie or listen to the same song 4000 times.  That's probably why I can kareoke "Fast Times at Ridgemont High".
I've had four girlfriends in my life.  They're the only four girls I've ever slept with.
Girl two and I were engaged to be married in July of 2001.  We called off the wedding in October of 2001.  We were going to have our first dance to Morrissey's version of "Moon River".  For some reason, I still have a copy of the check I gave to the restaurant as a deposit for our reception.
I don't buy CD's anymore. Which is great, because I especially hate being judged by the fucker behind the counter.
I have turntables, however I haven't used them in months. I guess they look cool though.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Peter on May 04, 2007, 07:39:29 PM
I hate beer, I only drink hard. I hate alcohol, all I drink for is to get smashed.

I don't do any drugs, and don't have any intentions to.
holy shit, I thought I was the only skateboarder alive who didnt drink or do drugs. Prime example, this dude walks up to me at kfc tonight, and the conversation goes something like this..

"You're peter right?"
"yeaah.."
"oh thats cool, my friends have been telling me a lot about you"
"okay.."
"you skateboards dont you?"
"yup"
"got any weed to sell me?"

i mean, what the fuck. we have a lame reputation
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: plastic bench nerd on May 04, 2007, 09:50:11 PM
I have a $400.00 vacuum.



thats awesome! i need to get my girl one of those...she has tuff weekend ahead of her and cleaning helps calm her stress...
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: plastic bench nerd on May 04, 2007, 09:55:31 PM
two days ago i filled out paperwork to finance something really small that will change my life in a big way...scared but fully happy at the same time.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: j....soy..... on May 04, 2007, 10:03:51 PM
fff...not another person who bought a house in oregon.....
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: yeah dude! on May 04, 2007, 11:18:15 PM
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thats awesome! i need to get my girl one of those...she has tuff weekend ahead of her and cleaning helps calm her stress...

About a year ago at work the receptionist told she bought a new vacuum and was really excited about it. A guy who was selling them door to door came to her house and did a demo with it. After a few minutes I asked how much it cost. At first she wouldn't tell me which only made me more curious so I kept asking and asking. Final she let me know that it was just over $2,200. I gave her such a hard time she returned it.

As for a confession.... I have a few bikes and one of them is fixed :o
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: stagefright on May 05, 2007, 01:25:23 AM
we had the vaccuum guy, never had any intention of buying it though
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: cold budweisers on May 05, 2007, 11:32:04 AM
this dood who could be considered my friend got caught with a couple pounds of weed, $3000, a scale, and many bags.  this makes me happy.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: mikefork on May 05, 2007, 05:59:45 PM
i have watched two episodes of scarred
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: cold budweisers on May 05, 2007, 06:42:09 PM
whatever, i guess i enjoy seeing any slams except skateboarding. 
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: brent on May 07, 2007, 01:10:44 AM
i saw the street fighter movie in theaters and i really liked it.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Joey on May 07, 2007, 11:53:03 AM
i sat through the entire movie AMV Hell 0 and didn't attempt to stop watching.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: vitunvesa on May 07, 2007, 02:54:50 PM
I jerked off in a chairlift

Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: peacepappies on May 07, 2007, 03:24:03 PM
i steal and sell bikes for extra money

does that count ?
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Tuna on May 07, 2007, 05:53:03 PM
I dont have a myspace.

I cant 360 flip.

Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: sergio on May 07, 2007, 09:49:19 PM
I dont have a myspace.

I cant 360 flip.



how does this hold up for the confession thread. weak

get deep down and give up some real dirt fool. just kidding
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: greg on May 08, 2007, 06:43:28 AM
-i cant grow a full beard

-i first ate acid when i was 15 and went for about a year dosing up 1-3 times a week.  i dont remember much.

-i broke into a garage when i was younger and vandalized the place with a couple friends, surely causing tens of thousands of dollars worth of damage, some of which was to some old vintage cars that they were working on.  feel bad about that one.

-when i worked at the gas cylinder plant, i became so disgruntled that a coworker and i began to piss in random places- in the stockshed, in the work areas and on the equipment of people we didnt like (especially in the summertime).  we also used to leave shits in the toilets- one day i left a good one, and when one of the managers found it, he called out a locksmith to come put locks on the bathroom doors in the building he managed (there were two buildings, loosely interlinked, and he suspected it was somebody from the other building), at a cost of $300.  when upper management got wind of the situation, they scolded him and told him he was breaking all kinds of codes and shit by doing it and ordered him to get the locks removed, which he did, bringing the total cost of my shit up to about $600. 

-i also stole a cylinder of ultra-pure grade 6 (99.9999%) nitrous oxide from that place one night and took it to a friend's house, where we proceeded to get cracked out and sell balloons of nitrous that is completely unlike anything any of you have ever had your hands on.  took it back the next day.

-i defrauded two drugtests to get that job, one with somebody else's piss, the other with a system-flush agent. 

-i changed my english grade in the teacher's gradebook my senior year of high school.

-i went into the woods with a bb gun and a couple friends one time and shot a bird out of a tree.  realizing the senselessness of my actions, i was overridden with guilt and had to finish the bird off.  i've never felt so bad in my life, never had the desire to do that shit again.  i could go hunting and shoot something if i was going to eat it, no question, but since then i've been much more conscious of taking care of wildlife and shit. 

-i almost fell in love with a ho once.

-i fucked the fat girl (well, she was thick, and very tall, a big ass bitch) who lived across the street from me.  i denied that one for a long time.

-her parents used to skinny dip in their backyard pool and i snuck over there with a neighborhood kid and observed one time, i think i was probably 8 or 9.  i was repulsed yet somehow couldn't leave, like when you see something that totally sucks and you just can't help but look on.

-my dog, like many other dogs, is racist, and i find it to be humorous and endearing rather than deplorable.  like "awww, look at the cute little racist jack russell, he's so sweet"- one time he slipped out the door when a former roommate was leaving and proceeded to chase a huge black guy around the parking lot, savagely growling and snapping his jaws trying to bite the guy as he ran in circles, screaming in pure terror.  i was talking with the maintenance man one day and he said the guy came into the office, i guess later on that day, and broke down in tears telling the story to them, complaining about how my dog didn't have a leash on.  he said that when the guy left the office they had a riot laughing at him.  poor dude.  i never formally heard anything about it.     

-i used to play ball with kids who were wayyy older than me, and one time when i was like, 8 or so, my mouth got the best of me and i was thrown around like a ragdoll by some dude who was like, 18 or 20 or something.  he was bitching because one of the kids whose older sister he was dating was wearing some of his sweatpants while we were playing football.  i was irritated that the game was being held up and said something to the effect of "its just a fucking pair of pants, jesus, let's get back to the damn game" (i had a foul mouth at an early age as a product of always hanging out with older kids), and this prick proceeds to come over and sling me around the yard like a fucking ragdoll.  i kept my composure, then cried on my way home and wished death upon the guy.  later that year, after i got the nerve and the know-how, i poured sugar in his gastank while he was parked next door at his girl's house (happened to be my next door neighbor).  i'd love to see him again, now that i'm 24 i'd fight that faggot in a second. 

-one time i was at this chick's house who i desperately wanted to fuck and i stole a pair of her panties and used them as a nutrag a couple times, on some true weirdo stalker type shit.  i threw them away and felt ashamed.  what can i say, i was 17, horny as fuck, and not getting that ass from her.

-a friend of mine started living with this weirdo one time, he was a retired marine and worked at IBM, dude was a little strange at first, but friendly (probably about 35 years old); anyway, he loved to watch porn and claimed to have been a producer of amateur films- said that he could sell them to people in korea or taiwan or some shit in bulk and blah blah blah.  he was trying to get me to do some films and shit, i mean, he even had like a disclaimer and terms of service type of consent form that he had me look over and stuff, you know, attesting to the legitimacy of his shit.  well, he kept pressuring me to get involved, which would have been cool, i like to fuck, but he was trying to get me to do like, a "solo" film where he'd film me jerking off and THEN i could start fucking bitches.  i was like "hmm, yeah, no thanks,", and that's kind of when i began to get the feeling that he was a fag who might also like women.  anyway, he ended up pulling his shit out and jerking off while he and another friend of mine were drinking beers and shit.  he's all like "yeah i dont care if you jack off in front of me man, i understand if you get horny watching porn and shit,", hahahahaha, my friend said he hid under this blanket near him and called me up on my cell phone wanting me to come pick him up and shit, which i refused to do since i was indisposed.  anyway thats some horrible creepy shit and he ended up pulling a similar number on my buddy who was actually living with him.  anyway it heightened my paranoia of gays and made me realize that every dude i've known in my life who has been openly or secretly gay has been a complete and total fucking creep about it.  i'm seriously paranoid about that shit now.   

-when i was younger, i used to push mongo...

i've got many more but i'll leave it at that for now
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: AllBunny on May 08, 2007, 09:16:19 AM
way to bring some substantial suspect behavior back to the thread, greg.

-I can't BS 180. Only bs no-complies.  I seriously don't fucking understand it.

-I played ice hockey for 15 years, stopped after I dropped out of college because I couldnt handle the dudes I was playing/living with.

-When I was 4 I pulled a fire alarm at an older brothers playoff hockey game.  All the players had to crawl into the parking lot so they wouldnt fuck up their skates.  I blamed it on this 3 year old girl that couldnt quite speak yet.  Her family had to pay a $500 fine, and got vibed from all the other parents.  To this day my mom will bring up that story talking shit on the little girl.

-When I was 10 I shot a football sized frog with a compound bow from point blank. The arrow went all the way in and stopped at the feathers.  I still feel guilty and seriously cringe when I see animals get hurt.  Except when they are already dead and on my grill.

-At 26 I'm starting to show signs of the family's pattented widow's peak.  I stress over it to the point of my shorty buying me this olive oil - afro sheen - pomade stuff that might stop my hair from thinning out.

-When I was 14 I shaved all the hair off my domepiece - bic'd the head and the eyebrows - to be more like my favorite skater - Mr JT.

-I have been known to shave my pubis area and creep people out at the bar.   

-I have dyed my mustache with Grecian Formula to make it look more developed.

-I've met girls over the internet 2 times - once when I was 16 on AOL - some crazy chick I banged behind a dumpster in my complex the first night we hung out.
2nd time was 2 years ago off of myspace. Shorty comes over to the house to smoke something and watch a vid.  Start making out and catch a conscience real quick because this girl is large (dope face, decent flavor, nice skin - but still large). Tell her straight up that I started talking to her just to bang one out and then never speak again.  Never before had I been so honest.  Put the ball in her court, she comes back over a week later.  We go to the room, shut the lights out, start making out, so I know It's going down.  Ask to grab a condom when she comes back with this line "I want to, but I've got to let you know I've never done this before". 
At this point I get stoked - large or not - seriously how often do you come across the chance to take a 24 year old V-Card?  She ended up coming back over the next week - painting in hand - looking for more.  that was the last time we spoke.

-I had to put an 11 month old kitten to sleep yesterday due to terminal illness.  He died in my lap.  I seriously wept for hours the night before, and at least 5 times sporadically throughout the day yesterday with no warning.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: barr on May 08, 2007, 08:32:22 PM
it's weird, I always feel something is watching me, if i say something stupid in my mind or out loud or do a stupid action, I say something or do something else to cover it up, because I feel like the thing that is watching me is making fun of me or thinks i'm weird
I'm black and listen to old 60's stuff really loud on the bus, when I see other black dudes get on the bus I turn that shit down or change to rap
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Gest on May 08, 2007, 08:56:33 PM
-at a 5th grade birthday party at my friends house there were a bunch of little kids over. we were all sitting around in sleeping bags in shit being d-bags and i feel a fart coming. yes, the perfect time to make them laugh. well to make a long story short, i took a big ol shit in my sleeping bag. everybody basically laughed themselves to sleep from the fart, while i spent an hour sneaking out of my friends house, sleeping bag in hand, to walk down the street and stuff the bag in a ditch.

-when im at the computer normally i talk to myself or sing, and there's always someone in particular i think is listening from my window. say it's someone named john. i'd finish what i'm saying and then respond with an "i see you over there, john!"

-i for some reason hate when in relationships the guy or girl cheats on their sig. oth. when my friends are like "but yeah im like creaming this other chick too" i act all cool with it but it hurts the fuck out of me. this person trusts you with everything and you throw it away like that? fuck those kind of guys.

-i have never done drugs or drank or blah. basically all my old friends started and moved on. they always try getting me to do it with them to see if they can exploit me. i'm already the most annoying fucker ever when im sober; why would they want me high and shit?

-i live in a really shitty rural area town but when i go to another larger city to skate and someone asks me where im from i say jefferson city.

Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: cold budweisers on May 08, 2007, 09:12:59 PM
and then say you're 25.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Stand and Deliver on May 08, 2007, 09:21:59 PM
while i spent an hour sneaking out of my friends house, sleeping bag in hand, to walk down the street and stuff the bag in a ditch.

(http://www.maltp.com/train/screenshots/spud/bed.jpg)
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Gest on May 08, 2007, 09:32:20 PM
and then say you're 25.
not really, just because i'm a bigger grown-up than you doesn't mean i said im 25
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: cold budweisers on May 08, 2007, 10:45:17 PM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: cold budweisers on May 08, 2007, 10:47:25 PM
that was a hilarious comeback seriously
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: stagefright on May 09, 2007, 01:47:20 AM
is gest one of s-towns accounts? that shit is attachable to a 13 year old, nothing more.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Gest on May 09, 2007, 05:21:59 AM
is gest one of s-towns accounts? that shit is attachable to a 13 year old, nothing more.
you're on a real rant these days. sand in your vagina?
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Zurg on May 09, 2007, 10:18:04 AM
greg's one about the shit in the toilet is hilarious. I kinda have the same habit, if its a real blue ribbon winner, i cant help but leave it there for someone else
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: mailroomstar on May 10, 2007, 02:20:21 PM
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-Last one:
     The last time I took acid (nearly a decade ago) was at a little get together that my girlfriend and I had at our apartment. We weren't heavy trippers, once every three or four months max. We had invited about three others over for an evening of a hit-and-a-half each, some weed, some blonde Lebanese hash, some boxed wine, some sci fi movies, some huge soap bubbles (try it, it's fun as shit), and some friendly conversation. For several hours, we had an incredibly great time... our invited guests decided that they were going to walk over to the bar strip (we lived in the middle of downtown) which was cool, because me and m'lady were hinting to each other that we were feeling a bit frisky. Our friends left, and my girl and I were both set to have one more glass of wine each and have a little fun with each other.

No sooner had I poured our wine, I heard a knock at the back door of our apartment. Of no vital importance: the front door of our apartment faced downtown, facing the public... we never answered that door when we were having get togethers (we weren't ever worried about cops, because we always had very quiet and small events... usually we were worried that it might be visits from our friendly but very "morally upstanding" landlord or someone from work who might be walking around downtown). I didn't like being seen while I was tripping by people that might see acid as something worse than it is, if that makes any sense. The backdoor was usually used by one of our dozen-or-so neighbors, or by friends who just knew which door to knock on, so I answered it without hesitation.

When I answered the door, I greeted one of my neighbors, a hard working and really nice single mom with three kids, who lived in a duplex behind our apartment. She was visibly upset, and I think I might have "read" her as more upset than she was because I was starting to peak.

Three weeks prior, she had bought three cute little baby ducklings and one energetic puppy for her sons (a 12, 8, and 4 year old that I adored and treated like little brothers). It turns out that the puppy had gotten out of the duplex and had managed to work its way into the flimsy cage that she kept the ducklings in. She managed to get the puppy out of the cage and back into her place, but when she saw blood on her hands, she panic'd and rushed over to our apartment to see if I could look at the ducks because she was afraid to peer into the cage (she had a really frail constitution, and couldn't bring herself to shine a flashlight into the cage to see what condition the ducks were in). She had the flashlight in her hand, so I took it while my girl talked to her to help soothe her.

I walked over to the duplex with a bad twist in my gut... I was hitting my peak, and wanted to sober myself up but I couldn't. I remember being bummed because I always took great measures to make sure that whenever I took acid, I was always surrounded by fun shit to do and watch... no surprises, just a good healthy trip out of my gourd.

Anyway, I got to the cage and flashed the light inside... one of the ducklings was perfectly fine (and spazzing out) and one of the ducklings was slightly injured, with little gashes on his head some injuries to his breast. The last one though... the last one was seriously fucked up. He was covered in blood; unable to move anything but a wing and his bill, and his neck was wrenched in a very unnatural way.

Bummed as all fuck and at this point completely tripping balls, I yelled out to the mom that one of the ducks needed to be euthanised... she replied back instantly, asking me if I could do it.

Being the only guy in the vicinity (and the guy that had to assess the situation), I sort of knew that I'd have to do it.  I gently picked up the little guy and walked towards a certain street lamp that would give me some light as well as get me out of the view of the mom or any of her kids in case they woke up and came outside. Under the light I could see that the poor little thing had vertebrae coming out of his neck, and in even more detail I could see him struggling to move the little bits that he still had control of. Now, I'm from and in the south, but I didn't grow up on a farm or anything, so I did the best I could.

Still being gentle, I cradled the duck's breast, tucking my hand underneath him the same way a dude would hold a football if he were going for a touchdown. With my other hand, I arched my wrist back so that the duck's head was in my palm, it's bill just touching the underside of my wrist. With a firm grip, I twisted both of my arms as quickly and as powerfully as I could, breaking his neck with such force that it completely severed and left me with a slightly writhing body clutched under my left arm, and a little duck's head strongly clutched in my right hand... the neck hung from below my grip with muscles splayed and wet.

I rushed over to a nearby line of garbage cans, opened one with the hand holding the duck's head, and placed both portions of him into a cereal box that was sitting on top of one of the bags. I shut the garbage lid, went back to my apartment, walked passed the mom and my girl, took a shower, and never took acid again.

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That's one of the harshest things I've ever heard/read
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Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: CigaretteBeer on May 11, 2007, 11:16:12 PM
A couple of years ago I saw a dead guy on the side of the freeway from a really bad car accident. I laughed histerically for about 20 mintutes at that . I did the same thing when my friends mom told me she heard on the news a dad told his son the were going to Disneyland, but instead he drenched him in gasoline and lit him on fire in his bed. Now he has severe scarring and is all fucked up. I was seriously on the floor laughing until I couldn't breath. I still can't help but think it's funny though.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Mentos on May 11, 2007, 11:28:33 PM
A couple of years ago I saw a dead guy on the side of the freeway from a really bad car accident. I laughed histerically for about 20 mintutes at that . I did the same thing when my friends mom told me she heard on the news a dad told his son the were going to Disneyland, but instead he drenched him in gasoline and lit him on fire in his bed. Now he has severe scarring and is all fucked up. I was seriously on the floor laughing until I couldn't breath. I still can't help but think it's funny though.

Your a sick bastard that deserves to be shot. I now understand why you have roadkill pics from your myspace.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: CigaretteBeer on May 11, 2007, 11:45:38 PM
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A couple of years ago I saw a dead guy on the side of the freeway from a really bad car accident. I laughed histerically for about 20 mintutes at that . I did the same thing when my friends mom told me she heard on the news a dad told his son the were going to Disneyland, but instead he drenched him in gasoline and lit him on fire in his bed. Now he has severe scarring and is all fucked up. I was seriously on the floor laughing until I couldn't breath. I still can't help but think it's funny though.
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Your a sick bastard that deserves to be shot. I now understand why you have roadkill pics from your myspace.

I must have some kind of sickness. I don't try to think it's funny, it just is to me for some reason.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Big Diamond on May 12, 2007, 11:31:29 AM
i dig baile funk (or funk carioca) yet i cant understand portugese
So Sergio, are you Italian?
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: defiantnate on May 12, 2007, 11:34:11 AM

I for some reason hate when in relationships the guy or girl cheats on their sig. oth. when my friends are like "but yeah im like creaming this other chick too" i act all cool with it but it hurts the fuck out of me. this person trusts you with everything and you throw it away like that? fuck those kind of guys.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: tag_king on May 12, 2007, 07:26:39 PM
cigarettebeer, you make me want to become a therapist, you need guidance young man.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: CigaretteBeer on May 12, 2007, 11:39:31 PM
cigarettebeer, you make me want to become a therapist, you need guidance young man.

I'm really a nice guy actually. I heard Brian Sumner used to have the same problem.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: tehmizzark on May 13, 2007, 02:17:11 PM
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A couple of years ago I saw a dead guy on the side of the freeway from a really bad car accident. I laughed histerically for about 20 mintutes at that . I did the same thing when my friends mom told me she heard on the news a dad told his son the were going to Disneyland, but instead he drenched him in gasoline and lit him on fire in his bed. Now he has severe scarring and is all fucked up. I was seriously on the floor laughing until I couldn't breath. I still can't help but think it's funny though.
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Your a sick bastard that deserves to be shot. I now understand why you have roadkill pics from your myspace.
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I must have some kind of sickness. I don't try to think it's funny, it just is to me for some reason.

I bet it'd be a real riot if you lit yourself on fire!
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: able on May 13, 2007, 11:47:06 PM
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cigarettebeer, you make me want to become a therapist, you need guidance young man.
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I'm really a nice guy actually. I heard Brian Sumner used to have the same problem.
Dude, you're on post number 666!!!
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: mikefork on May 14, 2007, 06:16:21 PM
i just looked over my shoulder and saw something green on it. i look closely and there is a inch worm on me and i got scared and started hitting it with a screwdriver
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Stand and Deliver on May 14, 2007, 06:18:47 PM
Did you hurt yourself?
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: mikefork on May 14, 2007, 06:22:47 PM
no but i am now paranoid and scratching every little itch
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: sergio on May 14, 2007, 10:31:14 PM
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i dig baile funk (or funk carioca) yet i cant understand portugese
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So Sergio, are you Italian?


hahahaha. i am colombian
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: travisbickle on May 15, 2007, 12:56:42 PM
-i once was on a trip with my friend and his mother to help her with interior decorating in mississippi or some shit. me and my friend were working on this house that had yet to be occupied but the water ran. i really needed to take a shit, like extremely bad, so i hopped on one of the toilets without even thinking that there wasn't going to be toilet paper.  i started shit and looked for it but of course it wasnt there, all there was around was that bubble wrap you find in boxed up packages...i whiped my ass with it and everytime i whiped the bubbles popped. also, it wouldn't flush so i hid it in the sink's cabinet.

Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: cold budweisers on May 15, 2007, 01:58:12 PM
-you sound like a total dumbass
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: travisbickle on May 15, 2007, 02:02:42 PM
hahaha.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: cold budweisers on May 15, 2007, 05:04:07 PM
hahah i made you edit your post
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: brent on May 15, 2007, 06:04:29 PM
- signed up on a dating site =\
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Stand and Deliver on May 15, 2007, 08:06:47 PM
^^^^ I've done that a couple of times.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: 89-90pistons on May 15, 2007, 09:02:06 PM
and i feel gay about beeing on myspace.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: big sexy on May 16, 2007, 02:31:34 PM
-i really tried drinkin my own semen
-im addicted to meth
-my favorite band is the goo goo dolls
-when i was young one of my neighbors sexually abused me
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: CigaretteBeer on May 16, 2007, 05:25:55 PM
-i once was on a trip with my friend and his mother to help her with interior decorating in mississippi or some shit. me and my friend were working on this house that had yet to be occupied but the water ran. i really needed to take a shit, like extremely bad, so i hopped on one of the toilets without even thinking that there wasn't going to be toilet paper.  i started shit and looked for it but of course it wasnt there, all there was around was that bubble wrap you find in boxed up packages...i whiped my ass with it and everytime i whiped the bubbles popped. also, it wouldn't flush so i hid it in the sink's cabinet.



Hahaha that was an amazing story if I ever heard one.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: tag_king on May 17, 2007, 03:43:48 PM
-i really tried drinkin my own semen
-im addicted to meth
-my favorite band is the goo goo dolls
-when i was young one of my neighbors sexually abused me


good ones.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: CigaretteBeer on May 17, 2007, 03:46:40 PM
I'm right handed but I use my left hand to jack off. The right one just feels weird.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: SLUTBALL on May 17, 2007, 03:59:52 PM
i was the one who farted
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: brent on May 18, 2007, 09:17:23 AM
i really really really dont like the big lebowski
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: cold budweisers on May 18, 2007, 09:20:36 AM
me neither, that movie is annoying as fuck
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: greg on May 18, 2007, 12:52:41 PM
-i really tried drinkin my own semen
-im addicted to meth
-my favorite band is the goo goo dolls
-when i was young one of my neighbors sexually abused me

gold
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: sergio on May 18, 2007, 08:12:29 PM
i really really really dont like the big lebowski

i still have not seen the big lebowski. truth

i cried while watching the last emperor in theaters
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: WILL on May 21, 2007, 09:43:54 PM
i didnt land the front feeble in SBC.
i pretty much have to land primo on a fluke to make me commit to a flip trick down somethin, till the point i dont give a fuck
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: cold budweisers on May 21, 2007, 09:55:56 PM
WOW damn will those were crazy confessions dewd  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) x forever
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: stagefright on May 21, 2007, 10:15:40 PM
s town holla's new account
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: cold budweisers on May 21, 2007, 10:34:43 PM
might as well be
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: FuckNameLock on May 21, 2007, 11:00:10 PM
the first couple pages pretty much some me up completely

wont be bothered to read the rest thoe

one thing im pissed about thoe is when people ask me to go to the bar/ parties i always say sure then never show.. im a fuckin asshole and i hate it

i talk behined everyones back (except family, other than that there are no exceptions)

i expect people to be thankfull for everything i do.. and when it doesnt happen i get pissed off

i dont really mind ronsons style... just badmouthed it to get on the bandwagon and realized how much of a douchebag i was after

im starting to think i skate because i want to be better than everyone else... and if thats the case im going to punch myself in the face

like everyone else there is a bit of racism in me.. not openly and i dont mean it.. but when i think stupid shit like stupid chink or whatever i feel like the asshole that i am

i expect to hook up with the best looking women in the room, which is why ive been single for so long

ive tried to steal good friends girls on more than one occasion

im an asshole
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: lophatrophazoa on May 22, 2007, 05:58:30 PM
one thing im pissed about thoe is when people ask me to go to the bar/ parties i always say sure then never show.. im a fuckin asshole and i hate it

yep, but it doesnt really piss me off, just makes me glad that im not there
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: kevbo999 on May 22, 2007, 08:36:16 PM
I'm right handed but I use my left hand to jack off. The right one just feels weird.

Same.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: sebastian toombs on May 24, 2007, 08:23:13 PM
"are you feeling sinister"?
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: simie on May 25, 2007, 08:36:35 AM
This thread is very good. It took me about an hour and half to read last night but I read it all. It has made me think about a lot of things. A lot of things, especially in the first few pages relate to me and I'm quite surprised a lot of other people are in the same position or whatever, weird.

Maybe nobody gives a shit about what I have to say but it's fine, I have been lurking these boards for years but never really posted, here's mine anyway...

I am sometimes embarrased to be a skateboarder, and regret starting sometimes. From the ages of 10-16 I had absolutely nothing going on in my life whatsoever besides skateboarding. It was the only thing I really gave a shit about. Just before I turned 17 (last september) I started going to the pubs and whatnot so I kinda started having a "social life" outside skateboarding. It was really cool at first, you'd see all the people you used to go to school with (left when I was 16) and catch up with them. A lot of people would come up to me and be like "Yo, I still see you skate sometimes, that's pretty cool you've stuck it out so long" and I get kinda stoked on that. Other people are like "isn't that what you do when you're about 13?!" and other people are just dicks about it. I wouldn't have said I was an "outcast" at school but a lot of people wouldnt talk to me pretty much purely for the fact I was a skateboarder. Lame. I'm kinda over the pub now, same people, every week, same conversations etc., bored of it.

There are maybe 7-10 people in my life I can truly say I care about, not including my family. I think the Bob Dylan lyric "All these people we used to know, they're an illusion to me now" applies to me. All these people I was at school at, all my work colleagues etc., they act like they are my best friends but when I hopefully move on in my life in a few years time, I won't really remember or truly care about them.

I don't have a lot of confidence around girls. This is where the "I had nothing in my life but skateboarding" comes in. I didn't really do a lot with my life through these ages, and these are the ages where you kinda start to "experiment" with girls and other things teenagers generally do. I do think I have missed out on some things in life due to skateboarding. I have had some good, infact, fucking amazing times due to skateboarding but I often wonder, "what if..." I am in a position at the moment where I would love to be in a relationship with one of my best friends, but if I tried to make a move, I'd be scared incase she knocked me back or thought less of me. I have been in this position since about last October. It's really, really shit. Whoever said they were single for so long because they always thought they were gonna hook up with the best girl in the bar, that is completely me. I think way too high of myself. This applies to skateboarding as when I get filmed now and again, if I don't land it bolts, it's SHIT. It's not really, and I don't even mind other people landing tricks sketchy or that, but if I do it, then to me it's shit. I just think way too much about everything.

I am pretty lazy. I know teenagers have a tendancy to be lazy or that but I am pretty lazy. I don't have a lot of motivation to much things. I filmed my cousins waiting on the 30th of December last year, kinda as a favour, and I still haven't finished editing it together, because I can not be arsed/have no motivation to do it. That was 5 months ago almost. I feel kinda bad about it and I keep telling myself I need to do it but when it comes to actually doing it, I just think, fuck it, I will tomorrow. The motivation thing comes in with skateboarding too. I go skateboarding near enough everyday it is dry, but I just do the same tricks over and over, the ones I am most comfortable with. Without being bigheaded, I reckon I could have the ability to be quite good at skateboarding, but I just can not be fucked. I will try a new trick once, and think, shit, that was hard, we'll go back to the ones I can do without much effort.

I generally don't tell lies, but for some reason when I am talking to somebody about religion (once in a blue moon), I always tell them I am agnostic, whereas I think I do believe in God. I am not too sure why I do this actually, I'm not too clued up about religion.

I feel pretty guilty about my mam. My dad works 3 on, 3 off in Egypt and my brother is away at university so it is just me and her in the house usually. I work 7.30am - 4.30pm and when I come home, I'll say hello and just come straight on the computer. When my dinner is ready, we will sat and chat for about 5-10 minutes maybe and once that's over, I'll either go out skateboarding if the weather permits, or if not, just sit on the computer all night, then to my bed. She must feel pretty lonely sometimes, and I feel so guilty of not making the effort to be around her. I think my parents think I do not appreciate them or the things they do for me, and deep down I do, but I just don't know how to show it, and this probably comes across as pretty stubborn. They bought me my first car about 4 months ago, and seriously, I was stoked, but I think they thought I not really thankful. If I ever want to buy something, say worth a few hundred quid, they will loan me it usually no problem. They know they will get their money back and I always fully pay them back, but I know a lot of other kids whose parents wouldn't do that for them. She will put off her plans to stay in if I have something coming in the post.  My mam is usually so good to me, and I don't know how to be thankful. I am, just don't know how to show it.

This might come across as really lame, but I didn't know what "Karma" was until watching My Name Is Earl. I wouldn't say I believe in "Karma" or whatever I'm supposed to call it, but definitely "what comes around goes around." This started one night I was, yes, skateboarding and we were about leave the spot. My friend said to me "Yeah, so are you ready to go?" and I was like "Yeah, wait till this guy falls on his face." He actually did the next try on whatever trick he was doing I laughed. I think we were heading for this takeaway place for some food and I always ollie this little curb cut thing everytime on the way. I fell on my chin, luckily I managed to laugh it off but since then, if I ever speak shit on anybody, even if it's in my head, I will instantly regret it. I suppose it is making me a slightly better person...

I dislike people who are always negative, but I'm usually pretty negative myself. I try my hardest not to be judgemental, but sometimes, I just can't help it. You know when you see somebody and just think "He MUST be a prick"? I do this all the time.

I do dumb things everyday, like pull really stupid faces, speak to myself etc. to keep myself sane. This might not have made any sense whatsoever, but it does to me.

I really oppose change. I like things the way they are most of the time, but there are many things I would like to change about myself.

I think I've said enough now...
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: donnie_murdo on May 25, 2007, 08:49:31 AM
hey Simie, i have to admit i didn't read all that as i'm working, BUT, speak to your Mum, watch some TV with her, like whatever Channel 4 is showing about 8-8.30, she'll appreciate it, it's mostly things like Grand Designs or that thing about being naked, but she'll be stoked, i lived alone with my Mum when i was your age, totally hang out with her, she's a mate as well as your Mum, speaking to her and just letting her know how you feel (not in a crap way) will make her stoked on you and let her know your ok - honesly speak to someone for more than 10 minutes a day about something they're interested in is worth it.

As for girls, seriously drinking will sort that out, dont' ever think you're going to hook up with chicks just speak to them normally, a "hiya, how's it going" at the bar while waitign to get served will go alot further than you can imagine, but don't hit on girls, that wreaks of desperation, just mellow, "hiya's" will hook you up, if you expect nothing the worst that can happen is nothing, be cool and you will end up hooking up, also if there's chick you like and you just say hiya to them at the bar, and go there every week, you'll become familiar, and then well you're on a winner.

Just remember MELLOW is the key !

As for being lazy, fuck man motivation is a bitch, just fucking do it, self motivation is pretty hard, but pull the finger out and you'll be stoked, people will be stoked on you if you do shit for them, you just have to do it, don't waste time, you'll regret it, times something you'll never get back, wastiing it on the internet is shit, (i'm workign so i can justify it, and i've got a fractured foot) but just get on it !!!!

I can't wait to get down the park soon !

Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: tag_king on May 25, 2007, 10:30:08 AM
I treat my girlfriend like shit.. well not shit, just don't give her the credit she deserves.. but in doing so she is great to me. But then when ever I turn a new leaf and decide to just be a good boyfriend she does the same thing, and I think about how much I love her. The only time  I am truely content is when I am not treating her as well as I should be. I suppose its not really a confession though, because it just goes to show how girls really do like to be treated terribly.. as sad as that sounds, it's true.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: CigaretteBeer on May 25, 2007, 10:44:44 AM
I treat my girlfriend like shit.. well not shit, just don't give her the credit she deserves.. but in doing so she is great to me. But then when ever I turn a new leaf and decide to just be a good boyfriend she does the same thing, and I think about how much I love her. The only time  I am truely content is when I am not treating her as well as I should be. I suppose its not really a confession though, because it just goes to show how girls really do like to be treated terribly.. as sad as that sounds, it's true.

Yeah it's weird. All my girlfriends were nicer when I was being a dick and not paying attention to them. But when you're really nice and trying to do things for them they become a spoiled bitch and take advantage of you.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: simie on May 25, 2007, 11:20:59 AM
Thanks donnie. Will take some of that on board. I wrote quite a lot there but I couldn't sleep last night and just thought about shit so I guess I just wrote it all out there.

Hopefully see you down the park sometime when the foot is better..!  :)
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: sfa on May 25, 2007, 01:13:41 PM
i met this girl at a bright eyes show last night and she has cowabunga tattoo'd on her ass along with all 4 ninja turtles.

i want to have sex with her, and ive spent the day hunting her down on myspace.

i feel creepy.

Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: jrock on May 25, 2007, 01:26:42 PM
hahaha!  I think we're all guilty of a creepy myspace stalk or two ...(or ten....)
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: mikefork on May 25, 2007, 02:48:13 PM
i am meeting a girl from myspace tomorrow making that the third time i have done this
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Post by: CigaretteBeer on May 26, 2007, 12:00:13 AM
I met a mormon girl from myspace and took her virginity. I went to a bbq at her parents house and her dad was a huge bald alien looking guy trying to get me to come to a mormon meeting. She eventually got kicked out of her house for dating me. Oh and I got her drunk for the first time. But she was from Brazil and her arm pits always smelled so I was over it.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: sebastian toombs on May 26, 2007, 11:33:04 AM
Thanks donnie. Will take some of that on board. I wrote quite a lot there but I couldn't sleep last night and just thought about shit so I guess I just wrote it all out there.

Hopefully see you down the park sometime when the foot is better..!  :)

find a nice restaurant (not fancy, but nice), say "mum lets go check that place out," and then make it your treat.   im in ontario and all my family and friends, except for my girl, are back in bc, and whenever i go there the first thing i do is take my mum out for lunch or dinner or something.   i literally have to drag her because shes all keen to make food for me...    i feel bad because my mom and dad are kind of by themselves now, with me on the other side of the country and my brother and his wife now living in the BC interior.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Peter on May 26, 2007, 11:53:21 AM
I bought a board at west 49 once because my local shop was closed
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: sergio on May 26, 2007, 02:09:25 PM
I bought a board at west 49 once because my local shop was closed

on the skate confession tip. i skated with a pair of these. no shame

(http://www.kateskates.co.uk/pics/images/KatesKates/OsirisD32001BlackRedLarge.jpg)
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: beefheart on May 27, 2007, 10:33:09 AM
i never really liked harold hunter's skating.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: cold budweisers on May 27, 2007, 01:17:19 PM
a lot of people didn't like his skating
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: max power on May 27, 2007, 02:38:02 PM
a lot of people didn't like his skating
until he passed away
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Post by: Zurg on May 27, 2007, 02:56:25 PM
alot still dont
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: damian on May 28, 2007, 01:58:10 AM
I treat my girlfriend like shit.. well not shit, just don't give her the credit she deserves.. but in doing so she is great to me. But then when ever I turn a new leaf and decide to just be a good boyfriend she does the same thing, and I think about how much I love her. The only time  I am truely content is when I am not treating her as well as I should be. I suppose its not really a confession though, because it just goes to show how girls really do like to be treated terribly.. as sad as that sounds, it's true.

yo tag_king, the blue jays aren't doing as bad as the yankees, if they sweep them in the upcoming series, they'd be 3 1/2 games up.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: beefheart on May 28, 2007, 04:54:29 PM
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a lot of people didn't like his skating
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until he passed away

exactly man. like i saw him on skate maps a few years ago and i just thought "well he seems like a cool guy but his skating is so ugly"
then he died and everybody started praising his skills.
dude was real though.

confession: i treat my woman like shit and she treats me well in return. but we both have shitty attitudes so we balance each other out.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Wooderson on May 28, 2007, 06:25:13 PM
alot of girls have been interested in me, but up until recently ive ignored them, not talked to them, and then later i regret it and get kindof pissed off and a little anxious. then you try to talk to them again and there not into you as much, and you really have to make an effort. so stupid
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: john on May 28, 2007, 09:18:58 PM
alot of girls have been interested in me, but up until recently ive ignored them, not talked to them, and then later i regret it and get kindof pissed off and a little anxious. then you try to talk to them again and there not into you as much, and you really have to make an effort. so stupid
word.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: cold budweisers on May 29, 2007, 06:44:56 AM
meeting girls sucks especially when they are hot and awesome and you are lame so you didn't get the digits and you will probably never see them again
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Rob. on May 29, 2007, 07:28:39 AM
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Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: E.l.G on May 29, 2007, 12:58:43 PM
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alot of girls have been interested in me, but up until recently ive ignored them, not talked to them, and then later i regret it and get kindof pissed off and a little anxious. then you try to talk to them again and there not into you as much, and you really have to make an effort. so stupid
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word.

I would have to say word also. Oh well, not much you can do about it.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Wooderson on May 29, 2007, 02:05:17 PM
i get kindof mournful about it after awhile too. the best thing to do is just  skate though
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: max power on May 29, 2007, 03:37:48 PM
last night i dreamed i was riding a fixie and i liked it.
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Post by: mikefork on May 29, 2007, 03:50:35 PM
last night i dreamed i was riding a fixie and i liked it.
i rode a fixie today and it was kind of cool. i wouldn't go out and ride one everyday because they're kind of hard to ride
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: cold budweisers on May 29, 2007, 03:57:23 PM
i rode one and i thought it was dumb as fuck.  coasting is the best part of riding a bike.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: max power on May 29, 2007, 04:38:39 PM
i'd build one, but i have other bike shit happening that is more important at the moment. it's just a bike though, i don't see how people get SO caught up in that shit.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Dangerdoom on May 29, 2007, 09:58:44 PM
I bite my nails pretty bad. I've tried to stop so many times, but I just always go back to it.

I've had D3's too...

Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: urujuay on May 30, 2007, 12:40:03 PM
i rode one and i thought it was dumb as fuck.  coasting is the best part of riding a bike.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: tag_king on May 30, 2007, 01:40:21 PM
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I treat my girlfriend like shit.. well not shit, just don't give her the credit she deserves.. but in doing so she is great to me. But then when ever I turn a new leaf and decide to just be a good boyfriend she does the same thing, and I think about how much I love her. The only time  I am truely content is when I am not treating her as well as I should be. I suppose its not really a confession though, because it just goes to show how girls really do like to be treated terribly.. as sad as that sounds, it's true.
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yo tag_king, the blue jays aren't doing as bad as the yankees, if they sweep them in the upcoming series, they'd be 3 1/2 games up.

yah I haven't lost hope.. and even if the jays arent doing great, better then the yankees is better then nothing.. plus doing it with a homeplate steal is always nice..
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: 03harriso on May 30, 2007, 02:36:09 PM
Im 18 and like to look lick my 12 year old brothers shitter. it tastes really good!!!!!11!!
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: lophatrophazoa on May 30, 2007, 07:54:07 PM
lol how big are your wide leggers? you into ur mom jokes too eh yah?
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: sfa on May 31, 2007, 09:28:48 AM
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I treat my girlfriend like shit.. well not shit, just don't give her the credit she deserves.. but in doing so she is great to me. But then when ever I turn a new leaf and decide to just be a good boyfriend she does the same thing, and I think about how much I love her. The only time  I am truely content is when I am not treating her as well as I should be. I suppose its not really a confession though, because it just goes to show how girls really do like to be treated terribly.. as sad as that sounds, it's true.
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yo tag_king, the blue jays aren't doing as bad as the yankees, if they sweep them in the upcoming series, they'd be 3 1/2 games up.
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yah I haven't lost hope.. and even if the jays arent doing great, better then the yankees is better then nothing.. plus doing it with a homeplate steal is always nice..


RED SOX BITCH!!!!!!! YOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!! 22 GAME HIT STREAK!!

THE AL EAST IS OURS BITCHES!!!!!!!
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: coolio on May 31, 2007, 07:11:58 PM
i want to quit masturbating daily, but i cant...and im in a relationship
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: mikefork on May 31, 2007, 07:26:09 PM
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I treat my girlfriend like shit.. well not shit, just don't give her the credit she deserves.. but in doing so she is great to me. But then when ever I turn a new leaf and decide to just be a good boyfriend she does the same thing, and I think about how much I love her. The only time  I am truely content is when I am not treating her as well as I should be. I suppose its not really a confession though, because it just goes to show how girls really do like to be treated terribly.. as sad as that sounds, it's true.
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yo tag_king, the blue jays aren't doing as bad as the yankees, if they sweep them in the upcoming series, they'd be 3 1/2 games up.
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yah I haven't lost hope.. and even if the jays arent doing great, better then the yankees is better then nothing.. plus doing it with a homeplate steal is always nice..

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RED SOX BITCH!!!!!!! YOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!! 22 GAME HIT STREAK!!

THE AL EAST IS OURS BITCHES!!!!!!!
wicked soopa kick ass guy
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: greg on June 01, 2007, 05:49:25 AM
goddammit people, way to ruin the topic. 

this is supposed to be REAL confessions, suspect behavior, not some little internet portal where you can bitch about how much your life sucks

fucking fags, goddammit
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: mailroomstar on June 01, 2007, 06:57:45 PM
My girlfriend has herpes and i don't fucking care because i love her, we've been having sex constantly for a long time and i haven't gotten it (blood work confirmed) so fuck it.  Feels good to type that because none of my friends know.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Stand and Deliver on June 01, 2007, 07:03:12 PM
^^^^ Proper confession.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: max power on June 01, 2007, 08:01:33 PM
My girlfriend has herpes and i don't fucking care because i love her, we've been having sex constantly for a long time and i haven't gotten it (blood work confirmed) so fuck it.  Feels good to type that because none of my friends know.
so long as she's on the valtrex you're probably gold
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: 89-90pistons on June 03, 2007, 10:20:20 PM
highway to the danger zone.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: vic-film on June 04, 2007, 11:06:18 PM
sometimes i listen to pop music that is probably on the top 100
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Chas on June 04, 2007, 11:21:53 PM
My girlfriend has herpes and i don't fucking care because i love her, we've been having sex constantly for a long time and i haven't gotten it (blood work confirmed) so fuck it.  Feels good to type that because none of my friends know.

yeah good one alex, you thought we wouldn't find out, we're your friends we know everything dude
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: imsocool!!! on June 04, 2007, 11:48:36 PM
sometimes i listen to rap/pop stuff and  i have a thing at my school to check your grades at home and i never told my parents and its been 3 years and im almost in highschool and if i don't pass i can't go to highschool and im faling like every class even pe
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: stagefright on June 04, 2007, 11:51:56 PM
remember when slap was taken over by high school kids? now they give way to elementary schoolers...braeley skate, tiredofitall, kev, jordan webber, gest are all under 13, and post accordingly
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Gest on June 04, 2007, 11:57:31 PM
remember when slap was taken over by high school kids? now they give way to elementary schoolers...braeley skate, tiredofitall, kev, jordan webber, gest are all under 13, and post accordingly

oh yeah im 13 doi!
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: imsocool!!! on June 05, 2007, 12:22:39 AM
yea im above all the rest im 14 yea son wait let me be cool fuck dude your a fucking faggot im 14 dumbass
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: isaac on June 05, 2007, 12:44:22 AM
i truely don't give a fuck about El Toro.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: mailroomstar on June 05, 2007, 09:50:47 AM
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My girlfriend has herpes and i don't fucking care because i love her, we've been having sex constantly for a long time and i haven't gotten it (blood work confirmed) so fuck it.  Feels good to type that because none of my friends know.
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yeah good one alex, you thought we wouldn't find out, we're your friends we know everything dude

hah... that's some good myspace sleuthing... dick
but seriously, can't the sanctity of the confession thread be respected?
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: sweets on June 05, 2007, 12:33:59 PM
i truely don't give a fuck about El Toro.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Wooderson on June 05, 2007, 03:19:41 PM
i love skateboarding all the time, but sometimes i wish i was one of those douchebags who hangs out with hot girls and parties every week
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Stand and Deliver on June 05, 2007, 03:33:20 PM
i have a thing at my school to check your grades at home and i never told my parents and its been 3 years and im almost in highschool and if i don't pass i can't go to highschool and im faling like every class even pe

How about you focus your account and go fucking study?  Because you really have to be some sort of new level retard to fail elementary junior high.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: YuNg MaNo on June 05, 2007, 05:18:56 PM
I failed 9th grade
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: bentmode on June 05, 2007, 06:22:15 PM
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i have a thing at my school to check your grades at home and i never told my parents and its been 3 years and im almost in highschool and if i don't pass i can't go to highschool and im faling like every class even pe
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How about you focus your account and go fucking study?  Because you really have to be some sort of new level retard to fail elementary junior high.

to be fair, i barley passed junior high, but then again i didnt apply my self and had to hear about it all the time.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Stand and Deliver on June 05, 2007, 06:25:20 PM
That's a bummer.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: max power on June 05, 2007, 08:46:49 PM
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My girlfriend has herpes and i don't fucking care because i love her, we've been having sex constantly for a long time and i haven't gotten it (blood work confirmed) so fuck it.  Feels good to type that because none of my friends know.
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yeah good one alex, you thought we wouldn't find out, we're your friends we know everything dude
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hah... that's some good myspace sleuthing... dick
but seriously, can't the sanctity of the confession thread be respected?
lifestyle hammer
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Useful Idiot on June 05, 2007, 08:56:44 PM
"he doesn't apply himself"

that has echoed through my life from teachers, family, friends, etc. Bad thing is now I'm finding out it's true.

Marty McFly syndrome? *shrugs*


ps: I hate going to spots where I can't even do one trick
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Gest on June 05, 2007, 10:12:17 PM
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but sometimes i wish i was one of those douchebags who hangs out with hot girls and parties every week
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Every now and then I'll ponder the same thing, but it definitely is lame as fuck.

were you that dude who did that natrual-koncept-esque roofdrop?
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: silverstar215 on June 05, 2007, 10:23:48 PM
i tell my parents ill stay out of north philly but thats usually the only place i end up skating.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: sweets on June 05, 2007, 10:27:59 PM
i tell my parents ill stay out of north philly but thats usually the only place i end up skating.


Seems like West Philly is worse these days anyway. I did the same shit when I was a kid.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: imsocool!!! on June 05, 2007, 10:58:36 PM
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i have a thing at my school to check your grades at home and i never told my parents and its been 3 years and im almost in highschool and if i don't pass i can't go to highschool and im faling like every class even pe
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How about you focus your account and go fucking study?  Because you really have to be some sort of new level retard to fail elementary junior high.
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to be fair, i barley passed junior high, but then again i didnt apply my self and had to hear about it all the time.

yea same i just don't try and once you miss one thing u get bihind so much it sucks pretty bad even if u have a d+ u don't pass last time i passed by .02 percent it was the best
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: vitunvesa on June 06, 2007, 10:53:31 PM
I jerked off everyday after school in the woods when I was about 8years old
I jerked off in the chairlift when I was 20years old

thanks for sharing.

Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: cold budweisers on June 06, 2007, 11:47:24 PM
I jerked off everyday after school in the woods when I was about 8years old
did you cum?
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: imsocool!!! on June 07, 2007, 12:17:52 AM
I jerked off everyday after school in the woods when I was about 8years old
I jerked off in the chairlift when I was 20years old

thanks for sharing.



a little to early if u ask me
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: plastic bench nerd on June 07, 2007, 02:03:21 AM
like greg said a few pages back, thus ehread is becoming trash, except for the jerking off in the woods confesion.....
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: vitunvesa on June 07, 2007, 04:24:11 AM
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I jerked off everyday after school in the woods when I was about 8years old
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did you cum?

hmm. not sure but I guess I didn't 'cause I remember that the first times I wanked I didn't 'cum' at all. Like I got the orgasm but didn't ejaculate at all



Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: vitunvesa on June 07, 2007, 04:33:28 AM
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I jerked off everyday after school in the woods when I was about 8years old
I jerked off in the chairlift when I was 20years old

thanks for sharing.


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a little to early if u ask me

I was just a little jolly wanker laying in the woods back then...I don't know when other guys started doing that shit.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: urujuay on June 07, 2007, 06:25:32 PM
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I jerked off everyday after school in the woods when I was about 8years old
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did you cum?
that was the best post ever.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: urujuay on June 07, 2007, 06:28:13 PM
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but sometimes i wish i was one of those douchebags who hangs out with hot girls and parties every week
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Every now and then I'll ponder the same thing, but it definitely is lame as fuck.
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natrual-koncept-esque
i hope you don't talk like that in real life.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: diegomenendez on June 07, 2007, 09:43:09 PM
My dad drove my sister, her friend, my girlfriend and I to some museum about 4 hours from my place (we left at like 5am, so we brought blankes and pillows).

So me and the girl are in the back row of his van, just chillin layin down. I finger her, she sucks my dick, then we fucked.

My sisters friend would peek over her seat and we would just freeze, then continue. One of the most awkward sex escapades I've had, very...VERY quiet sex.

Dad asked me today what my funniest jack off story was, I just told him I banged the girl in the back of his van while he was driving

Dad said nice
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: akimpy0b on June 07, 2007, 10:04:39 PM
My dad drove my sister, her friend, my girlfriend and I to some museum about 4 hours from my place (we left at like 5am, so we brought blankes and pillows).

So me and the girl are in the back row of his van, just chillin layin down. I finger her, she sucks my dick, then we fucked.

My sisters friend would peek over her seat and we would just freeze, then continue. One of the most awkward sex escapades I've had, very...VERY quiet sex.

Dad asked me today what my funniest jack off story was, I just told him I banged the girl in the back of his van while he was driving

Dad said nice
reading that story while looking at phillip  banks was pretty funny.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: wuust on June 08, 2007, 03:44:07 AM
sometimes when i go out to skate, i think i'm so good but actually i m not

i really can't stand younger kids that are better than me, except a few,but still

after sex/masturbation i have no intrest in girls what so ever, even the cuddling after.. all i can think of is skating then

skated for ten years and have yet to drop in on vert, i did the roll in this year though
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: sleeping. on June 09, 2007, 03:33:06 AM
my confession is that i'm not comfortable with the idea of expressing my flaws to anyone, including the slap message boards.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: tonycoxhox on June 09, 2007, 07:03:36 AM
I was just a little jolly wanker laying in the woods back then...

 you must have looked really cute and cool
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: The Slap Poster Formerly Known As Shughe on June 14, 2007, 11:20:43 AM
-i want to be sponsored
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Peter on June 14, 2007, 03:21:54 PM
-i want to be sponsored
sometimes i want to send my shop a tape or something, just because i'm sick of paying full price for boards.
but after supporting the local shop for a few years, the owner has started to give me 20% off most stuff in the store, so that's just as good.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: beefheart on June 14, 2007, 08:27:25 PM
i ditch my girlfriend/sex to skate
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea on June 16, 2007, 06:10:46 AM
My dad drove my sister, her friend, my girlfriend and I to some museum about 4 hours from my place (we left at like 5am, so we brought blankes and pillows).

So me and the girl are in the back row of his van, just chillin layin down. I finger her, she sucks my dick, then we fucked.

My sisters friend would peek over her seat and we would just freeze, then continue. One of the most awkward sex escapades I've had, very...VERY quiet sex.

Dad asked me today what my funniest jack off story was, I just told him I banged the girl in the back of his van while he was driving

Dad said nice
Are u the gunman?
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: sfa on June 16, 2007, 10:07:58 AM
i turned 30 today.

and let me tell you,

any one bitching about it is a pussy.

thats not a confession, but i felt like saying it.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: H8R on June 16, 2007, 12:44:44 PM
^happy birthday fellow gemini!  :)


heres some of mine...

i don't like having pets.  i used to have this pet goldfish, he was my best friend, then he died, it totally sucked.  no pets for me.

i've never gone surfing or snowboarding but those are the 2 things i swore i'd do before i die.

i can swim but i've been afraid of going into the ocean since i saw JAWS when i was a kid...and i grew up around coney island.  since then i've never gone any deeper than waist level.

i fear all bugs and most animals but i love watching the discovery channel.

i've been skating on and off for two decades and i still can't do a treflip...someone please shoot me.

i'm the worst boyfriend any girl can have.  i'm in my 30's and my longest relationship has yet to surpass 1 year.  i try to be thoughtful but forget anything thats considered important to a woman. 

i like that TV show extreme makeover home edition even though every epiosde is a tear jerker.

i used to be a drug addict.  nothing crazy like heroin or crack but coke, weed, mesc, acid were my drugs of choice and in copious amounts, and also alcohol and cigarettes.  i even went as far as to sort the "reds" out of a contact capsule(cold medicine) because i was jonesing and was told it was supposed to be speed.  now i smoke some weed here and there, drink beer, but quit smoking cigs and the rest of the drugs. 

i like porn a lot but i don't think thats a confession so much as given.     
   
i like chicks who can squirt when they cum.  i've only been with one and i let her bust her load on my face and loved it.  it was awesome. 
   
i love skating but i hate where its been and where its going.  it use to be an activity for outcasts, for people who didn't fit in.  now its totally jocked out and mainstream and i hate being a part of it.

i'm bitter about not ever going anywhere with skateboarding.  i killed everything in front of me up until i was 15 or so, then i traded it all away for sex and drugs, plus my parents hating it didn't help.  i did eventually find my way back to it so i guess its a good thing.

i've had sex with numerous women without using a condom and i've only been tested twice in my life.  i try rocking the hat many a times but my dick goes limp.  i hate condoms!
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: plastic bench nerd on June 16, 2007, 02:03:35 PM
i turned 30 today.

and let me tell you,

any one bitching about it is a pussy.

thats not a confession, but i felt like saying it.

happy b-day sfa!!!!

the big 3 ooohh! youre in the prime of youre life at 30 yrs young ;)
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Mentos on June 16, 2007, 03:01:35 PM
School. Sick of everything about it and want to leave but know if I do I'll end up regretting it. So I'm pretty much stuck here.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea on June 18, 2007, 12:57:33 AM

i like chicks who can squirt when they cum.  i've only been with one and i let her bust her load on my face and loved it.  it was awesome. 
 

i've had sex with numerous women without using a condom and i've only been tested twice in my life.  i try rocking the hat many a times but my dick goes limp.  i hate condoms!
That squirting thing, thats what I call a confession!!

And about the condoms, you should try Infini condoms (www.manix.net), they are only 0,02 mm (regular condoms are about 0,06-0,08) and you feel a LOT more. And it IS safer. Sex without protecting yourself is just plain stupid nowadays, no offense, I guess you know what I mean...
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: sfa on June 18, 2007, 10:38:53 AM
ok, this is getting funnier again.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: H8R on June 18, 2007, 11:38:13 AM
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i like chicks who can squirt when they cum.  i've only been with one and i let her bust her load on my face and loved it.  it was awesome. 
 

i've had sex with numerous women without using a condom and i've only been tested twice in my life.  i try rocking the hat many a times but my dick goes limp.  i hate condoms!
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That squirting thing, thats what I call a confession!!

And about the condoms, you should try Infini condoms (www.manix.net), they are only 0,02 mm (regular condoms are about 0,06-0,08) and you feel a LOT more. And it IS safer. Sex without protecting yourself is just plain stupid nowadays, no offense, I guess you know what I mean...

i wish was a better boyfriend to her or atleast that we had a nicer break up, just for booty call reasons. 
i know that shits sounds gross/freaky to some of you dudes but my dick stayed/stays hard for this girl.
when i jerk off, i don't put on porn, i just think of all the times she blasted me in the face...yeah i'm a horndog.   ;D

i hear you about condoms.  i need to get tested more often and get use to rocking them on a regular basis.  maybe i need to take some viagra then slip the badboy on?
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Post by: www.Crailtap.com on June 18, 2007, 10:29:55 PM
i like chicks who can squirt when they cum.  i've only been with one and i let her bust her load on my face and loved it.  it was awesome. 

The Gav squirts when he eats.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: dem hoes squawkin levitra on June 19, 2007, 01:15:40 AM
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i like chicks who can squirt when they cum.  i've only been with one and i let her bust her load on my face and loved it.  it was awesome. 
 

i've had sex with numerous women without using a condom and i've only been tested twice in my life.  i try rocking the hat many a times but my dick goes limp.  i hate condoms!
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That squirting thing, thats what I call a confession!!

And about the condoms, you should try Infini condoms (www.manix.net), they are only 0,02 mm (regular condoms are about 0,06-0,08) and you feel a LOT more. And it IS safer. Sex without protecting yourself is just plain stupid nowadays, no offense, I guess you know what I mean...
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i wish was a better boyfriend to her or atleast that we had a nicer break up, just for booty call reasons. 
i know that shits sounds gross/freaky to some of you dudes but my dick stayed/stays hard for this girl.
when i jerk off, i don't put on porn, i just think of all the times she blasted me in the face...yeah i'm a horndog.   ;D

i hear you about condoms.  i need to get tested more often and get use to rocking them on a regular basis.  maybe i need to take some viagra then slip the badboy on?

reverse facial action right there..
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Post by: bentmode on June 19, 2007, 05:44:45 PM
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i like chicks who can squirt when they cum.  i've only been with one and i let her bust her load on my face and loved it.  it was awesome. 
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The Gav squirts when he eats.


hahahhahahah best gav joke ever.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: 03harriso on June 20, 2007, 11:15:26 AM
My confessions:

I like to suck my mums titties when she is asleep

I dream of bumming my brother
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea on June 23, 2007, 02:39:37 PM
my confessions:

Me and my girlfriend have lived together for a year, and because of this... I hate her fucking guts.

Just to fully understand...are you still together? Is it, like, you hate her but donīt break up cause you like to hatefuck her and while hatefucking her you think all the mean things you would like to say to her?
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Mackattack on June 24, 2007, 07:37:12 PM
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I was just a little jolly wanker laying in the woods back then...
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 you must have looked really cute and cool

i dont know why but thats the funniest thing ive ever read on slap
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: imsocool!!! on June 24, 2007, 11:11:30 PM
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I jerked off everyday after school in the woods when I was about 8years old
I jerked off in the chairlift when I was 20years old

thanks for sharing.


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a little to early if u ask me
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I was just a little jolly wanker laying in the woods back then...I don't know when other guys started doing that shit.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: imsocool!!! on June 25, 2007, 12:10:55 AM
My confessions:

I like to suck my mums titties when she is asleep

I dream of bumming my brother
something tells me this is a lie
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: hatehatehatehate on June 25, 2007, 01:34:53 AM
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y8/pissface/inuse.jpg)
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea on June 26, 2007, 01:48:33 AM
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y8/pissface/inuse.jpg)
So good.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Mentos on June 26, 2007, 02:05:30 AM
I know what Tonycoxhox looks like.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: brent on June 26, 2007, 03:34:41 PM
i bet he looks cute and cool.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: cold budweisers on June 26, 2007, 04:33:04 PM
tonycoxhox is my boyfriend
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: lophatrophazoa on June 26, 2007, 07:45:56 PM
I know what Tonycoxhox looks like.

tonycoxhox knows what i look like  :-\
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea on June 27, 2007, 04:37:37 AM
I know what Tonycoxhox looks like.
Me too!!!
He does look very different from what I expected him to look like...
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: cold budweisers on June 27, 2007, 09:17:52 AM
you look like ryan sheckler
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Post by: imsocool!!! on June 27, 2007, 11:49:10 AM
i knew what he looked like before i had a slap account
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: tonycoxhox on June 27, 2007, 12:28:11 PM
what the fuck
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: fin on June 27, 2007, 02:00:39 PM
im watching tony cox hox rite now...
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: mikefork on June 27, 2007, 02:02:33 PM
i am myspace friends with tonycoxhox
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: imsocool!!! on June 27, 2007, 02:28:54 PM
i have the skateboarder calender and your in it doing a wallie of a barrier
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: bentmode on June 28, 2007, 06:40:48 PM
i am myspace friends with tonycoxhox

im not :(
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: lophatrophazoa on June 28, 2007, 07:03:36 PM
i am  :P
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: mikefork on June 28, 2007, 07:12:06 PM
^i totally forgot that we were myspace friends
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: cold budweisers on June 28, 2007, 10:50:38 PM
i am myspace friends with steve urkel and tonycoxhox and brooklyn brawler
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: brent on June 28, 2007, 10:58:57 PM
i wanna be myspace friends with you guys post links
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: cold budweisers on June 28, 2007, 11:02:43 PM
kewl lets b frienz
www.myspace.com/ratworship (http://www.myspace.com/ratworship)
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Boston on June 29, 2007, 02:06:14 AM
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=149532776
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Mackattack on June 29, 2007, 10:33:32 PM
yeaah boston!
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Venture1 on June 30, 2007, 10:26:58 AM
I met a mormon girl from myspace and took her virginity. I went to a bbq at her parents house and her dad was a huge bald alien looking guy trying to get me to come to a mormon meeting. She eventually got kicked out of her house for dating me. Oh and I got her drunk for the first time. But she was from Brazil and her arm pits always smelled so I was over it.

HAAAAAAA!
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: andrew4lyfe on June 30, 2007, 06:04:34 PM
what does being brazilian have to do with her armpits smelling?
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Post by: Meth and Hookers on June 30, 2007, 10:00:44 PM
i just lolled so hard
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: tag_king on July 04, 2007, 07:22:03 AM
I've been able to hold down some pretty good looking chicks in my life.. but the ones I think about are the dirty disgusting hoes.. I don't know why.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: donnie_murdo on July 04, 2007, 07:36:38 AM
I've been able to hold down some pretty good looking chicks in my life.. but the ones I think about are the dirty disgusting hoes.. I don't know why.

Man i can totally relate to that one, it's just that dirty girls, well are just very good, but pretty and dirty girls are better, but harder to come across (teeheehee)
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Alan on July 04, 2007, 08:45:44 AM
Dirty sluts will almost always do anything you want instantly, whereas the good looking ones require more work and I can't be arsed  about that...
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Meth and Hookers on July 04, 2007, 05:50:17 PM
i can only fuck girls i hate
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: imsocool!!! on July 05, 2007, 01:33:51 AM
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I met a mormon girl from myspace and took her virginity. I went to a bbq at her parents house and her dad was a huge bald alien looking guy trying to get me to come to a mormon meeting. She eventually got kicked out of her house for dating me. Oh and I got her drunk for the first time. But she was from Brazil and her arm pits always smelled so I was over it.
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HAAAAAAA!
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Anton on July 05, 2007, 05:50:19 AM
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but sometimes i wish i was one of those douchebags who hangs out with hot girls and parties every week
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Every now and then I'll ponder the same thing, but it definitely is lame as fuck.

i party every week but i dont look retarded, u can party without being a douche
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: imsocool!!! on July 06, 2007, 12:55:46 AM
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but sometimes i wish i was one of those douchebags who hangs out with hot girls and parties every week
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Every now and then I'll ponder the same thing, but it definitely is lame as fuck.
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i party every week but i dont look retarded, u can party without being a douche
you must have skills
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: bentmode on July 06, 2007, 11:55:16 AM
if you arent going to contribute to the thread with more than a ha ha or some retarded side line comment then dont add anything at all.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: greg on July 06, 2007, 02:48:54 PM
^happy birthday fellow gemini!  :)


heres some of mine...

i don't like having pets.  i used to have this pet goldfish, he was my best friend, then he died, it totally sucked.  no pets for me.

i've never gone surfing or snowboarding but those are the 2 things i swore i'd do before i die.

i can swim but i've been afraid of going into the ocean since i saw JAWS when i was a kid...and i grew up around coney island.  since then i've never gone any deeper than waist level.

i fear all bugs and most animals but i love watching the discovery channel.

i've been skating on and off for two decades and i still can't do a treflip...someone please shoot me.

i'm the worst boyfriend any girl can have.  i'm in my 30's and my longest relationship has yet to surpass 1 year.  i try to be thoughtful but forget anything thats considered important to a woman. 

i like that TV show extreme makeover home edition even though every epiosde is a tear jerker.

i used to be a drug addict.  nothing crazy like heroin or crack but coke, weed, mesc, acid were my drugs of choice and in copious amounts, and also alcohol and cigarettes.  i even went as far as to sort the "reds" out of a contact capsule(cold medicine) because i was jonesing and was told it was supposed to be speed.  now i smoke some weed here and there, drink beer, but quit smoking cigs and the rest of the drugs. 

i like porn a lot but i don't think thats a confession so much as given.     
   
i like chicks who can squirt when they cum.  i've only been with one and i let her bust her load on my face and loved it.  it was awesome. 
   
i love skating but i hate where its been and where its going.  it use to be an activity for outcasts, for people who didn't fit in.  now its totally jocked out and mainstream and i hate being a part of it.

i'm bitter about not ever going anywhere with skateboarding.  i killed everything in front of me up until i was 15 or so, then i traded it all away for sex and drugs, plus my parents hating it didn't help.  i did eventually find my way back to it so i guess its a good thing.

i've had sex with numerous women without using a condom and i've only been tested twice in my life.  i try rocking the hat many a times but my dick goes limp.  i hate condoms!

there was some real shit in here.  this topic is being slowly resurrected and built into something worthy of jayme's idea/first post
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: greg on July 06, 2007, 02:54:38 PM
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i like chicks who can squirt when they cum.  i've only been with one and i let her bust her load on my face and loved it.  it was awesome. 
 

i've had sex with numerous women without using a condom and i've only been tested twice in my life.  i try rocking the hat many a times but my dick goes limp.  i hate condoms!
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That squirting thing, thats what I call a confession!!

And about the condoms, you should try Infini condoms (www.manix.net), they are only 0,02 mm (regular condoms are about 0,06-0,08) and you feel a LOT more. And it IS safer. Sex without protecting yourself is just plain stupid nowadays, no offense, I guess you know what I mean...
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i wish was a better boyfriend to her or atleast that we had a nicer break up, just for booty call reasons. 
i know that shits sounds gross/freaky to some of you dudes but my dick stayed/stays hard for this girl.
when i jerk off, i don't put on porn, i just think of all the times she blasted me in the face...yeah i'm a horndog.   ;D

i hear you about condoms.  i need to get tested more often and get use to rocking them on a regular basis.  maybe i need to take some viagra then slip the badboy on?

this post reminds me of something

i know this dude who is a total doucebag, he's the best friend of the brother of one of my good friends...uhhh...follow that?  good.  anyway, i think he might be secretly in the closet, but he coined a term that we joke about a lot.  dude is weird and will always ask you fucked up questions about personal shit to make you feel uncomfortable.  anyway, to get to the point, you know when you're about to jerk off and you got no porno or "beat off material"?  well, that's when you resort to images of past girlfriends/friends' girlfriends or moms/past teachers/celebrities/etc., we call it the "kaleidoscope beat", because you run sexy images through your mind like a kaleidoscope.  so if you're with a girl and don't end up getting any ass, you always get clowned on for having to resort to a kaleidoscope beat.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Useful Idiot on July 06, 2007, 03:59:38 PM
i can only fuck girls i hate
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Peter on July 06, 2007, 09:03:26 PM
I've only cheated on a girl once before in my life. We had been together a few weeks, and somehow I ended up meeting up with an ex. We kissed once and I felt so guilty about it that I broke up with the girl later that same day so I wouldn't feel as guilty. That plan didn't work out like I had hoped, since I still feel bad about it to this day.

I haven't eaten any chocolate in the last ten years.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Pontoon_Boat on July 06, 2007, 09:46:22 PM
*bes attracted to rowboats*
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Joshewuhh on July 07, 2007, 12:29:31 PM
I watch soap operas.
My favorite is All My Children.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Claude on July 07, 2007, 10:56:49 PM
I've gotten ulcers from excessive worrying/ anxiety about stupid shit.
If I'm by myself I'm pretty much intimidated by everyone.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: jrock on July 07, 2007, 11:27:40 PM
you should go to the dr for that.  there could be a more serious underlying cause (not trying to add to your anxiety, i just know from experience).
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: tonycoxhox on July 08, 2007, 10:44:09 AM
im definitely going to get the new sum 41 album. im so excited.

sorry guys
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Joshewuhh on July 08, 2007, 10:52:58 AM
im definitely going to get the new sum 41 album. im so excited.

sorry guys

That could have been a confession for their last album.
But the new stuff sounds alright.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: imsocool!!! on July 09, 2007, 10:51:36 PM
im definitely going to get the new sum 41 album. im so excited.

sorry guys
that takes a man to say that
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: og de souzas legs on July 11, 2007, 01:40:47 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: I.love.skateboarding on July 12, 2007, 03:49:07 PM
I dont have much to connfess

I have smoked weed a few times before and i feel kinda bad about it

I have never had a girlfreind
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Meth and Hookers on July 12, 2007, 09:10:30 PM
aaand you're twelve
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: I.love.skateboarding on July 13, 2007, 05:59:58 PM
aaand you're twelve
acully im 8 but nice try :)
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: I.love.skateboarding on July 13, 2007, 06:00:42 PM
aaand you're twelve
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: imsocool!!! on July 13, 2007, 11:25:37 PM
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aaand you're twelve
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acully im 8 but nice try :)
8 are you kidding me 8 wow
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: //////////// on July 14, 2007, 12:51:49 AM
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aaand you're twelve
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acully im 8 but nice try :)
this guy is definately a woods jacker-offer
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Venture1 on July 14, 2007, 09:44:24 AM
Whenever my parents have a go at me, I always seek revenge by purposely pissing on the toilet seat.

Makes me feel a little better.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: I.love.skateboarding on July 14, 2007, 08:35:41 PM
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aaand you're twelve
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acully im 8 but nice try :)
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this guy is definately a woods jacker-offer

HELL YEA I AM!!!!

by the way im not realy eight im fourteen the post were i said i was eight was sarcasam
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: mikefork on July 15, 2007, 04:31:50 PM
i feel like i am slowly turning into what people consider a "hipster" due to the fact that a lot friends are considered to be "hipsters"
i have been bummed out for no reason lately and i do nothing to be un-bummed out. though i am bummed out, my confidence has been raised a lot
i cut off my afro to impress the ladies
i have been trying to get in better shape to try and impress the ladies
from about a year and a half ago up until two weeks ago i have felt unmotivated in everything i try
to get over my terrible social skills i have been going up and talking to random people
chocolate ice cream makes me sick
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: picklesickshuv-it on July 15, 2007, 08:10:16 PM
i feel like i am slowly turning into what people consider a "hipster" due to the fact that a lot friends are considered to be "hipsters"
i have been bummed out for no reason lately and i do nothing to be un-bummed out. though i am bummed out, my confidence has been raised a lot
i cut off my afro to impress the ladies
i have been trying to get in better shape to try and impress the ladies
from about a year and a half ago up until two weeks ago i have felt unmotivated in everything i try
to get over my terrible social skills i have been going up and talking to random people
chocolate ice cream makes me sick


you should get baked more
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: cold budweisers on July 16, 2007, 10:47:58 AM
i feel like i am slowly turning into what people consider a "hipster" due to the fact that a lot friends are considered to be "hipsters"
::)
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: 07harriso on July 16, 2007, 12:34:03 PM
i feel like i am slowly turning into what people consider a "hipster" due to the fact that a lot friends are considered to be "hipsters"
i have been bummed out for no reason lately and i do nothing to be un-bummed out. though i am bummed out, my confidence has been raised a lot
i cut off my afro to impress the ladies
i have been trying to get in better shape to try and impress the ladies
from about a year and a half ago up until two weeks ago i have felt unmotivated in everything i try
to get over my terrible social skills i have been going up and talking to random people
chocolate ice cream makes me sick


haha man from your description you sound completely the same as me!

ive always been a bit of hipster to be honest
i had a affro bout a year ago then got my hair cut abit and chemically straigtened. really easy to style now! i did it for the same reason as you. to impress girls lol. nothin more unattractive than an affro on a white person to be honest.
i myself am in good shape but ive just been trying to get more muscle which i have been
ive been pretty unmotivated for the last two years although this hasnt stopped me from doing things that i really wanna succeed in for my own benefit. teens are generally unmotivated.
i use to have pretty bad social skills. although they are improving. since ive got teeth straigtened, changed hair, changed clothes etc, and generally looked after myself better ive felt more confident and had more luck with girls and stuff.
i dont mind chocolate ice cream lol. hate vannilla though!

Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: tag_king on July 16, 2007, 01:23:52 PM
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i feel like i am slowly turning into what people consider a "hipster" due to the fact that a lot friends are considered to be "hipsters"
i have been bummed out for no reason lately and i do nothing to be un-bummed out. though i am bummed out, my confidence has been raised a lot
i cut off my afro to impress the ladies
i have been trying to get in better shape to try and impress the ladies
from about a year and a half ago up until two weeks ago i have felt unmotivated in everything i try
to get over my terrible social skills i have been going up and talking to random people
chocolate ice cream makes me sick

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haha man from your description you sound completely the same as me!

ive always been a bit of hipster to be honest
i had a affro bout a year ago then got my hair cut abit and chemically straigtened. really easy to style now! i did it for the same reason as you. to impress girls lol. nothin more unattractive than an affro on a white person to be honest.
i myself am in good shape but ive just been trying to get more muscle which i have been
ive been pretty unmotivated for the last two years although this hasnt stopped me from doing things that i really wanna succeed in for my own benefit. teens are generally unmotivated.
i use to have pretty bad social skills. although they are improving. since ive got teeth straigtened, changed hair, changed clothes etc, and generally looked after myself better ive felt more confident and had more luck with girls and stuff.
i dont mind chocolate ice cream lol. hate vannilla though!



you guys should totally meet up!
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Post by: donnie_murdo on July 16, 2007, 01:40:05 PM
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i feel like i am slowly turning into what people consider a "hipster" due to the fact that a lot friends are considered to be "hipsters"
i have been bummed out for no reason lately and i do nothing to be un-bummed out. though i am bummed out, my confidence has been raised a lot
i cut off my afro to impress the ladies
i have been trying to get in better shape to try and impress the ladies
from about a year and a half ago up until two weeks ago i have felt unmotivated in everything i try
to get over my terrible social skills i have been going up and talking to random people
chocolate ice cream makes me sick

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haha man from your description you sound completely the same as me!

ive always been a bit of hipster to be honest
i had a affro bout a year ago then got my hair cut abit and chemically straigtened. really easy to style now! i did it for the same reason as you. to impress girls lol. nothin more unattractive than an affro on a white person to be honest.
i myself am in good shape but ive just been trying to get more muscle which i have been
ive been pretty unmotivated for the last two years although this hasnt stopped me from doing things that i really wanna succeed in for my own benefit. teens are generally unmotivated.
i use to have pretty bad social skills. although they are improving. since ive got teeth straigtened, changed hair, changed clothes etc, and generally looked after myself better ive felt more confident and had more luck with girls and stuff.
i dont mind chocolate ice cream lol. hate vannilla though!


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you guys should totally meet up!


Or at least "myspace"
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: mikefork on July 16, 2007, 06:19:33 PM
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i feel like i am slowly turning into what people consider a "hipster" due to the fact that a lot friends are considered to be "hipsters"
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::)
whatever though, i have been meeting some cool people lately and having a good time

i hate having an afro, but i am too lazy to get a haircut so i am stuck with it for months until one day i feel like a complete scram and have my friends mom cut it for me
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: cahl on July 16, 2007, 08:20:41 PM
i fucking hate poop
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: butthole on July 18, 2007, 04:23:50 PM
i fucking hate poop

it depends
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: sfa on July 18, 2007, 05:10:16 PM
mike fork, you might be more of a scenster than a hipster.










just kidding.
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Post by: mikefork on July 18, 2007, 05:22:56 PM
mike fork, you might be more of a scenster than a hipster.










just kidding.
haha hopefuly one day i will become a scenester. i went to allston the other day after the jon brown and jud magee art/photo show and then yesterday i went to american apparel. whatever though, if it gets the girls then it gets the girls

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Post by: Bill on July 18, 2007, 06:11:51 PM
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i fucking hate poop
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it depends

Best fake account yet.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: dunkle on July 18, 2007, 06:34:11 PM
Well to start:
I detest most people in my senior class, even some of my "friends"
I havent really had a social life since like 8th grade
Im too much of a pussy to go for a girl I like and I usually play it off like she'll eventually come to me, which never happens.
I fucking hate the idea of school, and probably either will drop out of college, or just not even attend one
I spend way too much time on Youtube watching the same godamn skate videos ive seen 500 times over
Im super lazy, and will do anything to avoid work
Everytime the exorcist or something having to do with the devil comes on TV I watch it, and for about a week I have to fall asleep with the TV or the lights on
I enjoy reading depressing american literature that points out the evils of our society
Im a huge pussy when it comes to rails and stairs but I always talk shit on other people's skating
Never had a drop of alcohol in my life, and ive only been stoned 3 or 4 times
I cant wait to be an adult, because my teenage years have sucked dick
I enjoy being a loner and skating alone than with others, mainly because I have no one to skate with
I hate people who are in religious youth groups and kids who do the whole skate for christ thing
Sometimes when im sucking so much at skating that I feel like killing myself, but I get over it in about 5 minutes

and I play WAY too much Guitar Hero 2

 
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: picklesickshuv-it on July 18, 2007, 07:36:17 PM
go to college buddy
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: dunkle on July 18, 2007, 09:17:06 PM
I'll probably try college, but I just have a bad feeling about it becoming a waste of my dad's hard earned money.

Also, I just flaked out because I tried ordering a Lakai Die T shirt, and the fuckers are sold out.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: name on July 18, 2007, 09:18:28 PM
-After skating to a party the other night I smelled kind of bad so I used my friend’s mom’s deodorant that I found in the bathroom.  Later on was one of the first times a girl said I smelled good.

-I’m 22.  I’ve never had a girlfriend and haven’t had sex in 5 years.

- I lost my virginity before ever making out with a girl.

-I’ve only made out with one girl in my life and only had sex with one.  They were two different girls.

-I have OCD and social anxiety which seems to be getting worse with age.

-I once took off my underwear without taking off my pants while sitting in class in fifth grade.

-I pissed the bed until I was almost 17.
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Post by: Hard To Explain on July 18, 2007, 09:38:24 PM
Takes a man to own up to some of that. Props.

You guys remember when I posted that I jizzed my pants that one time?!

Yeah....

 8)
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: cold budweisers on July 18, 2007, 10:20:10 PM
-I social anxiety which seems to be getting worse with age.
same
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: dunkle on July 18, 2007, 10:32:13 PM
Couple more to get off my chest to some random dudes on a message board... ehhh

I often tell people skatings an outlet and relaxes me, when realistically it frustrates me more than anything, alot.

Im self concious about my height, even though im not really short, 5 ' 9, and I often wish I would just grow to 6 foot over night.

I wish sometimes that my parents would get a divorce

Sometimes I think about how cool it would be to be a dick head jock who partied non stop and was surrounded by gorgeous women

I honestly cant remember the last time I talked to a girl

I tell people I dont have a myspace because its a waste of time, when in reality Ive never made one because I would probably have only 10 friends, including Tom.

I lied when I told the only girl I've ever had a relationship with that I cheated on her, just to get out of the relationship

Social anxiety sucks.



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Post by: Bill on July 19, 2007, 01:00:34 AM
I have OCD and social anxiety which seems to be getting worse with age.

I feel you on that.  I've only recently noticed the OCD after I watched that Monk show.  I've probably had it forever though.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: tag_king on July 19, 2007, 06:28:40 AM
I don't understand all these guys wishing they were jocks, to get drunk and fuck chicks. Sounds like you guys are just in the wrong place. The joke scene has been dead for me since I started highschool. All the hottest chicks wanted to get high with the skaters, and come to our parties. I think its a small town thing, where the "jocks rule!" so don't stress about that. As soon as you end up in a more fitting atmosphere you will be able to get as loaded as you want and probably fuck a hoe or two.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Zurg on July 19, 2007, 06:33:28 AM

-I once took off my underwear without taking off my pants while sitting in class in fifth grade.


anything you want to confess about this post?
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: name on July 19, 2007, 02:53:26 PM
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-I once took off my underwear without taking off my pants while sitting in class in fifth grade.

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anything you want to confess about this post?

I think I may have pissed myself giving me a reason to want to take the underwear off but I'm not fully sure about that.  I do remember sticking the underwear in my backpack which was full of holes only to forget about them until a few weeks later when someone mentioned my underwear sticking out of the bottom of the bag. lol. That was awkward.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: I have no life on July 19, 2007, 03:17:26 PM
I talk shit on everyone I know, and I always worry theyre doing the same

Im always stressed out and lately skateboarding is just not fun at the moment

I spend most of my time on the internet talking shit about other's skating, when my own isnt that great

I have yet to have any relations with a girl and im 17

I often wonder what its like to have alot of friends

Sometimes I feel super depressed for no reason at all

and yeah the list goes on but I think I need to re-evaluate my life after typing this
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: mikefork on July 19, 2007, 07:45:01 PM
i totally suprised myself today after getting both a pair of emerics and an all=over print shirt. those are two things that i swore i would never do, but when you are this styling you gotta do what you gotta do ;D
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Post by: sleeping. on July 19, 2007, 07:55:39 PM
I have yet to have any relations with a girl and im 17

you mean like you have fucked a girl yet, but youve still kissed one and shit, right?
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: I have no life on July 19, 2007, 08:29:21 PM
Yea I made out with a random chick for the first time last year while drunk on vacation, but no pussy yet
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: PAWL on July 19, 2007, 09:45:57 PM
last year all these i suck at skating and hate on others skating would have been true of me, but no longer.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: tag_king on July 20, 2007, 07:19:34 AM
last year all these i suck at skating and hate on others skating would have been true of me, but no longer.

so what, you rip now?
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Post by: donnie_murdo on July 20, 2007, 07:32:20 AM
Holy crap, this has gone from funny to awkward teenagers corner, guy's if you're not hooking up with chicks or you feel "strange" around people - which i think you'll find is actaully the norm for teenagers - the get off your fucking arses and do something about it.

I used to sit about when i was 17 bithching and moaning about not hooking up with chicks becasue all i did was get stoned with my mates and moan about not hooking up with chicks, once i pulled my head out my arse and STARTED HANGING OUT WITH CHICKS it totally changed and i started hooking up with ladies, they don't bite (unless you ask titter titter).

Seriously what's the worst that happens, you get a fucking knock back, then next week you forget about it, that's life, it's not social sucided, and fuck if it is, then find some new chicks to hang out with

Also being a jock isn't an excuse, if you want to hang out with jock, then get in the fuckign gym and hang out with them, there's nothing to stop you skating, fuck one of my best friends plays rugby for Scotland, he's what you'd call a posh jock i suppose, fuck it he's still a mate, he could give a shit if i skateboard, i dont' give a shit he plays rugby - at the end of the day it doens't matter

GET OFF YOUR ARSES AND STOP HIDING ON THE INTERNET - YOU HAVE ONE SHOT AT LIFE IF YOU'RE HAVING A SHIT TIME DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT ! ! ! !

To quote Boycie, "Keep your mind on that shit you want - and you're mind off that shit you don't"

Pull your fingers out lads, is the fucking internet, stop moaning to other boys abotu how shit you are, find a chick to tell it to, she'll think you're sensitive and nice - moaning just encourages moaning

Not chop chop and find some chicks, a fucking "HIYA - how's it going" will actually get a converstation going, if it doesn't, NEXT !

Remember the old theroy abotu thorwing shit at a wall, eventaully it'll stick - go one then - honestly it works
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Derka Derk on July 20, 2007, 08:17:31 AM
murdo is right, atleast i worked for me a few years back.

last night i bought a stolen bike for a 10 euros and i feel pretty bad about it, while i done it twice before, but never felt bad about then.

i have hardly any friends beside my skate buddies, because people outside of skating are always 'to occupied' to meet up, and usually less interesting.

my girlfriend thinks i'm a loony when i go on a rampage on how the world sucks, while we could make it such a beautiful place.
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Post by: greg on July 20, 2007, 08:47:28 AM
Whenever my parents have a go at me, I always seek revenge by purposely pissing on the toilet seat.

Makes me feel a little better.

maybe one of these days they'll splurge $300 to get some locks put on the door to the bathroom, much like my former employer as i described earlier. 

this topic is being ruined again.

*edit- some of you are keeping it real, but you little emo shitbags need to call up a 1-800-suicide hotline or something instead of spilling your emotions out all over this topic

this is a topic for confessions about sketchy shit, not how much of a tool you are, although it is possible to overlap*
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: dalycitymassive on July 20, 2007, 01:21:42 PM
i could go skate right now...but i choose not to. i think im going to play soccer instead
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Post by: damian on July 21, 2007, 01:09:51 PM
i feel like the parent to a fat thespian sometimes. my dog, mary jane is 6 or 7 and never has had a mate. she got sick a little while back and can't have puppies now.

i fucking hate the soap operas my mum watches, esp. general hospital, but i'd be pissed if they killed off sonny.

everytime i leave to go to the store, it's in the hopes i'll be corrupted by some cougar.

i can pull just about any sistah or latina i want, but i'm tired of having my dignity shredded. bitches are craze.

i try to sabotage my neighbor's shit.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: kevbo999 on July 21, 2007, 09:18:52 PM
I popped one of my friend's parents' tires in senior high because he was being a dick to me for no reason.  I still feel bad about it sometimes.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Juicy on July 21, 2007, 10:23:31 PM
When I was younger I slept over at my friends house and had to use his parent's shower because his was fucked up, and when I got in I found some clumps of pubic hair right by the drain. Because of that incident I refuse to use other peoples showers.



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Post by: dyslexic pimp on July 22, 2007, 11:39:23 AM
I tried to commit suicide but I guess I did it wrong 'cause I shat myself ???
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Post by: Bill on July 22, 2007, 02:13:11 PM
When I was younger I slept over at my friends house and had to use his parent's shower because his was fucked up, and when I got in I found some clumps of pubic hair right by the drain. Because of that incident I refuse to use other peoples showers.

How do you know it was pubes?  It could have been hair from their head that fell out when they washed their hair, or it could have been hair from the mom's legs when she shaves.  Did you get two inches from the drain to inspect it?
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Post by: Juicy on July 22, 2007, 07:38:04 PM
Actually yeah, I did, and they were short, black, curly hairs. His mom has blonde hair and his dad is bald so.... ???
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Post by: sleeping. on July 22, 2007, 07:54:30 PM
I tried to commit suicide but I guess I did it wrong 'cause I shat myself ???
the whole reason of committing suicide is to comit, if you try but can't do it, then you're totally NC
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Post by: Bill on July 22, 2007, 11:20:18 PM
Actually yeah, I did, and they were short, black, curly hairs. His mom has blonde hair and his dad is bald so.... ???

Still could have been from her legs or armpits.
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Post by: cahl on July 22, 2007, 11:50:00 PM
i took my sister's car out when she was sleeping the other night and got cheetos...and i only have my permit
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Juicy on July 23, 2007, 08:55:53 PM
Living life on the edge, huh?
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Post by: Meth and Hookers on July 24, 2007, 09:29:17 PM
fuck that shit when i was fifteen i skipped the sats and drove to the beach without my permit.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: barr on July 25, 2007, 07:35:00 PM
this thread sucks now
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Post by: brent on July 25, 2007, 07:49:43 PM
I tried to commit suicide but I guess I did it wrong 'cause I shat myself ???
rofl
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Mackattack on July 26, 2007, 11:01:22 PM
im always paranoid that im going bald but i have thicker hair than most people



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Post by: defiantnate on July 27, 2007, 06:14:48 AM
im always paranoid that im going bald but i have thicker hair than most people
That's funny, my hair is super thick too and my girl got me all paranoid that it was thinning... I have nothing to worry about though.
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Post by: bbk on July 28, 2007, 03:31:38 AM
Don't know if this qualifies as a confession, but I tried weed for he first time last night...
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Post by: max power on July 29, 2007, 05:56:10 PM
Last night on my way home I hit a rabbit.  Fucking thing just came out of nowhere and I had no way of NOT hitting it.

I heard the thump, turned around, I for some reason had to see if I killed it.  And there it was in the middle of the street torn in half.

I stood there, stared at it and just cried.
once i hit a snake, it was thrashing around in the rear view mirror. i was the second person to hit it though.
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Post by: Raw!!! on July 30, 2007, 12:59:44 PM
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Last night on my way home I hit a rabbit.  Fucking thing just came out of nowhere and I had no way of NOT hitting it.

I heard the thump, turned around, I for some reason had to see if I killed it.  And there it was in the middle of the street torn in half.

I stood there, stared at it and just cried.
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once i hit a snake, it was thrashing around in the rear view mirror. i was the second person to hit it though.
One time I saw a family a cute little ducks try to cross a highway and they all died.
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Post by: mikefork on July 30, 2007, 01:17:22 PM
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im always paranoid that im going bald but i have thicker hair than most people
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That's funny, my hair is super thick too and my girl got me all paranoid that it was thinning... I have nothing to worry about though.
i started to get a receding hairline when i was 15. it only went back so far and i stopped losing hair, but i might one day go bald and it doesn't really bother me. if i start to go bald and it is noticeable i am just going to shave my head because i think that's more worthy of respect

oh yeah, i was also driving my uncles truck when i went out to colorado and ran over a bunny. i tried to swerve out of the way to missit but i still ran it over. i felt really bad about it afterwards
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Post by: urujuay on July 30, 2007, 05:21:38 PM
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Actually yeah, I did, and they were short, black, curly hairs. His mom has blonde hair and his dad is bald so.... ???
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Still could have been from her legs or armpits.
uh, dude, it's a fucking shower.  of course there are pubes in the drain.  i don't get the major revelation here. 
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Joshewuhh on July 31, 2007, 09:44:47 PM
Don't know if this qualifies as a confession, but I tried weed for he first time last night...

i've only smoked once and I hated it.
Drugs are'nt for me (and I think pot's NOT a drug. i have nothing against it at all)
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: DrNewton on August 04, 2007, 09:32:13 AM
I stood there, stared at it and just cried.

HAHA.
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Post by: picklesickshuv-it on August 04, 2007, 01:42:54 PM
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I stood there, stared at it and just cried.
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HAHA.

i hate you and you beat me to that
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: damian on August 04, 2007, 02:36:29 PM
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im always paranoid that im going bald but i have thicker hair than most people
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That's funny, my hair is super thick too and my girl got me all paranoid that it was thinning... I have nothing to worry about though.
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i started to get a receding hairline when i was 15. it only went back so far and i stopped losing hair, but i might one day go bald and it doesn't really bother me. if i start to go bald and it is noticeable i am just going to shave my head because i think that's more worthy of respect

oh yeah, i was also driving my uncles truck when i went out to colorado and ran over a bunny. i tried to swerve out of the way to missit but i still ran it over. i felt really bad about it afterwards


oh mack's got a bunny rabbit story. don't ya, bitch!?
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: slosher on August 04, 2007, 11:58:12 PM
i like fat chicks
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Post by: tonycoxhox on August 05, 2007, 12:45:58 AM
i like fat chicks

really?
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Post by: DrNewton on August 05, 2007, 03:10:48 AM
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I stood there, stared at it and just cried.
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HAHA.
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i hate you and you beat me to that

The feeling is mutual.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Mackattack on August 05, 2007, 04:28:58 PM
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im always paranoid that im going bald but i have thicker hair than most people
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That's funny, my hair is super thick too and my girl got me all paranoid that it was thinning... I have nothing to worry about though.
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i started to get a receding hairline when i was 15. it only went back so far and i stopped losing hair, but i might one day go bald and it doesn't really bother me. if i start to go bald and it is noticeable i am just going to shave my head because i think that's more worthy of respect

oh yeah, i was also driving my uncles truck when i went out to colorado and ran over a bunny. i tried to swerve out of the way to missit but i still ran it over. i felt really bad about it afterwards
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oh mack's got a bunny rabbit story. don't ya, bitch!?

hahaha
dammit damian
 i ran one over and i felt his neck break somehow
his soul will haunt me forever
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: tonycoxhox on August 07, 2007, 12:42:03 AM
I am a bitch sometimes.
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Post by: CigaretteBeer on August 07, 2007, 04:14:31 PM
I put makeup on a nasty bruise on my face.
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Post by: bentmode on August 07, 2007, 10:14:24 PM
i went to bible camp, i and i loved every minute of it.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: PAWL on August 09, 2007, 01:00:47 AM
i went to bible camp because there was paintball. and i failed the swim test so it sucked terribly.
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Post by: diegomenendez on August 09, 2007, 06:40:05 PM
I put makeup on a nasty bruise on my face.

One time in middle school, after I just moved to Georgia, didnt know anyone, and just starting to get zits, I thought itd be a good idea to pop a zit on the tip of my nose with a sewing needle. Woke up the next day, guess the blood did some gnarly shit, and I had a huge red scab about half the size of a dime.

Needless to say, I went in my moms bathroom and tried to cover it up.

I came to realize it would be more embarresing to be caught wearing make up, so I rubbed it off mid way 1st period.

Ended up tellin everyone 'Ya, I fell skating...'

Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: baxter on August 16, 2007, 10:48:38 PM
i like fat chicks
how fat
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: sleeping. on August 16, 2007, 11:07:54 PM
meduim sized chicks with nice wavy hair with a side fringe and have big lips/ass/tits are what im into right now.

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c219/Archiep/m_f2dff8806bf5336321d1cc1419e9f1e2.jpg)
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: baxter on August 17, 2007, 02:00:01 AM
i had a sesh to one of the girls on scrubs
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Post by: damian on August 19, 2007, 02:18:21 AM
meduim sized chicks with nice wavy hair with a side fringe and have big lips/ass/tits are what im into right now.

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c219/Archiep/m_f2dff8806bf5336321d1cc1419e9f1e2.jpg)

ah, thick ladies are more than welcome.
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Post by: jrock on August 19, 2007, 09:00:46 PM
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meduim sized chicks with nice wavy hair with a side fringe and have big lips/ass/tits are what im into right now.

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c219/Archiep/m_f2dff8806bf5336321d1cc1419e9f1e2.jpg)
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ah, thick ladies are more than welcome.

on the barrel program
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Post by: damian on August 19, 2007, 09:51:25 PM
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meduim sized chicks with nice wavy hair with a side fringe and have big lips/ass/tits are what im into right now.

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c219/Archiep/m_f2dff8806bf5336321d1cc1419e9f1e2.jpg)
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ah, thick ladies are more than welcome.
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on the barrel program


nah, not barrelbodies. esp. latina barrelbodies. thick, but not fat.
cute face, nice breasts (not fat breasts) and a good attitude.
oh, and them thighs..can't lose.
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Post by: Mackattack on August 20, 2007, 10:44:35 PM
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meduim sized chicks with nice wavy hair with a side fringe and have big lips/ass/tits are what im into right now.

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c219/Archiep/m_f2dff8806bf5336321d1cc1419e9f1e2.jpg)
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ah, thick ladies are more than welcome.
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on the barrel program
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nah, not barrelbodies. esp. latina barrelbodies. thick, but not fat.
cute face, nice breasts (not fat breasts) and a good attitude.
oh, and them thighs..can't lose.

amen brother

the good attitude usually comes with being thick unless they have that ghetto sass/ rich girl sass
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: ahlee on August 21, 2007, 12:55:12 PM
i had a sesh to one of the girls on scrubs

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, i'd gnar if i could.
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Post by: tag_king on August 21, 2007, 01:11:51 PM
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meduim sized chicks with nice wavy hair with a side fringe and have big lips/ass/tits are what im into right now.

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c219/Archiep/m_f2dff8806bf5336321d1cc1419e9f1e2.jpg)
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ah, thick ladies are more than welcome.
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on the barrel program
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nah, not barrelbodies. esp. latina barrelbodies. thick, but not fat.
cute face, nice breasts (not fat breasts) and a good attitude.
oh, and them thighs..can't lose.
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amen brother

the good attitude usually comes with being thick unless they have that ghetto sass/ rich girl sass

More or less what I got going right now with my girlfriend, beautiful face/eyes/skin etc. a big rack, nice ass, a little bit of extra chub but nothing that all the other shit shes got going for her cancels out. She has been dieting and stuff lately and shes just turning more and more into a ten. Its like buying stocks when its low and waiting for the value to rise.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: tag_king on August 21, 2007, 01:16:07 PM
Another confession is I usually avoid posting things about my girlfriend in fear she might lurk here. She probably doesn't but I am usually hesitant on saying things like my above post.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: ahlee on August 21, 2007, 01:19:49 PM
I banged a chick with a shaved head this weekend.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Mackattack on August 21, 2007, 11:07:40 PM
gnar every day for the next five days brotha
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Post by: Fuck Ty Evans on August 22, 2007, 12:58:21 AM
meduim sized chicks with nice wavy hair with a side fringe and have big lips/ass/tits are what im into right now.

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c219/Archiep/m_f2dff8806bf5336321d1cc1419e9f1e2.jpg)
who this be
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: ahlee on August 22, 2007, 05:27:25 AM
gnar every day for the next five days brotha

dude, ill almost be back to neutral!
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: YuNg MaNo on August 22, 2007, 09:45:10 PM
I kind of know im not going anywhere in life...and i just want to skate
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Post by: ahlee on August 22, 2007, 09:56:10 PM
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meduim sized chicks with nice wavy hair with a side fringe and have big lips/ass/tits are what im into right now.

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c219/Archiep/m_f2dff8806bf5336321d1cc1419e9f1e2.jpg)
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who this be

you know theres rolls under those balloons.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: diegomenendez on August 22, 2007, 10:23:40 PM
stop fuckin, just stop showing that pic of that fat ass!
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Post by: Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea on August 22, 2007, 11:59:50 PM
I kind of know im not going anywhere in life...and i just want to skate
And I bet youīre virgin. Go fuck an elephant, your life sucks you loser.
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Post by: baxter on August 23, 2007, 01:17:39 AM
i watch that show american gladiator on espn classics and i kinda fucked up my laptop from porn o and i got this laptop for the sole purpose of porn ;D
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Post by: ahlee on August 23, 2007, 06:25:55 AM
yea, i was thinking about picking up one of those iphones for the sole purpose of jerking off in any nearby bathroom at any given moment.
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Post by: chk chk chk on August 23, 2007, 09:52:51 AM
theres this girl whos liked me for years, and me the same but we can never seem to go out. its been going on for about 2 years now, just staring at echother and having an awkward conversation sometimes but it honestly feels like love to me
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Post by: Anton on August 23, 2007, 12:43:16 PM
theres this girl whos liked me for years, and me the same but we can never seem to go out. its been going on for about 2 years now, just staring at echother and having an awkward conversation sometimes but it honestly feels like love to me

same
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Post by: Meth and Hookers on August 23, 2007, 09:03:41 PM
keep her in your basement
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Post by: kevbo999 on August 24, 2007, 04:09:37 PM
I kind of know I'm not going anywhere in skating...and I just want to live.
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Post by: YuNg MaNo on August 25, 2007, 02:52:46 AM
fuck you.....holy shit you are gay. I dont mean skate as in "hey guys i wanna go pro" I just enjoy doing it so fuck you
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Post by: Joshewuhh on August 25, 2007, 10:17:23 AM
I don't think i'll ever be a dad... for medical reasons i'm not comfortable discussing with my girl.
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Post by: Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea on August 25, 2007, 02:24:02 PM
I don't think i'll ever be a dad... for medical reasons i'm not comfortable discussing with my girl.
Do you mean that because of medical reasons youīre not able to get a girl pregnant or do you mean that because of medical reasons you canīt talk about it with your girl?
Anyway, if itīs the first one then Iīm truly sorry to hear that. Still you could adopt a child, so you would be dad.
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Post by: baxter on August 29, 2007, 12:51:51 AM
I jacked off with the song Kung Fu Fighting it was actually a lot of fun
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Post by: ahlee on August 29, 2007, 05:25:31 AM
I jacked off with the song Kung Fu Fighting it was actually a lot of fun

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA gnar
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Post by: Mackattack on August 30, 2007, 05:12:02 PM
second the gnar
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Post by: Joshewuhh on August 31, 2007, 06:56:48 PM
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I don't think i'll ever be a dad... for medical reasons i'm not comfortable discussing with my girl.
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Do you mean that because of medical reasons youīre not able to get a girl pregnant or do you mean that because of medical reasons you canīt talk about it with your girl?
Anyway, if itīs the first one then Iīm truly sorry to hear that. Still you could adopt a child, so you would be dad.

Theres a 85% chance i'm sterile after having surgery on my left nut for varicole.
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Post by: stagefright on September 01, 2007, 02:35:58 AM
feeling awkward through internet
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Post by: WonkaBar on September 02, 2007, 11:22:08 PM
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I don't think i'll ever be a dad... for medical reasons i'm not comfortable discussing with my girl.
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Do you mean that because of medical reasons youīre not able to get a girl pregnant or do you mean that because of medical reasons you canīt talk about it with your girl?
Anyway, if itīs the first one then Iīm truly sorry to hear that. Still you could adopt a child, so you would be dad.
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Theres a 85% chance i'm sterile after having surgery on my left nut for varicole.

man, that sucks. best of luck of on getting your chick preggo, seriously
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Post by: 89-90pistons on September 03, 2007, 05:58:31 PM
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I don't think i'll ever be a dad... for medical reasons i'm not comfortable discussing with my girl.
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Do you mean that because of medical reasons youīre not able to get a girl pregnant or do you mean that because of medical reasons you canīt talk about it with your girl?
Anyway, if itīs the first one then Iīm truly sorry to hear that. Still you could adopt a child, so you would be dad.
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Theres a 85% chance i'm sterile after having surgery on my left nut for varicole.
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man, that sucks. best of luck of on getting your chick preggo, seriously
Don't worry bro, when fully flaired comes out, the whole world is going to get pregnant.
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Post by: defiantnate on September 04, 2007, 05:39:11 PM
I'm addicted to SLAP!  ;D 8) ;D
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Post by: able on September 04, 2007, 07:01:09 PM
(http://madeinthebay.com/images/slapaddic.JPG)
 8)
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Post by: sergio on September 06, 2007, 04:16:54 PM
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I don't think i'll ever be a dad... for medical reasons i'm not comfortable discussing with my girl.
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Do you mean that because of medical reasons youīre not able to get a girl pregnant or do you mean that because of medical reasons you canīt talk about it with your girl?
Anyway, if itīs the first one then Iīm truly sorry to hear that. Still you could adopt a child, so you would be dad.
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Theres a 85% chance i'm sterile after having surgery on my left nut for varicole.

i had surgery done to my right nut for this very reason. i had it done the summer that i completed secondary school. i had a sperm test done recently and everything came out positive.
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Post by: Bad Mother Fucker on September 06, 2007, 05:08:25 PM
i got a pain and i dont even really know where it is. i thought it was my leg or my lower stomach or something, now i dont even know. i could be my left nut, its not that bad of a pain, just uncomfortable man. i hope im ok, i do want children someday. even bad mother fuckers should go see the doc, right?
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Post by: nocomply on September 07, 2007, 05:17:35 AM
I sit down when I pee at home. It keeps the toilet cleaner. I fucking hate cleaning toilets.
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Post by: Jura on September 07, 2007, 09:50:46 AM
I sit down when I pee at home. It keeps the toilet cleaner. I fucking hate cleaning toilets.

Seconded. Its also mostly when Im drunk/stoned/tired, which is very often. Im not ashamed to admit it.
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Post by: CigaretteBeer on September 08, 2007, 12:10:07 PM
I snort Xanax.
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Post by: ahlee on September 10, 2007, 10:12:18 AM
I stand up when i shit.
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Post by: H8R vol.2 on September 10, 2007, 11:37:06 AM
I stand up when i shit.

randy quaid?
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Post by: 07harriso on September 10, 2007, 01:43:14 PM
I stand up when i shit.

it turns me on
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Post by: ahlee on September 12, 2007, 12:39:16 PM
that loooong 22 stair rail that zered feebles...

..yea well, i soul grinded it on bladez. they were my cousins and i had no board. i had to.
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Post by: tag_king on September 12, 2007, 01:46:20 PM
wtf is a soul grind?
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Post by: ahlee on September 12, 2007, 01:49:18 PM
i'd rather not talk about it.
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Post by: Joshewuhh on September 12, 2007, 06:24:05 PM
Its ok Ali, we've all been there.

I cheated on my senior finals 2 years ago.

Only thing I could think of. lol
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Post by: marty. on September 12, 2007, 06:44:58 PM
I flirt with an overweight twenty two year old girl who lives about fifteen minutes from me so she'll buy me booze. I've been doing it for about eight months now, and every time I do i feel bad, but I don't wanna stop cause I like getting drunk. I'm starting to get worried, cause I've been doing it so long, that soon she's gonna cut me off if I don't actually go threw with the stuff she's been alluding to. I'm trying to get a fake ID right now to get myself out of this situation.
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Post by: Joshewuhh on September 12, 2007, 07:14:03 PM
Hit that.
You've not lived til you've had sex with a fat chick.
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Post by: nice weather on September 16, 2007, 10:46:10 AM
Go hit it McLovin.
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Post by: ahlee on September 16, 2007, 08:46:37 PM
Hit that.
You've not lived til you've had sex with a fat chick.
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Post by: VHS on September 16, 2007, 08:55:11 PM
Hit that.
You've not lived til you've had sex with a fat chick.
Or a disabled girl.
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Post by: swissenheights on September 16, 2007, 09:33:58 PM
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You've not lived til you've had sex with a fat chick.
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Or a disabled girl.
or a dead girl....
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Post by: ahlee on September 17, 2007, 07:48:00 AM
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Hit that.
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Or a disabled girl.
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or a dead girl....

I had sex with a bald chick.
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Post by: marty. on September 17, 2007, 08:02:56 AM
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Or a disabled girl.
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or a dead girl....
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I had sex with a bald chick.

That's actually pretty cool. Did she shave it off, or was it like a chemo thing?
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Post by: ahlee on September 17, 2007, 08:03:39 AM
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Or a disabled girl.
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or a dead girl....
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I had sex with a bald chick.
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That's actually pretty cool. Did she shave it off, or was it like a chemo thing?

shaved head.
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Post by: donnie_murdo on September 17, 2007, 02:16:56 PM
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or a dead girl....
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I had sex with a bald chick.
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That's actually pretty cool. Did she shave it off, or was it like a chemo thing?
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shaved head.

Well that's a bit different then, one of my ex's was a model and had really long rad hair, but shaved it off to piss off some hair dresser at some model gig, she still looked fucking banging though
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: SR Junky on September 17, 2007, 05:18:29 PM
PICS DOOD!
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: ahlee on September 18, 2007, 05:46:33 AM
I got nothing man.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: marty. on September 18, 2007, 10:41:02 PM
I wore a pair of black and pink 88s, with pink laces, to my grandfather's funeral when I was twelve. I must have looked like such an asshole.
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Post by: CigaretteBeer on September 20, 2007, 12:51:05 PM
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You've not lived til you've had sex with a fat chick.
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My friend had sex in my bathroom with a one eyed girl.

I had sex with a bald chick.
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That's actually pretty cool. Did she shave it off, or was it like a chemo thing?
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shaved head.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: ahlee on September 20, 2007, 01:36:49 PM
thata boy, gnard.
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Post by: bigwillis on September 21, 2007, 11:45:37 PM
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You've not lived til you've had sex with a fat chick.
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Or a disabled girl.

the girl i lost my virginity to got in a car accident and became disabled. oh well the bitch was a cheating ho
i'd prob still beat that puss
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: CigaretteBeer on September 22, 2007, 03:16:21 PM
I've never been checked for STD's. I just rely on the last girl I slept with to get checked and tell me her results. Clean thus far.
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Post by: PEGGY HILL on September 23, 2007, 05:06:10 PM
i have size 16 feet.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: DickNagger on September 26, 2007, 01:17:32 PM
sometimes i trip up on my own ego. I walk it off like nothing happened. No ones made too much of a big deal about it yet...
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: kev on September 26, 2007, 02:00:14 PM
I don't skate street anymore.  I see no point in skating shitty ass spots and getting kicked out when there's a perfectly good skatepark even closer by.
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Post by: picklesickshuv-it on September 26, 2007, 04:55:37 PM
^typical kev comment
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Post by: Raw!!! on September 30, 2007, 01:43:55 AM
I steal bottles of wine from my work and I dont even like wine, I just hate my boss.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Joshewuhh on September 30, 2007, 09:48:33 AM
LAst week, I rocked the same pair of boxers for 4 days.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: vodkarootbeer on September 30, 2007, 01:50:47 PM
LAst week, I rocked the same pair of boxers for 4 days.

i know a guy who wore a pair of pants for 13 days
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Post by: defiantnate on September 30, 2007, 01:54:35 PM
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i know a guy who wore a pair of pants for 13 days
You think that's bad? My roommate doesn't shower, doesn't do laundry... and on a few occasions I've caught him wearing my dirty underwear... He's fucking disgusting.
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Post by: barr on September 30, 2007, 02:31:51 PM
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i know a guy who wore a pair of pants for 13 days
i wear the same pants everday i dont think its disgusting
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Post by: diegomenendez on September 30, 2007, 02:47:38 PM
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i know a guy who wore a pair of pants for 13 days

I usually rock the same undies for like 3 weeks, maybe a month. and same pants for about a month aswell
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Post by: defiantnate on September 30, 2007, 02:58:20 PM
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I usually rock the same undies for like 3 weeks, maybe a month. and same pants for about a month aswell
Underwear for 3 weeks? You, my friend are gross.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: tokewithyafolk on September 30, 2007, 03:09:09 PM
I've never been checked for STD's. I just rely on the last girl I slept with to get checked and tell me her results. Clean thus far.

you should be gnar'd for that
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Post by: yeah dude! on September 30, 2007, 03:10:28 PM
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i know a guy who wore a pair of pants for 13 days

That's really nothing. I have a friend who didn't wash a pair of pants for 1 year. He hadn't washed them for a couple months and found the receipt in the little change pocket with the date on it and said he was going to go a year. On that 365th day he put them in a bathtub full of hot water (since he didn't have a washer) and that water turned dark dark brown with in a few minutes.
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Post by: E.l.G on September 30, 2007, 07:46:28 PM
Pants only get better the more days in a row you wear them.
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Post by: swissenheights on September 30, 2007, 08:01:59 PM
ive only had 1 pair of pants since mothers day ive been wearing em since  i just got some new ones today
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Post by: Blue Fescue on September 30, 2007, 08:31:03 PM
I haven't washed my hair in 6 months.  It is soft.
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Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on September 30, 2007, 09:41:06 PM
I haven't washed my hair in 6 months.  It is soft.

thats what i do, after it gets past a certain level of greasyness, its good to go

i fucked a girl in the woods the night before i went to the doctor for a checkup
the poison ivy was hard to explain to the doc and my mom
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Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on September 30, 2007, 10:59:16 PM
-i got a scholarship in middle school to go to a pretty exclusive high school for playing football, as soon as i got the money, I quit football so i could skateboard more

-in the 4th and 5th grade i used to pick on this kid who later tried to hang himself on the playground at recess. I now refuse to insult someone with the intentions to hurt their feelings

- i've caught my parents having sex, twice

-my aunts and uncles let me drink as much as i want when im around them

-I have a speech impediment that makes talking in front of a crowd and to girls suck really bad

-smoking makes me really depressed but im addicted

- I hate the town I live in with a passion

- I've seen skateboarding eat up the lives of some of my freinds, but i can't let it go

- i spend money too frivolously

- i end up with the most worthless girls ever, but i cant date a girl who i dont think is really hot

-- i went out with this girl whos dad was a body builder and i would make every excuse in the world to not go to her house. Her mom was such a milf tho.  ::)




with all this said and what ive seen so far in this thread, i wouldn't trade my life for any frat boy or doushbag that bro out with each other every weekend
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: lophatrophazoa on October 01, 2007, 08:28:01 AM
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That's really nothing. I have a friend who didn't wash a pair of pants for 1 year. He hadn't washed them for a couple months and found the receipt in the little change pocket with the date on it and said he was going to go a year. On that 365th day he put them in a bathtub full of hot water (since he didn't have a washer) and that water turned dark dark brown with in a few minutes.

damn, making a dirt tea
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Post by: cold budweisers on October 01, 2007, 12:41:20 PM
i yerked off into my friend's pants and just left the nut there, i didn't tell him about it yet.
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Post by: Jura on October 01, 2007, 01:37:44 PM
i yerked off into my friend's pants and just left the nut there, i didn't tell him about it yet.

So awesome.
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Post by: damian on October 01, 2007, 01:44:14 PM
being "addicted" to weed is some moronic shit. my god.
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Post by: tokewithyafolk on October 01, 2007, 03:12:27 PM
ok i admit it. im matt rodriguez
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Post by: H8R vol.2 on October 01, 2007, 03:53:41 PM
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So awesome.

haha, i remember getting this one handjob and busted my nut all over my friends(well his parents) couch. 
i never said a thing.   ;D 
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Post by: tokewithyafolk on October 01, 2007, 04:47:25 PM
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So awesome.
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haha, i remember getting this one handjob and busted my nut all over my friends(well his parents) couch. 
i never said a thing.   ;D 

you should have told the dude who gave you the hj to clean it up it was his fault
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Post by: Vov Vurnquist on October 01, 2007, 06:16:22 PM
lol you must have been high than a bitch right dude?
lol
oh man
lol
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: somekid on October 01, 2007, 11:26:26 PM
- i've caught my parents having sex, twice
that sucks.
when i was 10, i walked in my dad fucking my mom from behind, all violent porno style.

couldn't look either one of them in the eye for a while.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Choad Muskrat on October 02, 2007, 12:14:26 AM
being "addicted" to weed is some moronic shit. my god.

well im not actually physically addicted like crack or anything, it's just whenever i say to myself I'm gonna stop, I end up smoking a day or two after....i think that qualifies as addiction.....plus it doesn't help that my roomate is a dealer
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: MFS on October 03, 2007, 02:08:31 PM
i secretly hate my job, and working in the indusrty is killing skating for me. im the only person at my work that skates, and its a skateshop. i hate about 90 percent of the people i know that dont skate.  i bitch slapped a girl for spitting in my face, only girl ive ever mucked and i feel bad about it to this day. i neglect the shit out of younger bro, but we dont have much in common so im not that worried about it. the older i get the more i just wanna bang young chicks. im having a baby and it scares the shit outta me. i lost my license for getting drunk, running from the cops and then crashing into someones house. i have a lenghty criminal record, but happen to have american citizenship so its not that bad. most of my criminal record is from assault charges, and almost all of the fights they stem from i didnt start. i once beat up and elderly man for continuesly harrassing my girlfriend, like grabbing her ass and following her. i love my cat more than my mom. thats about everything, it may make me look bad but everyone that knows me for real knows different.
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Post by: tokewithyafolk on October 03, 2007, 02:10:36 PM
i secretly hate my job, and working in the indusrty is killing skating for me. im the only person at my work that skates, and its a skateshop. i hate about 90 percent of the people i know that dont skate.  i bitch slapped a girl for spitting in my face, only girl ive ever mucked and i feel bad about it to this day. i neglect the shit out of younger bro, but we dont have much in common so im not that worried about it. the older i get the more i just wanna bang young chicks. im having a baby and it scares the shit outta me. i lost my license for getting drunk, running from the cops and then crashing into someones house. i have a lenghty criminal record, but happen to have american citizenship so its not that bad. most of my criminal record is from assault charges, and almost all of the fights they stem from i didnt start. i once beat up and elderly man for continuesly harrassing my girlfriend, like grabbing her ass and following her. i love my cat more than my mom. thats about everything, it may make me look bad but everyone that knows me for real knows different.

thats some real ish
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Post by: E.l.G on October 03, 2007, 04:55:58 PM
i secretly hate my job, and working in the indusrty is killing skating for me. im the only person at my work that skates, and its a skateshop. i hate about 90 percent of the people i know that dont skate.  i bitch slapped a girl for spitting in my face, only girl ive ever mucked and i feel bad about it to this day. i neglect the shit out of younger bro, but we dont have much in common so im not that worried about it. the older i get the more i just wanna bang young chicks. im having a baby and it scares the shit outta me. i lost my license for getting drunk, running from the cops and then crashing into someones house. i have a lenghty criminal record, but happen to have american citizenship so its not that bad. most of my criminal record is from assault charges, and almost all of the fights they stem from i didnt start. i once beat up and elderly man for continuesly harrassing my girlfriend, like grabbing her ass and following her. i love my cat more than my mom. thats about everything, it may make me look bad but everyone that knows me for real knows different.

Don't you own that shop? Why not hire people who skate?
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Post by: MFS on October 03, 2007, 05:00:17 PM
naw i dont own it i just run the skate program. its a giant boardshop, really similiar to boardroom in vancouver.everyone i work with snowboards and surfs, job sucks balls. makes me want to go back to packing boxes.
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Post by: E.l.G on October 03, 2007, 05:04:43 PM
its a giant boardshop, really similiar to boardroom

Ouch.
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Post by: MFS on October 03, 2007, 05:50:20 PM
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Ouch.

its pretty fucked. but the shop makes alot of kook money so it lets me order whatever i want and have a big team. they look at me like im a freak because im not wearing the newest mall branded shecklbam gear and i dont join in on there "wow i was so hyphy at the club" conversations every morning. i do my thing and they do theres. but my owners are chill, they let me order halfcabs and really trust my opinion on most other things. not to mention the big budget is sweet. instead of my riders having to ride shop boards they all ride blueprint, krooked and or whatever else i cop for them every month.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Raw!!! on October 03, 2007, 10:36:15 PM
I haven't washed my hair in 6 months.  It is soft.
Its been about 2 and a half years of no shampoo or conditioner for me.
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Post by: stagefright on October 04, 2007, 02:01:52 AM
damn, im just over a year
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Post by: kev on October 04, 2007, 05:42:28 PM
What's the result of never using shampoo or conditioner?  I mean it's not like it's expensive, and a bottle of the stuff last me like a year.. are there any advantages to not using it?
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Post by: marty. on October 04, 2007, 06:27:43 PM
I think there are some studies, though not sure how legit they are, that have determined that shampoo may cause you to go bald earlier.
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Post by: defiantnate on October 04, 2007, 06:34:40 PM
My teeth are rotting out of my head...
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Post by: Bill on October 04, 2007, 06:58:38 PM
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Its been about 2 and a half years of no shampoo or conditioner for me.

Dandruff is a bitch.
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Post by: Blue Fescue on October 04, 2007, 07:50:16 PM
Dandruff can be the result of diet, but you can use jojoba oil which helps.  i am never going to wash mine again.  The first six weeks were pretty funny my hair went crazy.  and it seems to change some when it sdapts to new seasons but besides that it is good.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: jrock on October 04, 2007, 07:53:46 PM
the more you wash your hair, the more you're going to need to wash your hair.    washing it too much can irritate your scalp, and make dandruff worse.  i think if you rinse your hair with water you should be ok.  People lived for thousands of years without shampoo.
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Post by: marty. on October 04, 2007, 07:59:09 PM
I stopped washing mine when I first got my mohawk, so it would stick up some without me having to do anything to it. But I'm sick of girls looking at me like I'm gonna rape em when I pass by at night, so I'm letting it grow out, and I guess I'm gonna start shampooing again.

And lol at this thread turning into a hair discussion.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Mackattack on October 04, 2007, 10:03:17 PM
how can you not wash your hair though?
doesnt it stink like shit
i would never wash mine again but it would smell like old macaroni and cheese
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Post by: lophatrophazoa on October 05, 2007, 08:18:36 AM
if you shower everyday its fine. i used to only wash it every time i would get a haircut, so like 3 months. but after a week its pretty much the same as what it will be in 3 months, as long as you rinse it everyday
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Post by: Mackattack on October 05, 2007, 10:55:33 AM
i think i may have to try this
gonna get gnarly dandruff though
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Post by: lophatrophazoa on October 05, 2007, 01:07:07 PM
as long as you dont sracth your head, but who knows, i dont have to much black shirts that would prove me wrong
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Post by: Spy Fox on October 06, 2007, 05:19:53 PM
I look at all my skateboard friends as tools...
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Post by: somekid on October 06, 2007, 09:35:52 PM
most of my skateboarding friends are tools and i'm very often embarassed to hang out with them in non-skate-related situations.
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Post by: baxter on October 06, 2007, 10:51:10 PM
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Post by: Spy Fox on October 07, 2007, 10:21:10 AM
most of my skateboarding friends are tools and i'm very often embarassed to hang out with them in non-skate-related situations.
Same. Its like they dont know how to socialize with other people who dont skate. Most of them havnt even had a girlfriend or gone to a party
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Post by: Bill on October 07, 2007, 02:33:50 PM
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Same. Its like they dont know how to socialize with other people who dont skate. Most of them havnt even had a girlfriend or gone to a party

Maybe they don't like going to parties? I know thats how I am. I don't know about your friends, but its hard for me to talk to or really get along with people who don't skate. Theres hardly any common interests at best. But I'm also extremely introverted and judgmental.
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Post by: tokewithyafolk on October 07, 2007, 03:09:35 PM
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Same. Its like they dont know how to socialize with other people who dont skate. Most of them havnt even had a girlfriend or gone to a party
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its hard for me to talk to or really get along with people who don't skate. Theres hardly any common interests at best. But I'm also extremely introverted and judgmental.

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Post by: blazini on October 07, 2007, 05:35:32 PM
i take 2 showers per week... sometimes only 1.

i pretty much never washed my whole body with soap in my 17 years.

i use 'head and shoulders' to wash my hair and then i clean my armpits and my dick hair with it.

yupp

oh and i hate cutting my toenails.
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Post by: toonie on October 07, 2007, 06:05:34 PM
most of my skateboarding friends are tools and i'm very often embarassed to hang out with them in non-skate-related situations.

i get along easier with my non skate friends
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Post by: ahlee on October 08, 2007, 05:41:21 AM
i take 2 showers per week... sometimes only 1.

i pretty much never washed my whole body with soap in my 17 years.

i use 'head and shoulders' to wash my hair and then i clean my armpits and my dick hair with it.

yupp

oh and i hate cutting my toenails.

something i would have not admitted.
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Post by: blank. on October 08, 2007, 04:56:56 PM
i drive a honda civic
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Post by: tokewithyafolk on October 08, 2007, 05:59:14 PM
IFYM
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Post by: Sony MDR V2 headphones on October 08, 2007, 06:29:16 PM
Ive been wearing spandex underwear and I love it.

underwear and pants dont go up my ass.
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Post by: Bill on October 08, 2007, 08:26:03 PM
I brush my teeth like once a week if I'm lucky.

I used to be like that too until my gums got all swollen and hurt whenever I ate anything. Ever since then, I've brushed them every day.
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Post by: stagefright on October 09, 2007, 02:45:39 AM
havent brushed mine in who knows, at least 3 years, no dentist in two and half years.
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Post by: ahlee on October 09, 2007, 06:09:23 AM
i go weekends without brushing sometimes, but the gross feeling in my mouth of not brushing them just brings me down.
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Post by: Zurg on October 09, 2007, 01:12:02 PM
havent brushed mine in who knows, at least 3 years, no dentist in two and half years.

really? is it like hair where it just gets to a point where it doesn't get worse? or do you just stay away from any sugar and acids and things?
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Post by: marty. on October 09, 2007, 01:52:04 PM
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really? is it like hair where it just gets to a point where it doesn't get worse? or do you just stay away from any sugar and acids and things?
I think it just depends on the person. I brush mine a lot now cause I'm a smoker and it would just feel gross not too, but when I was younger I would do it maybe once a month and I've only ever had one cavity in my life and my teeth are fine now. I don't remember them ever feeling weird either.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: H8R vol.2 on October 09, 2007, 04:07:58 PM
you know what they say about teeth right?   if you ignore them, they just go away.   

i hated taking care of my teeth but then saw one of my friends(who rarely brushed his teeth) dying in pain trying to eat a frickin cheeseburger.  that changed my views on dental care.  i rather enjoy eating and would like to do more of it without the pain.   
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Post by: Jura on October 09, 2007, 04:19:35 PM
Im wearing new corduroy pants right now.
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Post by: VHS on October 09, 2007, 05:28:27 PM
I love wasting money.
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Post by: metsuri on October 10, 2007, 04:37:32 AM
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This trendy Swedish jeans brand called Nudie, suggests you to wear your brand new pair of jeans for 6 months to a year before the first wash. To get a "personalized look" or some shit. How's that?
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Post by: ahlee on October 10, 2007, 05:17:55 AM
i dont really notice how long i've rocked boxers before, i lost track.. so i assume.. its a long time. i've def been up in the 'months' before.
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Post by: moustache on October 10, 2007, 11:04:58 AM
Regarding Teeth: I've never been too hot with dental hygene, but fuck man you got to take care of it! It's not teeth that are a problem, it's gums. You can have mad strong teeth, no cavities or anything, but your gums get all fucked up and those perfect strong teeth just fall the fuck out.

I've been trying to be better for a while now. Plus: dudes, ladies don't like the rancid acid breath vibe!

Oh and I don't like most people I see out riding skateboards. That's not really a confession though.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: jrock on October 10, 2007, 11:33:36 AM
I brush my teeth 4 or 5 times a day.  Shit starts feeling gross and I have to brush em.  I also have this OCD thing where I count the strokes on each tooth (like Will Ferrel in Stranger than Fiction).

I've also ruined a few pairs of Levi's by washing them too soon.  Some companies put wax on their jeans so when you wear them they get a broken in, classic look.  Washing it too soon fucks up the wax, and your jeans come out looking like shit. 
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: beeda weeda on October 10, 2007, 12:32:56 PM
on a trip to Cuba last april, I fuck a random (canadian)  girl with no condom, and I fucked her in the ass with no condom.  got checked 3 days after I got home.
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Post by: H8R vol.2 on October 10, 2007, 01:15:01 PM
on a trip to Cuba last april, I fuck a random (canadian)  girl with no condom, and I fucked her in the ass with no condom.  got checked 3 days after I got home.

most STD/virus's take more than 3 days to show up.
i'd get tested again in about 3-6 months.

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Post by: moustache on October 10, 2007, 02:02:22 PM
Harsh. But true.
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Post by: beeda weeda on October 10, 2007, 02:05:03 PM
well, itsall good, I've been tested since.  its all good. It ws just a scary thing to put myse;f through
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Post by: H8R vol.2 on October 10, 2007, 02:07:06 PM
well, itsall good, I've been tested since.  its all good. It ws just a scary thing to put myse;f through

gambling with your cock is always sketchy. 

Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Round 2 on October 10, 2007, 02:33:18 PM
I haven't really progressed much in skating over the past 3 years :( and even after doing like hundreds of backside flips mine are still soooo inconsistent. I also spent almost a year practicing nollie flips and still have yet to make any real improvement on them.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: somekid on October 10, 2007, 05:39:43 PM
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and anytime you try to take them somewhere, they start wildin' out and shit. then you get to aplologize to your other friends because your buddy pissed in the pate at their art show.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: kev on October 11, 2007, 04:06:46 PM
I'm so confident that Fully Flared will be the most visually pleasing and inspiring skate video of all time, it's pretty much the only thing I'm looking forward to in life right now.  I need a job right now.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Any Time At All on October 11, 2007, 05:20:02 PM
I hate everything about my kickflips and switch kickflilps, there, i said it, they're terrible.

I don't think my girlfriend likes me as much as I like her, but I still know she likes me

I really don't have much to say

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Post by: Mackattack on October 11, 2007, 09:52:36 PM
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LAst week, I rocked the same pair of boxers for 4 days.
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i know a guy who wore a pair of pants for 13 days
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i wore the same pants a whole summer one time without washing them
they were black too so i had the Chris Cole sweat stains
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: metsuri on October 12, 2007, 01:37:10 AM
- I like jogging.
- I saw Paramore play on Conan O'Brien last night. I think I liked it.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: ahlee on October 12, 2007, 06:37:25 AM
I hate everything about my kickflips and switch kickflilps, there, i said it, they're terrible.

Ugh, I was dying for you to own up to that.
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Post by: mikefork on October 12, 2007, 12:12:13 PM
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LAst week, I rocked the same pair of boxers for 4 days.
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i know a guy who wore a pair of pants for 13 days
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try a month
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i wore the same pants a whole summer one time without washing them
they were black too so i had the Chris Cole sweat stains
i went for half the school year with a pair. they were brand new black emerica jeans and the only reason why they got washed was because when i went into the shower my mom took them from my room and washed them. after that they looked like grey acid washed pants, i was bummed out
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Post by: Mackattack on October 13, 2007, 09:19:39 PM
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LAst week, I rocked the same pair of boxers for 4 days.
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i know a guy who wore a pair of pants for 13 days
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i wore the same pants a whole summer one time without washing them
they were black too so i had the Chris Cole sweat stains
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i went for half the school year with a pair. they were brand new black emerica jeans and the only reason why they got washed was because when i went into the shower my mom took them from my room and washed them. after that they looked like grey acid washed pants, i was bummed out

i used to sleep in mine
even had a wet dream in them
ahhh 9th grade
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Edward Penishands on October 13, 2007, 09:31:08 PM
i secretly hope the majority of people i see skateboarding quit so i can have it all to myself and my close friends

 :-\
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Post by: somekid on October 13, 2007, 10:36:55 PM
i secretly hope the majority of people i see skateboarding quit so i can have it all to myself and my close friends

 :-\
you too, huh?
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Rusty Champignon on October 14, 2007, 03:59:11 AM
I hate all of the kids who skate in my town, one in particular is really good but he pushes mongo, so anything good he does is cancelled out by that in my eyes
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Spy Fox on October 14, 2007, 08:51:03 AM
I seriously love my cat and snuggle with it for atleast 2 hours everyday
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: nice weather on October 14, 2007, 09:28:45 AM
This thread is losing his classic status. More actual confessions please. I'm working on a few myself, but it takes time of course.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Rusty Champignon on October 14, 2007, 11:43:42 AM
yesterday I when my brother and his girlfriend came round, I couldnt stop looking at her huge tits
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: heckler on October 14, 2007, 07:00:18 PM
-For some reason, about a third of my friends/people I talk to on a daily basis are freshman. I have no idea why that is, though.
-I usually only read this thread when I'm really bored, or procrastinating.
-My teeth are not in the greatest condition.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Young Jeezy on October 14, 2007, 07:30:53 PM
i am the trap
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: mikefork on October 14, 2007, 07:59:27 PM
i don't eat actual meals anymore. for the past couple of months i have been eating snacks. yesterday for example i ate two packs of pop-tarts, four cup cakes, and four taquitos. today i ate a pack of pop-tarts, the cookie dough chunks in my moms cookie dough ice cream, some chips, and a box of mozzarella sticks
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: rickey henderson on October 14, 2007, 09:12:58 PM
There's nothing wrong with wearing the same pair of jeans for an extended period of time. I've only washed my new pair once, and have worn them everyday since June.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Blue Fescue on October 14, 2007, 11:01:39 PM
i don't eat actual meals anymore. for the past couple of months i have been eating snacks. yesterday for example i ate two packs of pop-tarts, four cup cakes, and four taquitos. today i ate a pack of pop-tarts, the cookie dough chunks in my moms cookie dough ice cream, some chips, and a box of mozzarella sticks

gross, you get out of your body what you put into it.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: diegomenendez on October 14, 2007, 11:30:14 PM
I just had the first kiss with this girl that I really like and she likes me alot. When I got home, I added the song from the Little Mermaid, "Kiss the Girl", cause I had been beating around the bush, but I just drove to her place just to kiss her
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Any Time At All on October 15, 2007, 05:05:36 AM
ill
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: ahlee on October 15, 2007, 07:16:18 AM
I just had the first kiss with this girl that I really like and she likes me alot. When I got home, I added the song from the Little Mermaid, "Kiss the Girl", cause I had been beating around the bush, but I just drove to her place just to kiss her

can we keep the sappy shit off of slap please.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: marty. on October 15, 2007, 07:46:57 AM
Goddammit Jackson. Alright, I'll get real for the good of the thread.

I tried to kill myself on Easter a year and a half ago.
Later that year I decided that smoking crack was a really awesome thing to do, and went into a short period of doing that multiple times a day.
One of my brothers has AIDS, and I know it's selfish, but some days I just wish he would die in  a car crash or something, so I don't have to watch him get really sick.

That's about as real as I'm comfortable getting while I'm sober.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Silent Bob. on October 15, 2007, 07:49:17 AM
Shit, that's some pretty real shit there; keep strong mate...
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: marty. on October 15, 2007, 07:51:38 AM
Yeah, I should probably point out that I'm  not nearly as much of a sad bastard as that post would make me out to be. I'm pretty much a totally different person from who I was a year and a half ago.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: bbk on October 15, 2007, 08:04:46 AM
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that's pretty much me... haven't had a girlfriend since i was like, 11 or something, and that does not count as a relationship... i never go to parties and I barely hang out with people, all i do is skate... I suck....
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Post by: Silent Bob. on October 15, 2007, 08:18:57 AM
Yeah, I should probably point out that I'm  not nearly as much of a sad bastard as that post would make me out to be. I'm pretty much a totally different person from who I was a year and a half ago.

I'm not taking you to be in the slightest - just to be someone who's got way more on his plate than worrying about whether it's raining out or that their wheels are flatspotted.
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Post by: lophatrophazoa on October 15, 2007, 08:21:40 AM
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that's pretty much me... haven't had a girlfriend since i was like, 11 or something, and that does not count as a relationship... i never go to parties and I barely hang out with people, all i do is skate... I suck....

if you have fun skating it really shouldnt matter. everytime i go out to a bar after skating i end up having a shittier time so i might as well skipped that and just kept skating
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: bbk on October 15, 2007, 10:00:54 AM
- I saw Paramore play on Conan O'Brien last night. I think I liked it.
They were playing misery business, right? that song is fuckin awesome, it got me so soked i downloaded the whole album, but the rest was completley worthless....

saying that i think a paramore song is "fuckin awesome" has gotta be the gnarliest and most fucked up confession in this thread...  ;)

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most of my skateboarding friends are tools and i'm very often embarassed to hang out with them in non-skate-related situations.
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Same. Its like they dont know how to socialize with other people who dont skate. Most of them havnt even had a girlfriend or gone to a party
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that's pretty much me... haven't had a girlfriend since i was like, 11 or something, and that does not count as a relationship... i never go to parties and I barely hang out with people, all i do is skate... I suck....
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if you have fun skating it really shouldnt matter. everytime i go out to a bar after skating i end up having a shittier time so i might as well skipped that and just kept skating
fuck yeah, i love skating more thananything, but I know I'm missin out on a whole lotta shit...
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Post by: Young Jeezy on October 15, 2007, 10:08:26 AM
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They were playing misery business, right? that song is fuckin awesome, it got me so soked i downloaded the whole album, but the rest was completley worthless....

saying that i think a paramore song is "fuckin awesome" has gotta be the gnarliest and most fucked up confession in this thread...  ;)

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most of my skateboarding friends are tools and i'm very often embarassed to hang out with them in non-skate-related situations.
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Same. Its like they dont know how to socialize with other people who dont skate. Most of them havnt even had a girlfriend or gone to a party
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that's pretty much me... haven't had a girlfriend since i was like, 11 or something, and that does not count as a relationship... i never go to parties and I barely hang out with people, all i do is skate... I suck....
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if you have fun skating it really shouldnt matter. everytime i go out to a bar after skating i end up having a shittier time so i might as well skipped that and just kept skating
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fuck yeah, i love skating more thananything, but I know I'm missin out on a whole lotta shit...

you need some pussy, but if you remember one thing remember dont put the puss before the push. your board is always gonna be there for you patiently waiting to give you the time of your life.bitches aint shit, never let them get in the way of your real girlfriend dog. church
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Vov Vurnquist on October 15, 2007, 12:20:48 PM
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: mick swagger on October 15, 2007, 01:27:13 PM
PREACH.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Farger on October 16, 2007, 02:27:13 PM
I'm a living, breathing cliche SLAP poster. I do ollies in my brown dickies and plaid shirts and I diss a whole bunch of skaters even though I could never touch their skills.

(http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v142/31/80/536775873/n536775873_587930_9458.jpg)
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Post by: lophatrophazoa on October 16, 2007, 05:08:37 PM
umm, i dont think those are half cabs. loser
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: heckler on October 16, 2007, 07:15:16 PM
I'm a living, breathing cliche SLAP poster. I do ollies in my brown dickies and plaid shirts and I diss a whole bunch of skaters even though I could never touch their skills.
There is no shame in that.
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Post by: blazini on October 16, 2007, 07:24:37 PM
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There is no shame in that.

your just saying that cuz you suck
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Post by: heckler on October 16, 2007, 07:27:20 PM
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There is no shame in that.
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your just saying that cuz you suck
That hurts.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: cold budweisers on October 16, 2007, 08:53:18 PM
hey farger who cares dude, i'm sure everybody here is like that in real life
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Post by: Farger on October 17, 2007, 01:01:04 AM
umm, i dont think those are half cabs. loser

Ah, I totally forgot about that one, haha. Since those are VOX troopers I guess my first post was a lie. Thanks for looking out : )
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Post by: TheMoneyMellon on October 17, 2007, 03:23:22 AM
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There is no shame in that.
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your just saying that cuz you suck
No, it's just what he aspires to be.
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Post by: heckler on October 17, 2007, 06:48:17 AM
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There is no shame in that.
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your just saying that cuz you suck
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No, it's just what he aspires to be.
oh ya, lemme tell ya....
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Young Jeezy on October 17, 2007, 12:20:18 PM
im sick as fuck right now so ive have been beating my meat like crazy. then i got drunk last night and sent a pic of my dick to this girl and she said it was gross :'( needless to say i was offended. Jeezy got played
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Any Time At All on October 17, 2007, 03:07:47 PM
pwned
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Post by: Young Jeezy on October 17, 2007, 03:20:42 PM
pwned

yeah dawg
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Joshewuhh on October 17, 2007, 03:37:17 PM
Theres this chick at my work who sells new cars.
We flirt off and on harmlessly, until saturday when she gave me her number and told me to call her after work b/c she wants to hang out.
Problem is... I have a lady.
But this girls really cool.

Lifes a buffet table, and I just want a little bit of everything.
Is that so bad?
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Post by: brent on October 17, 2007, 06:23:27 PM
pwned
you said "pwned" GET OUT OF HERE FOREVER PLEASE.
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Post by: Bill on October 17, 2007, 07:59:57 PM
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pwned
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you said "pwned" GET OUT OF HERE FOREVER PLEASE.
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Post by: swissenheights on October 17, 2007, 10:02:07 PM
Theres this chick at my work who sells new cars.
We flirt off and on harmlessly, until saturday when she gave me her number and told me to call her after work b/c she wants to hang out.
Problem is... I have a lady.
But this girls really cool.

Lifes a buffet table, and I just want a little bit of everything.
Is that so bad?
homers cheating on marge in your avatar so yes its okay its not that bad
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Post by: swissenheights on October 18, 2007, 06:58:18 PM
she really got a turtle surprise huh
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Post by: whitemanjazz on October 18, 2007, 07:03:30 PM
she really got a turtle surprise huh
Unfortunately
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Post by: Bill on October 18, 2007, 09:46:42 PM
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eating a girls pussy and ass...on my list of favorite things I've ever experienced in life.
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spoken like a man, *pats back*

these are great,

ive gone on all sorts of benders and binges for years and only now starting to get back on the wagon.

part of that means ive had to shaft most of my old buddies and start meeting new friends at school

i dont like many people at the shop im sponsored by and am starting to question why im even dealing with it at all.

i treat my girlfriend like shit and i think thats why we ve been together for so long.

i dunno some other wierd shit., and if my friends knew i posted here id be embarrased haha
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Dude i treat my girl like shit too yet she puts up me with me. I've cheated on her like 3 times and i don't even feel bad. I know she knows too. She even takes me to skate, and buys me junk food and shit. She even wanted me to put it in her butt. That's sick if you ask me.

If shes that good to you, why do you treat her like shit and cheat on her? That sounds like a girl I'd marry.
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Post by: whitemanjazz on October 18, 2007, 09:48:59 PM
I'm this close, but who knows. I'm too young for that shit.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Young Jeezy on October 19, 2007, 09:28:25 AM
i was just accused of being arrogant :(
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Post by: whitemanjazz on October 19, 2007, 09:36:43 AM
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eating a girls pussy and ass...on my list of favorite things I've ever experienced in life.
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spoken like a man, *pats back*

these are great,

ive gone on all sorts of benders and binges for years and only now starting to get back on the wagon.

part of that means ive had to shaft most of my old buddies and start meeting new friends at school

i dont like many people at the shop im sponsored by and am starting to question why im even dealing with it at all.

i treat my girlfriend like shit and i think thats why we ve been together for so long.

i dunno some other wierd shit., and if my friends knew i posted here id be embarrased haha
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Dude i treat my girl like shit too yet she puts up me with me. I've cheated on her like 3 times and i don't even feel bad. I know she knows too. She even takes me to skate, and buys me junk food and shit. She even wanted me to put it in her butt. That's sick if you ask me.
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If shes that good to you, why do you treat her like shit and cheat on her? That sounds like a girl I'd marry.
It's not that i treat her like shit i just think she likes me more than i like her and  little things like i say I'll call her back and never do.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: jrock on October 19, 2007, 10:58:23 AM
I was watching a tv show on the JFK assassination when I started thinking of my grandfather, who was a Secret Service agent during the time JFK was killed.  I did a little research, and there is a lot of evidence that the Marcello crime family was implicated in the assassination.  Coincidentally, the Marcellos' home base was a little Italian restaurant about 5 minutes down the highway from where I live, and where my grandfather lived during the JFK assassination.  I find it kind of odd that a secret service agent that was guarding the president would live so close to the base of operations of a crime family that was implicated in the president's assassination.  My family was always really hush-hush about the fact that my grandfather was a secret service agent; ( i just found out about it a couple years ago (20 years after he died).  The whole thing just seems really weird to me, and I can't stop wondering if there was some kind of connection between the two.
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Post by: Anton on October 19, 2007, 02:50:46 PM
i can't kickflip and im not trying to learn it either
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Post by: heckler on October 19, 2007, 04:09:02 PM
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eating a girls pussy and ass...on my list of favorite things I've ever experienced in life.
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spoken like a man, *pats back*

these are great,

ive gone on all sorts of benders and binges for years and only now starting to get back on the wagon.

part of that means ive had to shaft most of my old buddies and start meeting new friends at school

i dont like many people at the shop im sponsored by and am starting to question why im even dealing with it at all.

i treat my girlfriend like shit and i think thats why we ve been together for so long.

i dunno some other wierd shit., and if my friends knew i posted here id be embarrased haha
[close]

Dude i treat my girl like shit too yet she puts up me with me. I've cheated on her like 3 times and i don't even feel bad. I know she knows too. She even takes me to skate, and buys me junk food and shit. She even wanted me to put it in her butt. That's sick if you ask me.
[close]

If shes that good to you, why do you treat her like shit and cheat on her? That sounds like a girl I'd marry.
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It's not that i treat her like shit i just think she likes me more than i like her and  little things like i say I'll call her back and never do.
I know what you mean... that was what it was like with my ex (before she was my ex) for a while, but I just broke up with her. I was over it.
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Post by: whitemanjazz on October 19, 2007, 04:10:48 PM
Yeah i am getting to that point, but fuck i would feel so bad.
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Post by: tag_king on October 21, 2007, 08:20:26 PM
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eating a girls pussy and ass...on my list of favorite things I've ever experienced in life.
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spoken like a man, *pats back*

these are great,

ive gone on all sorts of benders and binges for years and only now starting to get back on the wagon.

part of that means ive had to shaft most of my old buddies and start meeting new friends at school

i dont like many people at the shop im sponsored by and am starting to question why im even dealing with it at all.

i treat my girlfriend like shit and i think thats why we ve been together for so long.

i dunno some other wierd shit., and if my friends knew i posted here id be embarrased haha
[close]

Dude i treat my girl like shit too yet she puts up me with me. I've cheated on her like 3 times and i don't even feel bad. I know she knows too. She even takes me to skate, and buys me junk food and shit. She even wanted me to put it in her butt. That's sick if you ask me.
[close]

If shes that good to you, why do you treat her like shit and cheat on her? That sounds like a girl I'd marry.
[close]
It's not that i treat her like shit i just think she likes me more than i like her and  little things like i say I'll call her back and never do.
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I know what you mean... that was what it was like with my ex (before she was my ex) for a while, but I just broke up with her. I was over it.

man, keep treating them like shit.. I remember the day when I thought to myself "Shit, my girlfriend is awesome, I should start being nicer" and I have been fucked ever since.
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Post by: Room Guy on October 22, 2007, 11:03:51 AM
man i would kill to get my brown belt. my gf says no way :'(
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Post by: CigaretteBeer on October 22, 2007, 12:16:25 PM
I always here people skating by my place and wonder if it's mikefork or ah lee. I then feel like a creep for having the internet mixing in with my real life.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Joshewuhh on October 22, 2007, 02:18:32 PM
I always here people skating by my place and wonder if it's mikefork or ah lee. I then feel like a creep for having the internet mixing in with my real life.
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Go skate
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: CigaretteBeer on October 22, 2007, 02:21:10 PM
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I always here people skating by my place and wonder if it's mikefork or ah lee. I then feel like a creep for having the internet mixing in with my real life.
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Go skate

I don't have one at the moment( and can't afford it either). I focused my last and threw it on a roof like a little brat. I did find these fun looking rails at this gas station near my place that made me want to skate really bad.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: mikefork on October 22, 2007, 05:43:26 PM
I always here people skating by my place and wonder if it's mikefork or ah lee. I then feel like a creep for having the internet mixing in with my real life.
whoa, where do you live?
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: CigaretteBeer on October 23, 2007, 11:20:36 AM
Hillside street.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: artichoke on October 24, 2007, 01:56:45 PM
Hillside street.

In mission hill?  I skated down that street last week, so it may have been me.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: CigaretteBeer on October 24, 2007, 02:05:04 PM
Yes, Mission Hill.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: mikefork on October 24, 2007, 04:48:03 PM
cigarettebeer, were you at the jam on sunday?
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: artichoke on October 24, 2007, 05:00:17 PM
cigarettebeer, were you at the jam on sunday?

How was that?  I slept until 1(hung over), and had something to do at 2:30 so I just closed the blinds and put some music on.  I went to the static premiere and almost got arrested by the 9,000,000 cops in my neighborhood because of the sox game on the way back.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: mikefork on October 24, 2007, 05:09:14 PM
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cigarettebeer, were you at the jam on sunday?
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How was that?  I slept until 1(hung over), and had something to do at 2:30 so I just closed the blinds and put some music on.  I went to the static premiere and almost got arrested by the 9,000,000 cops in my neighborhood because of the sox game on the way back.
everyone had a good time. fred gall and bro were killing it. sfa mc'ed the best/worst trick contest and we somehow got kids to try and coffin off the kicker. if either you and/or cigarettebeer can make it, we are hosting a skate jam this saturday in malden
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: toonie on October 25, 2007, 01:59:30 AM
i kind of just want it to be winter already
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Room Guy on October 25, 2007, 02:54:15 AM
i haven't skated in 2 months
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: blazini on October 25, 2007, 07:47:28 AM
i haven't skated in 4 months
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: ahlee on October 26, 2007, 11:38:31 AM
Yes, Mission Hill.

i actually live about 1h30m from the city... i go often though.

i have friends that live right on mission hill man. you've probably heard me skate by your place before than. ha.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: name on October 26, 2007, 11:00:59 PM
I am obsessed with the number 222

I go on Slap secretly and have never told anyone that I go on a skateboarding message board.

I fear becoming an alcoholic because the only time I feel completely comfortable and anxiety-free around people is when I’m am drunk.

I play with a tech dech more than I actually skateboard.
 
I feel like I enjoy masturbating more than I do actually being with a girl.

I believe in Jesus.

I only post when I am a little fucked up.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Room Guy on October 26, 2007, 11:48:34 PM
hey, do i know you? ^
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Guile on October 26, 2007, 11:49:58 PM
i smoke too much weed and i know its affecting me but i sort of dont care.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: bentmode on October 27, 2007, 01:46:05 AM
i smoke too much weed and i know its affecting me but i sort of dont care.

si mon que si guey.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Guile on October 27, 2007, 11:09:26 AM
see i cant even pronounce that. im way too burnt.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Joshewuhh on October 27, 2007, 09:18:42 PM

I feel like I enjoy masturbating more than I do actually being with a girl.


Been there, done that.
Sometimes, no woman can do what my right hand can.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: heckler on October 28, 2007, 06:58:14 PM
I'm not really happy with my physical appearance. Everytime I look in the mirror, I think that I'd be a lot happier with myself if I were a few inches taller and weighed a little bit less.
On a not very related thought, I'm wearing a knit sweater right now and I'm kinda stoked on it.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: colinator on October 28, 2007, 08:26:20 PM
i've always thought slap was invite only...
admin on emericaskate.com
girlfriend of two years just cheated on me, and i can't move on.
stopped skating more and more for the better part of two years
after breaking arms and a continually fucked up ankle it's hard for me to try anything new anymore
depressed..always
the only thing that makes me feel better is the band johnny hobo and the freight trains.
i actually hate andrew reynolds and everything he does, but own a pair of bosses.
i hate guns n roses ever since axl canceled out on chinese democracy tour after being so psyched on winning tickets off the radio
saw the rolling stones at fenway park for free because a girl fell and broke her legs
fucked up the samuel l jackson wax figure at madame tussads wax museum in NY on accident, i don't think it's even on display anymore.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Gest on October 28, 2007, 08:45:29 PM
dont claim to hate reynolds to get a good rep, the majority here actually likes him. just make sure to reference his bowl cut in his birdhouse part to show youve been down for a long tine
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: colinator on October 29, 2007, 05:03:35 AM
dont claim to hate reynolds to get a good rep, the majority here actually likes him. just make sure to reference his bowl cut in his birdhouse part to show youve been down for a long tine

i really could give a fuck if everyone here likes him, for some reason unknown even to myself i can't stand him.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: lophatrophazoa on October 30, 2007, 09:30:59 AM
i like broccoli
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: tag_king on October 30, 2007, 10:05:06 AM
i like broccoli

love that shit.. so good on pizza.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Guile on October 30, 2007, 10:09:47 AM
i actually have nothing against jake rupp but ive got this pickle guy and little jeezy mad as fuck.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Young Jeezy on October 30, 2007, 10:13:03 AM
i actually have nothing against jake rupp but ive got this pickle guy and little jeezy mad as fuck.

jeezy aint mad. its not like i know dude personally. you were just sayin some fucked up shit and i had to call you out. and btw if you didnt understand the comment about the 300 dollars, which im sure you didnt, thats about how much an abortion would cost.didnt want that to go over your head
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Guile on October 30, 2007, 10:14:42 AM
the guys a fucking alcoholic. what a little front nosing bitch. the ponytail doesnt help his case either.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Young Jeezy on October 30, 2007, 11:13:40 AM
Jeezy is pissed DickNagger is a Slap Pal. i cant wait to kook the shit out of his ass.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Guile on October 30, 2007, 11:17:33 AM
its time for jeezy to power post his ass to 1000. drop some lyrics in every thread slap has.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Young Jeezy on October 30, 2007, 11:25:04 AM
its time for jeezy to power post his ass to 1000. drop some lyrics in every thread slap has.

jeezy already posts his ass off enough
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: VHS on October 30, 2007, 06:39:40 PM
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its time for jeezy to power post his ass to 1000. drop some lyrics in every thread slap has.
[close]

jeezy already posts his ass off enough
Jeezy also likes talking about himself in 3rd person.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Young Jeezy on October 30, 2007, 06:47:02 PM
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its time for jeezy to power post his ass to 1000. drop some lyrics in every thread slap has.
[close]

jeezy already posts his ass off enough
[close]
Jeezy also likes talking about himself in 3rd person.

blow jeezy HA!
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: swissenheights on October 30, 2007, 06:54:35 PM
Jimmy really likes Elaine

George likes spicy chicken
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Joshewuhh on October 30, 2007, 07:33:05 PM
I know Jeezy's real identity.























Not really, but I wish I did.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Young Jeezy on October 30, 2007, 07:33:54 PM
I know Jeezy's real identity.























Not really, but I wish I did.

ive already posted footy and photos you big dummy
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: bentmode on October 30, 2007, 07:53:01 PM
lolz i knowz.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: swissenheights on October 30, 2007, 08:32:06 PM
you jackass you missed jeezy trying to get rad
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Room Guy on October 30, 2007, 08:35:57 PM
i like to get high and watch undertaker videos on youtube
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: blazini on October 30, 2007, 08:57:17 PM
george is getting very angry!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Joshewuhh on October 30, 2007, 09:40:15 PM
I just watched Legally Blonde 2
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: CigaretteBeer on October 30, 2007, 11:27:26 PM
Once I was very suicidal and I remembered the doctor telling me if this ever happened to call 911. I did so hoping they would give me some magicical drug to make me feel human again. Cops show up and I run and hide my wine bottle in nearby buhes. They say " hey you called?". "Um yeah I did, i wasn't expecting cops though". They put me in hand cuffs and throw me in the back of the car. I was just thinking " what kind of idiot calls 911 and gets himself arrested?". One of the young cops finds the wine. They laugh a bit and drive me to a mental hospital. I get there and they grill me with questions while the two fine police men listen for a funny story to tell the boys at the station. Finally they give me like six huge pills and I pass out in a cell with a shitty bed and blankets.

I was awoke the next day fairly early and am told to go see this bald fat man who's supposed to know what he's talking about. Before I leave the cell an angry fat woman tells me to make my bed. I was still fucked up from the pills but managed to do it to her liking. I finally sit down to see the fat shrink and he tells me " you need to go to rehab". " No way I will do that" I told the fat man. "Well then you must leave now". I was given a token for the train and sent on my way. I was lucky enough to find a liquor store right outside of there. I bought a bottle of peppermint schnapps and went to the train station. I had no idea where to go because I was staying at a heroin addicted friends house in San Diego. Somewhere along the way I lost my train pass and was issued a ticket which I failed to pay. It ended up being over 500 with late fees. So I finally made it back and everyone asks where I was and I just tell them I got drunk and fell asleep somewhere.

So anyway, my life was pretty shitty and that's my confession.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: stagefright on October 30, 2007, 11:32:31 PM
you should delete your account and focus on fixing your life
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Vov Vurnquist on October 30, 2007, 11:50:26 PM
you should unfocus your board and delete your child porn
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: CigaretteBeer on October 30, 2007, 11:54:35 PM
you should delete your account and focus on fixing your life

It's much better now. This was after a breakup, being kicked out of an appartment, being poor and just pretty much everything going wrong.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Young Jeezy on October 31, 2007, 04:49:39 AM
Once I was very suicidal and I remembered the doctor telling me if this ever happened to call 911. I did so hoping they would give me some magicical drug to make me feel human again. Cops show up and I run and hide my wine bottle in nearby buhes. They say " hey you called?". "Um yeah I did, i wasn't expecting cops though". They put me in hand cuffs and throw me in the back of the car. I was just thinking " what kind of idiot calls 911 and gets himself arrested?". One of the young cops finds the wine. They laugh a bit and drive me to a mental hospital. I get there and they grill me with questions while the two fine police men listen for a funny story to tell the boys at the station. Finally they give me like six huge pills and I pass out in a cell with a shitty bed and blankets.

I was awoke the next day fairly early and am told to go see this bald fat man who's supposed to know what he's talking about. Before I leave the cell an angry fat woman tells me to make my bed. I was still fucked up from the pills but managed to do it to her liking. I finally sit down to see the fat shrink and he tells me " you need to go to rehab". " No way I will do that" I told the fat man. "Well then you must leave now". I was given a token for the train and sent on my way. I was lucky enough to find a liquor store right outside of there. I bought a bottle of peppermint schnapps and went to the train station. I had no idea where to go because I was staying at a heroin addicted friends house in San Diego. Somewhere along the way I lost my train pass and was issued a ticket which I failed to pay. It ended up being over 500 with late fees. So I finally made it back and everyone asks where I was and I just tell them I got drunk and fell asleep somewhere.

So anyway, my life was pretty shitty and that's my confession.
wow.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: ahlee on October 31, 2007, 10:56:20 AM
sorry to hear man. maybe you should chill on the drink?
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: CigaretteBeer on October 31, 2007, 01:48:05 PM
sorry to hear man. maybe you should chill on the drink?

This happened early this year. I'm drinking less, things are going good and I don't want to die.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: ahlee on October 31, 2007, 01:49:42 PM
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sorry to hear man. maybe you should chill on the drink?
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This happened early this year. I'm drinking less, things are going good and I don't want to die.

Good man, don't take the pussy way out. You got your girl in boston now man. Glad to hear things are better. I'll be up there this weekend. Maybe we'll shred.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: CigaretteBeer on October 31, 2007, 02:35:14 PM
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sorry to hear man. maybe you should chill on the drink?
[close]

This happened early this year. I'm drinking less, things are going good and I don't want to die.
[close]

Good man, don't take the pussy way out. You got your girl in boston now man. Glad to hear things are better. I'll be up there this weekend. Maybe we'll shred.

Yeah that would be fun. Let me know if you wanna meet up.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: colinator on October 31, 2007, 03:45:19 PM
it's cool to see everyone actually reading this shit and not acting like complete cunts as a reply.


Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: CigaretteBeer on October 31, 2007, 03:48:11 PM
This is like the Slap confession booth. You must be respectful.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: ahlee on October 31, 2007, 03:56:02 PM
theres then equal ammount of love and hate on here, only you usually only just see one side.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: colinator on October 31, 2007, 04:02:10 PM
theres then equal ammount of love and hate on here, only you usually only just see one side.

this is the only thread i haven't seen some fight over somebody being a slap pal or saying the wrong thing about a pro.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: swissenheights on October 31, 2007, 04:32:26 PM
awwww
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Vov Vurnquist on October 31, 2007, 05:01:59 PM
is swissen heights the title of a romance novel?
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: bentmode on October 31, 2007, 08:18:59 PM
cigarettebeer, i feel you. i have a bunch of shit and my life is really fucked right now. i just keep on living, thats all i can do.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: swissenheights on October 31, 2007, 09:22:42 PM
yes im writting a science fiction romance novel
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Vov Vurnquist on October 31, 2007, 10:11:22 PM
yes im writting a science fiction romance novel

i was concieved in space
hence the unearthly schlong...
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Optimus Prime on October 31, 2007, 11:45:47 PM
I HAVE BOT CRUSH ON A FEW GOBOTS. THEY ALSO ARE MALE SOCKET, WHICH MAKES ME A GAYBOT.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: SimonP on November 01, 2007, 12:08:52 PM
I HAVE BOT CRUSH ON A FEW GOBOTS. THEY ALSO ARE MALE SOCKET, WHICH MAKES ME A GAYBOT.

lol
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: diegomenendez on November 02, 2007, 03:01:06 AM
I don't even know where to start

Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: loophole on November 02, 2007, 06:28:33 AM
someone gave me a skinny board.
im enjoying it

im sorry
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: ahlee on November 02, 2007, 06:32:52 AM
i skate carrolls, its alll goood.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: SimonP on November 02, 2007, 07:24:14 AM
I need to cut down on cigs.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Goyo on November 02, 2007, 07:35:33 PM
i'm struggling to become vegetarian
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: bobby hill on November 03, 2007, 04:24:14 PM
animals taste to good to stop eating them. besides, you don't make friends with salad. lisa learned the hard way.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Rusty Champignon on November 03, 2007, 04:27:52 PM
I recently had some pig that was spit roasted and I had the best steak ive ever had last night, its things like these that make me think vegetarians are insane, meat just tastes too nice
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: CigaretteBeer on November 03, 2007, 06:10:24 PM
I recently had some pig that was spit roasted and I had the best steak ive ever had last night, its things like these that make me think vegetarians are insane, meat just tastes too nice

I've tried being vegan a few times just because of animal rights and my love for them. It's seriously the hardest and most boring diet ever. Last time I was vegan I got down to 130 and I'm 6'1. I respect people that can eat vegan, just not for me.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Rusty Champignon on November 03, 2007, 06:21:18 PM
to be honest I sometimes feel bad thinking about the animal that was slaughtered just so I could have a nice meal, but thats soon forgotten after I have the first delicious bite.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: stagefright on November 03, 2007, 06:23:31 PM
talk to shawn, hes overweight and a vegan, the best of both worlds
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Room Guy on November 03, 2007, 07:13:38 PM
what the hell do they eat thats not imitation and enriched with flax seed
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: artichoke on November 03, 2007, 09:19:59 PM
what the hell do they eat thats not imitation and enriched with flax seed

Vegetables, rice, beans, peanutbutter and jelly sandwiches, pasta... it's not as ridiculous of a stretch as people make it out to be.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: the ragamuffin on November 04, 2007, 01:43:35 AM
I lost my virginity last weekend.
This girl is not that attractive, but I keep coming back for more.
I've never had a girlfriend.
I'm 18 (a freshman in college).
I may be developing an alcohol problem.
I've tripped on robitussin many times in my youth (but not in about 4 years).
I've snorted coke before (it sucks).
I've tripped on acid and it was the probably most enlightening experience of my life.
I love life.
I have no idea what i want to do with my self, and often am quite lost.
I'm pretty drunk right now.
I don't give a fuck.


Zattarains  (http://www.thisnext.com/media/230x230/Zatarains-Dirty-Rice-Mix_3818EB9D.jpg) is my favorite food EVER.

Oh, and this is possibly the most motivational movie I've ever seen http://video.stumbleupon.com/#p=r7j72dfbwy
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Spy Fox on November 04, 2007, 07:53:27 AM
I want someone i cant have
....atleast at the moment
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: RadRacing on November 06, 2007, 09:48:56 AM
i dont actually really like anything at all, things i do exist in a spectrum of how much i dislike them

girls are fairly low on my spectrum of dislike. I would sooner go skating or something lame than hang out with a girl im into.

i have coedine for my knee, but i have been (in secret) on it consistently for 3 weeks now and everyone agrees that I am doing much better and I am much more pleasant to be around. They said I have done well to get over adversities in my life and I agree when on coedine, i have tried to go without them for a bit but it doesnt go so well.

i dont know if this is a confession, but sometimes if im at the campus library studying and a cute girl is sitting across from me ill think that she is touching my foot or something, and it will turn out to be a table leg. Also happens sometimes on busy skytrains or buses with poles and such.

I hate drinking, I hate the fact that most people need to be drunk to get over social limitations, really enjoy the company of strangers, and be outwardly friendly.


I actually really enjoy listening to regina spektor, nico, and young jeezy. I dont know which is more disturbing. Probably young jeezy.

I cant get into a girl that has fucked a couple of my friends no matter how perfect she is. I was honestly disgusted when i found out my ex girlfriend was fucking two different guys at the same time who were 27 and 23 when she was 16, I dont think it should matter but I cant help it. The thought would linger when I was with her.


Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Jazz on November 06, 2007, 02:49:20 PM
I just wanna tear up Ashley's little booty.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Rusty Champignon on November 06, 2007, 03:34:12 PM
I just wanna tear up Ashley's little booty.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvJeATp31dw
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: spungo on November 06, 2007, 03:36:18 PM
In 1998 I went on a backpacking trip through Europe and watched a bunch of pro contests that summer (Copenhagen, Prague, Munster, Lausanne etc..)  At the Lausanne contest I was skating this lame shit outside just dorking around and the next thing I know people kept coming up to me and asking for my autograph.  They thought I was Jamie Thomas cause we looked alot alike at the time.  I must have signed like 25-30 shirts, boards, hats, and paper.  All those kids never knew the wiser.  I hope I made their day.  Sorry Jamie for impersonating you.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: whitemanjazz on November 06, 2007, 03:44:16 PM
I lost my virginity last weekend.
This girl is not that attractive, but I keep coming back for more.
I've never had a girlfriend.
I'm 18 (a freshman in college).
I may be developing an alcohol problem.
I've tripped on robitussin many times in my youth (but not in about 4 years).
I've snorted coke before (it sucks).
I've tripped on acid and it was the probably most enlightening experience of my life.
I love life.
I have no idea what i want to do with my self, and often am quite lost.
I'm pretty drunk right now.
I don't give a fuck.


Zattarains  (http://www.thisnext.com/media/230x230/Zatarains-Dirty-Rice-Mix_3818EB9D.jpg) is my favorite food EVER.

Oh, and this is possibly the most motivational movie I've ever seen http://video.stumbleupon.com/#p=r7j72dfbwy
Zatarans red beans and rice best shit evuurrr
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: jrock on November 06, 2007, 03:47:36 PM
In 1998 I went on a backpacking trip through Europe and watched a bunch of pro contests that summer (Copenhagen, Prague, Munster, Lausanne etc..)  At the Lausanne contest I was skating this lame shit outside just dorking around and the next thing I know people kept coming up to me and asking for my autograph.  They thought I was Jamie Thomas cause we looked alot alike at the time.  I must have signed like 25-30 shirts, boards, hats, and paper.  All those kids never knew the wiser.  I hope I made their day.  Sorry Jamie for impersonating you.

haha, i remember you came back with all of that gnarly euro porn.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: lfpskater on November 06, 2007, 04:14:13 PM
my first ever tre flip was an accident

i dont practice skating, i just have fun... (most people think that's bad so i added it)

i think that a poser is someone who doesnt like skating but does it anyways

i dont really want to get sponsored but i still think it would be cool

im depressed because my back arches funny and makes me look like i have a big butt, even though i dont... (haha..)

my knee got injured in june and was supposed to heal by august, but since i didnt do exercises it still hurts now, and i cant skate for a while because of it.

sometimes i watch spongebob

i think people who havent ever seen porn are pussies

i try not to be, but im an asshole to a lot of weird kids at my school

i wear pants 2 sizes bigger than my real size cause i like to adjust it with a belt

ive been a vegetarian for 3 years but only my family and close friends have known

ever since my knee injury i havent been afraid of getting hurt

dog sex amuses me

after i got drunk and skated at the same time ive been better at skating

people think i cant ollie stairs because i never try but thats only because of the fact that when i put pressure on it it hurts like hell, so i never bother

i want to be pro when im older but i know its not realistic, so im going to go to college and get a degree in law so i can be rich anyways...

im a white buddhist, and actually know the origins of it, im not just in to it because i think it's "cool"

taco bell doesnt taste that good

yep...
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: MattG on November 06, 2007, 04:17:51 PM
im flat out addicted to porn... not any porn generally midget and balloon PORN, damn guess ill be labelled a weirdo from here on in. But what do i give a fuck its the internet!
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: lophatrophazoa on November 06, 2007, 04:47:48 PM
when someone is walking towards me and i see their not paying attention, i purposely get in their way and try to keep one of those awkward juke things going as long as possible
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: kickflip time on November 06, 2007, 07:33:16 PM
when someone is walking towards me and i see their not paying attention, i purposely get in their way and try to keep one of those awkward juke things going as long as possible
tru dat. pImPin...

keep on rocking, cuh.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Joshewuhh on November 06, 2007, 08:09:30 PM
In High school, I dated a girl with a twin sister.
Its definitley rad.
One night I crashed at her house and fell asleep on her couch.
Ended up making out with her sister by accident.
We never told her sister. It was good tongue.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: lophatrophazoa on November 06, 2007, 08:22:00 PM
you should have got into a threesome, then make them touch each other, then tell their parents their all about the incest, then get them seperated like the offspring song and then write a song about it and get a record deal
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Brandon on November 06, 2007, 08:22:11 PM
In High school, I dated a girl with a twin sister.
Its definitley rad.
One night I crashed at her house and fell asleep on her couch.
Ended up making out with her sister by accident.
We never told her sister. It was good tongue.
fucking yes!
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: CRACKMONSTER on November 07, 2007, 07:47:36 AM
I scandaled money from kids to smoke crack. I was a full on basehead and it was a great excuse to use as to why I suck.
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Post by: ahlee on November 07, 2007, 07:58:43 AM
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In High school, I dated a girl with a twin sister.
Its definitley rad.
One night I crashed at her house and fell asleep on her couch.
Ended up making out with her sister by accident.
We never told her sister. It was good tongue.
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fucking yes!

thats pretty fucking sweet.
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Post by: beeda weeda on November 07, 2007, 09:32:52 AM
i worked at a gas station when i was younger, i would sell cigarettes to kids that were underage, but charge them double
I have smoked cigarettes since i was around 11-12, steadily since i was 13, and a pack a day since i was 15.
I quit for 13 months when wi as 23, and I started back up 6 months ago when I met a girl who smoked.
I am the poster boy for cigarette addiction.
I skate better when I smoke, and I feel cool when I  skate public parks with cigarettes in my hand or mouth.
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Post by: CRACKMONSTER on November 07, 2007, 12:10:53 PM
those are so bad for you. smoke some crack and use it as a crutch. then you can make your way thru speed, heroine, until you reach mary jane. Then you are smooth sailing.
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Post by: Bipsmound on November 07, 2007, 12:50:35 PM
you should have got into a threesome, then make them touch each other, then tell their parents their all about the incest, then get them seperated like the offspring song and then write a song about it and get a record deal
Gold.
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Post by: ahlee on November 07, 2007, 01:52:04 PM
i eat bananas like corn to avoid looking gay.
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Post by: matt/tx on November 07, 2007, 02:10:14 PM
those are so bad for you. smoke some crack and use it as a crutch. then you can make your way thru speed, heroine, until you reach mary jane. Then you are smooth sailing.
by far one of the worst fake accounts
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Post by: SimonP on November 08, 2007, 12:04:35 PM
addicted to cigs, im gonna go have one right meow
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Post by: ahlee on November 08, 2007, 12:06:35 PM
addicted to cigs, im gonna go have one right meow

me too. marb 27's or pfunks.
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Post by: hobojoe on November 08, 2007, 09:37:45 PM
pfunks have been buy one get one here in new bedford for ever, but camel signatures are where its at.
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Post by: sebastian toombs on November 09, 2007, 09:38:12 AM
i eat bananas like corn to avoid looking gay.


i dont even take the peel off so as to avoid looking gay
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Post by: whitemanjazz on November 09, 2007, 09:43:15 AM
I always eat my fries before my burger. Anyone else do that? I feel like shit for asking since i just watched that earthlings youtube.
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Post by: Rusty Champignon on November 09, 2007, 11:02:53 AM
I always eat my fries before my burger. Anyone else do that? I feel like shit for asking since i just watched that earthlings youtube.
I used to do this, now I just put them on the burger and any thats left I just eat afterwards
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Post by: bobby hill on November 10, 2007, 09:58:39 AM
I always eat my fries before my burger. Anyone else do that? I feel like shit for asking since i just watched that earthlings youtube.
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i'm guilty of that too.
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Post by: bbk on November 11, 2007, 03:09:43 AM
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I always eat my fries before my burger. Anyone else do that? I feel like shit for asking since i just watched that earthlings youtube.
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I used to do this, now I just put them on the burger and any thats left I just eat afterwards
I do this to... fries on haburgers is soooo good, I didn't think anyone did this though, I've never seen anyone except me do it...
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Post by: Anton on November 11, 2007, 09:51:27 AM
i also do that shit
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Post by: SimonP on November 11, 2007, 06:40:57 PM
pfunks have been buy one get one here in new bedford for ever, but camel signatures are where its at.
those new signatures are shit. i wish they still make exotic blends , izmir stingers were the shit.
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Post by: mikefork on November 11, 2007, 06:44:33 PM
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I always eat my fries before my burger. Anyone else do that? I feel like shit for asking since i just watched that earthlings youtube.
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I used to do this, now I just put them on the burger and any thats left I just eat afterwards
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I do this to... fries on haburgers is soooo good, I didn't think anyone did this though, I've never seen anyone except me do it...
add some bbq sauce to that burger and i am guilty too
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Post by: yeah dude! on November 11, 2007, 08:49:48 PM
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I always eat my fries before my burger. Anyone else do that? I feel like shit for asking since i just watched that earthlings youtube.
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I used to do this, now I just put them on the burger and any thats left I just eat afterwards
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I do this to... fries on haburgers is soooo good, I didn't think anyone did this though, I've never seen anyone except me do it...
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add some bbq sauce to that burger and i am guilty too

The park I grew up skating had a Wendys across the street and I'd always dip my fries in my frosty. I pretend like it's gross now that I'm older but I'm sure if I went to Wendys tomorrow I'd do the same thing.
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Post by: somekid on November 11, 2007, 10:47:19 PM
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I always eat my fries before my burger. Anyone else do that? I feel like shit for asking since i just watched that earthlings youtube.
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I used to do this, now I just put them on the burger and any thats left I just eat afterwards
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I do this to... fries on haburgers is soooo good, I didn't think anyone did this though, I've never seen anyone except me do it...
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add some bbq sauce to that burger and i am guilty too
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The park I grew up skating had a Wendys across the street and I'd always dip my fries in my frosty. I pretend like it's gross now that I'm older but I'm sure if I went to Wendys tomorrow I'd do the same thing.
i am a grown-ass man, and i will fully admit to dippind my fries in my frosty.
shit is epic.
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Post by: Zurg on November 12, 2007, 10:30:51 AM
i usually find wierd fast food mixtures to be blasphemous, but i fully back the fries in da frosty. it kinda tastes like a funnel cake to me, almost.
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Post by: mikefork on November 12, 2007, 10:48:10 AM
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I always eat my fries before my burger. Anyone else do that? I feel like shit for asking since i just watched that earthlings youtube.
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I used to do this, now I just put them on the burger and any thats left I just eat afterwards
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I do this to... fries on haburgers is soooo good, I didn't think anyone did this though, I've never seen anyone except me do it...
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add some bbq sauce to that burger and i am guilty too
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The park I grew up skating had a Wendys across the street and I'd always dip my fries in my frosty. I pretend like it's gross now that I'm older but I'm sure if I went to Wendys tomorrow I'd do the same thing.
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i am a grown-ass man, and i will fully admit to dippind my fries in my frosty.
shit is epic.
i've done it too. in elementary school i used to dip my twix bars in bbq sauce because i thought it made them taste better
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Post by: whitemanjazz on November 12, 2007, 10:49:34 AM
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I always eat my fries before my burger. Anyone else do that? I feel like shit for asking since i just watched that earthlings youtube.
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I used to do this, now I just put them on the burger and any thats left I just eat afterwards
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I do this to... fries on haburgers is soooo good, I didn't think anyone did this though, I've never seen anyone except me do it...
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add some bbq sauce to that burger and i am guilty too
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The park I grew up skating had a Wendys across the street and I'd always dip my fries in my frosty. I pretend like it's gross now that I'm older but I'm sure if I went to Wendys tomorrow I'd do the same thing.
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i am a grown-ass man, and i will fully admit to dippind my fries in my frosty.
shit is epic.
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i've done it too. in elementary school i used to dip my twix bars in bbq sauce because i thought it made them taste better
i did Doritos with bbq sauce.
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Post by: skatebording sucks on November 12, 2007, 10:55:40 AM
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I always eat my fries before my burger. Anyone else do that? I feel like shit for asking since i just watched that earthlings youtube.
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I used to do this, now I just put them on the burger and any thats left I just eat afterwards
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I do this to... fries on haburgers is soooo good, I didn't think anyone did this though, I've never seen anyone except me do it...
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add some bbq sauce to that burger and i am guilty too
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The park I grew up skating had a Wendys across the street and I'd always dip my fries in my frosty. I pretend like it's gross now that I'm older but I'm sure if I went to Wendys tomorrow I'd do the same thing.
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i am a grown-ass man, and i will fully admit to dippind my fries in my frosty.
shit is epic.
i thought i was the only one who did that. i dont know what it is about that, i guess the sweet and salty working together, kinda like chocolate covered pretzels
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Post by: Guinness on November 12, 2007, 06:12:08 PM
red robin fries are where its at
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Post by: bumptobar on November 12, 2007, 07:31:38 PM
Red robin seasoning is soo good.
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Post by: spungo on November 12, 2007, 08:20:17 PM
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I always eat my fries before my burger. Anyone else do that? I feel like shit for asking since i just watched that earthlings youtube.
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I used to do this, now I just put them on the burger and any thats left I just eat afterwards
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I do this to... fries on haburgers is soooo good, I didn't think anyone did this though, I've never seen anyone except me do it...

I prefer Zapps chips on my turkey sandwiches.  Zapps chips is that fire.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: CigaretteBeer on November 13, 2007, 01:42:06 PM
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red robin fries are where its at
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After working there for a while, I can tell you they were some of the best fries.  And better yet how they keep refilling them as much as you want if you get a burger.  Goddamn do I miss them.

And Zapps chips are THE SHIT.  They have them at the Wegmans I work at, and I've never seen them anywhere else.

Those fries with their seasoning and a side of ranch are the best.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Chris Hansen on November 14, 2007, 01:41:54 PM
I've found some young children attractive.
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Post by: post office on November 14, 2007, 02:06:16 PM
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I always eat my fries before my burger. Anyone else do that? I feel like shit for asking since i just watched that earthlings youtube.
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I used to do this, now I just put them on the burger and any thats left I just eat afterwards
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I do this to... fries on haburgers is soooo good, I didn't think anyone did this though, I've never seen anyone except me do it...
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add some bbq sauce to that burger and i am guilty too
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The park I grew up skating had a Wendys across the street and I'd always dip my fries in my frosty. I pretend like it's gross now that I'm older but I'm sure if I went to Wendys tomorrow I'd do the same thing.

the park i grew up skating had a wendys across the street and i would also dip my fries in my frosty. weird
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: max power on November 15, 2007, 09:32:08 AM
i feel like i am becoming the dude and i like it.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: baxter on November 15, 2007, 10:27:07 PM
im flat out addicted to porn... not any porn generally midget and balloon PORN, damn guess ill be labelled a weirdo from here on in. But what do i give a fuck its the internet!
how many times a day?
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: baxter on November 15, 2007, 10:41:46 PM
In the 7th grade all my friends would talk about jacking off and everyone had the hots for this one teacher, then a few months went by and I started "expirementing" and I then knew jacking off was for me, later that year me and my friend would rush to the top of the stairs and watch her walk up looking down her shirt, I would run home to jack off. Now I jack off at least 3 times a day on weekdays.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: stagefright on November 16, 2007, 01:53:34 AM
i tried it when i was 16 but i guess it just wasnt for me
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Post by: Joshewuhh on November 16, 2007, 07:32:37 PM
Jacking off.... eh... occasionally.

Pussy is alot better.  8)
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Zurg on November 19, 2007, 09:03:47 PM
being a shitty spam poster is harder than i thought
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Vov Vurnquist on November 19, 2007, 10:14:11 PM
confession

so i was at the crib smokin tha shake junt i rolld while i was doin yoga n shit, and this nigga Phil Mickelson come to my door knockin sayin he got a story to tell Vov. Now i know tha bitch is frontin cuz bout 30 secons into the story i come to realize this nigga is reciting Warren G songs in spoken word form tryina diskract a nigga. this when i realize he tryin to get some junt play. i said "lefty you always comin roun to cheef dat dosha but you aint never brang a sac." then nigga sayz to me "man you wyld for that, i aint even smokin hay no more since thoz marks been drunk testin a nigga, like niggaz gon get a hole in one when they six blunts deep."

i dint belive that bitch so i let my freind Rhondelle have his way with that trick

(http://img.citypages.com/blogmedia/canderson/mickelson.jpg)
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: slurthic on November 21, 2007, 03:54:51 PM
--last summer my girlfriend slept over and and she had her friends coke in her bag, once she fell asleep i sniffed it all....i still havent payed her back and i feel kinda scummy about it

--in 10th grade this kid i didnt like bought a new bong with all his birthday money, the day after his birthday i walked into his house and stole it

--i am pretty addicted to pain killers, but i think its fucking pathetic when people bitch about being sick when they dont have any

--i guess i am addicted to weed, i have tried to quit but it never works. i feel like such a faggot saying im addicted to weed though cuz everyone knows that weed isnt addicting and i always make fun of kids who say 'ughhh im so addicted man'

--when i used to deliver pizzas for this place i wouldnt sign out the delivery and i would just throw away the slips a few times a night. this way i would bring in 80 to 100 dollars extra everynight and i never got caught

--this guy owed me 80 dollars for drugs and he wasnt answering his phone and wouldnt answer his door when i went to his house. i finally saw him and he told me i had to suck his dick to get the money and then he called my girlfriend a cunt. the night before i went on a trip to florida i slashed all his tires

--last winter i was at skaters edge and some little kid bought a new complete, it was an alien workshop with koston indys and popwar wheels. he left it under a table all night and i threw my sweatshirt over that shit and walked right out

--i lost my virginity to this fucking super nasty girl named erica when i was in 8th grade, it was so disgusting and i pretended i busted my nut after like 2 minutes just so i could peace out. i remember riding my bike home and i was so dissapointed in myself, now that im thinking about it i still am dissapointed

--last year in gym this nerdy kid put his ipod in his backpack and looked at his friend and said 'i hope nobody steals it'. he then tried to stuff it into his locker but it wouldnt fit so he just left it on top of the locker. once he left the locker room i took his ipod out of his backpack and put it into some random nasty shoe and tossed it in the corner. later that day i went back and got my new ipod

--last summer some douche bag at a party stole a pair of high hair dunk lows out of my car. luckily for me his girlfriend is a pill fiend and i told her if she stole my shoes back id give her a pill, i got my shoes and she didnt get a pill

--i lit my bestfriend on fire in the 5th grade. he had this giant bubble on his arm and we told my mom he fell skating. my moms a nurse i dunno how we pulled that one off

--when i worked at this hockey rink i used to steal all these really espensive hockey sticks from the high school team and sell them back to kids on the same team

--i used to beat off at work all the time, it was so boring i had nothing else to do

--in 8th grade i was skating and some bitch threw powerade all over me. i was eating burger at the time and i spit the biggest nastiest meat and cheese loogie right in her face.

--in like 6th grade i took this biggest shit of my life at the skatepark and it wouldnt flush, somebody was knocking on the door so i opened the window unlocked the door and jumped out the window. ive always thought that was funny

--i talk a lot of shit about most of my friends except for one of them. i guess i could call him my only real friend

--i used to think eating pussy was so awkward, now i like it

--i tried to finger my girls ass last night, she wasnt really having it.....ill eventually do it though cuz i could tell she was contemplating

i dont know if these are really confessions or not. i kind of just said a bucnh of things that ive stolen, i dont really feel like a scumbag though
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Post by: whitemanjazz on November 21, 2007, 04:00:59 PM

--in like 6th grade i took this biggest shit of my life at the skatepark and it wouldnt flush, somebody was knocking on the door so i opened the window unlocked the door and jumped out the window. ive always thought that was funny

haha soo good
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Post by: swissenheights on November 21, 2007, 04:10:57 PM
hahha yeah man those confessions were a fun read
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Post by: baxter on November 21, 2007, 04:12:25 PM
--last summer my girlfriend slept over and and she had her friends coke in her bag, once she fell asleep i sniffed it all....i still havent payed her back and i feel kinda scummy about it

--in 10th grade this kid i didnt like bought a new bong with all his birthday money, the day after his birthday i walked into his house and stole it

--i am pretty addicted to pain killers, but i think its fucking pathetic when people bitch about being sick when they dont have any

--i guess i am addicted to weed, i have tried to quit but it never works. i feel like such a faggot saying im addicted to weed though cuz everyone knows that weed isnt addicting and i always make fun of kids who say 'ughhh im so addicted man'

--when i used to deliver pizzas for this place i wouldnt sign out the delivery and i would just throw away the slips a few times a night. this way i would bring in 80 to 100 dollars extra everynight and i never got caught

--this guy owed me 80 dollars for drugs and he wasnt answering his phone and wouldnt answer his door when i went to his house. i finally saw him and he told me i had to suck his dick to get the money and then he called my girlfriend a cunt. the night before i went on a trip to florida i slashed all his tires

--last winter i was at skaters edge and some little kid bought a new complete, it was an alien workshop with koston indys and popwar wheels. he left it under a table all night and i threw my sweatshirt over that shit and walked right out

--i lost my virginity to this fucking super nasty girl named erica when i was in 8th grade, it was so disgusting and i pretended i busted my nut after like 2 minutes just so i could peace out. i remember riding my bike home and i was so dissapointed in myself, now that im thinking about it i still am dissapointed

--last year in gym this nerdy kid put his ipod in his backpack and looked at his friend and said 'i hope nobody steals it'. he then tried to stuff it into his locker but it wouldnt fit so he just left it on top of the locker. once he left the locker room i took his ipod out of his backpack and put it into some random nasty shoe and tossed it in the corner. later that day i went back and got my new ipod

--last summer some douche bag at a party stole a pair of high hair dunk lows out of my car. luckily for me his girlfriend is a pill fiend and i told her if she stole my shoes back id give her a pill, i got my shoes and she didnt get a pill

--i lit my bestfriend on fire in the 5th grade. he had this giant bubble on his arm and we told my mom he fell skating. my moms a nurse i dunno how we pulled that one off

--when i worked at this hockey rink i used to steal all these really espensive hockey sticks from the high school team and sell them back to kids on the same team

--i used to beat off at work all the time, it was so boring i had nothing else to do

--in 8th grade i was skating and some bitch threw powerade all over me. i was eating burger at the time and i spit the biggest nastiest meat and cheese loogie right in her face.

--in like 6th grade i took this biggest shit of my life at the skatepark and it wouldnt flush, somebody was knocking on the door so i opened the window unlocked the door and jumped out the window. ive always thought that was funny

--i talk a lot of shit about most of my friends except for one of them. i guess i could call him my only real friend

--i used to think eating pussy was so awkward, now i like it

--i tried to finger my girls ass last night, she wasnt really having it.....ill eventually do it though cuz i could tell she was contemplating

i dont know if these are really confessions or not. i kind of just said a bucnh of things that ive stolen, i dont really feel like a scumbag though
you made me lol a lot
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Post by: Room Guy on November 21, 2007, 04:19:42 PM
next to the word asshole...
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Post by: swissenheights on November 21, 2007, 04:52:41 PM
i'm psyched that i'm half way to post 666
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Post by: baxter on November 21, 2007, 09:14:33 PM
i'm psyched that i'm half way to post 666
On my itunes i have listened to changes by tupac 666 times, i must have left it on but i havent listened to it yet.
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Post by: stagefright on November 22, 2007, 08:05:03 PM
damn that tupac beat is tight thanks for the reccomendation
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Post by: USA #1, Motherfucker. on November 22, 2007, 11:36:18 PM
America is the #1 cause to global warming, not too proud of that, but WE'RE STILL #1.
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Post by: somekid on November 23, 2007, 12:46:31 AM
we're also really fucking up this little country in the middle east, but i don't wanna name names.
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Post by: jesus0nvi4gra on November 23, 2007, 08:21:28 AM
--last summer my girlfriend slept over and and she had her friends coke in her bag, once she fell asleep i sniffed it all....i still havent payed her back and i feel kinda scummy about it

--in 10th grade this kid i didnt like bought a new bong with all his birthday money, the day after his birthday i walked into his house and stole it

--i am pretty addicted to pain killers, but i think its fucking pathetic when people bitch about being sick when they dont have any

--i guess i am addicted to weed, i have tried to quit but it never works. i feel like such a faggot saying im addicted to weed though cuz everyone knows that weed isnt addicting and i always make fun of kids who say 'ughhh im so addicted man'

--when i used to deliver pizzas for this place i wouldnt sign out the delivery and i would just throw away the slips a few times a night. this way i would bring in 80 to 100 dollars extra everynight and i never got caught

--this guy owed me 80 dollars for drugs and he wasnt answering his phone and wouldnt answer his door when i went to his house. i finally saw him and he told me i had to suck his dick to get the money and then he called my girlfriend a cunt. the night before i went on a trip to florida i slashed all his tires

--last winter i was at skaters edge and some little kid bought a new complete, it was an alien workshop with koston indys and popwar wheels. he left it under a table all night and i threw my sweatshirt over that shit and walked right out

--i lost my virginity to this fucking super nasty girl named erica when i was in 8th grade, it was so disgusting and i pretended i busted my nut after like 2 minutes just so i could peace out. i remember riding my bike home and i was so dissapointed in myself, now that im thinking about it i still am dissapointed

--last year in gym this nerdy kid put his ipod in his backpack and looked at his friend and said 'i hope nobody steals it'. he then tried to stuff it into his locker but it wouldnt fit so he just left it on top of the locker. once he left the locker room i took his ipod out of his backpack and put it into some random nasty shoe and tossed it in the corner. later that day i went back and got my new ipod

--last summer some douche bag at a party stole a pair of high hair dunk lows out of my car. luckily for me his girlfriend is a pill fiend and i told her if she stole my shoes back id give her a pill, i got my shoes and she didnt get a pill

--i lit my bestfriend on fire in the 5th grade. he had this giant bubble on his arm and we told my mom he fell skating. my moms a nurse i dunno how we pulled that one off

--when i worked at this hockey rink i used to steal all these really espensive hockey sticks from the high school team and sell them back to kids on the same team

--i used to beat off at work all the time, it was so boring i had nothing else to do

--in 8th grade i was skating and some bitch threw powerade all over me. i was eating burger at the time and i spit the biggest nastiest meat and cheese loogie right in her face.

--in like 6th grade i took this biggest shit of my life at the skatepark and it wouldnt flush, somebody was knocking on the door so i opened the window unlocked the door and jumped out the window. ive always thought that was funny

--i talk a lot of shit about most of my friends except for one of them. i guess i could call him my only real friend

--i used to think eating pussy was so awkward, now i like it

--i tried to finger my girls ass last night, she wasnt really having it.....ill eventually do it though cuz i could tell she was contemplating

i dont know if these are really confessions or not. i kind of just said a bucnh of things that ive stolen, i dont really feel like a scumbag though

You sound like a good dude to throw back some brews with and reminisce about stupid shit.
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Post by: slurthic on November 23, 2007, 06:02:49 PM
yeah i probably have more confessions, i dont drink though so i dunno about the throwing back beers things.
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Post by: Cadenzilla on November 25, 2007, 04:57:40 PM


--last winter i was at skaters edge and some little kid bought a new complete, it was an alien workshop with koston indys and popwar wheels. he left it under a table all night and i threw my sweatshirt over that shit and walked right out


You go to skaters edge you from MA?
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Post by: A-Bo on November 25, 2007, 11:14:10 PM
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You go to skaters edge you from MA?

ya i noticed that too, i skate there from time to time. Its sick since they redid it a year or two ago with the double set, foam pit and huge cradle
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Post by: MattG on November 25, 2007, 11:29:17 PM
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--when i used to deliver pizzas for this place i wouldnt sign out the delivery and i would just throw away the slips a few times a night. this way i would bring in 80 to 100 dollars extra everynight and i never got caught

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--i used to beat off at work all the time, it was so boring i had nothing else to do


 both of those sound very familiar to what i have done.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: A-Bo on November 25, 2007, 11:31:29 PM
I lost my virginity last weekend.
This girl is not that attractive, but I keep coming back for more.
I've never had a girlfriend.
I'm 18 (a freshman in college).
I may be developing an alcohol problem.
I've tripped on robitussin many times in my youth (but not in about 4 years).
I've snorted coke before (it sucks).
I've tripped on acid and it was the probably most enlightening experience of my life.
I love life.
I have no idea what i want to do with my self, and often am quite lost.
I'm pretty drunk right now.
I don't give a fuck.


Zattarains  (http://www.thisnext.com/media/230x230/Zatarains-Dirty-Rice-Mix_3818EB9D.jpg) is my favorite food EVER.

Oh, and this is possibly the most motivational movie I've ever seen http://video.stumbleupon.com/#p=r7j72dfbwy

i think i know you
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Post by: baxter on November 25, 2007, 11:44:20 PM
Im a little kid.
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Post by: slurthic on November 26, 2007, 12:01:38 AM
ya im from mass, cape cod to be exact
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Post by: A-Bo on November 26, 2007, 04:52:41 AM
ever skate the chatham park? it was kind of falling a part but i had so much fun there. Is it still there? I havent been in like 2 years
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Post by: ahlee on November 26, 2007, 06:31:48 AM
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--last winter i was at skaters edge and some little kid bought a new complete, it was an alien workshop with koston indys and popwar wheels. he left it under a table all night and i threw my sweatshirt over that shit and walked right out


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You go to skaters edge you from MA?

Hm..1 post.. i think he wants his board back.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: SimonP on November 26, 2007, 07:06:02 AM
tryin to quit smoking cigs

its been 3 days...
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Post by: tonycoxhox on November 26, 2007, 04:03:16 PM
i love tom delonge
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Post by: slurthic on November 26, 2007, 05:24:57 PM
nah i havent been to the chatham park, but it is falling apart from what ive seen

i live in bourne which is upper cape, chatham is like 45-50 minutes away `
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Post by: mikefork on November 27, 2007, 07:36:46 PM
ever skate the chatham park? it was kind of falling a part but i had so much fun there. Is it still there? I havent been in like 2 years
i went a couple of months ago. they took out the vert ramp and all the wood ramps, and put these metal piles in their place. that green monster and egg shell bowl are sick though
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Post by: somekid on November 27, 2007, 07:51:45 PM
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--when i used to deliver pizzas for this place i wouldnt sign out the delivery and i would just throw away the slips a few times a night. this way i would bring in 80 to 100 dollars extra everynight and i never got caught

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--i used to beat off at work all the time, it was so boring i had nothing else to do

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 both of those sound very familiar to what i have done.
i had a construction job building a gated community for a while when i lived down south... i had to be the first on site to unlock the site, and the big shipping containers full of supplies and tools and shit for the workers. i also had to unlock the model homes that were already completed that the real estate agents used to help sell the houses that at this point were just lots... the houses were all done up to appear that families already lived in them, with lavish entertainment centers and whatnot. i can't count the number of times i rubbed one out in those mansions, watching porn on huge plasmas. never got caught.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: baxter on November 27, 2007, 07:54:59 PM
Hahahaha sweet
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Post by: OJ Simpson on November 27, 2007, 08:06:07 PM
fuck this thread.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Jackson Version 2.01 on November 28, 2007, 02:41:24 AM
--i talk a lot of shit about most of my friends except for one of them. i guess i could call him my only real friend

yes sir, I feel ya
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: lenny on November 28, 2007, 07:09:24 AM
--i used to think eating pussy was so awkward, now i like it





I think thats true for almost everybody.
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Post by: ahlee on November 28, 2007, 07:12:41 AM
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--i used to think eating pussy was so awkward, now i like it


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I think thats true for almost everybody.

It would only be akward if it ate you back.
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Post by: lenny on November 28, 2007, 07:20:58 AM
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I think thats true for almost everybody.
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It would only be akward if it ate you back.

Like if it nibbled on your nose a bit? Or if it bit both your lips off?
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Post by: ahlee on November 28, 2007, 07:22:25 AM
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--i used to think eating pussy was so awkward, now i like it


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I think thats true for almost everybody.
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It would only be akward if it ate you back.
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Like if it nibbled on your nose a bit? Or if it bit both your lips off?

well digging your nose in a puss while eating it is a great tactic, girls dig a good shnoz massaaage
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Post by: lenny on November 28, 2007, 07:24:34 AM
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--i used to think eating pussy was so awkward, now i like it


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I think thats true for almost everybody.
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It would only be akward if it ate you back.
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Like if it nibbled on your nose a bit? Or if it bit both your lips off?
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well digging your nose in a puss while eating it is a great tactic, girls dig a good shnoz massaaage

And if you have skills, you can blow it in there and she'll have no idea.
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Post by: ahlee on November 28, 2007, 07:29:12 AM
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--i used to think eating pussy was so awkward, now i like it


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I think thats true for almost everybody.
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It would only be akward if it ate you back.
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Like if it nibbled on your nose a bit? Or if it bit both your lips off?
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well digging your nose in a puss while eating it is a great tactic, girls dig a good shnoz massaaage
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And if you have skills, you can blow it in there and she'll have no idea.

when i initially read this, i thought you meant like.. blow your load. so i was trying to picture eating a girl out while fucking her, being bent way the fuck over. wow.
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Post by: lenny on November 28, 2007, 07:30:31 AM
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--i used to think eating pussy was so awkward, now i like it


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I think thats true for almost everybody.
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It would only be akward if it ate you back.
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Like if it nibbled on your nose a bit? Or if it bit both your lips off?
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well digging your nose in a puss while eating it is a great tactic, girls dig a good shnoz massaaage
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And if you have skills, you can blow it in there and she'll have no idea.
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when i initially read this, i thought you meant like.. blow your load. so i was trying to picture eating a girl out while fucking her, being bent way the fuck over. wow.

Wow indeed.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: OJ Simpson on November 28, 2007, 07:44:05 AM
ok i did do it. like you  never thought of killing your bitch? fuck it im rich
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: hatehatehatehate on November 28, 2007, 01:25:06 PM
i fell asleep at the lakai premiere.

woke up to my friend nick saying "you wanna smoke a cigarette" and the credits were going...

i'm pretty sure i fell asleep during AO's part. missed everyones part i went there to see pretty much.

it was one of the worst/funniest things thats happened to me in a while. wow.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: ahlee on November 28, 2007, 01:38:01 PM
i am not surprised.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: *Kevin*Arnold* on November 28, 2007, 11:42:18 PM
Once, after a date in which Winnie let me get to 2nd base but wouldn\'t let me slide in 3rd, I sat outside her house, sore and thinking. Mrs. Cooper had forgotten to draw her shades, and got undressed right before my eyes. There I sat, masturbating over Winnie\'s mother lotioning herself up before bed. She turned at the window, and I was unsure if I had been discovered. Frightened, I ejaculated on the side panels of the Cooper residence and raced home on my bicycle. I didn\'t figure out until several months later, that Mrs. Cooper did indeed see me, but found it rather \"flattering\". Afterwards, she winked at me, and continued to prepare supper.
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Post by: Tom Anderson on November 29, 2007, 12:00:25 PM
depending on the color of the house, i'm sure thats quite a visibile load.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: max power on November 29, 2007, 03:55:34 PM
about 8 years ago i was visiting my cousin and i found some horrible shit on his computer. kiddie porn. 11 year olds and younger getting fucked by dudes. i was so disgusted. he was about 16-17 at the time. a few months later i hear through the family channels that he's been banned from using the internet after his mom found it. i'll never be the same around that dude, especially after i have kids.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: evan_7 on November 29, 2007, 05:52:15 PM
about 8 years ago i was visiting my cousin and i found some horrible shit on his computer. kiddie porn. 11 year olds and younger getting fucked by dudes. i was so disgusted. he was about 16-17 at the time. a few months later i hear through the family channels that he's been banned from using the internet after his mom found it. i'll never be the same around that dude, especially after i have kids.

people like that blow my mind.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Blue Fescue on November 29, 2007, 06:38:17 PM
about 8 years ago i was visiting my cousin and i found some horrible shit on his computer. kiddie porn. 11 year olds and younger getting fucked by dudes. i was so disgusted. he was about 16-17 at the time. a few months later i hear through the family channels that he's been banned from using the internet after his mom found it. i'll never be the same around that dude, especially after i have kids.

Don't worry, the internet ban will cure him.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: baxter on November 29, 2007, 07:13:08 PM
about 8 years ago i was visiting my cousin and i found some horrible shit on his computer. kiddie porn. 11 year olds and younger getting fucked by dudes. i was so disgusted. he was about 16-17 at the time. a few months later i hear through the family channels that he's been banned from using the internet after his mom found it. i'll never be the same around that dude, especially after i have kids.
Im so grossed out on this, how what ashlfjadgsf.sdgjagjdh;gs.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: A-Bo on November 29, 2007, 08:13:47 PM
Once, after a date in which Winnie let me get to 2nd base but wouldn\'t let me slide in 3rd, I sat outside her house, sore and thinking. Mrs. Cooper had forgotten to draw her shades, and got undressed right before my eyes. There I sat, masturbating over Winnie\'s mother lotioning herself up before bed. She turned at the window, and I was unsure if I had been discovered. Frightened, I ejaculated on the side panels of the Cooper residence and raced home on my bicycle. I didn\'t figure out until several months later, that Mrs. Cooper did indeed see me, but found it rather \"flattering\". Afterwards, she winked at me, and continued to prepare supper.

best fake account ever
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: forrest gump on November 29, 2007, 08:21:26 PM
alright here goes...

I cheated on Jenny before she... passed away
Me and Lt. Dan got lonely one time out of the shrimping boat and kind of gay'd off.
and honestly, Im not really "slow" I just act like I am so i never get in troube, it really feels good to get that off my chest,


O ya and I hit Forrest Jr. one time, teach him to ask for help on his homework when im tryin to watch the game.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: skatebording sucks on November 29, 2007, 08:23:07 PM
alright here goes...

I cheated on Jenny before she... passed away
Me and Lt. Dan got lonely one time out of the shrimping boat and kind of gay'd off.
and honestly, Im not really "slow" I just act like I am so i never get in troube, it really feels good to get that off my chest,


O ya and I hit Forrest Jr. one time, teach him to ask for help on his homework when im tryin to watch the game.

(http://www.343guiltysnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/douchebag2.jpg)
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: skatebording sucks on November 29, 2007, 09:42:01 PM
My girl's vag smelled so bad after we were done having sex tonight, I wound up with a huge wet spot on my sheets and I decided to smell it.

Words can't even describe it.  And I've never once smelled a smell like this from her before, she's hardly a smelly broad, and is really high maintenence. 

I don't even want to sleep on my bed.

did you kick her in the cunt? its only necessary. like juicy j said, tell that bitch to take a dush
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: skatebording sucks on November 29, 2007, 09:54:34 PM
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My girl's vag smelled so bad after we were done having sex tonight, I wound up with a huge wet spot on my sheets and I decided to smell it.

Words can't even describe it.  And I've never once smelled a smell like this from her before, she's hardly a smelly broad, and is really high maintenence. 

I don't even want to sleep on my bed.
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did you kick her in the cunt? its only necessary. like juicy j said, tell that bitch to take a dush
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hahahahahaha

I think about this a bit more, and I guess it isn't shit compared to all the times I had to be around her all fucking sweaty from skating, I guess this is her payback to me.  Oh well, I still loves the bitch.

a good bitch is hard to find. and maybe you could give her some payback and eat the cat? dont ask for anything in return. and telling her you care every once in a while dont hurt
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: slurthic on November 30, 2007, 01:53:45 PM
if a pussy randomly smells one day than that probably means it is infected in some way. my girls snatch is always nice and never smells, except the day before she had a urinary tract infection cuz i fingered her with dirty hands. i pretended to bust my load real quick that day just like i did with the nasty bitch in the 8th grade
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: marty. on November 30, 2007, 04:29:38 PM
if a pussy randomly smells one day than that probably means it is infected in some way. my girls snatch is always nice and never smells, except the day before she had a urinary tract infection cuz i fingered her with dirty hands. i pretended to bust my load real quick that day just like i did with the nasty bitch in the 8th grade

So this kinda gives you a moral dilemma Finland.
Do you tell your girl she has a smelly vagina, so she can get it checked out?
Or do you wait it out, and run the risk that the infection could get worse?
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: max power on November 30, 2007, 07:13:44 PM
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if a pussy randomly smells one day than that probably means it is infected in some way. my girls snatch is always nice and never smells, except the day before she had a urinary tract infection cuz i fingered her with dirty hands. i pretended to bust my load real quick that day just like i did with the nasty bitch in the 8th grade
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So this kinda gives you a moral dilemma Finland.
Do you tell your girl she has a smelly vagina, so she can get it checked out?
Or do you wait it out, and run the risk that the infection could get worse?
if something's up she knows, she was probably hoping he didn't notice.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: somekid on November 30, 2007, 07:16:14 PM
just stick a couple fingers up there, then wipe them on her upper lip.
she'll get the message.
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Post by: marty. on November 30, 2007, 11:18:48 PM
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if a pussy randomly smells one day than that probably means it is infected in some way. my girls snatch is always nice and never smells, except the day before she had a urinary tract infection cuz i fingered her with dirty hands. i pretended to bust my load real quick that day just like i did with the nasty bitch in the 8th grade
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So this kinda gives you a moral dilemma Finland.
Do you tell your girl she has a smelly vagina, so she can get it checked out?
Or do you wait it out, and run the risk that the infection could get worse?
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if something's up she knows, she was probably hoping he didn't notice.
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Here's the funniest part:

After we were done and she was getting up to do her womanly post-sex walk to the bathroom, she goes

her: "Ughhhhhh, it stinks over here"
me: "typical sex smell?"
her: "no... vagina's can be really gross."

I laughed and let her do her thing, but she was definitely correct.  I went down on her before I really knew it was bad, and I swear I didn't notice it, like I said she keeps up with this shit and doesn't smell (I've had a girl that did smell from time to time, I know the difference).  It was just that wet spot afterwards.  I'll probably bring this shit up, I couldn't care less, she won't take offense to it, she's not dumb.

You're making me nostalgic for when I was with a cool girl like that.
Coincidentally, that was back when I was a fellow 610'er.
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Post by: max power on November 30, 2007, 11:35:49 PM
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if a pussy randomly smells one day than that probably means it is infected in some way. my girls snatch is always nice and never smells, except the day before she had a urinary tract infection cuz i fingered her with dirty hands. i pretended to bust my load real quick that day just like i did with the nasty bitch in the 8th grade
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So this kinda gives you a moral dilemma Finland.
Do you tell your girl she has a smelly vagina, so she can get it checked out?
Or do you wait it out, and run the risk that the infection could get worse?
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if something's up she knows, she was probably hoping he didn't notice.
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Here's the funniest part:

After we were done and she was getting up to do her womanly post-sex walk to the bathroom, she goes

her: "Ughhhhhh, it stinks over here"
me: "typical sex smell?"
her: "no... vagina's can be really gross."

I laughed and let her do her thing, but she was definitely correct.  I went down on her before I really knew it was bad, and I swear I didn't notice it, like I said she keeps up with this shit and doesn't smell (I've had a girl that did smell from time to time, I know the difference).  It was just that wet spot afterwards.  I'll probably bring this shit up, I couldn't care less, she won't take offense to it, she's not dumb.
so she knew. my girl warns me if i'm going down south and things aren't good, so i take just take her word for it.
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Post by: marty. on December 01, 2007, 07:23:11 AM
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if a pussy randomly smells one day than that probably means it is infected in some way. my girls snatch is always nice and never smells, except the day before she had a urinary tract infection cuz i fingered her with dirty hands. i pretended to bust my load real quick that day just like i did with the nasty bitch in the 8th grade
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So this kinda gives you a moral dilemma Finland.
Do you tell your girl she has a smelly vagina, so she can get it checked out?
Or do you wait it out, and run the risk that the infection could get worse?
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if something's up she knows, she was probably hoping he didn't notice.
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Here's the funniest part:

After we were done and she was getting up to do her womanly post-sex walk to the bathroom, she goes

her: "Ughhhhhh, it stinks over here"
me: "typical sex smell?"
her: "no... vagina's can be really gross."

I laughed and let her do her thing, but she was definitely correct.  I went down on her before I really knew it was bad, and I swear I didn't notice it, like I said she keeps up with this shit and doesn't smell (I've had a girl that did smell from time to time, I know the difference).  It was just that wet spot afterwards.  I'll probably bring this shit up, I couldn't care less, she won't take offense to it, she's not dumb.
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You're making me nostalgic for when I was with a cool girl like that.
Coincidentally, that was back when I was a fellow 610'er.
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Where were you living at?

You ever heard of a little town called Oley?
It's like, somehow a portion of the South got transplanted in Pennsylvania. Tons of Confederate flags, pick up trucks, and dudes with that redneck accent. I'm glad I got out of there.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: barr on December 01, 2007, 06:49:42 PM
ever since the worst rapper thread i've been listening to mc paul barman
and i like it
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: baxter on December 01, 2007, 10:36:42 PM
Not a real confession but Ive been having a ant problem and my body feels like it has ants all over me its a pretty bad ocd if you will.
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Post by: jrock on December 01, 2007, 10:40:54 PM
when i was a kid i used to think there were roaches that lived under my skin.  i'd get these weird internal tickles up and down my body when they ran around.
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Post by: Knockout Ned on December 02, 2007, 12:46:52 AM
when i was a kid i used to think there were roaches that lived under my skin.  i'd get these weird internal tickles up and down my body when they ran around.
I know exactly what your talking about, I thought i had maggots.
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Post by: MattG on December 02, 2007, 08:55:22 PM
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I know exactly what your talking about, I thought i had maggots.
crack bugs?
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: baxter on December 02, 2007, 11:24:37 PM
I fixed the problem it was the trash, Im cured!!!!
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Post by: loophole on December 03, 2007, 08:43:49 AM
if i could gnar myself, i would
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Post by: ahlee on December 03, 2007, 08:49:46 AM
i've never rolled a blunt, i tried once. not good.
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Post by: loophole on December 03, 2007, 09:35:51 AM
i've never rolled a blunt, i tried once. not good.
same.
:(
i always let my buddies do the work. i'll tell them im tired if they ask me to
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: deep on December 03, 2007, 10:34:02 AM
lexington steele is my hero

(http://rollertrain.blogspot.com/lex_dick.jpg)

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Post by: Chris Hansen on December 03, 2007, 11:30:28 AM
Take a fucking seat! Are you kidding me!? Those girls look like they should be blowing out birthday candles for thier sweet 16, no blowing a 12 inch meat logs. I'm Chris Hansen.
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Post by: deep on December 03, 2007, 11:31:50 AM
Take a fucking seat! Are you kidding me!? Those girls look like they should be blowing out birthday candles for thier sweet 16, no blowing a 12 inch meat logs. I'm Chris Hansen.
i actually laughed at this one
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Post by: OJ Simpson on December 03, 2007, 11:36:20 AM
lexington steele is my hero

(http://rollertrain.blogspot.com/lex_dick.jpg)



oh my. OJ might have to squeeze out some pulp real quick
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: deep on December 05, 2007, 11:50:19 AM
i had a dream about fully flared last night. dead serious
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Post by: Garth on December 05, 2007, 05:38:11 PM
I used to jerk off 6 times a day, one day I hit 12.
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Post by: MattG on December 06, 2007, 10:46:45 PM
I used to jerk off 6 times a day, one day I hit 12.
strong second post!!!

ive never made it past 3.
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Post by: Rusty Champignon on December 07, 2007, 07:23:53 AM
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strong second post!!!

ive never made it past 3.

ive gotten to 4 when I wasnt well, after that I was just too tired to move my hand, and I sneezed while I was doing it aswell which was a first
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: beeda weeda on December 07, 2007, 10:06:37 AM
if you space it out, start early, you can make 6-9 times, but its just not that good after 4-5. and after 6 it starts to hurt.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Sherlock on December 09, 2007, 12:03:10 PM
i thought my teenage life sucked dick until i got a girlfriend, and then afterwards it got even worse
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Post by: iwishilivedinjapan on December 10, 2007, 05:53:05 PM
Im talking with some random girl that added me on myspace. Chances are its a dude with a fake account but I just cant stop due to the chance of E-pussy or something.....And I suck at writing
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Post by: deep on December 10, 2007, 07:20:42 PM
i thought my teenage life sucked dick until i got a girlfriend, and then afterwards it got even worse

i just got out of a shitty relationship, and if theres anything it reinstated in my mind its this:

fuck a bitch
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: OJ Simpson on December 11, 2007, 04:52:24 AM
im listening to Pony right now

(http://singingfool.com/photos/410/017246_7.jpg)

i wish i had abs like ginuwine. then maybe chelsea handler would want to fuck me
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Patrick_Bateman on December 11, 2007, 07:03:16 AM
I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
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Post by: rocklobster on December 11, 2007, 09:06:49 AM
I used to jerk off 6 times a day, one day I hit 12.

damn 12??  im surprised you have anything left past the 4th shot.... 

i have madonna on my itunes....
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Post by: peacepappies on December 11, 2007, 09:13:33 AM
Im talking with some random girl that added me on myspace. Chances are its a dude with a fake account but I just cant stop due to the chance of E-pussy or something.....And I suck at writing

keep us informed please.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: iwishilivedinjapan on December 11, 2007, 11:40:49 AM
Well I did some role playing with her which was really weird...the I blocked her because I couldnt take the shame any more
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Post by: picklesickshuv-it on December 12, 2007, 01:49:10 PM
Well I did some role playing with her which was really weird...the I blocked her because I couldnt take the shame any more
ahah gnarrr'd
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Johnny 5 on December 12, 2007, 01:59:41 PM
Role playing with you was the only way I could get this electronic box to say anything to me, I'm sorry if i hurt you.
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Post by: iwishilivedinjapan on December 12, 2007, 09:20:33 PM
Didnt hurt me bitch ::)
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Post by: iwishilivedinjapan on December 12, 2007, 09:23:40 PM
And I was going to go the whole "put on my robe and wizard hat" route with the role play but I just couldnt stop :( fuck
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Johnny 5 on December 13, 2007, 08:25:01 AM
I just want to touch you, right here...

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Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: ReidVaeth on December 17, 2007, 04:45:23 PM
i ate some iffy foods today.started off with a bacon sandwhich for breakfast.some brisket,peach cobbler,potato salad,and  bush's beans with onions stirred in them at a family reunion around lunch.then we went to a chinese restraunt for dinner and i went all out.got orange chicken,some fried rice,an eggroll,and a pork rib.came home.felt kinda nauciouss so i took my pants off and put on some basketball shorts and a wife beater.sooo i sit down on the couch next to my cousin right to play xbox right? and im like,"hey check it out" lean over to fart on him and "bam!!!".you guessed it.sharted all over the mother fucker.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: matt/tx on December 17, 2007, 05:56:41 PM
i ate some iffy foods today.started off with a bacon sandwhich for breakfast.some brisket,peach cobbler,potato salad,and  bush's beans with onions stirred in them at a family reunion around lunch.then we went to a chinese restraunt for dinner and i went all out.got orange chicken,some fried rice,an eggroll,and a pork rib.came home.felt kinda nauciouss so i took my pants off and put on some basketball shorts and a wife beater.sooo i sit down on the couch next to my cousin right to play xbox right? and im like,"hey check it out" lean over to fart on him and "bam!!!".you guessed it.sharted all over the mother fucker.
that didnt happen and you know it you lil bastard
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: baxter on December 17, 2007, 10:37:28 PM
i ate some iffy foods today.started off with a bacon sandwhich for breakfast.some brisket,peach cobbler,potato salad,and  bush's beans with onions stirred in them at a family reunion around lunch.then we went to a chinese restraunt for dinner and i went all out.got orange chicken,some fried rice,an eggroll,and a pork rib.came home.felt kinda nauciouss so i took my pants off and put on some basketball shorts and a wife beater.sooo i sit down on the couch next to my cousin right to play xbox right? and im like,"hey check it out" lean over to fart on him and "bam!!!".you guessed it.sharted all over the mother fucker.
Even if it didn't happen I laughed so hard spit went flying out of my mouth.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: A-Bo on December 17, 2007, 10:43:36 PM
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i ate some iffy foods today.started off with a bacon sandwhich for breakfast.some brisket,peach cobbler,potato salad,and  bush's beans with onions stirred in them at a family reunion around lunch.then we went to a chinese restraunt for dinner and i went all out.got orange chicken,some fried rice,an eggroll,and a pork rib.came home.felt kinda nauciouss so i took my pants off and put on some basketball shorts and a wife beater.sooo i sit down on the couch next to my cousin right to play xbox right? and im like,"hey check it out" lean over to fart on him and "bam!!!".you guessed it.sharted all over the mother fucker.
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Even if it didn't happen I laughed so hard spit went flying out of my mouth.

Ya I found that mad funny too. True or not thats some quality story telling.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: damian on December 17, 2007, 10:52:40 PM
good to see 8th and 9th graderz up in this piece...
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: nelson muntz on December 18, 2007, 01:33:33 AM
i thought my teenage life sucked dick until i got a girlfriend, and then afterwards it got even worse

same
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Venture1 on December 19, 2007, 01:16:22 PM
I really wanna plough this girl in but the problem is she's 15.. I'm 19 and I feel kinda dirty even thinking about it..

I asked her what she was doing friday and she said she finish's school at 12 30.. and as soon as i read that i had a reality check that i might actually get in trouble for doing the deed.

oh dear..
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: ahlee on December 19, 2007, 01:18:33 PM
well if you wear a condom and lean back the entire time. you technically never really touched her.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Venture1 on December 19, 2007, 01:26:50 PM
That's made me feel a lot better about the situation. May aswell just grit my teeth and smash the uncooked pasty.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Rusty Champignon on December 19, 2007, 01:38:31 PM
100 years ago it would have been ok, just think of it like that
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: deep on December 19, 2007, 06:30:36 PM
i bought fully flared today. and it felt good
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: lophatrophazoa on December 19, 2007, 10:09:09 PM
did it feel better then extasy?
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: deep on December 20, 2007, 06:20:18 AM
did it feel better then extasy?

close
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: skatebored on December 20, 2007, 08:38:13 AM
I really wanna plough this girl in but the problem is she's 15.. I'm 19 and I feel kinda dirty even thinking about it..

I asked her what she was doing friday and she said she finish's school at 12 30.. and as soon as i read that i had a reality check that i might actually get in trouble for doing the deed.

oh dear..

just dont tell anybody and go for it. or wait until shes 16 maybe, i think thats the legal age of consent. after 16 shes fair game.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: tag_king on December 20, 2007, 09:36:04 AM
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I really wanna plough this girl in but the problem is she's 15.. I'm 19 and I feel kinda dirty even thinking about it..

I asked her what she was doing friday and she said she finish's school at 12 30.. and as soon as i read that i had a reality check that i might actually get in trouble for doing the deed.

oh dear..
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just dont tell anybody and go for it. or wait until shes 16 maybe, i think thats the legal age of consent. after 16 shes fair game.

She is 16, I know her. You will be alright. Fuck her.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: swissenheights on December 20, 2007, 11:22:00 AM
someone get chris hansen in here.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on December 20, 2007, 09:54:44 PM
just make sure she doesnt get you in trouble
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: ERICVILLARREAL on December 21, 2007, 11:03:26 AM
i jerked off in a plane before
i collect  comics
i want to cheat on my girlfriend even though shes hasnt done anything wrong
i pick on kids that push mongo
i have absolutley no motivation in life
i enjoy dreaming about dying
i call myself a christian but i dont believe in christ the way christians are supposed to
ive tried to kill myself but i suck at everything and failed
i have a freddy prince junior avatar because i hate freddy prince junior
i punched a girl in the face last week and i dont feel any remorse about it

Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: ahlee on December 21, 2007, 11:29:26 AM
i jerked off in a plane before
i collect  comics
i want to cheat on my girlfriend even though shes hasnt done anything wrong
i pick on kids that push mongo
i have absolutley no motivation in life
i enjoy dreaming about dying
i call myself a christian but i dont believe in christ the way christians are supposed to
ive tried to kill myself but i suck at everything and failed
i have a freddy prince junior avatar because i hate freddy prince junior
i punched a girl in the face last week and i dont feel any remorse about it



i dont know if i should love you or hate you
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: deep on December 21, 2007, 12:02:15 PM
Prepare to get wet, like jheri curl juice
You tight like virgin pussy, my rap get you loose
I bump like ac-ne, take honey from a bee
My style is like a safe, without da fuckin key
I cum cause Im a nut, dont bleed when Im cut
No fan of madonna, she just a damn slut
So sit you damn dog, and bow to my shit
Nit-wit you stupid, Im butter dont need grits
Make fits like seizure, lick clit to please ya
I book then read ya, follow da leader
Like jews and chinese, I own your rap lease
The wackness must cease, prepare for yo release
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: gibson on December 21, 2007, 12:45:37 PM
Im subconscious about my weight and feel like a fag because of it.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: lophatrophazoa on December 21, 2007, 01:29:24 PM
i collect  comics
i punched a girl in the face last week and i dont feel any remorse about it

sancninishushuhuchsuahcuhuchcuhcuhcosahoqiheodhasxcuhsuhc NAH BAH BLACK SHEEP uAEFUHEUFHufuhUHUDHSJHDJFSK CAPSLOCK
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: evan_7 on December 22, 2007, 12:20:31 AM
Prepare to get wet, like jheri curl juice
You tight like virgin pussy, my rap get you loose
I bump like ac-ne, take honey from a bee
My style is like a safe, without da fuckin key
I cum cause Im a nut, dont bleed when Im cut
No fan of madonna, she just a damn slut
So sit you damn dog, and bow to my shit
Nit-wit you stupid, Im butter dont need grits
Make fits like seizure, lick clit to please ya
I book then read ya, follow da leader
Like jews and chinese, I own your rap lease
The wackness must cease, prepare for yo release

haha magoo and timbaland were amazing back then, but as for my confession.... I dunno if i am way behind on this phenomenon or not, but for the first time in my life i REALLY want to fuck a friends girlfriend.  This is no ordinary friend though, this is one of those "really good" friends that have been around for a long time and you actually care about.  any advice on this? 
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: jrock on December 22, 2007, 07:17:57 AM
yeah.  don't fuck your friends girlfriend.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: barr on December 23, 2007, 01:00:58 PM
yeah.  don't fuck your friends girlfriend.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Young Jeezy. on December 23, 2007, 01:18:23 PM
tear that pussy up ya only live once
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: somekid on December 23, 2007, 03:54:53 PM
bros before hos.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: chopper on December 23, 2007, 09:38:43 PM
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about 8 years ago i was visiting my cousin and i found some horrible shit on his computer. kiddie porn. 11 year olds and younger getting fucked by dudes. i was so disgusted. he was about 16-17 at the time. a few months later i hear through the family channels that he's been banned from using the internet after his mom found it. i'll never be the same around that dude, especially after i have kids.
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Don't worry, the internet ban will cure him.

just hook him up with a midget in childrens clothes it'll be like his non-alcoholic beer
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: A-Bo on December 23, 2007, 09:47:10 PM
has anyone come out of the closet on this thread? thatd be pretty gnar
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: ReidVaeth on December 24, 2007, 10:15:38 AM
i like inhabitants more then fully flared.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Young Jeezy. on December 24, 2007, 10:18:39 AM
im smarter den everyone in here
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: A-Bo on December 24, 2007, 10:20:32 AM
i really dont hate as many video parts, skaters, songs, shoes and everything as i claim to on this site. There really isnt a pro I dont enjoy watching. The nature of this board just sucks you in and makes you see the negativity in anything and post it for the world to see.

 I like Sorry and Really Sorry better than Fully Flared.

 I am really looking forward to every part in the Plan B video.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: tamponboy on December 25, 2007, 06:01:04 AM
ravioli's are better than beeferoni.

Dr. Pepper is better than Pepsi.

Cheetos are better than Doritos.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: bumptobar on December 25, 2007, 09:01:15 PM
ravioli's are better than beeferoni.

Dr. Pepper is better than Pepsi.

Cheetos are better than Doritos.

You must have mistaken this for the "real opinions" thread.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: whitemanjazz on December 25, 2007, 10:42:07 PM


Cheetos are better than Doritos.
WTF gtfo with that shit.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: CigaretteBeer on December 27, 2007, 05:40:39 PM
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my drinking. It's all right though because I planned on breaking up with her once I moved from her place.

Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: jrock on December 27, 2007, 06:27:37 PM
i thought you were marrying that chick? 
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: CigaretteBeer on December 27, 2007, 06:53:14 PM
I really thought I was going to for a while. I just didn't feel like I loved her anymore. Even kissing her felt like a chore.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: jrock on December 27, 2007, 06:56:04 PM
i know the feeling.  good to get out now if thats the case. 
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: ahlee on December 27, 2007, 07:38:27 PM
damn, you leavin boston now?
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: CigaretteBeer on December 27, 2007, 07:48:31 PM
I left on the 22nd, on my birthday. I'm back in California now.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: RadRacing on December 29, 2007, 03:14:31 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsImK2zOzIc
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: nice weather on December 29, 2007, 08:10:14 AM
I left on the 22nd, on my birthday. I'm back in California now.
You don't live under a staircase anymore? Not trying to be mean here, but I found that hilarious.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: nice weather on December 29, 2007, 08:16:06 AM
I never double-posted.

Nah, seriously, what brought me back here was, that I found a picture from the day I shit myself on a school trip in France. I am a hundred percent sure it was that day and I was wearing a "shit happens" tshirt. Also I try to make a funny face to the camera, but my greenish pale skin colour already gives notice of the powerful diarrhea that was crawling down my bowels.

Not really a big confession, but there is no funny photos of confessable self-shitting thread, so whatever.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Bipsmound on December 29, 2007, 02:06:18 PM
I never double-posted.

Nah, seriously, what brought me back here was, that I found a picture from the day I shit myself on a school trip in France. I am a hundred percent sure it was that day and I was wearing a "shit happens" tshirt. Also I try to make a funny face to the camera, but my greenish pale skin colour already gives notice of the powerful diarrhea that was crawling down my bowels.

Not really a big confession, but there is no funny photos of confessable self-shitting thread, so whatever.

Post please.

And how did this little nugget of retardation slip through?
Im subconscious about my weight and feel like a fag because of it.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: barr on December 31, 2007, 01:01:46 PM
i've been doing that little bodega bag thing like kevin long for a couple of weeks
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Smurph on December 31, 2007, 03:30:28 PM
If ever I film I'm really scared I'm gonna break the camera.......and have to pay for it.


Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: CigaretteBeer on January 01, 2008, 09:04:56 AM
I'm going to rehab for 90 days.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: RoBdUdE25 on January 01, 2008, 09:26:10 AM
i wear my momz clothes
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: lophatrophazoa on January 01, 2008, 04:46:03 PM
i dont drink, you can all laugh at me now
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: WonkaBar on January 01, 2008, 09:52:27 PM
i dont drink, you can all laugh at me now

i wont laugh. but if you dont mind me asking, why not? (if you say because of your religion, i might laugh though. sorry)
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: mj23 on January 01, 2008, 10:36:57 PM
i skated the same pair of tensors for 2 and a half years.  i just ditched them a few months ago.

thats a confession.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: jf on January 02, 2008, 02:02:59 AM
im think im just now in my life realizing that i have fucked social skills and alot of the things i say in real life and on this message board never come out like i intend them, i usually end up offending someone and there mostly offended beacause i get way to outlandish thoughts. i have been to phscycologist before and it was no help, head pills arent an answer, my typeing/grammar/puncuation and spelling is at a 2nd grade leve and most of this is due to impatience, especially my spelling and grammar, as for everyday life social skills? that varies from day to day, i seriously ned to stop communicating till i can figure out a way to work through the kinks.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: jf on January 02, 2008, 02:04:50 AM
this is definetly like a l"the last 10 years" problem too. nothing new.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: stagefright on January 02, 2008, 02:05:28 AM
the only way to fix it is to just talk to as many people as you can about anything and everything untill you're confortable, which sounds horrible and impossible to someone like that

also its cool urkel, mike plumb said no to 2400 free beers, and i like him enough. if you are a piece of shit or rubbing it in everyones face like bill then itd be different
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Hypnotoad on January 02, 2008, 07:11:33 AM
has anyone come out of the closet on this thread? thatd be pretty gnar

I think pontoon boat sorta did

*bes attracted to rowboats*
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: lophatrophazoa on January 02, 2008, 12:19:42 PM
if you are a piece of shit or rubbing it in everyones face like bill then itd be different

nah im not one of those guys. i think im just to cheap to buy alcohol
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Bill on January 02, 2008, 01:45:59 PM
also its cool urkel, mike plumb said no to 2400 free beers, and i like him enough. if you are a piece of shit or rubbing it in everyones face like bill then itd be different

Wait, is that a dig at me or is there another bill I don't know about, which there probably is because I don't drink either.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: sergioflorez on January 02, 2008, 04:29:09 PM
I LOVE HOUSE MUSIC.  :-[
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: deep on January 03, 2008, 09:56:42 AM
cash rules everything around me
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: EricLogan on January 05, 2008, 02:50:41 AM
I vaguelly remember doing the "soldier boy" dance, drunk as fuck on holloween, after eating all these horrible leftover 151 soaked pinapple wedges from strangers' disgarded drink cups.

probably the closest to "rock bottom" I've ever been.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: mick swagger on January 05, 2008, 06:55:43 AM
i drive drunk constently.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: victoria on January 05, 2008, 09:34:12 AM
my friend sophia just went to jail for driving drunk and killing someone
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: deep on January 05, 2008, 11:30:12 AM
i drive drunk constently.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: victoria on January 05, 2008, 01:21:10 PM
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i drive drunk constently.
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..and im also guilty of this.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: sfahaha on January 06, 2008, 12:45:46 AM
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i drive drunk constently.
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You're like what 15?...
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: heckler on January 06, 2008, 07:37:24 AM
I don't drink. At all.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: deep on January 06, 2008, 07:41:24 AM
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i drive drunk constently.
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You're like what 15?...

ill be 20 in june
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: GAYTMURRELL on January 06, 2008, 07:43:23 AM
i only bought brown cords to fit in with the slap pals!
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: lastronaut on January 06, 2008, 01:52:43 PM
fuck the world
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: stagefright on January 07, 2008, 05:04:11 PM
first grey hairs at 21
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: swissenheights on January 07, 2008, 07:18:43 PM
im still pretty young and whenever i cant go to sleep i just sit there and think about what its gonna be like when the people close to me are gonna die...

and i often think about how horrible its gonna be when im not gonna be able to skateboard anymore not just from getting older but from getting a job that wouldnt let me skate..

Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Claude on January 07, 2008, 09:29:46 PM
im still pretty young and whenever i cant go to sleep i just sit there and think about what its gonna be like when the people close to me are gonna die...

and i often think about how horrible its gonna be when im not gonna be able to skateboard anymore not just from getting older but from getting a job that wouldnt let me skate..



don't get a job like that then retard, no one needs a career until their 35, or do you want to retire when your 65 and chill and get lazy and develop alzheimers and cancer. Fuck enjoy your youth while you have it and dont give a fuck about "what you should be doing" you have your whole life for that. Growing up is for wussies.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: VHS on January 07, 2008, 09:44:45 PM
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im still pretty young and whenever i cant go to sleep i just sit there and think about what its gonna be like when the people close to me are gonna die...

and i often think about how horrible its gonna be when im not gonna be able to skateboard anymore not just from getting older but from getting a job that wouldnt let me skate..


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don't get a job like that then retard, no one needs a career until their 35, or do you want to retire when your 65 and chill and get lazy and develop alzheimers and cancer. Fuck enjoy your youth while you have it and dont give a fuck about "what you should be doing" you have your whole life for that. Growing up is for wussies.
Yeah MAN!! tending to responsibilities is soooo lame man!!! fuck the free world!!! skate or die and rock on in youth BRO!!
Confession-I'm addicted to Beverly Hills 90210, I can't stop watching it.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: beeda weeda on January 08, 2008, 08:57:43 AM
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im still pretty young and whenever i cant go to sleep i just sit there and think about what its gonna be like when the people close to me are gonna die...

and i often think about how horrible its gonna be when im not gonna be able to skateboard anymore not just from getting older but from getting a job that wouldnt let me skate..


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on TV tropolis?
I was addicted too...

don't get a job like that then retard, no one needs a career until their 35, or do you want to retire when your 65 and chill and get lazy and develop alzheimers and cancer. Fuck enjoy your youth while you have it and dont give a fuck about "what you should be doing" you have your whole life for that. Growing up is for wussies.
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Yeah MAN!! tending to responsibilities is soooo lame man!!! fuck the free world!!! skate or die and rock on in youth BRO!!
Confession-I'm addicted to Beverly Hills 90210, I can't stop watching it.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Claude on January 08, 2008, 02:59:32 PM
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im still pretty young and whenever i cant go to sleep i just sit there and think about what its gonna be like when the people close to me are gonna die...

and i often think about how horrible its gonna be when im not gonna be able to skateboard anymore not just from getting older but from getting a job that wouldnt let me skate..


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don't get a job like that then retard, no one needs a career until their 35, or do you want to retire when your 65 and chill and get lazy and develop alzheimers and cancer. Fuck enjoy your youth while you have it and dont give a fuck about "what you should be doing" you have your whole life for that. Growing up is for wussies.
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Yeah MAN!! tending to responsibilities is soooo lame man!!! fuck the free world!!! skate or die and rock on in youth BRO!!
Confession-I'm addicted to Beverly Hills 90210, I can't stop watching it.

Haha its not anything like that, its not impossible to find a good paying job that allows you plenty of time and energy to skate. It just sounded like the guy is worried about having some stressful career where his whole life revolves around it, which honestly nobody really needs.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: kev on January 08, 2008, 04:01:52 PM
Quit skating and become a doctor or nurse, we're running low. jk

If I weren't so lazy, stoned and self-centered I would consider it.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: skatebored on January 08, 2008, 04:30:19 PM
im in love with this girl but i hate so many things about her.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: jack sandwich on January 08, 2008, 04:38:08 PM
im in love with this girl but i hate so many things about her.

i'll second that.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: skatebored on January 08, 2008, 04:47:50 PM
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im in love with this girl but i hate so many things about her.
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i'll second that.

haha thank god im not alone.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Steve Zissou on January 08, 2008, 06:17:15 PM
just punch her and run away she'll get the message
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: deep on January 09, 2008, 06:37:30 PM
i eat food with a strategy
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: hatehatehatehate on January 09, 2008, 08:41:16 PM
on new years i was at a house party, and during the countdown i was in the bathroom taking a dooks.  i tried to drop a good one when the countdown got to 1, it made things a little less depressing that way..

and i third that. the post a couple up.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: ReidVaeth on January 11, 2008, 12:27:55 AM
i jerked off in a plane before
i collect  comics
i want to cheat on my girlfriend even though shes hasnt done anything wrong
i pick on kids that push mongo
i have absolutley no motivation in life
i enjoy dreaming about dying
i call myself a christian but i dont believe in christ the way christians are supposed to
ive tried to kill myself but i suck at everything and failed
i have a freddy prince junior avatar because i hate freddy prince junior
i punched a girl in the face last week and i dont feel any remorse about it
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: VHS on January 11, 2008, 08:32:05 PM
Whenever I get bored in class, I start talking to the people that think I'm their friend, and I try to convince them to kill themselves.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: deep on January 11, 2008, 08:45:42 PM
im the shit
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: victoria on January 12, 2008, 07:09:54 PM
ive ben drunk since 8.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: deep on January 12, 2008, 07:36:20 PM
ive ben drunk since 8.

yeah rightz
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Post by: ahlee on January 12, 2008, 07:54:09 PM
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ive ben drunk since 8.
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yeah rightz

believe me, she is.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: deep on January 12, 2008, 08:00:48 PM
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ive ben drunk since 8.
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yeah rightz
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believe me, she is.

OOOOH SHIT! SAY SOMETHIN ELSE! SAY SOMETHIN ELSE NUGGA!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz7CcyLRijM
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Matze on January 13, 2008, 11:02:28 AM
i haven't kissed a girl for the first time without beeing drunken since 10 years.

edit: and i made out with an ugly but really friendly girl that studies with me. i hate myself.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: beeda weeda on January 17, 2008, 09:32:58 AM
I think I'm better than other people.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: 89-90pistons on January 17, 2008, 03:26:34 PM
I think I'm better than other people.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Mackattack on January 19, 2008, 08:57:54 AM
i was never really into music untill i started skateboarding
in the 7th grade i downloaded most of the songs from Osiris: The Storm, and i would listen to the song from T Bone's part religiously.
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Post by: Rusty Champignon on January 19, 2008, 10:00:34 AM
I used to have long hair and I would never wash it, I seriously went for at least a year without washing it, and I remember having a hard time not getting it wet in the shower, I was a scumbag.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea on January 19, 2008, 12:00:53 PM
I used to have long hair and I would never wash it, I seriously went for at least a year without washing it, and I remember having a hard time not getting it wet in the shower, I was a scumbag.
WOW.

Thatīs what people with dreadlocks feel like 24/7
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Rusty Champignon on January 19, 2008, 01:38:50 PM
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WOW.

Thatīs what people with dreadlocks feel like 24/7

It wasn't dreaded out but it was getting there and I didnt want dreads so I washed it and got it cut short, when I washed it, it was twice as long as it looked when it was all greasy
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Post by: Bill on January 19, 2008, 02:00:35 PM
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WOW.

Thatīs what people with dreadlocks feel like 24/7

People with dreads can wash their hair, they just can't brush it.
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Post by: Diesel on January 19, 2008, 02:10:18 PM
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WOW.

Thatīs what people with dreadlocks feel like 24/7

I actually have dreadlocks and I wash my hair every two weeks.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: picklesickshuv-it on January 19, 2008, 06:27:32 PM
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WOW.

Thatīs what people with dreadlocks feel like 24/7
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I actually have dreadlocks and I wash my hair every two weeks.
hell yea
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: jf on January 19, 2008, 10:07:43 PM
i made this thread awhile ago when i was down in the dumps, i had made alot of myself since then. but in the last few months i have been really stressed, my job is iffy on funds, its a long story, and my life took a turn for the worse, ive been throwing up at least 10 times a day for at least 3 months, i sit in bed at night and stress so hard that i pretty much dry heave or barf into a towel before i finally fall asleep 3 hours later, my son wont get the family that he deserves because im a fuck up and i cant find a way to kick my anxiety/depression problems, im not taking drugs, i have had maybe 5 beers in the span of 2 months, im trying my best to eat healthy, i try to force myself to go to bed and get up at reasonable times, after this post you can go ahead and insert the crying girl picture, i dont care, i just had to let it out, I feel like i have failed in to many aspects in life and depression and anxiety will always get the best of me, it did when i skateboarded for a living and it does now when trying to have a decent family life, i lose and have noone to blame but myself, that's all
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: WonkaBar on January 19, 2008, 10:15:37 PM
i made this thread awhile ago when i was down in the dumps, i had made alot of myself since then. but in the last few months i have been really stressed, my job is iffy on funds, its a long story, and my life took a turn for the worse, ive been throwing up at least 10 times a day for at least 3 months, i sit in bed at night and stress so hard that i pretty much dry heave or barf into a towel before i finally fall asleep 3 hours later, my son wont get the family that he deserves because im a fuck up and i cant find a way to kick my anxiety/depression problems, im not taking drugs, i have had maybe 5 beers in the span of 2 months, im trying my best to eat healthy, i try to force myself to go to bed and get up at reasonable times, after this post you can go ahead and insert the crying girl picture, i dont care, i just had to let it out, I feel like i have failed in to many aspects in life and depression and anxiety will always get the best of me, it did when i skateboarded for a living and it does now when trying to have a decent family life, i lose and have noone to blame but myself, that's all

sounds rough, hope you feel better. or even better, hope you win the lottery or something. sounds more practical than "feel better"
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: 1987 on January 19, 2008, 11:38:30 PM
i haven't kissed a girl for the first time without beeing drunken since 10 years.

edit: and i made out with an ugly but really friendly girl that studies with me. i hate myself.
When I was a freshman in college, my roommates and I had a party with a bunch of people from our senior class in high school in our apartment.  Somehow, I ended up on the lap of our high school class president on the patio; a black girl that was at least a foot taller than me.  In our drunken revelry, we totally made out until the cops busted up the party.  She wasn't exactly ugly, but definitely not my type (and I'm sure she can say the same about me).  Anyhow, we'd always run into each other on campus and shit would be somewhat awkward.  You're not the only one, dude.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea on January 20, 2008, 12:32:01 AM
i made this thread awhile ago when i was down in the dumps, i had made alot of myself since then. but in the last few months i have been really stressed, my job is iffy on funds, its a long story, and my life took a turn for the worse, ive been throwing up at least 10 times a day for at least 3 months, i sit in bed at night and stress so hard that i pretty much dry heave or barf into a towel before i finally fall asleep 3 hours later, my son wont get the family that he deserves because im a fuck up and i cant find a way to kick my anxiety/depression problems, im not taking drugs, i have had maybe 5 beers in the span of 2 months, im trying my best to eat healthy, i try to force myself to go to bed and get up at reasonable times, after this post you can go ahead and insert the crying girl picture, i dont care, i just had to let it out, I feel like i have failed in to many aspects in life and depression and anxiety will always get the best of me, it did when i skateboarded for a living and it does now when trying to have a decent family life, i lose and have noone to blame but myself, that's all
See, thatīs straight out wrong. People very rarely are the cause for their own depressions (unless the got it from drugs etc. then you could say itīs your fault). You shouldnīt think it is your fault, because most certainly it isnīt. And you should not feel guilty for it. Depression and anxietes are the deseases that come hand in hand with the way our society works. And there are a lot of decent people with depressions who donīt deserve it to be suffering and thinking itīs you fault is wrong. You are not the one to blame. Depression is a common desease and itīs nothing you can control easily.
I know from your past posts that you tried xanax (I think it was xanax) as a cure or help. Psychopharmaka doesnīt cure. It just supresses the symptoms and helps you relax for a short time, but on the long run it bites you in the ass (but sadly you found out already).
Did you try a psychotherapy? Those fears are rooted somewhere and a therapist might be able to help oyu find out what it is and help you get over it. Sure, it takes time, it takes money. But in the end itīs all about being able to enjoy life, and if right now you canīt enjoy your life, your wife or your son, spending the money on a therapy might be the right decision.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Rob1 on January 20, 2008, 06:01:33 AM
i made this thread awhile ago when i was down in the dumps, i had made alot of myself since then. but in the last few months i have been really stressed, my job is iffy on funds, its a long story, and my life took a turn for the worse, ive been throwing up at least 10 times a day for at least 3 months, i sit in bed at night and stress so hard that i pretty much dry heave or barf into a towel before i finally fall asleep 3 hours later, my son wont get the family that he deserves because im a fuck up and i cant find a way to kick my anxiety/depression problems, im not taking drugs, i have had maybe 5 beers in the span of 2 months, im trying my best to eat healthy, i try to force myself to go to bed and get up at reasonable times, after this post you can go ahead and insert the crying girl picture, i dont care, i just had to let it out, I feel like i have failed in to many aspects in life and depression and anxiety will always get the best of me, it did when i skateboarded for a living and it does now when trying to have a decent family life, i lose and have noone to blame but myself, that's all

Although it may not feel like its helping - all that stuff like not drinking/taking drugs/eating healthily/keeping normal waking hours/exercising is really important so keep it up. Another thing to do is to try and ignore the anxiety/depression as much as you can -it can feed on itself and become a real viscious circle - try not to be too self-involved, try and just focus on going to work, getting through the day etc, it can help to make a bit of a routine for yourself.

Depression and anxiety often comes in cycles, whilst your in the the middle of a slump it can feel like your always going to be there but just keep taking each day as it comes and you'll come out the other side quicker than you expect.

I'm sorry if this just sounds like a bunch of useless platitudes, and I'm sure you get tired of hearing people telling you what to do
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: niggapants on January 20, 2008, 12:32:08 PM
i ignore beautiful girls that like me and then go home and bitch about myself not having a girlfriend
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Post by: Diesel on January 20, 2008, 01:45:46 PM
i ignore beautiful girls that like me and then go home and bitch about myself not having a girlfriend
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: niggapants on January 20, 2008, 04:23:02 PM
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good to see someone else in the same position. i guess i'm just too cool for my own good
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: artichoke on January 20, 2008, 07:41:05 PM
I constantly fall into the same bad habits and really need to see a therapist to work through issues that have been fucking with me for my entire adult life.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: VHS on January 20, 2008, 09:07:28 PM
I hate almost everyone I know or see. I think I hate too much for my own good, I usually find myself just sitting here in a depressed state and I can't find any positives in life. But I think excersising helps you feel good about yourself because it feels like an accomplishment sometimes.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: whitemanjazz on January 20, 2008, 09:11:17 PM
Despite being in a relationship when asked "do you have a girlfriend?" without even hesitating i say no. I know I'm not the only one who does this.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: fuckouttahere on January 20, 2008, 09:51:29 PM
I really wanna plough this girl in but the problem is she's 15.. I'm 19 and I feel kinda dirty even thinking about it..

I asked her what she was doing friday and she said she finish's school at 12 30.. and as soon as i read that i had a reality check that i might actually get in trouble for doing the deed.

oh dear..
(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l153/Ethired/1184367762037.jpg)
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Matze on January 21, 2008, 11:18:20 AM
haha, i want to have sex with that 17 year old girl. we kissed once before, but there were many people who disliked it ... never had that before.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: EricLogan on January 21, 2008, 09:38:47 PM
haha, i want to have sex with that 17 year old girl. we kissed once before, but there were many people who disliked it ... never had that before.

(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l153/Ethired/1184367762037.jpg)
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: EricLogan on January 21, 2008, 10:09:01 PM
i made this thread awhile ago when i was down in the dumps, i had made alot of myself since then. but in the last few months i have been really stressed, my job is iffy on funds, its a long story, and my life took a turn for the worse, ive been throwing up at least 10 times a day for at least 3 months, i sit in bed at night and stress so hard that i pretty much dry heave or barf into a towel before i finally fall asleep 3 hours later, my son wont get the family that he deserves because im a fuck up and i cant find a way to kick my anxiety/depression problems, im not taking drugs, i have had maybe 5 beers in the span of 2 months, im trying my best to eat healthy, i try to force myself to go to bed and get up at reasonable times, after this post you can go ahead and insert the crying girl picture, i dont care, i just had to let it out, I feel like i have failed in to many aspects in life and depression and anxiety will always get the best of me, it did when i skateboarded for a living and it does now when trying to have a decent family life, i lose and have noone to blame but myself, that's all

That sucks so hard, man.

Lately sometimes when I think of how lame the life I'm creating for myself is, my blood pressure goes way up, and it feels like I'm having a heart attack, I get all light-headed, and start coughing from the pressure in my chest, it's scary. Is that symptoms of a panic attack or something? I've no clue...

Also while I'm in real confessions, I won't hang out with my co-workers, no matter what, in spite of their relentless invites. I feel like such a douche, damnit. They seem like cool enough people, in spite of still rocking the limp bizkit and eminem discographies (they are, after all, a kitchen crew), and I know they'd be even cooler if I got beer in me. I don't know why, I just bail out, for anything, ranging from the sheer possibility of skating with my normal day-to-day friends, to looking forward to a night of ea skate & Slap fueled innertness.

Anyone else have this problem, or am I just fucked?
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: somekid on January 22, 2008, 01:36:31 AM
im in my thirties-OFFICIALLY an adult- and i still skateboard. i've let it lead me wherever it would for most of my adult life. this has resulted in an extremely patchy resume of mostly menial jobs in retail, warehouse, construction labor and food service. i went to school, and tried being a recording engineer for awhile... the money was alright, but i realized being locked in a small room with more egos than a supra demo was not at all the rewarding and creative experience i originally thought it would be.


so.......... no. i have NO idea what you guys are talking about.

i just try to remind myself that the experiences i've had simply by letting skateboarding lead me around for the last 20-odd years far outweigh any financial gain or personal stability i could've created by taking a more "legit"path.

trust me. i haven't ever made a dime off of skateboarding, and it's been worth it.






i think.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Mackattack on January 22, 2008, 11:51:52 AM
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good to see someone else in the same position. i guess i'm just too cool for my own good

im in the same boat.
i like sluts too much, though.
i just mess around with the same ol hoes, and when i get a chance to get into a relationship with a respectable girl i just blow her off to go skate or do nothing.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Venture1 on January 22, 2008, 12:03:51 PM
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I asked her what she was doing friday and she said she finish's school at 12 30.. and as soon as i read that i had a reality check that i might actually get in trouble for doing the deed.

oh dear..
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haha amazing post. I haven't done it and I'm not going to anyway.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: jayme.f on January 22, 2008, 01:34:19 PM


i just try to remind myself that the experiences i've had simply by letting skateboarding lead me around for the last 20-odd years far outweigh any financial gain or personal stability i could've created by taking a more "legit"path.












thats sig material right there!
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: kev on January 22, 2008, 03:51:49 PM
rocking the limp bizkit and eminem discographies

Nah, you're justified in not hanging out with them.

And that was a sick post somekid.  I'd feel totally content doing that, but I don't have any good friends who really skate, only skate park aquaintances.  I'm not that good or motivated either.. So I gotta get serious about something, that's my confession.  I'm treading water in a sea of bad jobs, half assed skateboarding and weed smoke.
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Post by: lurk daddy on January 22, 2008, 05:24:06 PM
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I used to have long hair and I would never wash it, I seriously went for at least a year without washing it, and I remember having a hard time not getting it wet in the shower, I was a scumbag.
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WOW.

Thatīs what people with dreadlocks feel like 24/7
no i dont.
fuck you
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Steve Zissou on January 22, 2008, 07:17:15 PM
i was fooling around with the girl my best friend liked behind his back but she was leading him on so i ended it and even though I'm getting less tits i feel way better. oh and shes hooking me up with one of her friend this wasn't that bad I need a real awesome confession thread
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: jayme.f on January 22, 2008, 07:54:53 PM
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rocking the limp bizkit and eminem discographies
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Nah, you're justified in not hanging out with them.

And that was a sick post somekid.  I'd feel totally content doing that, but I don't have any good friends who really skate, only skate park aquaintances.  I'm not that good or motivated either.. So I gotta get serious about something, that's my confession.  I'm treading water in a sea of bad jobs, half assed skateboarding and weed smoke.

kev, i think alot of dudes on here have that same shit going on, i think if you chilled on the weed for a bit you would probablly concetrate on something like a good job or making more out of skateboarding (like enjoying it more)
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: rocklobster on January 22, 2008, 08:14:26 PM
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good to see someone else in the same position. i guess i'm just too cool for my own good
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im in the same boat.
i like sluts too much, though.
i just mess around with the same ol hoes, and when i get a chance to get into a relationship with a respectable girl i just blow her off to go skate or do nothing.


lucky bastards.... 

im hanging out at slap cos i dont want to start reading my philosophy text....  there is no inspiration like desperation....
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: J Kordich, The Real Juice on January 22, 2008, 08:35:42 PM
I am still fucking pissed lead singer, Linn Berggren, left Ace Of Base last year.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Beautiful on January 22, 2008, 09:57:06 PM
every day of my life i must carry the burden of being one of the most gifted skateboarders to ever step on a board, and its hard.
i could use a hug about now.
please? anyone? i'll give the first person to hug me a free set of ninja bearings.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Doctor Handsome on January 22, 2008, 11:52:21 PM
i was fooling around with the girl my best friend liked behind his back but she was leading him on so i ended it and even though I'm getting less tits i feel way better. oh and shes hooking me up with one of her friend this wasn't that bad I need a real awesome confession thread

Same type of thing, I fucked this girl my friend was into and he found out somehow, and I almost had sex with a different girl whos dating another friend. Almost, but didn't, but probably will next time I have the chance. I'm a shitty friend.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: vicky on January 23, 2008, 10:01:08 AM
im pretty bummed out lately and im taking it out on my friends.
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Post by: tag_king on January 23, 2008, 12:06:01 PM
I don't give a fuck about breakfast.. I like eggs and what not but the meal its self in the morning, just can't get into it.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: CigaretteBeer on January 23, 2008, 01:27:26 PM
I jacked off thrree times today out of boredom.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Rusty Champignon on January 23, 2008, 03:48:05 PM
I jacked off thrree times today out of boredom.

same here
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: whitemanjazz on January 23, 2008, 04:54:51 PM
I threw up in the bathroom at work and didn't clean it up. The boss made my coworker clean it. God that's fucked up. I also blew the biggest snot rocket right afterwards trying to make it in the sink but it went all over the mirror. He probably had to clean that too. Oh well he's a scumbag.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: reaganomics on January 24, 2008, 07:12:50 PM
this girl who im good friends with and i've liked (she knew i kinda did) for a while finally broke up with her douche boyfriend and she likes me but now i wont go for it because i want her to feel how i felt when i couldnt have her. does that make any sense?
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: swissenheights on January 24, 2008, 07:36:23 PM
this girl who im good friends with and i've liked (she knew i kinda did) for a while finally broke up with her douche boyfriend and she likes me but now i wont go for it because i want her to feel how i felt when i couldnt have her. does that make any sense?
yeah it makes sense..but its pretty retarded,go for her dude.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: heckler on January 24, 2008, 07:38:48 PM
My (now ex) girlfriend told me she got raped a few years ago and I never bothered to tell anyone.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Guinness on January 24, 2008, 08:54:41 PM
My (now ex) girlfriend told me she got raped a few years ago and I never bothered to tell anyone.
how old are you i went to school with a girl who got raped by her dad. shes in jail now
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Matze on January 25, 2008, 04:34:06 AM
so you're living in iran?
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Bipsmound on January 25, 2008, 05:42:46 AM
Somebody tried to kill the landlord in my building, as in with a knife.  There's blood all over the place right when you walk in.  Is it weird that I'm only bummed that it'll be a while till my toilet gets fixed?
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: mikefork on January 25, 2008, 07:14:47 AM
Somebody tried to kill the landlord in my building, as in with a knife.  There's blood all over the place right when you walk in.  Is it weird that I'm only bummed that it'll be a while till my toilet gets fixed?
not at all. you gotta do what you gotta do
my landlord almost died last winter, and i was pissed that he didn't fix the heat in my apartment. he was supposed to do it for over a month, but he never did
i'm just waiting for the day we move out. we have caught him in our apartment while no one else is in there, he always fucks up the power, he freaks out when you go out the front door, he freaks out when people skate in front of the house, he broke the ceiling fan in my kitchen because he noticed one of the lights went out and he decided to try and fix it, and so on
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: ahlee on January 25, 2008, 08:35:32 AM
'i dont have a girlfriend, but i know a girl who would get pissed if she heard me say that'
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Post by: whitemanjazz on January 25, 2008, 09:05:23 AM
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This means you don't have a girlfriend.
Well you're right. Broke that shit off. A biiig relief.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: whitemanjazz on January 25, 2008, 09:12:42 AM
'i dont have a girlfriend, but i know a girl who would get pissed if she heard me say that'
haha pretty much
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: toy machine on January 25, 2008, 11:16:14 AM
Im addicted to slap!
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Post by: ahlee on January 25, 2008, 11:17:46 AM
im drunk?
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Post by: skaterdavid on January 25, 2008, 05:02:19 PM
Im addicted to slap!
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Post by: H.N.I.C. on January 25, 2008, 07:00:55 PM
i cant take a compliment
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Post by: Steve Zissou on January 25, 2008, 09:11:05 PM
fucked my girl earlier today we've only been together for a week not even and i think I might have to break it off soon, and its making me feel like an asshole.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Bill on January 25, 2008, 09:36:36 PM
i cant take a compliment

Thats a tough one. I always feel weird when someone gives me one. Its just like, "oh, thanks." I always feel ungrateful or I try to play it off like its no big deal and anyone can do it.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Strictly Bricks on January 25, 2008, 11:31:29 PM
I took mushrooms a week ago, saw Pimp C's image, and started crying hysterically.



this means I'm a bitch.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Rusty Champignon on January 26, 2008, 01:07:23 PM
I often cut my own hair
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Post by: typhoid on January 26, 2008, 06:46:45 PM
I had no idea people would respond like this. this is my first post on the slap message boards but damn dude. eye opening for sure.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: whitemanjazz on January 26, 2008, 06:50:39 PM
I often cut my own hair
me too, my shits all uneven
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: duffel88 on January 26, 2008, 08:35:49 PM
except one, every one of my Girlfriends has been younger than me
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: colinator on January 26, 2008, 11:34:44 PM
i am starting to realize that i am incapable of being in a healthy relationship. i dated this girl for 2 years and when it got further and further and further into the relationship it got more and more fucked up resulting in her threatening suicide and shit if i wasn't there for her when she needed me. and i ended up dumping her when she did some sketchy shit and she ended up dating another guy like a few weeks later. when i was dating this girl we went on multiple breaks through out the two years but they never lasted more than a week. but during one of those breaks i started hanging out with a girl that i knew for so long before and i ended up hooking up with her and never telling my girlfriend. and towards the end my girlfriend had ended up cheating on me and i tried to make her feel so bad by stressing about how faithful i was over the two years and shit.
so then after she started dating her new dude i started talking to the girl that i kind of cheated on her with from before and she had a boyfriend at the time so it started out as like a friendly thing right. but then after her and her boyfriend had broke up and shit we started getting more and more close and eventually we picked up where we left off last time and started doing the whole friends with benefits things which is the worst thing ever for a person like me because i get so attached. so that goes on for awhile but there is no tag on it relationship wise meaning we can do whatever we want with other people obviously. so i hear that she was like doing stuff with other this other guy (the worst dude ever) and natrually i got protective and pissed and brought it up to her and she told him shit to make him go away i guess. and then during all this process i started talking to another girl from my past who is a couple years older than me, and she was always wanting to hang out. so we did  acouple times this one week and after like 3 times she decides to leave her boyfriend of like 3 years for me without even asking me and expected that we start dating even though nothing happened. and when i said no the girl flipped out and told me she was going to go for a ride and let go of the wheel and go into incoming traffic and shit all while listening to a CD that i left in her car. and i called her natraully because if that happened i would probably go insane from guilt and one of the songs on my CD was playing and she hung up after i said hello a couple of times.
but she ended up not doing it and she still is like obsessed with me and i kind of shrug her off because i'm more intersted in that other girl, and things are going nowhere with that other girl so i'm mad confused and on top of all that shit i'm still 17 and live at home and have to deal with shit from my parents every night who are completely fucked up and are in the middle of divorce negotiations.

god damn i just wrote a fucking novel
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Post by: 89-90pistons on January 26, 2008, 11:42:13 PM
you sound like sheckler
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: colinator on January 27, 2008, 07:07:41 AM
did i forget to mention the part where i get free all over print t-shirts with AKs and where i got my name tattoo'd on my back?
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Patrick_Bateman on January 27, 2008, 01:27:19 PM
ok i admit it.


we didnt start the fire, it was always burning, since the worlds been turning
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Bill on January 27, 2008, 03:54:05 PM
i am starting to realize that i am incapable of being in a healthy relationship. i dated this girl for 2 years and when it got further and further and further into the relationship it got more and more fucked up resulting in her threatening suicide and shit if i wasn't there for her when she needed me. and i ended up dumping her when she did some sketchy shit and she ended up dating another guy like a few weeks later. when i was dating this girl we went on multiple breaks through out the two years but they never lasted more than a week. but during one of those breaks i started hanging out with a girl that i knew for so long before and i ended up hooking up with her and never telling my girlfriend. and towards the end my girlfriend had ended up cheating on me and i tried to make her feel so bad by stressing about how faithful i was over the two years and shit.
so then after she started dating her new dude i started talking to the girl that i kind of cheated on her with from before and she had a boyfriend at the time so it started out as like a friendly thing right. but then after her and her boyfriend had broke up and shit we started getting more and more close and eventually we picked up where we left off last time and started doing the whole friends with benefits things which is the worst thing ever for a person like me because i get so attached. so that goes on for awhile but there is no tag on it relationship wise meaning we can do whatever we want with other people obviously. so i hear that she was like doing stuff with other this other guy (the worst dude ever) and natrually i got protective and pissed and brought it up to her and she told him shit to make him go away i guess. and then during all this process i started talking to another girl from my past who is a couple years older than me, and she was always wanting to hang out. so we did  acouple times this one week and after like 3 times she decides to leave her boyfriend of like 3 years for me without even asking me and expected that we start dating even though nothing happened. and when i said no the girl flipped out and told me she was going to go for a ride and let go of the wheel and go into incoming traffic and shit all while listening to a CD that i left in her car. and i called her natraully because if that happened i would probably go insane from guilt and one of the songs on my CD was playing and she hung up after i said hello a couple of times.
but she ended up not doing it and she still is like obsessed with me and i kind of shrug her off because i'm more intersted in that other girl, and things are going nowhere with that other girl so i'm mad confused and on top of all that shit i'm still 17 and live at home and have to deal with shit from my parents every night who are completely fucked up and are in the middle of divorce negotiations.

god damn i just wrote a fucking novel

You're 17, why are you dating girls for 2 fucking years? You should be out banging as many as possible without worrying about it at all. Theres no need to stress about shit at that age because theres virtually no chance you'll end up being with that person for the rest of your life, so don't worry about it so much.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: colinator on January 27, 2008, 05:33:50 PM
that is pretty good advice but the thing is for some reason i can't even enjoy random hook ups for some reason.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea on January 28, 2008, 05:23:54 AM
I feel you on that one...still, just donīt take it too seriously..
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: somekid on January 29, 2008, 04:17:01 PM
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Somebody tried to kill the landlord in my building, as in with a knife.  There's blood all over the place right when you walk in.  Is it weird that I'm only bummed that it'll be a while till my toilet gets fixed?
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not at all. you gotta do what you gotta do
my landlord almost died last winter, and i was pissed that he didn't fix the heat in my apartment. he was supposed to do it for over a month, but he never did
i'm just waiting for the day we move out. we have caught him in our apartment while no one else is in there, he always fucks up the power, he freaks out when you go out the front door, he freaks out when people skate in front of the house, he broke the ceiling fan in my kitchen because he noticed one of the lights went out and he decided to try and fix it, and so on
landlords are scum. anyone who's ok with letting someone else's paycheck pay their mortgage has no morality.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: vicky on January 29, 2008, 05:52:25 PM
when i first started skating when i was younger it took me almost 3 years to learn a proper ollie. 3.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: whitemanjazz on January 29, 2008, 06:01:00 PM
You're just a late bloomer. I'm 19 and my voice cracks sometimes.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: MahShugahNah on January 29, 2008, 07:12:26 PM
when i first started skating when i was younger it took me almost 3 years to learn a proper ollie. 3.

the fact that you can do a proper ollie makes you better than 80% of girl skaters, you can kickflip? thats 90%. Holy shit you almost got tre flips? Sign your name on the dotted line you now ride for element!
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: jack sandwich on January 30, 2008, 02:52:47 PM
i like to listen to bright eyes regularly.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Young Jeezy. on January 30, 2008, 02:56:10 PM
i wish people respected me......




















jus playin fuck yall niggas
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: EricLogan on January 30, 2008, 04:24:21 PM
when i first started skating when i was younger it took me almost 3 years to learn a proper ollie. 3.

samesies! I remember that weird period in between starting and not learning, I'd just be skating to the store and there'd be a group of kids seshin' a curb, and they'd stop me and ask "CAN U KICKFLIP?" and I'd be like "Uhh... I just use this for transportation purposes..." and akwardly skate off as fast as I could.

Except by "proper" I mean, up a 3 inch curb, so it was probably even longer than that.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: nelson muntz on January 31, 2008, 08:04:45 AM
I had a videopart and after seeing it I realized that I'd made use of fake steez....


kook me!
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: ahlee on January 31, 2008, 08:07:50 AM
watching your own footage sucks sometimes, after someone pointing out that i looked lik ronson lambert with down syndrome, i can see it.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea on January 31, 2008, 09:12:19 AM
watching your own footage sucks sometimes, after someone pointing out that i looked lik ronson lambert with down syndrome, i can see it.
could you post that link again, Iīd like to see it with my own eyes!! watching my own footage always makes me realize that I really donīt do any special tricks at all...
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: bbk on January 31, 2008, 09:57:01 AM
This was the very first time I k-grinded this rail, at the time the biggest rail I'd k-grinded, and I was pretty psyked to have it on film since I pretty much never film, but when I wathced it I got sooo bummed, I hate how I pull my arms straight down, it looks wierd...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Y_MOzXkJ9k
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: ahlee on January 31, 2008, 10:03:25 AM
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watching your own footage sucks sometimes, after someone pointing out that i looked lik ronson lambert with down syndrome, i can see it.
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could you post that link again, Iīd like to see it with my own eyes!! watching my own footage always makes me realize that I really donīt do any special tricks at all...

ha, you asked for it. heres my ronsoness

(http://www.theoryskateboarding.com/alibacklip.gif)

Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: bbk on January 31, 2008, 10:27:02 AM
naah man, that sequence is dope!
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: ahlee on January 31, 2008, 10:59:20 AM
thanks man, spots gone.. im so bummed on it :(
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: beeda weeda on January 31, 2008, 12:51:23 PM
I'm 25 and my hair is thin, but not thinning, but I fear I may lose it overnight.
I have filmed 1 ful skatepark, when I was 22, and I used a modest mouse song for my part, looking back, that is the gayest shit ever!
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: EricLogan on January 31, 2008, 06:50:24 PM
I had a videopart and after seeing it I realized that I'd made use of fake steez....


kook me!

Me too, dude. I never think about it while I'm trying stuff, it just happens, then I watch the footage and get sad. And if it doesn't look fake, there just isn't any style at all.

I can't think of anyone horrible enough to compare it to, like just by watching my stuff you can tell skating's really hard for me.

It sucks having struggling/fake steeze  :'(

But aye, Ah Lee, that back lip sequence is sick, and it didn't seem Ronsonish, it just seampt like you sorta had to keep your shoulders turned that way to get that pop-back-over momentum.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: skatebored on January 31, 2008, 10:22:43 PM
ive typed like 5 different "confessions" about being unhappy with my "girlfriend" in the past few months but always delete them immediately because i feel guilty about it afterwards. what a pussy.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Rusty Champignon on February 01, 2008, 09:13:47 AM
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I often cut my own hair
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me too, my shits all uneven

I just did it now and fucked it all up, worst feeling ever when you wish you had just left it alone
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Strictly Bricks on February 01, 2008, 10:19:49 AM
i ignore beautiful girls that like me and then go home and bitch about myself not having a girlfriend
you fuckin' liar.


we're the gets no pussy table.
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Mackattack on February 01, 2008, 11:27:07 AM
watching your own footage sucks sometimes, after someone pointing out that i looked lik ronson lambert with down syndrome, i can see it.

hahah
i am always stoked on my footage at first glance, but then when i watch it again i realize that i skate like a leaping sloth
Title: Re: real confessions
Post by: Strictly Bricks on February 01, 2008, 03:32:10 PM
last time I got head was 4 months ago, and I was too stoned to get it up. I wanted to cry.
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