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Title: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: 360 frip on June 27, 2013, 09:03:28 AM
I know this is a great place to come and be regular, but...

I think we might be hitting the lower levels. :'(
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: chockfullofthat on June 27, 2013, 09:05:33 AM
I thought you were at least going to a link a quiz or ask us a question.  Thanks for nothing asshole. 
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Post by: Seamus_McShamebag on June 27, 2013, 09:16:13 AM
Generally I am a fucking idiot but if you catch me in the 2 minutes post-coitus I could explain quantum mechanics if I had to.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: 360 frip on June 27, 2013, 09:27:11 AM
Pretty fucking stupid.� I mean look at this jackass who thinks Spitfire and Bones are deck companies:

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you've been lapping it up for ten years so
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Have you skated their wheels? Probably not more than once.


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You shouldn't be skating board companies wheels in the first place.
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Like Spitfire (Deluxe) and Bones (Powell)?

You shouldn't be missing the point entirely, but hey, I can't help you being a fucktard.
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Yep, you missed 90% of the context there (which wasn't quoted) and still completely missed my point.



Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: the snake on June 27, 2013, 09:31:06 AM
What???
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: 360 frip on June 27, 2013, 09:32:20 AM
Generally I am a fucking idiot but if you catch me in the 2 minutes post-coitus I could explain quantum mechanics if I had to.
Next time you've fucked, post up!
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: 360 frip on June 27, 2013, 09:36:32 AM
I thought you were at least going to a link a quiz or ask us a question.  Thanks for nothing asshole. 

Hey, I'm not a brain surgeon. Just click "What???" like the rest of us.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: sdscanz on June 27, 2013, 10:05:08 AM
im smart enough to know this is a stupid thread.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Cameron Hoegee on June 27, 2013, 10:16:03 AM
im smart enough to know this is a stupid thread.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: my pregnant head on June 27, 2013, 10:18:42 AM
You'd have to be pretty thick to buy into the idea that the gipper is some kind of genius.
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Post by: jerrys_kids on June 27, 2013, 10:18:53 AM
In all seriousness though I am curious about what pals have a college degree and what the degree is in?
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Baron Samedi on June 27, 2013, 10:21:59 AM
I don't understand the measuring criteria but maybe that's because I'm a "Corey Duffel"
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: heritage on June 27, 2013, 10:36:21 AM
There are a lot of good people here, but the majority here are numbnutted assholes and a great representation of skateboarders on the whole.

I get a kick out of two distinct groups...the lemmings and the cool guys. Lemmings will generally 'back' anything that a worthless asshole like Jason Dill puts out. If a certain pro's name is attached, it's backed. Even though said pro is a pile of garbage. Sheep.

The cool guys will usually chime in with something completely off topic, irrelevant and/or nonsensical whenever the conversation gets too heavy about the business side of skateboarding. As if to remind everyone how lame they are for talking about the $$$ side of skateboarding. They generally hate Nike, Adidas, Converse, etc...when their 'core' brands are doing the exact same thing - in principle - as the evil empires. Then, they wonder why skateboarders get taken advantage of in big business. It's for that exact reason...because their feeble little minds can't understand that even their biggest heroes are making money from skateboarding. They can barely manage their own checking account so they can't possibly feel comfortable talking about the role of money in skateboarding.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Merked on June 27, 2013, 10:49:23 AM
I'm a fucking genius bitch.

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Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: JB on June 27, 2013, 10:56:54 AM
There are a lot of good people here, but the majority here are numbnutted assholes and a great representation of skateboarders on the whole.

I get a kick out of two distinct groups...the lemmings and the cool guys. Lemmings will generally 'back' anything that a worthless asshole like Jason Dill puts out. If a certain pro's name is attached, it's backed. Even though said pro is a pile of garbage. Sheep.

The cool guys will usually chime in with something completely off topic, irrelevant and/or nonsensical whenever the conversation gets too heavy about the business side of skateboarding. As if to remind everyone how lame they are for talking about the $$$ side of skateboarding. They generally hate Nike, Adidas, Converse, etc...when their 'core' brands are doing the exact same thing - in principle - as the evil empires. Then, they wonder why skateboarders get taken advantage of in big business. It's for that exact reason...because their feeble little minds can't understand that even their biggest heroes are making money from skateboarding. They can barely manage their own checking account so they can't possibly feel comfortable talking about the role of money in skateboarding.

so what is your degree in?
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: heritage on June 27, 2013, 11:02:46 AM
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There are a lot of good people here, but the majority here are numbnutted assholes and a great representation of skateboarders on the whole.

I get a kick out of two distinct groups...the lemmings and the cool guys. Lemmings will generally 'back' anything that a worthless asshole like Jason Dill puts out. If a certain pro's name is attached, it's backed. Even though said pro is a pile of garbage. Sheep.

The cool guys will usually chime in with something completely off topic, irrelevant and/or nonsensical whenever the conversation gets too heavy about the business side of skateboarding. As if to remind everyone how lame they are for talking about the $$$ side of skateboarding. They generally hate Nike, Adidas, Converse, etc...when their 'core' brands are doing the exact same thing - in principle - as the evil empires. Then, they wonder why skateboarders get taken advantage of in big business. It's for that exact reason...because their feeble little minds can't understand that even their biggest heroes are making money from skateboarding. They can barely manage their own checking account so they can't possibly feel comfortable talking about the role of money in skateboarding.
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so what is your degree in?

Psychology from Columbia University. I work with at risk youth in Philly.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: L33Tg33k on June 27, 2013, 11:15:51 AM
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Pretty fucking stupid.� I mean look at this jackass who thinks Spitfire and Bones are deck companies:

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you've been lapping it up for ten years so
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Have you skated their wheels? Probably not more than once.


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You shouldn't be skating board companies wheels in the first place.
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Like Spitfire (Deluxe) and Bones (Powell)?

You shouldn't be missing the point entirely, but hey, I can't help you being a fucktard.
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Yep, you missed 90% of the context there (which wasn't quoted) and still completely missed my point.




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Feel free to explain the context.  You'd actually be hitting two birds with one stone.  You'd be getting your explanation out and further showing the stupidity of the average slapper.  According to your quote you also imply that you think DLX is a board company.
I have no idea what the fuck this is about and I'm pretty smrt. I totally tested out of high school a year early.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: GeorgeHanson on June 27, 2013, 11:24:43 AM
I'M REALLY GOOD AT IRONING AND MY MUM SAYS THAT THERE AER DIFFERENT KINDS OF INTELLIGENCE SO FUCK YOU.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: GAY on June 27, 2013, 11:25:35 AM
I'm goddamn mensa, but then I'm not yer average slapper. *wink, wink...makes blowjob sign with tongue...runs toward chair and then jumps on it and knocks it back while riding it and has arms stretched out to both sides with fingers extended...then pretends to fall down in a heap and starts to roll towards stage left, locking eyes with everyone in the audience...next, jumps straight up and yells, "WOW!"...upon landing shoots hands straight out to the sides, brings them forward with a loud clap, sticks hips out to the right, purses lips...finally a jazzy cymbal beat (tssssss-ts-ts-tsssssss-ts-ts-tttsssss) gets me movin' and exit stage right...CURTAIN!*
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: SkateViolence on June 27, 2013, 11:27:36 AM
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There are a lot of good people here, but the majority here are numbnutted assholes and a great representation of skateboarders on the whole.

I get a kick out of two distinct groups...the lemmings and the cool guys. Lemmings will generally 'back' anything that a worthless asshole like Jason Dill puts out. If a certain pro's name is attached, it's backed. Even though said pro is a pile of garbage. Sheep.

The cool guys will usually chime in with something completely off topic, irrelevant and/or nonsensical whenever the conversation gets too heavy about the business side of skateboarding. As if to remind everyone how lame they are for talking about the $$$ side of skateboarding. They generally hate Nike, Adidas, Converse, etc...when their 'core' brands are doing the exact same thing - in principle - as the evil empires. Then, they wonder why skateboarders get taken advantage of in big business. It's for that exact reason...because their feeble little minds can't understand that even their biggest heroes are making money from skateboarding. They can barely manage their own checking account so they can't possibly feel comfortable talking about the role of money in skateboarding.
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so what is your degree in?
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Psychology from Columbia University. I work with at risk youth in Philly.

That's rad! I have a sociology degree from the University of Maryland. I'm about to start a job as a case manager at a transitional housing program.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: mattofallmatts on June 27, 2013, 11:28:42 AM
Well I don't know someone just started a topic asking if Brian Anderson was gay...
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Post by: Sandy Eggo on June 27, 2013, 12:23:23 PM
Some people here actually buy Royal trucks. You tell me how stupid folks here are
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Seamus_McShamebag on June 27, 2013, 12:26:16 PM
I'm goddamn mensa, but then I'm not yer average slapper. *wink, wink...makes blowjob sign with tongue...runs toward chair and then jumps on it and knocks it back while riding it and has arms stretched out to both sides with fingers extended...then pretends to fall down in a heap and starts to roll towards stage left, locking eyes with everyone in the audience...next, jumps straight up and yells, "WOW!"...upon landing shoots hands straight out to the sides, brings them forward with a loud clap, sticks hips out to the right, purses lips...finally a jazzy cymbal beat (tssssss-ts-ts-tsssssss-ts-ts-tttsssss) gets me movin' and exit stage right...CURTAIN!*

You are going to have to dumb that down a little for us blithering idiots, how's this...

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Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: GAY on June 27, 2013, 12:31:01 PM
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I'm goddamn mensa, but then I'm not yer average slapper. *wink, wink...makes blowjob sign with tongue...runs toward chair and then jumps on it and knocks it back while riding it and has arms stretched out to both sides with fingers extended...then pretends to fall down in a heap and starts to roll towards stage left, locking eyes with everyone in the audience...next, jumps straight up and yells, "WOW!"...upon landing shoots hands straight out to the sides, brings them forward with a loud clap, sticks hips out to the right, purses lips...finally a jazzy cymbal beat (tssssss-ts-ts-tsssssss-ts-ts-tttsssss) gets me movin' and exit stage right...CURTAIN!*
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You are going to have to dumb that down a little for us blithering idiots, how's this...

(http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/7365/jruw.png)

OMGTHATSME!!!
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: paraquat on June 27, 2013, 12:31:50 PM
I would classify myself as a "delicate Genius"
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Post by: Dark Knight on June 27, 2013, 12:43:51 PM
In all seriousness though I am curious about what pals have a college degree and what the degree is in?

I have a bachelor's degree in nursing and and plan to continue my studies to become a CRNA (Certified Registered Nurse Anesthetist).

EDIT:  I believe Rocuronium is a pediatrician.
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Post by: paraquat on June 27, 2013, 12:54:36 PM
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In all seriousness though I am curious about what pals have a college degree and what the degree is in?
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I have a bachelor's degree in nursing and and plan to continue my studies to become a CRNA (Certified Registered Nurse Anesthetist).

EDIT:  I believe Rocuronium is a pediatrician.
Wife is about to get her MSN. Nursing is no joke. Digging impacted feces for 24 bucks an hour.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: SkateViolence on June 27, 2013, 01:14:15 PM
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There are a lot of good people here, but the majority here are numbnutted assholes and a great representation of skateboarders on the whole.

I get a kick out of two distinct groups...the lemmings and the cool guys. Lemmings will generally 'back' anything that a worthless asshole like Jason Dill puts out. If a certain pro's name is attached, it's backed. Even though said pro is a pile of garbage. Sheep.

The cool guys will usually chime in with something completely off topic, irrelevant and/or nonsensical whenever the conversation gets too heavy about the business side of skateboarding. As if to remind everyone how lame they are for talking about the $$$ side of skateboarding. They generally hate Nike, Adidas, Converse, etc...when their 'core' brands are doing the exact same thing - in principle - as the evil empires. Then, they wonder why skateboarders get taken advantage of in big business. It's for that exact reason...because their feeble little minds can't understand that even their biggest heroes are making money from skateboarding. They can barely manage their own checking account so they can't possibly feel comfortable talking about the role of money in skateboarding.
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so what is your degree in?
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Psychology from Columbia University. I work with at risk youth in Philly.
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That's rad! I have a sociology degree from the University of Maryland. I'm about to start a job as a case manager at a transitional housing program.
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I'm a year out from a psych degree at the University of Missouri at Kansas City.  I want to do art therapy for people with PTSD.  Apparently I'd be better off going for a Master's, but I think I might find a job first and then look at getting my Master's of Social Work in a year or two.

From what I've been told by friends that have MSW's (and graduate degrees in general), it is a good idea to work for a few years before going back to school. It makes sense. You gain experience and knowledge that people who go straight for their Master's don't get.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: layzieyez on June 27, 2013, 01:15:09 PM
Bachelor's degree in English minor in Japanese (really five credits away from being a second bachelor's degree, but didn't finish because I was getting divorced at the time and it's really a hobby).  Both from one of the top ten party schools in the USA, University of Georgia in Athens.

Totally fucking useless but great for posting mindless shit here.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Mundungus on June 27, 2013, 01:15:58 PM
Bachelor's degree in English minor in Japanese (really five credits away from being a second bachelor's degree, but didn't finish because I was getting divorced at the time and it's really a hobby).  Both from one of the top ten party schools in the USA, University of Georgia in Athens.

Totally fucking useless but great for posting mindless shit here.

When did you graduate?
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: GAY on June 27, 2013, 01:17:06 PM
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In all seriousness though I am curious about what pals have a college degree and what the degree is in?
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I have a bachelor's degree in nursing and and plan to continue my studies to become a CRNA (Certified Registered Nurse Anesthetist).

EDIT:  I believe Rocuronium is a pediatrician.
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Wife is about to get her MSN. Nursing is no joke. Digging impacted feces for 24 bucks an hour.

I know queens on SMB who will do that shit for free.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: layzieyez on June 27, 2013, 01:17:31 PM
June 1999.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Mundungus on June 27, 2013, 01:21:00 PM
June 1999.

Michael Housers' son was my roommate until I transferred to GSU. Athens is fun and all but I dont really like the whole crunchy heady frat boy combo thing its got going on.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: heritage on June 27, 2013, 01:25:17 PM
I also think the negative/positive rep feature here is hilariously fascist.

Skateboarders like to consider (read: pretend) themselves so 'outsider' and 'individual', so it's a wonder to me there's a system in place here that encourages and celebrates group think and castigation for those who oppose. If you don't think like me you're wrong!!

Slapocrites.com
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Post by: Jackburton on June 27, 2013, 01:27:19 PM
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There are a lot of good people here, but the majority here are numbnutted assholes and a great representation of skateboarders on the whole.

I get a kick out of two distinct groups...the lemmings and the cool guys. Lemmings will generally 'back' anything that a worthless asshole like Jason Dill puts out. If a certain pro's name is attached, it's backed. Even though said pro is a pile of garbage. Sheep.

The cool guys will usually chime in with something completely off topic, irrelevant and/or nonsensical whenever the conversation gets too heavy about the business side of skateboarding. As if to remind everyone how lame they are for talking about the $$$ side of skateboarding. They generally hate Nike, Adidas, Converse, etc...when their 'core' brands are doing the exact same thing - in principle - as the evil empires. Then, they wonder why skateboarders get taken advantage of in big business. It's for that exact reason...because their feeble little minds can't understand that even their biggest heroes are making money from skateboarding. They can barely manage their own checking account so they can't possibly feel comfortable talking about the role of money in skateboarding.
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so what is your degree in?
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Psychology from Columbia University. I work with at risk youth in Philly.
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That's rad! I have a sociology degree from the University of Maryland. I'm about to start a job as a case manager at a transitional housing program.
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I'm a year out from a psych degree at the University of Missouri at Kansas City.  I want to do art therapy for people with PTSD.  Apparently I'd be better off going for a Master's, but I think I might find a job first and then look at getting my Master's of Social Work in a year or two.
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From what I've been told by friends that have MSW's (and graduate degrees in general), it is a good idea to work for a few years before going back to school. It makes sense. You gain experience and knowledge that people who go straight for their Master's don't get.

If you have the means get it asap.  It's easier when you're younger and already used to writing papers and doing coursework.  You might doubt yourself during the first semester, but just do it.  Believe me when you graduate again you won't regret it.  I guess Im the type of person who if I put something off it never really gets finished.  I could see going back to school as something to change your life up again and like someone said, you will have made contacts and have experience.  I still say if you can swing it financially then just get it sooner than later.  Don't even take the semester off, just go back at it.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: SodaJerk on June 27, 2013, 01:28:13 PM
I'm goddamn mensa, but then I'm not yer average slapper. *wink, wink...makes blowjob sign with tongue...runs toward chair and then jumps on it and knocks it back while riding it and has arms stretched out to both sides with fingers extended...then pretends to fall down in a heap and starts to roll towards stage left, locking eyes with everyone in the audience...next, jumps straight up and yells, "WOW!"...upon landing shoots hands straight out to the sides, brings them forward with a loud clap, sticks hips out to the right, purses lips...finally a jazzy cymbal beat (tssssss-ts-ts-tsssssss-ts-ts-tttsssss) gets me movin' and exit stage right...CURTAIN!*
Ditto
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Post by: SodaJerk on June 27, 2013, 01:30:18 PM
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I'm goddamn mensa, but then I'm not yer average slapper. *wink, wink...makes blowjob sign with tongue...runs toward chair and then jumps on it and knocks it back while riding it and has arms stretched out to both sides with fingers extended...then pretends to fall down in a heap and starts to roll towards stage left, locking eyes with everyone in the audience...next, jumps straight up and yells, "WOW!"...upon landing shoots hands straight out to the sides, brings them forward with a loud clap, sticks hips out to the right, purses lips...finally a jazzy cymbal beat (tssssss-ts-ts-tsssssss-ts-ts-tttsssss) gets me movin' and exit stage right...CURTAIN!*
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You are going to have to dumb that down a little for us blithering idiots, how's this...

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OMGTHATSME!!!
Gay, You're Louie Spence? Figures. Good work Seamus
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: layzieyez on June 27, 2013, 01:33:04 PM
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June 1999.
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Michael Housers' son was my roommate until I transferred to GSU. Athens is fun and all but I dont really like the whole crunchy heady frat boy combo thing its got going on.
I was never a part of that scene nor was I considered a townie.  Most of my friends were in art school or musicians in local bands or djing at the radio station or just into weird stuff like starting a pirate radio station or whatever.  Square pegs in round holes.
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Post by: Mundungus on June 27, 2013, 01:37:19 PM
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June 1999.
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Michael Housers' son was my roommate until I transferred to GSU. Athens is fun and all but I dont really like the whole crunchy heady frat boy combo thing its got going on.
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I was never a part of that scene nor was I considered a townie.  Most of my friends were in art school or musicians in local bands or djing at the radio station or just into weird stuff like starting a pirate radio station or whatever.  Square pegs in round holes.

Well you got lucky then cause after being there for two years I about wanted to jump off the top of the GA theatre.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: dillanharp on June 27, 2013, 01:42:49 PM
How clever am I? I'm a motherfucking fox, you hear me? A FOX.

Seriously, the poll says "clever."
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: GAY on June 27, 2013, 01:48:06 PM
I also think the negative/positive rep feature here is hilariously fascist.

Skateboarders like to consider (read: pretend) themselves so 'outsider' and 'individual', so it's a wonder to me there's a system in place here that encourages and celebrates group think and castigation for those who oppose. If you don't think like me you're wrong!!

Slapocrites.com

I know right? It's almost like skateboarders are human after all.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: JB on June 27, 2013, 02:02:22 PM
since were proving our actual smartness i have a bachelors of fine arts in graphic design. i work in marketing at a university.
i like to act like im smarter than i am.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: layzieyez on June 27, 2013, 02:10:49 PM
I like to pretend I'm dumber.  It's like showing up at a spot and dudes are looking all serious about skateboarding and I intentionally push mongo and mob tricks/look sketch on purpose.  Then when I know they're ignoring me and I've warmed up I'll actually start doing stuff.

This shit ain't a fucking pop quiz and neither is skateboarding.  I don't like feeling like I am a performer and I don't expect everything that comes out of me to be sprinkled with genius or anything remotely resembling that.  Fuck that shit.

Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: GAY on June 27, 2013, 02:34:40 PM
I like to pretend I'm dumber.  It's like showing up at a spot and dudes are looking all serious about skateboarding and I intentionally push mongo and mob tricks/look sketch on purpose.  Then when I know they're ignoring me and I've warmed up I'll actually start doing stuff.

This shit ain't a fucking pop quiz and neither is skateboarding.  I don't like feeling like I am a performer and I don't expect everything that comes out of me to be sprinkled with genius or anything remotely resembling that.  Fuck that shit.



Therein lies your genius.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on June 27, 2013, 02:53:49 PM
i just gradiated from collage
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Sandy Eggo on June 27, 2013, 03:27:24 PM
i just gradiated from collage
did ya getcha one of dem dicklomas I be hearin bout?
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Post by: foureyedjim on June 27, 2013, 03:37:25 PM
I can get A's in most of my Uni Biology classes but when it comes to discussing more abstract stuff I'm kind of an idiot.  I've been in the US for quite a while but sometimes I still feel regular when I try to explain things
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: alka-seltzer on June 27, 2013, 03:39:15 PM
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I'm goddamn mensa, but then I'm not yer average slapper. *wink, wink...makes blowjob sign with tongue...runs toward chair and then jumps on it and knocks it back while riding it and has arms stretched out to both sides with fingers extended...then pretends to fall down in a heap and starts to roll towards stage left, locking eyes with everyone in the audience...next, jumps straight up and yells, "WOW!"...upon landing shoots hands straight out to the sides, brings them forward with a loud clap, sticks hips out to the right, purses lips...finally a jazzy cymbal beat (tssssss-ts-ts-tsssssss-ts-ts-tttsssss) gets me movin' and exit stage right...CURTAIN!*
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You are going to have to dumb that down a little for us blithering idiots, how's this...

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OMGTHATSME!!!

i come hear to laugh! THIS made my day. THIS SHOULD BE PASTED ON THE FORUM FEEDER THIS WEEK!
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: layzieyez on June 27, 2013, 03:55:22 PM
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June 1999.
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Michael Housers' son was my roommate until I transferred to GSU. Athens is fun and all but I dont really like the whole crunchy heady frat boy combo thing its got going on.
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I was never a part of that scene nor was I considered a townie.  Most of my friends were in art school or musicians in local bands or djing at the radio station or just into weird stuff like starting a pirate radio station or whatever.  Square pegs in round holes.
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Well you got lucky then cause after being there for two years I about wanted to jump off the top of the GA theatre.
I'm sorry they got to you.  I used to deliver pizza for a downtown italian eatery and I used to slow down to let those drunken frat boys cross the street when I was trying to get out of downtown to deliver.  Each time they would take their sweet time and piss me off in the process.  Since I drove stick, I learned that the best way to deal with them was to continue careening toward them in neutral and revving my engine like I was going to plow them down.  Fuckers would run each time.  I learned to apply this to everything that would bother me about them.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Mundungus on June 27, 2013, 04:16:28 PM
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June 1999.
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Michael Housers' son was my roommate until I transferred to GSU. Athens is fun and all but I dont really like the whole crunchy heady frat boy combo thing its got going on.
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I was never a part of that scene nor was I considered a townie.  Most of my friends were in art school or musicians in local bands or djing at the radio station or just into weird stuff like starting a pirate radio station or whatever.  Square pegs in round holes.
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Well you got lucky then cause after being there for two years I about wanted to jump off the top of the GA theatre.
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I'm sorry they got to you.  I used to deliver pizza for a downtown italian eatery and I used to slow down to let those drunken frat boys cross the street when I was trying to get out of downtown to deliver.  Each time they would take their sweet time and piss me off in the process.  Since I drove stick, I learned that the best way to deal with them was to continue careening toward them in neutral and revving my engine like I was going to plow them down.  Fuckers would run each time.  I learned to apply this to everything that would bother me about them.

What would probably throw you for a loop these days is the new breed of frat boy. The druggie jam band loving frat boy. They like to talk about crystals, fractals, and also drink and haze. Nowhere Bar is full of those types. I can only explain to so many people why I don't worship Phish like everyone else in Athens.
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Post by: heckler on June 27, 2013, 04:23:41 PM
More power to you guys for living out there. I've considered transferring, but I hate that small college town vibe.
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Post by: Mundungus on June 27, 2013, 04:25:04 PM
the streets are also incredibly shitty to roll on..in a car or on a board
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Post by: Pearl on June 27, 2013, 04:42:12 PM
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Post by: Dark Knight on June 27, 2013, 05:00:53 PM
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In all seriousness though I am curious about what pals have a college degree and what the degree is in?
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I have a bachelor's degree in nursing and and plan to continue my studies to become a CRNA (Certified Registered Nurse Anesthetist).

EDIT:  I believe Rocuronium is a pediatrician.
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Wife is about to get her MSN. Nursing is no joke. Digging impacted feces for 24 bucks an hour.

I get paid more than that, but I work nights in a Level 1 trauma hospital.  Never had to deal with fecal impactions, but I've seen some crazy shit (I work in a neuro trauma unit).  I can also insert a catheter in with the swiftness.  Haha

Where do you guys live?
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Post by: paraquat on June 27, 2013, 05:04:04 PM
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In all seriousness though I am curious about what pals have a college degree and what the degree is in?
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I have a bachelor's degree in nursing and and plan to continue my studies to become a CRNA (Certified Registered Nurse Anesthetist).

EDIT:  I believe Rocuronium is a pediatrician.
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Wife is about to get her MSN. Nursing is no joke. Digging impacted feces for 24 bucks an hour.
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I get paid more than that, but I work nights in a Level 1 trauma hospital.  Never had to deal with fecal impactions, but I've seen some crazy shit (I work in a neuro trauma unit).  I can also insert a catheter in with the swiftness.  Haha

Where do you guys live?

Even on an obese woman? Just fucking around..not gunna Play into the nurse beef.

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Post by: sexualhelon on June 27, 2013, 05:39:10 PM
Generally I am a fucking idiot but if you catch me in the 2 minutes post-coitus I could explain quantum mechanics if I had to.

Pillow talk with you must be an amazing learning experience.
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Post by: 360 frip on June 27, 2013, 06:17:04 PM
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Pretty fucking stupid.� I mean look at this jackass who thinks Spitfire and Bones are deck companies:

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you've been lapping it up for ten years so
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Have you skated their wheels? Probably not more than once.


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You shouldn't be skating board companies wheels in the first place.
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Like Spitfire (Deluxe) and Bones (Powell)?

You shouldn't be missing the point entirely, but hey, I can't help you being a fucktard.
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Yep, you missed 90% of the context there (which wasn't quoted) and still completely missed my point.




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Feel free to explain the context.  You'd actually be hitting two birds with one stone.  You'd be getting your explanation out and further showing the stupidity of the average slapper.  According to your quote you also imply that you think DLX is a board company.

Well, you can read the context from, well the context! I was saying Deluxe makes wheels, boards and trucks. Similarly, Crailtap makes boards, wheels, trucks and shoes.

Fuck it. I think I'm turning into the Duff man.

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Post by: LESBIAN on June 27, 2013, 06:23:42 PM
i think we are all very smart
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Post by: annoyedwithskating on June 27, 2013, 07:46:59 PM
i am the smaRTesT. and gipper isnt very smart, he is just relatively knowledgeable. that is, relative to the regular kids he talks down to.
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Post by: L33Tg33k on June 27, 2013, 08:13:16 PM
Rather than claiming how smart we are, shouldn't we be judging how smart we think other posters are instead? 69 is probably the smartest poster.
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Post by: Mundungus on June 27, 2013, 08:42:56 PM
I heard ppl on the thrasher forum were so much more dumber than us
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Post by: GOKU on June 27, 2013, 08:46:19 PM
This forum was cool as fuck 10 years ago. #DME #HOTCREW57 #wherethefuckisJA$ONWEAR
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Post by: GOKU on June 27, 2013, 08:46:52 PM
Let alone the fact that Crailtap and Big Brother forums used to actually be a thing
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Post by: Paletta on June 27, 2013, 08:56:23 PM
In all seriousness though I am curious about what pals have a college degree and what the degree is in?

I have just over a year to go til I finish a Civil and Structural Engineering degree. Well maybe a little longer after sitting a couple of shocking exams last week. I blame too many distractions from slap and all the weird news in skateboarding this year for my lack of preparation haha
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Post by: papasmurfsdog on June 27, 2013, 09:03:22 PM
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I have just over a year to go til I finish a Civil and Structural Engineering degree. Well maybe a little longer after sitting a couple of shocking exams last week. I blame too many distractions from slap and all the weird news in skateboarding this year for my lack of preparation haha

The day before every test, I open a tab to slap every 10 fucking minutes. Resorted to studying in places without internet.
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Post by: 360 frip on June 27, 2013, 09:07:17 PM
I heard ppl on the thrasher forum were so much more dumber than us

Might be a side-effect of being closer to Phelps.
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Post by: Paletta on June 27, 2013, 09:08:02 PM
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I have just over a year to go til I finish a Civil and Structural Engineering degree. Well maybe a little longer after sitting a couple of shocking exams last week. I blame too many distractions from slap and all the weird news in skateboarding this year for my lack of preparation haha
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The day before every test, I open a tab to slap every 10 fucking minutes. Resorted to studying in places without internet.

Yeah I think Im gonna have to start doing that too. Don't have the will power I thought I did.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Will Easley on June 27, 2013, 09:15:13 PM
i am the smaRTesT. and gipper isnt very smart, he is just relatively knowledgeable. that is, relative to the regular kids he talks down to.

haha yeah I think he does sorta prey on the weak, that's when he's got the most moxie & confidence. In any debate where the other person isn't regular & actually has a valid point, he usually sabotages himself after a few heated exchanges. "Gipper Status" shouldnt be at the top of the slap intelligence food chain. this would be a very sad & cold place if it was
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Post by: Vxcorcist on June 27, 2013, 09:19:32 PM
I also think the negative/positive rep feature here is hilariously fascist.

Skateboarders like to consider (read: pretend) themselves so 'outsider' and 'individual', so it's a wonder to me there's a system in place here that encourages and celebrates group think and castigation for those who oppose. If you don't think like me you're wrong!!

Slapocrites.com

I FEEL YA DAWG
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Post by: gutterhead. on June 27, 2013, 09:26:56 PM
GAY is obviously the smartest guy here
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Post by: Mouth on June 27, 2013, 10:05:24 PM
The Gipper may have written 20,000 well-informed essays on Slap over the years. But it would probably have been smarter to put all that effort into something else.
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Post by: neko on June 27, 2013, 10:43:58 PM
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There are a lot of good people here, but the majority here are numbnutted assholes and a great representation of skateboarders on the whole.

I get a kick out of two distinct groups...the lemmings and the cool guys. Lemmings will generally 'back' anything that a worthless asshole like Jason Dill puts out. If a certain pro's name is attached, it's backed. Even though said pro is a pile of garbage. Sheep.

The cool guys will usually chime in with something completely off topic, irrelevant and/or nonsensical whenever the conversation gets too heavy about the business side of skateboarding. As if to remind everyone how lame they are for talking about the $$$ side of skateboarding. They generally hate Nike, Adidas, Converse, etc...when their 'core' brands are doing the exact same thing - in principle - as the evil empires. Then, they wonder why skateboarders get taken advantage of in big business. It's for that exact reason...because their feeble little minds can't understand that even their biggest heroes are making money from skateboarding. They can barely manage their own checking account so they can't possibly feel comfortable talking about the role of money in skateboarding.
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so what is your degree in?
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Psychology from Columbia University. I work with at risk youth in Philly.
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That's rad! I have a sociology degree from the University of Maryland. I'm about to start a job as a case manager at a transitional housing program.
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I'm a year out from a psych degree at the University of Missouri at Kansas City.  I want to do art therapy for people with PTSD.  Apparently I'd be better off going for a Master's, but I think I might find a job first and then look at getting my Master's of Social Work in a year or two.

A friend of mine has an MSW, used to work with kids at juvie. Got so burned out that he now just makes custom guitars. I think he makes more money now, too.

Oh, and since people are throwing it out there: BS, Environmental Studies. Woo woo.
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Post by: Dark Knight on June 27, 2013, 10:54:13 PM
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I have a bachelor's degree in nursing and and plan to continue my studies to become a CRNA (Certified Registered Nurse Anesthetist).

EDIT:  I believe Rocuronium is a pediatrician.
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Wife is about to get her MSN. Nursing is no joke. Digging impacted feces for 24 bucks an hour.
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I get paid more than that, but I work nights in a Level 1 trauma hospital.  Never had to deal with fecal impactions, but I've seen some crazy shit (I work in a neuro trauma unit).  I can also insert a catheter in with the swiftness.  Haha

Where do you guys live?
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Even on an obese woman? Just fucking around..not gunna Play into the nurse beef.

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I kind of get an "out" on female catheter insertion considering I'm a guy and most would rather have a woman do it.  And no nurse beef at all!  We're all in it to save some lives!  One love, mon.  Hahaha
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Post by: LESBIAN on June 27, 2013, 11:34:21 PM
jah!
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Post by: 360 frip on June 28, 2013, 05:15:53 AM
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i am the smaRTesT. and gipper isnt very smart, he is just relatively knowledgeable. that is, relative to the regular kids he talks down to.
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haha yeah I think he does sorta prey on the weak, that's when he's got the most moxie & confidence. In any debate where the other person isn't regular & actually has a valid point, he usually sabotages himself after a few heated exchanges. "Gipper Status" shouldnt be at the top of the slap intelligence food chain. this would be a very sad & cold place if it was

The Gipper may have written 20,000 well-informed essays on Slap over the years. But it would probably have been smarter to put all that effort into something else.

The top spot was a little tongue in cheek.

I'm not too sure how much having a university degree reflects intelligence either, possibly the opposite.
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Post by: plod on June 28, 2013, 06:01:10 AM
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i am the smaRTesT. and gipper isnt very smart, he is just relatively knowledgeable. that is, relative to the regular kids he talks down to.
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haha yeah I think he does sorta prey on the weak, that's when he's got the most moxie & confidence. In any debate where the other person isn't regular & actually has a valid point, he usually sabotages himself after a few heated exchanges. "Gipper Status" shouldnt be at the top of the slap intelligence food chain. this would be a very sad & cold place if it was
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The Gipper may have written 20,000 well-informed essays on Slap over the years. But it would probably have been smarter to put all that effort into something else.
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The top spot was a little tongue in cheek.

I'm not too sure how much having a university degree reflects intelligence either, possibly the opposite.

Yeah I have a honours bachelor of computer science degree and I consider myself pretty dumb. I blame skateboarding weed and alcohol. And slap
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Post by: heritage on June 28, 2013, 06:03:11 AM
I know right? It's almost like I'm that starved for attention I'm pretending to be a homosexual on a skateboard message board with long winded rants that are both boring and sad. What is a skateboard?

Valid point.
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Post by: layzieyez on June 28, 2013, 08:47:40 AM
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June 1999.
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Michael Housers' son was my roommate until I transferred to GSU. Athens is fun and all but I dont really like the whole crunchy heady frat boy combo thing its got going on.
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I was never a part of that scene nor was I considered a townie. �Most of my friends were in art school or musicians in local bands or djing at the radio station or just into weird stuff like starting a pirate radio station or whatever. �Square pegs in round holes.
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Well you got lucky then cause after being there for two years I about wanted to jump off the top of the GA theatre.
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I'm sorry they got to you.� I used to deliver pizza for a downtown italian eatery and I used to slow down to let those drunken frat boys cross the street when I was trying to get out of downtown to deliver.� Each time they would take their sweet time and piss me off in the process.� Since I drove stick, I learned that the best way to deal with them was to continue careening toward them in neutral and revving my engine like I was going to plow them down.� Fuckers would run each time.� I learned to apply this to everything that would bother me about them.
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What would probably throw you for a loop these days is the new breed of frat boy. The druggie jam band loving frat boy. They like to talk about crystals, fractals, and also drink and haze. Nowhere Bar is full of those types. I can only explain to so many people why I don't worship Phish like everyone else in Athens.
Who dragged you to the Nowhere Bar?  Roadhouse, Engine Room (or Emergency Room as I called it), Manhattan, and 40 watt was where I frequented.  My college radio buddies would get me on the guest list for pretty much any show I wanted.  I usually drank at my duplex or at neighbors/friends and wouldn't buy more than a pitcher outside.

My wife and I visited Athens last year and we both agreed we were lucky we went to school when we did.
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Post by: GAY on June 28, 2013, 09:19:34 AM
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Valid point.

I can't tell you how happy your confusion about who/what I am makes me.

The fact that I don't entertain you and in fact bore/sadden you? That's tough to take.
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Post by: Seamus_McShamebag on June 28, 2013, 09:35:22 AM
I'm sorry they got to you.  I used to deliver pizza for a downtown italian eatery and I used to slow down to let those drunken frat boys cross the street when I was trying to get out of downtown to deliver.  Each time they would take their sweet time and piss me off in the process. Since I drove stick, I learned that the best way to deal with them was to continue careening toward them in neutral and revving my engine like I was going to plow them down.  Fuckers would run each time.  I learned to apply this to everything that would bother me about them.

You're a good man and more humane than me.  I had a pack of frat fucks try to pull that with me but I kept driving.  One of the dudes thought he was calling my bluff and kept on coming with his brosephs in tow.  I ended up taking him out with my side mirror and checked in the rearview and saw him crumpled over on his knees in the street so I stopped and got out to see if he was ok while his buddies were helping him up.  We started yelling at each, he was bitching about me hitting him and I was bitching about him cracking my mirror and smearing Hawaiian Tropic all over a public roadway and a crowd started to gather.  The drama ended abruptly with mutual "fuck yous" but started to feel like there might be a riot with ol' Seamus mutilated body being paraded through the streets at one point.
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Post by: heritage on June 28, 2013, 09:36:00 AM
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Valid point.
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I can't tell you how happy your confusion about who/what I am makes me.

The fact that I don't entertain you and in fact bore/sadden you? That's tough to take.

The only confusion is I can't figure out if you're really this deluded or not. My guess is you are. You negging me tells me that I am getting to you because you fall for it every time. Every single time, like clockwork. It's funny because you are so feeble, but I know I shouldn't laugh at you. The saddest and most hilarious part is you're not even gay.
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Post by: GAY on June 28, 2013, 09:39:54 AM
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I know right? It's almost like I'm that starved for attention I'm pretending to be a homosexual on a skateboard message board with long winded rants that are both boring and sad. What is a skateboard?
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Valid point.
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I can't tell you how happy your confusion about who/what I am makes me.

The fact that I don't entertain you and in fact bore/sadden you? That's tough to take.
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The only confusion is I can't figure out if you're really this deluded or not. My guess is you are. You negging me tells me that I am getting to you because you fall for it every time. Every single time, like clockwork. It's hilarious, but I know I shouldn't laugh at you.

"Hmmmm.....to respond or not to respond. Heritage has framed his comment in such a way that regardless of my response or non-response, he wins either way. I know! I'll try the same tactic on him!"

If U read this you fell for it.

"Yes! Back to my delusional pretend homosexual life! LOLLOOLLOL"
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Post by: heritage on June 28, 2013, 09:42:22 AM
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I know right? It's almost like I'm that starved for attention I'm pretending to be a homosexual on a skateboard message board with long winded rants that are both boring and sad. What is a skateboard?
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Valid point.
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I can't tell you how happy your confusion about who/what I am makes me.

The fact that I don't entertain you and in fact bore/sadden you? That's tough to take.
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The only confusion is I can't figure out if you're really this deluded or not. My guess is you are. You negging me tells me that I am getting to you because you fall for it every time. Every single time, like clockwork. It's hilarious, but I know I shouldn't laugh at you.
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"Hmmmm.....to respond or not to respond. Heritage has framed his comment in such a way that regardless of my response or non-response, he wins either way. I know! I'll try the same tactic on him!"

If U read this you fell for it.

"Yes! Back to my delusional pretend homosexual life! LOLLOOLLOL"

And you keep responding. You can't help yourself. The negs are hilarious.
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Post by: GAY on June 28, 2013, 09:43:28 AM
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I know right? It's almost like I'm that starved for attention I'm pretending to be a homosexual on a skateboard message board with long winded rants that are both boring and sad. What is a skateboard?
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Valid point.
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I can't tell you how happy your confusion about who/what I am makes me.

The fact that I don't entertain you and in fact bore/sadden you? That's tough to take.
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The only confusion is I can't figure out if you're really this deluded or not. My guess is you are. You negging me tells me that I am getting to you because you fall for it every time. Every single time, like clockwork. It's hilarious, but I know I shouldn't laugh at you.
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"Hmmmm.....to respond or not to respond. Heritage has framed his comment in such a way that regardless of my response or non-response, he wins either way. I know! I'll try the same tactic on him!"

If U read this you fell for it.

"Yes! Back to my delusional pretend homosexual life! LOLLOOLLOL"
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And you keep responding. You can't help yourself. The negs are hilarious.

Pot, meet kettle.
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Post by: layzieyez on June 28, 2013, 10:27:47 AM
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I'm sorry they got to you.  I used to deliver pizza for a downtown italian eatery and I used to slow down to let those drunken frat boys cross the street when I was trying to get out of downtown to deliver.  Each time they would take their sweet time and piss me off in the process. Since I drove stick, I learned that the best way to deal with them was to continue careening toward them in neutral and revving my engine like I was going to plow them down.  Fuckers would run each time.  I learned to apply this to everything that would bother me about them.
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You're a good man and more humane than me.  I had a pack of frat fucks try to pull that with me but I kept driving.  One of the dudes thought he was calling my bluff and kept on coming with his brosephs in tow.  I ended up taking him out with my side mirror and checked in the rearview and saw him crumpled over on his knees in the street so I stopped and got out to see if he was ok while his buddies were helping him up.  We started yelling at each, he was bitching about me hitting him and I was bitching about him cracking my mirror and smearing Hawaiian Tropic all over a public roadway and a crowd started to gather.  The drama ended abruptly with mutual "fuck yous" but started to feel like there might be a riot with ol' Seamus mutilated body being paraded through the streets at one point.
Nah, I was by no means a good man at that point in my life.  To be perfectly honest, depending on my mood, even after they took off running, sometimes I would turn my car in the direction they were running like I really wanted to run them down because I really wanted to run them down.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: stab on June 28, 2013, 10:49:04 AM
I have a BS in chemistry and I'm about 6 months away from starting my Ph.D.  I'm a certified idiot that likes to spend my time playing with a piece of ply-wood around teenagers.
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Post by: UgolinoTheSignificant on June 28, 2013, 10:59:02 AM
since you asked, BSc in applied econ from cornell, starting a masters in optics at a "new ivy" lol
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Post by: happenstance on June 28, 2013, 11:09:42 AM
I went to Berkeley so I'mz hella smartz. I look like this

(http://www.nobelprize.org/nobel_prizes/peace/laureates/1996/ramos-horta.jpg)

I wear bow-ties on the daily.
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Post by: Makaveli on June 28, 2013, 11:58:26 AM
i'm a senior in college!
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Post by: stab on June 28, 2013, 12:06:16 PM
starting a masters in optics at a "new ivy" lol

Is optics a physics or materials science degree?
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Post by: chockfullofthat on June 28, 2013, 12:55:01 PM
I got 144 on this:  http://www.sporcle.com/games/g/world (http://www.sporcle.com/games/g/world)

I also have a piece of paper that says I'm an engineer, however, I once got a 22% on a final and failed the fundamentals of engineering 8 hour test.
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Post by: UgolinoTheSignificant on June 28, 2013, 12:57:40 PM
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Is optics a physics or materials science degree?

physics, but it's essentially an optical engineering program (what i applied for elsewhere)
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: stab on June 28, 2013, 01:21:04 PM
That's sick, especially coming in with an economics background.  I'm looking at some applied physics grad programs that have optics departments so I thought I'd ask.
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Post by: bumpnrun on June 28, 2013, 02:44:43 PM
MSc Stats.  I'm old as dust
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Post by: annoyedwithskating on June 30, 2013, 04:46:36 PM
There is something inherently stupid about this entire place. Ergo, coming here is evidence that you are stupid.
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Post by: KOOL MIKE on July 01, 2013, 01:14:47 AM
i didn't finish high school, i then went to community college and attemped the same class 3 times and failed. i now wash dishes and put labels on things, DDUUUURRRRGGGGHH
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Post by: 4LOM on July 01, 2013, 02:04:43 AM
There is something inherently stupid about this entire place. Ergo, coming here is evidence that you are stupid.

You're missing a premise, but the argument goes:

All slap forums are places that are stupid
All places that are stupid are visited by mostly stupid people
All slap forums are visited by mostly stupid people

That way, if you're on slap it's evidence that you're stupid.

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Post by: Fake Tits on July 01, 2013, 02:11:01 AM
When I'm super hungover and alone I like to watch friends re-runs when it's on TV.

I like Joey and Rachel the best.

I think that sums up my brain power.
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Post by: few123456789 on July 01, 2013, 02:53:39 AM
What I like about Slap is it's a good mix.  Some of the people here who don't have the fancy degrees have smart things to say.  Why don't we keep it at that?
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Post by: _UniversalTruth_ on July 01, 2013, 03:29:56 AM
When I am told "fuck off nazi" by a pal for being german, I do see a lack of education/ maturity on this forum.
Especially when the person is officially 23 years old and his e-mail ends with '.edu'.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Seamus_McShamebag on July 01, 2013, 07:06:18 AM
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There is something inherently stupid about this entire place. Ergo, coming here is evidence that you are stupid.
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You're missing a premise, but the argument goes:

All slap forums are places that are stupid
All places that are stupid are visited by mostly stupid people
All slap forums are visited by mostly stupid people

That way, if you're on slap it's evidence that you're stupid.



You're going to fuck up the curve if you come here using Socratic method when we are trying to argue how stupid we all are.

Hopefully this will help steer the ship back on course.  Here is a picture someone took of me recently at friends birthday party...

(http://i871.photobucket.com/albums/ab273/salfordkel/person-downsyndrome-kid_zps69c5148d.jpg)
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: few123456789 on July 01, 2013, 08:05:20 AM
since you asked, BSc in applied econ from cornell, starting a masters in optics at a "new ivy" lol
Not to put you down, but since you want to advertise your 8th standing Ivy degree on a message board, the AEM program is part of the state funded portion of the university.  You know what I'm talking about.

And no, I didn't go there. 
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Yu Dum on July 01, 2013, 08:23:37 AM
In all seriousness though I am curious about what pals have a college degree and what the degree is in?
I'm at the University of Memphis studying for my bachelors in Journalism. My focus is news broadcasting. I just started a year ago, so I'm still pretty new to the whole thing.
Also, I'm not the most intelligent person. I've learned to keep my mouth shut lately. Saved me heaps of trouble.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: UgolinoTheSignificant on July 01, 2013, 08:27:07 AM
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since you asked, BSc in applied econ from cornell, starting a masters in optics at a "new ivy" lol
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Not to put you down, but since you want to advertise your 8th standing Ivy degree on a message board, the AEM program is part of the state funded portion of the university.  You know what I'm talking about.

And no, I didn't go there.  

yea that program was a joke, what's your point?

edit: also i like how I'm "advertising" it when i just stated a fact as to where i went, i'd be the first to tell you the whole ivy designation doesn't mean shit, hence me pointing out how silly it is that schools desperately want be in the list of "new ivys"...marketing!
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: annoyedwithskating on July 01, 2013, 08:46:38 AM
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There is something inherently stupid about this entire place. Ergo, coming here is evidence that you are stupid.
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You're missing a premise, but the argument goes:

All slap forums are places that are stupid
All places that are stupid are visited by mostly stupid people
All slap forums are visited by mostly stupid people

That way, if you're on slap it's evidence that you're stupid.


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You're going to fuck up the curve if you come here using Socratic method when we are trying to argue how stupid we all are.

Hopefully this will help steer the ship back on course.  Here is a picture someone took of me recently at friends birthday party...

(http://i871.photobucket.com/albums/ab273/salfordkel/person-downsyndrome-kid_zps69c5148d.jpg)

that basic syllogism is Aristotle. see, stupid.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: few123456789 on July 01, 2013, 09:29:08 AM
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since you asked, BSc in applied econ from cornell, starting a masters in optics at a "new ivy" lol
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Not to put you down, but since you want to advertise your 8th standing Ivy degree on a message board, the AEM program is part of the state funded portion of the university.  You know what I'm talking about.

And no, I didn't go there.  
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yea that program was a joke, what's your point?

edit: also i like how I'm "advertising" it when i just stated a fact as to where i went, i'd be the first to tell you the whole ivy designation doesn't mean shit, hence me pointing out how silly it is that schools desperately want be in the list of "new ivys"...marketing!
Your use of the term "New Ivy" just put down all the schools on that list, which I haven't seen.  Just so you know, I sent a nice rejection letter to your alma matter to go somewhere else that wasn't the 8th piece of turd in the toilet.   

What the hell is a new Ivy?  You put it in quotes.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: SodaJerk on July 01, 2013, 09:45:40 AM
I don't believe academic achievements are a great measure of intelligence as many of the brightest people I know have failed or scraped by in educational study. There is a saying a heard not long ago that goes something like "Simple minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." I think this might sum up Slap somewhat.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: UgolinoTheSignificant on July 01, 2013, 09:49:29 AM
Congrats on getting in to your top choice bro, also I feel like it's rare to see someone on here crafting such artful metaphors
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: stab on July 01, 2013, 09:55:12 AM
There is a saying a heard not long ago that goes something like "Simple minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas."

luh this shit
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: GAY on July 01, 2013, 09:58:05 AM
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There is something inherently stupid about this entire place. Ergo, coming here is evidence that you are stupid.
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You're missing a premise, but the argument goes:

All slap forums are places that are stupid
All places that are stupid are visited by mostly stupid people
All slap forums are visited by mostly stupid people

That way, if you're on slap it's evidence that you're stupid.


[close]

You're going to fuck up the curve if you come here using Socratic method when we are trying to argue how stupid we all are.

Hopefully this will help steer the ship back on course.  Here is a picture someone took of me recently at friends birthday party...

(http://i871.photobucket.com/albums/ab273/salfordkel/person-downsyndrome-kid_zps69c5148d.jpg)

I knew U were a HOTTI! The fact that you've got such a big penis: HOTTI BONUS!
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Fenzadill on July 01, 2013, 10:12:57 AM
Most of this thread

South Park s10e02 - Enjoying the smell of your own farts (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM9jhGiIAFM#)
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: few123456789 on July 01, 2013, 11:32:23 AM
Congrats on getting in to your top choice bro, also I feel like it's rare to see someone on here crafting such artful metaphors
I'm in my '30s.  Nobody gives a shit where I went to school.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: the snake on July 01, 2013, 11:40:09 AM
it's time to realize that Slap is international, not only "american", so fuck off america and respect to the worldwide skate community
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: UgolinoTheSignificant on July 01, 2013, 11:45:26 AM
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Congrats on getting in to your top choice bro, also I feel like it's rare to see someone on here crafting such artful metaphors
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I'm in my '30s.  Nobody gives a shit where I went to school.
i wouldn't say that but probably should've reached the same conclusion
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: kook nukem on July 01, 2013, 11:50:46 AM
I'm studying electrical engineering, but I usually feel kinda stupid.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Pango on July 01, 2013, 12:01:27 PM
Despite my pic I do not attend Penn State but I'm currently going to enter my senior year at URI after transferring from Ithaca College and I'm a double major in Secondary Education and History.  Its good to know a lot of other Slappers know or are currently shearing the struggles of being a skater and being a full time student.  It sucks, as most of you would probably know, that being a student or even working (I work in a construction company over the summer) you can not get a lot of skating done on weekdays.  Legit during the school year I pretty much only skate weekends if weather up here is actually decent, but what I'm curious about are how much better are kids who are college age who do not go to school?  There is clearly an advantage I see depending on their job hours.

Yes I have been asked by some of the student I teach in Providence if they could skate with me, so damm awkward

real talk though I selected What!!!?!?! b/c honestly speaking we are constantly learning and that is one thing I love about being a teacher.  You learn even more from the students than most believe.  Also I hate those people who have the smartest person in the room vibe i.e Richie Jackson and usually those people are just compensating for something most likely regarding their ego
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: few123456789 on July 01, 2013, 12:15:22 PM
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Congrats on getting in to your top choice bro, also I feel like it's rare to see someone on here crafting such artful metaphors
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I'm in my '30s.  Nobody gives a shit where I went to school.
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i wouldn't say that but probably should've reached the same conclusion
(http://static-l3.blogcritics.org/10/03/24/130277/andy-bernard.jpg)
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: the snake on July 01, 2013, 12:15:47 PM
Despite my pic I do not attend Penn State but I'm currently going to enter my senior year at URI after transferring from Ithaca College and I'm a double major in Secondary Education and History.� Its good to know a lot of other Slappers know or are currently shearing the struggles of being a skater and being a full time student.� It sucks, as most of you would probably know, that being a student or even working (I work in a construction company over the summer) you can not get a lot of skating done on weekdays.� Legit during the school year I pretty much only skate weekends if weather up here is actually decent, but what I'm curious about are how much better are kids who are college age who do not go to school?� There is clearly an advantage I see depending on their job hours.

Yes I have been asked by some of the student I teach in Providence if they could skate with me, so damm awkward

real talk though I selected What!!!?!?! b/c honestly speaking we are constantly learning and that is one thing I love about being a teacher.� You learn even more from the students than most believe.� Also I hate those people who have the smartest person in the room vibe i.e Richie Jackson and usually those people are just compensating for something most likely regarding their ego
are you droid?
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: germy rogirs on July 01, 2013, 01:23:53 PM
for reference the iq is 69
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Pango on July 01, 2013, 01:39:30 PM
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Despite my pic I do not attend Penn State but I'm currently going to enter my senior year at URI after transferring from Ithaca College and I'm a double major in Secondary Education and History.� Its good to know a lot of other Slappers know or are currently shearing the struggles of being a skater and being a full time student.� It sucks, as most of you would probably know, that being a student or even working (I work in a construction company over the summer) you can not get a lot of skating done on weekdays.� Legit during the school year I pretty much only skate weekends if weather up here is actually decent, but what I'm curious about are how much better are kids who are college age who do not go to school?� There is clearly an advantage I see depending on their job hours.

Yes I have been asked by some of the student I teach in Providence if they could skate with me, so damm awkward

real talk though I selected What!!!?!?! b/c honestly speaking we are constantly learning and that is one thing I love about being a teacher.� You learn even more from the students than most believe.� Also I hate those people who have the smartest person in the room vibe i.e Richie Jackson and usually those people are just compensating for something most likely regarding their ego
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are you droid?


Yes I droid

(http://wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net/809EBF/ec-origin.boston.barstoolsports.com/files/2013/06/1372275443612.gif)
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: UgolinoTheSignificant on July 01, 2013, 04:04:50 PM
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Congrats on getting in to your top choice bro, also I feel like it's rare to see someone on here crafting such artful metaphors
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I'm in my '30s.  Nobody gives a shit where I went to school.
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i wouldn't say that but probably should've reached the same conclusion
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(http://static-l3.blogcritics.org/10/03/24/130277/andy-bernard.jpg)
oh shit didn't see that one coming. wow.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: _UniversalTruth_ on July 01, 2013, 04:42:15 PM
I might be as awkward as Ryan Lochte
Ryan Lochte Is Terrible At Interviews (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dlyCTswYH0#ws)
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: annoyedwithskating on July 01, 2013, 08:04:35 PM
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There is something inherently stupid about this entire place. Ergo, coming here is evidence that you are stupid.
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You're missing a premise, but the argument goes:

All slap forums are places that are stupid
All places that are stupid are visited by mostly stupid people
All slap forums are visited by mostly stupid people

That way, if you're on slap it's evidence that you're stupid.



My premise is implicit in the first sentence. "This entire place" includes anyone who comes here. Being inherently stupid would also apply to anyone coming here. Its pretty simple. You must be stupid too.  ;D
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on July 01, 2013, 08:18:10 PM
So am I supposed to be super smart or epicly dumb?

Will Easley- Who exactly have I backed down on an argument with? I pretty much argue with people who are wrong.

For the college shit- I went to two UCs. The first one didn't give grades but was located in a redwood forest next to the beach, which made it easier to get into than some other UCs, but smarter to go to because redwood forests and the beach are hella cool. The one I went to for my masters was ranked 3rd in the country for my program when I got in, then became 5th while I was there, and now apparently is ranked 8th. I like to take credit for that.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Will Easley on July 01, 2013, 08:35:23 PM
So am I supposed to be super smart or epicly dumb?

Will Easley- Who exactly have I backed down on an argument with? I pretty much argue with people who are wrong.


I never said you backed down, I said you easily get all riled up & start saying some dumb shit that pretty much ruins your own argument. Even if you're "right" you still manage to make yourself look like just as much as an idiot as the person you're arguing with. Im not gonna sit here & list examples, we've all seen it plenty of times.

But yo, weren't you supposed to make me focus by now tho? I coulda swore the Gipper I knew didnt make hollow threats. Like I've said before man you're just losing your touch. Theres new niggas taking over the game now, and you definitely looking like an overweight Shaq in a celtics jersey tryna keep up. All I ask is that you just go out with some dignity man, I aint tryna put you up there with all my other washed up favorites alongside Tracy McGrady & Brian Wenning. Seeing a Gipper rant nowadays is like watching Jordan play for the wizards or something. Don't put me thru that man, just pass the torch & go out on top before its too late.


but yea, anybody asking if they're super smart or epicly dumb is usually leaning more towards the latter. Just saying. I aint ever met a smart nigga who didnt know he was smart, ya know?
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: few123456789 on July 01, 2013, 08:55:51 PM
So am I supposed to be super smart or epicly dumb?

Will Easley- Who exactly have I backed down on an argument with? I pretty much argue with people who are wrong.

For the college shit- I went to two UCs. The first one didn't give grades but was located in a redwood forest next to the beach, which made it easier to get into than some other UCs, but smarter to go to because redwood forests and the beach are hella cool. The one I went to for my masters was ranked 3rd in the country for my program when I got in, then became 5th while I was there, and now apparently is ranked 8th. I like to take credit for that.

I don't agree with you, but I can tell you're smart. 
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: annoyedwithskating on July 01, 2013, 09:00:17 PM
Yeah, going to school doesn't mean you are smart. What we need to do is break down the different types of aptitudes. Also, we have to understand what it means to be intelligent in any sense. It also helps to measure the varying modes of interpretation and expression.  When we've covered those variables, we will assess cognitive states in relation to extrinsic stimulus. Then because of the disconnect between our cognitive minds and our emotional instincts as well as the individual experiences that we all have, we have to keep in mind that even though we are given similar information, we are also given differing information making it impossible to create a genuine contrast. But, we can always throw out information that "smart" people use. So yeah. Science is like cool. My friend works in information technology. Philosophy is for thinking about stuff. Aristotle, Plato and Socrates. Existential. Empiricism. Engineering. High fructose corn syrup. Sluts.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on July 01, 2013, 09:13:13 PM
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So am I supposed to be super smart or epicly dumb?

Will Easley- Who exactly have I backed down on an argument with? I pretty much argue with people who are wrong.

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I never said you backed down, I said you easily get all riled up & start saying some dumb shit that pretty much ruins your own argument. Even if you're "right" you still manage to make yourself look like just as much as an idiot as the person you're arguing with. Im not gonna sit here & list examples, we've all seen it plenty of times.

But yo, weren't you supposed to make me focus by now tho? I coulda swore the Gipper I knew didnt make hollow threats. Like I've said before man you're just losing your touch. Theres new niggas taking over the game now, and you definitely looking like an overweight Shaq in a celtics jersey tryna keep up. All I ask is that you just go out with some dignity man, I aint tryna put you up there with all my other washed up favorites alongside Tracy McGrady & Brian Wenning. Seeing a Gipper rant nowadays is like watching Jordan play for the wizards or something. Don't put me thru that man, just pass the torch & go out on top before its too late.


but yea, anybody asking if they're super smart or epicly dumb is usually leaning more towards the latter. Just saying. I aint ever met a smart nigga who didnt know he was smart, ya know?
Well, then I must be an idiot. When you say riled up, do you mean like writing 3 paragraphs in response to one sentence about you? How did you manage to get to -305 in under 2000 posts anyway?
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Will Easley on July 01, 2013, 09:20:49 PM
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So am I supposed to be super smart or epicly dumb?

Will Easley- Who exactly have I backed down on an argument with? I pretty much argue with people who are wrong.

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I never said you backed down, I said you easily get all riled up & start saying some dumb shit that pretty much ruins your own argument. Even if you're "right" you still manage to make yourself look like just as much as an idiot as the person you're arguing with. Im not gonna sit here & list examples, we've all seen it plenty of times.

But yo, weren't you supposed to make me focus by now tho? I coulda swore the Gipper I knew didnt make hollow threats. Like I've said before man you're just losing your touch. Theres new niggas taking over the game now, and you definitely looking like an overweight Shaq in a celtics jersey tryna keep up. All I ask is that you just go out with some dignity man, I aint tryna put you up there with all my other washed up favorites alongside Tracy McGrady & Brian Wenning. Seeing a Gipper rant nowadays is like watching Jordan play for the wizards or something. Don't put me thru that man, just pass the torch & go out on top before its too late.


but yea, anybody asking if they're super smart or epicly dumb is usually leaning more towards the latter. Just saying. I aint ever met a smart nigga who didnt know he was smart, ya know?
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Well, then I must be an idiot. When you say riled up, do you mean like writing 3 paragraphs in response to one sentence about you? How did you manage to get to -305 in under 2000 posts anyway?


come on now, you KNOW when I get riled up. that aint shit. And tryna bring up rep is weak as hell. we all already now Im like the SLAP anti-christ for all you old niggas tryna pretend to be the "cool kids" ona message board, so it really shouldnt be surprising why my "rep" is low. I think the better question is how a 30 year old man averages 7 posts a day on SLAP? #WhereTheyDoThatAt?
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on July 01, 2013, 09:56:36 PM
Once you get a job that requires sitting in front of a computer for long stretches you'll figure it out. Oh wait, you have that rap career that will definitely result in you becoming a superstar. Lucky you.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Will Easley on July 01, 2013, 10:14:14 PM
Once you get a job that requires sitting in front of a computer for long stretches you'll figure it out. Oh wait, you have that rap career that will definitely result in you becoming a superstar. Lucky you.

Riiiiiight, right. between this & that Puelo thread you gettin real good at this whole shitty excuse thing. Anyways since yall like to bring my rap career more than me nowadays, lemme give yall a lil update. I'm only 3 recording sessions away (all this week)from finishing my mixtape, so I wouldnt be too quick to judge anything until that drops.. Shit aint even get real yet, and you can best believe that Im on some next level shit NOBODY expected. i aint gon hype it up too much tho but sure enough time will tell. I got the upmost confidence in myself as well as the music to back it up. Actually, I got a single ive been eager to put out. i ahve the final mix but its still getting sent mastering, so its outta my hands. I DO however have some final mixes here on my computer. I was planning on giving SLAP a lil exclusive sometime soon just cuz I fucks with the community n whatnot, so if niggas want that NOW it can happen. anyways, I digress. gipper you trash, and you even dumber than i thought if you gon act like i didnt have some kinda back-up plan to supplement my rap aspirations. I do already have one year of college under my belt
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: doomstation55 on July 01, 2013, 10:28:17 PM
So yeah. Science is like cool. My friend works in information technology. Philosophy is for thinking about stuff. Aristotle, Plato and Socrates. Existential. Empiricism. Engineering. High fructose corn syrup. Sluts.

This is a good breakdown of typical Slap intelligence, for better or worse.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: BRIX SKWIKZ on July 01, 2013, 10:30:00 PM
IM IN THE MOOD FOR SOME NEW TUNES, POST IT DOOD
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Will Easley on July 01, 2013, 10:54:28 PM
IM IN THE MOOD FOR SOME NEW TUNES, POST IT DOOD

here's the final mix to my upcoming single. Mastering should make the overall sound a bit more "richer" & dynamic, but yeah, this is the foundation to what its gonna be

http://www.4shared.com/mp3/RovFdSNj/expensive_taste_bbs.html? (http://www.4shared.com/mp3/RovFdSNj/expensive_taste_bbs.html?)


A little backstory on this song: Every since I first started I always tried not to rap about money & too much material things because at the time I was a fucking high schooler that was making at the most minimum wage, so to rap about that shit would be cheesy, cliche, & unauthentic. HOWEVER, after crazy foreseen circumstances I've been put into a position that has me living at a much higher level, financially speaking. Like, I really CAN buy whatever I want n shit now. So basically this song is about my experiences making that transition. Its a song that on the surface is about indulgence & enjoying that kind of lifestyle but at the same time there's a humble undertone it that speaks on how people (myself) tend to place so much importance on material things & try so hard to substitute those things as real happiness.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Schmaltz on July 01, 2013, 11:01:19 PM
A. Who the fuck is gipper

B. Why is fred gall so good at skating but so bad at graffiti

C. I saw puleo today at the BQE spot who wants details.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: KOOL MIKE on July 01, 2013, 11:05:45 PM
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IM IN THE MOOD FOR SOME NEW TUNES, POST IT DOOD
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here's the final mix to my upcoming single. Mastering should make the overall sound a bit more "richer" & dynamic, but yeah, this is the foundation to what its gonna be

http://www.4shared.com/mp3/RovFdSNj/expensive_taste_bbs.html? (http://www.4shared.com/mp3/RovFdSNj/expensive_taste_bbs.html?)


A little backstory on this song: Every since I first started I always tried not to rap about money & too much material things because at the time I was a fucking high schooler that was making at the most minimum wage, so to rap about that shit would be cheesy, cliche, & unauthentic. HOWEVER, after crazy foreseen circumstances I've been put into a position that has me living at a much higher level, financially speaking. Like, I really CAN buy whatever I want n shit now. So basically this song is about my experiences making that transition. Its a song that on the surface is about indulgence & enjoying that kind of lifestyle but at the same time there's a humble undertone it that speaks on how people (myself) tend to place so much importance on material things & try so hard to substitute those things as real happiness.


you are a bitch emcee, not even  a real rhymer, you are a fake, bitches like you shouldnt be in this game, your not hard. leave the rhyming to real heads that respect the game i know ur fake because of the music you make only a punk ass 17 year old would listen or make the shit you make, and im tellin ya now if you make it, thats disrespecting every real emcee there is . motherfuckers like KOOL G RAP would be disgusted by this fake shit. big ups to the underground headds that kept it real even if there was no chance of making money,, its all about the love
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: 360 frip on July 01, 2013, 11:09:55 PM
I don't believe academic achievements are a great measure of intelligence as many of the brightest people I know have failed or scraped by in educational study. There is a saying a heard not long ago that goes something like "Simple minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas IS BA GAY?." I think this might sum up Slap somewhat.

Fixed.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Will Easley on July 01, 2013, 11:16:11 PM
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IM IN THE MOOD FOR SOME NEW TUNES, POST IT DOOD
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here's the final mix to my upcoming single. Mastering should make the overall sound a bit more "richer" & dynamic, but yeah, this is the foundation to what its gonna be

http://www.4shared.com/mp3/RovFdSNj/expensive_taste_bbs.html? (http://www.4shared.com/mp3/RovFdSNj/expensive_taste_bbs.html?)


A little backstory on this song: Every since I first started I always tried not to rap about money & too much material things because at the time I was a fucking high schooler that was making at the most minimum wage, so to rap about that shit would be cheesy, cliche, & unauthentic. HOWEVER, after crazy foreseen circumstances I've been put into a position that has me living at a much higher level, financially speaking. Like, I really CAN buy whatever I want n shit now. So basically this song is about my experiences making that transition. Its a song that on the surface is about indulgence & enjoying that kind of lifestyle but at the same time there's a humble undertone it that speaks on how people (myself) tend to place so much importance on material things & try so hard to substitute those things as real happiness.
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you are a bitch emcee, not even� a real rhymer, you are a fake, bitches like you shouldnt be in this game, your not hard. leave the rhyming to real heads that respect the game i know ur fake because of the music you make only a punk ass 17 year old would listen or make the shit you make, and im tellin ya now if you make it, thats disrespecting every real emcee there is . motherfuckers like KOOL G RAP would be disgusted by this fake shit. big ups to the underground headds that kept it real even if there was no chance of making money,, its all about the love

Explain to me how its fake when i just explained the whole purpose for the song? Aint nothin fake about my lyrics or subject matter. The only thing fake is your weak ass internet persona. Nigga didnt you go cry to SLAP about getting burned after fuckin some basic bitch? "THE KOOL MIKE IS MOST WORRIED FAM, SHOULD I GO TO A REGULAR DOCTOR OR A SPECIAL DICK DOCTOR!?" lol we not even in the same league. You should be more focused on getting your GED than making sure you keep real hip hop alive on a skateboarding message board. How is the 17 year old Will Easley gonna have more opportunity to get a decent job than you right now? fuck outta here!
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: KOOL MIKE on July 01, 2013, 11:22:12 PM
i dont care about nothin but hip hop, everything else and everyone else can die,, fuck it all

 take a note out this kids books he is probably younger than you and listen to this shit, it makes me happy that some kids are keepin it alive
Joey Bada$$ - Unorthodox (Dirty Version) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2d307wz-dHk#ws)



i still dont know if i got burnt by that bitch it went away a day later but who knows that sht could just be invisible, i still be fuckin bitches raw dog and not givin two fucks,,,,,,real heads represent all this fake rhymers can go back to thier boy scouts where they came from




Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: BRIX SKWIKZ on July 01, 2013, 11:28:59 PM
HERES NEW KANYE WEST
Kanye West Heard Em Say ft Adam Levine lyrics HD Low ) 01 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTTOvh9muas#ws)
WILL S NOT TOO FAR BEHIND ;)
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: KOOL MIKE on July 01, 2013, 11:31:17 PM
word up to the heads that kept it grimey none of this kanye pop star auto tune shit
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: papasmurfsdog on July 02, 2013, 12:19:39 AM
Its good to know a lot of other Slappers know or are currently shearing the struggles of being a skater and being a full time student. 

Nah. the only one shearing the struggles is camocan.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on July 02, 2013, 12:27:23 AM
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Once you get a job that requires sitting in front of a computer for long stretches you'll figure it out. Oh wait, you have that rap career that will definitely result in you becoming a superstar. Lucky you.
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Riiiiiight, right. between this & that Puelo thread you gettin real good at this whole shitty excuse thing. Anyways since yall like to bring my rap career more than me nowadays, lemme give yall a lil update. I'm only 3 recording sessions away (all this week)from finishing my mixtape, so I wouldnt be too quick to judge anything until that drops.. Shit aint even get real yet, and you can best believe that Im on some next level shit NOBODY expected. i aint gon hype it up too much tho but sure enough time will tell. I got the upmost confidence in myself as well as the music to back it up. Actually, I got a single ive been eager to put out. i ahve the final mix but its still getting sent mastering, so its outta my hands. I DO however have some final mixes here on my computer. I was planning on giving SLAP a lil exclusive sometime soon just cuz I fucks with the community n whatnot, so if niggas want that NOW it can happen. anyways, I digress. gipper you trash, and you even dumber than i thought if you gon act like i didnt have some kinda back-up plan to supplement my rap aspirations. I do already have one year of college under my belt
Damn. Look how much I made you type. Funniest part is your backpedaling from "I KNOW I'm going to be a superstar!!!!!" to "I aint gon hype it up too much tho." No shit you won't. The track you just released is trash. Umad.

Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Will Easley on July 02, 2013, 12:43:14 AM
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Once you get a job that requires sitting in front of a computer for long stretches you'll figure it out. Oh wait, you have that rap career that will definitely result in you becoming a superstar. Lucky you.
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Riiiiiight, right. between this & that Puelo thread you gettin real good at this whole shitty excuse thing. Anyways since yall like to bring my rap career more than me nowadays, lemme give yall a lil update. I'm only 3 recording sessions away (all this week)from finishing my mixtape, so I wouldnt be too quick to judge anything until that drops.. Shit aint even get real yet, and you can best believe that Im on some next level shit NOBODY expected. i aint gon hype it up too much tho but sure enough time will tell. I got the upmost confidence in myself as well as the music to back it up. Actually, I got a single ive been eager to put out. i ahve the final mix but its still getting sent mastering, so its outta my hands. I DO however have some final mixes here on my computer. I was planning on giving SLAP a lil exclusive sometime soon just cuz I fucks with the community n whatnot, so if niggas want that NOW it can happen. anyways, I digress. gipper you trash, and you even dumber than i thought if you gon act like i didnt have some kinda back-up plan to supplement my rap aspirations. I do already have one year of college under my belt
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Damn. Look how much I made you type. Funniest part is your backpedaling from "I KNOW I'm going to be a superstar!!!!!" to "I aint gon hype it up too much tho." No shit you won't. The track you just released is trash. Umad.




gipper yo weak ass trolling is ineffective. Type a lot? when I talk shit I always got a sizeable amount to say, thats nothing new. How IRONIC for the GIPPER to try to call someone out for typing too much. and I never backpeddled, i just wasnt gonna get too much into explaining why my album is about make waves. i got other threads for that shit. and 30 year old school teachers who are much lamer than they think are NOT my target audience, so i could care less what you think. you just saying its trash just to be saying something. But like I said tho man, you gettin weak as fuck on the boards. you really aint got shit to say anymore but the most basic of responses. a very good example of the stupidity of the average SLAP poster. but anyways i know you just tryna play it cool THIS thread, so all ima say is just dont get caught slippin nowhere else. Niggas aint gon threaten to focus me & act like ima just let that shit ride...You put tha target on ya own back!

(http://i1346.photobucket.com/albums/p690/WillEasley309/tumblr_mmtw9jsU5i1qcujoko1_400_zpsab7e0814.gif)
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on July 02, 2013, 12:54:58 AM
Just me thinking its bad? Remember when you said you'd focus if people found anything that was actually wrong with your raps, and everybody tore you apart? I know you do, I constantly remind you. You used to say "I KNOW I'm going to be a star." You still saying that? Because if you aren't, you are backpedaling. If you are, you are delusional.
We already went over the idea that I'm dumb. Remember, smart people know they are smart, right?
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Mouth on July 02, 2013, 01:02:36 AM
Somehow, I knew this thread would come into its own once Gipper made an appearance.

It was only a matter of time.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Will Easley on July 02, 2013, 01:05:36 AM
Just me thinking its bad? Remember when you said you'd focus if people found anything that was actually wrong with your raps, and everybody tore you apart? I know you do, I constantly remind you. You used to say "I KNOW I'm going to be a star." You still saying that? Because if you aren't, you are backpedaling. If you are, you are delusional.
We already went over the idea that I'm dumb. Remember, smart people know they are smart, right?


I just said a couple posts ago I have the utmost confidence in myself & have the music to back it up. even in that last post I said my shit was gonna make waves. How is that backpeddling from anything I've said before? oh that's right it isnt.

and as for that thread that whole shit was just an EFFECTIVE way to get some contructive criticism, even if it was mixed with some flaming just because I provoked the shit. It made me come up with more compelling song concepts & inspired me to incorporate more & more of my life experiences. That song I just posted up above wouldnt have came as good had I not had that feedback before, so obviously it worked. you can call me delusional all you want tho. ima competitive person so it only serves to motivate me. Niggas could call me the most garbage rapper ever and all id do is sit down & write songs for 5 hours straight, so at the end of the day any kind of feedback good or bad is just gonna fuel me. if you were smart you been ignored that shit, but instead of all you middle age clowns always wanna try to bring it up in these random threads as way to insult when you're only giving it more awareness & hyping me up. Keep talkin!
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on July 02, 2013, 01:12:50 AM
Ah, so I see you've decided to go with delusional.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Fake Tits on July 02, 2013, 01:43:34 AM
More power to you Will. I hope it all works out.

But I can't stand the " I love haters" "your hate fuels me" shit anymore.

Every time I read or hear some shit like that it makes me wanna fuck my ears with a chainsaw.

Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: my pregnant head on July 02, 2013, 05:30:24 AM
I really fail to see how people "backpedaling" or to put it another way "Reconsidering what they previously said and being sufficiently comfortable in themselves to change their minds without getting super defensive and butthurt"  is such a bad thing.

In my experience smart people don't need to spend their lives beating their chests about how smart they are or MORE IMPORTANTLY don't endlessly blather on about how dumb everyone else is which is in essence all that I've seen the Gipper do since I started lurking here who knows how long ago. I don't know how many times I've seen you respond to people's perfectly reasonable opinions with "you're an idiot" simply because they are different to your own. In all seriousness it kind of bums me out that somebody that is so uncomfortable with reasoned discussion or other peoples takes on things or the very notion of having their mind changed is in the business of educating young people.

Anyway, I'll leave you guys to it. I wonder if you are going to simply call me an idiot for having an opinion or  maybe highlight one tiny portion of what I've said and respond to it with a shitty "zinger" while you choose to ignore everything else or maybe you'll say you "made" me write 3 paragraphs as if that somehow deems you to be the "winner" or maybe you'll say I don't have enough posts to have an opinion. Can't wait to see...the suspense is killing me...
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: 360 frip on July 02, 2013, 05:51:21 AM
I really fail to see how people "backpedaling" or to put it another way "Reconsidering what they previously said and being sufficiently comfortable in themselves to change their minds without getting super defensive and butthurt"  is such a bad thing.

In my experience smart people don't need to spend their lives beating their chests about how smart they are or MORE IMPORTANTLY don't endlessly blather on about how dumb everyone else is which is in essence all that I've seen the Gipper do since I started lurking here who knows how long ago. I don't know how many times I've seen you respond to people's perfectly reasonable opinions with "you're an idiot" simply because they are different to your own. In all seriousness it kind of bums me out that somebody that is so uncomfortable with reasoned discussion or other peoples takes on things or the very notion of having their mind changed is in the business of educating young people.

Anyway, I'll leave you guys to it. I wonder if you are going to simply call me an idiot for having an opinion or  maybe highlight one tiny portion of what I've said and respond to it with a shitty "zinger" while you choose to ignore everything else or maybe you'll say you "made" me write 3 paragraphs as if that somehow deems you to be the "winner" or maybe you'll say I don't have enough posts to have an opinion. Can't wait to see...the suspense is killing me...

I think that is probably the dumbest part about this place. People don't properly read what you write or respect it is just an opinion or (even) it might be a joke. It is always "You don't know shit" etc.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: 4LOM on July 02, 2013, 06:22:12 AM

My premise is implicit in the first sentence. "This entire place" includes anyone who comes here. Being inherently stupid would also apply to anyone coming here. Its pretty simple. You must be stupid too. ? ;D

It's because I'm stupid that you should be considerate and make your premises explicit, we're not all new ivy engineers around here.


I wonder if you are going to simply call me an idiot for having an opinion or ? maybe highlight one tiny portion of what I've said and respond to it with a shitty "zinger" while you choose to ignore everything else or maybe you'll say you "made" me write 3 paragraphs as if that somehow deems you to be the "winner" or maybe you'll say I don't have enough posts to have an opinion.

Or maybe we'll just turn a mirror to your methods and feel superior by treating you like an object observed.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: troy on July 02, 2013, 06:42:18 AM
im pretty sure that we can all agree that everyone of us is stupid.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: my pregnant head on July 02, 2013, 06:43:37 AM
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My premise is implicit in the first sentence. "This entire place" includes anyone who comes here. Being inherently stupid would also apply to anyone coming here. Its pretty simple. You must be stupid too. ? ;D
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It's because I'm stupid that you should be considerate and make your premises explicit, we're not all new ivy engineers around here.


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I wonder if you are going to simply call me an idiot for having an opinion or ? maybe highlight one tiny portion of what I've said and respond to it with a shitty "zinger" while you choose to ignore everything else or maybe you'll say you "made" me write 3 paragraphs as if that somehow deems you to be the "winner" or maybe you'll say I don't have enough posts to have an opinion.
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Or maybe we'll just turn a mirror to your methods and feel superior by treating you like an object observed.

That's probably a reasonable criticism but I really wasn't trying to imply any sort of superiority on my part, I'm just as dumb as anybody else I guess I'm just smart enough to know I'm not right all the time. I was just  trying to draw attention to how predictable and evasive his set of responses are.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Pango on July 02, 2013, 07:37:50 AM
Yeah, going to school doesn't mean you are smart. What we need to do is break down the different types of aptitudes. Also, we have to understand what it means to be intelligent in any sense. It also helps to measure the varying modes of interpretation and expression.  When we've covered those variables, we will assess cognitive states in relation to extrinsic stimulus. Then because of the disconnect between our cognitive minds and our emotional instincts as well as the individual experiences that we all have, we have to keep in mind that even though we are given similar information, we are also given differing information making it impossible to create a genuine contrast. But, we can always throw out information that "smart" people use. So yeah. Science is like cool. My friend works in information technology. Philosophy is for thinking about stuff. Aristotle, Plato and Socrates. Existential. Empiricism. Engineering. High fructose corn syrup. Sluts.

agree the college world is actually an extremely pretentious world and a degree is just a title and doesnt prove anything.  Some of the smartest people I've ever never attended college.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Sarcasm on July 02, 2013, 07:53:04 AM
Yeah no kidding are we talking about street smart or school smart? I'd say the posters are about average.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: 4LOM on July 02, 2013, 08:31:26 AM
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Yeah, going to school doesn't mean you are smart. What we need to do is break down the different types of aptitudes. Also, we have to understand what it means to be intelligent in any sense. It also helps to measure the varying modes of interpretation and expression. ? When we've covered those variables, we will assess cognitive states in relation to extrinsic stimulus. Then because of the disconnect between our cognitive minds and our emotional instincts as well as the individual experiences that we all have, we have to keep in mind that even though we are given similar information, we are also given differing information making it impossible to create a genuine contrast. But, we can always throw out information that "smart" people use. So yeah. Science is like cool. My friend works in information technology. Philosophy is for thinking about stuff. Aristotle, Plato and Socrates. Existential. Empiricism. Engineering. High fructose corn syrup. Sluts.
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agree the college world is actually an extremely pretentious world and a degree is just a title and doesnt prove anything.?  Some of the smartest people I've ever never attended college.


Even though you can do well in school without being smart and smart without going to school. Uni provides knowledge and context for knowledge, so going to school makes for better smarts since it's informed smarts. 

Admittedly you can gain knowledge without school, but having an expert explain and strcuture to do the work, uni promotes becoming more knowledgeable than not going to school.

So, if you're smart but don't go to school, you do a disservice to your smarts by being less knowledgeable than you would be if you went to school.

Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: KOOL MIKE on July 02, 2013, 08:55:06 AM
yeah but motherfuckers can school em selves too,, i didnt actually listen to easy will easleys rhyme he posted im gonna do that now, i will tell you if it sucks or not
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: KOOL MIKE on July 02, 2013, 08:58:20 AM
only got a few bars into it , thought it was mad whack....i hate pop music
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: 360 frip on July 02, 2013, 09:04:21 AM
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Yeah, going to school doesn't mean you are smart. What we need to do is break down the different types of aptitudes. Also, we have to understand what it means to be intelligent in any sense. It also helps to measure the varying modes of interpretation and expression. ? When we've covered those variables, we will assess cognitive states in relation to extrinsic stimulus. Then because of the disconnect between our cognitive minds and our emotional instincts as well as the individual experiences that we all have, we have to keep in mind that even though we are given similar information, we are also given differing information making it impossible to create a genuine contrast. But, we can always throw out information that "smart" people use. So yeah. Science is like cool. My friend works in information technology. Philosophy is for thinking about stuff. Aristotle, Plato and Socrates. Existential. Empiricism. Engineering. High fructose corn syrup. Sluts.
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agree the college world is actually an extremely pretentious world and a degree is just a title and doesnt prove anything.?  Some of the smartest people I've ever never attended college.
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Even though you can do well in school without being smart and smart without going to school. Uni provides knowledge and context for knowledge, so going to school makes for better smarts since it's informed smarts. 

Admittedly you can gain knowledge without school, but having an expert explain and strcuture to do the work, uni promotes becoming more knowledgeable than not going to school.

So, if you're smart but don't go to school, you do a disservice to your smarts by being less knowledgeable than you would be if you went to school.


'Do a disservice to your smarts?'  How the fuck is smarts even a noun.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: 4LOM on July 02, 2013, 09:13:50 AM
'Do a disservice to your smarts?'?  How the fuck is smarts even a noun.

Yeah, that doesn't sound right, but I wanted to argue:

Being knowledge and smart is better than just being smart
You're more likely to become knowledgeable if you go to uni
So, if you're smart, going to uni is likely to make you better than not going

Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: The Nose Face on July 02, 2013, 09:27:25 AM
Somehow, I knew this thread would come into its own once Gipper made an appearance.

It was only a matter of time.

This is the time when Gip shines:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qga5eONXU_4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qga5eONXU_4#)
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Dumbo on July 02, 2013, 10:30:55 AM
I have a BComm, a MFin, and just recently finished my CFA. When it comes to the real world however im pretty fucking dumb. To our dear youngwilliam, that song/track/whatever was not in my tastes and flaunting what you have is the standard shallow ways of main stream rap. You say you CAN buy whatever you want, but we all know that's horseshit. Buying shoes/macbooks/shirts is quite a bit different than buying a house , and general grown man things. I've lost both my parents young and know what it's like to get an inheritance, but you seem to be burning through that shit like you're a baller. Find someone to handle your money or else you're going to be broke as fuck in a few years.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on July 02, 2013, 11:47:25 AM
I really fail to see how people "backpedaling" or to put it another way "Reconsidering what they previously said and being sufficiently comfortable in themselves to change their minds without getting super defensive and butthurt"  is such a bad thing.

In my experience smart people don't need to spend their lives beating their chests about how smart they are or MORE IMPORTANTLY don't endlessly blather on about how dumb everyone else is which is in essence all that I've seen the Gipper do since I started lurking here who knows how long ago. I don't know how many times I've seen you respond to people's perfectly reasonable opinions with "you're an idiot" simply because they are different to your own. In all seriousness it kind of bums me out that somebody that is so uncomfortable with reasoned discussion or other peoples takes on things or the very notion of having their mind changed is in the business of educating young people.

Anyway, I'll leave you guys to it. I wonder if you are going to simply call me an idiot for having an opinion or  maybe highlight one tiny portion of what I've said and respond to it with a shitty "zinger" while you choose to ignore everything else or maybe you'll say you "made" me write 3 paragraphs as if that somehow deems you to be the "winner" or maybe you'll say I don't have enough posts to have an opinion. Can't wait to see...the suspense is killing me...
What I mean by backpedalling isn't changing your mind, but is making a claim, such as "if anybody can find anything wrong with my songs I will focus my account," then when being called out on it, claiming that you never really meant that at all, or claiming that your original statement was misinterpreted and attempting to redefine what it means. Saying "good point, I'll reconsider" isn't the same.
I don't feel like going into the rest of your rant, but writing a short little insult that makes Easley write paragraphs is funny to me. Sorry. Most of the time I don't write just one sentence, I'm kinda known for ranting, but Easley makes it easy
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: KOOL MIKE on July 02, 2013, 11:54:47 AM
go on
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: KOOL MIKE on July 02, 2013, 11:56:08 AM
KOOL MIKE is a douchebag possibly even a douche-fag but he will never be on gipper/easy will easly status
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Will Easley on July 02, 2013, 12:13:52 PM
I have a BComm, a MFin, and just recently finished my CFA. When it comes to the real world however im pretty fucking dumb. To our dear youngwilliam, that song/track/whatever was not in my tastes and flaunting what you have is the standard shallow ways of main stream rap. You say you CAN buy whatever you want, but we all know that's horseshit. Buying shoes/macbooks/shirts is quite a bit different than buying a house , and general grown man things. I've lost both my parents young and know what it's like to get an inheritance, but you seem to be burning through that shit like you're a baller. Find someone to handle your money or else you're going to be broke as fuck in a few years.


Ha, Don't even trip I gotta financial advisor Who handles my shit, & more than half of what I got is placed ina trust I can't touch until I'm 30 (my own desicion). Like I said, the song all about my own experiences & is deeper than just flaunting shit. I tried to make it somewhat of a mix between vanity & humility.


Lol at "the Kool mike" for not even listening to it before that crybaby rant he made before. Nigga is weak as fuck. Got all the opinions in the world but can't use em for anything because hes too occupied washing dishes. Lol get off my dick ain't nobody tryna hear you sit there & be mad at the fact that I like to rap. �Hey, at least if this rap shit don't work out I got an education to fall back on right?

And Gipper already know what it is when it comes these threads. Straight Batman/Joker shit
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: GAY on July 02, 2013, 12:17:31 PM

agree the college world is actually an extremely pretentious world and a degree is just a title and doesnt prove anything.  Some of the smartest people I've ever never attended college.

I know it was a mistake but your sentence above just makes me laugh quite a lot.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Fenzadill on July 02, 2013, 12:19:59 PM
This is pretty obvious but I think you guys might be taking the message board too seriously.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on July 02, 2013, 12:31:35 PM

...Like I said, the song all about my own experiences & is deeper than just flaunting shit. I tried to make it somewhat of a mix between vanity & humility....


... Nigga is weak as fuck. Got all the opinions in the world but can't use em for anything because hes too occupied washing dishes. Lol ...

So much humility.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: UgolinoTheSignificant on July 02, 2013, 12:34:11 PM
I have a BComm, a MFin, and just recently finished my CFA. When it comes to the real world however im pretty fucking dumb. To our dear youngwilliam, that song/track/whatever was not in my tastes and flaunting what you have is the standard shallow ways of main stream rap. You say you CAN buy whatever you want, but we all know that's horseshit. Buying shoes/macbooks/shirts is quite a bit different than buying a house , and general grown man things. I've lost both my parents young and know what it's like to get an inheritance, but you seem to be burning through that shit like you're a baller. Find someone to handle your money or else you're going to be broke as fuck in a few years.
props to you man, I work in finance now, and had the opportunity to get the CFA, but i hate this industry so much. I couldn't justify memorizing math and options pricing related to exchange systems made up by human beings, math that defies nature and logic and any other application. That's why i am going for a career change, the finance world just bums me out so hard, I couldn't spend so much time learning things to not actually produce anything, working with people who claim to know exactly how economics work, yet never improve or change the system that keeps hiccupping at the expense of the working people. I spent a lot of time researching behavioral economics and the work of smart people like richard thaler, nassim taleb, paul jorion, and and robert shiller, but there is just so much misinformation and purposefully confusing reports and analysis out there and the status quo and the common debates are just all built on faulty assumptions and the wrong ideas. Props for sticking with it.

And will easley you fucking suck. Keep swallowing the egocentric, superstar life purpose that the Man wants you to believe to keep you from actually acquiring human capital.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: KOOL MIKE on July 02, 2013, 12:35:48 PM
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I have a BComm, a MFin, and just recently finished my CFA. When it comes to the real world however im pretty fucking dumb. To our dear youngwilliam, that song/track/whatever was not in my tastes and flaunting what you have is the standard shallow ways of main stream rap. You say you CAN buy whatever you want, but we all know that's horseshit. Buying shoes/macbooks/shirts is quite a bit different than buying a house , and general grown man things. I've lost both my parents young and know what it's like to get an inheritance, but you seem to be burning through that shit like you're a baller. Find someone to handle your money or else you're going to be broke as fuck in a few years.
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Ha, Don't even trip I gotta financial advisor Who handles my shit, & more than half of what I got is placed ina trust I can't touch until I'm 30 (my own desicion). Like I said, the song all about my own experiences & is deeper than just flaunting shit. I tried to make it somewhat of a mix between vanity & humility.


Lol at "the Kool mike" for not even listening to it before that crybaby rant he made before. Nigga is weak as fuck. Got all the opinions in the world but can't use em for anything because hes too occupied washing dishes. Lol get off my dick ain't nobody tryna hear you sit there & be mad at the fact that I like to rap. �Hey, at least if this rap shit don't work out I got an education to fall back on right?

And Gipper already know what it is when it comes these threads. Straight Batman/Joker shit

you forgot the capitals faggot, now that pissed me off... well i had heard your previous shit that other time you said you would bail if fools talked shit than everyone talked shit.. but when i read that shit you wrote just before about how you said you took all that advice and worked on your writing and beats and concepts  and alll that, i thought fuck maybe this dude did change his shit up and i just came out and cold dissed this guy, and i was like shit i better give this new song a chance.... but nope it was the exact same shit as before , bland radio pop music.... im curious who ur favourite MC's are?  annd man im not mad at the fact you like to rap thats awesome, im mad at what you choose to rap, you diss every MC that founded this shit when you pick that pop star shit.... you are the motherfuckers that keep the kids out there blind.. its my duty as a hip hop lover to diss guys like you every chance i get,, the real hip hop heads no where im coming from
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Fenzadill on July 02, 2013, 12:40:01 PM
you forgot the capitals faggot, now that pissed me off... well i had heard your previous shit that other time you said you would bail if fools talked shit than everyone talked shit.. but when i read that shit you wrote just before about how you said you took all that advice and worked on your writing and beats and concepts  and alll that, i thought fuck maybe this dude did change his shit up and i just came out and cold dissed this guy, and i was like shit i better give this new song a chance.... but nope it was the exact same shit as before , bland radio pop music.... im curious who ur favourite MC's are?  annd man im not mad at the fact you like to rap thats awesome, im mad at what you choose to rap, you diss every MC that founded this shit when you pick that pop star shit.... you are the motherfuckers that keep the kids out there blind.. its my duty as a hip hop lover to diss guys like you every chance i get,, the real hip hop heads no where im coming from

KOOL MIKE is tight.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: KOOL MIKE on July 02, 2013, 01:17:02 PM
A. Who the fuck is gipper

B. Why is fred gall so good at skating but so bad at graffiti

C. I saw puleo today at the BQE spot who wants details.

what does fred gall write ?
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Will Easley on July 02, 2013, 01:25:51 PM
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I have a BComm, a MFin, and just recently finished my CFA. When it comes to the real world however im pretty fucking dumb. To our dear youngwilliam, that song/track/whatever was not in my tastes and flaunting what you have is the standard shallow ways of main stream rap. You say you CAN buy whatever you want, but we all know that's horseshit. Buying shoes/macbooks/shirts is quite a bit different than buying a house , and general grown man things. I've lost both my parents young and know what it's like to get an inheritance, but you seem to be burning through that shit like you're a baller. Find someone to handle your money or else you're going to be broke as fuck in a few years.
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Ha, Don't even trip I gotta financial advisor Who handles my shit, & more than half of what I got is placed ina trust I can't touch until I'm 30 (my own desicion). Like I said, the song all about my own experiences & is deeper than just flaunting shit. I tried to make it somewhat of a mix between vanity & humility.


Lol at "the Kool mike" for not even listening to it before that crybaby rant he made before. Nigga is weak as fuck. Got all the opinions in the world but can't use em for anything because hes too occupied washing dishes. Lol get off my dick ain't nobody tryna hear you sit there & be mad at the fact that I like to rap. �Hey, at least if this rap shit don't work out I got an education to fall back on right?

And Gipper already know what it is when it comes these threads. Straight Batman/Joker shit
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you forgot the capitals faggot, now that pissed me off... well i had heard your previous shit that other time you said you would bail if fools talked shit than everyone talked shit.. but when i read that shit you wrote just before about how you said you took all that advice and worked on your writing and beats and concepts �and alll that, i thought fuck maybe this dude did change his shit up and i just came out and cold dissed this guy, and i was like shit i better give this new song a chance.... but nope it was the exact same shit as before , bland radio pop music.... im curious who ur favourite MC's are? �annd man im not mad at the fact you like to rap thats awesome, im mad at what you choose to rap, you diss every MC that founded this shit when you pick that pop star shit.... you are the motherfuckers that keep the kids out there blind.. its my duty as a hip hop lover to diss guys like you every chance i get,, the real hip hop heads no where im coming from

yeah yeah yeah say whatever you want it, it aint nothing I havent heard before. I make music for ME & people LIKE ME. So I'm cool with what I do. You continue to "serve your duty" as a hip hop lover and ima continue to enjoy what I do as an artist. I got alot of local people that back me, so i could care less what the kool mike has to say over the internet.

If you're curious to know who my favorite rappers are its Jay-Z, Kanye, Jeezy, 50, Luda, Fabolous...Really I can go on & on. I listen to as many different artists as possible and i listen to alot more than just rap music, despite it being my favorite genre. also I don't know why you're so surprised to see me use a song with a broad appeal as a single. You think ima use songs like Growing Pains, All Alone, & Psychedelics (songs on my album) as my lead single? nah im leavin those kinda joints to be heard as part of full listening experience. The album plays out like a movie and just like any good movie you cant just put every key scene in the trailer. Expensive Taste is some wavy lounge music than anybody who enjoys indulging some of the finer things in life can relate to. So maybe that theme may not resonate with YOU, but theres certainly a ton of people that it does resonate with, and for those who can relate (on any level), its a good song.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: heritage on July 02, 2013, 01:48:10 PM
I think that is probably the dumbest part about this place. People don't properly read what you write or respect it is just an opinion or (even) it might be a joke. It is always "You don't know shit" etc.

Great post.

Hence the whole kook/gnar system used for difference of opinion on the most innocuous, inane, i.e. irrelevant and pointless topics.

It's laughably sad on so many levels.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: castillo's curls on July 02, 2013, 02:06:44 PM
why is this thread in UWTB??
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: heritage on July 02, 2013, 02:09:31 PM
B. Why is fred gall so good at skating but so bad at graffiti

Fred Gall is 100% skateboarder. No bullshit, no fake, no pretentious nonsense. Seeing him skate the crustiest, gnarliest spots is the shit. The fucking guy reps East Coast to the fullest and is always repping Habitat to the fullest. Something to be said for that.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on July 02, 2013, 02:10:18 PM
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I think that is probably the dumbest part about this place. People don't properly read what you write or respect it is just an opinion or (even) it might be a joke. It is always "You don't know shit" etc.
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Great post.

Hence the whole kook/gnar system used for difference of opinion on the most innocuous, inane, i.e. irrelevant and pointless topics.

It's laughably sad on so many levels.
What's even sadder is getting on here and dedicating about 99% of your posts to crying about rep. Who gives a fuck about it? Does it prevent you from getting a job, getting laid, or getting a car or home loan? No? Then who gives a shit? �Both of you come off as the kid who sits in the corner of the cafeteria complaining about the popular kids and pretending you hate them simply because they won't hang out with you. Look around man, plenty of people aren't the popular kids in the cafeteria and they are doing fine doing their own thing and not giving a fuck what those kids thing of them, the only person that is bringing you down at this point is yourself.

Both of you just cry like fucking babies about how your rep is bad or how people are mean when they don't share the same opinion as you. boo-fucking-hoo. It matters so fucking little, but you put messages up here like you wake up in a cold sweat every night from nightmares of your little rep number going down further or somebody you have never met not liking your opinions.

Seriously, do you know what happens when you lose rep? NOTHING. Do you know what happens when your rep goes up? NOTHING.
Whatever though, keep crying and acting like the rebels of slap who "have this place figured out," �and keep up the "slap posters don't like me" tantrums. You really have everybody shaking in their boots.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: heritage on July 02, 2013, 02:12:31 PM
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I think that is probably the dumbest part about this place. People don't properly read what you write or respect it is just an opinion or (even) it might be a joke. It is always "You don't know shit" etc.
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Great post.

Hence the whole kook/gnar system used for difference of opinion on the most innocuous, inane, i.e. irrelevant and pointless topics.

It's laughably sad on so many levels.
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What's even sadder is getting on here and dedicating about 99% of your posts to crying about rep. Who gives a fuck about it? Does it prevent you from getting a job, getting laid, or getting a car or home loan? No? Then who gives a shit? �Both of you come off as the kid who sits in the corner of the cafeteria complaining about the popular kids and pretending you hate them simply because they won't hang out with you. Look around man, plenty of people aren't the popular kids in the cafeteria and they are doing fine doing their own thing and not giving a fuck what those kids thing of them, the only person that is bringing you down at this point is yourself.

Both of you just cry like fucking babies about how your rep is bad or how people are mean when they don't share the same opinion as you. boo-fucking-hoo. It matters so fucking little, but you put messages up here like you wake up in a cold sweat every night from nightmares of your little rep number going down further or somebody you have never met not liking your opinions.

Seriously, do you know what happens when you lose rep? NOTHING. Do you know what happens when your rep goes up? NOTHING.
Whatever though, keep crying and acting like the rebels of slap who "have this place figured out," �and keep up the "slap posters don't like me" tantrums. You really have everybody shaking in their boots.

Dude - you're the classic messageboard tough guy, meathead. In reality you are a fucking pussy still living at home at age 30. A gutless fucking coward who has nothing going for him in real life so you get on here and type all these mean words and all caps and throw around bullshit and people just laugh at you. What's really hilarious is a cunt fucking baby like yourself using the word 'tantrum'. That should be your fucking screen name you fucking dickwipe.

You are a fucking clown. A full on, dipshit fucking clown.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: GeorgeHanson on July 02, 2013, 02:17:17 PM
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I think that is probably the dumbest part about this place. People don't properly read what you write or respect it is just an opinion or (even) it might be a joke. It is always "You don't know shit" etc.
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Great post.

Hence the whole kook/gnar system used for difference of opinion on the most innocuous, inane, i.e. irrelevant and pointless topics.

It's laughably sad on so many levels.
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What's even sadder is getting on here and dedicating about 99% of your posts to crying about rep. Who gives a fuck about it? Does it prevent you from getting a job, getting laid, or getting a car or home loan? No? Then who gives a shit? ?Both of you come off as the kid who sits in the corner of the cafeteria complaining about the popular kids and pretending you hate them simply because they won't hang out with you. Look around man, plenty of people aren't the popular kids in the cafeteria and they are doing fine doing their own thing and not giving a fuck what those kids thing of them, the only person that is bringing you down at this point is yourself.

Both of you just cry like fucking babies about how your rep is bad or how people are mean when they don't share the same opinion as you. boo-fucking-hoo. It matters so fucking little, but you put messages up here like you wake up in a cold sweat every night from nightmares of your little rep number going down further or somebody you have never met not liking your opinions.

Seriously, do you know what happens when you lose rep? NOTHING. Do you know what happens when your rep goes up? NOTHING.
Whatever though, keep crying and acting like the rebels of slap who "have this place figured out," ?and keep up the "slap posters don't like me" tantrums. You really have everybody shaking in their boots.
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Dude - you're the classic messageboard tough guy, meathead. In reality you are a fucking pussy still living at home at age 30. A gutless fucking coward who has nothing going for him in real life so you get on here and type all these mean words and all caps and throw around bullshit and people just laugh at you. What's really hilarious is a cunt fucking baby like yourself using the word 'tantrum'. That should be your fucking screen name you fucking dickwipe.

You are a fucking clown. A full on, dipshit fucking clown.

Dude you call Gipper an internet tough guy but all your posts betray you to be in fact the internet tough guy. You criticise people on Slap as being part of two groups and criticise the slap system. Well you know what you are heritage? You are a a moronic, egotistical hypocrite. Focus your account and kill your self.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: heritage on July 02, 2013, 02:19:14 PM
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I think that is probably the dumbest part about this place. People don't properly read what you write or respect it is just an opinion or (even) it might be a joke. It is always "You don't know shit" etc.
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Great post.

Hence the whole kook/gnar system used for difference of opinion on the most innocuous, inane, i.e. irrelevant and pointless topics.

It's laughably sad on so many levels.
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What's even sadder is getting on here and dedicating about 99% of your posts to crying about rep. Who gives a fuck about it? Does it prevent you from getting a job, getting laid, or getting a car or home loan? No? Then who gives a shit? ?Both of you come off as the kid who sits in the corner of the cafeteria complaining about the popular kids and pretending you hate them simply because they won't hang out with you. Look around man, plenty of people aren't the popular kids in the cafeteria and they are doing fine doing their own thing and not giving a fuck what those kids thing of them, the only person that is bringing you down at this point is yourself.

Both of you just cry like fucking babies about how your rep is bad or how people are mean when they don't share the same opinion as you. boo-fucking-hoo. It matters so fucking little, but you put messages up here like you wake up in a cold sweat every night from nightmares of your little rep number going down further or somebody you have never met not liking your opinions.

Seriously, do you know what happens when you lose rep? NOTHING. Do you know what happens when your rep goes up? NOTHING.
Whatever though, keep crying and acting like the rebels of slap who "have this place figured out," ?and keep up the "slap posters don't like me" tantrums. You really have everybody shaking in their boots.
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Dude - you're the classic messageboard tough guy, meathead. In reality you are a fucking pussy still living at home at age 30. A gutless fucking coward who has nothing going for him in real life so you get on here and type all these mean words and all caps and throw around bullshit and people just laugh at you. What's really hilarious is a cunt fucking baby like yourself using the word 'tantrum'. That should be your fucking screen name you fucking dickwipe.

You are a fucking clown. A full on, dipshit fucking clown.
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Dude you call Gipper an internet tough guy but all your posts betray you to be in fact the internet tough guy. You criticise people on Slap as being part of two groups and criticise the slap system. Well you know what you are heritage? You are a a moronic, egotistical hypocrite. Focus your account and kill your self.

Did you ask your teacher to help you type that out? George - will you add me to your Buddy List? And who is Gipper? Please don't tell me you fucking guys have nicknames, for your fake names? For fucks sake.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: GeorgeHanson on July 02, 2013, 02:22:29 PM
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I think that is probably the dumbest part about this place. People don't properly read what you write or respect it is just an opinion or (even) it might be a joke. It is always "You don't know shit" etc.
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Great post.

Hence the whole kook/gnar system used for difference of opinion on the most innocuous, inane, i.e. irrelevant and pointless topics.

It's laughably sad on so many levels.
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What's even sadder is getting on here and dedicating about 99% of your posts to crying about rep. Who gives a fuck about it? Does it prevent you from getting a job, getting laid, or getting a car or home loan? No? Then who gives a shit? ?Both of you come off as the kid who sits in the corner of the cafeteria complaining about the popular kids and pretending you hate them simply because they won't hang out with you. Look around man, plenty of people aren't the popular kids in the cafeteria and they are doing fine doing their own thing and not giving a fuck what those kids thing of them, the only person that is bringing you down at this point is yourself.

Both of you just cry like fucking babies about how your rep is bad or how people are mean when they don't share the same opinion as you. boo-fucking-hoo. It matters so fucking little, but you put messages up here like you wake up in a cold sweat every night from nightmares of your little rep number going down further or somebody you have never met not liking your opinions.

Seriously, do you know what happens when you lose rep? NOTHING. Do you know what happens when your rep goes up? NOTHING.
Whatever though, keep crying and acting like the rebels of slap who "have this place figured out," ?and keep up the "slap posters don't like me" tantrums. You really have everybody shaking in their boots.
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Dude - you're the classic messageboard tough guy, meathead. In reality you are a fucking pussy still living at home at age 30. A gutless fucking coward who has nothing going for him in real life so you get on here and type all these mean words and all caps and throw around bullshit and people just laugh at you. What's really hilarious is a cunt fucking baby like yourself using the word 'tantrum'. That should be your fucking screen name you fucking dickwipe.

You are a fucking clown. A full on, dipshit fucking clown.
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Dude you call Gipper an internet tough guy but all your posts betray you to be in fact the internet tough guy. You criticise people on Slap as being part of two groups and criticise the slap system. Well you know what you are heritage? You are a a moronic, egotistical hypocrite. Focus your account and kill your self.
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Did you ask your teacher to help you type that out?

No I didn't ask any of my law lecturers to help me. Focus.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Jack Klompis on July 02, 2013, 02:25:30 PM
this thread should be renamed "how snarky is the average slapper?"
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Will Easley on July 02, 2013, 02:27:53 PM
hahaha 7 pages in and this thread is a work of ART.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: heritage on July 02, 2013, 02:29:13 PM
No I didn't ask any of my law lecturers to help me. Focus.

So wait, a guy who claims to be in law school writes a suggestion on an anonymous internet message board for another person to focus their account and kill themselves. Wow. Your maturity level is equal to that of a 3 year old. I'm sure you'll do great in the courtroom.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: chockfullofthat on July 02, 2013, 02:30:56 PM
(http://blog.difflearn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Handbags.jpg)

Handbags everywhere up in this bitch.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: GeorgeHanson on July 02, 2013, 02:32:24 PM
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No I didn't ask any of my law lecturers to help me. Focus.
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So wait, a guy who claims to be in law school writes a suggestion on an anonymous internet message board for another person to focus their account and kill themselves. Wow. Your maturity level is equal to that of a 3 year old. I'm sure you'll do great in the courtroom.

Thank you. I'm sure I will also.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: L33Tg33k on July 02, 2013, 02:33:43 PM
I know I'm dumber for having read heritage's posts.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: heritage on July 02, 2013, 02:35:05 PM
I know I'm dumber for having read heritage's posts.

Yet, you keep reading. And that's pretty rich coming from the mental midget who typed this fucking gem of a tought:

Has anyone here ever made out with a girl (or guy) after she swallowed your kids? Often in my fantasies I am confronted with the dilemma of whether or not I should kiss the girl that just sucked me off. No doubt some jizz would get on your tongue, but it would be your own brand so it wouldn't be gay. I don't think it would be gay anyway. Would it be gay? Would you do it? Have you done it? I get the feeling everyone is going to say no, but I submit to you that it would be unfair to your partner whom, I'm sure, has taken a dick straight from the vag (or ass) into her mouth. You probably also ate her out and went straight for the make out session. What I'm saying is, you're a goddamn hypocrite if you don't kiss the bitch after you finish in her mouth. Are you okay with that?
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: GAY on July 02, 2013, 02:39:29 PM
why is this thread in UWTB??

Well, to be fair, it handles the "U" and the "B" pretty well.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: GeorgeHanson on July 02, 2013, 02:44:30 PM
I like how it went from how dumb is the average slapper to "look at me I've got a university degree! that means I'm not stupid."

I also like how heritage has outed himself as a complete an utter dunce.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: heritage on July 02, 2013, 02:46:55 PM
I like how it went from how dumb is the average slapper to "look at me I've got a university degree! that means I'm not stupid."

I also like how heritage has outed himself as a complete an utter dunce.

Dig it. I know I've found it a revelation how in control of your emotions you are. The time you are investing in law school seems to be serving you well.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on July 02, 2013, 03:13:46 PM
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No I didn't ask any of my law lecturers to help me. Focus.
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So wait, a guy who claims to be in law school writes a suggestion on an anonymous internet message board for another person to focus their account and kill themselves. Wow. Your maturity level is equal to that of a 3 year old. I'm sure you'll do great in the courtroom.
You seem to hate the idea of an anonymous internet message board. Why do you post on one?
In terms of your "who is the gipper?" question- look at my avatar, then realize gipper is an actual nickname of Ronald Reagan's. It used to be my screenname before I changed it to RWR. You asking who that was? Well, in your own words...
that's pretty rich coming from the mental midget
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: heritage on July 02, 2013, 03:45:41 PM
Well no shit. I know that was Ronald Reagan's nickname, you can't be that fucking obtuse. I'm also aware that's what they ridiculously call you around here...I was asking because I wanted someone to admit how silly it was giving someone with an already fake name, a fucking nickname on top of that. What an ultimate bro-down. I am impressed though you were able to pound out a thought without a crazy mix of caps, punctuation and angry words. I mean that sincerely.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: annoyedwithskating on July 02, 2013, 03:48:33 PM
you guys are boring.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on July 02, 2013, 03:53:13 PM
Well no shit. I know that was Ronald Reagan's nickname, you can't be that fucking obtuse. I'm also aware that's what they ridiculously call you around here...I was asking because I wanted someone to admit how silly it was giving someone with an already fake name, a fucking nickname on top of that. What an ultimate bro-down. I am impressed though you were able to pound out a thought without a crazy mix of caps, punctuation and angry words. I mean that sincerely.
Nice recovery. Now, how about the fact that you are angrily crusading against a message board that doesn't really care that you exist, making yourself upset over it, and still coming back? Take that popular kids! I want to point out how despite the fact that you don't like me, I am superior, because it helps me maintain my self-esteem!
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: cherry on July 02, 2013, 04:02:21 PM
i really like UgolinoTheSignificant. I wish he was my best friend forever. Almost everything I read on this forum is brilliant. This is the utopia skateboarding magazine. I wish the people on this forum were the people in my everyday life because you all seem to be more intellegent then the people i am usually surrounded by. I love batman. Pizza hut, mcdonalds burger king. Teachers schuck, skoolz gay.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: GAY on July 02, 2013, 04:13:31 PM
i really like UgolinoTheSignificant. I wish he was my best friend forever. Almost everything I read on this forum is brilliant. This is the utopia skateboarding magazine. I wish the people on this forum were the people in my everyday life because you all seem to be more intellegent then the people i am usually surrounded by. I love batman. Pizza hut, mcdonalds burger king. Teachers schuck, skoolz gay.

For some reason this reminded me that I started out smoking menthol cigarettes then later switched to Camel wides.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Joust Ostrich on July 02, 2013, 04:20:49 PM
of/off joke #1,369
(http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/nyc-heritage-pride-banner-gay-pride-parade-20102467.jpg)
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: KOOL MIKE on July 02, 2013, 04:24:22 PM
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Well no shit. I know that was Ronald Reagan's nickname, you can't be that fucking obtuse. I'm also aware that's what they ridiculously call you around here...I was asking because I wanted someone to admit how silly it was giving someone with an already fake name, a fucking nickname on top of that. What an ultimate bro-down. I am impressed though you were able to pound out a thought without a crazy mix of caps, punctuation and angry words. I mean that sincerely.
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Nice recovery. Now, how about the fact that you are angrily crusading against a message board that doesn't really care that you exist, making yourself upset over it, and still coming back? Take that popular kids! I want to point out how despite the fact that you don't like me, I am superior, because it helps me maintain my self-esteem!


that was a absolute shit cunt recovery, heritage i hate you more than easy will easleys raps
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: GAY on July 02, 2013, 05:20:04 PM
of/off joke #1,369
(http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/nyc-heritage-pride-banner-gay-pride-parade-20102467.jpg)

Best "of" joke yet by far.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: KOOL MIKE on July 02, 2013, 05:25:39 PM
i got a negative rep of 12 in like 2 days , i must be doing something right
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: heritage on July 02, 2013, 05:43:32 PM
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Well no shit. I know that was Ronald Reagan's nickname, you can't be that fucking obtuse. I'm also aware that's what they ridiculously call you around here...I was asking because I wanted someone to admit how silly it was giving someone with an already fake name, a fucking nickname on top of that. What an ultimate bro-down. I am impressed though you were able to pound out a thought without a crazy mix of caps, punctuation and angry words. I mean that sincerely.
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Nice recovery. Now, how about the fact that you are angrily crusading against a message board that doesn't really care that you exist, making yourself upset over it, and still coming back? Take that popular kids! I want to point out how despite the fact that you don't like me, I am superior, because it helps me maintain my self-esteem!

There's the passion buddy. And clearly you do care I exist. You keep responding to me. It's pretty basic, you just can't help yourself.

And I keep forgetting to ask...what is your favorite skate brand?
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: 360 frip on July 02, 2013, 05:57:59 PM
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I think that is probably the dumbest part about this place. People don't properly read what you write or respect it is just an opinion or (even) it might be a joke. It is always "You don't know shit" etc.
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Great post.

Hence the whole kook/gnar system used for difference of opinion on the most innocuous, inane, i.e. irrelevant and pointless topics.

It's laughably sad on so many levels.
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What's even sadder is getting on here and dedicating about 99% of your posts to crying about rep. Who gives a fuck about it? Does it prevent you from getting a job, getting laid, or getting a car or home loan? No? Then who gives a shit? �Both of you come off as the kid who sits in the corner of the cafeteria complaining about the popular kids and pretending you hate them simply because they won't hang out with you. Look around man, plenty of people aren't the popular kids in the cafeteria and they are doing fine doing their own thing and not giving a fuck what those kids thing of them, the only person that is bringing you down at this point is yourself.

Both of you just cry like fucking babies about how your rep is bad or how people are mean when they don't share the same opinion as you. boo-fucking-hoo. It matters so fucking little, but you put messages up here like you wake up in a cold sweat every night from nightmares of your little rep number going down further or somebody you have never met not liking your opinions.

Seriously, do you know what happens when you lose rep? NOTHING. Do you know what happens when your rep goes up? NOTHING.
Whatever though, keep crying and acting like the rebels of slap who "have this place figured out," �and keep up the "slap posters don't like me" tantrums. You really have everybody shaking in their boots.

Haha! I don't give a fuck about my rep. In fact, I take it as a compliment.

I wonder if this is an American thing? Got to win, win,win.

There is a reason you're at the top of the poll Gipper. It is because you are the cleverest poster in the whole of SLAP.

You got the smarts, baby :-*.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on July 02, 2013, 06:31:39 PM
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I think that is probably the dumbest part about this place. People don't properly read what you write or respect it is just an opinion or (even) it might be a joke. It is always "You don't know shit" etc.
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Great post.

Hence the whole kook/gnar system used for difference of opinion on the most innocuous, inane, i.e. irrelevant and pointless topics.

It's laughably sad on so many levels.
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What's even sadder is getting on here and dedicating about 99% of your posts to crying about rep. Who gives a fuck about it? Does it prevent you from getting a job, getting laid, or getting a car or home loan? No? Then who gives a shit? �Both of you come off as the kid who sits in the corner of the cafeteria complaining about the popular kids and pretending you hate them simply because they won't hang out with you. Look around man, plenty of people aren't the popular kids in the cafeteria and they are doing fine doing their own thing and not giving a fuck what those kids thing of them, the only person that is bringing you down at this point is yourself.

Both of you just cry like fucking babies about how your rep is bad or how people are mean when they don't share the same opinion as you. boo-fucking-hoo. It matters so fucking little, but you put messages up here like you wake up in a cold sweat every night from nightmares of your little rep number going down further or somebody you have never met not liking your opinions.

Seriously, do you know what happens when you lose rep? NOTHING. Do you know what happens when your rep goes up? NOTHING.
Whatever though, keep crying and acting like the rebels of slap who "have this place figured out," �and keep up the "slap posters don't like me" tantrums. You really have everybody shaking in their boots.
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Haha! I don't give a fuck about my rep. In fact, I take it as a compliment.

I wonder if this is an American thing? Got to win, win,win.

There is a reason you're at the top of the poll Gipper. It is because you are the cleverest poster in the whole of SLAP.

You got the smarts, baby :-*.
Thanks sweetums  :-*
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: doomstation55 on July 02, 2013, 07:11:50 PM
I wonder if this is an American thing? Got to win, win,win.

I'm pretty sure all we do is win.

Examples

WW2

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All-time_Olympic_Games_medal_table (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All-time_Olympic_Games_medal_table)
Oh yeah! 2653 medals overall with the next closest being Russia/Soviets at 1204 and Britain at 802 (lol nice accents you pussies).

An American team wins the World Series every year (forget 1992-93 those years were dumb and ended up causing a lockout in the next year.... thx Canada)


All this country knows how to do is win and goddammit we're pretty fuckin amazing at it.

(http://www.vinylmax.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Made_In_USA_Flag.jpg)

Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: 360 frip on July 02, 2013, 07:19:14 PM
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I wonder if this is an American thing? Got to win, win,win.
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I'm pretty sure all we do is win.

Examples

WW2

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All-time_Olympic_Games_medal_table (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All-time_Olympic_Games_medal_table)
Oh yeah! 2653 medals overall with the next closest being Russia/Soviets at 1204 and Britain at 802 (lol nice accents you pussies).

An American team wins the World Series every year (forget 1992-93 those years were dumb and ended up causing a lockout in the next year.... thx Canada)


All this country knows how to do is win and goddammit we're pretty fuckin amazing at it.

(http://www.vinylmax.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Made_In_USA_Flag.jpg)



Yep, you're the greatest.

(http://blisted.breakthrough.tv/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/kim-phuc.jpg)

Oops! Didn't 'win' that one.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Will Easley on July 02, 2013, 07:25:26 PM
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I wonder if this is an American thing? Got to win, win,win.
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I'm pretty sure all we do is win.

Examples

WW2

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All-time_Olympic_Games_medal_table (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All-time_Olympic_Games_medal_table)
Oh yeah! 2653 medals overall with the next closest being Russia/Soviets at 1204 and Britain at 802 (lol nice accents you pussies).

An American team wins the World Series every year (forget 1992-93 those years were dumb and ended up causing a lockout in the next year.... thx Canada)


All this country knows how to do is win and goddammit we're pretty fuckin amazing at it.

(http://www.vinylmax.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Made_In_USA_Flag.jpg)



Not to mention nobody is EVER gonna fuck with our Olympic basketball legacy. All time record is 130-5 with 14 out of 18 gold medals, winning by an average of 43.8 points a game.#Murica
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Post by: 360 frip on July 02, 2013, 07:45:30 PM
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I wonder if this is an American thing? Got to win, win,win.
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I'm pretty sure all we do is win.

Examples

WW2

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All-time_Olympic_Games_medal_table (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All-time_Olympic_Games_medal_table)
Oh yeah! 2653 medals overall with the next closest being Russia/Soviets at 1204 and Britain at 802 (lol nice accents you pussies).

An American team wins the World Series every year (forget 1992-93 those years were dumb and ended up causing a lockout in the next year.... thx Canada)


All this country knows how to do is win and goddammit we're pretty fuckin amazing at it.

(http://www.vinylmax.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Made_In_USA_Flag.jpg)


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Not to mention nobody is EVER gonna fuck with our Olympic basketball legacy. All time record is 130-5 with 14 out of 18 gold medals, winning by an average of 43.8 points a game.#Murica

Fuck, is basketball in the Olympics? Must be really exciting. Hopefully skateboarding will get in the Olympics soon too...

I'm glad we've established America is the best and Gipper is the most cleverest.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Seamus_McShamebag on July 02, 2013, 08:10:23 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/YLuPG.jpg)
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Post by: pinche gringo on July 02, 2013, 08:38:17 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/YLuPG.jpg)
Fuckin'. A.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: BRIX SKWIKZ on July 02, 2013, 08:51:21 PM
http://www.moneynews.com/MKTNews/billionaires-dump-economist-stock/2012/08/29/id/450265?PROMO_CODE=1393F-1 (http://www.moneynews.com/MKTNews/billionaires-dump-economist-stock/2012/08/29/id/450265?PROMO_CODE=1393F-1)
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: 360 frip on July 03, 2013, 04:07:46 AM
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(http://i.imgur.com/YLuPG.jpg)
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Fuckin'. A.
I think that was created for this thread.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: DISTANT RUMOURS on July 03, 2013, 05:19:35 AM
AMERICA... FUCK YEAH!
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: twitchflip on July 03, 2013, 06:01:25 AM
(http://gdb.voanews.com/1A2DC049-6B8D-4D1D-8995-918FA735396E_w640_r1_s_cx0_cy8_cw0.jpg)
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Mouth on July 03, 2013, 08:10:28 AM
I would talk shit on America right now.

But, I know the NSA is listening. Just to make sure....

Jihad Allah Bomb Al Qaeda White House Kill President Dirka
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Fenzadill on July 03, 2013, 08:37:29 AM
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i really like UgolinoTheSignificant. I wish he was my best friend forever. Almost everything I read on this forum is brilliant. This is the utopia skateboarding magazine. I wish the people on this forum were the people in my everyday life because you all seem to be more intellegent then the people i am usually surrounded by. I love batman. Pizza hut, mcdonalds burger king. Teachers schuck, skoolz gay.
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For some reason this reminded me that I started out smoking menthol cigarettes then later switched to Camel wides.

They make Camel Wide Menthols you should try em, it's my smoke of choice.  So satisfying.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: GAY on July 03, 2013, 08:39:34 AM
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I really fail to see how people "backpedaling" or to put it another way "Reconsidering what they previously said and being sufficiently comfortable in themselves to change their minds without getting super defensive and butthurt"  is such a bad thing.

In my experience smart people don't need to spend their lives beating their chests about how smart they are or MORE IMPORTANTLY don't endlessly blather on about how dumb everyone else is which is in essence all that I've seen the Gipper do since I started lurking here who knows how long ago. I don't know how many times I've seen you respond to people's perfectly reasonable opinions with "you're an idiot" simply because they are different to your own. In all seriousness it kind of bums me out that somebody that is so uncomfortable with reasoned discussion or other peoples takes on things or the very notion of having their mind changed is in the business of educating young people.

Anyway, I'll leave you guys to it. I wonder if you are going to simply call me an idiot for having an opinion or  maybe highlight one tiny portion of what I've said and respond to it with a shitty "zinger" while you choose to ignore everything else or maybe you'll say you "made" me write 3 paragraphs as if that somehow deems you to be the "winner" or maybe you'll say I don't have enough posts to have an opinion. Can't wait to see...the suspense is killing me...
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I think that is probably the dumbest part about this place. People don't properly read what you write or respect it is just an opinion or (even) it might be a joke. It is always "You don't know shit" etc.

YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ETCETERA!!!!!
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: thepman on July 03, 2013, 08:47:32 AM
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I wonder if this is an American thing? Got to win, win,win.
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I'm pretty sure all we do is win.

Examples

WW2

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All-time_Olympic_Games_medal_table (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All-time_Olympic_Games_medal_table)
Oh yeah! 2653 medals overall with the next closest being Russia/Soviets at 1204 and Britain at 802 (lol nice accents you pussies).

An American team wins the World Series every year (forget 1992-93 those years were dumb and ended up causing a lockout in the next year.... thx Canada)


All this country knows how to do is win and goddammit we're pretty fuckin amazing at it.

(http://www.vinylmax.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Made_In_USA_Flag.jpg)



So you're essentially winning shitty sports you made up that no one else plays.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: KOOL MIKE on July 03, 2013, 09:04:00 AM
lol
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Post by: LESBIAN on July 03, 2013, 06:17:10 PM
i need a new weed connect
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: MuchasGracias on July 03, 2013, 06:25:07 PM
I would talk shit on America right now.

But, I know the NSA is listening. Just to make sure....

Jihad Allah Bomb Al Qaeda White House Kill President Dirka

FUCK NSA!

Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: mattofallmatts on July 03, 2013, 06:32:21 PM
i need a new weed connect

Pounds for 28. Sup
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Fake Tits on July 03, 2013, 10:01:03 PM
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I wonder if this is an American thing? Got to win, win,win.
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I'm pretty sure all we do is win.

Examples

WW2

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All-time_Olympic_Games_medal_table (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All-time_Olympic_Games_medal_table)
Oh yeah! 2653 medals overall with the next closest being Russia/Soviets at 1204 and Britain at 802 (lol nice accents you pussies).

An American team wins the World Series every year (forget 1992-93 those years were dumb and ended up causing a lockout in the next year.... thx Canada)


All this country knows how to do is win and goddammit we're pretty fuckin amazing at it.

(http://www.vinylmax.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Made_In_USA_Flag.jpg)


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Not to mention nobody is EVER gonna fuck with our Olympic basketball legacy. All time record is 130-5 with 14 out of 18 gold medals, winning by an average of 43.8 points a game.#Murica

Dude. Your posts are starting to get on my nerves.

I'm sure your a cool cat but you try to hard. You must be still young right?

Ps. Don't neg rep me.

Pps. Ok. Go ahead.

Xoxo
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Post by: Will Easley on July 03, 2013, 10:06:07 PM
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I wonder if this is an American thing? Got to win, win,win.
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I'm pretty sure all we do is win.

Examples

WW2

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All-time_Olympic_Games_medal_table (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All-time_Olympic_Games_medal_table)
Oh yeah! 2653 medals overall with the next closest being Russia/Soviets at 1204 and Britain at 802 (lol nice accents you pussies).

An American team wins the World Series every year (forget 1992-93 those years were dumb and ended up causing a lockout in the next year.... thx Canada)


All this country knows how to do is win and goddammit we're pretty fuckin amazing at it.

(http://www.vinylmax.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Made_In_USA_Flag.jpg)


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Not to mention nobody is EVER gonna fuck with our Olympic basketball legacy. All time record is 130-5 with 14 out of 18 gold medals, winning by an average of 43.8 points a game.#Murica
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Dude. Your posts are starting to get on my nerves.

I'm sure your a cool cat but you try to hard. You must be still young right?

Ps. Don't neg rep me.

Pps. Ok. Go ahead.

Xoxo


(http://i1346.photobucket.com/albums/p690/WillEasley309/tumblr_mnjd3ctyx41qj0f7vo1_500_zpsea90a536.jpg)
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Post by: Fake Tits on July 03, 2013, 10:21:01 PM
Well played.  ;D
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: 360 frip on July 04, 2013, 02:26:40 AM
Well, the lesson to be learnt from this thread was this is what you are posting against:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiuWJ3NC5w8

Sometimes it just sounds like noise coming out of his mouth. Not sure if this was all conducted in English...
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: heckler on July 04, 2013, 07:06:56 AM
Well, the lesson to be learnt from this thread was this is what you are posting against:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiuWJ3NC5w8

Sometimes it just sounds like noise coming out of his mouth. Not sure if this was all conducted in English...
Right, that's what every American sounds like. You're of Asian descent, am I right? So, of course, you must act like this guy:

(http://www.nogw.com/images/cho_nbc.jpg)

Or maybe this one!

(http://www.chicagoreader.com/binary/db97/1349199807-psy_gangnam_style.jpeg)
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: 360 frip on July 04, 2013, 07:22:57 AM
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Well, the lesson to be learnt from this thread was this is what you are posting against:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiuWJ3NC5w8

Sometimes it just sounds like noise coming out of his mouth. Not sure if this was all conducted in English...
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Right, that's what every American sounds like. You're of Asian descent, am I right? So, of course, you must act like this guy:

(http://www.nogw.com/images/cho_nbc.jpg)

Or maybe this one!

(http://www.chicagoreader.com/binary/db97/1349199807-psy_gangnam_style.jpeg)

Light your HUF weed socks up!

I'm kind of a mix of these two but without the guns or a mongolian birthmark.

From now on, I'll try and read your posts in Duffel-ish though.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: heckler on July 04, 2013, 07:59:59 AM
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Well, the lesson to be learnt from this thread was this is what you are posting against:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiuWJ3NC5w8

Sometimes it just sounds like noise coming out of his mouth. Not sure if this was all conducted in English...
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Right, that's what every American sounds like. You're of Asian descent, am I right? So, of course, you must act like this guy:

(http://www.nogw.com/images/cho_nbc.jpg)

Or maybe this one!

(http://www.chicagoreader.com/binary/db97/1349199807-psy_gangnam_style.jpeg)
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Light your HUF weed socks up!

I'm kind of a mix of these two but without the guns or a mongolian birthmark.

From now on, I'll try and read your posts in Duffel-ish though.
I wouldn't really bother, I know how much trouble normal reading and writing both give you. I wouldn't want you to hurt yourself.
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Post by: 360 frip on July 04, 2013, 09:22:10 AM
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Well, the lesson to be learnt from this thread was this is what you are posting against:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiuWJ3NC5w8

Sometimes it just sounds like noise coming out of his mouth. Not sure if this was all conducted in English...
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Right, that's what every American sounds like. You're of Asian descent, am I right? So, of course, you must act like this guy:

(http://www.nogw.com/images/cho_nbc.jpg)

Or maybe this one!

(http://www.chicagoreader.com/binary/db97/1349199807-psy_gangnam_style.jpeg)
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Light your HUF weed socks up!

I'm kind of a mix of these two but without the guns or a mongolian birthmark.

From now on, I'll try and read your posts in Duffel-ish though.
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I wouldn't really bother, I know how much trouble normal reading and writing both give you. I wouldn't want you to hurt yourself.

You aren't actually Duffel, are you?
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: shredbuffalo on July 04, 2013, 10:20:06 AM
To get back on topic, I don't know if everyone here is dumb or not...I'm sure a few posters are pretty fucking dumb; there's always a few dim bulbs in every batch, right?

What I do know is that some take this shit way too seriously...It's the fucking internet and I come here to talk about skateboarding. I don't swing from nuts, I try not to talk too much shit about (pro) skaters who are obviously better than me and are fortunate enough to make money doing what we all love, and I buy/ride what I like regardless of what's cool. I don't argue with people about stupid shit and I'm not a keyboard warlord. Fuck your rep and fuck mine.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on July 04, 2013, 10:31:55 AM
we should have a "who takes slap the least seriously" contest to find out whos best
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: L33Tg33k on July 04, 2013, 11:59:35 AM
^ I need to win that. I don't care at all. Give it to me! I'm a nihilist, I don't care!
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Mouth on July 04, 2013, 06:38:50 PM
Looks to me like you have a positive rep there nancy boy. Real men have negative 100 reps.

Testament to all the times they talked shit on somebody that couldn't come up with a decent response.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Will Easley on July 04, 2013, 06:42:43 PM
Looks to me like you have a positive rep there nancy boy. Real men have negative 100 reps.

Testament to all the times they talked shit on somebody that couldn't come up with a decent response.



(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maf4tqX4an1r1emlm.gif)
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: vancanman on July 04, 2013, 09:46:16 PM
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I wonder if this is an American thing? Got to win, win,win.
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I'm pretty sure all we do is win.

Examples

WW2

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All-time_Olympic_Games_medal_table (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All-time_Olympic_Games_medal_table)
Oh yeah! 2653 medals overall with the next closest being Russia/Soviets at 1204 and Britain at 802 (lol nice accents you pussies).

An American team wins the World Series every year (forget 1992-93 those years were dumb and ended up causing a lockout in the next year.... thx Canada)


All this country knows how to do is win and goddammit we're pretty fuckin amazing at it.

(http://www.vinylmax.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Made_In_USA_Flag.jpg)


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Yep, you're the greatest.

(http://blisted.breakthrough.tv/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/kim-phuc.jpg)

Oops! Didn't 'win' that one.


And how is Afghanistan and Iraq going. I thought Bush said mission accomplished May 1st 2003. Shitloads of Americans are awesome but your country is kept afloat buy china. You are the fattest country in the world so usa is no.1 sometimes.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on July 05, 2013, 11:38:55 AM
In fairness, even though Iraq was completely unjustified, the U.S. did leave, having unseated Saddam and the baathist government and installing a new government, meaning that the stupid and pointless mission was a success.
The U.S. isn't kept afloat by China at all, if anything, its the opposite. China wouldn't have the giant industrial boom they have had if it weren't for the fact that American companies invest and send production of goods over there and American consumers buy what they produce. If you are referring to China buying American currency, that actually just shows that China is dependent on the American dollar maintaining its value.

Also, losing a war to Afghanistan is a status symbol- The U.S., The Soviets, The British Empire, The Mongols, Alexander the Great- basically, you aren't the most powerful empire in the world until you fail to colonize Afghanistan.

That's why the U.S. is number one, and has been for the past 2013 years:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/p480x480/971305_655778181116464_36785834_n.jpg)
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: alka-seltzer on July 05, 2013, 11:40:43 AM
In fairness, even though Iraq was completely unjustified, the U.S. did leave, having unseated Saddam and the baathist government and installing a new government, meaning that the stupid and pointless mission was a success.
The U.S. isn't kept afloat by China at all, if anything, its the opposite. China wouldn't have the giant industrial boom they have had if it weren't for the fact that American companies invest and send production of goods over there and American consumers buy what they produce. If you are referring to China buying American currency, that actually just shows that China is dependent on the American dollar maintaining its value.

Also, losing a war to Afghanistan is a status symbol- The U.S., The Soviets, The British Empire, The Mongols, Alexander the Great- basically, you aren't the most powerful empire in the world until you fail to colonize Afghanistan.

That's why the U.S. is number one, and has been for the past 2013 years:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/p480x480/971305_655778181116464_36785834_n.jpg)

this cant be real. :(
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: _UniversalTruth_ on July 05, 2013, 11:46:44 AM
^ HAHAHA!!
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: The Drew on July 07, 2013, 07:56:31 AM
i likes skooterboarding.. be lets friends :)
 


That's why the U.S. is number one, and has been for the past 2013 years:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/p480x480/971305_655778181116464_36785834_n.jpg)


Here I was thinking I was regular... I'm glad I'm not that stupid...
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: nino brown on July 07, 2013, 06:46:50 PM
Real men have negative 100 reps.


Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: J.R. on July 07, 2013, 07:04:58 PM
Does anyone else skip over Ronald Regan's political novels too? I'll give them a shot on occasion if it's a couple of sentences long, but if I have to read a fucking book about some bullshit it's over for that post.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on July 07, 2013, 07:48:24 PM
Does anyone else skip over Ronald Regan's political novels too? I'll give them a shot on occasion if it's a couple of sentences long, but if I have to read a fucking book about some bullshit it's over for that post.
everybody except for the one person he is specifically arguing with does that.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: LESBIAN on July 07, 2013, 08:27:34 PM
we neeeed to stop judging /ou(?)r?selvz/ ::)
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: happenstance on July 08, 2013, 12:18:11 AM
Looks to me like you have a positive rep there nancy boy. Real men have negative 100 reps.

Testament to all the times they talked shit on somebody that couldn't come up with a decent response.
No Mouth, you have a negative rep because you are a fan of growing your wealth off of the backs of low paid workers and brag about having bodyguards.

This might be out of left field but I remember I posted something about East Timor. I checked the thread and saw you were the only poster viewing, refreshed because my computer was acting up and saw I was kooked, and you were out of the thread (and I posted nothing else that day). You literally kook people for doing charity in South East Asia. Don't deny it.

Being from the region, do you call the help "coolies"? Just curious.

Oops, opened that can of worms.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: J.R. on July 08, 2013, 12:59:28 AM
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Looks to me like you have a positive rep there nancy boy. Real men have negative 100 reps.

Testament to all the times they talked shit on somebody that couldn't come up with a decent response.
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No Mouth, you have a negative rep because you are a fan of growing your wealth off of the backs of low paid workers and brag about having bodyguards.

This might be out of left field but I remember I posted something about East Timor. I checked the thread and saw you were the only poster viewing, refreshed because my computer was acting up and saw I was kooked, and you were out of the thread (and I posted nothing else that day). You literally kook people for doing charity in South East Asia. Don't deny it.

Being from the region, do you call the help "coolies"? Just curious.

Oops, opened that can of worms.

That's rough.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: happenstance on July 08, 2013, 01:22:16 AM
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Looks to me like you have a positive rep there nancy boy. Real men have negative 100 reps.

Testament to all the times they talked shit on somebody that couldn't come up with a decent response.
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No Mouth, you have a negative rep because you are a fan of growing your wealth off of the backs of low paid workers and brag about having bodyguards.

This might be out of left field but I remember I posted something about East Timor. I checked the thread and saw you were the only poster viewing, refreshed because my computer was acting up and saw I was kooked, and you were out of the thread (and I posted nothing else that day). You literally kook people for doing charity in South East Asia. Don't deny it.

Being from the region, do you call the help "coolies"? Just curious.

Oops, opened that can of worms.
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That's rough.
Posting while drunk.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: the snake on July 08, 2013, 04:37:28 AM
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Looks to me like you have a positive rep there nancy boy. Real men have negative 100 reps.

Testament to all the times they talked shit on somebody that couldn't come up with a decent response.
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No Mouth, you have a negative rep because you are a fan of growing your wealth off of the backs of low paid workers and brag about having bodyguards.

This might be out of left field but I remember I posted something about East Timor. I checked the thread and saw you were the only poster viewing, refreshed because my computer was acting up and saw I was kooked, and you were out of the thread (and I posted nothing else that day). You literally kook people for doing charity in South East Asia. Don't deny it.

Being from the region, do you call the help "coolies"? Just curious.

Oops, opened that can of worms.
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That's rough.
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Posting while drunk.
KOOK THAT GUY !!!!!!!
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: Mouth on July 08, 2013, 07:46:06 AM
There's no point hiding it any longer. Yes. I kooked you.

And I'll kook every last bleeding-heart fucker here that helps underprivileged children in Indonesia.

Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: KOOL MIKE on July 08, 2013, 07:54:46 AM
i used to build housing in timor
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: annoyedwithskating on July 08, 2013, 09:57:19 AM
Afghanistan, colonialism, post deconstructionism, empiricism, Bush, Cheney, Foucault, slavoj zizek, there... smart.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: 360 frip on July 08, 2013, 08:13:54 PM
Maybe it is just me, I swear there has been a spike in dumbness around here lately.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: J.R. on July 08, 2013, 08:33:01 PM
Maybe it is just me, I swear there has been a spike in dumbness around here lately.

Is that what your psychoanalysis of everyone's posts lead you to believe?
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: doomstation55 on July 08, 2013, 08:39:07 PM
Stop trying to sound smart in a thread about stupidity.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: J.R. on July 08, 2013, 08:39:39 PM
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Looks to me like you have a positive rep there nancy boy. Real men have negative 100 reps.

Testament to all the times they talked shit on somebody that couldn't come up with a decent response.
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No Mouth, you have a negative rep because you are a fan of growing your wealth off of the backs of low paid workers and brag about having bodyguards.

This might be out of left field but I remember I posted something about East Timor. I checked the thread and saw you were the only poster viewing, refreshed because my computer was acting up and saw I was kooked, and you were out of the thread (and I posted nothing else that day). You literally kook people for doing charity in South East Asia. Don't deny it.

Being from the region, do you call the help "coolies"? Just curious.

Oops, opened that can of worms.
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That's rough.
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Posting while drunk.

Hah don't worry, I didn't say that it wasn't justified lol
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: J.R. on July 08, 2013, 08:41:04 PM
Stop trying to sound smart in a thread about stupidity.

lol it's a continuation of the Keenan thread where he was talking about me needing psychoanalysis or something.
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: KOOL MIKE on July 08, 2013, 09:07:38 PM
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Stop trying to sound smart in a thread about stupidity.
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lol it's a continuation of the Keenan thread where he was talking about me needing psychoanalysis or something.

lol anal sis , are you da inbred
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: 360 frip on July 08, 2013, 09:15:41 PM
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Maybe it is just me, I swear there has been a spike in dumbness around here lately.
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Is that what your psychoanalysis of everyone's posts lead you to believe?

I don't think psychoanalysis is really necessary. I was thinking more about the HUF shoe thread. But, you are also a welcome addition to the Carnival of Moroni. :-*
Title: Re: How stupid is the average slapper?
Post by: J.R. on July 08, 2013, 09:33:54 PM
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Maybe it is just me, I swear there has been a spike in dumbness around here lately.
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Is that what your psychoanalysis of everyone's posts lead you to believe?
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I don't think psychoanalysis is really necessary. I was thinking more about the HUF shoe thread. But, you are also a welcome addition to the Carnival of Moroni. :-*


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