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Title: Historical Jeebus
Post by: chockfullofthat on July 11, 2013, 09:21:21 AM

Who was he? 

I heard he was a dude from Nazareth named Jeshua who had 8 siblings and hung out with gnarly dude called John the Baptist who would eat locusts in the woods and tell everyone that God was going to smite them and they needed to repent.  He was probably pretty bad ass because people wrote about him for a long time.  How should a non-believer think of him?

Title: Re: Historical Jeebus
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on July 11, 2013, 09:40:33 AM

8 year olds, dude.

Title: Re: Historical Jeebus
Post by: brycickle on July 11, 2013, 05:01:45 PM

Quote from: chockfullofthat on July 11, 2013, 09:21:21 AM

  How should a non-believer think of him?

As a hippie.

Title: Re: Historical Jeebus
Post by: LESBIAN on July 11, 2013, 05:19:21 PM

i can't believe people got crucified once upon a time, like wtf lol

Title: Re: Historical Jeebus
Post by: chockfullofthat on July 11, 2013, 05:37:47 PM

Quote from: LESBIAN on July 11, 2013, 05:19:21 PM

i can't believe people got crucified once upon a time, like wtf lol

Right?   :'(

That's only one form of ridiculous torture. Treason?  Man. Don't fuck with treason.

Title: Re: Historical Jeebus
Post by: LESBIAN on July 11, 2013, 05:52:16 PM

yea treason is bad, what about being stoned to death or burnt at the stake

Title: Re: Historical Jeebus
Post by: brycickle on July 11, 2013, 06:09:02 PM

Waterboarding is torture for real men. You guys are tripping.