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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: onepumpchump on July 18, 2013, 09:54:45 AM
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Wtf is up with 2013?
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true story
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for real?
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Wasn't he on HUF before they started making shoes? For that matter, wasn't Julien Stranger on too?
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confirmed
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Where is this info coming from? I is confused.
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confirmed.
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ummmmm.....wow?
Did Huf pull a team handsome trifecta?
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if this is a way of getting out of releasing a part in the nike chronicles 3 then fuck him.
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confirmed.
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no way
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Alex should not be on nike. and i like the dude. Im all for people doing what they want at their own pace but it seems really unfair to the workhorse skater thats getting paid shit and would die for a nike contract. hopefully Alex gets on some smaller companies, makes less money, and realizes the how cushy he had it because dude seems bummed on every sponsor he gets.
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Alex should not be on nike. and i like the dude. Im all for people doing what they want at their own pace but it seems really unfair to the workhorse skater thats getting paid shit and would die for a nike contract. hopefully Alex gets on some smaller companies, makes less money, and realizes the how cushy he had it because dude seems bummed on every sponsor he gets.
Well stated. Although this Huf thing is a hoax, it seems like he needs some perspective in his life.
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ummmmm.....wow?
Did Huf pull a team handsome trifecta?
I'm sick of people claimin' Austyn is team handsome. Just because he stretched out his shirt collar, cuffed his pants to perfection, and got a nice haircut doesn't take away the fact that he's got a pointy rat face.
Now, Nestor Judkins? I'd smooch that boy all day yo!
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ummmmm.....wow?
Did Huf pull a team handsome trifecta?
I'm sick of people claimin' Austyn is team handsome. Just because he stretched out his shirt collar, cuffed his pants to perfection, and got a nice haircut doesn't take away the fact that he's got a pointy rat face.
Now, Nestor Judkins? I'd smooch that boy all day yo!
For real! Gillette is to Team Handsome what Redman was to Wu-Tang.
Why isn't Kenny "Johnny Depp" Anderson in the Team Handsome talk, that motherfucker is dreamy, all homo.
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Kenny Anderson is mentioned everytime a Team Handsome thread pops up!
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Kenny Anderson is mentioned everytime a Team Handsome thread pops up!
yeah maybe on SLAP, because we appreciate a dashing man when we see one, but everywhere else homie gets no love.
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(http://25.media.tumblr.com/212b8a8274d0e7b3a871e12cffc149c4/tumblr_mi6cdpHwAa1riruaro1_500.jpg)
like for real, tell me Austyn doesn't look like the annoying younger brother right here.
He reminds me of the lead singer of The Scorpions too
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austin stephens is in another league compared to all those dudes.
(http://lovebryan.com/bryan2/data/upimages/wildride224.jpg)
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Agreed. Austin Stephens is the Most team handsome worthy.
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nah dawg
(http://b.vimeocdn.com/ts/140/352/140352625_640.jpg)
captain of #teamhandsome
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I just made an onion ring poutine.
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Glad somebody called bullshit on all the Austyn handsoming. I'm calling bullshit on AO on Huf. Anyone prove me wrong?
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Speaking of bullshit how was everyone's dump today? Mine was solid, Super healthy and felt great. Should I take a picture and share it tomorrow?
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Speaking of bullshit how was everyone's dump today? Mine was solid, Super healthy and felt great. Should I take a picture and share it tomorrow?
It was a fucking nightmare. Had to bring baby wipes to work.
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Speaking of bullshit how was everyone's dump today? Mine was solid, Super healthy and felt great. Should I take a picture and share it tomorrow?
My first was pretty messy and fully floating at about 4am. The second(which is just a late continuation of the first) was around 6ish after I had some coffee and freshly squeezed vegetables and that was whatevs. My 3rd was standard log at about 1pm.
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Speaking of bullshit how was everyone's dump today? Mine was solid, Super healthy and felt great. Should I take a picture and share it tomorrow?
What exactly is considered healthy?? I never know.....
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Speaking of bullshit how was everyone's dump today? Mine was solid, Super healthy and felt great. Should I take a picture and share it tomorrow?
You took three shits by 1pm?
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Speaking of bullshit how was everyone's dump today? Mine was solid, Super healthy and felt great. Should I take a picture and share it tomorrow?
What exactly is considered healthy?? I never know.....
I base it on the sink or float. if it sinks bad news. if it floats where all good.
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I just made an onion ring poutine.
You QC piece of shit mashed potatoes and fries avec shitty gravy from wendys is bad enough but how the fuck did you get onion rings involved
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_stool_scale (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_stool_scale)
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ummmmm.....wow?
Did Huf pull a team handsome trifecta?
I'm sick of people claimin' Austyn is team handsome. Just because he stretched out his shirt collar, cuffed his pants to perfection, and got a nice haircut doesn't take away the fact that he's got a pointy rat face.
Now, Nestor Judkins? I'd smooch that boy all day yo!
For real! Gillette is to Team Handsome what Redman was to Wu-Tang.
Why isn't Kenny "Johnny Depp" Anderson in the Team Handsome talk, that motherfucker is dreamy, all homo.
ILL BE DAMMED IF IM GONNA STAND HERE AND LET ANYONE BAD MOUTH REDMAN!
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THE ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS A.O
Jimon #5 [Alex Olson interviewed by Patrick Hoelck] behind the scenes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=554WPeRdEiY#ws)
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ummmmm.....wow?
Did Huf pull a team handsome trifecta?
I'm sick of people claimin' Austyn is team handsome. Just because he stretched out his shirt collar, cuffed his pants to perfection, and got a nice haircut doesn't take away the fact that he's got a pointy rat face.
Now, Nestor Judkins? I'd smooch that boy all day yo!
For real! Gillette is to Team Handsome what Redman was to Wu-Tang.
Why isn't Kenny "Johnny Depp" Anderson in the Team Handsome talk, that motherfucker is dreamy, all homo.
ILL BE DAMMED IF IM GONNA STAND HERE AND LET ANYONE BAD MOUTH REDMAN!
whoah whoah, not bad mouthing, just saying, he's more an associate than a member. It's what dem white folkz call an analogy
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THE ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS A.O
Jimon #5 [Alex Olson interviewed by Patrick Hoelck] behind the scenes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=554WPeRdEiY#ws)
wtf is wrong with his nipples?
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team handsome
(http://news.nhs-info.com/ricta/data/upimages/Jake_Dumcombe.jpg)
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ummmmm.....wow?
Did Huf pull a team handsome trifecta?
I'm sick of people claimin' Austyn is team handsome. Just because he stretched out his shirt collar, cuffed his pants to perfection, and got a nice haircut doesn't take away the fact that he's got a pointy rat face.
Now, Nestor Judkins? I'd smooch that boy all day yo!
For real! Gillette is to Team Handsome what Redman was to Wu-Tang.
Why isn't Kenny "Johnny Depp" Anderson in the Team Handsome talk, that motherfucker is dreamy, all homo.
ILL BE DAMMED IF IM GONNA STAND HERE AND LET ANYONE BAD MOUTH REDMAN!
whoah whoah, not bad mouthing, just saying, he's more an associate than a member. It's what dem white folkz call an analogy
Weren't 2/3 of the total population of NYC once considered to be Wu-Tang affiliates? ? I believe their crew also included 24.5% of the population of NJ as well.
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(http://25.media.tumblr.com/212b8a8274d0e7b3a871e12cffc149c4/tumblr_mi6cdpHwAa1riruaro1_500.jpg)
like for real, tell me Austyn doesn't look like the annoying younger brother right here.
He reminds me of the lead singer of The Scorpions too
that guy in the middle must be really good or something
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maybe hes funny or something? nah
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You'd think he'd have enough functioning brain to stay on Nike while ditching those board sponsors. Nike will keep paying him the big bucks
but Huf always puts out all those tour clips and shit.. would be cool to have those 3 together, along with the rest of their stellar team
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Speaking of bullshit how was everyone's dump today? Mine was solid, Super healthy and felt great. Should I take a picture and share it tomorrow?
You took three shits by 1pm?
Smouse takes two shits by 10am
Smouse (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx81fLvDtes#ws)
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THE ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS A.O
Jimon #5 [Alex Olson interviewed by Patrick Hoelck] behind the scenes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=554WPeRdEiY#ws)
Seriously, that niggas nipples look like they have ringworm around them.
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(http://imboycrazy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/alex_olson.los_angeles1.jpg)
Stay gold Pony Boy... Stay gold.
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Alright we gotta get this back on track... seriously. Austyn Gillete is still out there thinking for some for some batshit convoluted reason that he is handsome. We gotta take him down a few notches. Get a nosejob and start skating goofy bro, it's all been downhill since your Termite ad (which was tight as fuck).
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THE ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS A.O
Jimon #5 [Alex Olson interviewed by Patrick Hoelck] behind the scenes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=554WPeRdEiY#ws)
Seriously, that niggas nipples look like they have ringworm around them.
looked like shaggy nipple hair to me but yolo swag fuckit who cares
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can't wait till being handsome is out and being ugly as fuck is in
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can't wait till being handsome is out and being ugly as fuck is in
Remember that guy Gizmo who skated for Think?
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Agreed. Austin Stephens is the Most team handsome worthy.
Austin Stephens is the TM of Team Handsome.
(http://theskateboardmag.com/content/blogs/austin/tsm-78-austin.jpg)
Dude could get it any day of the week. Any time of day.
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I'm more concerned with the seriousness in which he answers his tumblr questions >:(
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You'd think he'd have enough functioning brain to stay on Nike while ditching those board sponsors. Nike will keep paying him the big bucks
Maybe he read MJ's Jenkem interview and got the guilts.
Maybe not.
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like for real, tell me Austyn doesn't look like the annoying younger brother right here.
He reminds me of the lead singer of The Scorpions too
that guy in the middle must be really good or something
am I the only one who thinks Dylan just looks like a fucked up, well dressed beaner here, when his heritage shows he instantly negates team handsome, Mexico is the least attractive heritage a person can have.
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ummmmm.....wow?
Did Huf pull a team handsome trifecta?
I'm sick of people claimin' Austyn is team handsome. Just because he stretched out his shirt collar, cuffed his pants to perfection, and got a nice haircut doesn't take away the fact that he's got a pointy rat face.
Now, Nestor Judkins? I'd smooch that boy all day yo!
For real! Gillette is to Team Handsome what Redman was to Wu-Tang.
Why isn't Kenny "Johnny Depp" Anderson in the Team Handsome talk, that motherfucker is dreamy, all homo.
This guy knows whats up /\
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Nestor Judkins should be on team handsome.
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yeah, gillett looks like a rat
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now that huf has shoes that kinda look a bit like soccer shoes... could be true (http://5.nicekicks.com/wp/files/2013/06/06.24.13-Huf-HR-1-and-Arena-7-784x486.jpg) ;D
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now that huf has shoes that kinda look a bit like soccer shoes... could be true (http://5.nicekicks.com/wp/files/2013/06/06.24.13-Huf-HR-1-and-Arena-7-784x486.jpg) ;D
Those shoes are amazing btw, I have another pair in grey this time coming to me. I can't wait, I've wanted to skate a soccer shoe other than the Samba or the Busenitz for a while now, and this one is perfect. Nike should really stop fucking up and bring the FC back...
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now that huf has shoes that kinda look a bit like soccer shoes... could be true (http://5.nicekicks.com/wp/files/2013/06/06.24.13-Huf-HR-1-and-Arena-7-784x486.jpg) ;D
Those shoes are amazing btw, I have another pair in grey this time coming to me. I can't wait, I've wanted to skate a soccer shoe other than the Samba or the Busenitz for a while now, and this one is perfect. Nike should really stop fucking up and bring the FC back...
yeah want these so bad but they haven't been released in germany yet! and the fc was such a good shoe had like 3 pairs, i'm kinda loking forward for the gato sb's
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can't wait till being handsome is out and being ugly as fuck is in
I'm going to kill it so hard when that happens, you guys don't even know
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Possible additions to #TeamUglyAsFuck?
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now that huf has shoes that kinda look a bit like soccer shoes... could be true (http://5.nicekicks.com/wp/files/2013/06/06.24.13-Huf-HR-1-and-Arena-7-784x486.jpg) ;D
Those shoes are amazing btw, I have another pair in grey this time coming to me. I can't wait, I've wanted to skate a soccer shoe other than the Samba or the Busenitz for a while now, and this one is perfect. Nike should really stop fucking up and bring the FC back...
yeah want these so bad but they haven't been released in germany yet! and the fc was such a good shoe had like 3 pairs, i'm kinda loking forward for the gato sb's
reminds me of the OG etnies Lo Cut, which is dope as fuck. these will get copped.
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like for real, tell me Austyn doesn't look like the annoying younger brother right here.
He reminds me of the lead singer of The Scorpions too
that guy in the middle must be really good or something
am I the only one who thinks Dylan just looks like a fucked up, well dressed beaner here, when his heritage shows he instantly negates team handsome, Mexico is the least attractive heritage a person can have.
Yeesh. That was one of the more racist things I've read on here in a minute.
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now that huf has shoes that kinda look a bit like soccer shoes... could be true (http://5.nicekicks.com/wp/files/2013/06/06.24.13-Huf-HR-1-and-Arena-7-784x486.jpg) ;D
Those shoes are amazing btw, I have another pair in grey this time coming to me. I can't wait, I've wanted to skate a soccer shoe other than the Samba or the Busenitz for a while now, and this one is perfect. Nike should really stop fucking up and bring the FC back...
yeah want these so bad but they haven't been released in germany yet! and the fc was such a good shoe had like 3 pairs, i'm kinda loking forward for the gato sb's
reminds me of the OG etnies Lo Cut, which is dope as fuck. these will get copped.
Yo fick, are you able to order them off of the Huf website? They are listed there, hopefully they do international shipping.
& CatchMYFADE, I remember those Etnies Lo Cut's, these are definitely way better. They last longer, absorb impact better and they don't blow out like how the Lo Cut did. These are one solid skate shoe, I'm waiting patiently for the royal blue ones to drop.
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now that huf has shoes that kinda look a bit like soccer shoes... could be true (http://5.nicekicks.com/wp/files/2013/06/06.24.13-Huf-HR-1-and-Arena-7-784x486.jpg) ;D
Those shoes are amazing btw, I have another pair in grey this time coming to me. I can't wait, I've wanted to skate a soccer shoe other than the Samba or the Busenitz for a while now, and this one is perfect. Nike should really stop fucking up and bring the FC back...
yeah want these so bad but they haven't been released in germany yet! and the fc was such a good shoe had like 3 pairs, i'm kinda loking forward for the gato sb's
reminds me of the OG etnies Lo Cut, which is dope as fuck. these will get copped.
Yo fick, are you able to order them off of the Huf website? They are listed there, hopefully they do international shipping.
& CatchMYFADE, I remember those Etnies Lo Cut's, these are definitely way better. They last longer, absorb impact better and they don't blow out like how the Lo Cut did. These are one solid skate shoe, I'm waiting patiently for the royal blue ones to drop.
the do ship to germany but they would cost 123$ incl shipping + 19% taxes, so thats kinda too much for a shoe to skate ;D
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now that huf has shoes that kinda look a bit like soccer shoes... could be true (http://5.nicekicks.com/wp/files/2013/06/06.24.13-Huf-HR-1-and-Arena-7-784x486.jpg) ;D
Those shoes are amazing btw, I have another pair in grey this time coming to me. I can't wait, I've wanted to skate a soccer shoe other than the Samba or the Busenitz for a while now, and this one is perfect. Nike should really stop fucking up and bring the FC back...
yeah want these so bad but they haven't been released in germany yet! and the fc was such a good shoe had like 3 pairs, i'm kinda loking forward for the gato sb's
reminds me of the OG etnies Lo Cut, which is dope as fuck. these will get copped.
Yo fick, are you able to order them off of the Huf website? They are listed there, hopefully they do international shipping.
& CatchMYFADE, I remember those Etnies Lo Cut's, these are definitely way better. They last longer, absorb impact better and they don't blow out like how the Lo Cut did. These are one solid skate shoe, I'm waiting patiently for the royal blue ones to drop.
the do ship to germany but they would cost 123$ incl shipping + 19% taxes, so thats kinda too much for a shoe to skate ;D
Oh man, yeah definitely better off waiting. Does it usually take a while for you guys to get product into the shops after we get them in our shops in the US?
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like for real, tell me Austyn doesn't look like the annoying younger brother right here.
He reminds me of the lead singer of The Scorpions too
that guy in the middle must be really good or something
am I the only one who thinks Dylan just looks like a fucked up, well dressed beaner here, when his heritage shows he instantly negates team handsome, Mexico is the least attractive heritage a person can have.
Yeesh. That was one of the more racist things I've read on here in a minute.
It's a south american thing, they make us look bad. or as Brian Griffin once said, thats not me , thats my father talking.
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like for real, tell me Austyn doesn't look like the annoying younger brother right here.
He reminds me of the lead singer of The Scorpions too
that guy in the middle must be really good or something
am I the only one who thinks Dylan just looks like a fucked up, well dressed beaner here, when his heritage shows he instantly negates team handsome, Mexico is the least attractive heritage a person can have.
Yeesh. That was one of the more racist things I've read on here in a minute.
Hah how do they make you look bad? My neighbors are Mexican and they seem like the nicest happy-go-lucky people I've ever met. Also all of the females in their family are extremely attractive too.
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Speaking of bullshit how was everyone's dump today? Mine was solid, Super healthy and felt great. Should I take a picture and share it tomorrow?
You took three shits by 1pm?
I take three or four shits pretty much every day. I attribute this to a high fiber intake and a regular coffee habit. However, I rarely achieve this by 1 P.M. When I do though, I usually get pretty stoked and tell my girlfriend about it.
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Speaking of bullshit how was everyone's dump today? Mine was solid, Super healthy and felt great. Should I take a picture and share it tomorrow?
You took three shits by 1pm?
I live on coffee and fiber too, but I usually have one or two healthy fire sales a day. Everything must go.
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now that huf has shoes that kinda look a bit like soccer shoes... could be true (http://5.nicekicks.com/wp/files/2013/06/06.24.13-Huf-HR-1-and-Arena-7-784x486.jpg) ;D
Those shoes are amazing btw, I have another pair in grey this time coming to me. I can't wait, I've wanted to skate a soccer shoe other than the Samba or the Busenitz for a while now, and this one is perfect. Nike should really stop fucking up and bring the FC back...
yeah want these so bad but they haven't been released in germany yet! and the fc was such a good shoe had like 3 pairs, i'm kinda loking forward for the gato sb's
reminds me of the OG etnies Lo Cut, which is dope as fuck. these will get copped.
Dog, it does look like a Low-Cut but it also looks like that fucked up Henry Sanchez shoe that bombed with that fucked up H on it.