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Title: What cologne do you wear?
Post by: Tracer on July 24, 2013, 07:54:04 PM
I got 3 in the rotation right now

(http://fimgs.net/images/perfume/nd.1037.jpg)

Girls love this one, they don't stop sniffing me with escada

(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSOeWQsflxiQB725FmaAo4AgARlcvYzipcsDQq_W_itk3hpGUZc)

Puma this one is ok just for a change

(http://fimgs.net/images/perfume/o.1761.jpg)

Metal jeans is solid, never heard a complaint about it
Title: Re: What cologne do you wear?
Post by: weedpop on July 24, 2013, 07:59:53 PM
I got 3 in the rotation right now

(http://fimgs.net/images/perfume/o.1761.jpg)

Metal jeans is solid, never heard a complaint about it

It's hard to complain with a chloroform-soaked cloth in your mouth.

3 bottles of cologne "in the rotation"? Tracer = confirmed date rapist.
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Post by: SEAN PABLO on July 24, 2013, 08:01:52 PM
LOL can't believe tracer is actually a rapist
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Post by: Tracer on July 24, 2013, 08:52:28 PM
How am I a rapist because I wear expensive cologne? Do my lacoste polos confirm my guilt?
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Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on July 24, 2013, 09:06:58 PM
glad ur back bro
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Post by: sweat stains on July 24, 2013, 09:21:13 PM
(http://www.geekalerts.com/u/Anchorman-Brian-Fantanas-sex-panther-cologne1.jpg)
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Post by: Will Easley on July 24, 2013, 09:42:11 PM
Gucci Mane - Kush Is My Cologne (exclusive) The State vs. Radric Davis (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4LMTHDvl0E#)
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Post by: fulfillthedream on July 24, 2013, 09:52:07 PM
that shit makes me sneeze. cologne is lame.
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Post by: mattofallmatts on July 25, 2013, 12:07:13 AM
What a fucking waste of money.
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Post by: foureyedjim on July 25, 2013, 12:13:14 AM
Tracer has to switch it up otherwise people start noticing he smells like shit either way.
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Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on July 25, 2013, 12:20:49 AM
lol, you cannot wear cologne, dummy. its a city. you cannot wear a city.
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Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on July 25, 2013, 12:57:34 AM
paging faster!
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Post by: Pearl on July 25, 2013, 05:53:23 AM
(http://0.static.wix.com/media/a5b57e135963885e967bcb464ca4015b.wix_mp_1024)

(http://hahenterprises.com/hahenterprises/sites/default/files/images/Shawty%20Lo%20sssshhhhh.jpg)
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Post by: 4LOM on July 25, 2013, 11:15:09 AM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-gs2noi4AxTc/TpXxR5wruZI/AAAAAAAAAOk/-Yl77arsRAU/s1600/Drakkar-Noir3.jpg)

All day.

I'd drink it if bitches weren't always holding me back.
Title: Re: What cologne do you wear?
Post by: Monty Burns on July 25, 2013, 02:58:36 PM
lol, you cannot wear cologne, dummy. its a city. you cannot wear a city.

Might be the most underrated joke of 2013  , its gold jerry  , gold !
Title: Re: What cologne do you wear?
Post by: SEAN PABLO on July 25, 2013, 04:47:01 PM
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lol, you cannot wear cologne, dummy. its a city. you cannot wear a city.
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Might be the most underrated joke of 2013?  , its gold jerry?  , gold !

its alright
Title: Re: What cologne do you wear?
Post by: BasicSkaater *Undead* on July 25, 2013, 04:49:52 PM
whatevers there,
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Post by: pancake man on July 25, 2013, 04:56:02 PM
I smell like a fucking apricot, bitches love apricots

(http://i.imgur.com/eJO7c3a.jpg)
Title: Re: What cologne do you wear?
Post by: Tracer on July 25, 2013, 05:13:58 PM
I smell like a fucking apricot, bitches love apricots

(http://i.imgur.com/eJO7c3a.jpg)
That's deodorant, womens deodorant.. Step your game up
Title: Re: What cologne do you wear?
Post by: pancake man on July 25, 2013, 05:24:42 PM
I think I'll stay confident in my one choice of deodorant
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Post by: brycickle on July 25, 2013, 05:32:24 PM
Lately it's been saw mix, bar oil and body odor.
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Post by: Fake Tits on July 25, 2013, 07:03:22 PM
Tracer one upping himself. Again.
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Post by: shredbuffalo on July 25, 2013, 07:17:10 PM
One light spray of Cool Water so only I or someone who's really close to me can smell it.
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Post by: Prison Wallet on July 25, 2013, 07:21:36 PM
paging faster!

Hahaha I couldn't remember his user name but thought the same thing. I was racking my brain for the homophobe Asian dude selling hardgoods out of his apartment in NYC.
Title: Re: What cologne do you wear?
Post by: bentmode on July 25, 2013, 07:23:08 PM
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lol, you cannot wear cologne, dummy. its a city. you cannot wear a city.
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Might be the most underrated joke of 2013?  , its gold jerry?  , gold !
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its alright

They're Europeans  ::)
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Post by: _UniversalTruth_ on July 25, 2013, 07:24:14 PM
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lol, you cannot wear cologne, dummy. its a city. you cannot wear a city.
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Might be the most underrated joke of 2013?  , its gold jerry?  , gold !
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its alright
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They're Europeans  ::)
forget it herc, americans can't laugh about anything unless you use the word "fuck".

cologne is a specific perfume coming from the city cologne isn't it? why do you call every perfume cologne?!

(http://vh00003.relaix.net/uploads/pics/flakon_100ml.jpg)
Title: Re: What cologne do you wear?
Post by: shredbuffalo on July 25, 2013, 07:46:44 PM
I fucking hate people who wear too much cologne/perfume. There's this janitor at my work who walks past me a few times a day who must bathe in cologne and it makes me gag. You should not be able to taste someone's cologne or perfume. If you do use it, use it wisely.
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Post by: MostlyLurkin' on July 25, 2013, 08:00:02 PM
Another great thread.
Title: Re: What cologne do you wear?
Post by: Tracer on July 25, 2013, 08:03:28 PM
How has noone said Axe??
Title: Re: What cologne do you wear?
Post by: jay on July 25, 2013, 08:10:34 PM
Chicks LOOOOOOVE cologne. �This cannot be overstated. �If you aren't wearing some during a night on the town, you are seriously limiting yourself. �Personally, I'm rocking some American Eagle shit I got from an old gf.
Title: Re: What cologne do you wear?
Post by: Choad Muskrat on July 25, 2013, 09:55:00 PM
i fucks with Versace

i even use the shampoo, you don't wanna know how much this liquid plutonium is worth, but you will never experience a better lather

(http://www.peepculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Versace-Pour-Homme-Hair-Body-Shampoo-1.gif)

Title: Re: What cologne do you wear?
Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on July 25, 2013, 10:22:33 PM
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lol, you cannot wear cologne, dummy. its a city. you cannot wear a city.
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Might be the most underrated joke of 2013?  , its gold jerry?  , gold !
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its alright
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They're Europeans  ::)
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forget it herc, americans can't laugh about anything unless you use the word "fuck".

cologne is a specific perfume coming from the city cologne isn't it? why do you call every perfume cologne?!

(http://vh00003.relaix.net/uploads/pics/flakon_100ml.jpg)

haha oh my god, that shit is the worst.

i mean "fuck that shit, i aint trippin on that fuck."
Title: Re: What cologne do you wear?
Post by: Monty Burns on July 25, 2013, 10:34:55 PM
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lol, you cannot wear cologne, dummy. its a city. you cannot wear a city.
[close]

Might be the most underrated joke of 2013?  , its gold jerry?  , gold !
[close]

its alright
[close]

They're Europeans  ::)
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forget it herc, americans can't laugh about anything unless you use the word "fuck".

cologne is a specific perfume coming from the city cologne isn't it? why do you call every perfume cologne?!

(http://vh00003.relaix.net/uploads/pics/flakon_100ml.jpg)
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haha oh my god, that shit is the worst.

i mean "fuck that shit, i aint trippin on that fuck."

Shiiiiit Sheeeeeit Shit Sheeeit - Senator Clay Davis, The Wire (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1dnqKGuezo#)
Title: Re: What cologne do you wear?
Post by: mattofallmatts on July 26, 2013, 01:33:07 AM
Lately it's been saw mix, bar oil and body odor.

Where you live brick? You work as a logger/landscaper or just clearing some stuff on your own property?
Title: Re: What cologne do you wear?
Post by: skate_bored on July 26, 2013, 02:49:24 PM
no deodorant, no cologne. quit wearing deodorant around 5 years ago because it was just turning into a gnarly cake of goo in my armpit by 10am. once i quit wearing it my armpits quit sweating as bad and i havent put any on since.

never had girls complain, in fact my girlfriend and all the ones previous to her have all liked the smell. in case  you missed science class, girls are attracted to their mans natural scent, so i guess that explains it.
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Post by: brycickle on July 26, 2013, 05:26:51 PM
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Lately it's been saw mix, bar oil and body odor.
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Where you live brick? You work as a logger/landscaper or just clearing some stuff on your own property?
Currently working as a wildland fire fighter for the Forest Service. It won't stop raining though so we're mostly doing project work. I.E. fuel removal.
Title: Re: What cologne do you wear?
Post by: noone1234 on July 26, 2013, 05:30:52 PM
cologne is for insecure wussies.
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Post by: Xen on July 26, 2013, 05:37:58 PM
no deodorant, no cologne. quit wearing deodorant around 5 years ago because it was just turning into a gnarly cake of goo in my armpit by 10am. once i quit wearing it my armpits quit sweating as bad and i havent put any on since.

never had girls complain, in fact my girlfriend and all the ones previous to her have all liked the smell. in case  you missed science class, girls are attracted to their mans natural scent, so i guess that explains it.

Yep, the right women will love your natural odor once things balance back to normal from not using deodorant. My ex's would straight-up inhale it and want to mount right up.

That said, for cologne, *if* you canone that sort of synchs up with your body odor even better; some of us do work with other people that might find BO offensive/unattractive.

My match is Green Irish Tweed, by Creed; created for none other than Cary Grant. Runs about $130-$160, last forever and you don't need much. Highly copied/lots of fakes out there so buyer beware.

(http://www.signaturescents.org/product_images/d/345/green_irish_tweed__99313.jpg)
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Post by: DEDBBIS on July 26, 2013, 09:22:13 PM
(http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5036/7173380948_fe2d73c8f9_z.jpg)
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Post by: _UniversalTruth_ on July 27, 2013, 03:34:17 AM
Perfume is for girls and metrosexuals, not skateboarders.
Title: Re: What cologne do you wear?
Post by: noone1234 on July 27, 2013, 05:27:23 AM
Chicks LOOOOOOVE cologne. �This cannot be overstated. �If you aren't wearing some during a night on the town, you are seriously limiting yourself. �Personally, I'm rocking some American Eagle shit I got from an old gf.

they also love dudes who dress like girls, men who are in touch with their feminine side, asking if you want your nails painted, and among other metro-borderline-gay crap.
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Post by: StFlour on July 27, 2013, 06:52:09 AM
ed hardy, bruh
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Post by: Tracer on July 27, 2013, 09:03:26 AM
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Chicks LOOOOOOVE cologne. �This cannot be overstated. �If you aren't wearing some during a night on the town, you are seriously limiting yourself. �Personally, I'm rocking some American Eagle shit I got from an old gf.
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they also love dudes who dress like girls, men who are in touch with their feminine side, asking if you want your nails painted, and among other metro-borderline-gay crap.
I just want to thank you for making it easier for all of us
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Post by: jay on July 27, 2013, 05:04:53 PM
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Chicks LOOOOOOVE cologne. �This cannot be overstated. �If you aren't wearing some during a night on the town, you are seriously limiting yourself. �Personally, I'm rocking some American Eagle shit I got from an old gf.
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they also love dudes who dress like girls, men who are in touch with their feminine side, asking if you want your nails painted, and among other metro-borderline-gay crap.

Ha, you sound like a very immature/insecure teenage boy.
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Post by: FCN on July 27, 2013, 05:28:58 PM
a body oder infused with whiskey, cigarettes and piss
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Post by: noone1234 on July 27, 2013, 06:29:33 PM
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Chicks LOOOOOOVE cologne. �This cannot be overstated. �If you aren't wearing some during a night on the town, you are seriously limiting yourself. �Personally, I'm rocking some American Eagle shit I got from an old gf.
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they also love dudes who dress like girls, men who are in touch with their feminine side, asking if you want your nails painted, and among other metro-borderline-gay crap.
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Ha, you sound like a very immature/insecure teenage boy.

not quite, yo.
Title: Re: What cologne do you wear?
Post by: DaleSr on September 22, 2021, 12:30:32 PM
Resurrecting a dead topic, but curious what all the current whatever lurkers wear or if you're into Cologne at all.

I have quite a few myself, but my favorites that i wear the most are

Tom Ford Tobacco Vanille, Grey Vetiver, Black Orchid & Ombre Leather

YSL L'homme

Gucci Guilty

And Montblanc Legend
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Post by: InternetDaddy on September 22, 2021, 12:36:09 PM
Resurrecting a dead topic, but curious what all the current whatever lurkers wear or if you're into Cologne at all.

I have quite a few myself, but my favorites that i wear the most are

Tom Ford Tobacco Vanille, Grey Vetiver, Black Orchid & Ombre Leather

YSL L'homme

Gucci Guilty

And Montblanc Legend

I had a bottle of Dior Sauvage for a while but ran out about a year ago and haven't felt like buying more since I don't leave the house much. Still have the deodorant stick but that shit doesn't work on my pits, gotta have something with some aluminum in it otherwise I'll start stinking halfway through the day lol
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Post by: childhood on September 22, 2021, 01:11:26 PM
Resurrecting a dead topic, but curious what all the current whatever lurkers wear or if you're into Cologne at all.

I have quite a few myself, but my favorites that i wear the most are

Tom Ford Tobacco Vanille, Grey Vetiver, Black Orchid & Ombre Leather

YSL L'homme

Gucci Guilty

And Montblanc Legend

My aunt works for a company that designs packaging basically, so she’s always giving me free stuff they get from the companies they do work for. I’ve wound up with a ton of cologne because of it.

L’homme really does smell great and is the main one I use, no way I’d be using it if I had to actually pay for it though.
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Post by: Hinna on September 22, 2021, 01:42:24 PM
b.o
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Post by: IUTSM on September 22, 2021, 01:44:34 PM
b.o

deez up in the spot over here
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Post by: Fhk on September 22, 2021, 07:41:29 PM
I feel like drakkar would still pull some poonanie.
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Post by: DaleSr on September 22, 2021, 09:08:57 PM
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Resurrecting a dead topic, but curious what all the current whatever lurkers wear or if you're into Cologne at all.

I have quite a few myself, but my favorites that i wear the most are

Tom Ford Tobacco Vanille, Grey Vetiver, Black Orchid & Ombre Leather

YSL L'homme

Gucci Guilty

And Montblanc Legend
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My aunt works for a company that designs packaging basically, so she’s always giving me free stuff they get from the companies they do work for. I’ve wound up with a ton of cologne because of it.

L’homme really does smell great and is the main one I use, no way I’d be using it if I had to actually pay for it though.

Hey if you wanna get rid of any, i will gladly accept any Cologne you wanna send my way.

I feel like drakkar would still pull some poonanie.

Nah the new killer is dior sauvage. Everybody loves that shit
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Post by: matty_c on September 22, 2021, 10:46:34 PM
Issey miyake, the boys one, polo blue, polo black, and polos number 1-4
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Post by: whale on September 23, 2021, 12:08:55 AM
Don’t wear much cologne anymore but I got a bottle Gucci Guilty and Agua di Gio still.
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Post by: iKobrakai on September 23, 2021, 12:50:59 AM
I don't sell used BMWs so just deo for me.
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Post by: Mouth on September 23, 2021, 01:53:46 AM
Louis Vuitton.
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Post by: DaleSr on September 23, 2021, 06:11:19 AM
Issey miyake, the boys one, polo blue, polo black, and polos number 1-4

A polo fan! How do the ladies down in oz react?
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Post by: GardenSkater77 on September 23, 2021, 06:21:35 AM
I feel like drakkar would still pull some poonanie.

I was gonna make a drakkar joke but you beat me to it. I think this was the only cologne I can remember the boys in my hs wearing. And all the girls smelled like peach or some fruit smell. Simpler times.
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Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on September 23, 2021, 07:29:21 AM
fragrance free ftw
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Post by: rawr1922 on September 23, 2021, 10:53:25 AM
fragrance free ftw

Totally
 
I love colognes however majority of time do more harm than good
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Post by: childhood on September 23, 2021, 12:18:08 PM
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Resurrecting a dead topic, but curious what all the current whatever lurkers wear or if you're into Cologne at all.

I have quite a few myself, but my favorites that i wear the most are

Tom Ford Tobacco Vanille, Grey Vetiver, Black Orchid & Ombre Leather

YSL L'homme

Gucci Guilty

And Montblanc Legend
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My aunt works for a company that designs packaging basically, so she’s always giving me free stuff they get from the companies they do work for. I’ve wound up with a ton of cologne because of it.

L’homme really does smell great and is the main one I use, no way I’d be using it if I had to actually pay for it though.
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Hey if you wanna get rid of any, i will gladly accept any Cologne you wanna send my way.

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I feel like drakkar would still pull some poonanie.
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Nah the new killer is dior sauvage. Everybody loves that shit

You into Ralph Lauren stuff? I’ve got two extra bottles of Polo blue & one of black
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Post by: DaleSr on September 23, 2021, 12:58:12 PM
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Resurrecting a dead topic, but curious what all the current whatever lurkers wear or if you're into Cologne at all.

I have quite a few myself, but my favorites that i wear the most are

Tom Ford Tobacco Vanille, Grey Vetiver, Black Orchid & Ombre Leather

YSL L'homme

Gucci Guilty

And Montblanc Legend
[close]

My aunt works for a company that designs packaging basically, so she’s always giving me free stuff they get from the companies they do work for. I’ve wound up with a ton of cologne because of it.

L’homme really does smell great and is the main one I use, no way I’d be using it if I had to actually pay for it though.
[close]

Hey if you wanna get rid of any, i will gladly accept any Cologne you wanna send my way.

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I feel like drakkar would still pull some poonanie.
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Nah the new killer is dior sauvage. Everybody loves that shit
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You into Ralph Lauren stuff? I’ve got two extra bottles of Polo blue & one of black

Yeah I'm down!
Title: Re: What cologne do you wear?
Post by: EdLawndale on September 23, 2021, 01:09:55 PM
I wear exclusively LaCoste, Hugo Boss and Polo that I find on discount.
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Post by: DaleSr on September 23, 2021, 01:29:30 PM
I wear exclusively LaCoste, Hugo Boss and Polo that I find on discount.

I see you like fresh sporty scents.

I'm a big fan of warm, boozy notes or just straight floral. I need to get some jasmine oil
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Post by: pica on September 23, 2021, 01:51:45 PM
Red polo, white lacoste, and here and there CK one it just reminds me of back in the day. I want to buy some proper stuff like tom ford or dior, but with all that covid and the masks im stores i dont find myself checking out fragrances in store to wear it to partys tha just don‘t happen anyways.
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Post by: Rockin Robbin on September 23, 2021, 03:45:14 PM
Aesop Hwyl
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Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on September 23, 2021, 08:40:09 PM
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fragrance free ftw
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Totally
 
I love colognes however majority of time do more harm than good
probably doesn’t help that any sort of fragrance basically takes my wife out for a good 12 hours if she gets a good whiff!
I wish my workplace would go fragrance free tbh…
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Post by: live, laugh, love on September 24, 2021, 11:08:44 AM
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/00841260999dc5b3a7ec9ec7410d54cd/tumblr_inline_pjfkf7uX7l1r18uik_540.gif)

OBSESSION, Obsession, obsession.....
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Post by: johnes on September 24, 2021, 01:34:10 PM
I’ve been thinking about buying that aftershave that grandpas wear. Stedson I think. Just for nostalgic /lol you smell like my grandpa reasons.
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Post by: ok boomer on September 24, 2021, 01:34:41 PM
Polo - green one
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Post by: Quique on September 24, 2021, 08:38:43 PM
A'men by Mugler and Chanel egoiste, the old one.
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Post by: Krooked antihero on September 25, 2021, 11:12:55 PM
Dior Sauvage ftw!