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Title: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
Post by: WeirdBeach on July 28, 2013, 06:46:57 PM
http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/have-you-seen-shaun-white-lately (http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/have-you-seen-shaun-white-lately)
Title: Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
Post by: MaryhillVibe on July 28, 2013, 07:13:37 PM
Who has the photo of Rocky Dennis with the short back and sides haircut?
Title: Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
Post by: Brick on July 28, 2013, 07:18:41 PM
the word team handsome needs to never be uttered again
Title: Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
Post by: Dr Steve Brule on July 28, 2013, 07:26:43 PM
pants aren't short enough
Title: Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
Post by: BraveUlysses on July 28, 2013, 07:35:12 PM
Almost everyone is at least a 6 in formal wear like that unless they're fucking hideous.
Title: Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
Post by: georgethecat on July 28, 2013, 07:39:03 PM
Shaun White Supply Co. He should supply himself with a gun to put in his mouth.  Then he could sell it at Walmart, and people from all over wherever the fuck Walmart exists could shoot Shaun White in the face and it would be Christmas everyday.
Title: Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
Post by: one-o-one on July 28, 2013, 08:01:12 PM
Shaun White? Handsome?

Shaun White's face looks like the area between God's and Jesus' taint in a Rosie O'Donnell/Steve Buscemi double penetration four-way.
Title: Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
Post by: wallieD on July 28, 2013, 08:55:32 PM
Who has the photo of Rocky Dennis with the short back and sides haircut?
(http://oi48.tinypic.com/24zc9wo.jpg)
Title: Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
Post by: Albatross on July 28, 2013, 10:30:38 PM
money and blow
Title: Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
Post by: doublesteveburger on July 28, 2013, 10:35:04 PM
word to whoever said 'everyones a 6' because of how formal they dress.
i'm a hideous chud but god damn do i look great in my suit and tie.

Title: Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
Post by: noileum on July 29, 2013, 01:01:30 AM
while he's undeniably less of a fucking mong now the ginger mane has gone . . . .

he's still a horrible looking cunt
Title: Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
Post by: cousinharold on July 29, 2013, 04:32:44 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/FcZDSTC.png)
Title: Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
Post by: HoudiniXLogic on July 29, 2013, 05:12:07 AM
Its probably just the angle at which the photograph was taken thats made him look better. Any ex-myspace-bathroom-cellphone chick can probably attest to that fact.

This kinda says it all.
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr06/2013/7/28/11/grid-cell-21805-1375025599-24.jpg)
Title: Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
Post by: jimmy on July 29, 2013, 07:41:05 AM
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(http://oi48.tinypic.com/24zc9wo.jpg)
Title: Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
Post by: MOUNTAIN on July 29, 2013, 07:42:23 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/FcZDSTC.png)

hahahahahah $$$$$
Title: Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
Post by: KOOL MIKE LOVE on July 29, 2013, 08:06:35 AM
fucking clown shoes
Title: Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
Post by: Spike Hawke on July 29, 2013, 08:58:48 AM
The comments from all the moist middle aged fat housewives at the bottom are worse than some of the shite that gets posted on SLAP.
Title: Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
Post by: xeric716x on July 29, 2013, 09:07:23 AM
this sucks
Title: Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
Post by: GAY on July 29, 2013, 09:49:23 AM
Unfortunately he still has that face that could make a train take a dirt road. Still...I wouldn't say no if his ass was pressed up against a glory hole.
Title: Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
Post by: Tracer on July 29, 2013, 10:02:51 AM
If you have a stylist you're not team handsome, you're team gay
Title: Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
Post by: JUSTICE BEAVER on July 29, 2013, 10:15:12 AM
If you have a stylist you're not team handsome, you're team gay
sick burn
Title: Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
Post by: layzieyez on July 29, 2013, 10:17:58 AM
Target money will buy you all the cosmetic surgery you want.  You don't think he's vain enough to let a doctor take a knife to his face?  Still not anywhere near handsome.
Title: Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
Post by: tortfeasor on July 29, 2013, 11:24:26 AM
lets work on more GAY posts, less gay threads


(http://www.photochopz.com/gallery/data/500/gaythreadsimmons.jpg)
Title: Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
Post by: WeirdBeach on July 29, 2013, 11:46:03 AM
Unfortunately he still has that face that could make a train take a dirt road. Still...I wouldn't say no if his ass was pressed up against a glory hole.
goddamn i hope Shaun lurks this thread just so he can read that last sentence.
Title: Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
Post by: StabMasterArson on July 29, 2013, 12:20:29 PM
The right instagram filter can make anyone handsome. Technology is making the youth gay, once again slap was ahead of the curve.
Title: Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
Post by: GAY on July 29, 2013, 12:45:38 PM
The right instagram filter can make anyone handsome. Technology is making the youth gay, once again slap was ahead of the curve.

I was gay WAY before instagram, yo! #gayhipster
Title: Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
Post by: Seamus_McShamebag on July 29, 2013, 02:10:17 PM
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Title: Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
Post by: Oprah Winfrey on July 29, 2013, 02:11:11 PM
The Ginger Mikey Taylor..
Title: Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
Post by: GAY on July 29, 2013, 03:23:48 PM
(http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/1852/jhst.png)

Holy fuck. Gnard.
Title: Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
Post by: TMKF on July 29, 2013, 03:56:13 PM
Damn he looks like Mikey Taylor now...

Mikey bites Dylan, Shaun bites Mikey....

Also a ginger could never be on Team Handsome.
Title: Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
Post by: shit_for_brains on July 29, 2013, 05:06:35 PM
Remember when Bob Burnquist almost killed him at that MTV thing? Can't believe he half assed that.
Title: Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
Post by: JB on July 29, 2013, 05:18:52 PM
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Holy fuck. Gnard.

Gold.
Title: Re: Shaun White. Team Handsome's Newest Member?
Post by: KOOL MIKE LOVE on July 30, 2013, 03:53:14 PM
Damn he looks like Mikey Taylor now...

Mikey bites Dylan, Shaun bites Mikey....

Also a ginger could never be on Team Handsome.

exactly, they don't count as people