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Title: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Young Satchel on October 25, 2013, 11:48:15 PM
Some absolute fuckery off DimeMTL's IG:

http://instagram.com/p/f51VzhjYW8/ (http://instagram.com/p/f51VzhjYW8/)

Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: mattofallmatts on October 25, 2013, 11:58:44 PM
Wait....

















ALL OF IT?












(http://i708.photobucket.com/albums/ww90/frederick36_/gif/scared.gif) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/frederick36_/media/gif/scared.gif.html)
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Choad Muskrat on October 26, 2013, 12:13:55 AM
It looks like hes riding a fucking tidal wave
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Powdered Toast Man! on October 26, 2013, 12:19:46 AM
It looks like hes riding a fucking tidal wave
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Bubblegum Tate on October 26, 2013, 12:22:08 AM
(http://distilleryimage0.s3.amazonaws.com/3ffc86623db311e3ac5e22000a9e5b34_7.jpg)
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: MuchasGracias on October 26, 2013, 12:28:27 AM
fucking crazy!!! where da footy at?
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: trannies and mannies on October 26, 2013, 12:29:30 AM
fuck
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Nigga on October 26, 2013, 12:30:30 AM
jake johnson is the best.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: zuma on October 26, 2013, 01:11:56 AM
that rideout at the bottom- make or break...
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: ben shraider on October 26, 2013, 01:15:54 AM
Holy fuck how does a trick like this just get tossed on instagram like that???
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: paraquat on October 26, 2013, 01:20:14 AM
jake johnson is the best.
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Post by: Andrefosho on October 26, 2013, 01:37:26 AM
Next level.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: kools on October 26, 2013, 01:42:18 AM
Insane  :o
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Energy Turtle on October 26, 2013, 02:35:21 AM
that made me grunt. does the wall really end at the stairs!!?
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: wallieD on October 26, 2013, 03:13:26 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EeIOeYKd-c
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: TheDraught on October 26, 2013, 03:23:43 AM
Holy fuck how does a trick like this just get tossed on instagram like that???

Poached.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Deekay on October 26, 2013, 03:44:06 AM
Cant wait to see this footage, the impact after leaving the wall must be brutal
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: heritage on October 26, 2013, 04:27:00 AM
Holy fuck how does a trick like this just get tossed on instagram like that???

Was wondering that myself.

That is insanity.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Tarquin on October 26, 2013, 05:16:44 AM
The light in the top right corner looks like it's in a magazine and they took a photo of the page. This is fucked.

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Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: ttching! on October 26, 2013, 05:29:47 AM
Jaker has a Deathwish.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Probably A Robot on October 26, 2013, 05:30:53 AM
4.3 Billion Dollars (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GHX8dvuFUQ#)
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Stoop Kid 2.0 on October 26, 2013, 05:33:37 AM
Cover worthy.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Nigga on October 26, 2013, 05:42:01 AM
The light in the top right corner looks like it's in a magazine and they took a photo of the page. This is fucked.

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I'm pretty sure it's in the new Thrasher
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: tom on October 26, 2013, 06:04:08 AM
Wallride from hell. Jeez Louise
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Phosphoresence on October 26, 2013, 06:05:08 AM
(http://distilleryimage7.s3.amazonaws.com/635814043db411e39b2522000a9f13d5_8.jpg)

the drawing at the bottom shows which way he went......
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: heritage on October 26, 2013, 06:35:36 AM
As an aside, I actually really like that new Workshop 'Archival' board series in the Jake ad. I see Gilbert has an 8.3 in the series, so I might have to scoop that.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: the snake on October 26, 2013, 07:17:32 AM
don't want to be that guy, it's gnarly, but how can we call that a wallride ? no wall here...
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: dinosaur on October 26, 2013, 07:23:42 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wall (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wall)

yes, that's a wall. the wall in question is not 90 degree vertical, but it is still a wall.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: witty pseudonym on October 26, 2013, 07:30:56 AM
don't want to be that guy, it's gnarly, but how can we call that a wallride ? no wall here...

You are just the worst kind of person. 
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Cockaigne on October 26, 2013, 07:35:38 AM
Wallride bucketlist?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_walls (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_walls)

Next up is for someone to carve onto the upper banks and kickflip back into the steep.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: skateordie on October 26, 2013, 07:40:04 AM
don't want to be that guy, it's gnarly, but how can we call that a wallride ? no wall here...

was thinking the same thing. no doubt it's gnarly and i could never do anything like it, but it's a bank ride.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Young Satchel on October 26, 2013, 07:41:47 AM
don't want to be that guy, it's gnarly, but how can we call that a wallride ? no wall here...

"Very large and steep bank ride of pain" doesn't have quite the same ring to it.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: the snake on October 26, 2013, 07:58:09 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wall (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wall)

yes, that's a wall. the wall in question is not 90 degree vertical, but it is still a wall.
first words from your link: A wall is a vertical structure
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: tom on October 26, 2013, 08:17:40 AM
don't want to be that guy, it's gnarly, but how can we call that a wallride ? no wall here...
you're an idiot. It looks like one of those banks that's so steep it's impossible to get to the top of, let alone ride more that five feet on. It's also slick looking marble and looks to end somewhere near vert ramp high. It's a wallride
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: redhatchet on October 26, 2013, 08:27:25 AM
don't want to be that guy, it's gnarly, but how can we call that a wallride ? no wall here...

Leave technicalities and all your other lame bullshit to ESPN and the Olympics, kook.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: the snake on October 26, 2013, 08:56:49 AM
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don't want to be that guy, it's gnarly, but how can we call that a wallride ? no wall here...
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you're an idiot. It looks like one of those banks that's so steep it's impossible to get to the top of, let alone ride more that five feet on. It's also slick looking marble and looks to end somewhere near vert ramp high. It's a wallride
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSepAupV3YOdnWDj1rqijhnRKslp56fQ7y7YSculPWiVTcSbSqXww)
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: the snake on October 26, 2013, 09:01:55 AM
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don't want to be that guy, it's gnarly, but how can we call that a wallride ? no wall here...
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Leave technicalities and all your other lame bullshit to ESPN and the Olympics, kook.
(http://img.pandawhale.com/59915-Dog-slap-smack-gif-NRiZ.gif)
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: botefdunn on October 26, 2013, 09:38:16 AM
first time I saw this spot, I went and stood at the top, knowing what would inevitably happen, but unable to really conceive of it. Still not sure that I can.

Not only is it a wallride, it is pretty much the wallride.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: bubbles on October 26, 2013, 10:28:29 AM
heard this dude was gay
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: frig deuce on October 26, 2013, 10:52:11 AM
can't wait to see the footy. this is too gnar.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Fenzadill on October 26, 2013, 11:21:13 AM
don't want to be that guy, it's gnarly, but how can we call that a wallride ? no wall here...

Go drop in and post the footage, it's just a bank BRAH
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: the snake on October 26, 2013, 11:38:46 AM
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don't want to be that guy, it's gnarly, but how can we call that a wallride ? no wall here...
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Go drop in and post the footage, it's just a bank BRAH
ok, it"s a fucking big gnarly bank but it's not a fucking wallride, get it ?
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Camp Grunge on October 26, 2013, 11:46:47 AM
Should definitely be a cover. Thats the coolest thing ive seen in awhile, so fucking gnarly. He's one of the guys actually pushing the limits of skating
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Fenzadill on October 26, 2013, 11:49:17 AM
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don't want to be that guy, it's gnarly, but how can we call that a wallride ? no wall here...
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Go drop in and post the footage, it's just a bank BRAH
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ok, it"s a fucking big gnarly bank but it's not a fucking wallride, get it ?

Wallride is a catch-all term.  This isn't tax law.  So to define it as a "wallride" you require a 90 degree angle?  Do bank to walls count?  How about wallies should they sometimes be called bankies?

I understand how the slightest bank on a wall surface makes wallriding WAY easier, but you are arguing technicalities, just look at the nice photograph.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: the snake on October 26, 2013, 12:04:14 PM
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don't want to be that guy, it's gnarly, but how can we call that a wallride ? no wall here...
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Go drop in and post the footage, it's just a bank BRAH
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ok, it"s a fucking big gnarly bank but it's not a fucking wallride, get it ?
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Wallride is a catch-all term.  This isn't tax law.  So to define it as a "wallride" you require a 90 degree angle?  Do bank to walls count?  How about wallies should they sometimes be called bankies?

I understand how the slightest bank on a wall surface makes wallriding WAY easier, but you are arguing technicalities, just look at the nice photograph.
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Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: White Owl on October 26, 2013, 12:08:21 PM
jake johnson is the best.

x infinity

everyone saying this isnt a wallride can go fuck themselves
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: tidwid on October 26, 2013, 12:13:43 PM
I don't know why he thought this was OK to do. I'm scared.

Also, surfers ought to step it up now.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: the snake on October 26, 2013, 12:27:01 PM
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x infinity

everyone saying this isnt a wallride can go fuck themselves
(http://static1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/That+s...+new...+are+you+talking+about+American+slavery+I+ve+never+_59d4835d3bdba6755b73af5f0dc79da4.gif)
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: ttching! on October 26, 2013, 03:31:01 PM
(http://distilleryimage0.s3.amazonaws.com/3ffc86623db311e3ac5e22000a9e5b34_7.jpg)

Needs to be on page 2.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: MuchasGracias on October 26, 2013, 03:42:01 PM
no, yup it's definitely a wallride
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: stratosphere on October 26, 2013, 05:17:12 PM
further supports my opinion that he's the best alive
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Camp Grunge on October 26, 2013, 05:27:46 PM
how the fuck do you look at that and think "yeah i could probably wallride that"
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: tom on October 26, 2013, 06:37:48 PM
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don't want to be that guy, it's gnarly, but how can we call that a wallride ? no wall here...
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you're an idiot. It looks like one of those banks that's so steep it's impossible to get to the top of, let alone ride more that five feet on. It's also slick looking marble and looks to end somewhere near vert ramp high. It's a wallride
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(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSepAupV3YOdnWDj1rqijhnRKslp56fQ7y7YSculPWiVTcSbSqXww)
you're an idiot and I hate you and I'd take a shit on your pillow. You single out one section of an entire logical point. Eat shit asshole. Is pizza al taglio not pizza because it's baked in a rectangular shape instead of round?
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Iceman on October 26, 2013, 07:41:07 PM
I straightened the picture out since it had a deceiving tilt. It looks less steep now, but it still looks way steeper than the beryl banks. And those are pretty much the steepest banks one can skate like a bank. I'd say that alone makes it a wallride.

Also, I feel for his ankles if he bailed at all and tried to run out on those stairs.

(http://i.imgur.com/0KLW46E.jpg)
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: HeadInLionsMouth on October 26, 2013, 07:42:51 PM
The speed he must have had to clear those bottom stairs...

so fucking great
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: J.R. on October 26, 2013, 07:48:48 PM
If anyone can do that properly, it's him.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: I_AM_BURNT on October 26, 2013, 08:12:53 PM
WALLRIDE OH YEAH OH YEAH... OH YEAH

BANKRIDE OH YEAH OH YEAH... OH YEAH
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: REALtoREEL on October 26, 2013, 08:34:59 PM
Don't wanna be that guy but.... ABD
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Charles Smith on October 26, 2013, 08:52:40 PM
Don't wanna be that guy but.... ABD

go on...
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Young Satchel on October 26, 2013, 09:17:03 PM
Funny how ere one who "doesn't wanna be that guy" clearly wants to be that guy. Fuck people.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: shitsandwich on October 26, 2013, 10:07:19 PM
Don't wanna be that guy but.... ABD

LIARRRRRR
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: White Owl on October 26, 2013, 11:25:37 PM
I straightened the picture out since it had a deceiving tilt. It looks less steep now, but it still looks way steeper than the beryl banks. And those are pretty much the steepest banks one can skate like a bank. I'd say that alone makes it a wallride.

Also, I feel for his ankles if he bailed at all and tried to run out on those stairs.

(http://i.imgur.com/0KLW46E.jpg)

definitely a wallride. i think of it this way. at the bottome of the first set you still couldnt roll up that "bank" to the top. and do a stall, maybe not even at the very top where its only like 4 ft it would still be a pain in the ass to go straight up it
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: 360 frip on October 26, 2013, 11:36:08 PM
I heard he landed it, then got out a barometer and checked wiki.

So upset that it wasn't a wall, he straight Instagrammed it.

Find a real wall next time pussy.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: the snake on October 26, 2013, 11:53:27 PM
(http://images.wikia.com/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/c/ca/Funny-gif-didnt-read-lol.gif)
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: plod on October 27, 2013, 03:39:01 AM
Fuck Between this and The Dane's 50 50 to drop my mind is blown.

This is like Jeremy Wray roof gap levels of gnar, really should have been a cover.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: kools on October 27, 2013, 04:32:58 AM
seems alien are doing just fine.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: excitableboy on October 27, 2013, 06:23:26 AM
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I straightened the picture out since it had a deceiving tilt. It looks less steep now, but it still looks way steeper than the beryl banks. And those are pretty much the steepest banks one can skate like a bank. I'd say that alone makes it a wallride.

Also, I feel for his ankles if he bailed at all and tried to run out on those stairs.

(http://i.imgur.com/0KLW46E.jpg)
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definitely a wallride. i think of it this way. at the bottome of the first set you still couldnt roll up that "bank" to the top. and do a stall, maybe not even at the very top where its only like 4 ft it would still be a pain in the ass to go straight up it

The Snake is right of course, technically. Yet 'wallride' is a fairer description of this, similar to how one may call those who discriminate on outward appearance, racists - they are not technically racists, but their behavior is so appalling that it deserves a word with strong connotations. Severely slanted bank-ride is unpractical but also does not do it justice.

Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: KoRnholio8 on October 27, 2013, 07:07:10 AM
dude wallrided a giant darth wader.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: okdad on October 27, 2013, 07:41:15 AM
I heard he landed it, then got out a barometer and checked wiki.

So upset that it wasn't a wall, he straight Instagrammed it.

Find a real wall next time pussy.
So he did the trick, then measured the air pressure?
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: 360 frip on October 27, 2013, 07:58:19 AM
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I heard he landed it, then got out a barometer and checked wiki.

So upset that it wasn't a wall, he straight Instagrammed it.

Find a real wall next time pussy.
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So he did the trick, then measured the air pressure?

 ;D spirit level. Sorry, drinking...

Either way, anyone not calling that a wallride can get fucked.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Dummbert on October 27, 2013, 10:09:58 AM
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don't want to be that guy, it's gnarly, but how can we call that a wallride ? no wall here...
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Go drop in and post the footage, it's just a bank BRAH
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ok, it"s a fucking big gnarly bank but it's not a fucking wallride, get it ?
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Wallride is a catch-all term.  This isn't tax law.  So to define it as a "wallride" you require a 90 degree angle?  Do bank to walls count?  How about wallies should they sometimes be called bankies?

I understand how the slightest bank on a wall surface makes wallriding WAY easier, but you are arguing technicalities, just look at the nice photograph.

i'm in for the bankies!
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Dummbert on October 27, 2013, 10:10:48 AM
how the fuck do you look at that and think "yeah i could probably wall bankride that"

fixed
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: shone237 on October 27, 2013, 11:31:25 AM
I hate to not be that guy but that's a fucking bank. If you wanna call it a wall ride that's fine but your wrong. He is able to carve over all the stairs because he has the grip of his wheels. You don't get that on a wall, simple science really.

I find it hard to believe this is nbd. I wouldn't want to live in a place that had a spot like that and not one skater that wouldn't give that thing a ride. If that was in LA it would have been carved 20yrs ago.

Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: witty pseudonym on October 27, 2013, 11:44:39 AM
You kids crack me up, a sick photo of an amazing trick and you are arguing the semantics of verticality. 

Hopefully this will get things back on track:

Jake Johnson - Short Ends (full part w/ intro) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74pZqJ_r4nE#)


Brick Harbor Welcomes Jake Johnson on Vimeo (http://vimeo.com/47172023)

Jake Johnson - Mind Field (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gx4PKwSfNY#)

Jake Johnson - Destructotrucks. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7-7eALYhNw#)

Transworld Cinematographer project - Alien workshop (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9zSh-e9S44#) 
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Patey on October 27, 2013, 11:53:31 AM
this photo is as gnarly as this thread is regular
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Mundungus on October 27, 2013, 12:06:16 PM
I hate to not be that guy but that's a fucking bank. If you wanna call it a wall ride that's fine but your wrong. He is able to carve over all the stairs because he has the grip of his wheels. You don't get that on a wall, simple science really.

I find it hard to believe this is nbd. I wouldn't want to live in a place that had a spot like that and not one skater that wouldn't give that thing a ride. If that was in LA it would have been carved 20yrs ago.



IF ONLY IT WAS IN LA!!
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Iceman on October 27, 2013, 12:17:21 PM
I vote for it being called a "waveride"


(http://i.imgur.com/ESSDjh8.jpg)
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: BRIX SKWIKZ on October 27, 2013, 12:28:46 PM
YES!
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: foureyedjim on October 27, 2013, 12:43:57 PM
this thread
is funneh
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on October 27, 2013, 12:58:09 PM
Wow. The snake is the biggest kook to come onto this site in years. Instead of appreciating the beauty and gnarliness of what Jake is doing, and how impossible it would be for just about anybody else to do, he bitches and whines about semantics. Do you think Jake can't do wallrides, or that it matters what its called? Its fucking gnarly, but your smarmy little bitchass just wants to sit posting stupid gifs and ruining everybody else's chance to appreciate something of such beauty.
Oh, and its a shame this room has no walls, it must get drafty:
(http://static.dezeen.com/uploads/2010/10/dzn_Parish-House-St-Josef-by-Frei-and-Saarinen-Architects-17.jpg)
you stupid, stupid child.

Oh, and whoever said that riding on a polished marble wall with a slight tilt to it is easy because your wheels grip is outting himself. You ever try to wallride marble? No fucking grip whatsoever. Along with that, vertical walls can be very grippy and hold onto your wheels. Basically, you've never done a wallride and your nitpicking doesn't mean shit. And don't give me that "but this isn't a wall" bullshit. Can you stand on what he is riding without falling off or slipping down it? Then its a fucking wall. If somebody was waiting outside of that would he tell a person he is meeting that he is leaning on the steep bank waiting, or that he's leaning on a wall? Exactly. See, I can play semantic games too that make you look fucking stupid.
But that doesn't matter.
What does matter is the fact that you are both stupid fucking kooks who think they are special and decoding something by coming up with some sort of semantic argument that you think matters instead of appreciating the beauty of what is being done. No matter what argument you come up with, you lose for not realizing how awesome this is.
Now sit down and shut the fuck up, stupid child.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on October 27, 2013, 01:02:41 PM
Sorry for the double post, but the last one was just to shut up the kooks. Now my thoughts on the WALLRIDE-
Fucking beautiful and so gnarly. just dropping in on something like that would be death, I can only imagine how gnarly the slams must have been on that- Come up short, you're fucked, balance wrong on the landing, you're fucked, come off the wall at the wrong point, you're fucked, don't turn it quite right, you're fucked. Basically, on something like this, you have to approach and execute it perfectly or you're fucked.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Iceman on October 27, 2013, 01:50:33 PM
(http://puu.sh/51got.png)

And if they are back-to-back you get bonus points.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: ben shraider on October 27, 2013, 02:39:20 PM
Sorry for the double post, but the last one was just to shut up the kooks. Now my thoughts on the WALLRIDE-
Fucking beautiful and so gnarly. just dropping in on something like that would be death, I can only imagine how gnarly the slams must have been on that- Come up short, you're fucked, balance wrong on the landing, you're fucked, come off the wall at the wrong point, you're fucked, don't turn it quite right, you're fucked. Basically, on something like this, you have to approach and execute it perfectly or you're fucked.

Techincally it's a bankride, not a wallride, but the name of the trick doesn't change how gnarly it is, so the rant is somewhat pointless. And obviously that would be way gnarlier if it was a straight wall no matter how grippy it was.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: waltercronkite on October 27, 2013, 03:31:41 PM
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Sorry for the double post, but the last one was just to shut up the kooks. Now my thoughts on the WALLRIDE-
Fucking beautiful and so gnarly. just dropping in on something like that would be death, I can only imagine how gnarly the slams must have been on that- Come up short, you're fucked, balance wrong on the landing, you're fucked, come off the wall at the wrong point, you're fucked, don't turn it quite right, you're fucked. Basically, on something like this, you have to approach and execute it perfectly or you're fucked.
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Techincally it's a bankride, not a wallride, but the name of the trick doesn't change how gnarly it is, so the rant is somewhat pointless. And obviously that would be way gnarlier if it was a straight wall no matter how grippy it was.
Shut the fuck up Donny [short version] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UWxkrWRtwA#)
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: kools on October 27, 2013, 03:37:17 PM
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Sorry for the double post, but the last one was just to shut up the kooks. Now my thoughts on the WALLRIDE-
Fucking beautiful and so gnarly. just dropping in on something like that would be death, I can only imagine how gnarly the slams must have been on that- Come up short, you're fucked, balance wrong on the landing, you're fucked, come off the wall at the wrong point, you're fucked, don't turn it quite right, you're fucked. Basically, on something like this, you have to approach and execute it perfectly or you're fucked.
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Techincally it's a bankride, not a wallride, but the name of the trick doesn't change how gnarly it is, so the rant is somewhat pointless. And obviously that would be way gnarlier if it was a straight wall no matter how grippy it was.

Technically? - according to what?
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: ben shraider on October 27, 2013, 03:55:01 PM
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Sorry for the double post, but the last one was just to shut up the kooks. Now my thoughts on the WALLRIDE-
Fucking beautiful and so gnarly. just dropping in on something like that would be death, I can only imagine how gnarly the slams must have been on that- Come up short, you're fucked, balance wrong on the landing, you're fucked, come off the wall at the wrong point, you're fucked, don't turn it quite right, you're fucked. Basically, on something like this, you have to approach and execute it perfectly or you're fucked.
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Techincally it's a bankride, not a wallride, but the name of the trick doesn't change how gnarly it is, so the rant is somewhat pointless. And obviously that would be way gnarlier if it was a straight wall no matter how grippy it was.
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Technically? - according to what?

It's not a wall, it's a bank
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: SkateViolence on October 27, 2013, 04:03:07 PM
you guys it's a bank wall
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: heritage on October 27, 2013, 04:05:52 PM
You kids crack me up, a sick photo of an amazing trick and you are arguing the semantics of verticality. 

This.

It's hilariously embarrassing that the beauty of the photo and balls it took to pull the wallride off can't just simply be appreciated.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: tidwid on October 27, 2013, 04:54:37 PM
I vote for it being called a "waveride"


(http://i.imgur.com/ESSDjh8.jpg)

2nd'd
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on October 27, 2013, 05:14:17 PM
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Sorry for the double post, but the last one was just to shut up the kooks. Now my thoughts on the WALLRIDE-
Fucking beautiful and so gnarly. just dropping in on something like that would be death, I can only imagine how gnarly the slams must have been on that- Come up short, you're fucked, balance wrong on the landing, you're fucked, come off the wall at the wrong point, you're fucked, don't turn it quite right, you're fucked. Basically, on something like this, you have to approach and execute it perfectly or you're fucked.
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Techincally it's a bankride, not a wallride, but the name of the trick doesn't change how gnarly it is, so the rant is somewhat pointless. And obviously that would be way gnarlier if it was a straight wall no matter how grippy it was.
Actually, you don't know what "semantics" means. What it means is that the person before, and now you, are arguing over what to call it, as if it makes any difference in terms of how gnarly it is. Also, mentioning ways it could be gnarlier is also stupid child shit. It would also be gnarlier if the wall was over a pit of hungry crocodiles. Who cares? That shit is gnarly and a bunch of semantic obsessed children who don't understand the dynamics of how wallrides work are whining. The wallride is rad, the kids complaining and nitpicking are not.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on October 27, 2013, 05:16:05 PM
gnarride
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: foureyedjim on October 27, 2013, 05:40:22 PM
gnarride
(http://sports.phillipmartin.info/surfer%20dude.gif)
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Hairy Ballsagna on October 27, 2013, 05:44:07 PM
Good for him, I heard he has been training hard and going to bed early. If the governing bodies rule that this is indeed a wall ride, it could place him in the running for SOTY. If not, then... meh.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: camel filters on October 27, 2013, 05:49:05 PM
this got me stoked. haven't skated in a week or so and this is a great motivator to change that. i really do hope alien pulls through this weird period of AVE, Dill, Terp, and likely Grant leaving and continue to be cool.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: ben shraider on October 27, 2013, 06:20:31 PM
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You kids crack me up, a sick photo of an amazing trick and you are arguing the semantics of verticality. 
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This.

It's hilariously embarrassing that the beauty of the photo and balls it took to pull the wallride off can't just simply be appreciated.

There's nobody on this thread that's not appreciating the trick and thinking that it's gnarly, but as a bunch of skate nerds people are arguing about the name of the trick. You don't see too many people here 'simply appreciating' f.ex. something Nyjah does. Not really how this forum works.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: 360 frip on October 27, 2013, 06:34:56 PM
Can't wait to see someone skate it as a bank.

I'd guess quite a few wall-rides have been done on slightly angled walls.

Wonder how many tries this took?

I can't even imagine how to bail it.

This is way more exciting than the Burman cover to me. The Louie Lopez lip 5-0 was great too...
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: excitableboy on October 27, 2013, 06:41:39 PM
Can't wait to see someone skate it as a bank.

I'd guess quite a few wall-rides have been done on slightly angled walls.

Wonder how many tries this took?

I can't even imagine how to bail it.

This is way more exciting than the Burman cover to me. The Louie Lopez lip 5-0 was great too...
*boardslide 5-0. Not that I didn't appreciate it.

Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: 360 frip on October 27, 2013, 06:50:15 PM
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Can't wait to see someone skate it as a bank.

I'd guess quite a few wall-rides have been done on slightly angled walls.

Wonder how many tries this took?

I can't even imagine how to bail it.

This is way more exciting than the Burman cover to me. The Louie Lopez lip 5-0 was great too...
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*boardslide 5-0. Not that I didn't appreciate it.



My mistake. Not even drunk (yet)...

I would actually like to see the bails on this wallride though.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on October 27, 2013, 07:40:08 PM
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You kids crack me up, a sick photo of an amazing trick and you are arguing the semantics of verticality. 
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This.

It's hilariously embarrassing that the beauty of the photo and balls it took to pull the wallride off can't just simply be appreciated.
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There's nobody on this thread that's not appreciating the trick and thinking that it's gnarly, but as a bunch of skate nerds people are arguing about the name of the trick. You don't see too many people here 'simply appreciating' f.ex. something Nyjah does. Not really how this forum works.
No, some fucking idiots who have never done a wallride are trying to talk shit on something amazing and are trying to nitpick something amazing.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Zurg on October 27, 2013, 07:50:35 PM
no one calls anything a bank ride
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: _aminal on October 27, 2013, 08:22:55 PM
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don't want to be that guy, it's gnarly, but how can we call that a wallride ? no wall here...
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Go drop in and post the footage, it's just a bank BRAH
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ok, it"s a fucking big gnarly bank but it's not a fucking wallride, get it ?

nah this is a wall ride dude; what the fuck is a bank ride?
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: the snake on October 27, 2013, 09:09:11 PM
Wow. The snake is the biggest kook to come onto this site in years. Instead of appreciating the beauty and gnarliness of what Jake is doing, and how impossible it would be for just about anybody else to do, he bitches and whines about semantics. Do you think Jake can't do wallrides, or that it matters what its called? Its fucking gnarly, but your smarmy little bitchass just wants to sit posting stupid gifs and ruining everybody else's chance to appreciate something of such beauty.
Oh, and its a shame this room has no walls, it must get drafty:
(http://static.dezeen.com/uploads/2010/10/dzn_Parish-House-St-Josef-by-Frei-and-Saarinen-Architects-17.jpg)
you stupid, stupid child.

Oh, and whoever said that riding on a polished marble wall with a slight tilt to it is easy because your wheels grip is outting himself. You ever try to wallride marble? No fucking grip whatsoever. Along with that, vertical walls can be very grippy and hold onto your wheels. Basically, you've never done a wallride and your nitpicking doesn't mean shit. And don't give me that "but this isn't a wall" bullshit. Can you stand on what he is riding without falling off or slipping down it? Then its a fucking wall. If somebody was waiting outside of that would he tell a person he is meeting that he is leaning on the steep bank waiting, or that he's leaning on a wall? Exactly. See, I can play semantic games too that make you look fucking stupid.
But that doesn't matter.
What does matter is the fact that you are both stupid fucking kooks who think they are special and decoding something by coming up with some sort of semantic argument that you think matters instead of appreciating the beauty of what is being done. No matter what argument you come up with, you lose for not realizing how awesome this is.
Now sit down and shut the fuck up, stupid child.
I NEVER SAID I DON'T APPRECIATE THE BEAUTY OF THAT GNARLY TRICK, I WAS JUST WONDERING IF RIDING A BANK, BIG OR NOT, COULD BE CALLED A FUCKING WALLRIDE
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: the snake on October 27, 2013, 09:11:41 PM
(http://puu.sh/51got.png)

And if they are back-to-back you get bonus points.
i made it
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: lyserg on October 27, 2013, 09:16:33 PM
This thread is a direct example of how the internet sucks nutsacks.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Andrew on October 27, 2013, 09:36:17 PM
amazing.

all i can think about is how nice this trick probably sounded when he did it.

can't wait to see the footage of this
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Tyroneshoelaces on October 27, 2013, 10:15:57 PM
gnarride
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: ThugWaffle on October 27, 2013, 10:22:28 PM
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Holy fuck how does a trick like this just get tossed on instagram like that???
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Poached.

Not poached, its from a magazine, Antoine Asselin shot it i think.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Tenterhooks on October 28, 2013, 02:07:25 AM
Let's meet in the middle. Half wall, half bank - wank. It's a wankride.

That or ballride.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Nigga on October 28, 2013, 02:54:17 AM
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Wow. The snake is the biggest kook to come onto this site in years. Instead of appreciating the beauty and gnarliness of what Jake is doing, and how impossible it would be for just about anybody else to do, he bitches and whines about semantics. Do you think Jake can't do wallrides, or that it matters what its called? Its fucking gnarly, but your smarmy little bitchass just wants to sit posting stupid gifs and ruining everybody else's chance to appreciate something of such beauty.
Oh, and its a shame this room has no walls, it must get drafty:
(http://static.dezeen.com/uploads/2010/10/dzn_Parish-House-St-Josef-by-Frei-and-Saarinen-Architects-17.jpg)
you stupid, stupid child.

Oh, and whoever said that riding on a polished marble wall with a slight tilt to it is easy because your wheels grip is outting himself. You ever try to wallride marble? No fucking grip whatsoever. Along with that, vertical walls can be very grippy and hold onto your wheels. Basically, you've never done a wallride and your nitpicking doesn't mean shit. And don't give me that "but this isn't a wall" bullshit. Can you stand on what he is riding without falling off or slipping down it? Then its a fucking wall. If somebody was waiting outside of that would he tell a person he is meeting that he is leaning on the steep bank waiting, or that he's leaning on a wall? Exactly. See, I can play semantic games too that make you look fucking stupid.
But that doesn't matter.
What does matter is the fact that you are both stupid fucking kooks who think they are special and decoding something by coming up with some sort of semantic argument that you think matters instead of appreciating the beauty of what is being done. No matter what argument you come up with, you lose for not realizing how awesome this is.
Now sit down and shut the fuck up, stupid child.
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I NEVER SAID I DON'T APPRECIATE THE BEAUTY OF THAT GNARLY TRICK, I WAS JUST WONDERING IF RIDING A BANK, BIG OR NOT, COULD BE CALLED A FUCKING WALLRIDE

nigga fall the fuck back with your ol "i call it like i see it, the truth hurts" corny ass for real
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: tom on October 28, 2013, 04:07:31 AM
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Sorry for the double post, but the last one was just to shut up the kooks. Now my thoughts on the WALLRIDE-
Fucking beautiful and so gnarly. just dropping in on something like that would be death, I can only imagine how gnarly the slams must have been on that- Come up short, you're fucked, balance wrong on the landing, you're fucked, come off the wall at the wrong point, you're fucked, don't turn it quite right, you're fucked. Basically, on something like this, you have to approach and execute it perfectly or you're fucked.
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Techincally it's a bankride, not a wallride, but the name of the trick doesn't change how gnarly it is, so the rant is somewhat pointless. And obviously that would be way gnarlier if it was a straight wall no matter how grippy it was.
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Technically? - according to what?
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It's not a wall, it's a bank
it's a goddamn wall. You're just being difficult for the sake of being difficult to annoy others. Hang it up
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: ben shraider on October 28, 2013, 04:29:09 AM
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Sorry for the double post, but the last one was just to shut up the kooks. Now my thoughts on the WALLRIDE-
Fucking beautiful and so gnarly. just dropping in on something like that would be death, I can only imagine how gnarly the slams must have been on that- Come up short, you're fucked, balance wrong on the landing, you're fucked, come off the wall at the wrong point, you're fucked, don't turn it quite right, you're fucked. Basically, on something like this, you have to approach and execute it perfectly or you're fucked.
[close]

Techincally it's a bankride, not a wallride, but the name of the trick doesn't change how gnarly it is, so the rant is somewhat pointless. And obviously that would be way gnarlier if it was a straight wall no matter how grippy it was.
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Technically? - according to what?
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It's not a wall, it's a bank
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it's a goddamn wall. You're just being difficult for the sake of being difficult to annoy others. Hang it up

We just have different views on what defines a wall ride. I'd say that when the wall is angled enough that it helps you to stay on it for longer, it's not a wallride. The trick in the picture is still the same so I don't see the point in being so emotional about the name.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Brown Thunder on October 28, 2013, 05:00:59 AM
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Sorry for the double post, but the last one was just to shut up the kooks. Now my thoughts on the WALLRIDE-
Fucking beautiful and so gnarly. just dropping in on something like that would be death, I can only imagine how gnarly the slams must have been on that- Come up short, you're fucked, balance wrong on the landing, you're fucked, come off the wall at the wrong point, you're fucked, don't turn it quite right, you're fucked. Basically, on something like this, you have to approach and execute it perfectly or you're fucked.
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Techincally it's a bankride, not a wallride, but the name of the trick doesn't change how gnarly it is, so the rant is somewhat pointless. And obviously that would be way gnarlier if it was a straight wall no matter how grippy it was.
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Technically? - according to what?
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It's not a wall, it's a bank
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it's a goddamn wall. You're just being difficult for the sake of being difficult to annoy others. Hang it up
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We just have different views on what defines a wall ride. I'd say that when the wall is angled enough that it helps you to stay on it for longer, it's not a wallride. The trick in the picture is still the same so I don't see the point in being so emotional about the name.

walls don't have to be straight up vertical..  this is a wall going along some giant steps and he's riding on the wall.. its a wallride and you're being a little shit
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: 360 frip on October 28, 2013, 05:53:12 AM
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Sorry for the double post, but the last one was just to shut up the kooks. Now my thoughts on the WALLRIDE-
Fucking beautiful and so gnarly. just dropping in on something like that would be death, I can only imagine how gnarly the slams must have been on that- Come up short, you're fucked, balance wrong on the landing, you're fucked, come off the wall at the wrong point, you're fucked, don't turn it quite right, you're fucked. Basically, on something like this, you have to approach and execute it perfectly or you're fucked.
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Techincally it's a bankride, not a wallride, but the name of the trick doesn't change how gnarly it is, so the rant is somewhat pointless. And obviously that would be way gnarlier if it was a straight wall no matter how grippy it was.
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Technically? - according to what?
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It's not a wall, it's a bank
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it's a goddamn wall. You're just being difficult for the sake of being difficult to annoy others. Hang it up
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We just have different views on what defines a wall ride. I'd say that when the wall is angled enough that it helps you to stay on it for longer, it's not a wallride. The trick in the picture is still the same so I don't see the point in being so emotional about the name.
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walls don't have to be straight up vertical..  this is a wall going along some giant steps and he's riding on the wall.. its a wallride and you're being a little shit

technically, those might not be steps.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: ben shraider on October 28, 2013, 06:27:56 AM
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Sorry for the double post, but the last one was just to shut up the kooks. Now my thoughts on the WALLRIDE-
Fucking beautiful and so gnarly. just dropping in on something like that would be death, I can only imagine how gnarly the slams must have been on that- Come up short, you're fucked, balance wrong on the landing, you're fucked, come off the wall at the wrong point, you're fucked, don't turn it quite right, you're fucked. Basically, on something like this, you have to approach and execute it perfectly or you're fucked.
[close]

Techincally it's a bankride, not a wallride, but the name of the trick doesn't change how gnarly it is, so the rant is somewhat pointless. And obviously that would be way gnarlier if it was a straight wall no matter how grippy it was.
[close]

Technically? - according to what?
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It's not a wall, it's a bank
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it's a goddamn wall. You're just being difficult for the sake of being difficult to annoy others. Hang it up
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We just have different views on what defines a wall ride. I'd say that when the wall is angled enough that it helps you to stay on it for longer, it's not a wallride. The trick in the picture is still the same so I don't see the point in being so emotional about the name.
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walls don't have to be straight up vertical..  this is a wall going along some giant steps and he's riding on the wall.. its a wallride and you're being a little shit

Why the fuck do you care what I call that trick
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Sleazy on October 28, 2013, 06:58:01 AM
another tight thread... bank ride, WTF is that?


jake kills
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: witty pseudonym on October 28, 2013, 07:57:26 AM
Bankrides?  That's an odd name. I'd have called them chazzwozzers.

(http://i.imgur.com/vmcBCJI.png)
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: the snake on October 28, 2013, 08:50:05 AM
let's call it bankdownhill
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: matter of fact on October 28, 2013, 09:04:00 AM
Wow. The snake is the biggest kook to come onto this site in years. Instead of appreciating the beauty and gnarliness of what Jake is doing, and how impossible it would be for just about anybody else to do, he bitches and whines about semantics. Do you think Jake can't do wallrides, or that it matters what its called? Its fucking gnarly, but your smarmy little bitchass just wants to sit posting stupid gifs and ruining everybody else's chance to appreciate something of such beauty.
Oh, and its a shame this room has no walls, it must get drafty:
(http://static.dezeen.com/uploads/2010/10/dzn_Parish-House-St-Josef-by-Frei-and-Saarinen-Architects-17.jpg)
you stupid, stupid child.

Oh, and whoever said that riding on a polished marble wall with a slight tilt to it is easy because your wheels grip is outting himself. You ever try to wallride marble? No fucking grip whatsoever. Along with that, vertical walls can be very grippy and hold onto your wheels. Basically, you've never done a wallride and your nitpicking doesn't mean shit. And don't give me that "but this isn't a wall" bullshit. Can you stand on what he is riding without falling off or slipping down it? Then its a fucking wall. If somebody was waiting outside of that would he tell a person he is meeting that he is leaning on the steep bank waiting, or that he's leaning on a wall? Exactly. See, I can play semantic games too that make you look fucking stupid.
But that doesn't matter.
What does matter is the fact that you are both stupid fucking kooks who think they are special and decoding something by coming up with some sort of semantic argument that you think matters instead of appreciating the beauty of what is being done. No matter what argument you come up with, you lose for not realizing how awesome this is.
Now sit down and shut the fuck up, stupid child.

the first gipper rant i can get behind. though i've seen you say things that make that ^ hypocritical
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: the snake on October 28, 2013, 09:40:56 AM
"you stupid, stupid child."
what a great teacher...
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: shone237 on October 28, 2013, 10:15:37 AM
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Wow. The snake is the biggest kook to come onto this site in years. Instead of appreciating the beauty and gnarliness of what Jake is doing, and how impossible it would be for just about anybody else to do, he bitches and whines about semantics. Do you think Jake can't do wallrides, or that it matters what its called? Its fucking gnarly, but your smarmy little bitchass just wants to sit posting stupid gifs and ruining everybody else's chance to appreciate something of such beauty.
Oh, and its a shame this room has no walls, it must get drafty:
(http://static.dezeen.com/uploads/2010/10/dzn_Parish-House-St-Josef-by-Frei-and-Saarinen-Architects-17.jpg)
you stupid, stupid child.

Oh, and whoever said that riding on a polished marble wall with a slight tilt to it is easy because your wheels grip is outting himself. You ever try to wallride marble? No fucking grip whatsoever. Along with that, vertical walls can be very grippy and hold onto your wheels. Basically, you've never done a wallride and your nitpicking doesn't mean shit. And don't give me that "but this isn't a wall" bullshit. Can you stand on what he is riding without falling off or slipping down it? Then its a fucking wall. If somebody was waiting outside of that would he tell a person he is meeting that he is leaning on the steep bank waiting, or that he's leaning on a wall? Exactly. See, I can play semantic games too that make you look fucking stupid.
But that doesn't matter.
What does matter is the fact that you are both stupid fucking kooks who think they are special and decoding something by coming up with some sort of semantic argument that you think matters instead of appreciating the beauty of what is being done. No matter what argument you come up with, you lose for not realizing how awesome this is.
Now sit down and shut the fuck up, stupid child.
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I NEVER SAID I DON'T APPRECIATE THE BEAUTY OF THAT GNARLY TRICK, I WAS JUST WONDERING IF RIDING A BANK, BIG OR NOT, COULD BE CALLED A FUCKING WALLRIDE
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nigga fall the fuck back with your ol "i call it like i see it, the truth hurts" corny ass for real

rant all you want fags, it's still a bank ride.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: janky858 on October 28, 2013, 10:47:26 AM
U GUYS R regular IF U CALL DIS A "BANK RIDE"


FUCK WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER NONE OF YOU KOOKS CAN EVEN RIDE A SKATEBOARD.  ;D
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Charles Smith on October 28, 2013, 10:48:57 AM
you guys. you guys. seriously. who the fuck cares? either way, does it fucking matter? at all? please let's all shut up.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: the snake on October 28, 2013, 11:17:08 AM
you guys. you guys. seriously. who the fuck cares? either way, does it fucking matter? at all? please let's all shut up.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: ttching! on October 28, 2013, 11:18:06 AM
another tight thread...
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/40d326298f0b712faf2b427a395547a7/tumblr_mpapnb5RV81sqzoiko1_400.gif)

Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Dummbert on October 28, 2013, 01:39:48 PM
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Wow. The snake is the biggest kook to come onto this site in years. Instead of appreciating the beauty and gnarliness of what Jake is doing, and how impossible it would be for just about anybody else to do, he bitches and whines about semantics. Do you think Jake can't do wallrides, or that it matters what its called? Its fucking gnarly, but your smarmy little bitchass just wants to sit posting stupid gifs and ruining everybody else's chance to appreciate something of such beauty.
Oh, and its a shame this room has no walls, it must get drafty:
(http://static.dezeen.com/uploads/2010/10/dzn_Parish-House-St-Josef-by-Frei-and-Saarinen-Architects-17.jpg)
you stupid, stupid child.

Oh, and whoever said that riding on a polished marble wall with a slight tilt to it is easy because your wheels grip is outting himself. You ever try to wallride marble? No fucking grip whatsoever. Along with that, vertical walls can be very grippy and hold onto your wheels. Basically, you've never done a wallride and your nitpicking doesn't mean shit. And don't give me that "but this isn't a wall" bullshit. Can you stand on what he is riding without falling off or slipping down it? Then its a fucking wall. If somebody was waiting outside of that would he tell a person he is meeting that he is leaning on the steep bank waiting, or that he's leaning on a wall? Exactly. See, I can play semantic games too that make you look fucking stupid.
But that doesn't matter.
What does matter is the fact that you are both stupid fucking kooks who think they are special and decoding something by coming up with some sort of semantic argument that you think matters instead of appreciating the beauty of what is being done. No matter what argument you come up with, you lose for not realizing how awesome this is.
Now sit down and shut the fuck up, stupid child.
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I NEVER SAID I DON'T APPRECIATE THE BEAUTY OF THAT GNARLY TRICK, I WAS JUST WONDERING IF RIDING A BANK, BIG OR NOT, COULD BE CALLED A FUCKING WALLRIDE
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nigga fall the fuck back with your ol "i call it like i see it, the truth hurts" corny ass for real
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rant all you want fags, it's still a bank ride.

shut tha fuck up,
everybody on here coherently agreed that it's a low to high hubba.
so it's a hubbaride, idiot.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: mattofallmatts on October 28, 2013, 01:54:56 PM
What is a Shear Wall (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3qC4xnIvD4#)
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: kamltoe on October 28, 2013, 02:09:02 PM
if it's slanted at all, it's a hill. probably the sickest marble hill-bomb i've ever seen. but still a hill.

K
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Gomez on October 28, 2013, 02:24:03 PM
gipper you are too old to be getting that mad on the internet. no matter how well spoken you think you are, at the end of the day you're basically a youtube commenter. i can appreciate a semantics argument over skateboarding -- that's what this site is for. i get pretty bummed when i see a thread fade away after a page or two of unanimous agreement. i can also appreciate pointing out that someone is stupid. but you only post when you're somehow mindblown that someone posted a stupid opinion on slap, so that you can insult them multiple times per post. it's obvious that you're just a bitter person, presumably from not enjoying your real life.

that said, this is definitely a wallride. the standard is not what you can do on your skateboard because people can drop in (and even roll in) on 90 degree walls. the standard should be whether or not you can feasibly walk up that shit without being spider-man or having a grappling hook. nobody is opting to take the "bank" instead of the stairs to save time. it's a wall.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: botefdunn on October 28, 2013, 02:41:16 PM
it's metal, not marble
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: shone237 on October 28, 2013, 02:46:45 PM
I find it hilarious when people on here get so offended by others opinions and think making long self centered post will contribute anything.

I will add one more post to my reasoning then let it alone.

If that "bank" had a 90� "wall" at the top and Jake rode up it would it be a wall to wall ride?

If this is a wallride, than wouldn't that make every "bankride" a wallride? Is their some magic degree that people use to differentiate the two?

Cause I have one and it's called a right angle.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: botefdunn on October 28, 2013, 03:00:15 PM

If this is a wallride, than wouldn't that make every "bankride" a wallride? Is their some magic degree that people use to differentiate the two?


1. skateboard trick names are not literal

2. a wallride is a trick, not a description of what is going on

3. yes, he is riding his skateboard on a banked surface

4. no, there is no such trick as a "bankride"

5. this is a picture of someone doing a wallride on a banked surface

does that help, or is it just fuel on the fire?
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Random Matt on October 28, 2013, 03:10:21 PM
Who the fuck calls it a bankride? He's carving, the trick he is doing is carving over a gigantic doubleset.

Edit: I saw this spot a few months ago, it's crazy he was able to stay on for the whole thing.  And it's in a very tourist-y, cultural area that was a quick bust the time I was near there.  
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: skateordie on October 28, 2013, 04:24:57 PM
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Wow. The snake is the biggest kook to come onto this site in years. Instead of appreciating the beauty and gnarliness of what Jake is doing, and how impossible it would be for just about anybody else to do, he bitches and whines about semantics. Do you think Jake can't do wallrides, or that it matters what its called? Its fucking gnarly, but your smarmy little bitchass just wants to sit posting stupid gifs and ruining everybody else's chance to appreciate something of such beauty.
Oh, and its a shame this room has no walls, it must get drafty:
(http://static.dezeen.com/uploads/2010/10/dzn_Parish-House-St-Josef-by-Frei-and-Saarinen-Architects-17.jpg)
you stupid, stupid child.

Oh, and whoever said that riding on a polished marble wall with a slight tilt to it is easy because your wheels grip is outting himself. You ever try to wallride marble? No fucking grip whatsoever. Along with that, vertical walls can be very grippy and hold onto your wheels. Basically, you've never done a wallride and your nitpicking doesn't mean shit. And don't give me that "but this isn't a wall" bullshit. Can you stand on what he is riding without falling off or slipping down it? Then its a fucking wall. If somebody was waiting outside of that would he tell a person he is meeting that he is leaning on the steep bank waiting, or that he's leaning on a wall? Exactly. See, I can play semantic games too that make you look fucking stupid.
But that doesn't matter.
What does matter is the fact that you are both stupid fucking kooks who think they are special and decoding something by coming up with some sort of semantic argument that you think matters instead of appreciating the beauty of what is being done. No matter what argument you come up with, you lose for not realizing how awesome this is.
Now sit down and shut the fuck up, stupid child.
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I NEVER SAID I DON'T APPRECIATE THE BEAUTY OF THAT GNARLY TRICK, I WAS JUST WONDERING IF RIDING A BANK, BIG OR NOT, COULD BE CALLED A FUCKING WALLRIDE
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nigga fall the fuck back with your ol "i call it like i see it, the truth hurts" corny ass for real
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rant all you want fags, it's still a bank ride.
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shut tha fuck up,
everybody on here coherently agreed that it's a low to high hubba.
so it's a hubbaride, idiot.

wouldn't get drafty in there, bud. those banks would keep the wind at bay.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on October 28, 2013, 05:06:29 PM
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If this is a wallride, than wouldn't that make every "bankride" a wallride? Is their some magic degree that people use to differentiate the two?

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1. skateboard trick names are not literal

2. a wallride is a trick, not a description of what is going on

3. yes, he is riding his skateboard on a banked surface

4. no, there is no such trick as a "bankride"

5. this is a picture of someone doing a wallride on a banked surface

does that help, or is it just fuel on the fire?
so its a heelflip? ???
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: BRIX SKWIKZ on October 28, 2013, 07:22:35 PM
http://www.buzzfeed.com/passantino/carlos-burle-may-have-surfed-the-biggest-wave-of-all-time (http://www.buzzfeed.com/passantino/carlos-burle-may-have-surfed-the-biggest-wave-of-all-time)
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: A.A on October 28, 2013, 07:33:55 PM
when i saw the title and saw it was 5 pages i didnt expect this.


actually its SLAP so yeah..
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: happenstance on October 28, 2013, 07:36:00 PM
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another tight thread...
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(http://24.media.tumblr.com/40d326298f0b712faf2b427a395547a7/tumblr_mpapnb5RV81sqzoiko1_400.gif)



Space Jam website!

http://www2.warnerbros.com/spacejam/movie/jam.htm (http://www2.warnerbros.com/spacejam/movie/jam.htm)
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: the snake on October 28, 2013, 08:16:10 PM
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If this is a wallride, than wouldn't that make every "bankride" a wallride? Is their some magic degree that people use to differentiate the two?

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1. skateboard trick names are not literal

2. a wallride is a trick, not a description of what is going on

3. yes, he is riding his skateboard on a banked surface

4. no, there is no such trick as a "bankride"

5. this is a picture of someone doing a wallride on a banked surface

does that help, or is it just fuel on the fire?
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so its a heelflip? ???
(http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/Monkey_drummer.gif)
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: tidwid on October 28, 2013, 08:34:07 PM
I don't know why he thought this was OK to do. I'm scared.

Also, surfers ought to step it up now.


http://www.buzzfeed.com/passantino/carlos-burle-may-have-surfed-the-biggest-wave-of-all-time (http://www.buzzfeed.com/passantino/carlos-burle-may-have-surfed-the-biggest-wave-of-all-time)

Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: lyserg on October 28, 2013, 09:16:37 PM
Once again this thread is a direct example of how the internet sucks nutsacks
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: shred420 on October 28, 2013, 10:14:28 PM
Once again this thread is a direct example of how the internet sucks nutsacks the essence of SLAP
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: velocirapedher on October 28, 2013, 11:26:19 PM
Jake Johnson - Mind Field (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gx4PKwSfNY#)

So... ender isn't wallride?



thanks Reagan for clearing up semantics
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: witty pseudonym on October 29, 2013, 08:52:59 AM
Jake Johnson - Mind Field (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gx4PKwSfNY#)

So... ender isn't wallride?



thanks Reagan for clearing up semantics

I guess, according to logic present in this thread, it is a switch backside(heelside) bankride, over stairs and a pole, with a two-wheeler out, assisted by gravity and marijuana, without a hand drag to ride away.

Desriptive enough for the trick?  Although I should probably comment that he is wearing a blue sweater.      
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: 360 frip on October 29, 2013, 09:45:50 AM
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Jake Johnson - Mind Field (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gx4PKwSfNY#)

So... ender isn't wallride?



thanks Reagan for clearing up semantics
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I guess, according to logic present in this thread, it is a switch backside(heelside) bankride, over stairs and a pole, with a two-wheeler out, assisted by gravity and marijuana, without a hand drag to ride away.

Desriptive enough for the trick?  Although I should probably comment that he is wearing a blue sweater.      
I'd say that's more of a green than blue...
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on October 29, 2013, 10:22:17 AM
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you guys. you guys. seriously. who the fuck cares? either way, does it fucking matter? at all? please let's all shut up.
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you were the one who started this whole argument!
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: chockfullofthat on October 29, 2013, 11:02:23 AM
Jake Johnson - Mind Field (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gx4PKwSfNY#)

So... ender isn't wallride?



thanks Reagan for clearing up semantics

No it's a switch wallride.

Also this might help with your debate guys: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bank (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bank)
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Fenzadill on October 29, 2013, 11:15:23 AM
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Jake Johnson - Mind Field (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gx4PKwSfNY#)

So... ender isn't wallride?



thanks Reagan for clearing up semantics
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No it's a switch wallride.

Also this might help with your debate guys: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bank (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bank)

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: chockfullofthat on October 29, 2013, 11:33:41 AM
I also have this to add.

THIS IS A STRUCTURAL WALL (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=643hdcNbOE4#)
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: the snake on October 29, 2013, 11:34:21 AM
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Jake Johnson - Mind Field (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gx4PKwSfNY#)

So... ender isn't wallride?



thanks Reagan for clearing up semantics
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No it's a switch wallride.

Also this might help with your debate guys: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bank (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bank)
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/Monkey_drummer.gif)
special dedicate to the gipper
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: mattofallmatts on October 29, 2013, 12:14:49 PM
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If this is a wallride, than wouldn't that make every "bankride" a wallride? Is their some magic degree that people use to differentiate the two?

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1. skateboard trick names are not literal

2. a wallride is a trick, not a description of what is going on

3. yes, he is riding his skateboard on a banked surface

4. no, there is no such trick as a "bankride"

5. this is a picture of someone doing a wallride on a banked surface

does that help, or is it just fuel on the fire?

NAILED IT.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: L33Tg33k on October 29, 2013, 12:21:08 PM
I, for one, fucking love this thread. Please keep going.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: pica on October 29, 2013, 12:23:18 PM
while he was up on that wall he could have answered all the questions from the slap pals thread.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: the snake on October 29, 2013, 01:01:36 PM
(http://distilleryimage0.s3.amazonaws.com/3ffc86623db311e3ac5e22000a9e5b34_7.jpg)
look at the top of the stairs how the "wall" is slanting^^
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: shone237 on October 29, 2013, 04:24:44 PM
Damn that minefield wallride kinda debunked me at tad out of sheer radness.Though I will stick by my reason just to fire up some rants and say that mindfield trick was as much a switch wallie as it was a switch wallride.

 I think my original point would be easier to prove if we had footage. If he is able to support himself with the friction his wheels have because he is not on a vertical surface, it is more obviously a steep ass bank. Pictures lie. Ads lie. I lie.

JJ for largest wave award. Alien for Drydek backward truck award.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Gomez on October 29, 2013, 04:52:20 PM
the more i look at this, the less sense it makes. this is seriously in omar salazar's "i want to die" territory. i'm as interested in seeing the bails as the make.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: poowizard on October 29, 2013, 05:25:01 PM
(http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2012/06/07/1226387/167739-great-wall-of-china.jpg)

BANK
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: pica on October 29, 2013, 05:42:52 PM
please keep that wallride/bank discussion going.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Joust Ostrich on October 29, 2013, 05:59:09 PM
(http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2012/06/07/1226387/167739-great-wall-of-china.jpg)

BANK
I read last week that the Great Bank of China, is not actually visible from space.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on October 29, 2013, 06:02:32 PM
have you ever listened to The Bank high as shit and just like spaced?
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: _aminal on October 29, 2013, 06:22:05 PM
have you ever listened to The Bank high as shit and just like spaced?

haha yeah man
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: stephop on October 29, 2013, 07:22:07 PM
Not a wallride. Hope he flipped in based on how slanted it is.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Charles Smith on October 29, 2013, 07:43:01 PM
Not a wallride. Hope he flipped in based on how slanted it is.

i wouldn't wall on it, bruv.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: enter the dankness on October 29, 2013, 08:32:44 PM
the guy in the blue shirt was taking incline measurements but has yet to publish them. we will soon know if it was a bank or a wall.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Iceman on October 29, 2013, 08:49:59 PM
Hot new bank spot about to pop up in every NYC vid.

(http://i.imgur.com/xKy3xdZ.jpg)
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Andrew on October 29, 2013, 10:32:32 PM
the guy in the blue shirt was taking incline measurements but has yet to publish them. we will soon know if it was a bank or a wall.
thumbs up
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: poowizard on October 29, 2013, 10:44:40 PM
(https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1391772_556458841088675_324250793_n.jpg)

Just a bank bro.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: shark tits on October 29, 2013, 10:45:22 PM
haven't been in a dog's age but i remember a seattle high school having some steep bank going down like 20 stairs. it was mellower than this by far, we were able to go up and down it. had nothing on this but kinda reminds me of the layout. i'm enjoying the debate but if anyone can post  a picture of that seattle bank that'd be tit.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: vancanman on October 30, 2013, 12:53:54 AM
I think backside carve is probably the best name for this trick. It's amazing but this thread was even better.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: the snake on October 30, 2013, 01:00:50 AM
I think backside carve is probably the best name for this trick. It's amazing but this thread was even better.
good one
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Shitbag on October 30, 2013, 02:33:51 AM
haven't been in a dog's age but i remember a seattle high school having some steep bank going down like 20 stairs. it was mellower than this by far, we were able to go up and down it. had nothing on this but kinda reminds me of the layout. i'm enjoying the debate but if anyone can post  a picture of that seattle bank that'd be tit.
You are thinking of Garfield High, and it was more like ten stairs but yes you could go up and down the bank next to the stairs.
I guess you could do it higher if you came off on one of the stairs and did it that way but I don't know if that's what you meant.
The spot has been changed since I skated it way back in the late 80s, couldn't find any pics from back then but I think this is how it looks now:

(http://www.bfcstudios.com/Skateboarder/images/BFCS_SkateboarderArticle6.jpg)

Sorry for tiny picture (its the middle one) but all I could find of the particular area you're thinking about.

ALSO bonus best fried chicken in the world across the street at Ezell's.

BUT BACK TO JAKE FUCKING JOHNSON!!
Insane trick, definitely a wallride but on a banked wall big whoop, call it a carve if you like but he is a fucking monster and this is one of the raddest things you will see this year.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Jejenhausen on October 30, 2013, 03:06:02 AM
now thats a wallride you could take straight to the bank..

oh wait
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: 360 frip on October 30, 2013, 07:55:48 AM
Were wallies just bankies all along? :'(
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Explosive Bolts on October 30, 2013, 08:10:59 AM
I call 'em plane wheelies
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Shredsledder on October 30, 2013, 08:58:34 AM
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haven't been in a dog's age but i remember a seattle high school having some steep bank going down like 20 stairs. it was mellower than this by far, we were able to go up and down it. had nothing on this but kinda reminds me of the layout. i'm enjoying the debate but if anyone can post  a picture of that seattle bank that'd be tit.
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You are thinking of Garfield High, and it was more like ten stairs but yes you could go up and down the bank next to the stairs.
I guess you could do it higher if you came off on one of the stairs and did it that way but I don't know if that's what you meant.
The spot has been changed since I skated it way back in the late 80s, couldn't find any pics from back then but I think this is how it looks now:

(http://www.bfcstudios.com/Skateboarder/images/BFCS_SkateboarderArticle6.jpg)

Sorry for tiny picture (its the middle one) but all I could find of the particular area you're thinking about.

ALSO bonus best fried chicken in the world across the street at Ezell's.


I just spent 15 minutes searching for the clip of David Gravette popping off the guardrail/hubba thing into the bank but I can't find it. That shit was so fucking insane.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: TheDraught on October 30, 2013, 08:58:37 AM
I love how a mindblowing part full of hammers and 20+ stair rails is unlikely to make it to 3 pages these days, yet a single photo makes it to 6.

 
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: weaselhead on April 07, 2014, 12:41:05 PM
another angle (http://50.87.144.177/~dimemtl/blog/wp-content/uploads/spotbook/PDA2.jpg)
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: smokecrack on April 07, 2014, 12:50:07 PM
^ yeah

(http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2914/13700784893_5a6ff7a5cd_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: el chino on April 07, 2014, 03:05:22 PM
another angle (http://50.87.144.177/~dimemtl/blog/wp-content/uploads/spotbook/PDA2.jpg)
looks steep and slippery enough to be considered a wallride in my book.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: bentmode on April 07, 2014, 04:10:40 PM
I'm just trying to figure out how he got so far without going  over the top. Had to be going so fast.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Hairy Ballsagna on April 07, 2014, 09:36:14 PM
I'm just trying to figure out how he got so far without going  over the top. Had to be going so fast.
Hmm good point.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: bentmode on April 08, 2014, 11:38:07 AM
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I'm just trying to figure out how he got so far without going  over the top. Had to be going so fast.
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Hmm good point.

I'm v sorry your father/ fathers touched you as a child and now you lead a life of e-bullying. I'm talking about priests.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: okdad on April 08, 2014, 12:24:42 PM
^Sick bump dude.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: paraquat on April 08, 2014, 12:36:31 PM
In my top 100 "hope somebody bumps" category. Was hoping footy surfaced.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Shredsledder on April 08, 2014, 12:40:58 PM
it's a bank ride.

still makes me giggle
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: ADOLF SHITLER on April 08, 2014, 12:43:43 PM
when the footy come out alotta yall gon look real dumb, specifically that bitch reagan. "dynamics of a wallride, stupid child" fuck outta here with that ho shit. but the whole "bank ride" bullshit just as bad. im starting to think most of you slap niggas cant skate
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: el chino on May 06, 2014, 04:15:21 PM
when the footy come out alotta yall gon look real dumb, specifically that bitch reagan. "dynamics of a wallride, stupid child" fuck outta here with that ho shit. but the whole "bank ride" bullshit just as bad. im starting to think most of you slap niggas cant skate
same here man, theres been a lot of  lame shit thats giving them away, is there a way  that we can make skating a fucking requirement to be on slap ?
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Nigga on May 06, 2014, 04:24:31 PM
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when the footy come out alotta yall gon look real dumb, specifically that bitch reagan. "dynamics of a wallride, stupid child" fuck outta here with that ho shit. but the whole "bank ride" bullshit just as bad. im starting to think most of you slap niggas cant skate
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same here man, theres been a lot of  lame shit thats giving them away, is there a way  that we can make skating a fucking requirement to be on slap ?

nah probably not
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: mcpeepants on May 06, 2014, 06:55:55 PM
7 pages of bitching... in that time, the idiots arguing that it's a "bank" might have learned how to "wall ride" or I guess we could call it "anti-ballride" in this case. It's fucking gnarly, whatever you wanna call it. Get over it.
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Brick on May 06, 2014, 08:07:14 PM
Spolier alert








it was his ender for the static video

and yes it was fucking gnarly
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Flume on May 06, 2014, 09:04:15 PM
spoiler alert ^
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Brick on May 06, 2014, 09:20:35 PM
spoiler alert ^

my b
Title: Re: Jake Johnson - Wallride of Pain
Post by: Tarela on May 06, 2014, 09:46:32 PM
Spolier alert








it was his ender for the static video

and yes it was fucking gnarly

The bail before the land was crazy. cant believe he tried that more than once