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Title: ZERO OR DIE!!!!(NOT!!!)AM I ALLOWED TO CHANGE THE TOPIC??
Post by: mr cheese on November 12, 2013, 12:12:32 AM
I feel like a rap battle is needed now
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Post by: bakingsoda on November 12, 2013, 12:20:07 AM
How are can you fit your fist up your spiderhole? I can't get a fist in yet, only four fingers squeezed together, any tips?
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Post by: Fongstarr. on November 12, 2013, 12:55:41 AM
The smile on Jamie's face was so genuine. Love the blunt slide on the Rincon rail. Good stuff.
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Post by: raunchyrick on November 12, 2013, 09:04:31 AM
But but... What about the Misled Youth in a Strange World who are just Dying to Live in a Cold War with New Blood for the Thrill of it All?
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Post by: Hairy Ballsagna on November 12, 2013, 09:24:21 AM
You came in here to make a thread about that? Here's some future thread fodder for you:

Spitfire is a wheel company.
Creature is a company that uses green and black.
Jamie Thomas has long hair, then is bald a lot.
Two's company, three's a crowd.
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Post by: Stoop Kid 2.0 on November 12, 2013, 09:25:03 AM
What's a copany?
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Post by: SodaJerk on November 12, 2013, 10:00:20 AM
What's a copany?
1.73
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Post by: erotikmesse88 on November 12, 2013, 10:09:27 AM
Krooked naughty on Vimeo (http://vimeo.com/20665222)
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Post by: doublesteveburger on November 12, 2013, 10:31:16 AM
shut up, kurt
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Post by: soccer mom on November 12, 2013, 01:40:37 PM
Just sayin.....go watch Thinks Buisness As Usual instead of Cold War
Is it possible that I have a slap account and like both of these video's?
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Post by: sonny sharrock on November 12, 2013, 03:57:16 PM
But but... What about the Misled Youth in a Strange World who are just Dying to Live in a Cold War with New Blood for the Thrill of it All?
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Post by: Tracer on November 12, 2013, 04:45:13 PM
Zero is a boring company. Their black and white image of simplicity has taken its course.

No chance I'm forking over 20$ to buy another handrail/ stairs video. 2001 yes, but they have been doing the same shit for 20 years.

Zero should sign a bowl ripper and vert skater asap because their shit is stale
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Post by: witty pseudonym on November 12, 2013, 04:51:20 PM
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Post by: Cuban_Lynx on November 12, 2013, 05:02:25 PM
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Post by: trannies and mannies on November 12, 2013, 07:03:00 PM
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Post by: Monty Burns on November 12, 2013, 07:33:30 PM
Just sayin.....go watch Thinks Buisness As Usual instead of Cold War

Just saying a company is boring without stating some reasons why they are boring is pretty shitty . Specialy when its about a company like Zero who have always had a good team with skaters who jump down big stuff . And have produced some pretty well known / famous vids

And While thinks vid is really really good , I dont see a reason why you cant watch both vids since none of them are longer then 1 hour
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Post by: shitsandwich on November 12, 2013, 07:55:34 PM
I think powell is a boring company but zero has some sort of art direction that makes their videos enjoyable to watch. Blind and Real also make shitty videos. Real has dope guys on their team and all but its just their videos are really bland and put together bad... imo...
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Post by: Morty Seinfeld on November 12, 2013, 08:53:37 PM
Zero is a boring company. Their black and white image of simplicity has taken its course.

No chance I'm forking over 20$ to buy another handrail/ stairs video. 2001 yes, but they have been doing the same shit for 20 years.

Zero should sign a bowl ripper and vert skater asap because their shit is stale

John Rattray has ridden for Zero for a long time now
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Post by: imgne on November 12, 2013, 09:37:17 PM
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Zero is a boring company. Their black and white image of simplicity has taken its course.

No chance I'm forking over 20$ to buy another handrail/ stairs video. 2001 yes, but they have been doing the same shit for 20 years.

Zero should sign a bowl ripper and vert skater asap because their shit is stale
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John Rattray has ridden for Zero for a long time now

Whats a Ben Hatchell?
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Post by: The Claw on November 12, 2013, 10:15:33 PM
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Chris wimer
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Post by: foley_ on November 13, 2013, 02:29:35 AM
Just sayin.....go watch Thinks Business As Usual instead of and Cold War
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Post by: gnidraobetaks on November 13, 2013, 07:40:21 AM
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Brockman?
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Post by: JB on November 13, 2013, 08:48:53 AM
mr cheese is a boring poster

Just sayin.....why dont we ban him instead of giving him the the chance to start another stupid ass thread.
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Post by: Robin Hood on November 13, 2013, 09:40:23 AM
Fucking idiot
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Post by: witty pseudonym on November 13, 2013, 10:22:40 AM
I have found that when people say "just sayin" to either preface something or follow something, it really is just code for "I'm a douche and don't pay attention to what I am "sayin"". 
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Post by: Molte on November 13, 2013, 10:41:46 AM
Real is a boring company.
Love their team, love their boards. I skate them often. Or, you know DLX boards..
But as a company, they're down right boring. Can't help it. But as much I would love to love them, I just can't help think that the lack in art directions is to big.
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Post by: new_york_shitty on November 13, 2013, 11:35:43 AM
While this thread is complete shit, I somewhat related to the sentiment of Zero being a boring company....until I downloaded the new vid...

Thrill of it All and Misled Youth were both inarguably two of the biggest skate vids of the era...

For me personally though I sort of lost interest with the team and their subsequent videos (no fault of their own, I just grew out of their aesthetic/roster/branding or what have you..)

.....but, I bought Cold War on iTunes and am seriously pretty hyped on the video. It's not just stunt man crazy shit that you associate with Zero, but rather a well rounded video and team- with a soundtrack that makes you want to press replay (with the exception of JT's song choice).

I think watching the new vid will surely change some mindsets- it did mine.
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Post by: buttchin on November 13, 2013, 04:38:28 PM
You have got to be a dumb motherfucker who enjoys only low impact skating if you hate zero. Go do your research and watch all the zero and toy machine vids, you kook.
Title: Re: ZERO is a boring copany
Post by: mr cheese on November 13, 2013, 07:27:00 PM
You have got to be a dumb motherfucker who enjoys only low impact skating if you hate zero. Go do your research and watch all the zero and toy machine vids, you kook.
id rather watch guys like dennis busenits,silas baxter neal, marc johnson, or brandon westgate. i did enjoy jamie thomas part a lot though. no disrespect, i just dont like the vibe of zero.
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Post by: A.A on November 13, 2013, 07:41:21 PM
these words are moving
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Post by: buttchin on November 13, 2013, 09:18:40 PM
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You have got to be a dumb motherfucker who enjoys only low impact skating if you hate zero. Go do your research and watch all the zero and toy machine vids, you kook.
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id rather watch guys like dennis busenits,silas baxter neal, marc johnson, or brandon westgate. i did enjoy jamie thomas part a lot though. no disrespect, i just dont like the vibe of zero.
go to one of the shop premieres or buy the video once it releases before you can put your input about zero. The video is seriously one of the best of 2013. And It's not only rails; ben hatchell and john rattray have all terrain parts
Title: Re: ZERO is a boring copany
Post by: vancanman on November 13, 2013, 09:47:53 PM
Real is a boring company.
Love their team, love their boards. I skate them often. Or, you know DLX boards..
But as a company, they're down right boring. Can't help it. But as much I would love to love them, I just can't help think that the lack in art directions is to big.
Couldn't agree more. I skate 75% dlx boards because they last and I like there shapes but the decks are either boring or ugly as fuck. Awesome team, awesome boards, in serious need of a good art director. As far as Zero goes. Not that boring. Maybe a little stale but they have a point of view and the stick to it which is cool i guess.
Title: Re: ZERO is a boring copany
Post by: mr cheese on November 13, 2013, 10:08:20 PM
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You have got to be a dumb motherfucker who enjoys only low impact skating if you hate zero. Go do your research and watch all the zero and toy machine vids, you kook.
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id rather watch guys like dennis busenits,silas baxter neal, marc johnson, or brandon westgate. i did enjoy jamie thomas part a lot though. no disrespect, i just dont like the vibe of zero.
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go to one of the shop premieres or buy the video once it releases before you can put your input about zero. The video is seriously one of the best of 2013. And It's not only rails; ben hatchell and john rattray have all terrain parts
did nick boserio have a full part?
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Post by: buttchin on November 13, 2013, 10:13:30 PM
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You have got to be a dumb motherfucker who enjoys only low impact skating if you hate zero. Go do your research and watch all the zero and toy machine vids, you kook.
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id rather watch guys like dennis busenits,silas baxter neal, marc johnson, or brandon westgate. i did enjoy jamie thomas part a lot though. no disrespect, i just dont like the vibe of zero.
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go to one of the shop premieres or buy the video once it releases before you can put your input about zero. The video is seriously one of the best of 2013. And It's not only rails; ben hatchell and john rattray have all terrain parts
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did nick boserio have a full part?
yes and a gnarly one. ollie over 5050 brookyln 16 rail in san diego, in full maniac form
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Post by: mr cheese on November 13, 2013, 10:26:21 PM
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You have got to be a dumb motherfucker who enjoys only low impact skating if you hate zero. Go do your research and watch all the zero and toy machine vids, you kook.
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id rather watch guys like dennis busenits,silas baxter neal, marc johnson, or brandon westgate. i did enjoy jamie thomas part a lot though. no disrespect, i just dont like the vibe of zero.
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go to one of the shop premieres or buy the video once it releases before you can put your input about zero. The video is seriously one of the best of 2013. And It's not only rails; ben hatchell and john rattray have all terrain parts
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did nick boserio have a full part?
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yes and a gnarly one. ollie over 5050 brookyln 16 rail in san diego, in full maniac form
sick, definitely looking forward to see his part. ive watched his life splicing part countless times