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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: zuma on March 18, 2014, 12:13:21 PM
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2583499/Kelly-Osbourne-getting-closer-skater-pal-Braydon-Szafranski-post-breakup.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2583499/Kelly-Osbourne-getting-closer-skater-pal-Braydon-Szafranski-post-breakup.html)
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get that money nigga
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oh boy
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probably the best move braydons ever made.
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Trying to one up Dill is pathetic. NEVER FORGET
(http://cdn.static.ovimg.com/episode/282372.jpg)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjdlhbbYXSU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjdlhbbYXSU)
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hopefully his part in the upcoming porno tape lasts longer than two minutes
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yuck :-X
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i remember him saying a long time ago he only fucks a girl thrice then moves on. he might've changed since not having a board sponsor but i'd imagine all the others were prolly a lot more attractive than ozzy's daughter.
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I would destroy her with my penis.
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Get yours Braydon... Fuck the haters
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She looks like she gained that weight back. Just as I was about to say she was tapable... That's not a good pic
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yuck� :-X
i disagree. she used to be gross but she looks pretty good now.
i for sure would.
(http://www.cosmopolitan.com/cm/cosmopolitan/images/bD/cos-01-kelly-osbourne-july-cosmo-cover-de.jpg)
(http://photos.posh24.com/p/938074/z/kelly_osbourne/kelly_osbourne.jpg)
(http://photos.posh24.com/p/938115/z/kelly_osbourne/kelly_osbourne_sparkly_dress_s.jpg)
(http://www.glamour.com/images/beauty/2012/12/kelly-osbourne-hair-purple-w724.jpg)
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i'd rather look at the gif in your sig. you can do you doe.
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Everyone here wouldn't say no, ever. Truth.
So this dudes been trying to mack it rather than skate, guess thats why everyone says he's done fuck all to be where he's at...
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(https://31.media.tumblr.com/1fc9dbecf847215e273ef5b43823a274/tumblr_n2n2v11OV41qz6f9yo3_1280.jpg)
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Everyone here wouldn't say no, ever. Truth.
So this dudes been trying to mack it rather than skate, guess thats why everyone says he's done fuck all to be where he's at...
Wrong.
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^^^^^ YES!!! props!
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(http://www.cosmopolitan.com/cm/cosmopolitan/images/bD/cos-01-kelly-osbourne-july-cosmo-cover-de.jpg)
Braydon on cheshire cat? (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8e/DisneyCheshireCat.jpg)
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i'd rather fuck SHAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!
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Wasn't expecting to read this news today.
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I like that he was called an extreme sportsman.
Haha, I thought that too.
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WOAH! I probably wouldn't say no but that doesn't mean she doesn't look like a bulldog.
That cover shot of hers, that face my god! Was Cosmopolitan mad at her? I assume they took more than one photo.
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cross between a cheshire cat and a bull dog of sure, i see it!
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Ya thrill, it's just the underbite or whatever bite.
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nigga fall off a lil bit and BOOM shacking up with a multi millionare like nothing. niggas probly eating at 5 star restaraunts every night
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lol wow. The ONLY reason I'd ever hit that is cuz she's rich. I am assuming braydon is in the same boat.
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sometimes she's hot, sometimes she's not. but she will always be the cum that came from the prince of darkness and that is sexy
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maybe ozzy can bite the head off that bat tattoo of his
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(http://brokeassstuart.com/sf/files/2013/01/cheap-dates-quirky-unemployed-someecards.png)
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they make kind of a nice couple I think, look like they'd be comfortable together.
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The Daily Mail knows who Braydon is?!
There really going for the "alternative" market
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i'd rather fuck ozzy for the props
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love how braydon always lands on his feet.
congrats
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Walking arm-in-arm, the 29-year-old appeared to have taken inspiration form Braydon's punk rocker look, wearing a Misfits T-shirt with a long black skirt, a denim vest and sneakers.
Come on, Daily Mail. If she took inspiration from Braydon, she wouldn't be wearing a shirt at all.
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lol wow. The ONLY reason I'd ever hit that is cuz she's rich. I am assuming braydon is in the same boat.
Like Braydon is easy on the eyes...Dude should get on the acne channel or whatever that shits called.
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anyone remember that nikki sixx story where he was about to go down on kelly on the rag and receive his detroit red wings but ozzy pushed him out the way and lapped up that bloody gash first?
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Ive actually attended a taping of Joan River's "Fashion Police" show, which Kelly is a regular talking head on, and yeah??she's way hot in real life. The show was this past September, and low and behold, i caught a glimpse of Braydon backstage.
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That's pretty embarrassing that you went to that taping tbh.
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i'd rather fuck SHAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!
This just made me laugh so hard
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maybe ozzy can bite the head off that bat tattoo of his
wish i could gnar
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makes sense the best of his skateboarding was documented with Sabbath playing over the top of it.
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Everyone here wouldn't say no, ever. Truth.
So this dudes been trying to mack it rather than skate, guess thats why everyone says he's done fuck all to be where he's at...
Wrong.
I was thinking you of all would not say no.
That rugged, manly jaw...
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Brayden's so burnt out he can't even get his cock hard anymore. How's he gonna pork that beluga without a hard dick?
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I think it was Christmas Eve 2005 and my ex and I had dinner about 20 feet away from the entire Osbourne clan. Ozzy seems really approachable and you could tell that Sharron was the one that called the shots. The food was dire, the cocktails sucked but I was stoked to be close enough to Ozzy to hear their conversation. I didn't want to be the guy that barged in on their Christmas dinner so I played it cool as though I was used to sitting that close to someone of idol status.
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Ive actually attended a taping of Joan River's "Fashion Police" show, which Kelly is a regular talking head on, and yeah??she's way hot in real life.? The show was this past September, and low and behold, i caught a glimpse of Braydon backstage.
and you're barely telling us now!? c'mon man! we live for this kind of meaningless shit!
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That's pretty embarrassing that you went to that taping tbh.
I just knew someone was gonna say something like this ahahahahahah
I was paid to be there, ahahaha. So any embarrassment quickly dissipated.
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That's pretty embarrassing that you went to that taping tbh.
I just knew someone was gonna say something like this ahahahahahah
I was paid to be there, ahahaha. So any embarrassment quickly dissipated.
Did you put any extra thought into your fit choice before going?
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She is busted. Take away her dad and the fame and she is just another fat, jaded, punk girl. You know someone hitlertits would go for.
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Braydon must be the smartest mutherfucker alive. He was born to sabbath, and he made his way to the top by boning the daughter of Ozzy. He sure knows how to get what he wants, so im sure he's gonna have no trouble living without a board sponsor. Once your in the right crowd of people, I'd imagine the money just flows.
Backing up this 'celebrity' lifestyle by getting on supra was a smart choice. Supra probably pays him to go to shitty Beyonce and Macklemore (sp? who gives a damn) and be a public figure instead of getting clips. Smart dude!
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i'd rather fuck SHAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!
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She is busted. Take away her dad and the fame and she is just another fat, jaded, punk girl. You know someone hitlertits would go for.
shtooops! i go for jewish american princesses and 20 yr old peurto rican girls. failing that i may end up w/ punk, fat or jaded girls but never possessing all those attributes at once. what do you go for steve buscemi, underage nerdy girls who think your record collection is keen? that would be called statuatory rape but even they turn you down.
ps my ozzy/nikki sixx story was incorrect. they weren't racing to eat kelly's bloody vag it was who could drink nikki's piss first. ozzy won.
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That's pretty embarrassing that you went to that taping tbh.
I just knew someone was gonna say something like this ahahahahahah
I was paid to be there, ahahaha. So any embarrassment quickly dissipated.
picking a specific "fit" was pretty much mandatory (after all, the show is called "Fashion Police"). Joan prefers to to have an all-gay audience for the taping of her shows. So yeah, i wore a hot pink shirt. Hahahah.
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Ive actually attended a taping of Joan River's "Fashion Police" show, which Kelly is a regular talking head on, and yeah??she's way hot in real life.? The show was this past September, and low and behold, i caught a glimpse of Braydon backstage.
and you're barely telling us now!? c'mon man! we live for this kind of meaningless shit!
I didn't think it was worth mentioning at the time: Kelly was still with her ex, and he was there too hanging out with Braydon backstage. Seemed harmless enough
But I'll keep the SLAP board in mind when it comes to sharing juicy tidbits about skating's more colorful personalities. Having just recently moved to LA this past summer, I've amassed quite a collection of stories that you guys would surely get a kick out of.
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She is busted. Take away her dad and the fame and she is just another fat, jaded, punk girl. You know someone hitlertits would go for.
ps my ozzy/nikki sixx story was incorrect. they weren't racing to eat kelly's bloody vag it was who could drink nikki's piss first. ozzy won.
Wrong again, Ozzy and Nikki were blasted getting off a tour bus and trying to impress each other, so Nikki sees a line of ants on the pavement and gets down and snorts them all up his coke hole, Ozzy says that ain't shit, pulls his dick out pisses on the ground and snorts his own urine or something like that but not the way you told it.
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She is busted. Take away her dad and the fame and she is just another fat, jaded, punk girl. You know someone hitlertits would go for.
ps my ozzy/nikki sixx story was incorrect. they weren't racing to eat kelly's bloody vag it was who could drink nikki's piss first. ozzy won.
you're wrong, the ants part was ozzy then nikki tried to one up him by creating and drinking his own piss but ozzy drank it first. licked more likely but yeah, ants up nose, piss in mouth. ozzy 2, nikki sixx 0.
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She is busted. Take away her dad and the fame and she is just another fat, jaded, punk girl. You know someone hitlertits would go for.
ps my ozzy/nikki sixx story was incorrect. they weren't racing to eat kelly's bloody vag it was who could drink nikki's piss first. ozzy won.
Like I said, something like that but at least tell the whole story.
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Makes sense. They have been friends for a long time. Braydon has a pretty hot girl (chick in the white fur coat in the photo with Wiz Kalifa in the article) he has been with for awhile now that has a great ass if anyone is into being a rebound guy, now's your chance...
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This could lead to a much disputed debate but the Osbourne sister who opted out of the reality show is easily the prize winner.
(http://img.spokeo.com/public/900-600/aimee_osbourne_2003_02_08.jpg)
(http://img.spokeo.com/public/900-600/aimee_osbourne_2009_02_22.jpg)
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Braydon must be the smartest mutherfucker alive. He was born to sabbath, and he made his way to the top by boning the daughter of Ozzy. He sure knows how to get what he wants, so im sure he's gonna have no trouble living without a board sponsor. Once your in the right crowd of people, I'd imagine the money just flows.
Backing up this 'celebrity' lifestyle by getting on supra was a smart choice. Supra probably pays him to go to shitty Beyonce and Macklemore (sp? who gives a damn) and be a public figure instead of getting clips. Smart dude!
I'm beginning to question how "on" supra he is. I mean supra is on the ball about updating their site/team page, and there is still no sign of him or press release welcoming him to the team. I suspect it's more of a bro flow
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That jaw.
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This move is like a lot of Braydon's skating. Kind of sketchy, but in the end you have to give him props because you know you couldn't pull that trick at that spot.
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That jaw.
Maybe that's the prize?
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This move is like a lot of Braydon's skating. Kind of sketchy, but in the end you have to give him props because you know you couldn't pull that trick at that spot.
haha, would gnar if i could
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This could lead to a much disputed debate but the Osbourne sister who opted out of the reality show is easily the prize winner.
(http://img.spokeo.com/public/900-600/aimee_osbourne_2003_02_08.jpg)
Phelper in the background there doesn't seem too impressed. I wonder where he got that wig?
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looks like Braydon is also on meth's pro team
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As much as they have odd genes, they still have decent looks.
(http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/q1JcgmQ7LrxejD.ApixYeQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/omg/2013-05-14/87091caa-8e76-408b-8d27-b8427aebca8d_aimee-osbourne-sharon-mothers-day-together-2013-new-picture-x-factor.jpg)
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Even that one is busted. Looks like a fucking gonz drawing.
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typical fat goth girl/ gay bff combo
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Everyone here wouldn't say no, ever. Truth.
So this dudes been trying to mack it rather than skate, guess thats why everyone says he's done fuck all to be where he's at...
Wrong.
I was thinking you of all would not say no.
That rugged, manly jaw...
LOL...well, to be honest, if I saw that jaw on the other side of a gloryhole I would definitely think there was a bear on the other side of it.
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Even that one is busted. Looks like a fucking gonz drawing.
I love gonz and his artwork, but that has got to be one of the best insults I have ever heard in my entire life.
+1
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Looks like a fucking gonz drawing.
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BBW's FTW.
Braydon is the best dude, wish him the best.
So many people in L.A. are fucking assholes (that skate or don't skate).
I've never seen Braydon act like an asshole.
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Kelly's got daddy issues. Fucking a dude with her dad's name tatted on him...gnarly!
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As much as they have odd genes, they still have decent looks surgeons.
(http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/q1JcgmQ7LrxejD.ApixYeQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/omg/2013-05-14/87091caa-8e76-408b-8d27-b8427aebca8d_aimee-osbourne-sharon-mothers-day-together-2013-new-picture-x-factor.jpg)
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Looks like a fucking gonz drawing.
Kelly's got daddy issues. Fucking a dude with her dad's name tatted on him...gnarly!
Wow I didn't realize that. It's also funny to me that Ozzy has his own name tattooed on himself.
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This move is like a lot of Braydon's skating. Kind of sketchy, but in the end you have to give him props because you know you couldn't pull that trick at that spot.
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Wow I didn't realize that. It's also funny to me that Ozzy has his own name tattooed on himself.
(http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Chad_Muska_21st_Birthday.jpg)
(http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/ryan-sheckler-back-tattoo.jpg)
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Wow I didn't realize that. It's also funny to me that Ozzy has his own name tattooed on himself.
(http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/ryan-sheckler-back-tattoo.jpg)
(http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/chad-ortiz-tattoos.jpg)
(https://m1.behance.net/rendition/modules/5221719/disp/54580431e76f144fa45c7f0c0bab9427.png)
one of my friend has his own name tatted exactly like wennings. he had the poster on his wall and everything. the funny thing is he probably cant name a video wenning has been in if you asked him today.
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http://www.gossipcop.com/kelly-osbourne-new-boyfriend-braydon-szafranski-dating-couple-friends/ (http://www.gossipcop.com/kelly-osbourne-new-boyfriend-braydon-szafranski-dating-couple-friends/)
Todd Rundgren - Can We Still Be Friends? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKFFrfT4E1c#)
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Even that one is busted. Looks like a fucking gonz drawing.
post of the year so far.
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Braydon Killin it
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Idk what's worse...fucking a fat chick or the fact that Dill already fucked her brother.
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Idk what's worse...fucking a fat chick or the fact that Dill already fucked her brother.
hahahahahah.
nicely done, sir.
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This could lead to a much disputed debate but the Osbourne sister who opted out of the reality show is easily the prize winner.
(http://img.spokeo.com/public/900-600/aimee_osbourne_2003_02_08.jpg)
(http://img.spokeo.com/public/900-600/aimee_osbourne_2009_02_22.jpg)
Oh shit.