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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: tortfeasor on May 08, 2014, 05:57:35 AM
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It's not part of any article. There is no company attached to the sequence. Did that dude buy ad space to have his sequence run?
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Are you talking about his ecko ad?
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This dude could be the most amazing skateboarder in the world, and I still wouldn't give a fuck.
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I touch myself....
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Am I the only one not seeing a sequence?
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Am I the only one not seeing a sequence?
I can't see it either, I'm blind from smoking Freon though
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(http://oi61.tinypic.com/2em253p.jpg)
THIS???
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thats one awesome sequence tho, never seen that done down handrail.
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(http://oi61.tinypic.com/2em253p.jpg)
THIS???
Oh word, thanks man.
That's a dangerous maneuver right there.
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# of stairs in that sequence is = the number of people that actually give a shit.
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(http://oi59.tinypic.com/292afk7.jpg)
The other half of the page with the advertisement in question.
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Yea sorry my bad. I was looking at it early in the morning and my brain couldn't mesh the two. I was being a fool.
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Yea sorry my bad. I was looking at it early in the morning and my brain couldn't mesh the two. I was being a fool.
Haha, I don't think the brain was meant to mesh the two together . . .
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Tite thread bro.
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Ecko is still a thing? Manny looks like a some Puerto Rican scumbag who is on his way to fuck his baby mama in Harlem on a board he stole from his white neighbor in that ad.
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Ecko is still a thing? Manny looks like a some Puerto Rican scumbag who is on his way to fuck his baby mama in Harlem on a board he stole from his white neighbor in that ad.
I think that's the market Ecko is aiming for.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znEGrCl8V0M
the video shows the nollie heel 50 did he even do the 5-0?
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I thought Lugz just picked him up. WTF?
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he'd fit better on enyce
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I thought that was fakie at first and almost liked him.
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I like this dude. He was kinda home-town hero status when I was growing up, cause my actual home town has produced precisely 0 good skateboarders. Plus he strikes me as a skate rat, which is a good quality in a human.
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Havent seen a skate mag in awhile but they used to run tons of random photos that were not connected to a article or ad
when did this change ?
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This dude could be the most amazing skateboarder in the world, and I still wouldn't give a fuck.
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# of stairs in that sequence is = the number of people that actually give a shit.
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Get dat slut money.
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I like this dude. He was kinda home-town hero status when I was growing up, cause my actual home town has produced precisely 0 good skateboarders. Plus he strikes me as a skate rat, which is a good quality in a human.
For sure. Manny rips really hard. No doubt about. Glad to see he's gettin paper.
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Someone who does 360 shuvs out of crooked grinds deserves to be on ecko.
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I feel like the dude will take any sponsor just to be able to skate for a living, an honourable motive, but he will be broke when this is all said and done.
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I think that sequence might be pieced together, the last 3 frames are suspect
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thrasher needs to step their page spacing game up. manny and some other fool (i dont remember who it was) skating the same pinner rail in two different ads only like four pages apart. And the chris cope and willis WSVT gnar invert pics from rhino were only like 3 pages apart. its probably me just being a picky bastard but if they spreaded that shit out a little bit, the content would seem a little less redundant.
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I like this dude. He was kinda home-town hero status when I was growing up, cause my actual home town has produced precisely 0 good skateboarders. Plus he strikes me as a skate rat, which is a good quality in a human.
For sure. Manny rips really hard. No doubt about. Glad to see he's gettin paper.
Are you taking a course in Urban Languages at the local learning annex X-poser?
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So, is it cool if I bust out my leather jacket with giant rhino on back now?
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So, is it cool if I bust out my leather jacket with giant rhino on back now?
don't forget about these as well
(http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/800x600q90/835/amlb.jpg)
(http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/800x600q90/843/yguy.jpg)
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He should stick to photos.
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thrasher needs to step their page spacing game up. manny and some other fool (i dont remember who it was) skating the same pinner rail in two different ads only like four pages apart. And the chris cope and willis WSVT gnar invert pics from rhino were only like 3 pages apart. its probably me just being a picky bastard but if they spreaded that shit out a little bit, the content would seem a little less redundant.
thrasher probably didn't do it on purpose as an artistic choice (like that bank to ledge section in cherry) but i like seeing tricks on the same obstacle in succession
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I guess he thought Famous Stars and Straps wasn't gay enough. The last 3 frames are definitely suspect. Spam his instagram for the truth and the land.
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I guess he thought Famous Stars and Straps wasn't gay enough. The last 3 frames are definitely suspect. Spam his instagram for the truth and the land.
What's so suspect about him rolling away? You're an idiot and nobody owes you the truth.
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I guess he thought Famous Stars and Straps wasn't gay enough. The last 3 frames are definitely suspect. Spam his instagram for the truth and the land.
What's so suspect about him rolling away? You're an idiot and nobody owes you the truth.
You trying to tell me that in that last foot of the rail, the camera didn't snap a photo? he's like just in a 5-0 with a foot of the rail to go then all of a sudden rolling away 2 feet from the rail. Just seems weird. Even DGKalis said magazines do swap outs on the frames.
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I guess he thought Famous Stars and Straps wasn't gay enough. The last 3 frames are definitely suspect. Spam his instagram for the truth and the land.
What's so suspect about him rolling away? You're an idiot and nobody owes you the truth.
You trying to tell me that in that last foot of the rail, the camera didn't snap a photo? he's like just in a 5-0 with a foot of the rail to go then all of a sudden rolling away 2 feet from the rail. Just seems weird. Even DGKalis said magazines do swap outs on the frames.
in one of his trailers he's in has he does it to 5050. Maybe hes saving the 5-0 one for something else??
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Worst sponsor list in the game?
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Someone who does 360 shuvs out of crooked grinds deserves to be on ecko.
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Matchy Santiago? It's so bad how he is always matching his shirt and shoes and hat's. Him, Dyrdek and others are awful. But hey I might match some stuff for a day to nollie heel 5-0 a rail
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Ecko is still a thing? Manny looks like a some Puerto Rican scumbag who is on his way to fuck his baby mama in Harlem on a board he stole from his white neighbor in that ad.
I think that's the market Ecko is aiming for.
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Fucking haters.
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That rail is small, and nollie heelflips are basically just as easy as kickflips for a lot of dudes. so essentially he is kickflip back 5-0'ing that small ass rail. NOT IMPRESSED BRAH. Plus his stiff style bores me.
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This guy's style seems like a genetic throwback in the evolution of skateboarding. Might fit in on primitive as the missing link.
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That rail is small, and nollie heelflips are basically just as easy as kickflips for a lot of dudes. so essentially he is kickflip back 5-0'ing that small ass rail. NOT IMPRESSED BRAH. Plus his stiff style bores me.
Impressively dumb
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You mother fuckers hate so much r u guys fucking serious I mean this dude is bitching about ad spacing, like u tore manny apart for no reason now u guys have moved on to hating ad space. Fuckin losers
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You mother fuckers hate so much r u guys fucking serious I mean this dude is bitching about ad spacing, like u tore manny apart for no reason now u guys have moved on to hating ad space. Fuckin losers
go watch 2 faggot
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(http://oi59.tinypic.com/292afk7.jpg)
The other half of the page with the advertisement in question.
BA is on Ecko??
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You mother fuckers hate so much r u guys fucking serious I mean this dude is bitching about ad spacing, like u tore manny apart for no reason now u guys have moved on to hating ad space. Fuckin losers
go watch 2 faggot
I'm actually watching my girl get dressed cause she just got outta the shower, she always puts this lotion all over her tits and ass for dry skin, what r u doin with ur life faggot and btw I think u fucked that comeback up too
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You mother fuckers hate so much r u guys fucking serious I mean this dude is bitching about ad spacing, like u tore manny apart for no reason now u guys have moved on to hating ad space. Fuckin losers
Can we use some periods or commas maybe? You don't help your sorry cause when you come off typing like you're in 2nd grade.
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You mother fuckers hate so much r u guys fucking serious I mean this dude is bitching about ad spacing, like u tore manny apart for no reason now u guys have moved on to hating ad space. Fuckin losers
whopdy frickin doo, quiefer. one day you will realize the world isnt about unicorns and butterflys. go back to ironing you JNCO's and watching your girl rub lotion all over her gross ass scaly feet.
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You mother fuckers hate so much r u guys fucking serious I mean this dude is bitching about ad spacing, like u tore manny apart for no reason now u guys have moved on to hating ad space. Fuckin losers
go watch 2 faggot
I'm actually watching my girl get dressed cause she just got outta the shower, she always puts this lotion all over her tits and ass for dry skin, what r u doin with ur life faggot and btw I think u fucked that comeback up too
Your girlfriend probably has a full blown case of emphysema, the most affected area is her crusty vag
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You mother fuckers hate so much r u guys fucking serious I mean this dude is bitching about ad spacing, like u tore manny apart for no reason now u guys have moved on to hating ad space. Fuckin losers
go watch 2 faggot
I'm actually watching my girl get dressed cause she just got outta the shower, she always puts this lotion all over her tits and ass for dry skin, what r u doin with ur life faggot and btw I think u fucked that comeback up too
Your girlfriend probably has a full blown case of emphysema, the most affected area is her crusty vag
emphysema is a respiratory illness.
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he would fit so much better on Dada
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You mother fuckers hate so much r u guys fucking serious I mean this dude is bitching about ad spacing, like u tore manny apart for no reason now u guys have moved on to hating ad space. Fuckin losers
go watch 2 faggot
I'm actually watching my girl get dressed cause she just got outta the shower, she always puts this lotion all over her tits and ass for dry skin, what r u doin with ur life faggot and btw I think u fucked that comeback up too
Your girlfriend probably has a full blown case of emphysema, the most affected area is her crusty vag
emphysema is a respiratory illness.
What is... eczema? Alex
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You mother fuckers hate so much r u guys fucking serious I mean this dude is bitching about ad spacing, like u tore manny apart for no reason now u guys have moved on to hating ad space. Fuckin losers
go watch 2 faggot
I'm actually watching my girl get dressed cause she just got outta the shower, she always puts this lotion all over her tits and ass for dry skin, what r u doin with ur life faggot and btw I think u fucked that comeback up too
Your girlfriend probably has a full blown case of emphysema, the most affected area is her crusty vag
emphysema is a respiratory illness.
This shit has me legit cracking up right now. What a fucking idiot yo. Hahahahahaha
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You mother fuckers hate so much r u guys fucking serious I mean this dude is bitching about ad spacing, like u tore manny apart for no reason now u guys have moved on to hating ad space. Fuckin losers
go watch 2 faggot
I'm actually watching my girl get dressed cause she just got outta the shower, she always puts this lotion all over her tits and ass for dry skin, what r u doin with ur life faggot and btw I think u fucked that comeback up too
Your girlfriend probably has a full blown case of emphysema, the most affected area is her crusty vag
emphysema is a respiratory illness.
This shit has me legit cracking up right now. What a fucking idiot yo. Hahahahahaha
I second this.
We have literally unprecedented access to information and people still can't get their shit straight.
I really don't want to imagine what an COPD ridden vagina would look like . . .
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You mother fuckers hate so much r u guys fucking serious I mean this dude is bitching about ad spacing, like u tore manny apart for no reason now u guys have moved on to hating ad space. Fuckin losers
go watch 2 faggot
I'm actually watching my girl get dressed cause she just got outta the shower, she always puts this lotion all over her tits and ass for dry skin, what r u doin with ur life faggot and btw I think u fucked that comeback up too
Your girlfriend probably has a full blown case of emphysema, the most affected area is her crusty vag
emphysema is a respiratory illness.
This shit has me legit cracking up right now. What a fucking idiot yo. Hahahahahaha
Once again sharpshooter proves that he is quite illiterate. Fucking moron.
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You mother fuckers hate so much r u guys fucking serious I mean this dude is bitching about ad spacing, like u tore manny apart for no reason now u guys have moved on to hating ad space. Fuckin losers
go watch 2 faggot
I'm actually watching my girl get dressed cause she just got outta the shower, she always puts this lotion all over her tits and ass for dry skin, what r u doin with ur life faggot and btw I think u fucked that comeback up too
Your girlfriend probably has a full blown case of emphysema, the most affected area is her crusty vag
emphysema is a respiratory illness.
This shit has me legit cracking up right now. What a fucking idiot yo. Hahahahahaha
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You mother fuckers hate so much r u guys fucking serious I mean this dude is bitching about ad spacing, like u tore manny apart for no reason now u guys have moved on to hating ad space. Fuckin losers
go watch 2 faggot
I'm actually watching my girl get dressed cause she just got outta the shower, she always puts this lotion all over her tits and ass for dry skin, what r u doin with ur life faggot and btw I think u fucked that comeback up too
Your girlfriend probably has a full blown case of emphysema, the most affected area is her crusty vag
emphysema is a respiratory illness.
This shit has me legit cracking up right now. What a fucking idiot yo. Hahahahahaha
That is some funny shit right there!
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You mother fuckers hate so much r u guys fucking serious I mean this dude is bitching about ad spacing, like u tore manny apart for no reason now u guys have moved on to hating ad space. Fuckin losers
go watch 2 faggot
I'm actually watching my girl get dressed cause she just got outta the shower, she always puts this lotion all over her tits and ass for dry skin, what r u doin with ur life faggot and btw I think u fucked that comeback up too
Your girlfriend probably has a full blown case of emphysema, the most affected area is her crusty vag
emphysema is a respiratory illness.
This shit has me legit cracking up right now. What a fucking idiot yo. Hahahahahaha
That is some funny shit right there!
shit like this is the exact reason why its sometimes good to take a break for a couple of days and revisit slap upon further development. i almost had a fucking heart attack.
this entire thread is amazing.