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Title: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: YO MAMA on May 23, 2014, 08:10:16 PM
Dwindle Distribution is going to be the new home of Zero and Fallen.
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: spool of cord on May 23, 2014, 08:14:37 PM
Black Box sales had fallen to almost zero, now their reputation is gonna dwindle even further
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Post by: LamestDudeOut on May 23, 2014, 08:16:58 PM
at least the mystery is solved, and the chief can find his new balance
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: pointandclick on May 23, 2014, 08:21:55 PM
too punny.
/thread.
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: WeirdBeach on May 23, 2014, 08:42:21 PM
All this wordplay is Almost too Cliche to Enjoi......







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Post by: james link on May 23, 2014, 09:25:54 PM
haha i feel much better about not giving a shit about that tom k interview after reading this "news"
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: The Ghost of Lenny Kirk on May 23, 2014, 09:30:43 PM
i guess it's a Tensor situation than they're letting on
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: gnidraobetaks on May 23, 2014, 09:54:52 PM
tired of fools who think they are welcome to shake junt out of their sausage and post it on here without any heavy proof.  their krooked asses might as well do herion and huf their girls chocolate fury.
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: backagain on May 23, 2014, 09:57:06 PM
This New Deal just might work. Starting on a new, solid Foundation.
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: wildbillhiccup on May 23, 2014, 09:59:09 PM
tired of fools who think they are welcome to shake junt out of their sausage and post it on here without any heavy proof.  their krooked asses might as well do herion and huf their girls chocolate fury.
duffs
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: gizmo on May 23, 2014, 11:20:37 PM
I Think that was their Plan B, which is Fucking Awesome.
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: Cooner66 on May 23, 2014, 11:32:06 PM
wouldn't surprise me.. i've never bought a zero or fallen shoes and i've bought a lot of shit.
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: Thrillho on May 23, 2014, 11:32:42 PM
Can't be king of the World if you're $lave to the grind.
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: sid vicious on May 23, 2014, 11:51:27 PM
^^^ hahahaha yes!.....love the skid row reference.


fuck i lol'd at some of the epic pun's in this thread.
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: annoyedwithskating on May 24, 2014, 12:05:58 AM
you guys are not being fucking awesome. this thread is lame.
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: pica on May 24, 2014, 01:18:58 AM
pics  or it didn't happen.
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: cobs on May 24, 2014, 05:07:17 AM
Don't need any pics, Roger confirmed it.
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: Nigga on May 24, 2014, 06:12:49 AM
tsss tsss yeah dwindle more like "d-lose-dle" tsss tss
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: conan777 on May 24, 2014, 06:20:43 AM
a friend of mine knows a black box rider and he told me almost a year ago that fallen was going to become a k mart brand like world did. forgot about it til now but time will tell
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: HeadInLionsMouth on May 24, 2014, 06:48:43 AM
Make no Bones about it, Jamie has a Vision. I'm sure this dust will settle Real soon.
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: 360 frip on May 24, 2014, 07:18:25 AM
Heard Jamie is a Selfish  Bitch and his Girl makes him Spitfire by fingering his Chocolate.
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: shit_for_brains on May 24, 2014, 07:55:08 AM
These puns are awful.

Is this news true? Because I can totally see it being true.
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: hsggreen on May 24, 2014, 08:03:09 AM
how many brands is too many for dwindle? pretty big leap of faith on jamie's part.
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: paraquat on May 24, 2014, 08:15:31 AM
ISUCK's zeros have dwindled into another habitat or something
uh huh huh (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9eAzb-Yuzw#)
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: Rocko on May 24, 2014, 08:52:36 AM
Darkstar
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on May 24, 2014, 08:57:12 AM
I have zero faith in the rumor this misled youth is spreading. I don't see Jamie selling off Zero before the rest of the companies.
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: LesbianPUNCH on May 24, 2014, 09:00:11 AM
Gee whiz, they better act fast before A Happy Medium Skateboards.
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: spool of cord on May 24, 2014, 09:11:23 AM
Heard Jamie is a Selfish  Bitch and his Girl makes him Spitfire by fingering his Chocolate.

hilarious

Is Bitch the new soft goods line outta BB?
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: Chipp on May 24, 2014, 09:11:35 AM
tsss tsss yeah dwindle more like "d-lose-dle" tsss tss


HOMERUN COCK SUCKAS



this guys fukin good
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: OopsPoops on May 24, 2014, 11:32:37 AM
I just hope that after Jamie gives a good verbal beating to his riders when they fuck up a handrail, that Rodney is there to let them down easy.

"Permission to rip, sir?"

"Sure, yea, no problem, just enjoy the physics" - Rodney
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: GinosGroceries on May 24, 2014, 11:44:56 AM
It sounds like Zero is Dying To Live. What a Strange World we live in. Maybe this change will give both companies New Blood to Ride The Sky....... Promo
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: twosmokesnow on May 24, 2014, 12:22:35 PM
Zero is a bag of suck
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on May 24, 2014, 03:00:12 PM
Zero fucks given
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Post by: MrMojoRising on May 24, 2014, 04:05:41 PM
Zero fucks given
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: Tracer on May 24, 2014, 05:06:11 PM
DSM decks are good as fuck, the resin 8 boards are strong as hell. The shapes are funky you either love it or hate it

I approve this move by JT
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: GershonSweaty on May 24, 2014, 05:08:39 PM
DSM decks are good as fuck, the resin 8 boards are strong as hell. The shapes are funky you either love it or hate it

I approve this move by JT

Well thank fuck you approve it, I'm sure the chief has been shitting himself.
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: 360 frip on May 24, 2014, 05:26:32 PM
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Heard Jamie is a Selfish  Bitch and his Girl makes him Spitfire by fingering his Chocolate.
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hilarious

Is Bitch the new soft goods line outta BB?

Bitch was Sal Rocco's response to the creation of girl,  I think.
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: OopsPoops on May 24, 2014, 05:30:43 PM
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Heard Jamie is a Selfish  Bitch and his Girl makes him Spitfire by fingering his Chocolate.
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hilarious

Is Bitch the new soft goods line outta BB?
[close]

Bitch was Sal Rocco's response to the creation of girl,  I think.

Yea it was. Bitch was supposed to be a joke brand too, but turned out to be really popular in Japan.
Then it just kind of died of.
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: Carrolls Chesthairs on May 24, 2014, 08:42:08 PM
it is sure a cold war in the industry nowadays
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Post by: doublesteveburger on May 24, 2014, 11:11:28 PM
jart
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: Violator on May 24, 2014, 11:19:02 PM
Not for nothing, but I got an Enjoi submerged in water and it skated fine for a couple weeks after that, they're not that bad.
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: cuntzilla on May 25, 2014, 01:40:41 AM
I just hope that after Jamie gives a good verbal beating to his riders when they fuck up a handrail, that Rodney is there to let them down easy.

"Permission to rip, sir?"

"Sure, yea, no problem, just enjoi the physics" - Rodney
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: 360 frip on May 25, 2014, 03:35:29 AM
Not for nothing, but I got an Enjoi submerged in water and it skated fine for a couple weeks after that, they're not that bad.

I don't get it  ???
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: I SUCK! on May 25, 2014, 12:20:49 PM
haha, funny thread

as I mentioned previously, we're restructuring black box and considering all of our options for the future of the brands.
i've spoken with several distribution companies and potential partners, but at this point, all it has been is talk

that sounds like politician shit, but true. change is imperative even if we stay independent; small crew, small overhead, back to the basics
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: Chris Hansen is back on May 25, 2014, 12:23:56 PM
^

Dwindle Distribution confirmed.
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: SodaJerk on May 25, 2014, 12:26:16 PM
^

Dwindle Distribution confirmed.
Shhhh... You'll frighten him off like the Gipper did when he was mean to him.
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: cringe. on May 25, 2014, 12:31:08 PM
that sounds like politician shit, but true. change is imperative even if we stay (http://static.tumblr.com/dioe6ab/tPNlw4jx1/indy-blog-logo.png); small crew, small overhead, back to the basics
nice pun :-D
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: skate_bored on May 25, 2014, 03:44:40 PM
haha, funny thread

as I mentioned previously, we're restructuring black box and considering all of our options for the future of the brands.
i've spoken with several distribution companies and potential partners, but at this point, all it has been is talk

that sounds like politician shit, but true. change is imperative even if we stay independent; small crew, small overhead, back to the basics

thanks for the insight. it really does add so much to the forum. what are you hoping to happen, obviously aside from sales picking up and keeping it the same?

also you mentioned politics: considering youre one of the few in the open: do you guys/other companies tell your skaters/employees/reps to keep off the boards as posters?
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: annoyedwithskating on May 25, 2014, 04:30:45 PM
haha, funny thread

as I mentioned previously, we're restructuring black box and considering all of our options for the future of the brands.
i've spoken with several distribution companies and potential partners, but at this point, all it has been is talk

that sounds like politician shit, but true. change is imperative even if we stay independent; small crew, small overhead, back to the basics

heres the problem as i am sure you are aware. Your brand started off as one thing. Which was dudes going huge, heavy metal, rock and roll single bangers skulls and black and white headbands with lynard skynard jeans. Now skateboarding is going the hipster/artist route. you even changed up your style with the hair and the outfit etc... so now what do you do? you are in the middle of two POLAR (thats for the nerds) opposite camps. You have the money money street league mass appeal and you have the "core" companies that unfortunately are hipster as fuck. So what do you do? obviously you want to make money but youre afraid if you went too far to the mass appeal would lose street cred ala Jason Dill enthroned in unholy judgement but still ally yourself to Berra knowing that the dude you were when you were younger might have thought he was a douche. Whether or not you would have is irrelevant but, it is hard for skaters to see your brand as something inspired and legit. so the question is, are you inspired still? if so by what? if you are simply trying to stay afloat and/or even get some real capital dividends, that will shine through and people wont care. if you are still genuinely motivated by skateboarding, let that shine through, change everything that is simply a reflection of who you were and hang on to what you actually care about. skateboarders care more about feeling like they are part of something genuine. if you dont have that passion, sell your shit and peace out.
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: OopsPoops on May 25, 2014, 04:44:15 PM
haha, funny thread

as I mentioned previously, we're restructuring black box and considering all of our options for the future of the brands.
i've spoken with several distribution companies and potential partners, but at this point, all it has been is talk

that sounds like politician shit, but true. change is imperative even if we stay independent; small crew, small overhead, back to the basics

Hey Jimmy
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: b.v. on May 25, 2014, 04:48:33 PM
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haha, funny thread

as I mentioned previously, we're restructuring black box and considering all of our options for the future of the brands.
i've spoken with several distribution companies and potential partners, but at this point, all it has been is talk

that sounds like politician shit, but true. change is imperative even if we stay independent; small crew, small overhead, back to the basics
[close]

heres the problem as i am sure you are aware. Your brand started off as one thing. Which was dudes going huge, heavy metal, rock and roll single bangers skulls and black and white headbands with lynard skynard jeans. Now skateboarding is going the hipster/artist route. you even changed up your style with the hair and the outfit etc... so now what do you do? you are in the middle of two POLAR (thats for the nerds) opposite camps. You have the money money street league mass appeal and you have the "core" companies that unfortunately are hipster as fuck. So what do you do? obviously you want to make money but youre afraid if you went too far to the mass appeal would lose street cred ala Jason Dill enthroned in unholy judgement but still ally yourself to Berra knowing that the dude you were when you were younger might have thought he was a douche. Whether or not you would have is irrelevant but, it is hard for skaters to see your brand as something inspired and legit. so the question is, are you inspired still? if so by what? if you are simply trying to stay afloat and/or even get some real capital dividends, that will shine through and people wont care. if you are still genuinely motivated by skateboarding, let that shine through, change everything that is simply a reflection of who you were and hang on to what you actually care about. skateboarders care more about feeling like they are part of something genuine. if you dont have that passion, sell your shit and peace out.
You should probably send him a consultation invoice, pretty insightful post.
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: ziggy on May 25, 2014, 05:22:44 PM
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haha, funny thread

as I mentioned previously, we're restructuring black box and considering all of our options for the future of the brands.
i've spoken with several distribution companies and potential partners, but at this point, all it has been is talk

that sounds like politician shit, but true. change is imperative even if we stay independent; small crew, small overhead, back to the basics
[close]

heres the problem as i am sure you are aware. Your brand started off as one thing. Which was dudes going huge, heavy metal, rock and roll single bangers skulls and black and white headbands with lynard skynard jeans. Now skateboarding is going the hipster/artist route. you even changed up your style with the hair and the outfit etc... so now what do you do? you are in the middle of two POLAR (thats for the nerds) opposite camps. You have the money money street league mass appeal and you have the "core" companies that unfortunately are hipster as fuck. So what do you do? obviously you want to make money but youre afraid if you went too far to the mass appeal would lose street cred ala Jason Dill enthroned in unholy judgement but still ally yourself to Berra knowing that the dude you were when you were younger might have thought he was a douche. Whether or not you would have is irrelevant but, it is hard for skaters to see your brand as something inspired and legit. so the question is, are you inspired still? if so by what? if you are simply trying to stay afloat and/or even get some real capital dividends, that will shine through and people wont care. if you are still genuinely motivated by skateboarding, let that shine through, change everything that is simply a reflection of who you were and hang on to what you actually care about. skateboarders care more about feeling like they are part of something genuine. if you dont have that passion, sell your shit and peace out.
[close]
You should probably send him a consultation invoice, pretty insightful post.

I thought it was boring, self-important wank
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: andocom on May 25, 2014, 05:27:34 PM
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haha, funny thread

as I mentioned previously, we're restructuring black box and considering all of our options for the future of the brands.
i've spoken with several distribution companies and potential partners, but at this point, all it has been is talk

that sounds like politician shit, but true. change is imperative even if we stay independent; small crew, small overhead, back to the basics
[close]

heres the problem as i am sure you are aware. Your brand started off as one thing. Which was dudes going huge, heavy metal, rock and roll single bangers skulls and black and white headbands with lynard skynard jeans. Now skateboarding is going the hipster/artist route. you even changed up your style with the hair and the outfit etc... so now what do you do? you are in the middle of two POLAR (thats for the nerds) opposite camps. You have the money money street league mass appeal and you have the "core" companies that unfortunately are hipster as fuck. So what do you do? obviously you want to make money but youre afraid if you went too far to the mass appeal would lose street cred ala Jason Dill enthroned in unholy judgement but still ally yourself to Berra knowing that the dude you were when you were younger might have thought he was a douche. Whether or not you would have is irrelevant but, it is hard for skaters to see your brand as something inspired and legit. so the question is, are you inspired still? if so by what? if you are simply trying to stay afloat and/or even get some real capital dividends, that will shine through and people wont care. if you are still genuinely motivated by skateboarding, let that shine through, change everything that is simply a reflection of who you were and hang on to what you actually care about. skateboarders care more about feeling like they are part of something genuine. if you dont have that passion, sell your shit and peace out.

Things change over 15+ years, jean sizes included. Dylan is in Street League, so FA is money money street league right? Not sure anyone should be doubting iSucks passion or inspiration, he still seems to be putting in.

Anyway reading between the lines, things at BB sound pretty dire to me.
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: OopsPoops on May 25, 2014, 05:28:31 PM
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haha, funny thread

as I mentioned previously, we're restructuring black box and considering all of our options for the future of the brands.
i've spoken with several distribution companies and potential partners, but at this point, all it has been is talk

that sounds like politician shit, but true. change is imperative even if we stay independent; small crew, small overhead, back to the basics
[close]

heres the problem as i am sure you are aware. Your brand started off as one thing. Which was dudes going huge, heavy metal, rock and roll single bangers skulls and black and white headbands with lynard skynard jeans. Now skateboarding is going the hipster/artist route. you even changed up your style with the hair and the outfit etc... so now what do you do? you are in the middle of two POLAR (thats for the nerds) opposite camps. You have the money money street league mass appeal and you have the "core" companies that unfortunately are hipster as fuck. So what do you do? obviously you want to make money but youre afraid if you went too far to the mass appeal would lose street cred ala Jason Dill enthroned in unholy judgement but still ally yourself to Berra knowing that the dude you were when you were younger might have thought he was a douche. Whether or not you would have is irrelevant but, it is hard for skaters to see your brand as something inspired and legit. so the question is, are you inspired still? if so by what? if you are simply trying to stay afloat and/or even get some real capital dividends, that will shine through and people wont care. if you are still genuinely motivated by skateboarding, let that shine through, change everything that is simply a reflection of who you were and hang on to what you actually care about. skateboarders care more about feeling like they are part of something genuine. if you dont have that passion, sell your shit and peace out.

I agree with this hugely.
When I was younger, I loved Zero. I loved Zero because it fit with the music and style I liked, and I thought that I was genuinely a part of something.
Now, I don't see Zero, or any of the Blackbox brands, having any genuine vision or following. To me, it's just another company to get a deck, and Fallen is just another company to buy some shoes. Given the chance, I won't by them, because I don't feel that the brand reflects me, or anything I admire.
But, the brand once did. So Zero and the other Blackbox brands have something in the past, and it's a matter of whether you can resurrect, or recreate, the value you once had.
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: 360 frip on May 25, 2014, 08:06:27 PM
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haha, funny thread

as I mentioned previously, we're restructuring black box and considering all of our options for the future of the brands.
i've spoken with several distribution companies and potential partners, but at this point, all it has been is talk

that sounds like politician shit, but true. change is imperative even if we stay independent; small crew, small overhead, back to the basics
[close]

heres the problem as i am sure you are aware. Your brand started off as one thing. Which was dudes going huge, heavy metal, rock and roll single bangers skulls and black and white headbands with lynard skynard jeans. Now skateboarding is going the hipster/artist route. you even changed up your style with the hair and the outfit etc... so now what do you do? you are in the middle of two POLAR (thats for the nerds) opposite camps. You have the money money street league mass appeal and you have the "core" companies that unfortunately are hipster as fuck. So what do you do? obviously you want to make money but youre afraid if you went too far to the mass appeal would lose street cred ala Jason Dill enthroned in unholy judgement but still ally yourself to Berra knowing that the dude you were when you were younger might have thought he was a douche. Whether or not you would have is irrelevant but, it is hard for skaters to see your brand as something inspired and legit. so the question is, are you inspired still? if so by what? if you are simply trying to stay afloat and/or even get some real capital dividends, that will shine through and people wont care. if you are still genuinely motivated by skateboarding, let that shine through, change everything that is simply a reflection of who you were and hang on to what you actually care about. skateboarders care more about feeling like they are part of something genuine. if you dont have that passion, sell your shit and peace out.
[close]

I agree with this hugely.
When I was younger, I loved Zero. I loved Zero because it fit with the music and style I liked, and I thought that I was genuinely a part of something.
Now, I don't see Zero, or any of the Blackbox brands, having any genuine vision or following. To me, it's just another company to get a deck, and Fallen is just another company to buy some shoes. Given the chance, I won't by them, because I don't feel that the brand reflects me, or anything I admire.
But, the brand once did. So Zero and the other Blackbox brands have something in the past, and it's a matter of whether you can resurrect, or recreate, the value you once had.

This thread is about making terrible puns about a possible change of Zero's distribution.

Please stop stinking it up. 
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: annoyedwithskating on May 25, 2014, 08:14:17 PM
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haha, funny thread

as I mentioned previously, we're restructuring black box and considering all of our options for the future of the brands.
i've spoken with several distribution companies and potential partners, but at this point, all it has been is talk

that sounds like politician shit, but true. change is imperative even if we stay independent; small crew, small overhead, back to the basics
[close]

heres the problem as i am sure you are aware. Your brand started off as one thing. Which was dudes going huge, heavy metal, rock and roll single bangers skulls and black and white headbands with lynard skynard jeans. Now skateboarding is going the hipster/artist route. you even changed up your style with the hair and the outfit etc... so now what do you do? you are in the middle of two POLAR (thats for the nerds) opposite camps. You have the money money street league mass appeal and you have the "core" companies that unfortunately are hipster as fuck. So what do you do? obviously you want to make money but youre afraid if you went too far to the mass appeal would lose street cred ala Jason Dill enthroned in unholy judgement but still ally yourself to Berra knowing that the dude you were when you were younger might have thought he was a douche. Whether or not you would have is irrelevant but, it is hard for skaters to see your brand as something inspired and legit. so the question is, are you inspired still? if so by what? if you are simply trying to stay afloat and/or even get some real capital dividends, that will shine through and people wont care. if you are still genuinely motivated by skateboarding, let that shine through, change everything that is simply a reflection of who you were and hang on to what you actually care about. skateboarders care more about feeling like they are part of something genuine. if you dont have that passion, sell your shit and peace out.
[close]

I agree with this hugely.
When I was younger, I loved Zero. I loved Zero because it fit with the music and style I liked, and I thought that I was genuinely a part of something.
Now, I don't see Zero, or any of the Blackbox brands, having any genuine vision or following. To me, it's just another company to get a deck, and Fallen is just another company to buy some shoes. Given the chance, I won't by them, because I don't feel that the brand reflects me, or anything I admire.
But, the brand once did. So Zero and the other Blackbox brands have something in the past, and it's a matter of whether you can resurrect, or recreate, the value you once had.
[close]

This thread is about making terrible puns about a possible change of Zero's distribution.

Please stop stinking it up. 

you obviously didnt read the whole thing because of your short attention span.
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: 360 frip on May 25, 2014, 08:20:49 PM
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haha, funny thread

as I mentioned previously, we're restructuring black box and considering all of our options for the future of the brands.
i've spoken with several distribution companies and potential partners, but at this point, all it has been is talk

that sounds like politician shit, but true. change is imperative even if we stay independent; small crew, small overhead, back to the basics
[close]

heres the problem as i am sure you are aware. Your brand started off as one thing. Which was dudes going huge, heavy metal, rock and roll single bangers skulls and black and white headbands with lynard skynard jeans. Now skateboarding is going the hipster/artist route. you even changed up your style with the hair and the outfit etc... so now what do you do? you are in the middle of two POLAR (thats for the nerds) opposite camps. You have the money money street league mass appeal and you have the "core" companies that unfortunately are hipster as fuck. So what do you do? obviously you want to make money but youre afraid if you went too far to the mass appeal would lose street cred ala Jason Dill enthroned in unholy judgement but still ally yourself to Berra knowing that the dude you were when you were younger might have thought he was a douche. Whether or not you would have is irrelevant but, it is hard for skaters to see your brand as something inspired and legit. so the question is, are you inspired still? if so by what? if you are simply trying to stay afloat and/or even get some real capital dividends, that will shine through and people wont care. if you are still genuinely motivated by skateboarding, let that shine through, change everything that is simply a reflection of who you were and hang on to what you actually care about. skateboarders care more about feeling like they are part of something genuine. if you dont have that passion, sell your shit and peace out.
[close]

I agree with this hugely.
When I was younger, I loved Zero. I loved Zero because it fit with the music and style I liked, and I thought that I was genuinely a part of something.
Now, I don't see Zero, or any of the Blackbox brands, having any genuine vision or following. To me, it's just another company to get a deck, and Fallen is just another company to buy some shoes. Given the chance, I won't by them, because I don't feel that the brand reflects me, or anything I admire.
But, the brand once did. So Zero and the other Blackbox brands have something in the past, and it's a matter of whether you can resurrect, or recreate, the value you once had.
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This thread is about making terrible puns about a possible change of Zero's distribution.

Please stop stinking it up. 
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you obviously didnt read the whole thing because of your short attention span.

Unfortunately I did.
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: blargalargill on May 26, 2014, 04:49:55 AM

I won't buy them, because I don't feel that the brand reflects me, or anything I admire.


i feel like this is the problem there aren't enough people that relate to the rocker/punk attitude anymore, zero was what my brother rode when he was 15 14 and he's 24 now, my generation doesn't listen to punk rock and they don't relate to the culture
it may be a cliche but i enjoi other brands like polar (there i made a shitty pun are you all happy?)
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: 360 frip on May 26, 2014, 05:12:30 AM
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I won't buy them, because I don't feel that the brand reflects me, or anything I admire.

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i feel like this is the problem there aren't enough people that relate to the rocker/punk attitude anymore, zero was what my brother rode when he was 15 14 and he's 24 now, my generation doesn't listen to punk rock and they don't relate to the culture
it may be a cliche but i enjoi other brands like polar (there i made a shitty pun are you all happy?)

No.

D-

Could try harder.
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: Willy Santos cut my hair on May 26, 2014, 12:44:50 PM
Well, I see his point.
skating is a world industry, and it needs to get consolidate ideas & flip with the times.
Otherwise its adio. Go back to the birdhouse and baker cake or something
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: Cactus Cooler on May 26, 2014, 01:50:09 PM
sure there's a lot of hipster shit going on right now, but there's always going to be a punk/diy vibe to skate. Welcome, Creature, Anti Hero...there's something there that is not fuccboi "hip" its a little more raw and these are from some of the more popular brands right now.

the issue was the black box brands were so engrained with a look of the team almost more than a vibe for the brand. it became somewhat comical with everyones jeans and flair. that needed to managed better. it jumped the fashion shark.

zero has all the opportunity to come back today with something raw and still well rounded.
how did all the shep dawgs grow up in black box back yard and not one is zero or fallen? how is there no brixton riders on zero?
the north county san diego scene is very tight, yet black box def was on the outside looking in on everything that was blooming.

dolan stearns and kirby would have been a nice first couple of steps. look what sinclair is doing with all the foundation ams...that is going to be back in the mix in less than a year. hes helping dekline's image as well with same group of kids.

its zero and fallen. they need to be in skate.  just needs to let the past go and redefine them for the present.
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: heckler on May 26, 2014, 02:52:33 PM
its zero and fallen. they need to be in skate.  just needs to let the past go and redefine them for the present.
This idea confuses me. Why does Zero need to be in skateboarding any more than World, Adio, or any number of companies past?
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: The Ghost of Lenny Kirk on May 26, 2014, 03:11:43 PM
zero just need to be by the hammer, for the hammer, and fill their videos with awesome metal and 60s and 70s shit again. its still only one video away from being a relevant brand again. hoffart and crew were determined to make powell - fun! to make a great video and they did. zero can do that too. add a couple heavy skaters on top and you got yourselves a brand again.

when you start using young jeezy songs and talk about seeing the stuff in between the skating you're losing yourself to trends and not keeping zero focused on what its always done best: getting buck. why was tom k on the team? why is a mediocre skater like josiah gatlyn getting a chance to be on zero? why hasn't zero put a slam section in a video lately? their personalities aside, forest edwards and dane burman are zero. those dudes love getting broke off. thats the type of shit you want. not dudes half wishing to be on a trendy ass company.

one of the things i fear the most about current skating is that its slowly losing the diversity that made it so cool in the past. i hope zero doesn't die. it may seem standard but people don't know how to make a clean video anymore without fancy angles. theres still a big space open for zero.
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: DannyDee on May 26, 2014, 03:15:36 PM
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its zero and fallen. they need to be in skate.  just needs to let the past go and redefine them for the present.
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This idea confuses me. Why does Zero need to be in skateboarding any more than World, Adio, or any number of companies past?
I actually think Cold War did an awesome job of presenting Zero of the Misled Youth era, but Frank Gerwers Nose is right. We have seen 101, World, Planet Earth and the original Stereo and Plan B teams die and now potentially Alien and Habitat. I'd be glad to see Jamie still make a good living off of skateboarding but sometimes good brands end because they are not in touch with new consumers.
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: The Ghost of Lenny Kirk on May 26, 2014, 05:16:54 PM
^^you dont have to be in touch with new consumers to be a really good brand. you just have to make your company as good as you possibly can under your own guidelines.
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: annoyedwithskating on May 26, 2014, 05:36:50 PM
^^you dont have to be in touch with new consumers to be a really good brand. you just have to make your company as good as you possibly can under your own guidelines.
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the problem in a nutshell is that most of the money in skateboarding comes from kids. if your brand aint cool no mo, youre done. I think there really is no hope. Skateboarding is a young game, thats why new companies work and older ones just fade out. Unless of course youre big in Japan.
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: The Ghost of Lenny Kirk on May 26, 2014, 06:05:02 PM
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^^you dont have to be in touch with new consumers to be a really good brand. you just have to make your company as good as you possibly can under your own guidelines.
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the problem in a nutshell is that most of the money in skateboarding comes from kids. if your brand aint cool no mo, youre done. I think there really is no hope. Skateboarding is a young game, thats why new companies work and older ones just fade out. Unless of course youre big in Japan.

the thing is kids dont really know what they like, you can sell a kid almost anything. its mostly on the company on how well they package their art direction and spread their brands message. zero has pretty much been half assing it for a really long time and they just stopped having a voice for some reason and started chasing trends. older companies dont have to fade out, they just have to give a shit.
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: Toadfish Rebecchi on May 26, 2014, 06:40:36 PM
sure there's a lot of hipster shit going on right now, but there's always going to be a punk/diy vibe to skate. Welcome, Creature, Anti Hero...there's something there that is not fuccboi "hip" its a little more raw and these are from some of the more popular brands right now.

the issue was the black box brands were so engrained with a look of the team almost more than a vibe for the brand. it became somewhat comical with everyones jeans and flair. that needed to managed better. it jumped the fashion shark.

zero has all the opportunity to come back today with something raw and still well rounded.
how did all the shep dawgs grow up in black box back yard and not one is zero or fallen? how is there no brixton riders on zero?
the north county san diego scene is very tight, yet black box def was on the outside looking in on everything that was blooming.

dolan stearns and kirby would have been a nice first couple of steps. look what sinclair is doing with all the foundation ams...that is going to be back in the mix in less than a year. hes helping dekline's image as well with same group of kids.

its zero and fallen. they need to be in skate.  just needs to let the past go and redefine them for the present.

Creature is the corniest shit ever. The 90s Creature was cool, but the new millennium fluorescent green Creature is ridiculous. I saw the whole team at the airport once and they looked like they were about to do a Moto-X demo at a rockabilly festival. Their haircuts were more manicured and styled with gel than any of the so called "fuccbois" everyone on here complains about. Navarette (who I am a fan of by the way) was wearing huge bright purple Dickies that looked like something a pop-punk Christian would wear to the mall. They were about as punk and DIY as Walgreen's.
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: yungthug on May 26, 2014, 06:49:55 PM
Say what you will about Zero's recent direction (or lack thereof) but Cold War was my favorite video of 2013. It was simple and gnarly with some heavy-ass parts. If they keep that up I'd be down to support Black Box.
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: lk130 on May 26, 2014, 07:45:34 PM
Zero is raw but it seems to lost that wide eye fire when they had 4 real guys on the team, it was sort of the American banner of getting it done with them regardless of glamour or snooty opinion.. I always got into it
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: j....soy..... on May 26, 2014, 07:55:57 PM
I liked cold war too....but that's the reason why they gotta change....as bad as it sounds....zero should get a whole lot cornier.....just to get them over this hump....I don't hear dgk is going out of business....
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: waltercronkite on May 26, 2014, 08:06:59 PM
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^^you dont have to be in touch with new consumers to be a really good brand. you just have to make your company as good as you possibly can under your own guidelines.
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the problem in a nutshell is that most of the money in skateboarding comes from kids. if your brand aint cool no mo, youre done. I think there really is no hope. Skateboarding is a young game, thats why new companies work and older ones just fade out. Unless of course youre big in Japan.

Most the kids i see skateboarding these days are riding shop boards so if that is where all of the money is, then it is no wonder all of these board brands are in trouble.
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: DannyDee on May 26, 2014, 09:03:03 PM
I liked cold war too....but that's the reason why they gotta change....as bad as it sounds....zero should get a whole lot cornier.....just to get them over this hump....I don't hear dgk is going out of business....
I have a feeling DGK sells more clothing than any other board brand. While i don't like their stuff they have definitely found a way into mainstream clothing which they probably make a killing off of.
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: spool of cord on May 26, 2014, 09:37:27 PM
haha, funny thread

gnar me/ kook me SEND ME A BOARD JAYME OR JAIME!



Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: sleepypancakes on May 26, 2014, 10:08:47 PM
sure there's a lot of hipster shit going on right now, but there's always going to be a punk/diy vibe to skate. Welcome, Creature, Anti Hero...there's something there that is not fuccboi "hip" its a little more raw and these are from some of the more popular brands right now.
Welcome has become pretty fucking hip actually.
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: yapple dapple on May 26, 2014, 10:09:13 PM
On the bright side they get a upgrade in the wood department.
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: ThrillOfItAll on May 27, 2014, 05:27:15 AM
Zero boards use to be SOLID

I grew up riding them, and so did half my town.

I don't know where but the wood got less solid, maybe after dying to live?

To me Zero went bait gash when new blood came out, id didn't feel Zero to me any more.

The latest graphics have been done WELL no doubt, just a bit to greebo and too many nutty colours going on. As basic as the old graphics may of been, they stood out well.

Put Lopez back on, re-release the smith grind board in blue, and just shred to some rock n roll or slayer , not hip pop.

Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: Prison Wallet on May 27, 2014, 07:24:26 AM
Where in the midwest are you from?
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: ThrillOfItAll on May 27, 2014, 07:53:21 AM
Upper wessssiiiiiiidddddddeeeeeee
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: doublesteveburger on May 27, 2014, 01:09:14 PM
I agree with what a few posters before me said about zero's vibe shifting dramatically after 'dying to live' and during 'new blood', but skateboarding was going through a strange shift at the time too and you can't blame Jamie for trying to push the brand forward. plus, 'new blood' spawned some pretty heavy-hitters (hill, brockman, sandoval, cervantes).

cold war was fucking heavy, burman's approach to skateboarding is 100% zero.




Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: GAY on May 27, 2014, 01:16:28 PM
tsss tsss yeah dwindle more like "d-lose-dle" tsss tss

U made my day w/ this
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: GAY on May 27, 2014, 01:23:44 PM
Hey I SUCK!

I hope this doesn't bum you out too much but I've always thought you're great.

I'd ask you out for a drink but I know you don't swing that way, so I'll just say props and I will never boycott your brand in a Chick-Fil-A kind of way. I promise not to sic the oncoming queer skate bro tidal wave on you guys either.

Your accidental friend,

GAY
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: hufs calve muscles on May 27, 2014, 01:44:52 PM
I Think Jamie is looking for a New Deal cause its harsh in the City.

Filament.
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: OopsPoops on May 27, 2014, 01:46:26 PM
I Think Jamie is looking for a New Deal cause its harsh in the City.

Filament.

Would said New Deal be shown on Television?
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: hufs calve muscles on May 27, 2014, 01:50:20 PM
Yeah, I feel kinda Blue about it.
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: Hunter Maximus on May 27, 2014, 11:55:58 PM
Geez Jamie, Welcome To Hell, your board brand is Dying To Live but you cannot stop following trends due to your Misled Youth, and basically you will have to make some decisions fast or it will be time to Chomp On This! At least the Thrill Of It All will be Reason to Believe that you now live in a Strange World.
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: Prison Wallet on May 28, 2014, 06:58:06 AM
Jaime should call that dude on CNBC from The Profit to come in and do an overhaul. That'd be a damn good episode.
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: GAY on May 28, 2014, 08:47:51 AM
Jaime should call that dude on CNBC from The Profit to come in and do an overhaul. That'd be a damn good episode.

Or that restaurant show with the hidden cameras...I'd love to see what hidden cameras at Black Box would catch!
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: annoyedwithskating on May 28, 2014, 08:49:10 AM
Geez Jamie, Welcome To Hell, your board brand is Dying To Live but you cannot stop following trends due to your Misled Youth, and basically you will have to make some decisions fast or it will be time to Chomp On This! At least the Thrill Of It All will be Reason to Believe that you now live in a Strange World.

nailed it
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: botefdunn on May 28, 2014, 09:33:04 AM
Prime example of how dwindling profits can color your world-view. Economics 101, but still fuct.
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: macgruber on May 28, 2014, 09:44:58 AM
Jokes aside, I'd be bummed if this happened. Jamie spent his life building black box and to have it flounder into the Dwindle camp would be pretty sad. But times are tough for hardgoods and "core" shoe brands so...
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: Skull Boy on May 28, 2014, 09:50:13 AM
Skull Boy

(http://i1310.photobucket.com/albums/s646/skullboy14/SkullBoy_zpse6bb2e38.jpg) (http://s1310.photobucket.com/user/skullboy14/media/SkullBoy_zpse6bb2e38.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: GAY on May 28, 2014, 10:10:09 AM
Skull Boy

(http://i1310.photobucket.com/albums/s646/skullboy14/SkullBoy_zpse6bb2e38.jpg) (http://s1310.photobucket.com/user/skullboy14/media/SkullBoy_zpse6bb2e38.jpg.html)

Where did you come from mystery man?
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: SHARPSHOOTER on May 28, 2014, 12:55:26 PM
I enjoi when you rub my Whalecock with Chocolate, while a Girl watches me go Creature on a Primitive sex Toy Machine. That was my Fucking Awesome story about my Welcome into the Sk8 Mafia.
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: lk130 on May 28, 2014, 02:50:22 PM
Jamie Thomas Rough Footage (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKJyvTlwpH0&feature=youtube_gdata_player#)

Edit: release American zero boards please
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: Molte on June 02, 2014, 04:14:48 PM
This Is Skateboarding Pretty Sweet. Sweet skateboards! I wouldn't let one into my my Junkyard though..
Title: Re: Zero and Fallen going to Dwindle Distribution
Post by: Paul Cicero on June 03, 2014, 01:26:55 AM
I enjoi when you rub my Whalecock with Chocolate, while a Girl watches me go Creature on a Primitive sex Toy Machine. That was my Fucking Awesome story about my Welcome into the Sk8 Mafia.

You spent solid time on that didn't you..