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Title: Will skateboarding ever be as big as golf?
Post by: Tracer on October 20, 2014, 04:57:42 PM
Chasing golf balls isn't fun for me, I will go tot the driving range sometimes. These pro golfers are huge fatasses and earn a ton more money. Street leaggue pays salaries, plus a prizing.

Skateboarding still hasnt' appealed to the older crowd, its getting better. Rarely you see anyone over 30 that's really good.
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Post by: GAY on October 20, 2014, 05:06:35 PM
Golf Wang maybe #SWAG
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Post by: galaxies on October 20, 2014, 05:18:37 PM
Top 10: Phil Mickelson shots on the PGA TOUR (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJWrUchmxPw#)

2:22
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Post by: Mr. Fink on October 20, 2014, 06:34:23 PM
Nah
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Post by: GeorgeHanson on October 20, 2014, 06:54:23 PM
if you are asking if a skate park will be as big as 18 holes in terms of its area then I don't know but I heard royal St Andrews was being converted into a mega ramp as we speak.
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Post by: gnidraobetaks on October 20, 2014, 07:22:11 PM
sergio garcia's got a mean switchflip....
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Post by: Daniel Dumile on October 20, 2014, 08:29:52 PM
Skateboarding is maybe a little more physically enduring than golf which may be why not many 30+ skaters are out there. Maybe in the future we will have buggies to drive us between spots and caddies to help us select board size when attempting a trick.
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Post by: OldmanEpic on October 20, 2014, 08:53:00 PM
Comparing skateboarding to golf? The two couldn't possibly be more different.  Boche and porn have more in common.
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Post by: Wizard Fight on October 20, 2014, 09:20:25 PM
Comparing skateboarding to golf? The two couldn't possibly be more different.  Boche and porn have more in common.

Bocce ball is the best.
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Post by: Tony Rave on October 20, 2014, 09:33:58 PM
Skateboarding will turn into Nascar first
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Post by: OldmanEpic on October 20, 2014, 09:56:04 PM
sergio garcia's got a mean switchflip....
out of a tree nonetheless. 10 foot drop!
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Post by: Spaced Cadet on October 20, 2014, 09:56:43 PM
Chasing golf balls isn't fun for me, I will go tot the driving range sometimes. These pro golfers are huge fatasses and earn a ton more money. Street leaggue pays salaries, plus a prizing.

Skateboarding still hasnt' appealed to the older crowd, its getting better. Rarely you see anyone over 30 that's really good.

tracer confirmed prostitute
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Post by: gnidraobetaks on October 20, 2014, 10:02:08 PM
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sergio garcia's got a mean switchflip....
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out of a tree nonetheless. 10 foot drop!
one handed as well.
Title: Re: Will skateboarding ever be as big as golf?
Post by: somejackass on October 20, 2014, 10:09:01 PM
Chasing golf balls isn't fun for me, I will go tot the driving range sometimes. These pro golfers are huge fatasses and earn a ton more money. Street leaggue pays salaries, plus a prizing.

Skateboarding still hasnt' appealed to the older crowd, its getting better. Rarely you see anyone over 30 that's really good.
Skateboarding is maybe a little more physically enduring than golf which may be why not many 30+ skaters are out there. Maybe in the future we will have buggies to drive us between spots and caddies to help us select board size when attempting a trick.


i can't quite figure out which one of you two are the bigger fuckin dipshit.
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Post by: doublesteveburger on October 20, 2014, 10:49:12 PM
Tracer, you're like if myspace had a tumblr.
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Post by: broken_teeth on October 20, 2014, 11:16:37 PM
i was watching Portlandia yesterday and they called skateboarding the golf of Portland
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Post by: 8BitSeinfeld on October 20, 2014, 11:41:06 PM
http://bit.ly/1r5StLc (http://bit.ly/1r5StLc)
Title: Re: Will skateboarding ever be as big as golf?
Post by: OopsPoops on October 21, 2014, 07:06:20 AM
Will Koston ever skate as much as he plays golf?
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Post by: chockfullofthat on October 21, 2014, 01:28:05 PM
Comparing skateboarding to golf? The two couldn't possibly be more different.  Boche and porn have more in common.

False.  Both have a steep learning curve and make first timers look like idiots.  Both can be done alone but are more fun with a group.  Both use natural/urban features unique to specific regions.  Both are expensive.  Both pair well with alchohol and weed. etc. etc.
Title: Re: Will skateboarding ever be as big as golf?
Post by: Tracer on October 21, 2014, 02:34:46 PM
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Comparing skateboarding to golf? The two couldn't possibly be more different.  Boche and porn have more in common.
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False.  Both have a steep learning curve and make first timers look like idiots.  Both can be done alone but are more fun with a group.  Both use natural/urban features unique to specific regions.  Both are expensive.  Both pair well with alchohol and weed. etc. etc.
Golfing a classy with a dresscode. The movie Happy Gilmore is the best thing Golf has created
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Post by: shark tits on October 21, 2014, 02:38:44 PM
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Comparing skateboarding to golf? The two couldn't possibly be more different.  Boche and porn have more in common.
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False.  Both have a steep learning curve and make first timers look like idiots.  Both can be done alone but are more fun with a group.  Both use natural/urban features unique to specific regions.  Both are expensive.  Both pair well with alchohol and weed. etc. etc.
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Golfing a classy with a dresscode. The movie Happy Gilmore is the best thing Golf has created
how dare you? CADDYSHACK!!!!!
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Post by: TarynWard on October 21, 2014, 02:54:28 PM
life's big questions everybody
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Post by: GoodguyEh on October 21, 2014, 03:03:16 PM
Fuck golf mini putt's where its at
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Post by: OldmanEpic on October 21, 2014, 03:04:12 PM
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Comparing skateboarding to golf? The two couldn't possibly be more different.� Boche and porn have more in common.
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False.� Both have a steep learning curve and make first timers look like idiots.� Both can be done alone but are more fun with a group.� Both use natural/urban features unique to specific regions.� Both are expensive.� Both pair well with alchohol and weed. etc. etc.
yeah I could s�e your point. Both are really enjoyable as well
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Post by: Billy Ocean on October 21, 2014, 03:14:02 PM
Will Tracer ever go away?
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Post by: Daniel Dumile on October 21, 2014, 03:55:03 PM
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Chasing golf balls isn't fun for me, I will go tot the driving range sometimes. These pro golfers are huge fatasses and earn a ton more money. Street leaggue pays salaries, plus a prizing.

Skateboarding still hasnt' appealed to the older crowd, its getting better. Rarely you see anyone over 30 that's really good.
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Skateboarding is maybe a little more physically enduring than golf which may be why not many 30+ skaters are out there. Maybe in the future we will have buggies to drive us between spots and caddies to help us select board size when attempting a trick.
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i can't quite figure out which one of you two are the bigger fuckin dipshit.


I can die happily having been compared to the enigmatic personality of tracer
Title: Re: Will skateboarding ever be as big as golf?
Post by: Tracer on October 21, 2014, 03:59:29 PM
Fuck golf mini putt's where its at
purple balls lucky. its a great place to work on your short game
Title: Re: Will skateboarding ever be as big as golf?
Post by: Roro1 on April 23, 2015, 02:34:11 PM
up

Laird Hamilton Introduces GolfBoard 2015 HD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAPtOPyB6kA#)
Title: Re: Will skateboarding ever be as big as golf?
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on April 23, 2015, 02:45:04 PM
can anyone recommend a country club in the jersey area that only uses black caddys?
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Post by: lampshade on April 23, 2015, 03:51:39 PM
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Comparing skateboarding to golf? The two couldn't possibly be more different.  Boche and porn have more in common.
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False.  Both have a steep learning curve and make first timers look like idiots.  Both can be done alone but are more fun with a group.  Both use natural/urban features unique to specific regions.  Both are expensive.  Both pair well with alchohol and weed. etc. etc.

Skateboarding is expensive?  Compared to basketball and soccer, yes.  If you look at activities like hockey, sailing, golf, not even close.  Also- If you ever get decent at basketball or soccer, they get expensive really fast due to travel and private schools.  Kids going to top NCAA basketball programs aren't just hanging out at a random public school.   
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Post by: poor alice on April 23, 2015, 03:54:30 PM
I fucking hope not.