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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Tracer on December 21, 2014, 08:44:52 PM
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Sorry but no video parts since DC 2002(don't mention mindfield because that was horrrrrible)... Still has a clothing line and numerous pro shoes on Vans...
Google his name and nothing comes up except his DC part and a few pro model shoes. How is this guy still moving product? Goes to show actually skateboarding and getting footage isn't so important. Just do ONE good part and take some juicy Vans 10 year contract. Geoff must really love the guy, head to toe signature gear, but no footage? Guys are out there killing themselves like Joslin and felipe yet they dont even get their name on a shoe?
It's one of my favorites of all time so I'll post it, but damn atleast Tony Hawk still puts out parts and he's 10 years Senior.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pSFpe9HebA
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His Mindfield part ripped!
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tracer i figure you of all people could relate to ave, as someone who has also struggled with crack addiction
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don't mention mindfield because that was horrrrrible
lol
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Mindfield part felt like tossed together in 2 months. Also it's hard to believe AVE smokes crack with all the royalty checks rolling in, guy should be able to afford classy drugs like cocaine and designer
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the crack thing was between the dc video and mindfield, he had a tws interview where he went into detail about it.
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Mindfield part felt like tossed together in 2 months. Also it's hard to believe AVE smokes crack with all the royalty checks rolling in, guy should be able to afford classy drugs like cocaine and designer
If he filmed that whole part in 2 months then he is way sicker than I thought. Thanks for confirming how rad AVE is for me. Can't wait for his Vans part.
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His Mindfield part ripped!
fucking word. i actually prefer it to his dc part by a slim margin.
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Mindfield part felt like tossed together in 2 months. Also it's hard to believe AVE smokes crack with all the royalty checks rolling in, guy should be able to afford classy drugs like cocaine and designer
people just prefer crack to cocaine. i know lotsa folks who buy soft and cook it up themselves [shoutout rusty berrings!] but i'm w/ you tracer. shooting cocaine is a million times better than smoking hard.
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the crack thing was between the dc video and mindfield, he had a tws interview where he went into detail about it.
im addicted to weed and have an interview coming up about it
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his Mindfield part was great, i have no idea what you are talking about.
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don't feed the troll, kids.
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the crack thing was between the dc video and mindfield, he had a tws interview where he went into detail about it.
im addicted to weed and have an interview coming up about it
make sure you say 'weed is not a drug, it's a tool'.
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babe you have no idea :-X
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from his photos that have been coming out lately, it looks like he's going to have a stand out part in the Vans video... possibly 1st or last.
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Didn't he just join one of those new trendy NYC teams? serious power moves
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you're fucking weird
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don't feed the troll, kids.
alas this is the problem; we all reply to his threads (yes i realize the irony of replying in this thread).
it's very rare to see a tracer thread with 0 replies. anyway this will be my last ever post in a tracer thread! #scoutshonor
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Haha, the T-bag at it again - someone bump this when the Vans video drops. Put on blast is such a fucking dumb expression.
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zzz AVE deserves everything. Case closed.
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Mindfield part felt like tossed together in 2 months. Also it's hard to believe AVE smokes crack with all the royalty checks rolling in, guy should be able to afford classy drugs like cocaine and designer
Whitney Houston says "She doesn't do Crack" in a 2002 Interview With Diane Sawyer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhBE-ecoRLQ#)
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This reminds me of how dope AVE is.
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don't feed the troll, kids.
alas this is the problem; we all reply to his threads (yes i realize the irony of replying in this thread).
it's very rare to see a tracer thread with 0 replies. anyway this will be my last ever post in a tracer thread! #scoutshonor
doubt it.
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I've never clicked the ignore button on SLAP in all my years here, but damnit Tracer, saying AVE's part in Mindfield was horrible just put me over the edge. You're the worst and you're officially ignored.
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it's officially called the tracer button now
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His Mindfield part ripped!
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people just prefer crack to cocaine. i know lotsa folks who buy soft and cook it up themselves [shoutout rusty berrings!] but i'm w/ you tracer. shooting cocaine is a million times better than smoking hard.
lol talk about getting put on blast
It does explain a lot though.
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Tracer is the man, SLAP is da goat 8)
Man argues with spitting goat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp0Bt2cbcc8#)
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Tracer is the type of person that thinks the transformers films hold artistic merit.
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I was kicking around the internet a little bit looking for some zany clips to edit into a festive holiday video that I am putting together for my family. The hope being that we can enjoy a little something something while sipping egg nog and eating Martha Stewart inspired holiday cookies while the kids make popcorn garland and I trip acid. After adding the clip below (I think it's a polar bear so it just seemed to fit the theme) I couldn't help but notice how much it reminded me of Tracer's posting style...
DOGGIE EXPLOSIVE POOP!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IhWpfg57_Y#)
Thanks for the inspiration and helping make my holidays neat as fuck.
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cmon tracer, you used to put more effort into these topics
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Tracer is the type of person that thinks the transformers films hold artistic merit.
I don't know about the Transformers films exactly, but I remember hearing that Michael Bay is pretty well-respected with regard to his ability to make unique or innovative framing and angle choices. Like he should be a director of photography instead of a director/producer.
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Michael Bay sucks ass
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This Larry Perkins bit is getting old. I mean It was kind of funny 20 years ago in the big brother interview. But come on! Knock this tired act off. Or don't its a free world.
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Michael Bay sucks ass
Yup
Turd person makes turd.
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http://makeagif.com/m4wQjK (http://makeagif.com/m4wQjK)
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Yup
Turd person makes turd.
Loved when he "winged this" presentation - such a pussy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4rMy1iA268 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4rMy1iA268#)
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don't mention mindfield because that was horrrrrible
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Mindfield part felt like tossed together in 2 months. Also it's hard to believe AVE smokes crack with all the royalty checks rolling in, guy should be able to afford classy drugs like cocaine and designer
Use that lemon juice, and shoot the hard rock son!!!! Now that is a million times better than anything. Well, at least for the first 10-15 seconds. Then it's all downhill from there.
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Mindfield part felt like tossed together in 2 months. Also it's hard to believe AVE smokes crack with all the royalty checks rolling in, guy should be able to afford classy drugs like cocaine and designer
i usually go vick vinegar insteada lemon juice but yeah. it's basically shooting soft but w/ added boolsheet. lemon juice can give you heart fungus, careful of that stuff, guy.
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This thread is trash... Tracer, please dispose of your account
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Mindfield part felt like tossed together in 2 months. Also it's hard to believe AVE smokes crack with all the royalty checks rolling in, guy should be able to afford classy drugs like cocaine and designer
Maybe just don't do super gnarly drugs...? Also AVE has some of the best hair in skateboarding so fuck you T-dog.
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if you don't wanna do gnarly drugs then don't. i ain't yo pusherman. are you calling me a t-dog? i never questioned AVE's hair. someone a while ago referred to him as an 'oversexed greaser' i thought that was funny shit.
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How did this go from AVE smoking crack a few times, to injecting lemon juice and vinegar into your veins? Yall are dumb as fuck sometimes my gawd. Atleast crack is relatively common even the mayor of Toronto smoked it and retained office.
Does anyone know the interview of AVE smoking crack ?
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How did this go from AVE smoking crack a few times, to injecting lemon juice and vinegar into your veins? Yall are dumb as fuck sometimes my gawd. Atleast crack is relatively common even the mayor of Toronto smoked it and retained office.
Does anyone know the interview of AVE smoking crack ?
i find it difficult to believe that you genuinely wanna read the interview, but its in an old transworld with ave front 5050ing a ledge against a wall. came out around the time mindfield was released. dont know where to find it online.
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This thread is insulting, but that interview is on Chromeball incident. Heavy interview. If you think AVE isnt gonna kick fucking ass in the Vans video you're tripping. AVE RULES
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This thread is insulting, but that interview is on Chromeball incident. Heavy interview. If you think AVE isnt gonna kick fucking ass in the Vans video you're tripping. AVE RULES
Hell yeah. He just had a sick clip on Guy's instagram too
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I forgot Ave used to be good. lol
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Tracer you are a really dumb human. Why do you skate ?
If you skate because is fun please dont bring your opinions with you. AVE is a master.
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you truly are fucking regular. he will most likely have the last part in the Vans video and the dude isn't young. he's definitely been around and relevant since before you started skating that's for sure.
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Wow, you really put dude on blast. :o
I'm sure he's devastated.
Tard
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This thread is insulting, but that interview is on Chromeball incident. Heavy interview. If you think AVE isnt gonna kick fucking ass in the Vans video you're tripping. AVE RULES
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AVE's Mindfield part is amazing. Switch Backtail 180 to front tail on a high ass ledge. I haven't even watched that part in over a year and can still vividly see that trick in my head. The man knows how to make a lasting impression.
His Vans part will prove he deserves to have his own shoe more than you deserve to even have a slap account.
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I remember when AVE left DC for Vans, one of my friends said something like, "It's better for his outfits. DC's don't look RAWKER enough." That always stuck with me for some reason. That being said, his switch skills are SOOOOOO underrated, it's not even funny. Dude kills everything.
And to all the people saying "You're an idiot, Tracer. Focus your account. Blah blah blah." Think of it this way, there are two choices here: 1. Tracer is legitimately mentally disturbed and you guys are talking shit (you lose), OR 2. He's a fucking troll and you're playing his game his way (you lose.) Tracer wins, regardless of what stupid shit he posts, because all of you get so fucking upset over it. Like he stabbed your moms or something.
It's a dude on a message board. Relax.
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We've been waiting for the Vans video since 2005, look at Vans media they only release youtube single parts. I will focus my account if Vans comes through with their long awaited full length video.
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We've been waiting for the Vans video since 2005, look at Vans media they only release youtube single parts. I will focus my account if Vans comes through with their long awaited full length video.
Just so we have record of this...
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Maybe AVE saw this and starting going bananas.. Congrats man
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We've been waiting for the Vans video since 2005, look at Vans media they only release youtube single parts. I will focus my account if Vans comes through with their long awaited full length video.
Just so we have record of this...
Still waiting
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tracer i figure you of all people could relate to ave, as someone who has also struggled with crack addiction
It wasn't Tracer that had the addiction silly, it was his mom.
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This is about AVE and how awesome he really is. 2002 was the DC video in the OP, which was amazing. All the curved ledge stuff was groundbreaking, now he's 37 and making me eat my words like never before. All the hate on me is really played out, it's pretty hilarious AVE won SOTY 2015 after I made this, especially after the failed NBA predictions last year :D
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Hahahaha...Somebody pulled this shit up from a few years ago...Wtf?
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Hahahaha...Somebody pulled this shit up from a few years ago...Wtf?
Tracer himself actually
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Hahahaha...Somebody pulled this shit up from a few years ago...Wtf?
I bumped it, to see my own posts just make me shake my head. So stoked AVE won soty after all the shit he filmed, Vans vid actually came out, skateboarding is in a good place. If Shane won SOTY noone would care, AVE won! This is a big deal AVE has been pro forever and at 37 he wins it, insane!
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Hahahaha...Somebody pulled this shit up from a few years ago...Wtf?
Shane should have won for sure. Phelps is a fucko.
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A video part...a cover and an unparalleled love of skating? Popularity contest or who spent the most on ads.....best case scenario....popularity contest.....
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Ave won because he not only killed it this year, dude owns a company and is still ripping just as hard as anyone else that was on the list.. he also is older and i feel like this was possibly his last year to get sooty, People like shane and ishod have a lot of life left in their skating
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Sorry but no video parts since DC 2002(don't mention mindfield because that was horrrrrible)... Still has a clothing line and numerous pro shoes on Vans...
Google his name and nothing comes up except his DC part and a few pro model shoes. How is this guy still moving product? Goes to show actually skateboarding and getting footage isn't so important. Just do ONE good part and take some juicy Vans 10 year contract. Geoff must really love the guy, head to toe signature gear, but no footage? Guys are out there killing themselves like Joslin and felipe yet they dont even get their name on a shoe?
It's one of my favorites of all time so I'll post it, but damn atleast Tony Hawk still puts out parts and he's 10 years Senior.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pSFpe9HebA
Fuck Off you cry baby pussy.
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tracer i just wanna remind you that i hope u die a premature death, ur worthless
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Tracer bumped his own thread from a year ago just to call out his own shit, one of the few acts of humility I have ever witnessed on Slap, and still gets chopped down. Tracer, you are normally as annoying as a fungus that won't go away, but I gotta +1, welcome back to -65443!
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Tracer, I want to say you really have grown as a human and the world has seen it. I mean the sick austin powers memes.
You've come a liong way, bro.
http://youtu.be/ruAi4VBoBSM
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Just fuck off
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Tracer bumped his own thread from a year ago just to call out his own shit, one of the few acts of humility I have ever witnessed on Slap, and still gets chopped down. Tracer, you are normally as annoying as a fungus that won't go away, but I gotta +1, welcome back to -65443!
Tracer, I want to say you really have grown as a human and the world has seen it. I mean the sick austin powers memes.
You've come a liong way, bro.
http://youtu.be/ruAi4VBoBSM
no this isnt an act of humility. its an act of him bitching out of focusing his account hes a pussy bwah
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I don't know, maybe I'm the only around, but Tracer, I love you. Sincerely, SLAP wouldn't be the same to me with out you..
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Its really not that suprising considering the fact that your entire shtick is to make up contrarian inflammatory nonsense.
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Tracer, I'm not sure if you're breaking troll right now but keep it up because somehow you're still bumming people out.
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Boy oh boy, ave better thank T-Racer when he gives his acceptance speech. If T-Racer hadn't put him on blast he'd probably be delivering pizzas and skating cellar doors right about now.
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We've been waiting for the Vans video since 2005, look at Vans media they only release youtube single parts. I will focus my account if Vans comes through with their long awaited full length video.
Just so we have record of this...
Still waiting
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Boy oh boy, ave better thank T-Racer when he gives his acceptance speech. If T-Racer hadn't put him on blast he'd probably be delivering pizzas and skating cellar doors right about now.
What if Tracer…is AvE?
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We've been waiting for the Vans video since 2005, look at Vans media they only release youtube single parts. I will focus my account if Vans comes through with their long awaited full length video.
Just so we have record of this...
Still waiting
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We've been waiting for the Vans video since 2005, look at Vans media they only release youtube single parts. I will focus my account if Vans comes through with their long awaited full length video.
Just so we have record of this...
Still waiting
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I don't know, maybe I'm the only around, but Tracer, I love you. Sincerely, SLAP wouldn't be the same to me with out you..
Scarface- Tony Montana "You need people like me" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzfX0T4LDD8#)
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We've been waiting for the Vans video since 2005, look at Vans media they only release youtube single parts. I will focus my account if Vans comes through with their long awaited full length video.
Just so we have record of this...
Still waiting
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Boy oh boy, ave better thank T-Racer when he gives his acceptance speech. If T-Racer hadn't put him on blast he'd probably be delivering pizzas and skating cellar doors right about now.
Wasn't someone on to him (Tracer) a long time ago, saying with certainty that they must shop at the same skate local in canada? Wasn't the tobey fued.
oh, well. I for one usually find tracers posts amusing. Sometimes their ridiculous and bi-polar, but never got me pissed enough to call out lameness. He seems to genuinely think about skateboarding a lot, like any of us would.
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He's kinda like Busenitz but you don't skate so that comparison doesn't make sense to you.
Michael Bay sucks ass
and Tracer is behind Michael Bay human centipede style.
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We all agree AVE is the king.
Anthony Van Engelen (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NPhqdArwHg#)
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My FIRST slap reply.
Its explicitlly telling me not to reply but idc. AVE has aged like wine, his last FA shit makes his minefield part look. like. shit.
good job ave may you skate forever.
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My FIRST slap reply.
Its explicitlly telling me not to reply but idc. AVE has aged like wine, his last FA shit makes his minefield part look. like. shit.
good job ave may you skate forever.
ok
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quite based :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
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signature softgoods with vans 2 shits better than a shoe$ . The Van's AVE Cordova are a solid pair of pants so he get a pass both financially and in cred from me at least.
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Tracer seems like he wants attention and succeeded using AVE to curb his boredom.
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What’s your opinion on his bench
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He did a good wall ride this week
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CijVETGgiiX/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=
I hope he put a tracker on his bench and he is enjoying its journey from a distance.