Expand QuoteDamn, did this thread consolidation happen because of Hawk, Hosoi and Slater? Hard to say, but probably.[close]
2/3 of the people you mentioned requested that we consolidate, though I am not at liberty to say which two they were.
understand poopnuts. no more fucking
^^ New meds?
Remember crew. Ben Cousins acutaly broke into an SAS Commando training military base just weeks ago inn perth aswell
he broke into a fucking commando sniper training facillity
yeah poopnuts i can cure the need for hawk and kelly to have money in their bank accounts for an $800,000 house, a $30,000 car, and $400,000
and i can guarantee that if the cure doesnt arrive in time = then hawk'll pay. doc martin style. ten ups . bitch
Remember crew. Ben Cousins acutaly broke into an SAS Commando training military base just weeks ago inn perth aswell
he broke into a fucking commando sniper training facillity
Jedi if you know telepathy and can talk to Jackie Chan. Why don't you just use telepathy to talk to Hawk, Slater or Hosoi? Seems like you could get everything figured out real quick.I guess our problems are too small for him, and by "small" I mean my erectile dysfunction.
Also why aren't you replying to people that need help? Do you think there problems aren't good enough?
Last, I had some bad tuna from the deli which gave me the shits pretty bad. Do you do curses or voodoo shit? I wanna put a curse on them but don't know how.
Please help.
bahahaExpand Quoteyeah poopnuts i can cure the need for hawk and kelly to have money in their bank accounts for an $800,000 house, a $30,000 car, and $400,000
and i can guarantee that if the cure doesnt arrive in time = then hawk'll pay. doc martin style. ten ups . bitch[close]
(http://www.kcet.org/shows/doc_martin/image/assets/DocMartin6_630.jpg)
???
1) after jedi gave magic to the world in 2000 december
tony hawk when he boycotted ben pappas doing the 900 in 1999. yeah i heard about that. but seriously lets not bicker. instead deal with the facts = like =
- jedi is on tv
- jedi can get on tv again
- jedi is sponsored
-jedi proved that magic is real
-jedis mother is a former senator
-tony hawk tried to rip jedi off since year 2000 and so did kelly slater
- etc etc and oth facts
Why does anyone even reply to these threads?YOLO
How awesome would it be if jedi turned out to be the most dedicated troll ever
Expand QuoteHow awesome would it be if jedi turned out to be the most dedicated troll ever[close]
Already been debunked (unless he is put in 10+ years trolling the Australian skate scene prior to posting on here).
i love micheal jackson
and here's the deal for you i sniff my own butthole
but jedi doesnt want their millions
he wants hawk an slater to pay him = a $800,000 house, a $30,000 car and $400,000 in my bank account
hey gay imp sausage metal
i just gotta love
graps popcorn
MJThriller.Gif
cause let this thriller thrill the night
cause noones gonna save you from the demons in the night
i love micheal jackson
tobey
1 - i can air higher than u any day - and infact land it
2 - i am a pro skater on tv . tobey r u on tv?
for starters that picture of the vans team leader is incorrect
jedi is sponsored by vans
and eastenders i could retire after i landed the fence air
but no im not retiring
jedi wants the money tony hawk and kelly slater owe him
now tony
now
tobey yeah well ur not australias no1 skater and skateracer and australias most famous skater like i am so i dont think u understand the pressures involved.
where do i start .
for starters u came at me with
lies
about me not landing any tricks on my youtube channel
That's the spirit mate! See, I don't get why someone as great as yourself needs to get on the haterade so regularly. Stay positive, do your thing and have fun. You focus way too much time on these so called "enemies" of yours. You think hawk and slater sit around all day talking shit about you on the net? No, they go out and do their thing and get their shit done. If you spent half the time training for that gap that you do on hating hawk/ hosoi you could do it within a week!
360 frip i have to be in the same room as you to cure it temporarily. or walking with u outside. either way i have to be physicaly next to you and be in a friendly environment with you. no aggitations or aggressiveness
jedi is sponsored by vans and trigger brothers
jedi is the no1 skateboarder and skateboard racer in australia
jedi is the most famous skateboarder and skateboardracer in australia
jedi is the no1 skateboarder in melbourne
jedi is the no1 skateboarder on the mornignton peninsula and mornington mteliza mt martha
jedi is the most famous person on the mornington peninsula and mornitngton mteliza mt martha
jedi and kelly slater are the equal most famous people in bells beach torquay
jedi and kelly slater are the equal most famous people on the world surf tour
jedi is one of the most famous skateboarders and skateboarderacers in usa canada california LA NYC miami etc etc.
jedi is famous worldwide for stealing the olymppic torch for the 1st time in history
this now means that jedi has won mornington back
even if its still too dangerous for jedi to go there
Hey Jedi,Truly magical, and extremely sus.
Sorry I've been gone for awhile. I've been getting really into fan fiction and I decided to write find and replace one about you and Ben Cousins. I hope you like it.
The Silent Guardian
Jedi peered down at the Mornington peninsula from his usual perch in the rooftops, wearing his purple Lakers jersey, completely still. He was tired of all the egos, he was tired of Tony Hawk, Kelly Slater, Christian Hosoi, especially. The whole group of them made him sick. As far as he was concerned, there was only one redeeming person in the business. The one person he kept saving over and over. Ben Cousins. His one reason for living.
Oh, he knew he was a little insane. His obsession with Ben was the only thing keeping him going. He lived for the moments he saved him, those were the only moments he even felt alive. The TV news reporters would yell that he saved him because "Cousins is the most famous person on the Mornington peninsula" and he let them think that. Easier that way.
Jedi didn't stick to the rooftops. He parkoured through the streets like a ghost, following Ben from the parking deck to the locker room, then he would climb up into the rooftops to watch the show. He paid close attention to the battle Ben was in, and breathed a sigh of relief when it went off without a hitch.
For a while, he didn't intervene. He stayed perched in the rooftops, a silent guardian. The New World Order continued their nefarious ego trip, but as long as they left Ben alone, Jedi left them alone. He watched with interest as a brawl began, the New World Order against Ben Cousins. He leaned forward, his heart thumping as Ben ran into the melee. He watched him hold his own for a few moments, then he saw Hawk punch Ben in the face and throw him out of the ring. Ben landed hard on the floor. He didn't move. Jedi grabbed the lightsaber he kept with him and leapt off the rooftop, swooping down until he was next to Ben. He shrugged off his harness, then stood over Ben protectively, pointing the saber at the men in the ring, daring any one of them to try and touch Ben. Slater came at him and he attacked him with the saber, beating him until he didn't move anymore. He bent over Ben, hooking him up into the harness. He whacked Hosoi, then tugged on the rope. It retracted, sending him and Ben shooting back up into the rooftops. Jedi pulled him into his alcove, a small area carved out into the side of the building.
He was still unconscious when Jedi laid him out. Jedi checked his pulse, which was still beating fairly strong, so he just decided to wait it out rather than risk running into Hawk or his disciples. He couldn't help but stare at Ben now that he had the object of his obsession right next to him. He stared at him, his eyes roving over Ben. He reached out a trembling hand and traced the "Such is life" on his chest, over his shoulder, and into his short black hair. He closed his eyes at the soft feel of it. He trailed his fingers over Ben's cheek and onto his chest so he could feel the steady rise and fall. He closed his eyes and tried to control his still trembling fingers. His hand seemed to move on it's own, down to Ben's belt buckle. He moved his fingers lightly over the front of Ben's pants where he could feel a slight bulge. He knew he was wrong, but he couldn't stop himself. He rubbed gently, gasping a little when the bulge grew bigger and firmer. He couldn't deny the effect this was having on his body as well. Ben stirred and Jedi drew his hand back quickly. He slipped out of the alcove before Ben could wake up, find him there, and assume the worst.
As the weeks dragged on, Jedi watched Ben ever more diligently. He saved him again and again, this time fleeing as soon as he knew Ben was safe. He couldn't allow himself to be alone with Ben for too long- he couldn't let himself lose control again. Ben made it too easy for him to do that. He knew people were starting to whisper, what was so special about Ben that made Jedi save him over and over again? Jedi knew it was a question he would never answer, at least not out loud.
One night he saved Ben, and before he could get away Ben's hand shot out and grabbed his arm. They stared into each others' eyes for what felt like a millennium. Jedi could see the questions in Ben's eyes, and he could only hope that his own eyes weren't giving away any answers. He pulled his arm away and left silently, his heart beating against his ribs like a caged bird. The night Ben came to find him was the beginning and the end. He was perched in the rooftops as usual. A hand clapped on his shoulder, spinning him around. It was Ben.
"Why me, huh?" he growled in his husky voice. "No one knows. Everyone is asking. Now I'm asking. You keep saving me over and over. I wanna know what you're playing at." Jedi just stared at him.
"Can't you talk anymore? Did you rip out your vocal cords when you left us behind?" Jedi shook his head. "For god's sake, tell me what the hell is going through your head right now!" Ben exclaimed. Jedi leaned forward, pressing his lips to Ben's. Once he felt that electric shock pulsing through his system, he knew there was no turning back. He kept kissing Ben, who just went limp, seeming shocked. Jedi took advantage of this by laying Ben down and covering him with his body. Amazingly, Ben began to kiss him back, fisting his hands in Jedi's hair and pulling him closer. Jedi rubbed his crotch against Ben's, and nearly died when Ben rubbed back, moaning into Jedi's mouth. It felt incredible, and Ben tasted like sin. Ben began rubbing against him faster, and Jedi could feel himself quickly losing control. He pressed Ben's hips into the floor with his own, bringing the pace back down, biting at Ben's neck until Ben's eyes were nearly rolling into the back of his head with desire. Only then did Jedi press his erection hard against Ben's and grind against him fast, rolling his hips until Ben came apart, groaning out Jedi's name like it was a prayer, and Jedi came silently, his body shaking. As soon as Ben let go of him, he was gone.
The next few weeks were a strange reversal of the last few: instead of Jedi following Ben, Ben followed him. However, no one could find Jedi if he didn't want to be found. He kept to the rooftops, swooping up before everyone got there and not coming down until everyone was gone. He roamed the buildings, haunted by his moment with Ben. He had no earthly idea if Ben regretted it, loved it, loved him, hated him. The not knowing was driving him insane (more than usual) but he couldn't bring himself to confront Ben about it.
After a two months, it seemed that Ben had sussed out all of his tricks, because when he ascended the rooftop in the next building, he was waiting. Jedi froze, staring at him. Before he could even think about opening his mouth, Ben was on him, his lips soft and warm against Jedi's. He felt that same electric feeling coursing through his veins. He grabbed Ben back, pinning him against the wall, pinning his hands to his sides as he moved to Ben's neck, biting hard enough that he knew a mark would form there. He bit another mark into his shoulder before ripping his shirt clean off. He ran his hands down Ben's chest, hardly even hearing the gasp of breath. He dug his fingernails into the skin near Ben's waist, dimly registering the moan Ben let out. He did it again, this time starting at Ben's neck, dragging his fingernails all the way down to his belt line this time. Ben dropped his head against Jedi's shoulder, his breath coming in ragged gasps. Without speaking, they moved together again, kissing and biting and rubbing against each other until they were both a ragged mess. Jedi was about to leave again, but Ben grabbed his arm, shaking his head.
"Come with me," he said. Jedi cocked his head. "To my hotel," Ben added. Jedi shook his head. "I don't care who sees," Ben said, exasperated. After a moment of hesitation, Jedi nodded.
When they got to the hotel, Jedi glanced around the room. It was the nicest room he'd ever been in. Ben noticed him staring, and smiled.
"Perks of bring a champ," Ben said softly, dropping his duffel next to the rest of his bags. "I know there's only one bed, although I hoped we wouldn't be doing much sleeping, to be honest..." he trailed off. "I'm rambling," he said softly, "but you make me nervous. You never talk, but then again, you don't really need to, I understand you." Jedi inclined his head in Ben's direction, wanting to hear more. Ben grinned. "See, right there," he said. "You want me to tell you more about how I understand you." Jedi smiled. "See, I knew it," Ben chuckled. Jedi smiled wider, astonished at how... normal this felt. Almost like they were a real couple who did normal things like tease each other. He wanted to speak, to tell Ben how much he meant to him. He opened his mouth, then closed it. Ben crossed the room to him, touching his cheek gently.
"Anyway, as far as I can figure, I think I'm falling in love with you," he said quietly. Jedi's eyes widened, and he pressed his lips to Ben's, gentler than he ever had. Ben kissed him back, eyelids fluttering shut against Jedi's cheek. After a few moments, Jedi pulled back, opened his mouth, and finally spoke ten words, ten words that mattered most.
"I am the most famous person on the Mornington peninsula."
i wonWe all won as soon as "chinese weed" posted that picture.
We all won as soon as "chinese weed" posted that picture.Expand Quotei won[close]
Hell yeah dogg!Expand QuoteWe all won as soon as "chinese weed" posted that picture.Expand Quotei won[close][close]
Can't argue with that, that picture is going up on my bedroom wall.
ok so we've established that im in the vans video
and my part is tight
so point is - for the 1st time in my entire life - do i recieve a paycheck from skateboarding?
or is it just another
nick works for free
while everyone else gets paid = situation?
gets paid = situation?
Archibald Vans III should be sending you a check any day now.
Your part was good. I thought skating to audio from September 11th was a risky choice, but it worked really well. Definitely a classic skate video song.
interesting call eastenders. theyv already tried to pull the clozepine zombie drug again. but i refused. so no go there. hopefully they dont try and put me in a long term facility. hopefully. il try not to push them and push their buttons so they make that decision. but honestly =
i am in the right
and they are i the wrong
so fuck them if they place me in a long term facility
fuck them
Wait they let you online in there? Damn dude good luck, hope you get out and get everything figured out soon. Also hope you get to see your part in the Vans video.
Expand QuoteWait they let you online in there? Damn dude good luck, hope you get out and get everything figured out soon. Also hope you get to see your part in the Vans video.[close]
I know you think you look hilarious doing all this shit but you're heading in Jedi's direction with your obsession with Jedi.
the sometimes seesawing (in 2 minds sometimes? - sometimes? maybe?) doctor seems set to discharge me either before this weekend or just after this weekend.
if im not free by then - then maybe? assume something has went wrong - maybe?
ive got em nuetralized though
= ive been empemplorary with my medication track record in the last 3 and a half years =
= never missed a fornightly injection for 3 and a half years ( ive been late for it about 6 times in the whole 3 and a half years = by a few days = thats it = exemplorary!!)
= never missed my oral tablets except in around november 2014 for a month = exemplorary
there is no justifiable reason i should not be discharged by this friday or next monday - no ifs or buts
i will keep you all posted
BANTAM RANDOZZI GRIMCITY HATE PLEASE ADD THIS TO THE NICK JEDI THREADRather than create more work for the mods (who are unpaid) by starting new threads, why don't you just add new comments to your thread?
This will be the final time I bug you on your threads for awhile Jedi but what happened during December 2000 where all these people turned on you? I know the specific instances on what they did when they turned on you but what triggered it? I feel like learning what happened that month will reveal everything behind all this.I remember originally being mystified by Jedi and his Facebook was linked way back when and I lost a couple hours of my day to his timeline and you could see the decline and his friends falling off due to certain things if I remember right. It's a scary place, but hell if you find it post it.
TONY YOU LYING BITCH.
Expand QuoteTONY YOU LYING BITCH.[close]
ill make it clearer
TONY IS ONE OF THE WORST LYING BITCHES
Jedi on Isis
ill make it clearer
TONY IS ONE OF THE WORST LYING BITCHES
pshychout there are no cameras allowed in the psychward. but you can have your phone for an hour then it must be locked back away - so there is little chance to upload a photo. so no photos sorry
and no super otaku = nick jedi = is not on isis = and for the record = i didnt say that isis back jedi = i said that islam back jedi
= and jedi didnt ask islam to back jedi = islam did it from their own accord
and no oldmanepic = isis definitely dont owe jedi money = definitely not
Physc ward is fucking regular for not noticing all this shit and restricting him from slap. Having a bunch of internet strangers who think fucking with someone by enforcing their psychotic beliefs aint doing him any good.yes but u lied about something as stupid as having the 'i wanna be a baker' dvd so u are not in a position of moral superiority.
yes but u lied about something as stupid as having the 'i wanna be a baker' dvd so u are not in a position of moral superiority.Expand QuotePhysc ward is fucking regular for not noticing all this shit and restricting him from slap. Having a bunch of internet strangers who think fucking with someone by enforcing their psychotic beliefs aint doing him any good.[close]
jedi made star wars.
happy mothers day jedi, stay in there.
enough of this bullshit
im not replying to any more of this gibberish
Expand Quoteenough of this bullshit
im not replying to any more of this gibberish[close]
I totally agree.
Seriously though, Sy Snootles looked like she could suck some mean dick. Would you let her slurp?
fools like i said
im ignoring all these comments
just like i told randozzi grimcity hate bantam that i would
im just ignoring them
im not biting back
anyway
NEW NEWS = APPARENTLY IM RECIEVING DAY LEAVE TODAY TO GO HOME WITH MY MOTHER
AND I RECIEVE LEAVE TO GO HOME ON TUESDAY ASWELL
WITH IS "APPARENTLY" A PRE REQUISITE TO DISCHARGE - WHICH WILL APPARENTLY HAPPEN THIS THURSDAY OR FRIDAY
BUUUUUUUT IVE HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE
AND NOTHING IS CERTAIN WITH THESE CLOWN PUBLIC SYSTEM PSYCH DOCTORS
NOTHING IS CERTAIN
SO WE'LL SEE IF IM DISCHARGED ON THURSDAY = OR NOT
list of bullshit george lucas disney using jedi as the muse scams that i can recall offhand
- episode 3 movies and games and merchandise
- all the clone wars computer animated series and games and merchandise
- all the clones wars cartoon series and games and merchandise
- force unleashed 1 and 2 games (THE MAIN CHARACTER LOOKS JUST LIKE ME - INFACT AN EXACT REPLICA OF MY PROFILE)
- star wars kinect game
- star wars 4014 (or star wars 2040 or star wars 4045 or whatever the name was where you play a bounty hunter)
- the new star wars movies
- and the fucking rest
Jedi: 1
ill beat you every time sanka coffe
every time
If the do�s ever read this your never getting out jedi.Surely they must know of his legend status?
Best of luck to you
at home on leave at the moment
the doctor has made another decision
i recieve leave on tuesday, thursday, friday, saturday, monday, tuesday
and if all these leave sessions go well then ill be discharged next thursday or friday
if all goes well with leave
sounds like just another 5 weeks or so in the psych ward - against my will
nothing new to me
pity i could care less because i am
the no.1 skateboarder in melbourne
the no.1 skateboarder in australia
the most famous skateboarder in australia
the most famous skateboarder in melbourne
the no.1 skateboard racer in australia
the most famous skateboard racer in australia
one of the most famous skateboarders in usa and canada (including LA, NYC, Miami, Washington and Chicago)
one of the most famous skateboard racers in usa and canada
famous in hawaii
and partially famous in other parts of thewestern world like England, Scotland, Ireland, Wales and New Zealand
and the rest
so the psych ward docs can keep
im better than their games
why cant you just skate for fun? why do you have to be the number 1 person at everything man? you havent even won a single skate comp your life, you havent landed the fence jump, you havent landed or done shit, skating dogs on youtube are more famous then you, you have been sniffing your butthole for too long of a time Jedi, no one owes you money get a fucking job like everyone else in this world, get a girlfriend, get a car, be good to your mother and live your life, your in your mid 30's and your wasting your life, its plain sad, you have mental illness Jedi it sucks, just accept it, get help with it, so you can actually live a life, i feel for your mother having too look after a man in his 30's that thinks magics real carrys lightsabers around and wears ski googles on his head and think people owe him money. mental illness is a sad thing but there is help dude you just need to accept you have a illness, its not just one doctor saying you have it Jedi, its everyone except for your self that believe's you have a illness, life will look up Jedi you just need to accept it
hey bantam randozzi hate grimcity
check the hate
and more hate
ill just ignore again
thanks again for the words of encouragement "gay"
and to the haters
im just going to keep ignoring you
randozzi bantam hate grimcity - i know you dont need pointless bickering on your website - it serves no purpose at all
i honestly dont get how people think he is trolling or joking? can someone explain this thought process?
Expand Quotei honestly dont get how people think he is trolling or joking? can someone explain this thought process?[close]
People don't really understand mental illness
randozzi bantam hate grimcity - i know you dont need pointless bickering on your website - it serves no purpose at all
Expand Quoterandozzi bantam hate grimcity - i know you dont need pointless bickering on your website - it serves no purpose at all[close]
isnt that the whole point of this site?
thats right
"gay"
some of us bick pointedly not pointlessly and stupidly just to spin hater gibberish
"Gay"
Thanks again for the words of encouragement
my discharge still looks set for next week around thursday - fingers crossed - assuming my leave to go home with my mother over the next week goes all well
however
another problem has just occurred
i have contracted a small cold and a chest infection over the last 2 days and 2 nights ago i woke up at 4am in the morning with my windpiipe closed up and i couldnt breath. i was about to die from suffocation but i quickly realized to breath through my nose - which saved my life. the whole ordeal was very traumatising. my roomate (another guy who is 33 years old) suggested i drink hot water before i went back to sleep . this worked, and i didnt suffocate again that night.
the next day (yesterday) i consulted with the other patients and i realized it was a combination of my minor cold/chest infection and the heating system - which is turned up very high at night because its nearly winter here in victoria australia (and winter is quite cold compared with tropical queensland). i am not used to sleeping in such heat. it suffocates me. i tried to drink hot water that night before i went to sleep but i started beggining to have closed airways before i even went to sleep. so i took my blanket and went out and slept in the couch in the lounge room. my breathing was still slightly difficult but i surived the night.
the next morning - today - i once again consulted with the other patients and we realized that my tablet medication could also be a factor - it gives you a dry throat
so i went to the nurses and doctors. and asked for simple cough medicine but they said the doctor had to prescribe it, which is is bullshit "i told them ill just take some cough medicine at home today with my mother". and the doctor said theyll examine my chest - bbbuuuuttt the nurse said later that the medical officer called in sick today so ill have to see him tomorrow.
total bullshit
all because the heating system is turned up too high at night
total bullshit
i asked them to turn it down a few notches. but they said no
i am now too afraid to sleep in my room(for the next couple of nights at least), because i will probably suffocate
gotta love being forced to stay at the psych ward against my will (sarcasm)
and once again hawk slater hoesoi kiss my ass and fuck you
if you paid me my money - id be outta here it 2 fucking seconds, and id never go back
so its a combination of factors.
- heating system up too high at night and the air in my room is congested which suffocates me
- small cold / chest infection that i have contracted over the last 2 days
- tablet medication which gives me a dry throat
- not permitted to open the window in my room to allow fresh air in
so i am forced for the next few nights at least to sleep on the couch in the lounge room which is in a more larger area and open area whereas my room is smaller and more confined
because if i sleep in my room tonight - i could possibly suffocate and possibly die
fuck you hawk slater hosoi
fucking rats
tobey after all your moronic shit - that fan in the face idea has credit, but no chance of that in the psych ward
and psychout
once again im just ignoring your gibberish shit
point stop
Expand Quotetobey after all your moronic shit - that fan in the face idea has credit, but no chance of that in the psych ward
and psychout
once again im just ignoring your gibberish shit
point stop[close]
yea been in a bad mood its my birthday week and i hate birthdays, i mean whats the point after your 21st birthday?
but yea i have anxiety when trying to sleep so i only take my anxiety meds when im going to sleep and i use to be the worst at going to sleep.
You should try geodon i got it at a psych ward when i was 18 and thats been basically the only medication that hasn't changed cause i also don't like k pins, you can't do anything on them but with this medication the only side effect i have is that im a little tired which is why i take it to go to sleep. Consult your doctors they are just trying to help
Expand QuoteExpand Quotetobey after all your moronic shit - that fan in the face idea has credit, but no chance of that in the psych ward
and psychout
once again im just ignoring your gibberish shit
point stop[close]
yea been in a bad mood its my birthday week and i hate birthdays, i mean whats the point after your 21st birthday?
but yea i have anxiety when trying to sleep so i only take my anxiety meds when im going to sleep and i use to be the worst at going to sleep.
You should try geodon i got it at a psych ward when i was 18 and thats been basically the only medication that hasn't changed cause i also don't like k pins, you can't do anything on them but with this medication the only side effect i have is that im a little tired which is why i take it to go to sleep. Consult your doctors they are just trying to help[close]
what stuff did you take? im in the same boat, i took doxepin and man that shit fucked me up for the last 7 months i hardly remember shit on those, everything was like a dream and i couldnt think straight, withdrawls from coming off that shit was fucked up, im still dealing with it a month and a half later, i ended up just taking meletonin for sleep then stopped that aswell, now i take nothing, pretty much wait it out until im tired then get into bed, dont userly sleep until 3, but its way better then feeling zombie as and not wanting to get off the couch because you feel like you have drunk a bottle of wine everyday. i guess some meds work for other people but not for me
User: "Psychout" giving Jedi advice how to get out of the psych ward, coincidence or not?
Also, all this talk about the pysch ward reminds of the old guy (Raleigh?) rambling on on that old sublime album. Have Sublime ever wronged you Jedi?
Raleigh Theodore Sakers --Complete Uncut Rant on Vimeo (http://vimeo.com/32024907)
psychout that hippy clip was truly inspirational (slight sarcasm , not full sarcasm). is that realy jack nicholson? if so i might as well tell you that he is part of the holywood scam of using me as the muse for their money making scams. alot of the actors are
and no ill never have kids. because tony and kelly will never pay me what they owe me, and as a result i will never be able to afford kids. on the other hand - tony has had 4 wives and has about 6 kids or something like that
Expand Quotepsychout that hippy clip was truly inspirational (slight sarcasm , not full sarcasm). is that realy jack nicholson? if so i might as well tell you that he is part of the holywood scam of using me as the muse for their money making scams. alot of the actors are
and no ill never have kids. because tony and kelly will never pay me what they owe me, and as a result i will never be able to afford kids. on the other hand - tony has had 4 wives and has about 6 kids or something like that[close]
Hawk is one horny man, he also stole his mates wife, did you know that one Jedi? He didn't just rip you off he dogged his mate for his women
http://pagesix.com/2011/03/15/skating-into-arms-of-pals-wife/ (http://pagesix.com/2011/03/15/skating-into-arms-of-pals-wife/)
yeah wellI'm sure we all would like this dropped in our laps. Truth is most of us will have to work hard our whole lives and still not have these things. So the choice is to get on with it and enjoy life the best you can or waste years wallowing in self-pity at this perceived injustice (which won't get you these things anyway).
i have a far worse opinion of hawk than that !!
and as for vans
of course i ride for them
even though i dont have a "big contract"
its more like a "smaller deal" that i have going on
but its still definitely kelly hawk that owe me the decent size dollars
like i said they owe me about $5 million between them - at least
but i dont want their millions - i want an $800,000 house (which if tony's smart he can build for around $5-600,000 and pay me with for $800,000) and a $30,000 car and $400,000 bank account
this is another one for all the haters
pity i could care less because i am
the no.1 skateboarder in melbourne
the no.1 skateboarder in australia
the most famous skateboarder in australia
the most famous skateboarder in melbourne
the no.1 skateboard racer in australia
the most famous skateboard racer in australia
one of the most famous skateboarders in usa and canada (including LA, NYC, Miami, Washington and Chicago)
one of the most famous skateboard racers in usa and canada
famous in hawaii
and partially famous in other parts of thewestern world like England, Scotland, Ireland, Wales and New Zealand
and the rest
and i have all the female fans that go with it
Jedi what did you think about Space Balls?
So why does Kelly slater owe you money again? He's a surfer? Because he's he's te most famous surfer? Like hawk is the most famous skater?
Your not on vans Jedi, Andrew Mapstone the vans manager already said you weren't on them, you have been given a few shoes Jedi for free doesn't mean your sponsored, I've been given plenty of stuff a free doesn't mean I'm sponsored, your not even on the Australian vans team site Jedi
you guys probably mean well but you arent doing shit to help him.
if people cant convince him he is delusional in person, you arent going to convince him over messageboard comments.
jedi, im not talking shit, im trying to get these guys to stop asking dumb questions.
i wish you the best player, hope you're out of the ward soon.
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this is another one for all the haters
pity i could care less because i am
the no.1 skateboarder in melbourne
the no.1 skateboarder in australia
the most famous skateboarder in australia
the most famous skateboarder in melbourne
the no.1 skateboard racer in australia
the most famous skateboard racer in australia
one of the most famous skateboarders in usa and canada (including LA, NYC, Miami, Washington and Chicago)
one of the most famous skateboard racers in usa and canada
famous in hawaii
and partially famous in other parts of thewestern world like England, Scotland, Ireland, Wales and New Zealand
and the rest
and i have all the female fans that go with it[close]
actually rafiki fuck it.Thats what I like to hear, at least give us a lil something. Not getting paid shouldnt stop you from skating either, if you dont want to be filmed without getting paid, fine, but still skate at least for fun.
ill make a performance
just for the hell of it
and i might just land a NBD
the double lightsaber slide
WITH A """"PURPLE""""" A LIGHTSABER AND GREEN LIGHTSABER
i will perform at Haloween comp at riverside this year in october
BUT REMEMBER = NO PAY NO SKATING = thats y i havnt skated in over 6 months
obviusly i am the most skilled skater talking on thiis thread (and this is not directed at gay and the other cool crew)
buuuuuuttt its obvious you are jealous
word of advice - get over it
and for those that dont know. the anchor of 9 news at 3pm is a lovely lady named Davina
jedi talks with her often. hee quite likes her. in a friendly manner
C'mon.
total non stop pregnant babble :)
Expand Quotetotal non stop pregnant babble :)[close]
Greatest
chill fenzadill. im at home on day leave with my mom - for 6 hours
im still in psych ward
but on the positive side, my mom talked the docs straight talk
and my mom organised for me to be discharged - finaly - on friday
about time too
Rooting for you JediSame!! stay out, skate and be happy man. I know your really into the fame/hosoi/hawk/slater/vans/trainracing thing, but maybe look at it from the perspective of what is more important, those things or your freedom?. Best of luck man! :)
Rooting for you Jedi
Expand QuoteRooting for you Jedi[close]
Was this pun intended GAY? You know where Jedi is from, right?
Good luck Jedi.
Skate and enjoy your freedom.
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteRooting for you Jedi[close]
Was this pun intended GAY? You know where Jedi is from, right?
Good luck Jedi.
Skate and enjoy your freedom.[close]
Jedi you're from Australia, right? Is rooting a thing in Australia?
The best kind of Australian joke I'm able to come up with it: Jedi I hope you've gone on walkabout by now and that you're throwing another shrimp on the Barbie.
fenzadill the ski goggles make me feel like i am kareem abdul jabbaryou should prolly wear blackface to look more like lew alcindor
fenzadill the ski goggles make me feel like i am kareem abdul jabbar
wrong man it is magic. its a form of magic when you hardcore skateWhat is the difference between hardcore skating and just skating? Is it only hardcore if you have a lightsaber in your possession? This is on a need to know basis.
Isnt that progession?Its only magic if you make the tea in the dark first try, also called hardcore tea brewing.
Not to sound like an asshole, but if I make tea, then later i make tea with honey, thats not magic
once again guys im ignoring youThats Al Davis.
but rafiki thats a nice photo
is it of you?
now there are some powers that jedi has and some that he doesnt
example. i cant cast a spelll or love potion on a girl and she falls total in love for me
but i can show a girl my tv youtube clip on my or her phone. but there's a difference ok
example2. i cant make cars and bikes fly and hover. or boats and jetskis
example3. i cant make you live a longer llifespan like 400 years but you only appear your age throughout
but i do have my magic voice power, and my jedi athletic abilities and my talk to live tv/internet power (with my magic voice power)
and i can temporarily cure blindness/deafness/sense smell if you in the room with me and you have a positive attitude, no negative attitude.
and i did make the whole world have magic powers and telepathy since year 2000 december - except for the ones who had magic and telepathy already like hardcore skaters, bmxers, surfers, snowboarders, rollerbladers, trapeze without the net, stunt martial arts experts like ninjas(remember its the stunts that give you magic, not the fighting, motofx. and also horsriders who jump small canyon gaps
basicalyy you have to face pain or even death to learn telepathy and magic
to learn this form of magic anyway
but think about it = its a ninja form of magic
AND THINK OF OTHER POSIBILITIES GAYmagic did cure HIV a long time ago but they still kicked him out the NBA
if you had the right hover and flying powers then you could turn the USA navy into a spacefleet. no jokes full on
humans could all magically look like models (if thats what you want) and im sure lots of girls do
magic could learn to cure diseases like HIV and other fatal illnesses
yes there are lots of posiblities
Expand QuoteAND THINK OF OTHER POSIBILITIES GAY
if you had the right hover and flying powers then you could turn the USA navy into a spacefleet. no jokes full on
humans could all magically look like models (if thats what you want) and im sure lots of girls do
magic could learn to cure diseases like HIV and other fatal illnesses
yes there are lots of posiblities[close]
magic did cure HIV a long time ago but they still kicked him out the NBA
i dont like repeating myself,[/quote]
but[
ice nine did you follow the instructions
i coiuldnt make it any clearer
just read january 2014 on my facebook
and look at my whole jedi diaries on facebook
and watch all my youtube clips including the tv clip
there's your proof
then if you want = read my entire facebook timeline
and all my slap.com articles/threads and skateboard.com.au threads/artiicles
and there's your proof
i'm beginning to think this guy's a fraud
i'm beginning to think this guy's a fraudJust extremely delusional.
no rafiki im not delusional. gay believes me. that magic is realYou dont even skate though...
but i tell you what else im certain of rafiki.
is that i am a better skaterboarder than you.
matter of fact il also say that the only skater in history that can compete against jedi is 1980'ss hosoi (definitely not tony hawk)
thats no delusion either
wrong rafiki i land quite a few tricks on my youtube jedi holocrons. and the fence air was landed even though i didnt roll away - i broke my board and the crowd cheered, which counts as a landd trickNo you are lying, nothing was landed and I dont have to watch your "holocrons" to know that. Blurry footage of other skaters claiming they are you doesnt count either. Also you are not ignoring me if you reply.
stop lying rafiki
or il just keep ignoring you
Did you also notice everybody commented in the thread about her winning run itself, instead of creating a new one?
tobey words of advice
how about you get off my thread instead
but anyway Leticia if you read this and you want to go on a date with me. then all you have to do is skate faster
I wonder if Leticia is aware of the fact that she has an actual Jedi admirer? I bet she'd be pretty flattered.Probably more creeped out than flattered.
that winning run wasnt fast
personaly i dont go that slow on tv man
i go 50km per hour/ or more
and leticia if you want to know what we'd do if we were dating
id take you to bells beach torquay and we'd show off to people with my lightsaber and id make you famous in bells beach torquay like i am - and then when the next rip cul pro comes to bells beach then you'll be a big name on the world surf tour - at least for a few years
we'd sit in my room looking at the internet and watch live world surf competitions talking to live with my talk to live tv/ internet magic power
-and at same time as we're talking to live internet surf comps with my magic voice power/ we're both the most famous people in bells beach torquay- that usualy gets the pro surfers responsive in their interviews. responsive to say the least. and it gets the commentators arked up
also you could be in the sorrento beachliffracing clip which i have made a deal with channel ten news and if you want you could be in the tv news interview just as a spectator answering some questions about what you had just witnessed
i could get you and me into a fw local newspapers like where i live now in newport/williastownbeach and altona
and the mornington paper which is my main home where i used to live
last off all i could teach you to skate faster. 1st lesson is = spend more time skating than you do walking or driving. i know ladies have to have their girlfriend time , but if you want to skate faster then you have to flow on a board. an accurate comparison is a jedi flowing with the force - riding a speederbike - flying - the jedi could almost close his eyes and do it blindolded
yeah well im confident i can get a girl, even if its not leticia
but maybe i dont want to
girls can be quite stupid sometimes
out of the ones i know - a few have died in their late 20's and 30's of long term drug use
maybe il just keep to 1 ir 2 call girls a year
sort of - it makes more snse than having a girlfriend
il go even further gaycool story bro
i dont cheat on partners
and most girls do
no ifs or buts
so it makes it a bit of a turn off
no ifs or butsmaybe a few butts amirite jedi
picking up my 5 skateboards and my new trucks from my dad's today
i still have
- 5 brand new boards
- new wheels
- new trucks
- 2 spare complete boards
and my board that i ride
i didnt know there was an upcoming slap video 360 frip.
but no im not skating untl haloween comp at riversode
matter of fact
if jedi can confess his love to someone on here i feel comfortable doing that as well
tina fey if your reading this please be my wife
enlighten me gay?
who is BA?
enlighten me gay?
who is BA?
high rise luxury apartments in frankston
gay imp ssusaga metal i hve been skating down the beach near my house just recently
and rafiki = yes it was legit holding of the commonwealth baton. i held itt because my mother was senator in 2005 and we were at a function in frankston. and i got to hold the baton legit . not obstructed / stolen = like the olympic torch
i have several other pairs of shoes like a pair old dvs and so on.gnar'd. now stop sucking your own dick and get some footage. or start sucking ben cousin's dick like in that story.
those shoes helped produce melbournes finest skater
and helped produce australias best skateracer and most famous skater
ill be wearing full gear -
helmet & pads & ski goggles
even maybe wristguards
Jedi can you plz post the link to TV interview, ive never seen that one. and if you link that trainracer episode I've already seen and you posted her six million times I will not be satisfied.
huh?
- u heard right
train racing clip on monday
just woke up. considering train racing today
straight up listening to a tribe called quest beats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWmXZXpXNcY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWmXZXpXNcY)
andocom my mothers name is rosy infactThe reason I asked Jedi is because there were only 3 female senators from Victoria in 2005, none of which were named Rosie. Its the type of thing they tend to keep a public record of.
and my sisters name is julia
The reason I asked Jedi is because there were only 3 female senators from Victoria in 2005, none of which were named Rosie. Its the type of thing they tend to keep a public record of.Expand Quoteandocom my mothers name is rosy infact
and my sisters name is julia[close]
Jedi R U gost?
thats y im on tv, and y rafiki your still practising your switch tre flip on the flat :)Maybe you should be practicing skating instead of being a pile who feels entitled to stuff he has no right to be. You need stronger meds or just to get banned cause you are on some other shit.
dont mock me rafiki
chris cole is a rip off
and you know it
well tobey - do you think more than a million people saw this video in australia when it went on tv?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa3xdsjlI3Y (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa3xdsjlI3Y)
so keep lying tobey
itll do you no good
so keep lying
haha dude dude
i can gurantee at least 700,000 people saw me on tv
if not more than a million
bcause the next day i rang ten news and asked them the views for the previous night
remember it was on both channel ten and 7 news broadcasts
stop lying tobey
Expand Quotewell tobey - do you think more than a million people saw this video in australia when it went on tv?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa3xdsjlI3Y (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa3xdsjlI3Y)
so keep lying tobey
itll do you no good
so keep lying[close]
do you think everyone in your country watched that when it was live?
jedi just make a social media account like twitter or instagram and if you get more followers than the people you think are more famous than. Then ill start believing you
Tobey I quite appreciated the Karlee Grey post
Expand QuoteTobey I quite appreciated the Karlee Grey post[close]
Yeah Tobey, good work, you found pictures of a porn star. Incredible.
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteTobey I quite appreciated the Karlee Grey post[close]
Yeah Tobey, good work, you found pictures of a porn star. Incredible.[close]
can you post more hi-def ass acne plz tobey
I was on tv once when I was 5I demand justice for Sanka Coffee
my dad took me to the beach
WAVY-TV News interviewed me and my dog
tens if not hundreds of people in the hampton roads, VA area saw me
Give me your money HALK, Sleatur, hosoy
karlee grey hey?You have said you fucked escorts LOL who are probably way uglier.
all these opinions about karlee grey
personaly i wouldnt touch her
she's fucked too many dudes without rubbers:)
Posts by Jedi > Posts by Tobey
Fuck, you are the worst Tobey.
Hey Jedi,
what's up with the Vans Oz TM saying you're not on the team?
(http://media.skateboard.com.au/forum/images/Jedi%20kicked%20off.png)
I demand justice for Sanka CoffeeExpand QuoteI was on tv once when I was 5
my dad took me to the beach
WAVY-TV News interviewed me and my dog
tens if not hundreds of people in the hampton roads, VA area saw me
Give me your money HALK, Sleatur, hosoy[close]
I was on tv once when I was 5
my dad took me to the beach
WAVY-TV News interviewed me and my dog
tens if not hundreds of people in the hampton roads, VA area saw me
Give me your money HALK, Sleatur, hosoy
HOLY SHIT HAMPTON ROADS VA TV STATION REALLY IS WAVY-TV AND THEY OWN WAVY.COM
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i dont think it even needs to be said but free my guy charly wingate yo he was set up
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
Andy irons rip
just ask harry potter and dumbledorf or gandalf and saruman or merlin and king arthur, they'll tell you =
whats up gay? long time no hear
ur joking about being suspicious right?
obama is a scammer
depressing thought isnt it?
believe me man = if obama went on tv and said it = then islam would stop attacking western civilization
but obama has 8 million stashed ( or more )
and he just wants to spend it on crap, and also he wants free prostitutes
he doesnt care if islam bombs you or shoots u ?
depressing thought isnt it?
Did Jedi and Ben Cousins break up? He seems a little lost
Expand QuoteDid Jedi and Ben Cousins break up? He seems a little lost[close]
Why'd you take down the photo of them together? It was breathtaking.
Shut up Tobey
ha ha i like your new profile photo = raiden
do you know gay that a normal human can channel and dispel electricity aswell as a god like raiden can
but if you do so it would be wise to have a technology shield or a magic shield
yeah and the shield serves a double purpose JBjb voted obama. he's not eloctrocuting anyone and neither are you. you're not a good skater or famous. you're an increasingly annoying schizophrenic asshole who doesn't even have delusions about his own country. obama doesn't give a shit about jason ellis and he's more important australian than you'll ever be. he ate a shark heart, the heart of a shark!
it stops the air strike that comes after you after you electrocute the president :)
but on a serious note folks
hows lebron comin up short of a championship ring for cleveland
golden state arnt even that good
i told u id never wear a lebron james jersey
or jordan
ever
I also always suspected Nyjah was a slut.
jb voted obama. he's not eloctrocuting anyone and neither are you. you're not a good skater or famous. you're an increasingly annoying schizophrenic asshole who doesn't even have delusions about his own country. obama doesn't give a shit about jason ellis and he's more important australian than you'll ever be. he ate a shark heart, the heart of a shark!Expand Quoteyeah and the shield serves a double purpose JB
it stops the air strike that comes after you after you electrocute the president :)[close]
you're just a pussy who can't lipslide w/ a toy sword in his hands and never landed the fence gap. those kids filming you were laughing at you. ISIS doesn't know who you are but they'd think you're a pussy too if they knew you can't land the fence gap or the lipslide w/ toy swords. ISIS respects real skaters like geoff rowley who aren't afraid to slam. ISIS had his head but they gave it right back. gnar recognize gnar.
ha ha i like your new profile photo = raiden
do you know gay that a normal human can channel and dispel electricity aswell as a god like raiden can
but if you do so it would be wise to have a technology shield or a magic shield
Expand QuoteI also always suspected Nyjah was a slut.[close]
You can tame him Gay. POTY + 2015 SOTY <3
im not the only one whos really in the mood for a blowjob after reading this last page, am i?
360 frip i already told u. im skating at the haloween comp at riverside
besides man the weather is crap here in melbourne at the moment
rain rain and more rain
time to sit inside and watch ol 80's and 90's skate movies and surfing movies and smoke cones
and wait for tony hawk the bitch to pay the dues that he owes jedi
no gay imp metal
2nd most famous skater in the world
will skate = if paid :)
so what if i smoke bud. that shit is magic too
fools
so what if i smoke bud. that shit is magic too
fools
Expand Quoteno gay imp metal
2nd most famous skater in the world
will skate = if paid :)[close]
My bad:
> 2nd most famous skater in the world
>> doesn't actually skate
Look mate, you got a whole board here ready to back you but you've been crying (footage) wolf for far too long now.
Either you step up your game and actually skate/ film or people are just going to get sick of this never ending shtick of yours.
It's simple really...
My proposal (which I have put forth to you multiple times before) is to put in 10% of the energy you put into hating every 2nd pro in the world into ACTUAL skating. I reckon you could bank 10 minutes of footy in month even at 10% ;) Imagine what you could do at 100% :o
Now THAT would be magic!!!
P.s. I don't want to hear little whiny excuses from you about why you CAN'T skate. Do you think Tony Hawk would be where he is now if he sat around on the internet all day complaining about people conspiring against him? NO! He took his arse outside and worked for it! Put the bong down, put your shoes on and follow that old school zorlac skate wisdom: SHUT UP AND SKATE!
P.p.s If you cry wolf again I will copy/paste this response every.single.time you post until it sinks into that head of yours
no tobey. i dont have pschizofrenia
but
i am on tv
i can get on tv again
you cant
and i am famous
all over the western world (and so is randozzi hate grimcity bantam)
are you tobey ?
mentall illness my ass
dickhead
Expand Quoteno tobey. i dont have pschizofrenia
but
i am on tv
i can get on tv again
you cant
and i am famous
all over the western world (and so is randozzi hate grimcity bantam)
are you tobey ?
mentall illness my ass
dickhead[close]
yep, you have mental illness Jedi
dude he is schizophrenia, no matter what you say its not going to go anywhere with him
ok ok ok
by popular demand
new jedi mini clip (about 2min)
dropping saturday(USA time)
will include hill bomb and a one foot noselide reverse sabre catch
Beer keg peg leg = because noone ever invites me
is that an invite beer keg?
clip will be out tomorrow gay imp metal
July 20, 2015, 08:30:27 PM
actually ive got the clip filmed, edited and fully put together just sitting on my aunts computer hard drive. but im hesitant on whether to release it or not(yawn).... this routine is starting to get old jedi
and il tell you y?
because that faggot tony gets one up on me then
you dont understand rafiki
i need to be paid for skating
not release clips for free
just like hawk
hawk has 140 million dollars
i have like 3 grand and i get paid 900 a fortnight
i could just go to my aunts house now and hit post on the clip
but then hawk just keeps getting paid and i keep getting nothing
put it this way? how much do you get paid rafiki?
actually ive got the clip filmed, edited and fully put together just sitting on my aunts computer hard drive. but im hesitant on whether to release it or notI get paid nothing for skating and I share my clips on the internet because I want others to see them. I dont need recognition nor do I ask for it. Why should you recieve any recognition when you havent done anything to earn it besides claim you are magic?
and il tell you y?
because that faggot tony gets one up on me then
you dont understand rafiki
i need to be paid for skating
not release clips for free
just like hawk
hawk has 140 million dollars
i have like 3 grand and i get paid 900 a fortnight
i could just go to my aunts house now and hit post on the clip
but then hawk just keeps getting paid and i keep getting nothing
put it this way? how much do you get paid rafiki?
well rafiki? would you come watch jedi and lakyn if we did a tour of usa and canadaOnly if you do a product toss of lightsabers and goggles.
hahahaha let me guess - purple mace windu product toss right?Ill use the force to bring it right into my hands
hahahahaha you better catch it when i throw it man, because if it hits the ground it will break hahahahahahaha
deal rafiki. deal
hahahahahahahahahaha
jedi's something that never should have happened. you, you even make your grandma sick!Oh stahp your making me blush shark tits
you'd poison a blind man's dog and steal his cane.
you'd gift wrap a leper and mail him to your aunt jane.
you'd force feed a diabetic a candycane.
you can go to hell!
your skating isn't worth anything, i'd rather watch rafiki do fs shove it to wallride.
Jedi if you come to America I'll show up and cheer for you.
what why?
jedi watch the movie brink, i think this will help you out a lotI agree Jedi, learn to be a soul skater. Fuck those hating ass X Blades.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3X3Mcnqisw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3X3Mcnqisw#)
but fuck tony
...
gay
fuck hawk and slater
no jb. no go
you have to get on tv doing something crazier than train racing
and even then il just go on tv again and do cliff racing
and beat you jb
so dont lie jb
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but fuck tony
...
gay
fuck hawk and slater[close]
I'm sure he'd do them both.
I suppose I was going on the impression that a guy who lets a random ugly dude poke him in the ass using a plastic bag as protection, isn't going to be too choosy. Sorry, my badness.Expand QuoteExpand Quote
but fuck tony
...
gay
fuck hawk and slater[close]
I'm sure he'd do them both.[close]
You don't even know me then, bro.
Hawk is gross.
Slater...maybe...but probably no.
I suppose I was going on the impression that a guy who lets a random ugly dude poke him in the ass using a plastic bag as protection, isn't going to be too choosy. Sorry, my badness.Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand Quote
but fuck tony
...
gay
fuck hawk and slater[close]
I'm sure he'd do them both.[close]
You don't even know me then, bro.
Hawk is gross.
Slater...maybe...but probably no.[close]
And, for the record, I did the poking with the plastic bag.
I'm surprised people pay money to be the Pokee rather than the poker. Different strokes, I suppose.Expand QuoteI suppose I was going on the impression that a guy who lets a random ugly dude poke him in the ass using a plastic bag as protection, isn't going to be too choosy. Sorry, my badness.Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand Quote
but fuck tony
...
gay
fuck hawk and slater[close]
I'm sure he'd do them both.[close]
You don't even know me then, bro.
Hawk is gross.
Slater...maybe...but probably no.[close][close]
Good point. OK if Tony paid me then I might hold my nose and take the plunge, but the money would have to be pretty substantial.
And, for the record, I did the poking with the plastic bag.
then could u add todays threads i created to this nick jedi thread
I think it was that rat Kelly Slater that locked the thread somehow.
Fuckin Rat
somethin somethin kicks christians in the balls blah blah something something scratches balls
jediz darth vader board kicks christian slaters "special" black board where he sketches the ferrari at the end of the movie
and hate can i ask u? how the fuck did i lock my nick jedi thread.
someone should make a movie about Jedi "surf nazis must die" styleare you a "surf nazi"? not that i'd kill anyone just curious.
are you a "surf nazi"? not that i'd kill anyone just curious.Expand Quotesomeone should make a movie about Jedi "surf nazis must die" style[close]
yeah more like
hawk slater nazis must die
that has a better ring to it
Kelly Slater stole my wallet!
So now can we make fun of Billy Rohan?Nah.
well tay y should i look for a girl with striped socks and arm warmers ? - will you smoke a joint with me and then cheer me on when i do my double sabre slide on the bowl. or do you have an alterior motive. maybe you want to be my photographer, i have a n opening at the moment. or maybe u just want kisses. u know if you get seen kissing jedi at riverside on comp day it makes you famous. god damn tthank ya mam .. famoustay speaks the language of skateboarding. in fact, you may find that she speaks the language of skateboarding even better than you. maybe you should cheer her on and grab her a cherry cherry cola.
Eric is a naughty boy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLwGfoybuPw&feature=youtu.be#)
well tay y should i look for a girl with striped socks and arm warmers ? - will you smoke a joint with me and then cheer me on when i do my double sabre slide on the bowl. or do you have an alterior motive. maybe you want to be my photographer, i have a n opening at the moment. or maybe u just want kisses. u know if you get seen kissing jedi at riverside on comp day it makes you famous. god damn tthank ya mam .. famous
Eric is a naughty boy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLwGfoybuPw&feature=youtu.be#)
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POTY
who's the fairy tale heelflip girl?
what other oves does she she have?
no i meant to say -
what other "moves" does shoe have
not ovaries
yo crew like sanka coffee, ice nine and gay - on slapmagazine. hear's the word. please repeat this on the "nick jedi thread" on slap, due to the fact that i dont want to write in it the next few days. :-
my name was written down in Rome the day i was born
there are reason for this -
- i was the first person in history to obstruct the olympic torch relay by hijacking/stealing the olympic torch
- i am a wizard like (apparently) merlin the magician
- my mother was a senator
- i perform at the colleseum and the stadia at olympia - and live to tell the story with a few injuries in check
- there are other reasons y my name was written down in rome the day iwas born
i have beem famous in Rome and Athena for a long time
how many places are you famous in?
Hey guys I know this is odd but nick jedi wanted to share this with slap:QuoteExpand Quote
yo crew like sanka coffee, ice nine and gay - on slapmagazine. hear's the word. please repeat this on the "nick jedi thread" on slap, due to the fact that i dont want to write in it the next few days. :-
my name was written down in Rome the day i was born
there are reason for this -
- i was the first person in history to obstruct the olympic torch relay by hijacking/stealing the olympic torch
- i am a wizard like (apparently) merlin the magician
- my mother was a senator
- i perform at the colleseum and the stadia at olympia - and live to tell the story with a few injuries in check
- there are other reasons y my name was written down in rome the day iwas born
i have beem famous in Rome and Athena for a long time
how many places are you famous in?[close]
sorry tracer ur the weirdoim not laughing, that is regular like this entire thread. im guessing you're another typical aussie douchebag?
and my job officialy is = australias number 1 skateboarder and no 1 skate racer annnnnddd usa canadas no 2 most famous skater
whats ur job tracer
please tell me so i can laugh back at you man
i am a true wizard of course
ssssssssssoooooooooooooo mmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyy aaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiicaaaaaaa
and canada's canada (because the aussies are lying about u too canada)
what are we going to do about these aus no 1 football players and rugby players and tennis players and cricket players and golfers etc??
they finish their careers then get on the coke and x and heroin and get on the dicksuck and big dick in their playhouses with their worthless piles of shit cash
what are we going to do about these liars
just read below>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
and australians if your pissed off at that last comment =
then just think how pissed off i am at this >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
example 1. jedi is australia's no.1 skater and usa/canadas 2nd most famous skater
pay for australias no 1 rugby players = the wallabies = millions
pay for jedi aus no 1 skater = $900 a fortnight
pay for australias no 1 surfer mick fanning = millions
pay for aus no 1 skater jedi = $900 a fortnight
pay for aus no 1 afl player lance franklin = millions
pay for aus no 1 skater jedi = $900 a fortnight
pay for aus no 1 v8 supercar driver = millions
pay for aus no 1 skateboard racer jedi = $900 a fortnight
pay for aus former no 1 moto gp racer = casey stoney = millions
pay for aus no 1 skateboard racer jedi = $900 a fortnight
pay for aus no 1 golfer jason day = millions
pay for aus no 1 skater jedi = $900 a fortnight
pay for aus former no 1 tennis player layton hewit = millions
pay for aus no 1 skater jedi = $ 900 a fortnight
scam scam scam scam scam scam scam scam
the in usa tens of hundreds of thousands of people know all about because jedi has worded them up/canada/uk/nz/europe
not millions of people = tens of hundreds of thousands of people
so try not to scam fuckwits
because i guarantee = you will be exposed = and fucked over in return
rats
so if your thinking of killing me just remember
if you do = then usa islam canada asia and quite a few others will light fires all over australia
you scammers
remember though. casey stoner and fanning are jediz compatriots
i am fucking earths wizard llike merlin dickhead
this is one of my favorite threads on slap, but im ashamed to admit that i still have no idea what a fortnight is.
its 2 weeks
matter of fact blane and chris angel are only in it for the cash and dicksuck
gay usualy ur fairly concise
however this time im not even dignifying that with a response
and tony hawk u still owe me the money
or maybe i should try and force your kids to go to public schools instead of private schools = as added interest u bitch tony
like my mother was going to force me to go to public re hab instead of private re hab (even though i dont have to go to re hab for any justfiable reason - my mother is just loony - because you wont pay me tony)
true. and riley's parents didn't have a real good marriage. and riley's his real name.Expand Quoteand tony hawk u still owe me the money
or maybe i should try and force your kids to go to public schools instead of private schools = as added interest u bitch tony
like my mother was going to force me to go to public re hab instead of private re hab (even though i dont have to go to re hab for any justfiable reason - my mother is just loony - because you wont pay me tony)[close]
I refuse to believe Riley went to a private school, i bet he didn't even graduate high school
mmmmmmmyyyyyyy aaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiccccccccccaaaaaaa
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAAAMMMMMMMEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
mmmmyyyyyy aaammmmmmeeeerrrrrriiiicccccaaaaa?
Remember when Jedi was suppose to release some footage a few months ago but never did
I invented ducksucks and farting on her afterwards and GAY and butthole are bitches and they owe me moneyyou got played son. me and your boy w/ the purple bike and the goatee are gonna scheme on college girls and get ducksucks while farting after and laugh about your royalties that will never come. golly, i wish you wouldn't make me hang out w/ that douche but the lengths i'll go for a gag and some sucksucks.
u hear me GAY and butthole I invented ducksucks and u owe me m oney
WHERES MY DUCKSUCK AND FARTING ON HER AFTERWARDS MONEY BICHES
maybe i will force u to use the laundromat
Jedi, please come work at the goldmine with me and use your magic to make our day easier
Starting pay is $33/hour plus travel, lodging and $150 a day liveout.
Love ya jedi😆
Expand QuoteJedi, please come work at the goldmine with me and use your magic to make our day easier
Starting pay is $33/hour plus travel, lodging and $150 a day liveout.
Love ya jedi😆[close]
Christ, what the hell am I doing trying to teach kids how to read?
You know Jedi usually I back you, but seriously wtf bro?
the nick jedi thread is back now
Nice going Mapstone
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The delusion of the world revolving around you, or the pain of acknowledging yourcosmiccosmetic insignificance?
so as youve guessed train racing today was cancelled today
my brother ditched it on his filming duties
dont worry however
new race day is =
tomorrow
see u then
NO MAN HAS TAKEN ALL KELLY SLATERS GIRLS OF HIM = EXCEPT JEDI
maybe ill go train racing after all
we'll see
does that answer yr question?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Otrp8s2kFP0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Otrp8s2kFP0#)
Start - 10 seconds
no offense tobey but mike taylor is alright
but i can skate better than that in my sleep
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Start - 10 seconds[close]
damn, that dude used to be so much doper than he is today.
well jedi checked out the new tony hawk game
and the review is in
LAME
AND SHIT
SAME CRAP AS THE REST OF THE GAMES
THE WHOLE GENRE IS ON REPEAT
the nick jedi thread is back now
AND ON THE SAME TOPIC
GGGOOOOOOO JUUUUSSTTIIIN BIIEEEBBEEERRR
you beat that little wayne bieber
you go that bieber
and remember justin bieber - after jedi retires - you get all his girls bieber
just think of all those kelly slater bells beach girls bieber - just think of them :)
it will teach you bieber that magic is learnable with skill and patience by bluntsliding a grind ledge at good speed and landing it or coming close to landing it.
Might as well let Tracer be a PAL now. Worst people are becoming pals, except for Skatan. That dude ruleswait, how the hell do you become a pal anyway, i never quite understood how that works.
Whenever I hear Australians talk about how long it's been since they've had a mass shooting I think about Jedi and smile
oh i understand how negotiations like this work
you take all slaters girls away from him and then watch him cry and sook
muscly hunky sex god slater crying
well how about that
Expand Quoteoh i understand how negotiations like this work
you take all slaters girls away from him and then watch him cry and sook
muscly hunky sex god slater crying
well how about that[close]
Are you gay?
only a sista thats a slut would chase the paper
Might as well let Tracer be a PAL now. Worst people are becoming pals, except for Skatan. That dude rules
Judy....any thoughts on Spanly or Khakis?
muscly hunky sex god slater crying
darkslide
learn to air properly before you even talk to me
ok?
what a bunch of bunnysbreakin's a memory. for wimps.
im tempted to believe that you are letting your slut grfriends do the typing
thats right
your not even posting these comments
your just letting your slut gfriends post the smartarse comments
so they can get off by talking to a world famous skater/parkour/breaker
The wrong crazy slap pal died
You must be a pretty shitty wizard if you can't even get Hawk and Slater to pay you.
yeah mds - your on tv - i dont believe you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa3xdsjlI3Y (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa3xdsjlI3Y)
:)
Oh shit. It's new.
Well I’m gonna read all 35 pages tonight.
I especially like that he grew a beard to show that time has passed.
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I think you may need a year or 2
Jedi Raw unedited photoshoot, stay tuned soon I’m taking him hill bombing
https://youtu.be/F2ls6T2eeag
Last week Jedi was a special guest at the Supra demo in Melbourne with Lizard King, Tom Penny, Dee, Spencer and Chad Muska on the mic
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Expand QuoteLast week Jedi was a special guest at the Supra demo in Melbourne with Lizard King, Tom Penny, Dee, Spencer and Chad Muska on the mic
(https://pasteboard.co/IevsnwIc.jpg)
https://ibb.co/vz6dtM6
https://ibb.co/zNJYxYx
https://ibb.co/StwxZ62
https://ibb.co/wgpBpf5
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It's worth noting that it was on May 4th AKA may the 4th be with you.
I filmed a couple of clips of him at the demo. If I get super motivated, I'll upload them to YouTube or something. Realistically I probably won't as they're just stacks