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Title: Zombie Survival Plan
Post by: Monty Burns on June 08, 2015, 06:27:59 PM
With all the zombie comics/ games / movies and shows I thought about making this thread for abit

I put some thought into this one boring rainy day .  Avoid the big citys and go out into the woods , try to set up in some cave with heavy foliage and camouflage . Main focus on living alone , hunting , fishing and living of nature .

Try to stock up so you wouldnt have to leave the cave area

For weapons and stuff , sniping keeping distance and good for hunting  , M4 everything with a sound suppressor . Mostly avoiding all humans and zombies

So lets see who wants to play


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Title: Re: Zombie Survival Plan
Post by: straight on June 08, 2015, 07:19:40 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?list=PL615E9D99BDE970FF&v=H1DNi0Ut1Vo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PL615E9D99BDE970FF&v=H1DNi0Ut1Vo#)
Title: Re: Zombie Survival Plan
Post by: Tufty on June 09, 2015, 09:26:20 AM
Never understood why the zombie thing is that popular.
Title: Re: Zombie Survival Plan
Post by: JB on June 09, 2015, 10:00:18 AM
Never understood why the zombie thing is that popular.
Title: Re: Zombie Survival Plan
Post by: ice nine on June 09, 2015, 11:17:11 AM
cuz it's the closest thing to philosophy that simps like Monty burns can understand
Title: Re: Zombie Survival Plan
Post by: abudabi on June 09, 2015, 12:00:57 PM
meh i can understand the appeal. spend your days hunting and raiding stores? im down.
Title: Re: Zombie Survival Plan
Post by: Jared on June 09, 2015, 12:01:13 PM
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Never understood why the zombie thing is that popular.
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Title: Re: Zombie Survival Plan
Post by: Monty Burns on June 09, 2015, 02:25:46 PM
cuz it's the closest thing to philosophy that simps like Monty burns can understand

that hurt man , I know we dont always agree on things but no need for insults
Title: Re: Zombie Survival Plan
Post by: landCow on June 09, 2015, 04:25:35 PM
Top tips if you find yourself in a zombie apocalypse:
Take car, go to Mum's, kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?

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Title: Re: Zombie Survival Plan
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on June 09, 2015, 04:37:18 PM
Zombies? Never heard of em.
Title: Re: Zombie Survival Plan
Post by: Paco Supreme on June 09, 2015, 04:42:52 PM
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Never understood why the zombie thing is that popular.
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Seriously, who would really wanna live in a world where the dead walk about. fuck every little bit of that
Title: Re: Zombie Survival Plan
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on June 09, 2015, 05:02:11 PM
itd be the best if you were dead though
Title: Re: Zombie Survival Plan
Post by: shit_for_brains on June 09, 2015, 05:27:38 PM
My plan for any apocalyptic disaster is the same. Suicide.
Title: Re: Zombie Survival Plan
Post by: KING TUT on June 09, 2015, 06:04:42 PM
I'm not to far from a major lake system with islands and shit so I would be heading that way. i'd raid some farmhouses or anything that wasn't too risky for rifles, bows, seeds and all that shit maybe get me a kayak and hope to fuck zombies don't float. I wouldn't have one base I'd have a few spread out around strategic locations with weapon and food reserves. I don't think i'd fuck with caves unless there were other exits.

wow this shit is easy to think on, i could totally become one of those prepper weirdos

Title: Re: Zombie Survival Plan
Post by: Omamori on June 09, 2015, 08:30:49 PM
I'd head to Costco. No windows, they have everything you need, and its well built.

Title: Re: Zombie Survival Plan
Post by: JB on June 10, 2015, 07:20:50 AM
I'd head to Costco. No windows, they have everything you need, and its well built.




they got some bomb pizza too. that would be my first move.
Title: Re: Zombie Survival Plan
Post by: Dengles on June 10, 2015, 11:07:31 PM
I'd head to Costco. No windows, they have everything you need, and its well built.


Good plan, but there's one problem, everyone with in a 50 mile radius of that Costco is going to be heading there or Outdoor World. 
Title: Re: Zombie Survival Plan
Post by: EXTRA SPICY on June 11, 2015, 08:39:00 PM
I'd steal a bunch of go pros, put them on all the mounts they make (chest, head, etc) Masturbate to 1000+ loads on film, and then kill myself in a secluded mansion of high demand during the apocalypse in a way that i would respond as the undead alone.

Then someone would kill me and review the footage.







Hella dope.
Title: Re: Zombie Survival Plan
Post by: posguy on June 12, 2015, 11:18:45 AM
this is why you have bug out kits, I'm grabbing suppressed pistol and rifle, 9mm and 5.56, military plate carrier since carrying all that will become a million times easier, ruck sack with food, water and supplies, medical, water purifying tablets, and head out into the forest. Probably head south a little just so it's easier to live outside for an extended amount of time.