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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: shags6 on August 27, 2015, 08:03:26 PM
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A while ago I made this skate video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaCBxCuKiA8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaCBxCuKiA8)) where my friends and I all have full parts. I realized that since we were never going to go pro, none of us will ever be able to look down and see our names on a board. So I bought some blanks and painted everyone's pro model. Turned ourselves pro. Well, I want to go all the way with this 'homie' brand. Does anyone know a company to contact that can make real boards with screen printed graphics???
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http://chapmanskateboards.com (http://chapmanskateboards.com)
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Woodchuck or control
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Are you selling boards with your names on them?
Whos gonna buy a board with just a random name on it?
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thankyou! And im just making these boards for my friends. Something to put on the wall, impress a girl with etc.... I don't plan to make a lot to sell, but if anything the kids at the park will be into it.
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thankyou! And im just making these boards for my friends. Something to put on the wall, impress a girl with etc.... I don't plan to make a lot to sell, but if anything the kids at the park will be into it.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/anYBNhqT2BYcg/giphy.gif)
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thankyou! And im just making these boards for my friends. Something to put on the wall, impress a girl with etc.... I don't plan to make a lot to sell, but if anything the kids at the park will be into it.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/anYBNhqT2BYcg/giphy.gif)
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thankyou! And im just making these boards for my friends. Something to put on the wall, impress a girl with etc.... I don't plan to make a lot to sell, but if anything the kids at the park will be into it.
To make a well selling graphic, avoid random trial-and-error attempts. Now you can always hire an art consultant, then weed out the failed artists one at a time while paying them for an hour or two of their time. But in the meantime, let's take a look at and see how you can do things in a much more sensible and economically viable way. We suggest your newly blossoming company enlist the aid of SLAPS highly talented photo shop artists.
Image these cutting and riveting tails of lust inscribed in Comic Sans vectors on the bottom of a beautiful deck with your name on it. Envision your striving success as a young entrepreneur, with a large disposable income and harlots hanging off your prepubescent shoulders. SLAP can make it happen my friend.
(http://i.imgur.com/ssXrKH9.jpg)
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Your first board should be all white and under the right rear wheel, it should say 'tho'.
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Your first board should be all white and under the right rear wheel, it should say 'tho'.
what if he's goofy?
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It doesn't matter if the graphic is facing up.
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jesus fucking christ dude
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It doesn't matter if the graphic is facing up.
what if he's darksliding?
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thankyou! And im just making these boards for my friends. Something to put on the wall, impress a girl with etc.... I don't plan to make a lot to sell, but if anything the kids at the park will be into it.
To make a well selling graphic, avoid random trial-and-error attempts. Now you can always hire an art consultant, then weed out the failed artists one at a time while paying them for an hour or two of their time. But in the meantime, let's take a look at and see how you can do things in a much more sensible and economically viable way. We suggest your newly blossoming company enlist the aid of SLAPS highly talented photo shop artists.
Image these cutting and riveting tails of lust inscribed in Comic Sans vectors on the bottom of a beautiful deck with your name on it. Envision your striving success as a young entrepreneur, with a large disposable income and harlots hanging off your prepubescent shoulders. SLAP can make it happen my friend.
(http://i.imgur.com/ssXrKH9.jpg)
Even for me this is fucking horrible, just atrocious that fool should be hunted down and shot like a fuckin vermit, but I think its most likley fake deep web stuff.
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thankyou! And im just making these boards for my friends. Something to put on the wall, impress a girl with etc.... I don't plan to make a lot to sell, but if anything the kids at the park will be into it.
To make a well selling graphic, avoid random trial-and-error attempts. Now you can always hire an art consultant, then weed out the failed artists one at a time while paying them for an hour or two of their time. But in the meantime, let's take a look at and see how you can do things in a much more sensible and economically viable way. We suggest your newly blossoming company enlist the aid of SLAPS highly talented photo shop artists.
Image these cutting and riveting tails of lust inscribed in Comic Sans vectors on the bottom of a beautiful deck with your name on it. Envision your striving success as a young entrepreneur, with a large disposable income and harlots hanging off your prepubescent shoulders. SLAP can make it happen my friend.
(http://i.imgur.com/ssXrKH9.jpg)
I definitely dont back this idea but I back you for posting it Tay.
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thankyou! And im just making these boards for my friends. Something to put on the wall, impress a girl with etc.... I don't plan to make a lot to sell, but if anything the kids at the park will be into it.
To make a well selling graphic, avoid random trial-and-error attempts. Now you can always hire an art consultant, then weed out the failed artists one at a time while paying them for an hour or two of their time. But in the meantime, let's take a look at and see how you can do things in a much more sensible and economically viable way. We suggest your newly blossoming company enlist the aid of SLAPS highly talented photo shop artists.
Image these cutting and riveting tails of lust inscribed in Comic Sans vectors on the bottom of a beautiful deck with your name on it. Envision your striving success as a young entrepreneur, with a large disposable income and harlots hanging off your prepubescent shoulders. SLAP can make it happen my friend.
(http://i.imgur.com/ssXrKH9.jpg)
What the hell is wrong with you
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It doesn't matter if the graphic is facing up.
what if he's darksliding?
In that case no directional navigation will apply. Darkslides hereby exist beyond the pale.
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I definitely dont back this idea but I DON'T back you for posting it Tay.
:'(
da fuq did i just read?
thanks for ruining my afternoon...
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It doesn't matter if the graphic is facing up.
what if he's darksliding?
In that case no directional navigation will apply. Darkslides hereby exist beyond the pale.
alright i'll maybe do this to a board. why's it the rear right wheel?
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This is fucking regular, you can't just turn yourself and your stupid ass friends pro...this is ruining what it means to actually be professional. If you want to pick up girls, make business cards , make yourself CEO ... It's way cheaper than a batch of boards and you won't hurt skateboarding
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Is your company called Mocha Skateboards?
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What the fuck why would someone post that deep web shit?
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Try Difter out of georgia
http://www.drifterskate.com/ (http://www.drifterskate.com/)
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I definitely dont back this idea but I DON'T back you for posting it Tay.
:'(
da fuq did i just read?
thanks for ruining my afternoon...
I owe you an apology, sorry for ruining your afternoon. :( I assure you it's a complete work of fiction, no human body can hang in such a position without asphyxiating in an hours time. I'll stick to wholesome family friendly posts in the future.
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Can a mod shut this thread down or something...
Like some kids will eventually read that post on this thread
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I definitely dont back this idea but I DON'T back you for posting it Tay.
:'(
da fuq did i just read?
thanks for ruining my afternoon...
I owe you an apology, sorry for ruining your afternoon. :( I assure you it's a complete work of fiction, no human body can hang in such a position without asphyxiating in an hours time. I'll stick to wholesome family friendly posts in the future.
that was pretty horrible but it made me look into it like 'this can't be real?' so i guess it was interesting in some fashion. please continue to post fucked up stuff, not all the time but at least some of the time.
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Gofundme. Ask for 20k minimum. This is the way to do it, yezzir I do not lie.
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I definitely dont back this idea but I DON'T back you for posting it Tay.
:'(
da fuq did i just read?
thanks for ruining my afternoon...
I owe you an apology, sorry for ruining your afternoon. :( I assure you it's a complete work of fiction, no human body can hang in such a position without asphyxiating in an hours time. I'll stick to wholesome family friendly posts in the future.
that was pretty horrible but it made me look into it like 'this can't be real?' so i guess it was interesting in some fashion. please continue to post fucked up stuff, not all the time but at least some of the time.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106471/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106471/)
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fuck i hate the internet.
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I definitely dont back this idea but I DON'T back you for posting it Tay.
:'(
da fuq did i just read?
thanks for ruining my afternoon...
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Wow who the fuck stole my college essay?
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Something to put on the wall, impress a girl with etc....
Go get 'em tiger.
(http://i.imgur.com/EDbQFL7.jpg)