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Title: Is this weird as fuck?
Post by: 360 frip on September 09, 2015, 02:07:31 PM
Woke up at 4:00 am to read this story. Is it really odd?

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/sep/09/woman-allegedly-tricked-into-sex-with-friend-pretending-to-be-man-lesbian-court-told (http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/sep/09/woman-allegedly-tricked-into-sex-with-friend-pretending-to-be-man-lesbian-court-told)
Title: Re: Is this weird as fuck?
Post by: essal on September 09, 2015, 02:28:40 PM
yes it's pretty odd.

this is my favorite weird thing from this week, even though it's pretty "normal":
Fully Loaded Handgun Found in Suspect's Vagina (http://www.policemag.com/channel/weapons/news/2015/09/08/fully-loaded-handgun-found-in-female-s-vagina.aspx) aka a fully loaded clit
Title: Re: Is this weird as fuck?
Post by: Righteous Victim on September 09, 2015, 02:51:24 PM
I remember a lady on Jerry Springer who was engaged to a guy who brought her on the show to tell her he was also a lady. She was displeased and said it was over.
Title: Re: Is this weird as fuck?
Post by: Dark Knight on September 09, 2015, 03:12:36 PM
I don't understand how anyone could fall for this.  Seems so unbelievable.
Title: Re: Is this weird as fuck?
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on September 09, 2015, 04:00:23 PM
Woman who claims she was tricked into really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, court told.
Title: Re: Is this weird as fuck?
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on September 09, 2015, 05:14:54 PM
edit: essal beat me to it!!!
waaaaay fucked up
Title: Re: Is this weird as fuck?
Post by: Tay on September 09, 2015, 07:14:42 PM
I remember a lady on Jerry Springer who was engaged to a guy who brought her on the show to tell her he was also a lady. She was displeased and said it was over.

Jerry Springer is an opportunist who exploits the less fortunate by shaming them with scripted scenarios. The participates are paid handsomely to make mockeries of themselves. How any sane person with tact finds his show entertaining is beyond me.
Title: Re: Is this weird as fuck?
Post by: Righteous Victim on September 09, 2015, 07:19:38 PM
I was about 11 years old.
Title: Re: Is this weird as fuck?
Post by: shit_for_brains on September 09, 2015, 08:50:30 PM
Typical ignorant 11 year olds.

It's possible these people were genuinely tricked, since you have to be pretty fucking stupid to get tricked by something.
Title: Re: Is this weird as fuck?
Post by: Rafiki on September 09, 2015, 11:06:08 PM
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I remember a lady on Jerry Springer who was engaged to a guy who brought her on the show to tell her he was also a lady. She was displeased and said it was over.
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Jerry Springer is an opportunist who exploits the less fortunate by shaming them with scripted scenarios. The participates are paid handsomely to make mockeries of themselves. How any sane person with tact finds his show entertaining is beyond me.
I have a friend who owns a local shop that was on Jerry Springer.The theme was that he was only gay to pick up women and his gay lover was pissed. All fake, still hilarious.
Title: Re: Is this weird as fuck?
Post by: 360 frip on September 09, 2015, 11:48:01 PM
I wonder if they buried this story because it has disappeared from the front page?

It almost could have been a dream.

"The jury was shown packaging found in Newland's flat after her arrest, which had contained an "ultra cyberskin penis". Did make me chuckle but the whole covering her face during movies was fucking strange.

Surprised people aren't in here claiming there is way more valid strange news that isn't being reported.

The face of the woman with the loaded handgun in her vag is classic too. I guess it might give you that kind of expression.

This was in the news yesterday too.

Welcome to "animal crush"... Jesus Christ.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/sep/09/houston-woman-convicted-animal-crush-fetish-porn-videos (http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/sep/09/houston-woman-convicted-animal-crush-fetish-porn-videos)
Title: Re: Is this weird as fuck?
Post by: shit_for_brains on September 09, 2015, 11:54:06 PM
"Ultra cyberskin penis" sounds expensive
Title: Re: Is this weird as fuck?
Post by: 360 frip on September 10, 2015, 12:11:03 AM
"Ultra cyberskin penis" sounds expensive

Possibly quite tech too. Maybe pulsating veins and produces realistic knob cheese?
Title: Re: Is this weird as fuck?
Post by: wallieD on September 10, 2015, 12:45:04 AM
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I remember a lady on Jerry Springer who was engaged to a guy who brought her on the show to tell her he was also a lady. She was displeased and said it was over.
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Jerry Springer is an opportunist who exploits the less fortunate by shaming them with scripted scenarios. The participates are paid handsomely to make mockeries of themselves. How any sane person with tact finds his show entertaining is beyond me.
[close]
I have a friend who owns a local shop that was on Jerry Springer.The theme was that he was only gay to pick up women and his gay lover was pissed. All fake, still hilarious.
was he scamming the show? jerry was on howard stern and i think he said it was all real down to the paperwork, but the guests could be lying. jerry was also a politician so you can't really trust him
Title: Re: Is this weird as fuck?
Post by: Rafiki on September 10, 2015, 02:47:23 AM
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I remember a lady on Jerry Springer who was engaged to a guy who brought her on the show to tell her he was also a lady. She was displeased and said it was over.
[close]

Jerry Springer is an opportunist who exploits the less fortunate by shaming them with scripted scenarios. The participates are paid handsomely to make mockeries of themselves. How any sane person with tact finds his show entertaining is beyond me.
[close]
I have a friend who owns a local shop that was on Jerry Springer.The theme was that he was only gay to pick up women and his gay lover was pissed. All fake, still hilarious.
[close]
was he scamming the show? jerry was on howard stern and i think he said it was all real down to the paperwork, but the guests could be lying. jerry was also a politician so you can't really trust him
None of its real man.
Title: Re: Is this weird as fuck?
Post by: tobey on September 10, 2015, 09:45:22 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0vnHp48y8A (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0vnHp48y8A#)