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Title: Noah's Ark was real!
Post by: h00man on July 05, 2016, 06:34:23 PM
Haha only in America....is Kentucky this stupid?

http://www.nola.com/business/index.ssf/2016/07/noahs_ark_kentucky.html (http://www.nola.com/business/index.ssf/2016/07/noahs_ark_kentucky.html)
Title: Re: Noah's Ark was real!
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on July 06, 2016, 08:57:03 AM
now let's hope that the sinners will be washed away soon. otherwise they'd be looking real dumb
Title: Re: Noah's Ark was real!
Post by: sleepypancakes on July 06, 2016, 09:31:51 AM
The creation museum is a half hour or so south of me, I went once for shits and giggles, and laughed my ass off at a model t-rex eating a pineapple.
Title: Re: Noah's Ark was real!
Post by: botefdunn on July 06, 2016, 09:40:58 AM
no way, they filmed it on the same sound stage as the lunar landing, anybody with any fiming experience (but only vx- and not that 2000 or 2100 crap either) can tell it's a hoax by the shadows of the hippos when they're coming up the ramp.
Title: Re: Noah's Ark was real!
Post by: h00man on July 06, 2016, 10:18:18 AM
The creation museum is a half hour or so south of me, I went once for shits and giggles, and laughed my ass off at a model t-rex eating a pineapple.

well according to Jesus, God said Moses shall command t-rexes to eat pineapple...right?
Title: Re: Noah's Ark was real!
Post by: 4LOM on July 06, 2016, 04:29:22 PM
Waste of space to take a male and female dinosaur

Life Finds A Way (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMjQ3hA9mEA#)
Title: Re: Noah's Ark was real!
Post by: chilllyboy on July 06, 2016, 09:37:06 PM
$100 million budget??? Noah could have built a rocket ship with those kind of sheckels.
Title: Re: Noah's Ark was real!
Post by: brycickle on July 07, 2016, 12:09:13 PM
The creation museum is a half hour or so south of me, I went once for shits and giggles, and laughed my ass off at a model t-rex eating a pineapple.
Wait, Jesus is made out of pineapples?
Title: Re: Noah's Ark was real!
Post by: Casey Jones on July 08, 2016, 09:59:20 AM
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The creation museum is a half hour or so south of me, I went once for shits and giggles, and laughed my ass off at a model t-rex eating a pineapple.
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Wait, Jesus is made out of pineapples?

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