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Title: KOTR episodes
Post by: Silky Johnson on May 26, 2017, 04:49:04 PM
The Quickest Piss in the West!: KING OF THE ROAD (Full Episode) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7Kz8rf1UKI&feature=youtu.be#)
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: tobey on May 26, 2017, 04:53:17 PM
About 1:30 in and I already want to turn it off because of Andy Roy
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Post by: MexicanSpaniard on May 26, 2017, 05:18:01 PM
About 1:30 in and I already want to turn it off because of Andy Roy

thank you for this post, now I know not to even bother clicking on it, shit just reading it I could hear that jackass hooting and hollering
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: tobey on May 26, 2017, 05:32:59 PM
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About 1:30 in and I already want to turn it off because of Andy Roy
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thank you for this post, now I know not to even bother clicking on it, shit just reading it I could hear that jackass hooting and hollering

He's just a child. Like I imagine that whenever the cameras are around he will make a hissy fit or try to get their attention
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: Silky Johnson on May 26, 2017, 05:42:56 PM
After the first challenge he doesn't really appear anymore in the episode, just fast forward a bit and enjoy the challenges and Dan Lu's beautiful mother
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on May 26, 2017, 07:18:18 PM
I liked it, I'm more hyped on this years teams than last years. I'm rooting for Enjoi!!!
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Post by: Dr-Feelgood on May 26, 2017, 07:33:53 PM
Says video is not available? I thought it wasnt out till June 8th anyway
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: one80 on May 26, 2017, 07:38:37 PM
I liked it, I'm more hyped on this years teams than last years. I'm rooting for Enjoi!!!
they looked strong with Jackson and enzo
Jackson is fucking crazy talented
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on May 26, 2017, 07:51:45 PM
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I liked it, I'm more hyped on this years teams than last years. I'm rooting for Enjoi!!!
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they looked strong with Jackson and enzo
Jackson is fucking crazy talented

I was really surprised on how many points he got the team. Could definitely be MVP.
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: CHONGO on May 26, 2017, 08:03:57 PM
I thought this was coming out June 8th?
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on May 26, 2017, 09:09:28 PM
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I liked it, I'm more hyped on this years teams than last years. I'm rooting for Enjoi!!!
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they looked strong with Jackson and enzo
Jackson is fucking crazy talented
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I was really surprised on how many points he got the team. Could definitely be MVP.

Unless this is Burnett, wtf you talking about.


Also, I believe the vid posted was from last years - they're all online now or whatever
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: one80 on May 26, 2017, 09:21:00 PM
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I liked it, I'm more hyped on this years teams than last years. I'm rooting for Enjoi!!!
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they looked strong with Jackson and enzo
Jackson is fucking crazy talented
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I was really surprised on how many points he got the team. Could definitely be MVP.
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Unless this is Burnett, wtf you talking about.


Also, I believe the vid posted was from last years - they're all online now or whatever
wrong and wronger
episode posted was for this year's KOTR
guarantee you'll backtrack once you watch lmao
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: Francis Xavier on May 26, 2017, 10:00:22 PM
Cool surprise,hope the other episodes get uploaded eventually after airing,who knows how long it'll be til' Thrasher posts clips
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: tkp on May 26, 2017, 10:02:55 PM
This shit is hilarious.

Jake's nuke Norway quote was fucked up, especially when the USA has a psychopath at the helm and that shit could actually happen.

In regards to drinking someone else's piss:
"Piss is actually quite safe to drink," says Dr. W. H., "assuming the person making the piss has healthy kidneys and isn't dripping with the clap." Hope your team mates ain't got no STDs.

"All bets are off if you're drinking the piss of someone who's got horrendous kidneys," Dr. W. H. adds. "The biggest danger would be drinking urine from someone with an infection that's living downstream from the kidneys, such as gonorrhea, chlamydia, or some type of bladder infection." - http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove?oid=419087 (http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove?oid=419087)

Gravette's ditch double trick was on another level, battling gravity to flip out of that tail stall real quick.

Jackson knocked out those ledge tricks.

Looking forward to the rest of the series...
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: left knee cap on May 26, 2017, 10:17:10 PM
If the video isn't working, it's because you aren't in the US (like me).

Here's the alternative link if you wanna watch it.
 
http://www.youpak.com/watch?v=D7Kz8rf1UKI (http://www.youpak.com/watch?v=D7Kz8rf1UKI)
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: CHONGO on May 26, 2017, 10:58:23 PM
This shit is hilarious.

Jake's nuke Norway quote was fucked up, especially when the USA has a psychopath at the helm and that shit could actually happen.

In regards to drinking someone else's piss:
"Piss is actually quite safe to drink," says Dr. W. H., "assuming the person making the piss has healthy kidneys and isn't dripping with the clap." Hope your team mates ain't got no STDs.

"All bets are off if you're drinking the piss of someone who's got horrendous kidneys," Dr. W. H. adds. "The biggest danger would be drinking urine from someone with an infection that's living downstream from the kidneys, such as gonorrhea, chlamydia, or some type of bladder infection." - http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove?oid=419087 (http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove?oid=419087)

Gravette's ditch double trick was on another level, battling gravity to flip out of that tail stall real quick.

Jackson knocked out those ledge tricks.

Looking forward to the rest of the series...

the nuke quote got me also. Fucking classic
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: doomstation55 on May 27, 2017, 12:32:49 AM
It felt like they set up enjoi as the underdogs but having raemers for tranny, enzo for stair shit, and jackson they seem to have the best team.

I think that beagle might be low key one of the best dudes and it's fun to watch the double slap to fist bump on tv camera.
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: Roisto on May 27, 2017, 12:42:29 AM
If the video isn't working, it's because you aren't in the US (like me).

Here's the alternative link if you wanna watch it.
 
http://www.youpak.com/watch?v=D7Kz8rf1UKI (http://www.youpak.com/watch?v=D7Kz8rf1UKI)

Doing god's work! Thanks man.



Overall I didn't like it all that much. Enjoi is cool though. Louie is the best. I hope they win. I hope the following episodes are less annoying.
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: Dwyck on May 27, 2017, 12:48:22 AM
thank god this is back on
my ankle's busted so i'm gonna spend my whole summer drooling to this stuff on my mom's couch
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: Francis Xavier on May 27, 2017, 06:48:41 AM
I think the biggest reason to watch is that there's no Clint or birdhouse.
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on May 27, 2017, 06:51:56 AM
After the first challenge he doesn't really appear anymore in the episode, just fast forward a bit and enjoy the challenges and Dan Lu's beautiful mother

I had a few drinks and a smoke, he wasn't too bad after that, didn't see dans mom though
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: Jerkstore on May 27, 2017, 07:07:19 AM
this is already a hell of a lot better than last year. there was something about birdhouse's jockness and chocolate's smugness that made it so unappealing.

I think enjoi are going to take it this year too
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: snowman600 on May 27, 2017, 07:52:02 AM
"I got tits!"
-Jamie Foy

Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: iKobrakai on May 27, 2017, 07:55:34 AM
Did I just watch a grown man take a dump? Oh, well...
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: Silky Johnson on May 27, 2017, 11:36:23 AM
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After the first challenge he doesn't really appear anymore in the episode, just fast forward a bit and enjoy the challenges and Dan Lu's beautiful mother
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I had a few drinks and a smoke, he wasn't too bad after that, didn't see dans mom though
Towards the end of the episode they go to Dan Lu's house and she's there
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: Steve Buscemi on May 27, 2017, 03:01:09 PM
I'm going to miss the Sinclair/Billy dynamic. I don't know why so many people are stoked on Clint not being around, his jock shit was entertaining as fuck.

Also, Louie seems like such a good dude. Listening to him explain how he was trying to make the Enjoi dudes 'more gnarly' had me dying.
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: Paul Cicero on May 27, 2017, 03:06:19 PM
Andy Roy might be the worlds most annoying human.
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: madtragic on May 27, 2017, 03:16:14 PM
Andy Roy Clint Walker might be the worlds most annoying human.

agreed

Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: NickDagger on May 27, 2017, 03:17:06 PM
Anybody remember that random website clip of Andy Roy punching a drunk darren naveratte?

Wonder if there's any tension with Creature and Andy Roy left from that?
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: Zurg on May 27, 2017, 04:42:29 PM
jackson pingaz is so good
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: IcanthelpitImfromMilwaukee on May 27, 2017, 05:27:10 PM
Andy Roy might be the worlds most annoying human.
I liked when they were introducing Enjoi, him spewing nonsense and Louie kind of just passing him laughing like he was a religious kook with a megaphone talking about the end of days on a street corner or something. No one seemed amused he was there.
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: The Woodsman on May 27, 2017, 08:08:17 PM
I'm going to miss the Sinclair/Billy dynamic. I don't know why so many people are stoked on Clint not being around, his jock shit was entertaining as fuck.

Also, Louie seems like such a good dude. Listening to him explain how he was trying to make the Enjoi dudes 'more gnarly' had me dying.

I love that after they skated the ditch someone said "should we put the dirt back" and his tone seemed so bummed that anyone would even mention it when he said no.
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on May 27, 2017, 09:12:14 PM
Praise Louie.
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on May 28, 2017, 01:43:47 AM
Beagle is the funniest dude. Pilz rips so hard Enjoi might win.
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: LifeHammered on May 28, 2017, 05:38:40 AM
To those wondering why this is out already and free on YouTube, I'm pretty sure viceland does this with the first episode of any series. You'll have to wait for the thrasher versions after this I'm guessing, unless ya take the bait and pay 🙄
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: Righteous Victim on May 28, 2017, 05:39:36 AM
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Andy Roy might be the worlds most annoying human.
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I liked when they were introducing Enjoi, him spewing nonsense and Louie kind of just passing him laughing like he was a religious kook with a megaphone talking about the end of days on a street corner or something. No one seemed amused he was there.
I like when Phelps says all that "suck my dick" stuff and then Andy says "that's right" and they cut to Burnett just standing there.
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Post by: pizzafliptofakie on May 28, 2017, 07:03:21 AM
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Andy Roy might be the worlds most annoying human.
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I liked when they were introducing Enjoi, him spewing nonsense and Louie kind of just passing him laughing like he was a religious kook with a megaphone talking about the end of days on a street corner or something. No one seemed amused he was there.
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I like when Phelps says all that "suck my dick" stuff and then Andy says "that's right" and they cut to Burnett just standing there.

Even though it may not be too hard in that company, I like how Burnett comes off as at least kind of thoughtful. He pretty much politely told Anthony Shetler that he was saying some dumb shit when he was on his show and Anthony was talking about girls and being a "nice guy" for some reason.
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: fulfillthedream on May 28, 2017, 10:01:05 AM
Anybody remember that random website clip of Andy Roy punching a drunk darren naveratte?

Wonder if there's any tension with Creature and Andy Roy left from that?

from what i recall it was a video of him having a drunk rant at naveratte, said something like "fuck creature fuck transworld"
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: bo bice on May 28, 2017, 10:37:15 AM
literal war > listening to andy and phelps try to make sentences with words
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Post by: Nigerian Prince on May 28, 2017, 10:39:29 AM
First have 3 dudes from each team waste their energy and 1 dude crack his skull for no reason. Then have everyone drink their pee because you missed the first dude do it. Andy and Jake are pros.
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Post by: bo bice on May 28, 2017, 10:40:42 AM
staggeringly embarrassing
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Post by: Eskorbut0 on May 28, 2017, 12:13:04 PM
The skateboarding in this is beyond fucked. Double board slash by Ben  :o Idk why there are so many jackass stunts though, it's really sickening, and we haven't even gotten to the butt chug yet. Butt chug piss? double points?
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: heckler on May 28, 2017, 12:37:01 PM
Gravette seems like a little bitch. My money's on Enjoi -- no energy drink hats and Cliff in the driver's seat.
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Post by: essal on May 28, 2017, 02:13:53 PM
enjoi seems like a fucking powerhouse. i'll put my money on them despite being very stoked on the idea of Kevin winning KOTR.
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Post by: Dr-Feelgood on May 28, 2017, 02:44:33 PM
Anybody remember that random website clip of Andy Roy punching a drunk darren naveratte?

Wonder if there's any tension with Creature and Andy Roy left from that?

I was looking for this clip, couldnt find it anywhere.
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Post by: botefdunn on May 28, 2017, 03:12:56 PM
pretty juvenile

really enjoyed it
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Post by: tkp on May 28, 2017, 05:27:36 PM
To those wondering why this is out already and free on YouTube, I'm pretty sure viceland does this with the first episode of any series. You'll have to wait for the thrasher versions after this I'm guessing, unless ya take the bait and pay 🙄

tvshow = "kotr"

while tvshow != free
{
  open (http://google.com (http://google.com))
  search "watch" + tvshow + "free"
}
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Post by: Peter Zagreus on May 28, 2017, 05:45:51 PM
pretty juvenile

really enjoyed it

This Is Skateboarding
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Post by: Patey on May 28, 2017, 09:22:49 PM
none of these links work for me, what gives
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: stratosphere on May 28, 2017, 09:30:27 PM
I think Andy created a challenge only for himself where he says "fuck" and variants of "fuck" more often than previous years. He's on track to just saying "fuckin' welcome to fuckin' king of the fuckin road now fuckin' go jump down that fuckin' 15 fuckin' set"
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: shark tits on May 28, 2017, 09:42:31 PM
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I think Andy created a challenge only for himself where he says "fuck" and variants of "fuck" more often than previous years. He's on track to just saying "fuckin' welcome to fuckin' king of the fuckin road now fuckin' go jump down that fuckin' 15 fuckin' set"
he sounds giddy when he gives the disclaimer 'bad language!'
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Post by: Madam, I'm Adam on May 28, 2017, 10:17:14 PM
literal war
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Post by: Gabriel on May 29, 2017, 06:20:29 AM
louie = everything that is right in skateboarding
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Post by: Mark Renton on May 29, 2017, 06:51:59 AM
That Russell kid looks like a mix between Mike Sinclair jr. and a thumb.
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Post by: stratosphere on May 29, 2017, 07:03:33 AM
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I think Andy created a challenge only for himself where he says "fuck" and variants of "fuck" more often than previous years. He's on track to just saying "fuckin' welcome to fuckin' king of the fuckin road now fuckin' go jump down that fuckin' 15 fuckin' set"
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he sounds giddy when he gives the disclaimer 'bad language!'

Ha, I know. He's so excited that he doesn't get bleeped out on VICE
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Post by: Chuck Gender on May 29, 2017, 11:08:38 AM
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To those wondering why this is out already and free on YouTube, I'm pretty sure viceland does this with the first episode of any series. You'll have to wait for the thrasher versions after this I'm guessing, unless ya take the bait and pay 🙄
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tvshow = "kotr"

while tvshow != free
{
  open (http://google.com (http://google.com))
  search "watch" + tvshow + "free"
}
;D
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: MintySandwhich on May 29, 2017, 11:39:42 AM
I like this show, It's stupid and hilarious

I like that Louie is just having fun with it.

"No more light beers guys! We need Jack Daniels, we need to get ganrly!" hahahahaha
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Post by: mattchew on May 29, 2017, 11:46:17 AM
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I'm going to miss the Sinclair/Billy dynamic. I don't know why so many people are stoked on Clint not being around, his jock shit was entertaining as fuck.

Also, Louie seems like such a good dude. Listening to him explain how he was trying to make the Enjoi dudes 'more gnarly' had me dying.
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I love that after they skated the ditch someone said "should we put the dirt back" and his tone seemed so bummed that anyone would even mention it when he said no.

I noticed this too, so sick.
Louie is the fucking best.
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Post by: Master Roshi on May 29, 2017, 02:07:05 PM
Louie doing a ho-ho was the best
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Post by: offkilter on May 29, 2017, 03:18:25 PM
Think about how cringey the first episode was last year, it definitely got better from there.
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Post by: MostlyLurkin' on May 29, 2017, 04:55:47 PM
enjoi seems like a fucking powerhouse. i'll put my money on them despite being very stoked on the idea of Kevin winning KOTR.

Norwegian, huh?
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Post by: planman on May 29, 2017, 05:34:40 PM
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To those wondering why this is out already and free on YouTube, I'm pretty sure viceland does this with the first episode of any series. You'll have to wait for the thrasher versions after this I'm guessing, unless ya take the bait and pay
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tvshow = "kotr"

while tvshow != free
{
  open (http://google.com (http://google.com))
  search "watch" + tvshow + "free"
}
Jesus that killed me
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: OldieButFrenchie on May 30, 2017, 09:47:51 AM
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/WJtMf7XsniWek/giphy.gif)


aaaaaand the frenchman of the year award goes to my man Lucas, style icon, for getting his own challenge on KOTR!!
why the hell do they call those dolphin shorts by the way?

now I hope we get to see the rest of this soon............
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: coyote2425 on May 30, 2017, 09:48:27 AM
Clint better be a fucking mystery guest.
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Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on May 30, 2017, 10:13:18 AM
I think the biggest reason to watch is that there's no Clint or birdhouse.

Don't worry, Vice will create a new villain team for this year! Clearly they have already decided to characterize Enjoi as the good guys (not that its too hard to do). Is this your first reality show series you guys have seen? Somebody is ALWAYS the villain and drama is ALWAYS manufactured. Its good for ratings.
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Post by: doomstation55 on May 30, 2017, 10:21:15 AM
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I think the biggest reason to watch is that there's no Clint or birdhouse.
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Don't worry, Vice will create a new villain team for this year! Clearly they have already decided to characterize Enjoi as the good guys (not that its too hard to do). Is this your first reality show series you guys have seen? Somebody is ALWAYS the villain and drama is ALWAYS manufactured. Its good for ratings.

It's why that one season of OIAM worked because they were able to make Forrest the 'villain' and then the next one was a disaster because they tried to hard with that and manufactured contest drama.
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Post by: essal on May 30, 2017, 12:00:27 PM
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enjoi seems like a fucking powerhouse. i'll put my money on them despite being very stoked on the idea of Kevin winning KOTR.
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Norwegian, huh?
yeah and he is a homie
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Post by: Francis Xavier on May 30, 2017, 12:39:37 PM
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I think the biggest reason to watch is that there's no Clint or birdhouse.
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Don't worry, Vice will create a new villain team for this year! Clearly they have already decided to characterize Enjoi as the good guys (not that its too hard to do). Is this your first reality show series you guys have seen? Somebody is ALWAYS the villain and drama is ALWAYS manufactured. Its good for ratings.
I'm gonna say Sam Hitz or someone on Creature will be the villian, Deathwish went soft unless Mike Plumb loses his shit
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Post by: Righteous Victim on May 30, 2017, 12:53:00 PM
Ben Raemers will be the surprise twist villain.
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Post by: Francis Xavier on May 30, 2017, 12:55:07 PM
Ben Raemers will be the surprise twist villain.
If someone brings up his sisters tits
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Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on May 30, 2017, 01:15:28 PM
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I think the biggest reason to watch is that there's no Clint or birdhouse.
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Don't worry, Vice will create a new villain team for this year! Clearly they have already decided to characterize Enjoi as the good guys (not that its too hard to do). Is this your first reality show series you guys have seen? Somebody is ALWAYS the villain and drama is ALWAYS manufactured. Its good for ratings.
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I'm gonna say Sam Hitz or someone on Creature will be the villian, Deathwish went soft unless Mike Plumb loses his shit
Yeah, but the set up where they show deathwish dusting the spot, then cut to Enjoi being like "They wrecked the spot! Should we wreck the spot for the next team? Nah, fuck that shit man" makes it seem like they are at least candidates.
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Post by: heckler on May 30, 2017, 01:30:51 PM
It seems like Creature is definitely being set up for villain status. Gravette's quick "our dude should have won it" voiceover reminded me a lot of when the Birdhouse van was suspicious of Toy Machine cheating on their first challenges last year.

Gravette still seems like a crybaby, though.
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Post by: MostlyLurkin' on May 30, 2017, 01:37:28 PM
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enjoi seems like a fucking powerhouse. i'll put my money on them despite being very stoked on the idea of Kevin winning KOTR.
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Norwegian, huh?
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yeah and he is a homie

haha, same here actually  ;)
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: Roisto on May 30, 2017, 01:39:46 PM
It seems like Creature is definitely being set up for villain status. Gravette's quick "our dude should have won it" voiceover reminded me a lot of when the Birdhouse van was suspicious of Toy Machine cheating on their first challenges last year.

Gravette still seems like a crybaby, though.

Last time they were on they wrecked some DIY spot with sledgehammers. I thought that was lame as fuck even though I enjoyed their stuff otherwise and been a fan of Gravette since then.
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Post by: tobey on May 30, 2017, 01:45:20 PM
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It seems like Creature is definitely being set up for villain status. Gravette's quick "our dude should have won it" voiceover reminded me a lot of when the Birdhouse van was suspicious of Toy Machine cheating on their first challenges last year.

Gravette still seems like a crybaby, though.
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Last time they were on they wrecked some DIY spot with sledgehammers. I thought that was lame as fuck even though I enjoyed their stuff otherwise and been a fan of Gravette since then.

If I remember correctly they made that spot to get challenges. So it's not like they destroyed a local DIY
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: heckler on May 30, 2017, 01:50:16 PM
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It seems like Creature is definitely being set up for villain status. Gravette's quick "our dude should have won it" voiceover reminded me a lot of when the Birdhouse van was suspicious of Toy Machine cheating on their first challenges last year.

Gravette still seems like a crybaby, though.
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Last time they were on they wrecked some DIY spot with sledgehammers. I thought that was lame as fuck even though I enjoyed their stuff otherwise and been a fan of Gravette since then.
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If I remember correctly they made that spot to get challenges. So it's not like they destroyed a local DIY
It's still pretty weak. If I remember correctly, AWS came in and fucked the spot up afterwards without the help of DIY. I always thought that was a nice little poke in Creature's eye.
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Post by: tobey on May 30, 2017, 02:04:08 PM
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It seems like Creature is definitely being set up for villain status. Gravette's quick "our dude should have won it" voiceover reminded me a lot of when the Birdhouse van was suspicious of Toy Machine cheating on their first challenges last year.

Gravette still seems like a crybaby, though.
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Last time they were on they wrecked some DIY spot with sledgehammers. I thought that was lame as fuck even though I enjoyed their stuff otherwise and been a fan of Gravette since then.
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If I remember correctly they made that spot to get challenges. So it's not like they destroyed a local DIY
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It's still pretty weak. If I remember correctly, AWS came in and fucked the spot up afterwards without the help of DIY. I always thought that was a nice little poke in Creature's eye.

I totally forgot AWS was ever on King of the Road
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: SIMPLY on May 30, 2017, 02:19:50 PM
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Anybody remember that random website clip of Andy Roy punching a drunk darren naveratte?

Wonder if there's any tension with Creature and Andy Roy left from that?
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from what i recall it was a video of him having a drunk rant at naveratte, said something like "fuck creature fuck transworld"

I remember recently on his Instagram somebody commented saying he should tour with creature or something, and he replied saying he'd rather eat shit and die or something along those lines...
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: apow on May 30, 2017, 02:21:53 PM
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Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: Hevonen on May 30, 2017, 02:49:34 PM
It seems like Creature is definitely being set up for villain status. Gravette's quick "our dude should have won it" voiceover reminded me a lot of when the Birdhouse van was suspicious of Toy Machine cheating on their first challenges last year.

Gravette still seems like a crybaby, though.

Thought they would've given him the points for fuckin him up with that weak ass ramp. Whoever built that should be kicking himself in the head. Crazy how these guys can take a slam like that and just walk it off, I'd be out for a month after that
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: BacksideWallride on May 30, 2017, 03:27:06 PM
Deathwish will be the bad guys. Lizard was the first to sabotage a spot and even threw in a "fuck them" comment as they were leaving... That being said, the producers as mentioned will nudge these guys into good and bad. The wonders of editing...
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: sharkin on May 30, 2017, 03:29:48 PM
Ben Raemers will be the surprise twist villain.

He'll step up for the "Clint Walker Challenge"- Hit an opposing team's skater with your board -- 50 pts


should be worth more considering it'll push the slap thread 3 pages overnight when it airs
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: Righteous Victim on May 30, 2017, 07:02:38 PM
Anyone know the song that plays when enjoi is first introduced? "♫ Whaaaat happened to my heart? ♪ whaaaat happened to my sooouuooouul? ♫" Tried googling the lyrics and can't find it.
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: via on May 31, 2017, 07:51:49 AM
Why is there such an emphasis on eating/drinking gross stuff? You don't really need to do it more than once, seems kinda one dimensional.
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: Francis Xavier on May 31, 2017, 08:23:54 AM
Why is there such an emphasis on eating/drinking gross stuff? You don't really need to do it more than once, seems kinda one dimensional.
Fresh ideas kind of run slim for something that's been going on for so long , I won't be surprised if there will be a GG Allin challenge next
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: NickDagger on May 31, 2017, 09:27:57 AM
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Anybody remember that random website clip of Andy Roy punching a drunk darren naveratte?

Wonder if there's any tension with Creature and Andy Roy left from that?
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from what i recall it was a video of him having a drunk rant at naveratte, said something like "fuck creature fuck transworld"
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I remember recently on his Instagram somebody commented saying he should tour with creature or something, and he replied saying he'd rather eat shit and die or something along those lines...

This is the original thread - the video on the original link was removed within a day or two if I remember:

http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?topic=63090.0 (http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?topic=63090.0)
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: Abyss1 on May 31, 2017, 10:03:31 AM
Why is there such an emphasis on eating/drinking gross stuff? You don't really need to do it more than once, seems kinda one dimensional.

Full on hated the piss drinking b2b shitting in a shoe...I get its KOTR but its almost like Bam and Steve-O should be in it with all the antics
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: doomstation55 on May 31, 2017, 10:06:40 AM
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Why is there such an emphasis on eating/drinking gross stuff? You don't really need to do it more than once, seems kinda one dimensional.
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Full on hated the piss drinking b2b shitting in a shoe...I get its KOTR but its almost like Bam and Steve-O should be in it with all the antics

Wouldn't be surprised if they got bam next year or something. Maybe have the mystery guests be MTV stars.

Bam
Sheckler
Dyrdek (highly doubt they'd ever get him to go along with any of the KOTR shit, when do you think the last time he rode in a van or stayed in a shitty hotel was?)
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on May 31, 2017, 12:58:00 PM
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Why is there such an emphasis on eating/drinking gross stuff? You don't really need to do it more than once, seems kinda one dimensional.
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Full on hated the piss drinking b2b shitting in a shoe...I get its KOTR but its almost like Bam and Steve-O should be in it with all the antics
Yeah, you can tell they are doing more gross out shit because there's the attempt at the mass appeal because its a tv show and all, but its dumb.
I liked Burnett's explanation of the twerk challenge last year, you could tell he wasn't into it, felt bad about it, and just kind of was going with the flow...
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: shit_for_brains on May 31, 2017, 01:14:50 PM
because sk8rs are so gnarly they drink piss.

I get why this is KOTR Season 2, but there were how many other ones before they became "official" and put it on TV? That's horse shit. This isn't the second one.
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: notcool on May 31, 2017, 06:08:20 PM
i sound dumb but how did they get this before june 8th?
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: yapple dapple on May 31, 2017, 09:24:32 PM
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Why is there such an emphasis on eating/drinking gross stuff? You don't really need to do it more than once, seems kinda one dimensional.
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Fresh ideas kind of run slim for something that's been going on for so long , I won't be surprised if there will be a GG Allin challenge next
Yes! I love it! Go to a demo take a shit in your hand and run around and try to smear it on all your fans...
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: Francis Xavier on May 31, 2017, 09:55:04 PM
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Why is there such an emphasis on eating/drinking gross stuff? You don't really need to do it more than once, seems kinda one dimensional.
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Fresh ideas kind of run slim for something that's been going on for so long , I won't be surprised if there will be a GG Allin challenge next
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Yes! I love it! Go to a demo take a shit in your hand and run around and try to smear it on all your fans...
Season 3 Andy Roy running circles holding his own shit while Burnett's just bummed
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Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: louie the taurus on June 01, 2017, 04:41:27 AM
Sam Hitz might be the Kenny Hotz of skateboarding.

Also, Jackson Pilz is the truth!
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on June 01, 2017, 11:57:59 AM
Have we discussed how rad it is that older, past his prime Louie Barletta showed those young bucks how to frontside grind that bank to wall by doing it first, like we used to when none of us wore helmets AND WE DRANK FROM THE HOSE.
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: Francis Xavier on June 01, 2017, 01:04:15 PM
Have we discussed how rad it is that older, past his prime Louie Barletta showed those young bucks how to frontside grind that bank to wall by doing it first, like we used to when none of us wore helmets AND WE DRANK FROM THE HOSE.
Yea man,that shit was great to watch happen
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: Shitbag on June 01, 2017, 05:21:30 PM
I know it's been said already but holy shit Andy Roy is painful and embarrassing to watch.
I don't know if I can handle the entire season, how long until they get to Hawaii?
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: Dr-Feelgood on June 01, 2017, 07:08:30 PM
because sk8rs are so gnarly they drink piss.

I get why this is KOTR Season 2, but there were how many other ones before they became "official" and put it on TV? That's horse shit. This isn't the second one.

I think that each time they say KOTR season 2, its like fuck, this has been a thing for years, i use to buy the dvds way back in the day. Shits always been entertaining as hell.

Anyway i think enjoi might take it this year, they got a very chilled innocent vibe to them but can get shit done. I think Jake Hayes will kill it for Deathwish and that little dude from Norway is going to be the secret weapon for Creature.
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: too much on June 01, 2017, 08:13:16 PM
When is #2 coming out?
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: EXTRA SPICY on June 01, 2017, 09:56:04 PM
When is #2 coming out?

If you're questioning it then you need more fiber.
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: badfomyhealth on June 02, 2017, 11:03:14 AM
I like when Phelps says all that "suck my dick" stuff and then Andy says "that's right" and they cut to Burnett just standing there.
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 10, 2017, 09:49:45 PM
Do dolphin shorts = gym shorts?  Noticed Foy put on some pants when they got to the ditch
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: TheDraught on June 11, 2017, 02:08:37 AM
Imagine going on a three week KOTR tour and then your TM says: you're rooming with Andy Roy.
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: KoRnholio8 on June 11, 2017, 08:36:53 AM
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When is #2 coming out?
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If you're questioning it then you need more fiber.


greatest reply ever.
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: CHONGO on June 11, 2017, 09:30:34 AM
I know it's been said already but holy shit Andy Roy is painful and embarrassing to watch.
I don't know if I can handle the entire season, how long until they get to Hawaii?


like one of the last few episodes.
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: coyote2425 on June 11, 2017, 02:16:06 PM
Imagine going on a three week KOTR tour and then your TM says: you're rooming with Andy Roy.

Dealbreaker.

Also, anyone else call BS on the port-o-potty peepee? Shoo poo was real, but I don't know about the piss...
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: cliff on June 12, 2017, 01:32:25 PM
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Imagine going on a three week KOTR tour and then your TM says: you're rooming with Andy Roy.
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Dealbreaker.

Also, anyone else call BS on the port-o-potty peepee? Shoo poo was real, but I don't know about the piss...

the piss was real for sure
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: DannyDee on June 16, 2017, 12:59:39 AM
Halfway through episode two. Really liking the teams so far for varying reasons. Enjoi is a team I've always loved, and I can't help but cheer for Sweet Lou (one of the best dudes around), although, I can't imagine what one of these in the early to mid days of Enjoi would be like with Jerry, Lou, Casewell, Jose and just for the insanity Puelo. Pillz rips, and Raemers has unintentional comedic gold in him. Deathwish is sick, the two ams are amazing and always produce gold footage. Creature is a team I never pay much attention to, but Gravett will be interesting.

On a side note, Dan Lu is another guy who has to be one of the most genuine and nicest dudes around. I have no doubt on why Greg Hunt gave him the full out ender treatment for his Vans part despite it not being the ender. In an industry filled with man-children, I'm glad a dude like him is legitimately hooked up with some of the best sponsors around.

No Birdhouse is a gift and a curse. They were amazing at the challenges and were just outright villains due to Clint.
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: tura on June 16, 2017, 01:47:49 AM
Apparently you gotta have cable to watch it on Vice but I found this one (episode two)

http://gorillavid.in/tgt7gartp1db (http://gorillavid.in/tgt7gartp1db)

Enjoi's got it I think. Pilz and Enzo have got it covered from both ends, plus Louie team leader.

Hyped on Lizard, seems like a kinda magical pixie like character. It was cool to see him working some white magick on Jake Hayes when he seemed like he was done.

Seems like Creature had it pretty easy this episode compared to the other two. Like Deathwish had to skate two cover-worthy spots and Enjoi's hazard suit dehydration challenge sounded pretty nightmarish. Creature just had to drink beer and skate a couple of wicked spots. Kevin Bekkel seems rad. He's reminding me of Axel from the last series
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: cuntzilla on June 16, 2017, 03:53:52 AM
Australians can watch it for free on sbs on demand. vpn might get you it too.
https://www.sbs.com.au/ondemand/video/967672899652 (https://www.sbs.com.au/ondemand/video/967672899652)
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Righteous Victim on June 16, 2017, 07:52:04 AM
Enzo's kickflip 50 onto a board was fucked. How long did that one take.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on June 16, 2017, 09:38:41 AM
https://www.viceland.com/en_us/video/king-of-the-road-is-this-safe/59401d0ead6178e9066668bd (https://www.viceland.com/en_us/video/king-of-the-road-is-this-safe/59401d0ead6178e9066668bd)



Enjoi chose a pretty fucked spot for the kickflip 5050. So far my money's on them.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: JB on June 16, 2017, 09:56:10 AM
really hyped on enjoi and i love seeing enzo and jackson kill it.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: cliff on June 16, 2017, 11:40:52 AM
Enzo's kickflip 50 onto a board was fucked. How long did that one take.

It was fucking insane! We got to the school around 12:30 for some reason the fence was open so I drove right up to the rail. we were checking it. a cop who we saw a ways a way in the parking lot cruised over real mellow. ask us where we were from and what we were doing. Louie and I spoke to him just "were on a skateboard style scavanger hunt" he was like "ok...well I don't care if you skate. I'm going to watch you guys eat shit a few times and I'm gone" haha it was very different from a cop encounter in socal.

We had to bondo a pretty gnarly crack and enzo took a few slams on that shitty ground. It was probably like 20ish tries. he was pretty much over it and made it right before giving up!

then I had to drive the crew 4 hours to El Paso texas. I got up at 8 am that days and went to bed at 7am...longest day of my life but totally worth it.
Title: Re: KOTR episode 1
Post by: Krooked antihero on June 16, 2017, 11:53:04 AM
Apparently you gotta have cable to watch it on Vice but I found this one (episode two)

http://gorillavid.in/tgt7gartp1db (http://gorillavid.in/tgt7gartp1db)

Enjoi's got it I think. Pilz and Enzo have got it covered from both ends, plus Louie team leader.

Hyped on Lizard, seems like a kinda magical pixie like character. It was cool to see him working some white magick on Jake Hayes when he seemed like he was done.

Seems like Creature had it pretty easy this episode compared to the other two. Like Deathwish had to skate two cover-worthy spots and Enjoi's hazard suit dehydration challenge sounded pretty nightmarish. Creature just had to drink beer and skate a couple of wicked spots. Kevin Bekkel seems rad. He's reminding me of Axel from the last series
Sir, I'd like to thank you very much for this link, would gnar if could.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Budo on June 16, 2017, 12:21:31 PM
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Enzo's kickflip 50 onto a board was fucked. How long did that one take.
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It was fucking insane! We got to the school around 12:30 for some reason the fence was open so I drove right up to the rail. we were checking it. a cop who we saw a ways a way in the parking lot cruised over real mellow. ask us where we were from and what we were doing. Louie and I spoke to him just "were on a skateboard style scavanger hunt" he was like "ok...well I don't care if you skate. I'm going to watch you guys eat shit a few times and I'm gone" haha it was very different from a cop encounter in socal.

We had to bondo a pretty gnarly crack and enzo took a few slams on that shitty ground. It was probably like 20ish tries. he was pretty much over it and made it right before giving up!

then I had to drive the crew 4 hours to El Paso texas. I got up at 8 am that days and went to bed at 7am...longest day of my life but totally worth it.

Oh my god, 23 hours awake after that gnarly day?!  Scientists should have studied all of your physiology and brain chemistry during that day, skaters can be a different breed of human.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Francis Xavier on June 16, 2017, 12:48:58 PM
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Enzo's kickflip 50 onto a board was fucked. How long did that one take.
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It was fucking insane! We got to the school around 12:30 for some reason the fence was open so I drove right up to the rail. we were checking it. a cop who we saw a ways a way in the parking lot cruised over real mellow. ask us where we were from and what we were doing. Louie and I spoke to him just "were on a skateboard style scavanger hunt" he was like "ok...well I don't care if you skate. I'm going to watch you guys eat shit a few times and I'm gone" haha it was very different from a cop encounter in socal.

We had to bondo a pretty gnarly crack and enzo took a few slams on that shitty ground. It was probably like 20ish tries. he was pretty much over it and made it right before giving up!

then I had to drive the crew 4 hours to El Paso texas. I got up at 8 am that days and went to bed at 7am...longest day of my life but totally worth it.
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Oh my god, 23 hours awake after that gnarly day?!  Scientists should have studied all of your physiology and brain chemistry during that day, skaters can be a different breed of human.
Especially after breaking rad all day!
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Fongstarr. on June 16, 2017, 01:13:55 PM
I did like a 2 hour sleep before driving like 4 hours and it was murder. Almost felt like falling sleep at the wheel. Coffee hardly did a damn thing there. It was tough.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: sheet on June 16, 2017, 01:25:20 PM
The character development is starting to get entertaining. That kickflip over the wallride was done perfectly. And of course Enzo. I thought Hitz was gonna be super dummy burnout but he seems like a funny good dude.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Grampa on June 16, 2017, 01:51:54 PM
I dunno if it's already been addressed, but you can watch it for free on viceland.com without having cable or whatever.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: BacksideWallride on June 16, 2017, 03:10:19 PM
Burnett trying to kill the Enjoi team? That was straight dangerous. And I'm more worried that they won't get the points because they weren't fully suited up, as they probably would have died if they did. You guys better give them a pass...
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Silky Johnson on June 16, 2017, 04:32:22 PM
Yeah i agree, that was pretty fucked
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: shit_for_brains on June 16, 2017, 04:56:24 PM
The only reason Burnett wouldn't give them the points would be because he's a sadist
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: tobey on June 16, 2017, 05:08:43 PM
Fuck yeah lets push energy drink sponsors for our show, thrasher so core and if you think otherwise then you are probably just a poser who wears thrasher but doesn't skate
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: el chino on June 16, 2017, 05:38:19 PM
Im not in the u.s.   how could i watch it?
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Dr-Feelgood on June 16, 2017, 08:37:09 PM
Deathwish and creature had it so damn mellow compared to enjoi, i legit felt bad for them, dangerous and stupid challenge, i could be more on board if they at least got to drink water while cooking in those hazmat suits. Three things that i did dig in that episode was Enzo's last trick obviously, Gravettes second natas spin and jake hayes kickflip was sick.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: danjtony on June 16, 2017, 10:05:03 PM
Im not in the u.s.   how could i watch it?
http://mywatchseries.to/serie/king_of_the_road (http://mywatchseries.to/serie/king_of_the_road)
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on June 16, 2017, 10:26:20 PM
Deathwish and creature had it so damn mellow compared to enjoi, i legit felt bad for them, dangerous and stupid challenge, i could be more on board if they at least got to drink water while cooking in those hazmat suits. Three things that i did dig in that episode was Enzo's last trick obviously, Gravettes second natas spin and jake hayes kickflip was sick.

I think they have a plan for each team and will try to give them equally difficult (or fucked) challenges overall but at different times during the trip to make the show more interesting on a per-episode basis.

Rooting for Enjoi, they killed it in this one.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: underknowledge on June 17, 2017, 03:52:58 AM
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Im not in the u.s.   how could i watch it?
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http://mywatchseries.to/serie/king_of_the_road (http://mywatchseries.to/serie/king_of_the_road)


give this guy a fucking trophy
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: mattchew on June 17, 2017, 06:45:33 AM
Rooting for enjoi--they kill it.
Deathwish is gnarly too.
Creature...sigh. Nope. That like bigspin natas spin was sick though.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Eskorbut0 on June 17, 2017, 08:20:20 AM
Cruel and unusual...
Foy was trying that rail with a recently rolled ankle...wtf!
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: bongboarder420 on June 17, 2017, 10:10:31 AM
Cruel and unusual...
Foy was trying that rail with a recently rolled ankle...wtf!

Forgot about him rolling his ankle, that was like a day before too. Wish he got that boardslide though would've been so sick
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: metsuri on June 17, 2017, 10:56:28 AM
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Im not in the u.s.   how could i watch it?
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http://mywatchseries.to/serie/king_of_the_road (http://mywatchseries.to/serie/king_of_the_road)

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give this guy a fucking trophy

I don't get it. How do you watch these? All I get is some gambling bullshit.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: childhood on June 17, 2017, 11:52:18 AM
There's always a bunch of pop-ups, but the GorillaVid links usually work for me if I keep clicking them.

It'll lie to you, and say you need to make an account sometimes too, but you don't really have to.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: metsuri on June 17, 2017, 12:18:11 PM
There's always a bunch of pop-ups, but the GorillaVid links usually work for me if I keep clicking them.

It'll lie to you, and say you need to make an account sometimes too, but you don't really have to.

No dice. I tried all GorillaVid links for episode 2 and never got past the make an account phase. Probably scored a million trojans while clicking away.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: doublesteveburger on June 17, 2017, 02:46:42 PM
Hey Viceland (and fuck it, Thrasher... Transworld) your video player is fucking dog shit and I hope you feel terrible about it.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Righteous Victim on June 17, 2017, 03:08:31 PM
Here's the source video on gorillavid. Takes a minute to start and I haven't watched it so it might be fucked. You can try downloading it too. Too lazy to check it out. If it's good you won't have to deal with ads.
http://50.7.164.242:8182/2goqw37at2u4tqukw34lhctclzohoctysjqqhyfpg2pfaplw2qo5qmmyhq/video.mp4 (http://50.7.164.242:8182/2goqw37at2u4tqukw34lhctclzohoctysjqqhyfpg2pfaplw2qo5qmmyhq/video.mp4)
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Francis Xavier on June 17, 2017, 03:13:13 PM
I'm in the US ,and viceland's website & app air each episode for a week for free. Most of the Thrasher edits end up on Youtube and some Vice episodes do to thanks to real heroes.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 18, 2017, 12:07:27 AM
They were making fun of Conover's appearance but he kinda resembled Duffy to me. 

Also, after that mini-ramp almost killed two guys, and that dumb no water thing (smart thing for your skate tv show to try and make people skate less) I'd be ready to cold cock Burnett for that fuckery.  Seriously don't realize the ramp was made out of particle board?
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: igrindtwinkies on June 18, 2017, 01:16:41 AM
no andy roy, i like it.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: danjtony on June 18, 2017, 03:43:42 AM
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Im not in the u.s.   how could i watch it?
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http://mywatchseries.to/serie/king_of_the_road (http://mywatchseries.to/serie/king_of_the_road)

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give this guy a fucking trophy
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I don't get it. How do you watch these? All I get is some gambling bullshit.


Try using adblock, it will still re-direct you to some bullshit, but it's not that bad. The "vidzi.tv" links usually work best for me.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: essal on June 18, 2017, 05:20:04 AM
Burnett trying to kill the Enjoi team? That was straight dangerous. And I'm more worried that they won't get the points because they weren't fully suited up, as they probably would have died if they did. You guys better give them a pass...
they could drink energy drinks but didn't want to. i mean it doesnt have to be redbull or some monster crap, you could drink powerade and gatorade...
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on June 18, 2017, 06:02:39 AM
Anyone else like how enjoi cuffed their chem suits?
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Burt Ward on June 18, 2017, 06:48:02 AM
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Burnett trying to kill the Enjoi team? That was straight dangerous. And I'm more worried that they won't get the points because they weren't fully suited up, as they probably would have died if they did. You guys better give them a pass...
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they could drink energy drinks but didn't want to. i mean it doesnt have to be redbull or some monster crap, you could drink powerade and gatorade...

They're not energy drinks.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: OldieButFrenchie on June 18, 2017, 06:55:40 AM
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Cruel and unusual...
Foy was trying that rail with a recently rolled ankle...wtf!
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Forgot about him rolling his ankle, that was like a day before too. Wish he got that boardslide though would've been so sick

that stood out to me too.......I mean rolling your ankle on first day of KOTR is pretty much the worst start....and then from the ditch onto that kinker ?? straight fucked
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Francis Xavier on June 18, 2017, 07:00:09 AM
Anyone else like how enjoi cuffed their chem suits?
Yes! Had to make em' stylin' right? I wouldve just gone full commando under that shit. Every team gets their fucked challenge,Enjoi just had to get broken first. Deathwish seemed to cry more and stress even though they took care of most of their stuff.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: JB on June 18, 2017, 07:06:30 AM
For gorillavid, have your close tab key command ready and close every new window or tab that opens after you click the play video button. It usually takes two or three tries before you can get it to play.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: BacksideWallride on June 18, 2017, 08:44:55 AM
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Burnett trying to kill the Enjoi team? That was straight dangerous. And I'm more worried that they won't get the points because they weren't fully suited up, as they probably would have died if they did. You guys better give them a pass...
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they could drink energy drinks but didn't want to. i mean it doesnt have to be redbull or some monster crap, you could drink powerade and gatorade...

Uhh no... If that was the case they'd be slamming Gatorade, Powerade...... Brawndo

Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: sheet on June 18, 2017, 08:48:23 AM
I would just guzzle monsters on camera, who gives a fuck. Or you could sneak a drink from the sink in the bathroom. I dunno if people still know about sink water though.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: SIMPLY on June 18, 2017, 12:54:12 PM
I damn near stopped watching after the trust fall bullshit

kotr sucks now and we all know it
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: SIMPLY on June 18, 2017, 12:59:44 PM
absolute garbage
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Francis Xavier on June 18, 2017, 02:50:38 PM
absolute garbage
Compared to the first few,yeah shit has gotten out of hand. It just went to another level being on TV for non skaters,of course there will be bullshit. Trust falls are lame, but Lizard shitting on a shoe hanging from a tree was funny.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: i used to skate on June 18, 2017, 06:25:45 PM
i think there's enough creative, skate related challenges -- front board with no bits onto another board, the board slide out of the ditch (although not a make), kick flip front 50 onto another board etc, along with the regular skate shit (jake hayes kf over the fence) -- to keep me watching. but i agree it is embarrassing and makes skaters look pretty lame. i wouldn't want to watch it with someone who doesn't skate thats for sure
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Tj_banna on June 18, 2017, 08:49:07 PM
Pilz or foy to turn pro on the awards night
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: igrindtwinkies on June 19, 2017, 04:22:18 AM
i agree that last years seemed more entertaining.  i'm hoping it get's better though.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: GatorsGhost on June 20, 2017, 11:58:03 AM
Would have been rad if they had given the homie Chapo a shout out on that ditch to double kink challenge.  He's the only person to ever step to it.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BSzOe86gW4p/?taken-by=blessed_friends (https://www.instagram.com/p/BSzOe86gW4p/?taken-by=blessed_friends)

I agree with everyone else who is sick of all the gross-out challenges.  More skating and less Andy Roy please.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: planman on June 20, 2017, 10:33:03 PM
I'm gonna need a gif of that "Dustin Dollin can't even touch you/you are so much better than him"
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: CHONGO on June 20, 2017, 11:10:15 PM
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Im not in the u.s.   how could i watch it?
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http://mywatchseries.to/serie/king_of_the_road (http://mywatchseries.to/serie/king_of_the_road)


lots of clicking and pop ups beware. but works great
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: TwisT on June 21, 2017, 05:12:30 AM
Would have been rad if they had given the homie Chapo a shout out on that ditch to double kink challenge.  He's the only person to ever step to it.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BSzOe86gW4p/?taken-by=blessed_friends (https://www.instagram.com/p/BSzOe86gW4p/?taken-by=blessed_friends)

I agree with everyone else who is sick of all the gross-out challenges.  More skating and less Andy Roy please.


The non skating public doesn't care who did the rail. They just want to see people drink pee. The trick challenges have gotten sicker. I power through it
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on June 21, 2017, 06:17:45 AM
I'm gonna need a gif of that "Dustin Dollin can't even touch you/you are so much better than him"

that was pretty much the only good part here. i wonder how much burnette cringes everytime he sees himself reading those scripted lines.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Jerkstore on June 21, 2017, 07:32:44 AM
I mean it's good but I'd much prefer watch an extended clip of enjoi man-handling those ledge challenges than watching someone drink urine for the fifth time in the same episode
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: handsclapanin on June 21, 2017, 04:01:36 PM
Would have been rad if they had given the homie Chapo a shout out on that ditch to double kink challenge.?  He's the only person to ever step to it.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BSzOe86gW4p/?taken-by=blessed_friends (https://www.instagram.com/p/BSzOe86gW4p/?taken-by=blessed_friends)

I agree with everyone else who is sick of all the gross-out challenges.?  More skating and less Andy Roy please.


Thanks for this. Next level skate nerdery. Or maybe you're a local and just know your scene. This is why I come to Slap.

They should have just put down some plywood on the dirt hill. do a little crook bonk and roll away. they never said you had to do the whole rail, right? just hit it from the ditch side.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Rafiki on June 22, 2017, 04:34:50 PM
Beagle and Louie make it worth watching.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: GHOSTFACE420 on June 22, 2017, 07:23:21 PM
https://www.viceland.com/en_us/video/king-of-the-road-handcuffed-in-hell-paso/59442456f6348fb85e5f3054 (https://www.viceland.com/en_us/video/king-of-the-road-handcuffed-in-hell-paso/59442456f6348fb85e5f3054)
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Budo on June 22, 2017, 09:56:54 PM
Geoff with the Phelps targets, so funny hahahah!

Geoff Rowley Punks the Phelper (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYQEl0Hh9IE#)
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on June 23, 2017, 03:04:41 AM
Beagle and Louie make it worth watching.

Indeed. Plus watching Jackson Pilz skate is pretty unreal.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Silky Johnson on June 23, 2017, 03:50:16 AM
I laughed way too hard at Sam Hitz getting smacked in the head by that board
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: BacksideWallride on June 23, 2017, 05:23:41 AM
That Hayes kid can't catch a break...

As for pro predictions, how is that Enzo kid not already pro, he fucking shreds
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Francis Xavier on June 23, 2017, 06:13:50 AM
Dude Enzo has to be fully on enjoi he is killing it. Deathwish seems to have it hard for the most part and Creature had fun til Hitz took one to the face.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: shit_for_brains on June 23, 2017, 06:15:50 AM
Cliff had a death grip on that umbrella after Jackson did the fs flip late shove.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on June 23, 2017, 07:52:47 AM
Anyone else feel like Creature has it really easy compared to the other two?
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: TwisT on June 23, 2017, 08:23:09 AM
Anyone else feel like Creature has it really easy compared to the other two?

well, their city challenge was to drink beer, skate a backyard bowl, then go bullshit on a bank.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: mattchew on June 23, 2017, 08:35:49 AM
Louie is a blessing. I laughed so hard when he whipped out the wig and later broke the table with the panda head on. So perfect.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Francis Xavier on June 23, 2017, 08:41:17 AM
Anyone else feel like Creature has it really easy compared to the other two?
Other than getting gnarliest slam pn the first day on the first challenge...sort of yea haha
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: tobey on June 23, 2017, 08:50:05 AM
I'm pretty fucking stoked on sober Lizard King. I laughed pretty hard over the shower debate

"Dude we will just get back and knockout"

"Yeah knockout, knockout a shower"
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: JB on June 23, 2017, 09:17:30 AM
if your girl calls you and asks permission to make out with one of the guys from KOTR, whats your answer?

for me i think it would depend on who shes kissing. chris russel wouldve gotten noed.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Fongstarr. on June 23, 2017, 05:59:04 PM
So far I think this is one hell of a KOTR. I just like seeing these guys personalities and it's nice not to hate on anyone.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on June 23, 2017, 06:07:31 PM
There's no way Enjoi isn't going to take it. Jackson is so fucking unreal, his level of talent is sooo next level.

Also agree that Creature is getting the easier challenges for sure!
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Righteous Victim on June 23, 2017, 06:17:06 PM
Louie is a blessing. I laughed so hard when he whipped out the wig and later broke the table with the panda head on. So perfect.
That was good; two handcuffed guys, one with a panda head, lurking around outside a convenience store.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: sharkin on June 23, 2017, 06:24:15 PM


fucking lizard king had me in tears during the shower
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: dam on June 23, 2017, 06:29:46 PM
for me i think it would depend on who shes kissing. chris russel wouldve gotten noed.
Who on creature would get the pass?

He was stoked on the triple generation though, hes still gonna bring that up when hes 70.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: NickDagger on June 23, 2017, 06:30:44 PM
Anybody got a link for episode 2?

Can't seem to get any of the ones here to work http://mywatchseries.to/serie/king_of_the_road (http://mywatchseries.to/serie/king_of_the_road)
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Noble Experiment on June 23, 2017, 07:52:11 PM
Yes, working links would be greatly appreciated. The vice video player is fucking terrible. It freezes everytime after a commercial plays.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: jpmulls on June 23, 2017, 09:50:51 PM
http://www.primewire.ag/watch-2777753-King-of-the-Road-online-free (http://www.primewire.ag/watch-2777753-King-of-the-Road-online-free) I use the openload.co link. There are popups so beware.
This Enzo story is heartwarming.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: nomis7 on June 23, 2017, 09:51:56 PM
pick openload as the server and make sure you close the ads real quick after you click play

https://yesmovies.to/movie/king-of-the-road-us-season-02-20994.html
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: igrindtwinkies on June 24, 2017, 12:07:48 AM
they stepped it up with that episode.  the first two of the season didn't impress me all that much.  hopefully this season turns out as good as last years.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Changes on June 24, 2017, 12:08:25 AM
Jackson Pilz MVP and Pro thanks
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: TwisT on June 24, 2017, 06:49:04 AM
Creature just get to bro down at backyard ramps while they keep sending deathwish to the gnarly shit.
I would have loved to see birdhouse vs enjoi.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Harem on June 24, 2017, 07:37:13 AM
How'd Lizard take his hood off while being handcuffed?
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: oyolar on June 24, 2017, 05:10:19 PM
I'm a few episodes behind but I just want to say that Dan Lu seems like the greatest human ever.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: snowman600 on June 24, 2017, 07:27:31 PM
they stepped it up with that episode. 
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: IcanthelpitImfromMilwaukee on June 24, 2017, 07:55:07 PM
So hanging out with Geoff Rowley is a challenge...
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: heckler on June 24, 2017, 09:54:09 PM
There's no doubt in my mind that Creature's gonna get their ass kicked with their next city challenge, not to mention they've barely touched the book.

The real question is, would you let Lizard King shower if you were handcuffed to him?
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: shit_for_brains on June 25, 2017, 09:03:36 AM
So hanging out with Geoff Rowley is a challenge...

I don't think I could do it.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on June 25, 2017, 09:05:09 AM
There's no doubt in my mind that Creature's gonna get their ass kicked with their next city challenge, not to mention they've barely touched the book.

The real question is, would you let Lizard King shower if you were handcuffed to him?

I think the fact that he wanted to shower at all is worthy of praise.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: AsianVegan on June 25, 2017, 11:45:37 PM
All the eps are up on Kodi if anyone's using that as their streaming go to. Season 1 is there as well.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: colt cannon lunchbox on June 26, 2017, 12:30:00 AM
Does anyone remember that interview with Andy Roy where he stated he was coming after Lizard King? Must have made the opening skatepark session pretty awkward.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on June 26, 2017, 12:48:19 AM
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So hanging out with Geoff Rowley is a challenge...
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I don't think I could do it.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Tj_banna on June 26, 2017, 02:29:54 AM
Enjoi win, Jackson Pilz MVP & goes pro
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: essal on June 26, 2017, 04:24:45 AM
The Creature team slams a lot of their head, Deathwish doesn't really do much and enjoi is just killing the book!
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: JB on June 26, 2017, 06:40:37 AM
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for me i think it would depend on who shes kissing. chris russel wouldve gotten noed.
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Who on creature would get the pass?

He was stoked on the triple generation though, hes still gonna bring that up when hes 70.

gravette could get one.


has rowley even spoken about the transition from vegan to ted nugent? pretty drastic lifestyle 180 in my opinion.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: oyolar on June 26, 2017, 12:05:02 PM
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There's no doubt in my mind that Creature's gonna get their ass kicked with their next city challenge, not to mention they've barely touched the book.

The real question is, would you let Lizard King shower if you were handcuffed to him?
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I think the fact that he wanted to shower at all is worthy of praise.

How would you not want to shower when you're spending literally all day skating in one of the hottest parts of the US? Also, Gravette talking about needing to shower because his fungus is coming back made me want to puke.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: MintySandwhich on June 26, 2017, 12:20:55 PM
How'd Lizard take his hood off while being handcuffed?

foreal though..
I'm calling bullshit
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Francis Xavier on June 26, 2017, 02:06:50 PM
Does anyone remember that interview with Andy Roy where he stated he was coming after Lizard King? Must have made the opening skatepark session pretty awkward.
Yeah, that was some time back and I'm sure they met and did whatever. Andy was fired up in that interview, I doubt anything happened otherwise you would of seen some strangeness
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Made In China on June 26, 2017, 03:49:58 PM
They had some good music in that newest episode with songs from Mild High Club and Lvl Up. I really hope Enjoi wins cause they're killing it
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Abyss1 on June 26, 2017, 04:02:46 PM
The Creature team slams a lot of their head, Deathwish doesn't really do much and enjoi is just killing the book!

Pilz is killin it
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: doomstation55 on June 26, 2017, 06:10:21 PM
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for me i think it would depend on who shes kissing. chris russel wouldve gotten noed.
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Who on creature would get the pass?

He was stoked on the triple generation though, hes still gonna bring that up when hes 70.
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gravette could get one.


has rowley even spoken about the transition from vegan to ted nugent? pretty drastic lifestyle 180 in my opinion.

I could be making this up, but isn't he now one of those dudes who only eats meat that he kills himself? That's consistent in a sense.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: CreepySweaty on June 26, 2017, 07:28:54 PM
has rowley even spoken about the transition from vegan to ted nugent? pretty drastic lifestyle 180 in my opinion.

 ;) ;) ;)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/a7/2b/0f/a72b0f4f71fe2ba032a589619bbbac11.jpg)
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: essal on June 28, 2017, 01:59:55 AM
damn i just realized that the webisodes or whatever they call them contain a lot of skating that isn't shown in the full episodes.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on June 28, 2017, 03:07:11 AM
damn i just realized that the webisodes or whatever they call them contain a lot of skating that isn't shown in the full episodes.
like last year? damn, when it is
like that i gotta watch the web-
isodes as well as off now. more
time lost. i hope it's worth it tho
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Jerkstore on June 28, 2017, 09:29:23 AM
unless andy roy sends clint walker after the enjoi team, they'll 100% win this thing
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Abyss1 on June 28, 2017, 10:17:23 AM
yoooooo Enjoi is sooo sick!!! much prefer the thrasher edit over the hour long viceland episodes
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on June 28, 2017, 06:30:19 PM
I could be making this up, but isn't he now one of those dudes who only eats meat that he kills himself? That's consistent in a sense.
I'm pretty sure he has claimed that multiple times and if you look at his interviews he said he went back to eating non-vegan due to health issues and poor recovery time. If that is true (?) then yeah, he's at least consistent in his stance of not wanting to support the mainstream meat/ dairy industry (although I don't know his stance on dairy is, does he milk mountain goats?). I wonder what he does on tour etc. tho...
In that sense I have no problem with him. My beef (pun) is with his lust for hunting and shooting shit in the head that doesn't need to be shot mixed with his subsequent claims of being a "conservationist".

***
currently on ep #2 and agree that enjoy have it WAY harder than creature. No water for the whole day? heatstroke is serious biz yo
Creature's whole image is drinking beer and skating pools/ ditches; they would have done that shit anyway.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: IcanthelpitImfromMilwaukee on June 29, 2017, 07:15:52 AM
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I could be making this up, but isn't he now one of those dudes who only eats meat that he kills himself? That's consistent in a sense.
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I'm pretty sure he has claimed that multiple times and if you look at his interviews he said he went back to eating non-vegan due to health issues and poor recovery time. If that is true (?) then yeah, he's at least consistent in his stance of not wanting to support the mainstream meat/ dairy industry (although I don't know his stance on dairy is, does he milk mountain goats?). I wonder what he does on tour etc. tho...
In that sense I have no problem with him. My beef (pun) is with his lust for hunting and shooting shit in the head that doesn't need to be shot mixed with his subsequent claims of being a "conservationist".

***
currently on ep #2 and agree that enjoy have it WAY harder than creature. No water for the whole day? heatstroke is serious biz yo
Creature's whole image is drinking beer and skating pools/ ditches; they would have done that shit anyway.
I heard he had a bet with Templeton that he could be vegan for 3 years or some shit. Don't know how valid that is.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Jerkstore on June 29, 2017, 09:09:52 AM
the new vice episode should be up today
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Righteous Victim on June 29, 2017, 09:47:38 AM
the new vice episode should be up today
Good work.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: louie the taurus on June 29, 2017, 10:35:28 AM
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the new vice episode should be up today
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Good work.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: shit_for_brains on June 29, 2017, 10:59:50 AM
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the new vice episode should be up today
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Good work.
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(http://cdn-static.denofgeek.com/sites/denofgeek/files/styles/main_wide/public/2017/01/sherlock_holmes.jpg?itok=rWgQ454n)
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: expired on June 29, 2017, 03:23:31 PM
finally found a good link to watch all of the past three episodes and jackson is mvp for sure, i'm sure he'll be getting a good amount of coverage out of kotr and after. I'm liking the teams this year, creature is having some good slams.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: shouldn't on June 29, 2017, 07:17:17 PM
apparently jackson pilz turned pro last night too along with jamie foy but it was un-announced, which leads me to believe they are going to make it a surprise at the end of the show. also enzo is am.

does anyone have a link to the new episode?
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: eastenders on June 29, 2017, 07:25:24 PM
Think the torrents are up on piratebay each thurs/fri
The show is fucking embarrassing.
Thrasher is the mtv of skateboarding.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Choad Muskrat on June 29, 2017, 08:09:24 PM
finally found a good link to watch all of the past three episodes and jackson is mvp for sure, i'm sure he'll be getting a good amount of coverage out of kotr and after. I'm liking the teams this year, creature is having some good slams.

so happy for you that you found a good link for episode 3. don't bother sharing pretty sure no one here wants to see it
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: childhood on June 29, 2017, 09:14:22 PM
ha the first three are all on that WatchSeries site everyone uses
http://mywatchseries.to/serie/king_of_the_road (http://mywatchseries.to/serie/king_of_the_road)
the fourth one should be up in the next day or so, i think
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Choad Muskrat on June 29, 2017, 10:07:06 PM
ha the first three are all on that WatchSeries site everyone uses
http://mywatchseries.to/serie/king_of_the_road (http://mywatchseries.to/serie/king_of_the_road)
the fourth one should be up in the next day or so, i think

thanks. trying to watch on an ipad so this should be a nightmare

if someone can post a direct link to gorilla vids i love u long time... it seems to work on iphone and ipad
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 29, 2017, 10:19:50 PM
I like that the stakes are so low this time around.  Lost a good villain in Birdhouse and everyone is just kinda there hanging out.   Deathwish seems like a bummer to tour with, creature have the obvious winners edit, enjoi seem fine/fun
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on June 29, 2017, 11:08:27 PM
Not a big fan of Chris Russel but fuck that was gnarly.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Choad Muskrat on June 29, 2017, 11:53:08 PM
Not a big fan of Chris Russel but fuck that was gnarly.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Silky Johnson on June 30, 2017, 03:24:30 AM
Lizard King is starting to come off like a douchebag, all that talk about points for someone who isn't doing much but bitching
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Dirtymac on June 30, 2017, 03:33:09 AM
Whats the exact title of the show on VICE?
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on June 30, 2017, 04:48:51 AM
Am i the only one that's been skipping the Creature parts?

Foy keeping the Deathwish team alive, kinda surprised on the lack of involvement from the rest of the team. They just don't seem 100% hyped to win it.

Pilz killing it as usual.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Jerkstore on June 30, 2017, 06:26:22 AM
Whats the exact title of the show on VICE?

believe or not

King of the Road
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: the snake on June 30, 2017, 06:38:45 AM
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Whats the exact title of the show on VICE?
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believe or not

Asian Butthole
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: heckler on June 30, 2017, 07:12:30 AM
Lizard King is starting to come off like a douchebag, all that talk about points for someone who isn't doing much but bitching
Loved how his idea of "paying dues" isn't jumping over that massive gap, but jumping rope. I wish Jon Dickson was skating more.

Can't really add much more beyond Enjoi is killing it, but Gravette's "wanna be on Viceland? Me neither." made me laugh.

(http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/2015/06/nuts-and-gum-simpsons.jpg)
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: JB on June 30, 2017, 07:49:52 AM
i feel like i need to wash my hands after watching dudes shit out of a tree.

also, all the episodes are on viceland.com
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: shark tits on June 30, 2017, 07:54:38 AM
i miss sweet lou's haircut but he kinda has a john stamos thing going on now. i'm sure fans of fullhouse were sad to see the mullet go too.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Choad Muskrat on June 30, 2017, 08:41:01 AM
also, all the episodes are on viceland.com

Thanks tips. I'll move to the US until the last episode
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: shit_for_brains on June 30, 2017, 08:55:33 AM
They really capture how boring it is to watch someone try something all day
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Fongstarr. on June 30, 2017, 09:40:10 AM
They really capture how boring it is to watch someone try something all day

For real. It looks fucking stressful just looking at the other teammates looking at the skater doing the trick. Kind of puts light in what MJ or Carroll goes through when they filmed Fully Flared.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: aloftystandard on June 30, 2017, 09:53:18 AM
https://www.viceland.com/en_us/video/king-of-the-road-handcuffed-in-hell-paso/59442456f6348fb85e5f3054 (https://www.viceland.com/en_us/video/king-of-the-road-handcuffed-in-hell-paso/59442456f6348fb85e5f3054)
THIS LINK > your bullshit popup guerrilla links
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: i used to skate on June 30, 2017, 09:58:40 AM
does anyone have a link to watch the episodes in HD? i don't see a way to change settings on the watchseries/gorilla links.  Viceland works fine for me, but only for a week and i missed episode 3.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: MintySandwhich on June 30, 2017, 10:02:23 AM
Seems like Foy is the only one actually skating on Deathwish, or maybe that's just Viceand's editing which makes it look like that.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on June 30, 2017, 10:54:50 AM
jake hayes. but
he hurt himself
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: shit_for_brains on June 30, 2017, 11:05:03 AM
Thankfully Neen and Lizard are there to pick up the slack....
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Francis Xavier on June 30, 2017, 12:37:51 PM
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Lizard King is starting to come off like a douchebag, all that talk about points for someone who isn't doing much but bitching
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Loved how his idea of "paying dues" isn't jumping over that massive gap, but jumping rope. I wish Jon Dickson was skating more.

Can't really add much more beyond Enjoi is killing it, but Gravette's "wanna be on Viceland? Me neither." made me laugh.

(http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/2015/06/nuts-and-gum-simpsons.jpg)
Lizard's a crybaby bitch.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: GOATMOON on June 30, 2017, 03:59:29 PM
Youtube link for anyone who'd prefer to watch it there: https://youtu.be/OFi13WV68jc
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: GHOSTFACE420 on June 30, 2017, 05:45:25 PM
yo deathwish rap best part of ep.4 beagle really said "its your boy beagle1 i got the golden angle"
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Silky Johnson on June 30, 2017, 06:26:15 PM
Beagle actually had a nice flow, I was feeling his verse
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: snowman600 on June 30, 2017, 06:30:05 PM
"Do you want to be on Vice tv ma'am? yeah, me neither."
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: offkilter on June 30, 2017, 10:20:52 PM
Don't Foy and Chris Russel pretty much have the same body type or am I trippin
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Pretty Serious on June 30, 2017, 11:07:37 PM
James Craig reminds me of Al Calavicci the hologram on Quantum Leap.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: DannyDee on June 30, 2017, 11:56:01 PM
Don't Foy and Chris Russel pretty much have the same body type or am I trippin
Same frame, different approach to filling it in.
Seems like Foy is the only one actually skating on Deathwish, or maybe that's just Viceand's editing which makes it look like that.
Agreed, Hayes was killing it before he got injured. Neen should have given that gap at least a couple epic heel flip attempts.

Louie is great for the show though. Just such an upbeat personality.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: sharkin on July 01, 2017, 07:18:35 AM
Any one of those dozens upon dozens of slams on the 540 eggplant would have had me out for a week.

Chris Russell is a machine
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on July 03, 2017, 12:17:05 AM
I heard he had a bet with Templeton that he could be vegan for 3 years or some shit. Don't know how valid that is.
that would actually be the most logically consistent explanation for his whole vegan phase

***

some thoughts: (and I haven't hit ep. 4 yet)

- creature seems like they have it waaaaay too easy. Shoot guns, do some tranny tricks on an extension and then eat dead shit? Again, isn't that just a normal day for their team? I think it would have been more challenging if they made them actually skin an animal that Rowley shot.

- I'm enjoying enjoi (pun) much more than I thought I would. Ben seems super conservative though "OMG you guys will have to piss together". I knew about Jackson Pilz but I didn't really know how GNARLY the dude is, definite MVP-er

- Neen came through on that 18 stair and fresh outta surgery? fucking burly, I couldn't never imagine stepping to an 18 stair even on a good day

- Gotta love that that husband was straight up like, "did you show them your tits?" with that wife at the starbucks

- handcuff challenges are fucking gnarly, it hurt just watching most of them (homophobia included)
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Jerkstore on July 03, 2017, 06:19:14 AM
surprised james craig hasn't done anything trick-wise so far, I could definitely see him stepping up to some manual and ledge challenges
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: heckler on July 03, 2017, 06:23:11 AM
I don't think team managers are allowed to get points anymore? I feel like Cliff alluded to that in a recent episode.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Francis Xavier on July 03, 2017, 06:53:16 AM
At least this episode made everything seem like a competition for once and not just enjoi killing the book. Still think Deathwish will squeak by
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: CHONGO on July 03, 2017, 11:30:03 AM
anyone got a legit working link that doesn't make you sign up for some horse shit? I used one of the ones provided to watch episode 1 and 2 a little bit ago. But now they shit the bed.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Roisto on July 03, 2017, 11:46:00 AM
Loved that Dickson bathroom line.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: el chino on July 06, 2017, 01:28:17 PM
anyone got a legit working link that doesn't make you sign up for some horse shit? I used one of the ones provided to watch episode 1 and 2 a little bit ago. But now they shit the bed.
click on the gorilla vid link, then click the watchnow green thingy, the there you go
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on July 07, 2017, 04:14:48 AM
John Motta rules.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Silky Johnson on July 07, 2017, 04:18:00 AM
I was so stoked when he showed up^
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Jerkstore on July 07, 2017, 06:30:43 AM
new episode up on vice
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: ill_Murray on July 07, 2017, 06:55:26 AM
Jerry Gurney is too fucking annoying, idk how those dudes spent a whole day with him
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: tobey on July 07, 2017, 07:51:12 AM
Did Thrasher already announce the mystery guests earlier in the year and I just completely forgot?
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: shit_for_brains on July 07, 2017, 09:11:44 AM
Did Thrasher already announce the mystery guests earlier in the year and I just completely forgot?

Yeah they had videos of them on their site months ago
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: heckler on July 07, 2017, 09:37:35 AM
Creature once again with nothing to do. Psyched to see John Motta in the mix, though.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: bongboarder420 on July 07, 2017, 09:42:02 AM
Did Thrasher already announce the mystery guests earlier in the year and I just completely forgot?

I think the guests are Nora, Lacey baker, and Samaria brevvard
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Roisto on July 07, 2017, 09:50:41 AM
That blunt to benihana fakie was fucking awesome!   :o

All sorts of amazing stuff in this episode. Gotta love Jerry Guerney & John Motta.

Also for how gnarly Jamie Foy is, he seems like an incredible pussy about some very normal stuff. Puking because of guacamole? Seriously?  ???
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Sarcasm on July 07, 2017, 09:50:53 AM
Where are you guys watching this? Link?
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: RCB3 on July 07, 2017, 10:05:49 AM
Where are you guys watching this? Link?

https://www.viceland.com/en_us/video/king-of-the-road-feel-the-splat-baby/59568a06d978e31b73496a15 (https://www.viceland.com/en_us/video/king-of-the-road-feel-the-splat-baby/59568a06d978e31b73496a15)

I feel like Jackson is the best all around skater ever. Really hoping Enjoi wins. Ben talking about how it feels nice taking the shot with the cow tongue was hilarious.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: essal on July 07, 2017, 10:21:10 AM
that blunt benihana was fucked.

and foy puking from eating guac  ??? ??? ???
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Francis Xavier on July 07, 2017, 11:05:32 AM
that blunt benihana was fucked.

and foy puking from eating guac  ??? ??? ???
Pinche gabacho
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: childhood on July 07, 2017, 11:23:46 AM
VertIsDead has been posting photos and some text from the first KOTR article:

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-s1OEgarFxsY/WV-GyLOqCaI/AAAAAAAAIzc/7iHKTzL30ukpvI3Hpx8qM3qPnUzpOPyxACLcBGAs/s1600/dandrehoblkotr02.jpg)
http://vertisdead.blogspot.com (http://vertisdead.blogspot.com)
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 07, 2017, 01:59:58 PM
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Did Thrasher already announce the mystery guests earlier in the year and I just completely forgot?
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I think the guests are Nora, Lacey baker, and Samaria brevvard

I'd be bummed if i was the one who wasn't assigned to enjoi
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: childhood on July 07, 2017, 02:59:06 PM
I want a Foy and Lizard fight before this thing is all over.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Francis Xavier on July 07, 2017, 03:52:08 PM
I want a Foy and Lizard fight before this thing is all over.
They're like stepbrothers
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: dees52 on July 07, 2017, 03:56:48 PM
Raemers being subtitled was my highlight.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Space Monkey on July 08, 2017, 08:35:46 AM
Why do they keep giving Creature such easy challenges?
Hang out with Rowley, hang out with Jaws...
Give them a real challenge of hanging out with Andy Roy for more than 2 minutes.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Noble Experiment on July 08, 2017, 09:17:56 AM
Me last episode: "man, creature has been getting off pretty easy these last few episodes, they're for sure gonna make up for it by giving them some fucked up challenges soon like they've been giving to enjoi and deathwish"

This episode: creature plays with paintballs and goes to a bubble bath rave while Deathwish had to clean and skate a bunch of dirty tunnels and enjoi had to hang out with an obnoxious metalhead all day. Gee, i wonder which team got off easy there?
Tune in next week when creature have to pick daisies from a flower field for 150 points.

Overall though it was a pretty good episode; that hells doorway sesh (was that what that spot was called? I can't remember,  but y'all know what I'm talking about) that Deathwish did got really heavy; that spot looks so scary but also super fun at the same time. So far for every spot that Deathwish has hit up there's only been like one or two people skating while everyone else was just sitting down and watching, but pretty much everyone on the team got up and was skating for this one and everyone got tricks too so that was cool to see.
Also that chick that lizard made out with was fine as hell.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: shit_for_brains on July 08, 2017, 09:47:15 AM
Neen is for sure going to get MVP/his board pulled in the next season or two
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Cthulhu! on July 08, 2017, 10:00:15 AM
Gravette is a consummate professional.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Mr. Fink on July 08, 2017, 07:46:32 PM
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I want a Foy and Lizard fight before this thing is all over.
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They're like stepbrothers

They are the Billy and Sinclair of this year.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: jpmulls on July 08, 2017, 09:44:32 PM
Me last episode: "man, creature has been getting off pretty easy these last few episodes, they're for sure gonna make up for it by giving them some fucked up challenges soon like they've been giving to enjoi and deathwish"

This episode: creature plays with paintballs and goes to a bubble bath rave while Deathwish had to clean and skate a bunch of dirty tunnels and enjoi had to hang out with an obnoxious metalhead all day. Gee, i wonder which team got off easy there?
Tune in next week when creature have to pick daisies from a flower field for 150 points.

Overall though it was a pretty good episode; that hells doorway sesh (was that what that spot was called? I can't remember,  but y'all know what I'm talking about) that Deathwish did got really heavy; that spot looks so scary but also super fun at the same time. So far for every spot that Deathwish has hit up there's only been like one or two people skating while everyone else was just sitting down and watching, but pretty much everyone on the team got up and was skating for this one and everyone got tricks too so that was cool to see.
Also that chick that lizard made out with was fine as hell.
I think he caught some feelings for her.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 08, 2017, 11:31:21 PM
Why do they keep giving Creature such easy challenges?
Hang out with Rowley, hang out with Jaws...
Give them a real challenge of hanging out with Andy Roy for more than 2 minutes.

They should make it challenging like "find someone skating a Creature board in the wild"
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Mark Renton on July 09, 2017, 04:01:17 AM
That Gravette backflip in the paintball war! lmao I died laughing. He should have his own show.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: ill_Murray on July 09, 2017, 01:31:44 PM
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Why do they keep giving Creature such easy challenges?
Hang out with Rowley, hang out with Jaws...
Give them a real challenge of hanging out with Andy Roy for more than 2 minutes.
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They should make it challenging like "find someone skating a Creature board in the wild"

I have a feeling it's because of Gravette. 

Producers/Burnett know that Gravette will do literally anything they give him so they're purposely giving the harder stuff to the other teams because they know it will cause more drama/conflict. 

Hopefully this means that later Creature stuff will be extra gnarly. 
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on July 09, 2017, 11:00:01 PM
gravette is a good bloke.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on July 10, 2017, 12:45:16 AM
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Why do they keep giving Creature such easy challenges?
Hang out with Rowley, hang out with Jaws...
Give them a real challenge of hanging out with Andy Roy for more than 2 minutes.
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They should make it challenging like "find someone skating a Creature board in the wild"
ZING!!!
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 10, 2017, 01:43:18 AM
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Me last episode: "man, creature has been getting off pretty easy these last few episodes, they're for sure gonna make up for it by giving them some fucked up challenges soon like they've been giving to enjoi and deathwish"

This episode: creature plays with paintballs and goes to a bubble bath rave while Deathwish had to clean and skate a bunch of dirty tunnels and enjoi had to hang out with an obnoxious metalhead all day. Gee, i wonder which team got off easy there?
Tune in next week when creature have to pick daisies from a flower field for 150 points.

Overall though it was a pretty good episode; that hells doorway sesh (was that what that spot was called? I can't remember,  but y'all know what I'm talking about) that Deathwish did got really heavy; that spot looks so scary but also super fun at the same time. So far for every spot that Deathwish has hit up there's only been like one or two people skating while everyone else was just sitting down and watching, but pretty much everyone on the team got up and was skating for this one and everyone got tricks too so that was cool to see.
Also that chick that lizard made out with was fine as hell.
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I think he caught some feelings for her.

Who is this make out challenge for?  I get it was an alright thing to do, but there's no reason to keep it going.  I don't know anyone who wants to see skaters make out and I'm still a little bummed out on JJ after his year.

After watching the Big Brother doc where Burnett admitted that he emulated (he said ripped off) the BB tour article style, it makes sense that KOTR spawned from ripping off that BB idea of devoting a whole issue to a tour and the antics involved.  the problem is, Burnett is a dork trying to "cool guy out" with a bunch of toughies so he's working hard to take things to the next level which he just doesn't have in him and feels gross and inauthentic when it comes out him.   mannequin hand gonz photos and eggplant 540s are great skate nerdy stuff.  shit in a shoe from a tree is something little kids who watched jack ass would think of.  it's just a thing that involves poo in not particularly excited or revelatory way.  Burnett just needs to realize he's Patrick Fugit.  He'll never be in Stillwater and Penny Lane aint gonna give it to him
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Jerkstore on July 10, 2017, 04:26:51 AM
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Me last episode: "man, creature has been getting off pretty easy these last few episodes, they're for sure gonna make up for it by giving them some fucked up challenges soon like they've been giving to enjoi and deathwish"

This episode: creature plays with paintballs and goes to a bubble bath rave while Deathwish had to clean and skate a bunch of dirty tunnels and enjoi had to hang out with an obnoxious metalhead all day. Gee, i wonder which team got off easy there?
Tune in next week when creature have to pick daisies from a flower field for 150 points.

Overall though it was a pretty good episode; that hells doorway sesh (was that what that spot was called? I can't remember,  but y'all know what I'm talking about) that Deathwish did got really heavy; that spot looks so scary but also super fun at the same time. So far for every spot that Deathwish has hit up there's only been like one or two people skating while everyone else was just sitting down and watching, but pretty much everyone on the team got up and was skating for this one and everyone got tricks too so that was cool to see.
Also that chick that lizard made out with was fine as hell.
[close]
I think he caught some feelings for her.
[close]

Who is this make out challenge for?  I get it was an alright thing to do, but there's no reason to keep it going.  I don't know anyone who wants to see skaters make out and I'm still a little bummed out on JJ after his year.

After watching the Big Brother doc where Burnett admitted that he emulated (he said ripped off) the BB tour article style, it makes sense that KOTR spawned from ripping off that BB idea of devoting a whole issue to a tour and the antics involved.  the problem is, Burnett is a dork trying to "cool guy out" with a bunch of toughies so he's working hard to take things to the next level which he just doesn't have in him and feels gross and inauthentic when it comes out him.   mannequin hand gonz photos and eggplant 540s are great skate nerdy stuff.  shit in a shoe from a tree is something little kids who watched jack ass would think of.  it's just a thing that involves poo in not particularly excited or revelatory way.  Burnett just needs to realize he's Patrick Fugit.  He'll never be in Stillwater and Penny Lane aint gonna give it to him

Yeh, a lot of the challenges which are already cringey to begin with become so much worse after Burnett tries to cool-guy explain them to the camera
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: i used to skate on July 10, 2017, 11:41:51 AM
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Me last episode: "man, creature has been getting off pretty easy these last few episodes, they're for sure gonna make up for it by giving them some fucked up challenges soon like they've been giving to enjoi and deathwish"

This episode: creature plays with paintballs and goes to a bubble bath rave while Deathwish had to clean and skate a bunch of dirty tunnels and enjoi had to hang out with an obnoxious metalhead all day. Gee, i wonder which team got off easy there?
Tune in next week when creature have to pick daisies from a flower field for 150 points.

Overall though it was a pretty good episode; that hells doorway sesh (was that what that spot was called? I can't remember,  but y'all know what I'm talking about) that Deathwish did got really heavy; that spot looks so scary but also super fun at the same time. So far for every spot that Deathwish has hit up there's only been like one or two people skating while everyone else was just sitting down and watching, but pretty much everyone on the team got up and was skating for this one and everyone got tricks too so that was cool to see.
Also that chick that lizard made out with was fine as hell.
[close]
I think he caught some feelings for her.
[close]

Who is this make out challenge for?  I get it was an alright thing to do, but there's no reason to keep it going.  I don't know anyone who wants to see skaters make out and I'm still a little bummed out on JJ after his year.

After watching the Big Brother doc where Burnett admitted that he emulated (he said ripped off) the BB tour article style, it makes sense that KOTR spawned from ripping off that BB idea of devoting a whole issue to a tour and the antics involved.  the problem is, Burnett is a dork trying to "cool guy out" with a bunch of toughies so he's working hard to take things to the next level which he just doesn't have in him and feels gross and inauthentic when it comes out him.   mannequin hand gonz photos and eggplant 540s are great skate nerdy stuff.  shit in a shoe from a tree is something little kids who watched jack ass would think of.  it's just a thing that involves poo in not particularly excited or revelatory way.  Burnett just needs to realize he's Patrick Fugit.  He'll never be in Stillwater and Penny Lane aint gonna give it to him

Thank you. Thrasher please take notice.  Shit in a shoe isn't gonna get you any crossover anyway, if anything it will look lame to skaters and the general public alike.  Same with the makeout shit.  Do we think (m)any non-skaters even watch this shit consistently?  Seems like there should be enough skaters interested to sustain a viceland show, but i could be wrong.  Either way, shit in a shoe isn't gonna do it.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Francis Xavier on July 10, 2017, 12:38:10 PM
Shitting on a scooter kid is more applicable. The make out challenge grew after dudes were racking up numbers of smooches and cold sores,its kind of whatever to see,but an easy way to make points
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: frontflip on July 10, 2017, 03:15:07 PM
Shitting in a shoe is meh, but when its out of a tree its dope. Makeouts are cool but if they want it to be a challenge it should be the most dudes you can make out with.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: redhatchet on July 10, 2017, 05:37:14 PM
If there is any poo related challenge I would actually chuckle at, it would be if they did an ode to CKY and do the whole shitting in a full sprint. So disgusting and such a weird thing to make/let yourself do.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Francis Xavier on July 10, 2017, 07:12:06 PM
If there is any poo related challenge I would actually chuckle at, it would be if they did an ode to CKY and do the whole shitting in a full sprint. So disgusting and such a weird thing to make/let yourself do.
Best trick while shitting yourself is guaranteed on next years KOTR
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: DannyDee on July 13, 2017, 06:59:48 PM
Enjoi knows what's up. No chance in hell I rock a spandex leotard that close to someone who calls himself the Snuggle Bandit and spent extensive time in prison.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: heckler on July 13, 2017, 08:28:22 PM
It's sick how both enjoi and Deathwish are both outperforming Creature, but without any jocky bullshit.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Fongstarr. on July 13, 2017, 08:33:23 PM
Mother fucking Pilz! Holy shit that dude is rad.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 13, 2017, 08:43:44 PM
"do you guys smoke marijuana?".  WE ARE ALL SAMARIA
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: wheelies on July 13, 2017, 09:28:59 PM
Enjoi knows what's up. No chance in hell I rock a spandex leotard that close to someone who calls himself the Snuggle Bandit and spent extensive time in prison.
Andy just wanted to see what enjoi was working with
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Sick Duck on July 13, 2017, 10:35:25 PM
That episode was damn good
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Silky Johnson on July 14, 2017, 12:08:40 AM
Looks like Creature is the new Birdhouse in terms of jock kookiness. Jamie Foy, Pilz and Bakkel all killed it. Also I'm convinced Wes Kremer and Willis Kimbel were separated at birth.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Badmeaningood on July 14, 2017, 12:21:29 AM
"It's ya boy, SKI JUMP!"  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: tkp on July 14, 2017, 12:30:54 AM
That feeble!
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Francis Xavier on July 14, 2017, 03:29:30 AM
That feeble!
Insanity!
Great episode,kind of seems like anybody's game now.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: JB on July 14, 2017, 08:04:56 AM
It's sick how both enjoi and Deathwish are both outperforming Creature, but without any jocky bullshit.

i think the spot sabotage thing is fine as long as nobody completely destroys a spot and makes it unskateable forever, but seeing enjoi dominating this year while taking the high road is really rad.

i hope they bring the bounties back this year. that made for some crazy episodes.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: heckler on July 14, 2017, 08:20:19 AM
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It's sick how both enjoi and Deathwish are both outperforming Creature, but without any jocky bullshit.
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i think the spot sabotage thing is fine as long as nobody completely destroys a spot and makes it unskateable forever, but seeing enjoi dominating this year while taking the high road is really rad.

i hope they bring the bounties back this year. that made for some crazy episodes.
I was thinking less about the bike lock (certainly not uncharted territory for KOTR) and more about that candid cheering in the van.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on July 14, 2017, 08:29:09 AM
Enjoi and Deathwish getting along is heartwarming.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: VCR on July 14, 2017, 09:37:24 AM
candid cheering in the van.

so bad

Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: BacksideWallride on July 14, 2017, 09:57:45 AM
Enjoi has dominated 2 sabotaged spots, one-upped other teams and aren't sabotaging any spots.

Please Enjoi win!
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: RCB3 on July 14, 2017, 10:23:53 AM
Jackson has to be one of the best skaters ever, right?
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: DannyDee on July 14, 2017, 10:41:30 AM
Jackson has to be one of the best skaters ever, right?
He is absolutely unreal with his versatility.

Foy tricks on the rail at the skate park were also fucked.

Still want Enjoi to win, Enjoi and Deathwish hanging out and giving each other props was the exact opposite of Clint last year and was awesome to see.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: planman on July 14, 2017, 09:26:18 PM
kotr is definitely sick this year but I do gotta say it was better when they'd go all over the country, this feels a lot more like king of the southwest
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 15, 2017, 12:09:02 AM
Well the bike lock was a Rhino think and Joe Brook knew it was him so it seems like the kind of thing this photog does outside the realm of kOTR
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Zurg on July 15, 2017, 05:37:31 AM
kotr is definitely sick this year but I do gotta say it was better when they'd go all over the country, this feels a lot more like king of the southwest

where did they go this time? its only half done. im assuming the rest isnt just SD/LA

sammaria asking if they smoked weed made me laugh
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: the canadian suit on July 15, 2017, 07:15:01 AM
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kotr is definitely sick this year but I do gotta say it was better when they'd go all over the country, this feels a lot more like king of the southwest
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where did they go this time? its only half done. im assuming the rest isnt just SD/LA

sammaria asking if they smoked weed made me laugh

I believe they end up in Hawaii after California?

fucking Jackson Pilz is unreal, he has to have more points than the rest of the enjoy team
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Sk.A.T.A.N on July 15, 2017, 05:15:44 PM
That Pilz feeble had me shouting at my laptop! Both him, Baekkel and Foy are carrying their teams on their backs! I hope Enzo wasnt too hurt from that heelflip attempt. He was having a good run and deserves some shine too.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Francis Xavier on July 15, 2017, 05:53:48 PM
That Pilz feeble had me shouting at my laptop! Both him, Baekkel and Foy are carrying their teams on their backs! I hope Enzo wasnt too hurt from that heelflip attempt. He was having a good run and deserves some shine too.
He tried that big ass heel so nonchalant
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: mattchew on July 15, 2017, 06:07:12 PM
That feeble was truly fucked!
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 15, 2017, 08:39:48 PM
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That Pilz feeble had me shouting at my laptop! Both him, Baekkel and Foy are carrying their teams on their backs! I hope Enzo wasnt too hurt from that heelflip attempt. He was having a good run and deserves some shine too.
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He tried that big ass heel so nonchalant

Baekkel should go straight pro.  its sad he's the only one from a team that didn't.  i just assume creature can't afford to
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Post by: nino brown on July 16, 2017, 11:46:44 AM
sammaria got a phat ass :o
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Andrefosho on July 16, 2017, 01:51:14 PM
Kinda bummed Vice is portraying Creature as jocks...
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: redux on July 16, 2017, 02:17:49 PM
Skating at a park all day should be against the rules. Everything should be accomplished in the streets or at a DIY.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Francis Xavier on July 16, 2017, 02:37:20 PM
Aren't there more dudes that compete in contests Creature riders compared to the other teams? Not to say they are jocks,but if anything they are definitely in possession in more of a competitive spirit than the others. 



Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Righteous Victim on July 16, 2017, 02:56:41 PM
Skating at a park all day should be against the rules. Everything should be accomplished in the streets or at a DIY.
I remember in one of the books, which they put online, they specified when you could skate a park or not. Certain tricks have to be on the street. Don't know if that's the case here.

I was wondering if the Creature van celebration was just them joking about the whole Olympics thing.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Francis Xavier on July 16, 2017, 03:10:15 PM
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I remember in one of the books, which they put online, they specified when you could skate a park or not. Certain tricks have to be on the street. Don't know if that's the case here.

I was wondering if the Creature van celebration was just them joking about the whole Olympics thing.
That too,going for the gold!
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Mongoloid on July 16, 2017, 03:53:25 PM
Episode late, but vape chick needs to do porn of some sort. That girl just needs to show her butthole in some fashion.

In fact, really you mother fuckers should probably do due diligence and find her shit, and urge her to do porn. I mean like, actually do work in speaking to her about her career opportunities. Do god's work, do something! Let me sit here lazily while someone else younger, and much more able bodied finds out her identity, and maybe gets her to show at least tits. My boldness may have failed miserably on Leticia Ruano, but don't let my rally cry die on random KOTR babe who needs all manner of dickage!

do it for your boy!
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: sharkin on July 16, 2017, 03:55:15 PM
Episode late, but vape chick needs to do porn of some sort. That girl just needs to show her butthole in some fashion.

In fact, really you mother fuckers should probably do due diligence and find her shit, and urge her to do porn. I mean like, actually do work in speaking to her about her career opportunities. Do god's work, do something! Let me sit here lazily while someone else younger, and much more able bodied finds out her identity, and maybe gets her to show at least tits. My boldness may have failed miserably on Leticia Ruano, but don't let my rally cry die on random KOTR babe who needs all manner of dickage!

do it for your boy!

It's a reality show on Vice TV; I'm sure she does porn in some tense of the verb.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on July 16, 2017, 06:09:45 PM
Like its mentioned every episode, Fucking Jackson Pilz man!!!!!!! dude is soo fucking sick. He really makes me want to go buy some sk8 hi's too.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Mongoloid on July 16, 2017, 07:34:37 PM
Like its mentioned every episode, Fucking Jackson Pilz man!!!!!!! dude is soo fucking sick. He really makes me want to go buy some sk8 hi's too.

I hate Enjoi graphics, but I've always loved their teams. It's such a conundrum! Louie is just a quality human being, and Jackson and Enzo rip.

Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: colt cannon lunchbox on July 17, 2017, 02:38:59 AM
Is it safe to say Lizard King = ugliest pro of all time?
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Post by: Big Baby Jesus on July 17, 2017, 05:32:08 AM
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Like its mentioned every episode, Fucking Jackson Pilz man!!!!!!! dude is soo fucking sick. He really makes me want to go buy some sk8 hi's too.
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I hate Enjoi graphics, but I've always loved their teams. It's such a conundrum! Louie is just a quality human being, and Jackson and Enzo rip.



In the same spot as both you. This has made me fall deeper in love with enjoi. Might saw me to buy a board, especially if a Pliz pro model drops soon. That feeble was insane! Even my girl was impressed and stopped what she was doing to watch. She hates kotr because creature are "jocks" and Andy Roy is repulsive.

Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Choad Muskrat on July 17, 2017, 05:46:43 AM
foy and pilz are both so sick

caveman feeble and I don't even like body varials but he made that look crazy both tricks were insane

and pilz coming out of that feebs going mach 10. best episode so far
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: sharkin on July 17, 2017, 10:32:36 AM
which reminds me.. body varial or sex change?

I swear when I started learning skate trick names, sex change was a kickflip body varial but now everyone's calling straight body varials sex changes.

when did this happen?
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Francis Xavier on July 17, 2017, 12:41:18 PM
which reminds me.. body varial or sex change?

I swear when I started learning skate trick names, sex change was a kickflip body varial but now everyone's calling straight body varials sex changes.

when did this happen?
When its in the streets I guess it's a sex change,at least thats what a kid told me,call it what you want.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 20, 2017, 09:01:29 PM
within the first commercial break

- make girls eat worms
- make girl skate in a dress
- do a trick over a girl twerking
- make out with that girl

we've come so far

Good unintentional timing having a Tyler cameo right when his album drops.   

also, andy mac is sponsored by patagonia?  He's doing it right
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Francis Xavier on July 20, 2017, 10:52:27 PM
within the first commercial break

- make girls eat worms
- make girl skate in a dress
- do a trick over a girl twerking
- make out with that girl

we've come so far

Good unintentional timing having a Tyler cameo right when his album drops.   

also, andy mac is sponsored by patagonia?  He's doing it right
The whole Andy Mac challenge was great, Creature suffered and hated it, I hadn't seen anyone barf over milk and cookies in years!
The girl's are ripping too despite eating worms and whatnot.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Bumpovertrash on July 20, 2017, 11:12:06 PM
Gravette is the fucking best
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Mr. Fink on July 20, 2017, 11:27:11 PM
Gravette is so annoying.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: friendly dave on July 20, 2017, 11:42:50 PM
Maybe it's just me but, it seems like the first thing you would do on king of the road is give the book a good once over. Seeing the creature dudes freak out at the Andy Mac challenge was pretty hilarious. The next episode with Muska looks like it could be pretty good.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Made In China on July 21, 2017, 01:53:35 AM
Holy shit I thought Foy was weak as hell for puking after eating quac but watching half the Creature team puke after eating milk and cookies was something else...
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 21, 2017, 02:52:19 AM
I just realized Atiba might be on KOTR next year.  I hope they do a "don't name drop for 24 hours" challenge

With Lacey's shortys shirt, I wonder if they already have done the muska challenege but had to chop up the timeline to fit.   Lacey would be a great fit on Deathwish, but it's there's that thing where Girl skaters don't need to be legitimized just because they're on a boys company, so its cool that they're doing their own companies

Also, bummed to see Lizards daughter (suprised her name want Passion Laced Plumb, she'd probably get set up with Fruitopia for life) has his nose
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Silky Johnson on July 21, 2017, 06:38:24 AM
Jesus Christ Gravette lost his shit at that obstacle course.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: mattchew on July 21, 2017, 08:19:42 AM
Milk and cookies?
I'm just wondering when Creature will actually have to do something difficult rather than get pampered by guests with beer, meat, and snacks.

Lacey's nose manny nollie inward was ridiculously good.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: UL8 on July 21, 2017, 08:59:19 AM
I'm confused about the milk and cookies thing too. I was watching the episode after dinner and I really wanted one of those cookies, but these dudes are just puking them up (of course Nora handles it like a boss)?

Really, the only situation I can think of where I would actually puke up a cookie would be if I were extremely hungover, so maybe that was the case.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Francis Xavier on July 21, 2017, 09:22:03 AM
I'm confused about the milk and cookies thing too. I was watching the episode after dinner and I really wanted one of those cookies, but these dudes are just puking them up (of course Nora handles it like a boss)?

Really, the only situation I can think of where I would actually puke up a cookie would be if I were extremely hungover, so maybe that was the case.
I think they said they had a big breakfast haha but puking a cookie cmon!
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: MintySandwhich on July 21, 2017, 09:23:20 AM
Thrasher brainstorming session:
"Yo, let's make the creature team eat milk and cookies!"
 "Yoooo!!! That's fucked up dude! I don't know"


Nora can do no wrong
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: childhood on July 21, 2017, 09:26:19 AM
Andy Mac clearly dosed those fucking cookies.

That course looks super fun though.

They didn't have to break his trophy.  :-[


Samaria seems cool as fuck too.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: childhood on July 21, 2017, 09:34:25 AM
Also

within the first commercial break

- make girls eat worms
- make girl skate in a dress
- do a trick over a girl twerking
- make out with that girl

we've come so far

also, andy mac is sponsored by patagonia?  He's doing it right

Yeah good call on most of that.

Enjoi at least does most of those kinds of challenges in a cool/mildly subversive way though.

I like the Lizard/Lacy duo a lot too.


And I'm more jealous of Mac's "Movie-Tickets.com" sponsorship.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: BacksideWallride on July 21, 2017, 09:43:19 AM
Creature is getting preferential challenges for sure. Burnett straight up said "We thought this would be fun" about Andy Mac

Also, eat a worm, down it WITH SOME REDBULL
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: childhood on July 21, 2017, 09:49:32 AM
I feel like some of the younger dudes watching these episodes, seeing Nora hold a beer funnel into a guy's ass while another nude man skates above him, may develop some extremely specific fetishes later in life, like when I first saw the communal shower scene in "Starship Troopers".
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: UL8 on July 21, 2017, 10:01:59 AM
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I'm confused about the milk and cookies thing too. I was watching the episode after dinner and I really wanted one of those cookies, but these dudes are just puking them up (of course Nora handles it like a boss)?

Really, the only situation I can think of where I would actually puke up a cookie would be if I were extremely hungover, so maybe that was the case.
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I think they said they had a big breakfast haha but puking a cookie cmon!
Yeah. That's a good point and I remember them bringing that up, but it's not a solid excuse for me. A cookie after a large breakfast is a TREAT, not a punishment. I can understand having a bit of trouble getting it down towards the end, but you're right, puking it up seems a bit melodramatic.
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Post by: RCB3 on July 21, 2017, 10:29:13 AM
Quote from: Bumpovertrash  link=topic=95494.msg2664349#msg2664349 date=1500617526
Gravette is the fucking best worst.
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Post by: heckler on July 21, 2017, 10:51:07 AM
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Gravette CHRIS RUSSELL is the fucking best worst.
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Though Gravette might not be far behind.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Hairy Ballsagna on July 21, 2017, 12:35:21 PM
Awesome Beagle vignette. I rewinded that part 3 times.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: pointandclick on July 21, 2017, 01:25:45 PM
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Gravette CHRIS RUSSELL is the fucking best worst.
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Though Gravette might not be far behind.
chris russell is a douche jock.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Francis Xavier on July 21, 2017, 01:33:29 PM
Awesome Beagle vignette. I rewinded that part 3 times.
Anything Beagle is usually awesome
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on July 21, 2017, 02:35:34 PM
Beagle is the best there is.

Creature meltdown was hysterical.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: tura on July 21, 2017, 04:45:23 PM
Nora's a girl i'd like to treat well, like take her jacket and open doors and shit for her
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: planman on July 21, 2017, 04:49:28 PM
Seeing Gravette propose was so wholesome
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Post by: danjtony on July 21, 2017, 10:13:24 PM
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I'm confused about the milk and cookies thing too. I was watching the episode after dinner and I really wanted one of those cookies, but these dudes are just puking them up (of course Nora handles it like a boss)?

Really, the only situation I can think of where I would actually puke up a cookie would be if I were extremely hungover, so maybe that was the case.
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I think they said they had a big breakfast haha but puking a cookie cmon!
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Yeah. That's a good point and I remember them bringing that up, but it's not a solid excuse for me. A cookie after a large breakfast is a TREAT, not a punishment. I can understand having a bit of trouble getting it down towards the end, but you're right, puking it up seems a bit melodramatic.

I just assumed they didn't want to take on the skatercross jumps on a full stomach. Plus Gravette seems like one of those dudes who just pukes all the time for no reason.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Budo on July 21, 2017, 10:15:07 PM
I feel like some of the younger dudes watching these episodes, seeing Nora hold a beer funnel into a guy's ass while another nude man skates above him, may develop some extremely specific fetishes later in life, like when I first saw the communal shower scene in "Starship Troopers".

That Starship Troopers example is hilarious hahahah!

But yeah, I was thinking this episode that Andy Roy probably might enjoy this footage in a different way than we do, not to mention all sorts of people.  I'm surprised doing food smashing in D3s or something like that isn't a challenge.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: skaterdavid on July 21, 2017, 11:26:15 PM
I liked how Nora handled the first Andy Mac challenge solo and took a nice cookie and milk without puking (which most should). It must have took a ton of of dedication to put a fucking funnel in Gravette's asshole though. Props to Lacey on that nose manny inward heel in tux.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: shit_for_brains on July 22, 2017, 06:17:11 AM
Creature threw up because these aren't your typical, "yes sir no sir", play-by-the-rules skaters. These guys are punk and gnarly and scare old people! You can tell because there's always metal in the background.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: childhood on July 22, 2017, 10:07:45 AM
Looking back on it, between the co-ed showers in "Starship Troopers", the three-breasted woman in "Total Recall", Kevin Bacon doing some invisible fucking in "Hollow Man", and that Newman-vagina scene in "Basic Instinct", Paul Verhoeven movies were just full of erotic imagery that I had no idea how to deal with.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: doublesteveburger on July 22, 2017, 11:08:50 AM
I love Nora so fucking much.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Pretty Serious on July 22, 2017, 11:21:01 AM
Looking back on it, between the co-ed showers in "Starship Troopers", the three-breasted woman in "Total Recall", Kevin Bacon doing some invisible fucking in "Hollow Man", and that Newman-vagina scene in "Basic Instinct", Paul Verhoeven movies were just full of erotic imagery that I had no idea how to deal with.
Don't forget the Robocop locker room boobies.  To this day, I haven't.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: VCR on July 22, 2017, 01:09:22 PM
I love Nora so fucking much.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Budo on July 22, 2017, 01:28:09 PM
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Looking back on it, between the co-ed showers in "Starship Troopers", the three-breasted woman in "Total Recall", Kevin Bacon doing some invisible fucking in "Hollow Man", and that Newman-vagina scene in "Basic Instinct", Paul Verhoeven movies were just full of erotic imagery that I had no idea how to deal with.
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Don't forget the Robocop locker room boobies.  To this day, I haven't.

Well that is weird.  I don't remember those boobies and Robocop was one of my favorite childhood movies.  I just picked it up this week but haven't watched it yet.  Now I have to.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: shit_for_brains on July 22, 2017, 01:30:50 PM
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Looking back on it, between the co-ed showers in "Starship Troopers", the three-breasted woman in "Total Recall", Kevin Bacon doing some invisible fucking in "Hollow Man", and that Newman-vagina scene in "Basic Instinct", Paul Verhoeven movies were just full of erotic imagery that I had no idea how to deal with.
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Don't forget the Robocop locker room boobies.  To this day, I haven't.
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Well that is weird.  I don't remember those boobies and Robocop was one of my favorite childhood movies.  I just picked it up this week but haven't watched it yet.  Now I have to.

They were very casual.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Willie on July 22, 2017, 05:41:33 PM
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Looking back on it, between the co-ed showers in "Starship Troopers", the three-breasted woman in "Total Recall", Kevin Bacon doing some invisible fucking in "Hollow Man", and that Newman-vagina scene in "Basic Instinct", Paul Verhoeven movies were just full of erotic imagery that I had no idea how to deal with.
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Don't forget the Robocop locker room boobies.  To this day, I haven't.
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Well that is weird.  I don't remember those boobies and Robocop was one of my favorite childhood movies.  I just picked it up this week but haven't watched it yet.  Now I have to.
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They were very casual.


In the future, we don't get hung up on gender differences.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Willie on July 22, 2017, 05:47:44 PM
The "Hair down there" line still feels risqu?.


Verhoeven has always pushed the envelope. I had never seen Flesh+Blood and then ran into it a few years ago on late night cable and was shocked by some of the stuff in it - and that shit is probably 30 years old at this point.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: igrindtwinkies on July 22, 2017, 08:32:39 PM
I'd let Nora shove a funnel in my ass.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on July 22, 2017, 09:00:53 PM
I actually felt kinda bad for Andy Mac for having to put up with them and waste all of his cookies .
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Post by: Francis Xavier on July 22, 2017, 09:15:35 PM
I actually felt kinda bad for Andy Mac for having to put up with them and waste all of his cookies .
He was probably so stoked making cookies the night before and prepping yellow helmets
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: dr.prestige on July 23, 2017, 01:11:25 AM
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I actually felt kinda bad for Andy Mac for having to put up with them and waste all of his cookies .
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He was probably so stoked making cookies the night before and prepping yellow helmets
It bummed me out when they broke his trophy and focused one of the helmets that was excessive
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Francis Xavier on July 23, 2017, 06:15:14 AM
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I actually felt kinda bad for Andy Mac for having to put up with them and waste all of his cookies .
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He was probably so stoked making cookies the night before and prepping yellow helmets
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It bummed me out when they broke his trophy and focused one of the helmets that was excessive
Some can control their anger more than others. Milk,cookies,and a fun ramp had to have sucked right? It wasn't spooky or metal enough for Creature to throw down proper. That and being dramatic gets attention,the "show" needs viewers haha.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: childhood on July 23, 2017, 10:46:16 AM
Verhoeven has always pushed the envelope. I had never seen Flesh+Blood and then ran into it a few years ago on late night cable and was shocked by some of the stuff in it - and that shit is probably 30 years old at this point.

I'll have to check that one out! Sounds promising.
His (semi)recent movie Elle has gotten really good reviews as well, I need to see that too.

Don't mean to sidetrack the thread even more (although I do enjoy the the discussion), but this Paul Verhoeven anecdote (told by the dickhead dad from "That 70s Show", and the dickhead [but pacifistic] forensic specialist from "Twin Peaks") is super funny:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31rrZeTH9HI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31rrZeTH9HI)
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Budo on July 23, 2017, 07:05:33 PM
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Looking back on it, between the co-ed showers in "Starship Troopers", the three-breasted woman in "Total Recall", Kevin Bacon doing some invisible fucking in "Hollow Man", and that Newman-vagina scene in "Basic Instinct", Paul Verhoeven movies were just full of erotic imagery that I had no idea how to deal with.
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Don't forget the Robocop locker room boobies.  To this day, I haven't.
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Well that is weird.  I don't remember those boobies and Robocop was one of my favorite childhood movies.  I just picked it up this week but haven't watched it yet.  Now I have to.
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They were very casual.

Yeah, those were very casual tits.

Casual Tits is a good brand name these days.

I wonder if King of the Road will ever do a make out with a team mate challange?  I still can't decide if this television version of skateboarding is accurate or bullshit, because as much as I can say regular skateboarding doesn't involve this kind of bullshit, I have also see this kind of crap happen naturally through skateboarding.  So yeah.

Anyways, back to Robocop.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: MFLUDER on July 23, 2017, 10:37:24 PM
Chris Russell and Creature, no thanks.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on July 23, 2017, 11:19:55 PM
I'd let Nora shove a funnel in my ass.
amongst other things...

some other points/ observations:
- dude should have tongue punched the gnar button on that twerker, she was down
- I actually like lizard's stoke, he seems a lot more motivated these days now that he's sXe/ a dad
- creature having a cry over milk and cookies is fucking laughable. awww the paw little creature boys had a big breakfast, cry me a fucking river. having said that, that 9 ft air was SOLID!
- Lacey's nose manny inward heel out was fucked, I can see why the whole team was hyped on it
- gravette defs took one for the team and while it probably wasn't the best circumstances to propose in, at least it'll be a great story for the grandkids
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: colt cannon lunchbox on July 24, 2017, 01:19:40 AM
I'm embarrassed for anyone who's on creature
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Willie on July 24, 2017, 05:46:01 AM

Don't mean to sidetrack the thread even more (although I do enjoy the the discussion), but this Paul Verhoeven anecdote (told by the dickhead dad from "That 70s Show", and the dickhead [but pacifistic] forensic specialist from "Twin Peaks") is super funny:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31rrZeTH9HI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31rrZeTH9HI)

He'll alway be Clarence Boddicker to me. Awesome clip!
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Mongoloid on July 24, 2017, 05:50:43 AM
Creature twerker looks like the kind of girl who loves to fuck on her period.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: heckler on July 24, 2017, 06:05:54 AM
I wonder if King of the Road will ever do a make out with a team mate challange?  I still can't decide if this television version of skateboarding is accurate or bullshit, because as much as I can say regular skateboarding doesn't involve this kind of bullshit, I have also see this kind of crap happen naturally through skateboarding.  So yeah.
There was a "be Alex Olson" challenge a few years back in NYC and one of the stipulations was kiss a teammate. Whatever team got the challenged bailed on that part.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: muntcuscle on July 24, 2017, 03:29:35 PM
i want to watch this when i eat lunch or dinner but have to skip over all the shit/puking/worm eating bull shit that adds no quality to the show
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Post by: expired on July 24, 2017, 04:26:36 PM
I'm very glad Nora left D. Vargs giving us our chance. Also how has no one mentioned Hitz's sons name "bronson" bearing company named after him?
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Roisto on July 24, 2017, 08:19:03 PM
NHS is on Bronson street, so likely his son (and the bearing company) is named after a street.  :)
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Francis Xavier on July 24, 2017, 08:48:01 PM
NHS is on Bronson street, so likely his son (and the bearing company) is named after a street.  :)
Or...
(http://mediamass.net/jdd/public/documents/celebrities/4381.jpg)
(http://[url=http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1873474.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Charles-Bronson.jpg]http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1873474.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Charles-Bronson.jpg[/url])
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Hypnotoad on July 25, 2017, 09:14:51 AM
Just started this shit.  10 min into S2 E1.
How much Andy Roy do I have to endure if I wish to continue watching?
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Righteous Victim on July 25, 2017, 11:45:21 AM
Just started this shit.  10 min into S2 E1.
How much Andy Roy do I have to endure if I wish to continue watching?
Not much. Really just the first episode.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: BacksideWallride on July 25, 2017, 06:06:46 PM
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I actually felt kinda bad for Andy Mac for having to put up with them and waste all of his cookies .
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He was probably so stoked making cookies the night before and prepping yellow helmets
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It bummed me out when they broke his trophy and focused one of the helmets that was excessive
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Some can control their anger more than others. Milk,cookies,and a fun ramp had to have sucked right? It wasn't spooky or metal enough for Creature to throw down proper. That and being dramatic gets attention,the "show" needs viewers haha.

They acted lame but I'm sure some producers were there egging them on. This is "reality" TV meaning none of it is real and it's scripted.
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Post by: shit_for_brains on July 25, 2017, 07:02:06 PM
Just started this shit.  10 min into S2 E1.
How much Andy Roy do I have to endure if I wish to continue watching?

He's in every episode so far, but not very much. Press the right arrow once or twice and you're usually through him.
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I actually felt kinda bad for Andy Mac for having to put up with them and waste all of his cookies .
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He was probably so stoked making cookies the night before and prepping yellow helmets
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It bummed me out when they broke his trophy and focused one of the helmets that was excessive
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Some can control their anger more than others. Milk,cookies,and a fun ramp had to have sucked right? It wasn't spooky or metal enough for Creature to throw down proper. That and being dramatic gets attention,the "show" needs viewers haha.
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They acted lame but I'm sure some producers were there egging them on. This is "reality" TV meaning none of it is real and it's scripted.

none of it's real and its scripted?!   i just thought they randomly happened to show up to places that were expecting them.  do you think they had to do reshoots to get jackson's feeble because itd be better for the story?   i mean, it's gotta be really out of character for a bunch of skateboarders to needlessly destroy shit.  I'm bummed at these svengali producers leading these poor boys astray
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: JB on July 26, 2017, 07:30:26 AM
i hope the next episode has a lot more street skating. it seems like they started out good with all those ditch spots, but the closer they've come to california, its been almost all park skating.
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Post by: sharkin on July 26, 2017, 07:58:53 AM
I would love to see an east coast tour of the same style, but thrasher would never sponsor that
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Post by: Francis Xavier on July 26, 2017, 08:43:26 AM
I would love to see an east coast tour of the same style, but thrasher would never sponsor that
Older KOTRs they'd travel the whole US, east coast,dirty south,middle america. Wish they still did too because some teams were out of their element.

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Post by: childhood on July 26, 2017, 08:45:56 AM
Something like that would definitely be cool. Hopefully if it gets renewed, they'll incorporate more stuff like that, to mix it up.

I think keeping closer to home, may have more to do with that making it into a show still being a new thing for them.

They used to vary the trip layout more, at least. I remember an early KOTR that had some cool Brooklyn Banks footage. I'm sure there's other examples.

I believe this amazing Tony T photo, was taken at an end-of-KOTR party in NY:
http://quartersnacks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/tony-trujilo-at-kcdc-2004.jpg (http://quartersnacks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/tony-trujilo-at-kcdc-2004.jpg)
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Post by: heckler on July 26, 2017, 08:47:46 AM
I actually think that was the first stop of the first KOTR. Thrasher sent teams up the east coast in 2014, among a few others year.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 26, 2017, 11:53:37 AM
I would love to see an east coast tour of the same style, but thrasher would never sponsor that

i'm sure east coast based Vice wouldn't mind
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Post by: shit_for_brains on July 26, 2017, 12:03:39 PM
It's a lot easier and cheaper to move a couple of vans full of crew and gear around Arizona and New Mexico than it is Midtown Manhattan.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Francis Xavier on July 26, 2017, 12:25:15 PM
https://youtu.be/wOoYKfzo91M (https://youtu.be/wOoYKfzo91M)
 It's come a long way
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: childhood on July 26, 2017, 12:49:26 PM
Damn what song is that playing in the intro they added?

Interpol or something? I know I know it.

Damn that whole 2003 video was so sick.
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I actually felt kinda bad for Andy Mac for having to put up with them and waste all of his cookies .
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He was probably so stoked making cookies the night before and prepping yellow helmets
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It bummed me out when they broke his trophy and focused one of the helmets that was excessive
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Some can control their anger more than others. Milk,cookies,and a fun ramp had to have sucked right? It wasn't spooky or metal enough for Creature to throw down proper. That and being dramatic gets attention,the "show" needs viewers haha.
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They acted lame but I'm sure some producers were there egging them on. This is "reality" TV meaning none of it is real and it's scripted.
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none of it's real and its scripted?!   i just thought they randomly happened to show up to places that were expecting them.  do you think they had to do reshoots to get jackson's feeble because itd be better for the story?   i mean, it's gotta be really out of character for a bunch of skateboarders to needlessly destroy shit.  I'm bummed at these svengali producers leading these poor boys astray

The feeble raised my eyebrows as dude somehow knew Creature got the 50-50... Do the teams talk or text? I mean he knew they were there with the bike lock and sticker, but homeboys like "They did a 50-50, our guy did a feeble"... How'd he know.. ya know?
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: snowman600 on July 26, 2017, 03:09:18 PM
Damn what song is that playing in the intro they added?

Interpol or something? I know I know it.

Damn that whole 2003 video was so sick.

television - marquee moon

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I actually felt kinda bad for Andy Mac for having to put up with them and waste all of his cookies .
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He was probably so stoked making cookies the night before and prepping yellow helmets
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It bummed me out when they broke his trophy and focused one of the helmets that was excessive
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Some can control their anger more than others. Milk,cookies,and a fun ramp had to have sucked right? It wasn't spooky or metal enough for Creature to throw down proper. That and being dramatic gets attention,the "show" needs viewers haha.
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They acted lame but I'm sure some producers were there egging them on. This is "reality" TV meaning none of it is real and it's scripted.
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none of it's real and its scripted?!   i just thought they randomly happened to show up to places that were expecting them.  do you think they had to do reshoots to get jackson's feeble because itd be better for the story?   i mean, it's gotta be really out of character for a bunch of skateboarders to needlessly destroy shit.  I'm bummed at these svengali producers leading these poor boys astray
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The feeble raised my eyebrows as dude somehow knew Creature got the 50-50... Do the teams talk or text? I mean he knew they were there with the bike lock and sticker, but homeboys like "They did a 50-50, our guy did a feeble"... How'd he know.. ya know?

my guess is someone probably sent a pic of the broken bike lock to Rhino/the Creature guys or maybe they just guessed 50-50 because what else could have possibly been done down that.  i'm sure production crews, camera guys, and gms talk to each other, im just positive there isn't a segment producer there trying to stir shit up needlessly
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I actually felt kinda bad for Andy Mac for having to put up with them and waste all of his cookies .
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He was probably so stoked making cookies the night before and prepping yellow helmets
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It bummed me out when they broke his trophy and focused one of the helmets that was excessive
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Some can control their anger more than others. Milk,cookies,and a fun ramp had to have sucked right? It wasn't spooky or metal enough for Creature to throw down proper. That and being dramatic gets attention,the "show" needs viewers haha.
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They acted lame but I'm sure some producers were there egging them on. This is "reality" TV meaning none of it is real and it's scripted.
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none of it's real and its scripted?!   i just thought they randomly happened to show up to places that were expecting them.  do you think they had to do reshoots to get jackson's feeble because itd be better for the story?   i mean, it's gotta be really out of character for a bunch of skateboarders to needlessly destroy shit.  I'm bummed at these svengali producers leading these poor boys astray
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The feeble raised my eyebrows as dude somehow knew Creature got the 50-50... Do the teams talk or text? I mean he knew they were there with the bike lock and sticker, but homeboys like "They did a 50-50, our guy did a feeble"... How'd he know.. ya know?
I'll say it was vice keeping it spicy with the intel,looking back now they really push for as much content as they can get,especially drama. Staging and rigging up bullshit for ratings takes away what KOTR used to be. Oh well,I fell for it.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: DannyDee on July 27, 2017, 06:45:59 PM
Was legit hyped when Muska landed that Muska flip.
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Post by: heckler on July 27, 2017, 07:36:37 PM
Ben Raemers focusing that kid's board in roller blades and a Richie Jackson shirt was one of my favorite moments of this KOTR so far. Seeing Muska on the session was another great one, though hearing Neen talk about how he's skateboarding's first original was... odd.

Creature challenge: go fishing. At least we didn't have to watch them skate.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: work lurk on July 27, 2017, 08:11:38 PM
Anyone else think Chris Russel's mom was wearing a pretty scandalous shirt for national television?
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Post by: HFS40000 on July 27, 2017, 09:19:15 PM
Was legit hyped when Muska landed that Muska flip.

It might just be because I'm drunk, but damn that shit was inspiring. Especially after seeing that interview where he talks about how fucked up his back is. Muska is the shit.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: coreaf on July 27, 2017, 10:06:14 PM
Anyone else think Chris Russel's mom was wearing a pretty scandalous shirt for national television?

No because she pulled it off and I'd like to pull it off of her.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Francis Xavier on July 27, 2017, 10:50:47 PM
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No because she pulled it off and I'd like to pull it off of her.

She's easy on the eyes.

Recap:
Jackson Pilz is MVP, Foy's right behind him. Really fucking amazing skating.

Creature fishing poles out this Fall!

Muska is still hyped and it was great to see him do his Muska flip on that set up!
 
That Richie Jackson video is probably getting a million more views now.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: tura on July 27, 2017, 11:17:32 PM
Raemers focusing the kids board in blades and Gravette's manual tying the balloon were bizarre and hilarious.

My favourite moment in the series so far was when Deathwish stalked Motta's sewer network and Beagle explained that he was stoked because he's always been a big fan of the ninja turtles
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Hypnotoad on July 27, 2017, 11:27:19 PM
Just binged and caught up yesterday, then watched tonight.
Lots has been said, but I think it should be stressed that all three of the female mystery guests are fucking rad.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Roisto on July 28, 2017, 12:12:31 AM
Just binged and caught up yesterday, then watched tonight.
Lots has been said, but I think it should be stressed that all three of the female mystery guests are fucking rad.

Hell yeah. They're rad and bring the good vibes. So hyped after the last episode. Samarria has such a contagious smile. Just puts you in a happy mood.

Very stoked on the Muska flip too. Dude was my absolute favorite as a teenager. I hope he can get his back sorted so he can get the skating stoke back.

Best episode so far.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Silky Johnson on July 28, 2017, 12:37:44 AM
Damn Chris Russel has a milf of a mom.
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Post by: heckler on July 28, 2017, 05:17:22 AM
She looks exactly like Chris. Couldn't handle that.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: coreaf on July 28, 2017, 05:59:57 AM
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No because she pulled it off and I'd like to pull it off of her.
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She's easy on the eyes.

Recap:
Jackson Pilz is MVP, Foy's right behind him. Really fucking amazing skating.

Creature fishing poles out this Fall!

Muska is still hyped and it was great to see him do his Muska flip on that set up!
 
That Richie Jackson video is probably getting a million more views now.


Pilz and Foy have both gone extra in the last few episodes. Super sick.

Also as has been stated all of the mystery guests and the Muska nostalgia + flip were super rad.

Feel kinda bad for Baekkel that he's been doing some of the sicker stunts for Creature but it seems like Gravette and Russell are getting 95% of the shine. I guess they've just got the big personalities for TV.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Fongstarr. on July 28, 2017, 09:54:07 AM
Pilz is something else. He's even doing the god damn Richie Jackson goals.

I really like how for the most part, they kept this season really under wraps. Considering this happened a while ago, you would think some of this stuff would have leaked on some social media. Seems like Thrasher has the reality TV formula down now.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Francis Xavier on July 28, 2017, 09:59:04 AM
Pilz is something else. He's even doing the god damn Richie Jackson goals.

I really like how for the most part, they kept this season really under wraps. Considering this happened a while ago, you would think some of this stuff would have leaked on some social media. Seems like Thrasher has the reality TV formula down now.
Considering that we're up for another KOTR soon it is cool that when you watch it isn't deja vu or anything like that.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on July 28, 2017, 10:49:54 AM
Muska's positivity is contagious. I hope next week Creature's challenge is to take a nap and get a massage.
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Post by: BacksideWallride on July 28, 2017, 11:00:16 AM
Deathwish should just kick it at the hotel and give the book to Foy and Beagle since he's doing every challenge himself
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Post by: shit_for_brains on July 28, 2017, 11:02:53 AM
I'm a few episodes behind but Samarria Brevard cautiously asking if anyone smoked weed was hilarious.
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Post by: wheelies on July 28, 2017, 11:04:35 AM
this one sounds good finna watch it in a bubble bath with pink champagne later
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Post by: mattchew on July 28, 2017, 11:38:51 AM
Muska got me so stoked!!
Great episode.
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Post by: Noble Experiment on July 28, 2017, 11:39:53 AM
Between Chris Russell turning pro, Muska landing the fs flip on a bad back after trying a handful of times, and Samaria landing her first 5-0 on a street handrail, this was definitely a real feel good episode.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 28, 2017, 03:10:49 PM
Between Chris Russell turning pro, Muska landing the fs flip on a bad back after trying a handful of times, and Samaria landing her first 5-0 on a street handrail, this was definitely a real feel good episode.

every episode has that "fuck you if you're eating a meal during this" moment about a minute or so in.  Usually it's shit or puking, this week it's pubes.  but other than that, pretty perfect episode

was Russell turning pro a surprise?  or just that I don't follow anything that goes on with creature

also, the way you know real tv people aren't behind this is you wouldn't have a bunch of challenges like don't drink water all day and party hard the night before which would foreseeably limit people being active during the day
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: DannyDee on July 28, 2017, 03:16:09 PM
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Between Chris Russell turning pro, Muska landing the fs flip on a bad back after trying a handful of times, and Samaria landing her first 5-0 on a street handrail, this was definitely a real feel good episode.
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every episode has that "fuck you if you're eating a meal during this" moment about a minute or so in.  Usually it's shit or puking, this week it's pubes.  but other than that, pretty perfect episode

was Russell turning pro a surprise?  or just that I don't follow anything that goes on with creature

also, the way you know real tv people aren't behind this is you wouldn't have a bunch of challenges like don't drink water all day and party hard the night before which would foreseeably limit people being active during the day
They announced it at the time on Insta, so it wasn't kept secret.

Deathwish should just kick it at the hotel and give the book to Foy and Beagle since he's doing every challenge himself
Unless its some gross food challenge. I really think Jake Hayes getting injured in the first day or so really fucked them. They were basically going to have the Ams do all the crazy shit. Also a bit strange they would take Neen who is coming off ACL surgery who might be reluctant to go big. Really should have taken Kirby.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: sharkin on July 28, 2017, 03:34:04 PM
Jamie Foy, muksa, russell pro (and his mom)
louie and richie's bromance

this was the best ep yet
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: IcanthelpitImfromMilwaukee on July 28, 2017, 03:49:26 PM
Jamie Foy, muksa, russell pro (and his mom)
louie and richie's bromance

this was the best ep yet
Seeing her bummed me out since she's probably only slightly older if not the same age as I am.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Mongoloid on July 28, 2017, 04:13:17 PM
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Jamie Foy, muksa, russell pro (and his mom)
louie and richie's bromance

this was the best ep yet
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Seeing her bummed me out since she's probably only slightly older if not the same age as I am.

Youcanthelpitthatyou'reold
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Budo on July 28, 2017, 05:01:29 PM
Hahahah, Ben rolling up to that spot with the blades was funny enough, but then that hop off the stage after breaking the board was too much.
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 28, 2017, 05:17:41 PM
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Between Chris Russell turning pro, Muska landing the fs flip on a bad back after trying a handful of times, and Samaria landing her first 5-0 on a street handrail, this was definitely a real feel good episode.
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every episode has that "fuck you if you're eating a meal during this" moment about a minute or so in.  Usually it's shit or puking, this week it's pubes.  but other than that, pretty perfect episode

was Russell turning pro a surprise?  or just that I don't follow anything that goes on with creature

also, the way you know real tv people aren't behind this is you wouldn't have a bunch of challenges like don't drink water all day and party hard the night before which would foreseeably limit people being active during the day
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They announced it at the time on Insta, so it wasn't kept secret.

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Deathwish should just kick it at the hotel and give the book to Foy and Beagle since he's doing every challenge himself
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Unless its some gross food challenge. I really think Jake Hayes getting injured in the first day or so really fucked them. They were basically going to have the Ams do all the crazy shit. Also a bit strange they would take Neen who is coming off ACL surgery who might be reluctant to go big. Really should have taken Kirby.

deathwish was always a weird team to take on something like this because they're a smaller sized team (10 people).  baker's got 17 riders

Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: jpmulls on July 28, 2017, 07:02:06 PM
Kimbel goes fishing with long hair, catches the fish with short hair, eats the fish with long hair. The continuity was weird in this one. Why didn't they show the deathwish twerker bit in the last episode when they had all of the baker boys park footage? All this aside it was a great episode.
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 28, 2017, 07:21:09 PM
Kimbel goes fishing with long hair, catches the fish with short hair, eats the fish with long hair. The continuity was weird in this one. Why didn't they show the deathwish twerker bit in the last episode when they had all of the baker boys park footage? All this aside it was a great episode.

i think maybe bc it would be weird to be hyping Lacey Baker's manual skills and then have Gangster Boo twerking...

Kimbel's hair looked like was just tucked under his hat
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Post by: jpmulls on July 28, 2017, 08:18:27 PM
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Kimbel goes fishing with long hair, catches the fish with short hair, eats the fish with long hair. The continuity was weird in this one. Why didn't they show the deathwish twerker bit in the last episode when they had all of the baker boys park footage? All this aside it was a great episode.
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i think maybe bc it would be weird to be hyping Lacey Baker's manual skills and then have Gangster Boo twerking...

Kimbel's hair looked like was just tucked under his hat

I retract my statement
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Post by: Choad Muskrat on July 28, 2017, 09:54:16 PM
muska
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Post by: Mr. Fink on July 28, 2017, 11:05:20 PM
Beagle being friends with Gangsta Boo is the best.
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Post by: Gnarfunkell on July 29, 2017, 08:54:15 AM
Best episode yet. Had me smiling the entire way through.

Also: PILZ CAN DO ANYTHING AND I WANT TO THROW MY MONEY AT HIM
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Post by: rejectpaul on July 29, 2017, 11:42:52 AM
Best episode yet. Had me smiling the entire way through.

Also: PILZ CAN DO ANYTHING AND I WANT TO THROW MY MONEY AT HIM

give the man a board, a shoe and a clothing line, hell, even put his face on a cereal box, dude deserves it
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Post by: BacksideWallride on July 29, 2017, 01:09:12 PM
Jesus Christ watching re-runs if there was a count of "fur-sure"s from Creature it'd be in the 1000's
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Post by: planman on July 29, 2017, 04:17:58 PM
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No because she pulled it off and I'd like to pull it off of her.
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Post by: AsianVegan on July 30, 2017, 02:41:12 AM
I was kinda hoping that Chris Russell turning pro would turn out to be a really mean Prank-a-teammate challenge.
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Post by: Sk.A.T.A.N on July 30, 2017, 05:33:28 AM
I laughed way too much when gravette was hit by the fishing rod! And Ben breaking that board with the rollerblades, holy shit, they couldnt choose a better person to do it.  :D :D

Agreed that this was the best episode so far, lots of gnar and cool vibes.
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Post by: Cthulhu! on July 30, 2017, 12:24:01 PM
(https://image.ibb.co/fQLbS5/ben.jpg)
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 30, 2017, 12:59:02 PM
I was kinda hoping that Chris Russell turning pro would turn out to be a really mean Prank-a-teammate challenge.

oh god, i hope someone going next/this year reads this.  so many good options for Real to try this on
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Post by: Burt Ward on July 30, 2017, 05:24:34 PM
(https://image.ibb.co/fQLbS5/ben.jpg)

So funny. Pilz! Foy! Side boob! This episode was a good time. Highlight though was the flashback to Gravette's lookalike. When they're both smiling for the camera, dear lord I was in stitches.
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Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on July 30, 2017, 10:51:27 PM
Agreed that this was the best episode so far
I was smiling from ear to ear the whole time
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Post by: JB on July 31, 2017, 07:09:45 AM
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I was smiling from ear to ear the whole time

i didnt think it was going to get better than muska doing the frontside flip, but the whole damn episode was insane. beagle bringing out gangsta boo was so rad.
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Post by: wheelies on July 31, 2017, 08:19:44 AM
When boo said she tryna fuck some skaters my dick got kind of hard
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Agreed that this was the best episode so far
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I was smiling from ear to ear the whole time
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i didnt think it was going to get better than muska doing the frontside flip, but the whole damn episode was insane. beagle bringing out gangsta boo was so rad.

yep, that was perfect. Beagle is the best dude. Foy becoming Muska 2.0 under Muska's own guidance was epic.
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Post by: TwisT on August 01, 2017, 12:58:05 PM
I probably would have started crying if Muska couldn't do that flip because of his back.
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Post by: sharkin on August 01, 2017, 01:29:23 PM
When boo said she tryna fuck some skaters my dick got kind of hard

andy roy wanted to take her up on that haha
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Post by: wheelies on August 01, 2017, 01:33:39 PM
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andy roy wanted to take her up on that haha
Andy was eyeing her fer sho, yo that would be tight if beagle, his wife, and boo be menajahtwa'in on that late night tip
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Post by: rubbery vagina on August 02, 2017, 09:01:35 AM
hahahaha good shit!
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Post by: DISTANT RUMOURS on August 02, 2017, 02:23:14 PM
Muska <3
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When boo said she tryna fuck some skaters my dick got kind of hard
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andy roy wanted to take her up on that haha
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Andy was eyeing her fer sho, yo that would be tight if beagle, his wife, and boo be menajahtwa'in on that late night tip
You should write some erotica about it, would love to give you some feedback when it's finished.
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Post by: heckler on August 03, 2017, 07:56:02 PM
Cliff in that receding hairline gang. I see you.

Honest question: maybe some things have slipped my mind, but has Baekkel even done that much? I can't remember anything he's done beyond two 50-50s and an 18 stair ollie, and it seems like Pilz and Foy are running circles around him, but Burnett has to shoehorn him into the "MVP contenders" in the name of impartialness...

Also, that was the biggest wallie?
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Post by: Budo on August 03, 2017, 09:35:00 PM
Louie saying (as they are all seemingly inebriated as Louie suggested) they decided they aren't winning and are strictly going as tourists is the winning move.

enjoi
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Post by: RoaryMcTwang on August 03, 2017, 09:39:55 PM
With Enjoi and Deathwish it's almost embarrassing how much of the skate challenges are done by a single guy (Pilz and Foy). I'm a bit disappointed that eg Dickson and Lizard didn't do more skate stuff.

Props to Gravette for overcoming his fear on the shark challenge, that was scary enough even without a shark phobia.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on August 03, 2017, 11:09:53 PM
Finally Creature has a real challenge!

Theres no way Pilz won't be Pro by the end of this.

Samarria is gorgeous.
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 03, 2017, 11:24:03 PM
Finally Creature has a real challenge!

Theres no way Pilz won't be Pro by the end of this.

Samarria is gorgeous.



already posts on IG that he went pro

skate in a dress *, get a pedicure... i'm shocked there isn't a challenge to have the mystery guests have dinner ready before everyone gets home

(*samaria and lacy found the loophole in this one)
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on August 03, 2017, 11:29:23 PM
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Finally Creature has a real challenge!

Theres no way Pilz won't be Pro by the end of this.

Samarria is gorgeous.

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already posts on IG that he went pro

skate in a dress *, get a pedicure... i'm shocked there isn't a challenge to have the mystery guests have dinner ready before everyone gets home

(*samaria and lacy found the loophole in this one)

Tried looking, didn't see anything. Who posted it?
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: UselessAsshole on August 04, 2017, 12:11:26 AM
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Samaria is good and all and I ain't gonna take away how rad it was, but Phelps was talking about that 5050 on the 12 rail like Marisa didn't front board the fuck out of a 14 like 8 years ago...
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on August 04, 2017, 02:17:37 AM
Cliff in that receding hairline gang. I see you.

Honest question: maybe some things have slipped my mind, but has Baekkel even done that much? I can't remember anything he's done beyond two 50-50s and an 18 stair ollie, and it seems like Pilz and Foy are running circles around him, but Burnett has to shoehorn him into the "MVP contenders" in the name of impartialness...

Also, that was the biggest wallie?


baekkel has already done a lot of stuff.
from the top of my head: tre in women
heels, 360 early grab a set, wallride bs
180, trick on oververt, biggest dirt hill
bomb. and there's a lot more. basically
he is kinda carrying the creature team.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: shit_for_brains on August 04, 2017, 03:47:59 AM
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Finally Creature has a real challenge!

Theres no way Pilz won't be Pro by the end of this.

Samarria is gorgeous.

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already posts on IG that he went pro

skate in a dress *, get a pedicure... i'm shocked there isn't a challenge to have the mystery guests have dinner ready before everyone gets home

(*samaria and lacy found the loophole in this one)
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Tried looking, didn't see anything. Who posted it?

(http://elpatincom.azureedge.net/contenido/uploads/2017/06/jamie-foy-pro-632x411.png)

Was posted everywhere that posts things.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: DannyDee on August 04, 2017, 04:02:09 AM
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Finally Creature has a real challenge!

Theres no way Pilz won't be Pro by the end of this.

Samarria is gorgeous.

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already posts on IG that he went pro

skate in a dress *, get a pedicure... i'm shocked there isn't a challenge to have the mystery guests have dinner ready before everyone gets home

(*samaria and lacy found the loophole in this one)
[close]

Tried looking, didn't see anything. Who posted it?
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(http://elpatincom.azureedge.net/contenido/uploads/2017/06/jamie-foy-pro-632x411.png)

Was posted everywhere that posts things.
When did Jackson Pilz evolve into Jamie Foy?

That episode really lacked skating and the twist was a bit much. But, wholly shit, props to Gravette on that. That would scare me to death. Open water with fucking sharks.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 04, 2017, 05:14:26 AM
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Finally Creature has a real challenge!

Theres no way Pilz won't be Pro by the end of this.

Samarria is gorgeous.

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already posts on IG that he went pro

skate in a dress *, get a pedicure... i'm shocked there isn't a challenge to have the mystery guests have dinner ready before everyone gets home

(*samaria and lacy found the loophole in this one)
[close]

Tried looking, didn't see anything. Who posted it?
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(http://elpatincom.azureedge.net/contenido/uploads/2017/06/jamie-foy-pro-632x411.png)

Was posted everywhere that posts things.
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When did Jackson Pilz evolve into Jamie Foy?

That episode really lacked skating and the twist was a bit much. But, wholly shit, props to Gravette on that. That would scare me to death. Open water with fucking sharks.

Maybe Pilz wasn't posted explicitly, but people said it went down at one of those KOTR events that happened weeks ago
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: DannyDee on August 04, 2017, 05:28:09 AM
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Finally Creature has a real challenge!

Theres no way Pilz won't be Pro by the end of this.

Samarria is gorgeous.

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already posts on IG that he went pro

skate in a dress *, get a pedicure... i'm shocked there isn't a challenge to have the mystery guests have dinner ready before everyone gets home

(*samaria and lacy found the loophole in this one)
[close]

Tried looking, didn't see anything. Who posted it?
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(http://elpatincom.azureedge.net/contenido/uploads/2017/06/jamie-foy-pro-632x411.png)

Was posted everywhere that posts things.
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When did Jackson Pilz evolve into Jamie Foy?

That episode really lacked skating and the twist was a bit much. But, wholly shit, props to Gravette on that. That would scare me to death. Open water with fucking sharks.
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Maybe Pilz wasn't posted explicitly, but people said it went down at one of those KOTR events that happened weeks ago
Not surprising, and not disputing what you said, was more pointing out a photo of Jamie Foy going pro was used as evidence that Jackson Pilz was pro.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: shit_for_brains on August 04, 2017, 05:32:56 AM
Oh sorry I'm on drugs and don't read anybody's posts but my own all the way through.
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 04, 2017, 05:50:58 AM
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Finally Creature has a real challenge!

Theres no way Pilz won't be Pro by the end of this.

Samarria is gorgeous.

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already posts on IG that he went pro

skate in a dress *, get a pedicure... i'm shocked there isn't a challenge to have the mystery guests have dinner ready before everyone gets home

(*samaria and lacy found the loophole in this one)
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Tried looking, didn't see anything. Who posted it?
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(http://elpatincom.azureedge.net/contenido/uploads/2017/06/jamie-foy-pro-632x411.png)

Was posted everywhere that posts things.
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When did Jackson Pilz evolve into Jamie Foy?

That episode really lacked skating and the twist was a bit much. But, wholly shit, props to Gravette on that. That would scare me to death. Open water with fucking sharks.
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Maybe Pilz wasn't posted explicitly, but people said it went down at one of those KOTR events that happened weeks ago
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Not surprising, and not disputing what you said, was more pointing out a photo of Jamie Foy going pro was used as evidence that Jackson Pilz was pro.

You're good. I was just realizing that I perhaps hadn't seen photo proof either
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Green Bastard on August 04, 2017, 06:05:32 AM
Beagle should get MVP
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Francis Xavier on August 04, 2017, 06:11:06 AM
Beagle and that Predator reference had my laughing. Creature got what everyone was waiting for, and it looked super fun. Gravette got past some phobia pretty good considering how much anxiety he had through it all, that definitely juiced his 5050 at fhat nice lady's place.
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Samaria is good and all and I ain't gonna take away how rad it was, but Phelps was talking about that 5050 on the 12 rail like Marisa didn't front board the fuck out of a 14 like 8 years ago...

Grinds>slides in Phelps world apparently,if anything thats a challenge to women to shut Jake down with a bigger rail grind.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: GatorsGhost on August 04, 2017, 10:36:21 AM
Beagle and that Predator reference had my laughing. Creature got what everyone was waiting for, and it looked super fun. Gravette got past some phobia pretty good considering how much anxiety he had through it all, that definitely juiced his 5050 at fhat nice lady's place.
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Samaria is good and all and I ain't gonna take away how rad it was, but Phelps was talking about that 5050 on the 12 rail like Marisa didn't front board the fuck out of a 14 like 8 years ago...
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Grinds>slides in Phelps world apparently,if anything thats a challenge to women to shut Jake down with a bigger rail grind.
Aori already grinded a bigger rail.  Last trick:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlXLuJpoFGE
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: childhood on August 04, 2017, 10:54:17 AM
haha who was talking about having a foot fetish in the Twin Peaks thread?
The mystery guest challenges just continue to deliver.

I actually went scuba diving around sharks a few times. It feels weirdly and surprisingly normal and safe when you're actually around them.
I'm super afraid of crocodiles/alligators though, so I guess everyone has their phobias.

I hate what Morrissey has turned into, but Ben's crewneck was pretty sick.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: shark tits on August 04, 2017, 11:03:13 AM
i'm more into the skate/adventure side of things but realizing that gross stuff is what mainstream america craves [joe rogan, doubledare, etc] how's about a shot of period blood out of a diva cup and vodka?
bloody mickey, 200 points, burnett!
andy mac and goddamn cookies? i'll give you a reason to throw up.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: childhood on August 04, 2017, 11:14:03 AM
With Enjoi and Deathwish it's almost embarrassing how much of the skate challenges are done by a single guy (Pilz and Foy). I'm a bit disappointed that eg Dickson and Lizard didn't do more skate stuff.

Also, on this point, do you think it's partially a strategy to have one guy do as many of the challenges and get as many points as he can, to increase the chance of that person getting overall MVP?
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Francis Xavier on August 04, 2017, 11:15:49 AM
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Beagle and that Predator reference had my laughing. Creature got what everyone was waiting for, and it looked super fun. Gravette got past some phobia pretty good considering how much anxiety he had through it all, that definitely juiced his 5050 at fhat nice lady's place.
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Samaria is good and all and I ain't gonna take away how rad it was, but Phelps was talking about that 5050 on the 12 rail like Marisa didn't front board the fuck out of a 14 like 8 years ago...
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Grinds>slides in Phelps world apparently,if anything thats a challenge to women to shut Jake down with a bigger rail grind.
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Aori already grinded a bigger rail.  Last trick:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlXLuJpoFGE

That was the shit!
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Mongoloid on August 04, 2017, 01:09:22 PM
Boring Episode.

Lacy may just have one of the best nollie inward heels out there.

I also felt bad for Louie getting piss pranked like that, especially after he had just come back saying no one helped him clean the van. He just seems like the nicest genuine dude there is.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on August 04, 2017, 02:52:45 PM
Boring Episode.

Lacy may just have one of the best nollie inward heels out there.

I also felt bad for Louie getting piss pranked like that, especially after he had just come back saying no one helped him clean the van. He just seems like the nicest genuine dude there is.

Did the key prank not count because he didn't get mad?
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Sick Duck on August 04, 2017, 05:42:57 PM
Gravette freaking out was hilarious and then right after he does a huge grind like it's nothing
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: DannyDee on August 04, 2017, 05:46:57 PM
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Boring Episode.

Lacy may just have one of the best nollie inward heels out there.

I also felt bad for Louie getting piss pranked like that, especially after he had just come back saying no one helped him clean the van. He just seems like the nicest genuine dude there is.
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Did the key prank not count because he didn't get mad?
Doesn't really matter, the 150 points were for drinking other teammates piss (or someone else's not sure how specific it was outside of it not being your own).
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Tenterhooks on August 05, 2017, 04:04:57 AM
For the regular trick challenges, is there any incentive, points-wise, to do them at gnarly spots? In the latest episode, Gravette's trying a crooks grab over on a pretty huge handrail. Could he do the same trick on a little park rail for the same points? I know there are the highest / longest challenges but that doesn't apply to every trick, does it?

Edit: Ah, I just looked up the 2014 book (http://www.thrashermagazine.com/articles/king-of-the-road-2014-book/) and saw that it specifies stuff like 'Large rail - 9 or more stairs' in each section. Makes sense.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Willie on August 05, 2017, 05:17:52 AM
The book sometimes specifies "no parks."
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: dirtyweemidden on August 05, 2017, 08:20:42 AM
I just binge watched the whole series, here are my thoughts

Chris Russells jock vibe really weirds me out but Gravette is so entertaining!

the lack of Jon Dixon footage is disappointing, super hyped on Foy

Louie fucking Barletta

all the Ams and girl guests are destroying!
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 05, 2017, 02:01:19 PM
I just binge watched the whole series, here are my thoughts

Chris Russells jock vibe really weirds me out but Gravette is so entertaining!

the lack of Jon Dixon footage is disappointing, super hyped on Foy

Louie fucking Barletta

all the Ams and girl guests are destroying!


It's like Jon Dixon wasn't even there
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: VCR on August 05, 2017, 02:33:09 PM
I'm glad there is no Birdhouse this year
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Mongoloid on August 05, 2017, 06:13:53 PM
I'm glad there is no Birdhouse this year

They did have to do the whole reality television-esque "bring back familiar faces" and put Dan Lu, and Jaws in there though.

I thought that was kind of cornball.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Silky Johnson on August 05, 2017, 06:38:25 PM
Fuck swimming with sharks
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 05, 2017, 10:52:55 PM
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They did have to do the whole reality television-esque "bring back familiar faces" and put Dan Lu, and Jaws in there though.

I thought that was kind of cornball.

i know, I wish they picked other popular skaters that lived in New Mexico or Arizona, like John Motta, or even throw in some skaters that weren't in KOTR like Jerry Gurney or Richie Jackson or even Chad Muska.  Shit, maybe next year those reality show producers traveling on KOTR like Aaron Meza will figure it out.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: zeep zander on August 06, 2017, 12:17:40 AM
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Finally Creature has a real challenge!

Theres no way Pilz won't be Pro by the end of this.

Samarria is gorgeous.

[close]


already posts on IG that he went pro

skate in a dress *, get a pedicure... i'm shocked there isn't a challenge to have the mystery guests have dinner ready before everyone gets home

(*samaria and lacy found the loophole in this one)
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Tried looking, didn't see anything. Who posted it?
[close]

(http://elpatincom.azureedge.net/contenido/uploads/2017/06/jamie-foy-pro-632x411.png)

Was posted everywhere that posts things.
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When did Jackson Pilz evolve into Jamie Foy?

That episode really lacked skating and the twist was a bit much. But, wholly shit, props to Gravette on that. That would scare me to death. Open water with fucking sharks.
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Maybe Pilz wasn't posted explicitly, but people said it went down at one of those KOTR events that happened weeks ago
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Not surprising, and not disputing what you said, was more pointing out a photo of Jamie Foy going pro was used as evidence that Jackson Pilz was pro.

You're good. I was just realizing that I perhaps hadn't seen photo proof either
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dan stolling posted a photo of jamie and jackson saying congrats on both turning pro that night and then deleted it like 10 minutes later.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Mongoloid on August 06, 2017, 05:42:30 AM
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They did have to do the whole reality television-esque "bring back familiar faces" and put Dan Lu, and Jaws in there though.

I thought that was kind of cornball.
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i know, I wish they picked other popular skaters that lived in New Mexico or Arizona, like John Motta, or even throw in some skaters that weren't in KOTR like Jerry Gurney or Richie Jackson or even Chad Muska.  Shit, maybe next year those reality show producers traveling on KOTR like Aaron Meza will figure it out.

Yeah, not missing the point or anything there..

It just felt like a "hey remember these guys from Vice's premier KotR season!" by putting the "whacky" Jaws, and the "happy sweetheart" Dan Lu in the mix. Otherwise they nailed it with the rest of the guests.

My point was that it felt like they were following a typical reality television platform/pattern.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: himlor on August 06, 2017, 08:12:28 AM
sean reilly for prez
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: planman on August 06, 2017, 03:56:24 PM
Samarria and Enzo killed that rail. Shit looks mad steep. Overall I really liked this episode, it continues those feel-good vibes. Excited for this week's though, looks like it'll be 45 minutes of everyone killing it.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Changes on August 06, 2017, 05:46:55 PM
Jackson Pilz MVP
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: colt cannon lunchbox on August 06, 2017, 06:34:22 PM
whoever over at enjoi got rid of fardell and put on pilz is on the money
future SOTY
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 06, 2017, 10:18:13 PM
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They did have to do the whole reality television-esque "bring back familiar faces" and put Dan Lu, and Jaws in there though.

I thought that was kind of cornball.
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i know, I wish they picked other popular skaters that lived in New Mexico or Arizona, like John Motta, or even throw in some skaters that weren't in KOTR like Jerry Gurney or Richie Jackson or even Chad Muska.  Shit, maybe next year those reality show producers traveling on KOTR like Aaron Meza will figure it out.
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Yeah, not missing the point or anything there..

It just felt like a "hey remember these guys from Vice's premier KotR season!" by putting the "whacky" Jaws, and the "happy sweetheart" Dan Lu in the mix. Otherwise they nailed it with the rest of the guests.

My point was that it felt like they were following a typical reality television platform/pattern.

I got that it "felt like that" and I pointed out you were wrong by citing all the other non-KOTR skaters they had encountered  and that those skaters that were returning were geographically significant.  The reality show return you bring up is when they bring back someone from the bachelor, et al. To stir up trouble or whatever.   But I'm not trying to be the new Gipper style police force here so if people want to keep pushing those reality show claims then so be it.  There's one or two eps left and we can relitigate this shit in a year
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Post by: Francis Xavier on August 06, 2017, 10:28:18 PM
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I'm glad there is no Birdhouse this year
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They did have to do the whole reality television-esque "bring back familiar faces" and put Dan Lu, and Jaws in there though.

I thought that was kind of cornball.
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i know, I wish they picked other popular skaters that lived in New Mexico or Arizona, like John Motta, or even throw in some skaters that weren't in KOTR like Jerry Gurney or Richie Jackson or even Chad Muska.  Shit, maybe next year those reality show producers traveling on KOTR like Aaron Meza will figure it out.
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Yeah, not missing the point or anything there..

It just felt like a "hey remember these guys from Vice's premier KotR season!" by putting the "whacky" Jaws, and the "happy sweetheart" Dan Lu in the mix. Otherwise they nailed it with the rest of the guests.

My point was that it felt like they were following a typical reality television platform/pattern.
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I got that it "felt like that" and I pointed out you were wrong by citing all the other non-KOTR skaters they had encountered  and that those skaters that were returning were geographically significant.  The reality show return you bring up is when they bring back someone from the bachelor, et al. To stir up trouble or whatever.   But I'm not trying to be the new Gipper style police force here so if people want to keep pushing those reality show claims then so be it.  There's one or two eps left and we can relitigate this shit in a year
That's still 2 episodes where Clint can pop up and board check someone for nostalgia/plot twists.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: handsclapanin on August 07, 2017, 07:44:49 AM
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Samaria is good and all and I ain't gonna take away how rad it was, but Phelps was talking about that 5050 on the 12 rail like Marisa didn't front board the fuck out of a 14 like 8 years ago...
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Grinds>slides in Phelps world apparently,if anything thats a challenge to women to shut Jake down with a bigger rail grind.
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Aori already grinded a bigger rail.?  Last trick:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlXLuJpoFGE
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That was the shit!

Aori's grind was the contents page of TWS. Thus rendering it null and void in the eyes of the all mighty Phelper.
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Post by: Mongoloid on August 07, 2017, 08:02:36 AM
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They did have to do the whole reality television-esque "bring back familiar faces" and put Dan Lu, and Jaws in there though.

I thought that was kind of cornball.
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i know, I wish they picked other popular skaters that lived in New Mexico or Arizona, like John Motta, or even throw in some skaters that weren't in KOTR like Jerry Gurney or Richie Jackson or even Chad Muska.  Shit, maybe next year those reality show producers traveling on KOTR like Aaron Meza will figure it out.
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Yeah, not missing the point or anything there..

It just felt like a "hey remember these guys from Vice's premier KotR season!" by putting the "whacky" Jaws, and the "happy sweetheart" Dan Lu in the mix. Otherwise they nailed it with the rest of the guests.

My point was that it felt like they were following a typical reality television platform/pattern.
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I got that it "felt like that" and I pointed out you were wrong by citing all the other non-KOTR skaters they had encountered  and that those skaters that were returning were geographically significant.  The reality show return you bring up is when they bring back someone from the bachelor, et al. To stir up trouble or whatever.   But I'm not trying to be the new Gipper style police force here so if people want to keep pushing those reality show claims then so be it.  There's one or two eps left and we can relitigate this shit in a year

No, you're definitely right with everything you're saying. I think that was my only minor pet peeve I've had between the two seasons, otherwise I think the producers have done a great job.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 10, 2017, 10:08:39 PM
this year is really ending on a high note!  I barely noticed that this was the first time they did a bounty challenge and the lack of them compared to the first year (which is where we got the famous Yonnie Yones Battle at the Boardslide) shows Thrasher isn't trying to get everyone to fuck with each other for ratings (it's on Viceland - they're aren't ever going to be blowing up the Nielsens).

- loved Lacey swearing when they called down the mystery guests
- loved Jef Hartsel and the unashamed mall grab.  it's just the most convenient way to hold a skateboard
- finally saw what people like about Phelps in this ep.  he wasn't off to the side shouting dumb platitudes.  he was hanging around joking with Hartsel and chatting with Samarria.  gave a glimpse at the real guy behind the front so it makes sense why people hang out with him and don't mind him, which was cool to see
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Post by: Francis Xavier on August 10, 2017, 11:15:56 PM
this year is really ending on a high note!  I barely noticed that this was the first time they did a bounty challenge and the lack of them compared to the first year (which is where we got the famous Yonnie Yones Battle at the Boardslide) shows Thrasher isn't trying to get everyone to fuck with each other for ratings (it's on Viceland - they're aren't ever going to be blowing up on the Nielsons).

- loved Lacey swearing when they called down the mystery guests
- loved Jef Hartsel and the unashamed mall grab.  it's just the most convenient way to hold a skateboard
- finally saw what people like about Phelps in this ep.  he wasn't off to the side shouting dumb platitudes.  he was hanging around joking with Hartsel and chatting with Samarria.  gave a glimpse at the real guy behind the front so it makes sense why people hang out with him and don't mind him, which was cool to see
All of this, and king of the DONG
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: tkp on August 11, 2017, 12:00:15 AM
This show reminds me to enjoy skateboarding.
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Post by: Silky Johnson on August 11, 2017, 12:02:10 AM
Louie is the best dude
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Post by: h00man on August 11, 2017, 12:05:55 AM
Best way to end KOTR and most of all a roadtrip. Phelps was the man in this episode.

Probably my favorite episode so far because of the sweet ending to such a harsh trip.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Roisto on August 11, 2017, 05:29:41 AM
Louie is the best dude

Yes!! Dude just makes me smile every time.
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Post by: DOBIS on August 11, 2017, 08:30:15 AM
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Yes!! Dude just makes me smile every time.

seeing his smile and watching Pilz skate make every episode better
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Noble Experiment on August 11, 2017, 08:54:17 AM
Man the editors really know how to hype up the feel good moments. Wallin finally landing the switch big heel after trying for so long made me smile and clap with joy.
Also, as mentioned already, it was cool seeing Phelps more laid back side for once in this episode; just having fun and cracking jokes at wallows and also his conversation with samaria. He's not that bad whenever he's not putting on that dickish facade that he's learned to milk on camera for so many years now.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Green Bastard on August 11, 2017, 08:56:29 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/mG2KJVN.png)

Wallin's pretty smart
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on August 11, 2017, 09:53:46 AM
I guarantee if Birdhouse was on that floating ramp sesh that someone would have pushed someone off of it.
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Post by: RCB3 on August 11, 2017, 02:17:46 PM
Creature calling the palm trees coconut trees over and over was the best thing I've heard in a while.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: shark tits on August 11, 2017, 03:50:37 PM
Creature calling the palm trees coconut trees over and over was the best thing I've heard in a while.
in hawaii the palm trees are coconut trees. like lining the streets and growing like weeds everywhere. apparently tongans don't have a fear of heights so they're tasked w/ maintenance on busy thoroughfares but in the cut you can help yourself.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Nag Champa on August 11, 2017, 04:27:51 PM
I seriously want to hire Andy Roy for a corporate speaking event once I get my foot in the door of one of those situations. His slam at Wallows, his whole fucking things....if he somehow figured out how to tell the cuddle bandit story in a TED talk like way...to the fucking moon he could go. Society is ready and primed.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 11, 2017, 05:13:04 PM
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I seriously want to hire Andy Roy for a corporate speaking event once I get my foot in the door of one of those situations. His slam at Wallows, his whole fucking things....if he somehow figured out how to tell the cuddle bandit story in a TED talk like way...to the fucking moon he could go. Society is ready and primed.

his question "you want a backrub? some granola?" to Enzo and the earnest look in his eyes is probably the closest we'll get to see his prison demeanor.

I hope next year they do andy roy for a day where the newest team rider has to hold onto the pulled out pocket of the rider who's been there the longest for a day AND THEN BUTT CHUG PRUN-O WHOOOO
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: offkilter on August 11, 2017, 05:21:02 PM
 jon dickson fs flip late shuv  :o
I was sure no one else was going to do it after pilz
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Nag Champa on August 11, 2017, 05:33:41 PM
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I seriously want to hire Andy Roy for a corporate speaking event once I get my foot in the door of one of those situations. His slam at Wallows, his whole fucking things....if he somehow figured out how to tell the cuddle bandit story in a TED talk like way...to the fucking moon he could go. Society is ready and primed.
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his question "you want a backrub? some granola?" to Enzo and the earnest look in his eyes is probably the closest we'll get to see his prison demeanor.

I hope next year they do andy roy for a day where the newest team rider has to hold onto the pulled out pocket of the rider who's been there the longest for a day AND THEN BUTT CHUG PRUN-O WHOOOO

Yeah, his demeanor changed for a few seconds there with Enzo, huh. At least, they edited it that way or they had no clue.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: RCB3 on August 11, 2017, 06:52:56 PM
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Creature calling the palm trees coconut trees over and over was the best thing I've heard in a while.
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in hawaii the palm trees are coconut trees. like lining the streets and growing like weeds everywhere. apparently tongans don't have a fear of heights so they're tasked w/ maintenance on busy thoroughfares but in the cut you can help yourself.

Damnit, why you make me look like fool!!
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: danjtony on August 11, 2017, 09:13:44 PM
I hate the new age hypersensitivity to racism, but it was kinda weird when Phelps said "Can we get the team monkeys down here with the books, please." And Jay Thorpe walks up. Poor choice of words and even poorer choice of editing. Fuck you Vice.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Silky Johnson on August 11, 2017, 11:00:39 PM
I wish I could walk outside and just grab a fresh coconut from a tree.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: planman on August 12, 2017, 12:55:23 AM
That episode was fuckin heavy. Pilz switch big heel was a definite feelgood moment
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: RCB3 on August 12, 2017, 12:56:09 AM
I hate the new age hypersensitivity to racism, but it was kinda weird when Phelps said "Can we get the team monkeys down here with the books, please." And Jay Thorpe walks up. Poor choice of words and even poorer choice of editing. Fuck you Vice.

You're digging too deep man.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Bumpovertrash on August 12, 2017, 01:27:15 AM
I hate the new age hypersensitivity to racism, but it was kinda weird when Phelps said "Can we get the team monkeys down here with the books, please." And Jay Thorpe walks up. Poor choice of words and even poorer choice of editing. Fuck you Vice.
Then why are you being hypersensitive dumbshit
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Gino's Back 180 Nosegrind on August 12, 2017, 08:51:15 AM
I hate the new age hypersensitivity to racism, but it was kinda weird when Phelps said "Can we get the team monkeys down here with the books, please." And Jay Thorpe walks up. Poor choice of words and even poorer choice of editing. Fuck you Vice.
I'm sure that's not what Phelps meant at all, but it's good to know that you personally associate black people with monkeys.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: noninjasinstreetfighter on August 12, 2017, 12:29:24 PM
Anyone notice Pilz showing no emotion when Wallin was trying/landed the switch biggie?

An Enjoi teammate referred to him as the T-1000 of skateboarding. He's from Australia. So is Zigram. Coincidence?
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: igrindtwinkies on August 12, 2017, 05:48:05 PM
I started off wanting creature or deathwish to win, but I have fallen in love with the Enjoi team over the course of the season.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on August 12, 2017, 09:26:36 PM
Gravette is beyond hilarious. Really hope Enjoi took it.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: himlor on August 13, 2017, 08:07:41 AM
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Creature calling the palm trees coconut trees over and over was the best thing I've heard in a while.
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in hawaii the palm trees are coconut trees. like lining the streets and growing like weeds everywhere. apparently tongans don't have a fear of heights so they're tasked w/ maintenance on busy thoroughfares but in the cut you can help yourself.
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Damnit, why you make me look like fool!!

there's different kine palm trees, some are coconut, some also grow papayas, some grow dates, some are just spiked.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: CHONGO on August 13, 2017, 11:38:28 PM
holy shit once David found out he had "dong" on the back of his head.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Jerkstore on August 14, 2017, 05:54:24 AM
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I hate the new age hypersensitivity to racism, but it was kinda weird when Phelps said "Can we get the team monkeys down here with the books, please." And Jay Thorpe walks up. Poor choice of words and even poorer choice of editing. Fuck you Vice.
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You're digging too deep man.


I didn't notice that but that's classic Vice right there if it was an editing decision
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Made In China on August 14, 2017, 04:31:16 PM
Watching these has made me really want to buy Enjoi boards again
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: DannyDee on August 14, 2017, 11:07:41 PM
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I hate the new age hypersensitivity to racism, but it was kinda weird when Phelps said "Can we get the team monkeys down here with the books, please." And Jay Thorpe walks up. Poor choice of words and even poorer choice of editing. Fuck you Vice.
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You're digging too deep man.

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I didn't notice that but that's classic Vice right there if it was an editing decision
Any person who has basic logical thinking capabilities would realize he was also talking about one white dude and Cliff, which pretty much removes any racism from the comment.

Really hope Enjoi wins because of Louie. I wonder who the feel good ultra positive guy will be next year. Hard to top DanLu and Louie.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Dr-Feelgood on August 15, 2017, 04:16:57 PM
Random question but does anyone know the artist or what brand this shirt is Burnett was wearing in the last episode of KOTR?
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 15, 2017, 04:32:14 PM
Random question but does anyone know the artist or what brand this shirt is Burnett was wearing in the last episode of KOTR?

It's an old Neil Blender shirt.   #streetcred
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Dr-Feelgood on August 15, 2017, 04:38:57 PM
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Random question but does anyone know the artist or what brand this shirt is Burnett was wearing in the last episode of KOTR?
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It's an old Neil Blender shirt.   #streetcred

Ahh legend ! Thanks bud
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on August 16, 2017, 12:13:48 AM
That episode was fuckin heavy. Pilz switch big heel was a definite feelgood moment
wasnt that zack wallin with the sw bigheel?
anyways,  good episode.  good series this
year overall. i really enjoyed it. curious to
see who took it. it is everyone's game, i'd
say. would be pretty hyped if enjoi took it.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: planman on August 16, 2017, 12:15:58 AM
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wasnt that zack wallin with the sw bigheel?
anyways,  good episode.  good series this
year overall. i really enjoyed it. curious to
see who took it. it is everyone's game, i'd
say. would be pretty hyped if enjoi took it.
I mean they're both aussie so it's basically the same thing
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Level 60 Dwarf Paladin on August 16, 2017, 12:19:12 AM
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That episode was fuckin heavy. Pilz switch big heel was a definite feelgood moment
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wasnt that zack wallin with the sw bigheel?
anyways,  good episode.  good series this
year overall. i really enjoyed it. curious to
see who took it. it is everyone's game, i'd
say. would be pretty hyped if enjoi took it.
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I mean they're both aussie so it's basically the same thing
Zack Wallin is from San Jose...
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: planman on August 16, 2017, 01:12:13 AM
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That episode was fuckin heavy. Pilz switch big heel was a definite feelgood moment
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wasnt that zack wallin with the sw bigheel?
anyways,  good episode.  good series this
year overall. i really enjoyed it. curious to
see who took it. it is everyone's game, i'd
say. would be pretty hyped if enjoi took it.
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I mean they're both aussie so it's basically the same thing
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Zack Wallin is from San Jose...
What the fuck. All these years I thought he was Australian and now I don't know why
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 16, 2017, 04:30:16 AM
It's a little amazing to realize that with all these skaters, barely any of them are sponsored by Nike, adidas, Cons or NB.  Just Willis Kimbal, Raemers, Nora (guest), and Jake Hayes (injured), which is pretty against the norms of the industry.   I could be blanking on others though



Maybe Enzo is NB flow?
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: JB on August 16, 2017, 01:20:59 PM
I guarantee if Birdhouse was on that floating ramp sesh that someone would have pushed someone off of it.

clint and clive wouldve been on opposite decks throwing peoples boards in the water while jaws tried 540s.


this year was awesome. so much shit got conquered. the wallows session was really awesome. 
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Fongstarr. on August 16, 2017, 01:46:15 PM
Yeah....this year was good. Just the opposite of last year which is a good (and maybe bad thing). Just shows you don't need a villain in KOTR to make it watchable. I think the show did it's job well where it really advertised all teams. I didn't know anyone on Creature for the most part  aside from Gravette and Ryan Reyes and this sort of put a good light on all of them. Even Enjoi having on most of the newer riders was cool to see. Definitely a big fan of Pilz now.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: heckler on August 17, 2017, 07:58:25 PM
Fuck yeah, Enjoi!

Good for Jackson and Jamie, well deserved on both counts. It's probably just the power of editing, but Kevin was looking mighty surly after Jackson won MVP.

What's with Thrasher only picking handplants for the KOTR cover the past few years?
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 17, 2017, 08:39:21 PM
Fuck yeah, Enjoi!

Good for Jackson and Jamie, well deserved on both counts. It's probably just the power of editing, but Kevin was looking mighty surly after Jackson won MVP.

What's with Thrasher only picking handplants for the KOTR cover the past few years?


saddest moment of the night

re: Enzo "did you put him on yet?"
louie: "what?"
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on August 17, 2017, 08:46:03 PM
Even though I knew it was coming, Jamie Foy's pro reveal was genuinely heartwarming.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: doublesteveburger on August 17, 2017, 09:11:18 PM
Someone tell me who won, I won't be able to watch it until tomorrow without it glitching uncontrollably.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: childhood on August 17, 2017, 09:39:31 PM
Yeah it only played half of it for me, and then it wouldn't load again for me.

From Heckler's last post, I'm assuming enjoi won.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 17, 2017, 09:49:05 PM
Yeah it only played half of it for me, and then it wouldn't load again for me.

From Heckler's last post, I'm assuming enjoi won.

yeah, they have a cover from the metal day with the Jerry Gurney.
Pilz and Samarria were MVPs, Foy was Phelper's choice

Baekkel won Hall of Meat, but then Andy Roy upstaged him with an amazing table break attempt.  it's right as the episode ends so keep watching all the way through
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Silky Johnson on August 17, 2017, 09:50:57 PM
Damn Jackson is the shit, super stoked on his MVP/Pro status and Enjoi taking it.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: colt cannon lunchbox on August 17, 2017, 09:59:11 PM
If Pilz can put out a part before the end of the year he could be SOTY. I pretty much have been watching all of these episodes just for him, no one not even Foy is on his level.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Beak on August 17, 2017, 10:00:21 PM
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Fuck yeah, Enjoi!

Good for Jackson and Jamie, well deserved on both counts. It's probably just the power of editing, but Kevin was looking mighty surly after Jackson won MVP.

What's with Thrasher only picking handplants for the KOTR cover the past few years?
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saddest moment of the night

re: Enzo "did you put him on yet?"
louie: "what?"
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Francis Xavier on August 17, 2017, 10:17:48 PM
Enzo will be full on before they have to hit the next KOTR...maybe
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 17, 2017, 10:27:31 PM
Enzo will be full on before they have to hit the next KOTR...maybe

do the champs always go the next time around?  if so, that'll be in the next handful of weeks

so Real vs Enjoi vs ???
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Francis Xavier on August 17, 2017, 10:38:52 PM
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Enzo will be full on before they have to hit the next KOTR...maybe
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do the champs always go the next time around?  if so, that'll be in the next handful of weeks

so Real vs Enjoi vs ???

Traditionally ya, there is a title to defend basically. Real is for sure in? That'll be sick, I could see a few different teams though. Almost, Zero without Cole, Element, or Santa Cruz since they got some new blood. Definitely wouldn't see Plan B, numbers, FA, Palace, or any others
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 17, 2017, 10:55:51 PM
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Enzo will be full on before they have to hit the next KOTR...maybe
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do the champs always go the next time around?  if so, that'll be in the next handful of weeks

so Real vs Enjoi vs ???

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Traditionally ya, there is a title to defend basically. Real is for sure in? That'll be sick, I could see a few different teams though. Almost, Zero without Cole, Element, or Santa Cruz since they got some new blood. Definitely wouldn't see Plan B, numbers, FA, Palace, or any others

Element would be a good call.  Santa Cruz seems odd, but maybe they like throwing lesser known brands in there.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: doublesteveburger on August 17, 2017, 11:05:17 PM
Skate Mental would be fucking bananas on KOTR, maybe nugget would stick around this time.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: colt cannon lunchbox on August 18, 2017, 12:10:50 AM
Skate Mental would be fucking bananas on KOTR, maybe nugget would stick around this time.

ummmmm
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: DannyDee on August 18, 2017, 12:35:14 AM
Hyped Enjoi won, the complete opposite of Birdhouse last year. Pilz pro is legit, hopefully, a part to accompany this announcement comes soon. His footage in Holy Stokes was really good.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: h00man on August 18, 2017, 01:26:26 AM
Finally a winner we can all be happy for! Proud of Pilz and Enjoi!
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 18, 2017, 01:33:33 AM
Raemers park to grass hill transition got overlooked
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Zurg on August 18, 2017, 02:46:37 AM
i thought phelpers choice was for a single trick. kinda makes it like the mvp runner up. glad enjoi won. jackson pingaz rules
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Francis Xavier on August 18, 2017, 03:54:45 AM
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do the champs always go the next time around?  if so, that'll be in the next handful of weeks

so Real vs Enjoi vs ???

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Traditionally ya, there is a title to defend basically. Real is for sure in? That'll be sick, I could see a few different teams though. Almost, Zero without Cole, Element, or Santa Cruz since they got some new blood. Definitely wouldn't see Plan B, numbers, FA, Palace, or any others
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Element would be a good call.  Santa Cruz seems odd, but maybe they like throwing lesser known brands in there.
I don't know how I forgot, but Element did KOTR recently in 2014 and before that in 2005
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on August 18, 2017, 05:54:49 AM
The first time Element did KOTR I'm pretty sure Chris Cole individually beat the whole team in points.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: heckler on August 18, 2017, 05:57:23 AM
^^I think the comparison was Chris Cole 2005 and e'S 2003.

Santa Cruz should go, I bet Erick Winkowski would be great at this shit. New Zero could be kind of sick, with Franky and Dane Burman. Maybe Krooked? They probably wouldn't win, but they'd definitely be the most enjoyable to watch.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Francis Xavier on August 18, 2017, 06:53:05 AM
I just remember how pissed Mike V was when Element lost in 05'.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Mongoloid on August 18, 2017, 07:24:34 AM
 Jackson Pilz is just another one of those guy's like Daan, GT, and Ishod who is on a whole higher level.

Some freakishly elevated talent in skating these days.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Syhr on August 18, 2017, 07:59:54 AM
So did Foy get surprised twice? Or is it just he didn't expect everyone to be there when he walked into the room?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BV8VCBjAx5W/?taken-by=deathwishskateboards (https://www.instagram.com/p/BV8VCBjAx5W/?taken-by=deathwishskateboards)

https://www.instagram.com/p/BX7FCBKAbkl/?taken-by=deathwishskateboards (https://www.instagram.com/p/BX7FCBKAbkl/?taken-by=deathwishskateboards)
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: left knee cap on August 18, 2017, 08:16:50 AM
So did Foy get surprised twice? Or is it just he didn't expect everyone to be there when he walked into the room?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BV8VCBjAx5W/?taken-by=deathwishskateboards (https://www.instagram.com/p/BV8VCBjAx5W/?taken-by=deathwishskateboards)

https://www.instagram.com/p/BX7FCBKAbkl/?taken-by=deathwishskateboards (https://www.instagram.com/p/BX7FCBKAbkl/?taken-by=deathwishskateboards)

Looks like they did this after the finale event and surprised him at the park with all the BakerBoys people.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: JB on August 18, 2017, 08:33:17 AM
whos got the scoop on foy's sister in the flower shirt?
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: offkilter on August 18, 2017, 09:16:42 AM
What kind of drugs does Andy Roy do? I'm guessing dog.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: offkilter on August 18, 2017, 09:18:37 AM
Louie has to be so hyped, he has a great team.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: planman on August 18, 2017, 12:52:29 PM
Soo is enzo of flow status?
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: sharkin on August 18, 2017, 12:56:41 PM
What's with Thrasher only picking handplants for the KOTR cover the past few years?

Easy trick to get the whole team stoking in the background

Glad Enjoi won. They're the happiest team in skating, and Pilz is beyond sick
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: JB on August 18, 2017, 12:58:01 PM
What kind of drugs does Andy Roy do? I'm guessing dog.

do they make meth for dogs?
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: RCB3 on August 18, 2017, 01:17:24 PM
Andy licking those sausages made me want to throw up. I'd go get tested for some diseases if I were Zack or Sean.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Yushin Okami on August 18, 2017, 01:19:36 PM
It was rad seeing how stoked everybody (especially Creature) was when they surprised Foy.
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Post by: Righteous Victim on August 18, 2017, 03:41:50 PM
Anyone know why Lacey wasn't there? Also, it looks like her second front wheel touched on that 1 wheeled nose manual 180.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on August 18, 2017, 03:48:29 PM
Was it just me or was there a lot of camera focus on Bekkel. Also saw the Snacks sighting:

(http://i.imgur.com/9qXry4d.jpg)
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: shark tits on August 18, 2017, 03:51:07 PM
andy roy is older than sweet lou!?!?! ???
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: IcanthelpitImfromMilwaukee on August 18, 2017, 04:56:21 PM
Ended pretty much as expected, except Creature getting second.

They should've had a "not giving a shit" for Jon Dickson. Also, they shouldn't have invited Andy Roy and focused more on Jaws hallucinating in the background. What the fuck was he doing?
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: skate_bored on August 18, 2017, 05:05:54 PM
focused more on Jaws hallucinating in the background. What the fuck was he doing?

lol I spit out my damn drink. dude is on something fun for sure. he's such a weirdo, I love it
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Changes on August 18, 2017, 06:11:19 PM
Called Pilz MVP since enjoi was announced, hes the greatest, all u had to do is watch his insta vids to know everyone was going to be fucked
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: billyerlife on August 18, 2017, 09:31:03 PM
That Mystery Guest MVP was 500 points, that's more than what enjoi won by, Sammaria pretty much won it for them. I mean Jackson winning 25,000 points probably helped too, but still. Excellent season, way more watchable than last year, money on it being Anti-Hero and Welcome next year.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: danjtony on August 18, 2017, 09:39:27 PM
Yeah I think Vice took fewer liberties with the storytelling/drama this time around. Felt less like a reality TV show and more like an extended version of the thrasher web clips (and no shitty soundtrack).
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Post by: Hairy Ballsagna on August 18, 2017, 10:03:08 PM
Welp, at least we don't have to watch that fucking Michael Phelps ad anymore.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Hairy Ballsagna on August 18, 2017, 10:05:24 PM
Yeah I think Vice took fewer liberties with the storytelling/drama this time around. Felt less like a reality TV show and more like an extended version of the thrasher web clips (and no shitty soundtrack).

Agreed. I get the temptation to play up the team conflicts and add a little extra drama, but when people are getting "dong" tattooed to their head and killing themselves to land a tre flip in high heels you don't really need a story line.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Zurg on August 18, 2017, 10:14:01 PM
how much was mvp worth?
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 18, 2017, 11:23:28 PM
That Mystery Guest MVP was 500 points, that's more than what enjoi won by, Sammaria pretty much won it for them. I mean Jackson winning 25,000 points probably helped too, but still. Excellent season, way more watchable than last year, money on it being Anti-Hero and Welcome next year.


I would love to take that bet and your money
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: doublesteveburger on August 18, 2017, 11:34:34 PM
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Agreed. I get the temptation to play up the team conflicts and add a little extra drama, but when people are getting "dong" tattooed to their head and killing themselves to land a tre flip in high heels you don't really need a story line.


Last year having birdhouse wrote it's own storyline, it can't ALL be vice egging shit on. Same thing this year with Creature. I love how they kept giving Baekkel reaction shots though. There must have been some tension on that table.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: colt cannon lunchbox on August 19, 2017, 05:09:09 AM
Phelps sounds like he is in a lot of pain the way he was yelling into that mic
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Burt Ward on August 19, 2017, 05:09:37 AM
Welp, at least we don't have to watch that fucking Jake Phelps anymore.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: BacksideWallride on August 19, 2017, 06:58:18 AM
Phelps sounds like he is in a lot of pain the way he was yelling into that mic

He sounded like he had the biggest loogie ever he couldn't hock
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: essal on August 19, 2017, 09:25:58 AM
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Yeah I think Vice took fewer liberties with the storytelling/drama this time around. Felt less like a reality TV show and more like an extended version of the thrasher web clips (and no shitty soundtrack).
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Agreed. I get the temptation to play up the team conflicts and add a little extra drama, but when people are getting "dong" tattooed to their head and killing themselves to land a tre flip in high heels you don't really need a story line.
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Last year having birdhouse wrote it's own storyline, it can't ALL be vice egging shit on. Same thing this year with Creature. I love how they kept giving Baekkel reaction shots though. There must have been some tension on that table.
he said "i have to pee" so that's probably why there was tension
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: danjtony on August 19, 2017, 09:32:51 AM
Also yeah I'm glad to see that Phelps has gone from saying "fuck" every other word to just unintelligible howling. Dude is on some Trump level mental decay.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 19, 2017, 03:11:13 PM
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Yeah I think Vice took fewer liberties with the storytelling/drama this time around. Felt less like a reality TV show and more like an extended version of the thrasher web clips (and no shitty soundtrack).
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Agreed. I get the temptation to play up the team conflicts and add a little extra drama, but when people are getting "dong" tattooed to their head and killing themselves to land a tre flip in high heels you don't really need a story line.
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Last year having birdhouse wrote it's own storyline, it can't ALL be vice egging shit on. Same thing this year with Creature. I love how they kept giving Baekkel reaction shots though. There must have been some tension on that table.
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he said "i have to pee" so that's probably why there was tension

and mummy face just raised his eyebrows.

the "interesting" thing with the baekkel shots, they show one where it looks like he's mean mugging, then the next shot they show up him he's whooping it up like he's in the studio audience of Married With Children
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: shit_for_brains on August 19, 2017, 03:42:12 PM
Nothing on earth would have gotten me to eat an Andy Roy sausage.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Silky Johnson on August 19, 2017, 04:40:57 PM
Andy Roy's grill looks like the before photo in a dental implant advertisement
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: tobey on August 19, 2017, 06:00:27 PM
I was stoked when Thrasher just posted the results right after the show because that made me not want to watch the final episode. Shit I seen on Instagram of just Andy Roy there makes me so glad they did that. No way I was gonna sit for an hour of Andy Roy just to see who won
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: heckler on August 19, 2017, 06:21:08 PM
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Yeah I think Vice took fewer liberties with the storytelling/drama this time around. Felt less like a reality TV show and more like an extended version of the thrasher web clips (and no shitty soundtrack).
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Agreed. I get the temptation to play up the team conflicts and add a little extra drama, but when people are getting "dong" tattooed to their head and killing themselves to land a tre flip in high heels you don't really need a story line.
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Last year having birdhouse wrote it's own storyline, it can't ALL be vice egging shit on. Same thing this year with Creature. I love how they kept giving Baekkel reaction shots though. There must have been some tension on that table.
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he said "i have to pee" so that's probably why there was tension
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and mummy face just raised his eyebrows.

the "interesting" thing with the baekkel shots, they show one where it looks like he's mean mugging, then the next shot they show up him he's whooping it up like he's in the studio audience of Married With Children
I brought it up earlier, but a friend pointed out to me that not only was Baekkel mean mugging after Jackson won MVP, but he wasn't clapping at all -- hard to pin that one on editing. Gotta try pretty hard to look like the most unlikable guy next to Chris Russell, but he definitely came through.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Harem on August 20, 2017, 12:13:21 AM
Would love to see WKND/ZERO/WELCOME.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: planman on August 20, 2017, 12:24:07 AM
Since we know REAL's going this year, I'm calling Ishod for mvp
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 20, 2017, 12:51:14 AM
Since we know REAL's going this year, I'm calling Ishod for mvp

I was thinking Zion bc I could see them using it bleed in the new breed.  I hope Ishod goes though
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Owen on August 20, 2017, 04:08:06 AM
I just binged through the webisodes and this thread.

Jon Dixon had a reasonable amount of skating in the youtube clips I thought. Maybe this was left out of the Vice show?

Pilz and Foy were both incredible. Amazing to think that this was all in a two week period.

I'm calling Foy for SOTY. He's been crushing it a long time and Phelps seems amped on him.

Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: shit_for_brains on August 20, 2017, 08:54:08 AM
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Since we know REAL's going this year, I'm calling Ishod for mvp
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I was thinking Zion bc I could see them using it bleed in the new breed.  I hope Ishod goes though

I was thinking Zion too and then they'll bring out his pro board at the end and I would have predicted this obvious thing.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: expired on August 20, 2017, 02:59:45 PM
gravette just seems so happy to be a skater and take part in kotr. Pilz seems so humble, seems like such a down to earth guy.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: billyerlife on August 20, 2017, 08:12:35 PM
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That Mystery Guest MVP was 500 points, that's more than what enjoi won by, Sammaria pretty much won it for them. I mean Jackson winning 25,000 points probably helped too, but still. Excellent season, way more watchable than last year, money on it being Anti-Hero and Welcome next year.
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I would love to take that bet and your money

I'll bet you an equivalent amount that this is exactly what would happen.

Since we know REAL's going this year, I'm calling Ishod for mvp

Is that a fact? Is the other teams going common knowledge as well?
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Made In China on August 21, 2017, 02:17:10 AM
Wow I really don't like that Chris Russell. Does that make me a bad person?
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Jerkstore on August 21, 2017, 06:59:07 AM
Wow I really don't like that Chris Russell. Does that make me a bad person?

nah, all of them are quite unlikable

nora was down to act like a jock with the rest of them
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Sleazy on August 21, 2017, 07:19:19 AM
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Wow I really don't like that Chris Russell. Does that make me a bad person?
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nah, all of them are quite unlikable

nora was down to act like a jock with the rest of them

not likable, david is one of the coolest guys on the series and i liked how the viking guy was all intense.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: handsclapanin on August 21, 2017, 09:23:18 AM
Also yeah I'm glad to see that Phelps has gone from saying "fuck" every other word to just unintelligible howling. Dude is on some Trump level mental decay.

And I'm guessing this was all filmed before his slam, right?

I wonder what Andy Roy was wearing when he showed up. Obviously not his usual cutoff dickies uniform.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: rejectpaul on August 21, 2017, 09:37:20 AM
Would love to see WKND/ZERO/WELCOME.

Heroin/Welcome/Pizza would be rad
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Silky Johnson on August 21, 2017, 04:49:32 PM
Wow I really don't like that Chris Russell. Does that make me a bad person?
Sewn on redbull hats will tend to do that
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: pistachio on August 22, 2017, 08:28:07 AM
That Chris Russel dude is straight up hideous. He takes having a punch-face to the absolute extreme. While it's petty, I find him to be super unappealing as a result. Creature is pretty lame anyway.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Fongstarr. on August 22, 2017, 09:35:43 AM
King of the Road 2016: Highest, Longest, Most Winners (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCrkykE71K8#)
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: JB on August 22, 2017, 10:45:00 AM
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Would love to see WKND/ZERO/WELCOME.
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Heroin/Welcome/Pizza would be rad

monster vs redbull vs vodka
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Big Baby Jesus on August 22, 2017, 02:15:34 PM
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Wow I really don't like that Chris Russell. Does that make me a bad person?
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Sewn on redbull hats will tend to do that

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks he looks extremely bad in a fitted hat especially one with a massive Red Bull logo. Looks like he's trying to copy Ryan Sheckler. Honestly both Foy and Russell look out of place with their other team members when their wearing those hats. Foy certainly fits on DW and Russell kinda fits on Creature but not with those god damn hats.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: shit_for_brains on August 22, 2017, 02:19:14 PM
What kind of hat does your perfect man wear?
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on August 22, 2017, 02:41:01 PM
This right here is a pretty nice display of hat wearing. Nothing flashy, but many can still recognize what the "H" represents. Fits like your average cap, but it really ties the ensemble together.


(https://theboardr.blob.core.windows.net/skaterheroimages/28hero.jpg)
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: childhood on August 22, 2017, 03:23:25 PM
That's just like my opinion, but realistically like, I think Brad Cromer is really fucked up.
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Grant Patronik on August 22, 2017, 04:26:04 PM
Anybody else laugh out loud when Andy made fun of Conover's dog or when Phelps told him to get the fuck off the stage. Who is that dude anyways? Seems like a creep and I can't remember a single trick that he did...
Title: Re: KOTR episodes
Post by: Fongstarr. on August 22, 2017, 04:40:30 PM
Anybody else laugh out loud when Andy made fun of Conover's dog or when Phelps told him to get the fuck off the stage. Who is that dude anyways? Seems like a creep and I can't remember a single trick that he did...

Kind of surprised they left that in the edit.




At least Creature realizes their roles in KOTR. I actually kind of dug the guys. I thought all of them were like goth skaters or some shit. Just that vibe Creature gives out.

(https://www.nhsfunfactory.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/CR_KOTR_PowerJocks_Grey_Bottom%20copy.jpg)