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General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: stan on September 11, 2017, 04:56:57 PM
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Everybody by now has heard of massage spots and happy endings
around last Wednesday I went out to grab something to go eat I ended up at a panda express and as I was eating I looked up and saw there was a new massage spot that just open super randomly
as I was eating I was thinking about it would be so dope to just walk up in there and just get a massage and go thug life right befor the massage started to just take off all my clothes and just be naked and see what would happen if they massage me or not ..
? after I was done eating I just said fuc it I'm going what's the worst that can happen so I went in
I dont really know what type of spot it is - Japanese ? Thi - Asian ??? But I walked in a woman greater perked up and said hello in broken English and I went forth and paid $40 for one of there plans for a one hour back massage
she took me to the room and there was another woman waiting in the room
and right befor I was about to go thug life and get naked the other woman asked if I could take shower in broken English
It took me a couple of trys to get what she was saying it was so broken __-- Shaw ara ? ? shaw war
caan Yu take AAA shaw ar first ,? I finally got what she was saying and o.. o can I take a shower ,,O ,, Ok yeah thinking in my head dude this is hella random but perfect
we went into a backroom and there was a shower a small one person shower
she pointed to it and right befor she was about to leave and I was like how do u turn this on and she turned back around and was setting it up and I was just wearing a tee shirt and shorts its been dumb hot so it took me like 5 seconds to get naked and by the time she turned around I was just casually naked and she looked at it .. yeee and I i stepped into the shower and she even hung up my shorts and tee shirt on a hook on the door and came back with a white towel and hung it on the door and I got done with the shower then I went back to the room where she was waiting and as she stood up and I just removed my towel and I was just thug life naked and she told me to lay down on the massage table and she began giving me a massage for a whole fucking hour she was hella good too I even got a hot towel at the end or what I thought was the end .
after the hot towel she told me to turn over and she grabbed a towel and put it over my balls but left my Dick open over the towel ? perfectly folded right over my ball leaving my Dick right above the towel and then she asked and pointed to my Dick do u want this massaged in broken English
it kind of took me by surprise how random and dope and in the open it went down I said yes and she said 50 extra I gave her a $50 and she just started going to town on it and as she was going to town on it I just said fuc it in my head and with my hand just started touching her and I got under her shirt and she un did her bra and lifted up her shirt and I started playing with her nipples and then she just started leaning more and more and then I just got turned on and got up ? and she started jacking me off standing up and then I stared kissing her neck and she just got re into that she put her other arm around me and it fucking just started going hella crazy and I was looking at Her eyes and shit and she's looking at me and shit and I'm touching her and she's going at it jacking me off I'm thinking w t f in my head
and then she cupped her hand and I came in it she cupped it perfectly caught the shit like and pro ? I just was looking at her and shit and she was looking at me
and then I was kept kissing her neck and she was holding me still this went on for about 4 or five min.. after I came
? she even stayed there with me when I got dress and hugged me and put her arm around me and as I was walking out with her and she walked me to the door and was just looking at me with a smile as I walked out the door i was tripping the whole way back home like w t f
we all hear of happy endings but I don't think everybody gets to straight up
this type style everyday
Ether way shit was fun and hella random
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Good job, stan.
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U probably got the hand herpes now
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Life fucking hammers. You've inspired me. I have to do this.
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I'm married and not the trifling type so it ain't happening but that was quite a sales pitch. Regular massages are $90 or more an hour so still quite a deal. They're probably pissed if you turn the $50 special down. $40 for 55 min of work and $50 for 5. Not to bring the vibes down but what are the chances that she's a human trafficking victim you think?
Anyway, trend watch 2017. After skate massage and handjob.
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I'm married and not the trifling type so it ain't happening but that was quite a sales pitch. Regular massages are $90 or more an hour so still quite a deal. They're probably pissed if you turn the $50 special down. $40 for 55 min of work and $50 for 5. Not to bring the vibes down but what are the chances that she's a human trafficking victim you think?
Anyway, trend watch 2017. After skate massage and handjob.
The chances are high
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Life fucking hammers. You've inspired me. I have to do this.
indeed!
"i'm all boned up over here"
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I'm reading this at work and got kind of hard. If you could spell and build sentences, you could do this for a living.
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-Woah! that was like a porno... LITERALLY!
-There use to be a massage parlor a mile or 2 away from me that ended up getting busted for happy endings. Never went, but than again, I never knew. How do those things even work? Do you just go and hope for the "extra-special treatment", or is there underground info u have to be privy to?
-Not exactly the same, but kinda funny:
a few months ago I developed a lump in my groin area that swelled and became really painful over the course of 2-4days, so I went to the doc. I was alittle embarrassed cause it meant Id have to drop trou for the doc, so I went and I was able to get it looked at and diagnosed with minimal exposure. It ended up being an abcess caused by a skin infection (caused by a cut somehow). They took me to the operating room to get it drained, and when I layed there I was warned that I might wanna take off the boxers, cause it was gonna be wet and messy. For some reason I felt alotta unease about having to do it, so I just closed my eyes, slid em down and let the ball roll. I took like 5 or 6 numbing shots that hurt like hell, drained it, bandaged it up an got sent home. I got orders to come back 5 days later for a follow up, and around this time my balls were feeling sore all the time, like I got kicked below the belt. I was worried, so I knew that I had to ask to get my balls fondled just to make sure I was safe. I went online to read what a testes checkup would be like, and all I came up on were horror stories: "as soon as she touched my balls, I accidentally splooged!... she smiled and cleaned it up", "I was feeling really sensative to the touch, then I came all over his gloves... it was embarrassing!" So, I got in my head a bit about this happening. Being on a combination of strong meds for the abcess was additionally making me paranoid and anxiety driven, so I was convinced this was gonna happen to me. The day of reckoning came and I sat there in the lobby awaiting my fate. went in and got the incision/abcess examined -- it all looked good and the doc was heading out, until I had to remind her to look at my testes... "ohhh yeeaaaah!", she unconvincingly stated... like she forgot (the appt specifically included a teste checkup). She was a sweet middle aged latin woman, warm doctors smile, tight uniform, snowy pale skin w/no makeup... I was ready to face the music and let my sexual tension unravel all over those latex free gloves of hers. She was on a chair, fixing on another pair of gloves with her back turned to me, and told me to stand and drop my undies. This was it. Her hands slowly inched toward my balls (slow in my mind anyways) and she started feeling up the spermadic cords, while I stood over her. It was dead quiet. Carefully kneading through my sac, then gently hovering her fingers around my gooch, alternating beween hard and soft pressing to feel for lumps. I could feel the warmth of her hands through those semithick gloves. my breath stopped... it was over. nothing happened. Everything was okay. She was cordial and professional about it. Told me that teste pain can be congruent with groin injuries/trauma. She led me out, and I left feeling relieved, yet a part of me was bummed and wished it would have happened. That was it.
damn, sorry for the long post.
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-Woah! that was like a porno... LITERALLY!
-There use to be a massage parlor a mile or 2 away from me that ended up getting busted for happy endings. Never went, but than again, I never knew. How do those things even work? Do you just go and hope for the "extra-special treatment", or is there underground info u have to be privy to?? ?
-Not exactly the same, but kinda funny:
a few months ago I developed a lump in my groin area that swelled and became really painful over the course of 2-4days, so I went to the doc. I was alittle embarrassed cause it meant Id have to drop trou for the doc, so I went and I was able to get it looked at and diagnosed with minimal exposure. It ended up being an abcess caused by a skin infection (caused by a cut somehow). They took me to the operating room to get it drained, and when I layed there I was warned that I might wanna take off the boxers, cause it was gonna be wet and messy.? For some reason I felt alotta unease about having to do it, so I just closed my eyes, slid em down and let the ball roll. I took like 5 or 6 numbing shots that hurt like hell, drained it, bandaged it up an got sent home. I got orders to come back 5 days later for a follow up, and around this time my balls were feeling sore all the time, like I got kicked below the belt. I was worried, so I knew that I had to ask to get my balls fondled just to make sure I was safe. I went online to read what a testes checkup would be like, and all I came up on were horror stories: "as soon as she touched my balls, I accidentally splooged!... she smiled and cleaned it up", "I was feeling really sensative to the touch, then I came all over his gloves... it was embarrassing!" So, I got in my head a bit about this happening. Being on a combination of strong meds for the abcess was additionally making me paranoid and anxiety driven, so I was convinced this was gonna happen to me. The day of reckoning came and I sat there in the lobby awaiting my fate. went in and got the incision/abcess examined -- it all looked good and the doc was heading out, until I had to remind her to look at my testes... "ohhh yeeaaaah!", she unconvincingly stated... like she forgot (the appt specifically included a teste checkup). She was a sweet middle aged latin woman, warm doctors smile, tight uniform, snowy pale skin w/no makeup... I was ready to face the music and let my sexual tension unravel all over those latex free gloves of hers. She was on a chair, fixing on another pair of gloves with her back turned to me, and told me to stand and drop my undies. This was it. Her hands slowly inched toward my balls (slow in my mind anyways) and she started feeling up the spermadic cords, while I stood over her. It was dead quiet. Carefully kneading through my sac, then gently hovering her fingers around my gooch, alternating beween hard and soft pressing to feel for lumps. I could feel the warmth of her hands through those semithick gloves. my breath stopped... it was over. nothing happened. Everything was okay. She was cordial and professional about it. Told me that teste pain can be congruent with groin injuries/trauma. She led me out, and I left feeling relieved, yet a part of me was bummed and wished it would have happened.? That was it.
damn, sorry for the long post.? ?
"day of reckoning" LMFAO!
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stan...stan stan stan...this is why you are the best. We've missed you!
fucking hell stan you did the right thing!
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straight people lol
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straight people lol
Why the fuck would anyone pay for a handjob, when you can get way more by buying someone dinner or a couple drinks? I would have just used that $50 on a Blind re-issue.
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Theres a place like this by my barber,my wife unknowningly went in for a foot massage, and while she was getting her ankles worked a dude in the next booth or whatever was dropping a load and not being quiet about it.
You should send this into Penthouse fourm,its publish material for sure!
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Why the fuck would anyone pay for a handjob...
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You should send this into Penthouse fourm,its publish material for sure!
backing this. send it raw and unedited too stan. thats what the people need to read.
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backing this. send it raw and unedited too stan. thats what the people need to read.
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Should I just start a blog.. somewhere ?
how many people would dig this if I did ? Or not ?
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I was just casually naked
I was just thug life naked
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i was hooked at thug life naked
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congrats stan. not bad
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backing this. send it raw and unedited too stan. thats what the people need to read.
Should I just start a blog.. somewhere ?
how many people would dig this if I did ? Or not ?
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Get on wordpress or tumblr and handle all your scandals
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I was ready to face the music and let my sexual tension unravel all over those latex free gloves of hers.
shit was about to get real
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Stan, Prince of Vagine.
As far as paying for a tug, why not? It certainly cuts out the need for small talk, plus you get a solid full body before hand (no pun intended).
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after the hot towel she told me to turn over and she grabbed a towel and put it over my balls but left my Dick open over the towel ? perfectly folded right over my ball leaving my Dick right above the towel and then she asked and pointed to my Dick do u want this massaged in broken English
this is gold
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I'm married and not the trifling type so it ain't happening but that was quite a sales pitch. Regular massages are $90 or more an hour so still quite a deal. They're probably pissed if you turn the $50 special down. $40 for 55 min of work and $50 for 5. Not to bring the vibes down but what are the chances that she's a human trafficking victim you think?
Anyway, trend watch 2017. After skate massage and handjob.
The chances are high
Probably 100%?
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I'm married and not the trifling type so it ain't happening but that was quite a sales pitch. Regular massages are $90 or more an hour so still quite a deal. They're probably pissed if you turn the $50 special down. $40 for 55 min of work and $50 for 5. Not to bring the vibes down but what are the chances that she's a human trafficking victim you think?
Anyway, trend watch 2017. After skate massage and handjob.
The chances are high
Probably 100%?
I don't think anyone chooses to jerk men off for a living
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I'm married and not the trifling type so it ain't happening but that was quite a sales pitch. Regular massages are $90 or more an hour so still quite a deal. They're probably pissed if you turn the $50 special down. $40 for 55 min of work and $50 for 5. Not to bring the vibes down but what are the chances that she's a human trafficking victim you think?
Anyway, trend watch 2017. After skate massage and handjob.
The chances are high
Probably 100%?
I don't think anyone chooses to jerk men off for a living
Well, you thought wrong. $50 for 5-10 minutes is more than what most people make in an hour.
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after the hot towel she told me to turn over and she grabbed a towel and put it over my balls but left my Dick open over the towel ? perfectly folded right over my ball leaving my Dick right above the towel and then she asked and pointed to my Dick do u want this massaged in broken English
this is gold
For real Stan is one of my favorite posters.
Even the title of the post cracks me up.. "with extra".
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I'm married and not the trifling type so it ain't happening but that was quite a sales pitch. Regular massages are $90 or more an hour so still quite a deal. They're probably pissed if you turn the $50 special down. $40 for 55 min of work and $50 for 5. Not to bring the vibes down but what are the chances that she's a human trafficking victim you think?
Anyway, trend watch 2017. After skate massage and handjob.
The chances are high
Probably 100%?
I don't think anyone chooses to jerk men off for a living
If you think she gets to keep it you're delusional
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guilty boner thread haha
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Gnar'ed.
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you da man stan. should prob start reviewing on rub maps
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you da man stan. should prob start reviewing on rub maps
Had to check if Rub Maps was a real thing and indeed it is.
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to be honest i don't think i've ever even been thug life naked
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you da man stan. should prob start reviewing on rub maps
forget google maps, apple maps, and waze. rub maps is the only way to navigate the modern world
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you da man stan. should prob start reviewing on rub maps
forget google maps, apple maps, and waze. rub maps is the only way to navigate the modern world
Pretty soon its gonna replace all of the gps systems
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you da man stan. should prob start reviewing on rub maps
forget google maps, apple maps, and waze. rub maps is the only way to navigate the modern world
Pretty soon its gonna replace all of the gps systems
"In 200 ft your happy ending will be on the right"
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you da man stan. should prob start reviewing on rub maps
forget google maps, apple maps, and waze. rub maps is the only way to navigate the modern world
I'm just think about the dude who is the GIS specialist entering this layer onto the map of the city...
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thanks stan.
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to be honest i don't think i've ever even been thug life naked
Then you sir have never truly lived!
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stan, define thuglife naked. ive been naked in a lot of ways. ive bombed a hill naked. but i dont know if ive ever been thug life naked and i want to know if its a box i can check.
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if i had to guess, bombing a hill naked seems pretty thug life naked
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Thug Life naked is when you just get buck without any concern for how it could possibly go wrong.
I think a good quantifier would be that you do it in the presence of company that could land you in jail or not, but you through caution to the wind and drop trou.
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I've definitely been thug life naked. Don't tell anyone but I have a Tupac tattoo.
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This thread rules
"Thug life naked" makes total sense to me
Respect
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Since the term thug life naked was brought to my attention I've found myself searching for situations to try this in. shorty wanna be a thug.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SbRf67-BSjE
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This muthafucka here is knows a thing or two about being Thug Life Naked.
(https://d1o0agh0cxj49r.cloudfront.net/photos/2015/05/14/7884-rs-11-19-08-brandon-novak-naked-laughing-on-air.jpg)
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Fred Gall gets Thug Life naked at the Real booth at every trade show.
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This muthafucka here is knows a thing or two about being Thug Life Naked.
(https://d1o0agh0cxj49r.cloudfront.net/photos/2015/05/14/7884-rs-11-19-08-brandon-novak-naked-laughing-on-air.jpg)
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And about being a grower not a show-er
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you know she's probably a sex slave right dude? should've at least offered to save her imo
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The next step in your depravity development : getting yourself an escort.
Good times to be had.
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The next step in your depravity development : getting yourself an escort.
Good times to be had.
Stan been done had escorts. One was an older broad that writes books and posts sad YouTube diatribes.
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For anyone in SF: My Lyft driver was pointing out every massage parlor in North Beach/Chinatown that gives out happy endings because we were stuck in traffic. He drives a silver Hyndai Sonata, has a 4.9 rating, and goes into detail.
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Massage spot across from the Palms in Vegas does "fucky fucky or sucky" according to one of my cab drivers in a recent trip. I got no need,but know others do so have at it!
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Massage spot across from the Palms in Vegas does "fucky fucky or sucky" according to one of my cab drivers in a recent trip. I got no need,but know others do so have at it!
if you're in vegas, just walk around. prostitutes are everywhere.
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Massage spot across from the Palms in Vegas does "fucky fucky or sucky" according to one of my cab drivers in a recent trip. I got no need,but know others do so have at it!
if you're in vegas, just walk around. prostitutes are everywhere.
Thats a given haha