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Title: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
Post by: PincherBug on November 20, 2017, 09:29:57 PM
Have any of you guys seen this commercial?  Apparently Jaws is sponsored by an aspirin company?  Aspirin ain't gonna do shit for him in a few years with all the gnarly shit he skates.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFlYU_pAud8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFlYU_pAud8)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSVPuwFtwUU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSVPuwFtwUU)
Title: Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 20, 2017, 09:37:44 PM
Would make more sense if they were chewables
Title: Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
Post by: layzieyez on November 20, 2017, 10:00:14 PM
Not good for concussions.  If you bang your dome, don't take something that is going to thin your blood and increase the chances of brain bleeding.
https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/concussion/diagnosis-treatment/drc-20355600
Title: Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
Post by: KoRnholio8 on November 21, 2017, 12:17:06 AM
big pharma propaganda
Title: Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
Post by: eranka on November 21, 2017, 01:20:41 AM
Not good for concussions.  If you bang your dome, don't take something that is going to thin your blood and increase the chances of brain bleeding.
https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/concussion/diagnosis-treatment/drc-20355600
Exactly. could make things worse for every trauma, not just head trauma.
Title: Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
Post by: iwishilivedinfinla on November 21, 2017, 01:39:29 AM
if you didnt know what they were talking about


you'd have no idea what the fuck is going on
Title: Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on November 21, 2017, 03:16:36 AM
Talk about going corporate - they went pharma corporate!

Also, calling it Leap of Faith in the skateboarding context is blasphemy. Obviously this isn't made for skaters, but still.
Title: Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
Post by: sharkin on November 21, 2017, 06:03:10 AM
Fuck Jaws.

I gave him so many chances.
Title: Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on November 21, 2017, 06:16:04 AM
what the fuck did I just watch 40 seconds of? don't be encouraging people to take pills, you're a roll model!
Title: Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
Post by: chodekaka on November 21, 2017, 06:27:17 AM
What the fuck on so many levels is this?
Why are they in a desert?
How was he pushing so hard in the sand on a board?
What does this have to do with aspirin?
Why are they both looking down?
What is Ali boulala wearing?
Why is it constantly showing Ali walking without shoes and a shirt?
What does this cryptic video mean? This is some Illuminati shit forsure. Jaws on Illuminati conformed
Title: Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on November 21, 2017, 06:32:58 AM
What would be a leap of faith in science!?
Title: Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
Post by: ImportantGuy on November 21, 2017, 07:32:50 AM
What would be a leap of faith in science!?
Using science and technology to make life on earth more tolerable for the majority instead of making sure the 1% can move to Mars when shit hits the fan.
Title: Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
Post by: Chuck Gender on November 21, 2017, 07:33:19 AM
What would be a leap of faith in science!?

Asked myself the exact same question. Cloning humans? Prolonging life forever?

The video makes no sense at all. It gave me the feeling that everyone could be brave enough to take that leap pill. Not sure that was the message they wanted to convey... Bayer on assisted suicide?
Title: Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
Post by: Chuck Gender on November 21, 2017, 07:34:42 AM
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What would be a leap of faith in science!?
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Using science and technology to make life on earth more tolerable for the majority instead of making sure the 1% can move to Mars when shit hits the fan.


Science is bringing you to mars. The rest is politics and economy.
Title: Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
Post by: natenola forever on November 21, 2017, 07:40:31 AM
Isn't Bayer the company that gave a bunch of people HIV in europe cuz they didn't wanna pull a batch of aspirin they knew was contaminated.
Title: Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
Post by: ImportantGuy on November 21, 2017, 07:47:53 AM
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What would be a leap of faith in science!?
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Using science and technology to make life on earth more tolerable for the majority instead of making sure the 1% can move to Mars when shit hits the fan.
[close]


Science is bringing you to mars. The rest is politics and economy.
They are all kind of inevitably intertwined. I'm sure you caught my drift.
Title: Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
Post by: BigManTing on November 21, 2017, 07:50:13 AM
Bayer's got a murky history for sure. Trademarking heroin, having a slave labour factory next to Auschwitz, investing in Zyklon B, purchasing Monsanto.

Wonder if he's contracted to take at least 3 pills a day?
Title: Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
Post by: ImportantGuy on November 21, 2017, 07:53:13 AM
What would be a leap of faith in science!?
Attempt 2  (good question!)
Trying to figure out the why instead of the how.
Title: Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
Post by: Andrefosho on November 21, 2017, 08:12:49 AM
Bayer's got a murky history for sure. Trademarking heroin, having a slave labour factory next to Auschwitz, investing in Zyklon B, purchasing Monsanto.

Wonder if he's contracted to take at least 3 pills a day?

I bet he is contracted to cash out a hefty check, that is if Terry Kennedy provided him with a competent reference to negotiate his deal.
Title: Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
Post by: happenstance on November 21, 2017, 08:43:12 AM
Jaws video about skating the Lyon 25 is filmed in the desert.

Bayer executives video talking about this ad campaign is filmed at the Lyon 25.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7t-qZjKLI4
Title: Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
Post by: Sanka Coffie on November 21, 2017, 10:28:09 AM
Jaws video about skating the Lyon 25 is filmed in the desert.

Bayer executives video talking about this ad campaign is filmed at the Lyon 25.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7t-qZjKLI4

A couple things on that...

1.) Since when is Bayer pronounced like "buyer" and not "bear"? (fuck you mom and dad for lying to me my whole life.)
2.) That video can't even explain what their product is.
3.) "Why is leaps so important?" - the guy essential just says because the world is changing. the end.
4.) Why is this filmed at the fucking spot, but in the one with the actual people who's names are associated with that spot, it's in the goddamn desert and you can't even bother to show a fucking clip of them skating?
Title: Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
Post by: tortfeasor on November 21, 2017, 10:39:09 AM
dear lord show the fucking trick!!
Title: Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on November 21, 2017, 12:04:38 PM
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Jaws video about skating the Lyon 25 is filmed in the desert.

Bayer executives video talking about this ad campaign is filmed at the Lyon 25.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7t-qZjKLI4
[close]

A couple things on that...

1.) Since when is Bayer pronounced like "buyer" and not "bear"? (fuck you mom and dad for lying to me my whole life.)
2.) That video can't even explain what their product is.
3.) "Why is leaps so important?" - the guy essential just says because the world is changing. the end.
4.) Why is this filmed at the fucking spot, but in the one with the actual people who's names are associated with that spot, it's in the goddamn desert and you can't even bother to show a fucking clip of them skating?

ad 1.)  since 1863.
i don't care for the
rest. i didn't watch
this, and i will not.
Title: Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
Post by: UselessAsshole on November 21, 2017, 12:13:12 PM
Feel like this is a front so they can use Jaws like a lab rat to find out how his unbreakable legs work.
Title: Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
Post by: imad on November 21, 2017, 12:23:08 PM
Aspirin doesn't work. Take three ibuprofen and you're good to go.
Title: Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 21, 2017, 03:00:04 PM
Bayer's got a murky history for sure. Trademarking heroin, having a slave labour factory next to Auschwitz, investing in Zyklon B, purchasing Monsanto.

Wonder if he's contracted to take at least 3 pills a day?

He has to have the bottle, but he’s got tic tacs in there
Title: Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
Post by: chodekaka on November 21, 2017, 05:27:21 PM
Jaws video about skating the Lyon 25 is filmed in the desert.

Bayer executives video talking about this ad campaign is filmed at the Lyon 25.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7t-qZjKLI4
This is honestly one of the yuckiest things I have seen in skateboarding. This is the lowest of the low.
Title: Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on November 21, 2017, 05:42:37 PM
Jaws video about skating the Lyon 25 is filmed in the desert.

Bayer executives video talking about this ad campaign is filmed at the Lyon 25.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7t-qZjKLI4

So wait, does that mean that the Bayer executives' natural habitat is the desert?
Title: Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
Post by: doublesteveburger on November 21, 2017, 05:54:29 PM
A dog drug sponsor would be fucking phenomenal.
Title: Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on November 21, 2017, 06:13:00 PM
Hooking Boulala up with legal pharmaceuticals? Classy Bayer, classy...
Title: Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on November 21, 2017, 06:20:21 PM
Li'l Schmatty on baby aspirin petition??
Title: Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
Post by: Silky Johnson on November 21, 2017, 10:22:05 PM
I think he's Pedialyte flow ^
Title: Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
Post by: pabloalvarado on November 22, 2017, 12:56:37 PM
Boulala <3
Title: Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
Post by: himlor on November 22, 2017, 03:28:50 PM
gross. almost  puked
Title: Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
Post by: botefdunn on November 22, 2017, 05:41:38 PM
with the sound off it looks like some youth pastor business, Jaws taking the leap of Faith down saint peter's golden 25 and Ali as shoeless saviour.
Title: Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
Post by: 4LOM on November 22, 2017, 09:17:45 PM
with the sound off it looks like some youth pastor business, Jaws taking the leap of Faith down saint peter's golden 25 and Ali as shoeless saviour.

That’ll get me to church on Sunday 
Title: Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
Post by: WarmUpZone on November 23, 2017, 01:59:57 PM
dear lord show the fucking trick!!
I can't believe Bayer didn't spring for the actual footage. The whole thing is giving me a headache.
Title: Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on November 24, 2017, 08:10:20 AM
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dear lord show the fucking trick!!
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I can't believe Bayer didn't spring for the actual footage. The whole thing is giving me a headache.

so they're doing their job well...
Title: Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
Post by: expired on November 24, 2017, 08:41:20 PM
I haven't watched this yet, but when reloading the bobby nine club the add was this, saw jaws pushing through the desert glad I could skip after 5 minutes
Title: Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
Post by: the snake on November 24, 2017, 09:10:36 PM
disgusting
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