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Title: Favorite Bad Movies
Post by: childhood on December 16, 2017, 06:02:19 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-fYWAwc8Q0
Neil Breen, the director/writer/everything behind this movie, is an egomaniac weirdo with a Messiah-complex.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOUHvdGuENMw
Charlie Sheen voices a dog detective, in this ridiculously bad CGI movie. Like if Toy Story was about food mascots. Weirdly creepy.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUzrSAGJW6k
Possibly the biggest bad movie? I think the super-apologetic language slave in this scene is genuinely hilarious though.
It's pretty funny, and makes a lot about the movie make sense, reading about the financial fraud that went on:

Following the failure of Battlefield Earth and other films independently produced by Franchise Pictures, The Wall Street Journal reported that the FBI was probing "the question of whether some independent motion picture companies have vastly inflated the budget of films in an effort to scam investors" Intertainment had agreed to pay 47% of the production costs of several films in exchange for European distribution rights, but ended up paying for between 60 and 90% of the costs instead. The company alleged that Franchise had defrauded it to the tune of over $75 million by systematically submitting "grossly fraudulent and inflated budgets"

The case was heard before a jury in a Los Angeles federal courtroom in May–June 2004. The court heard testimony from Intertainment that according to Franchise's bank records the real cost of Battlefield Earth was $44 million, not the $75 million declared by Franchise.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battlefield_Earth_(film)
Title: Re: Favorite Bad Movies
Post by: matter of fact on December 16, 2017, 06:09:50 PM
the wickerman with nicolas cage is the best bad movie i can think of. getting drunk with some friends while watching that movie is magical. the first time we watched it we realized there was an alternate cut on the dvd so we circled back and watched the whole fuckin thing again, only to discover the only difference was that one cut showed his ankles being broken and the other cut didn't. totally worth it.
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Post by: shark tits on December 16, 2017, 06:32:16 PM
usedta be evil dead 2. seen it as an 11-12 yr old and it was scary. saw it a yr or 2 later, slapstick!

big trouble in little china. i smoked weed and thought to myself 'ol jack burton is the coolest mf-er imaginable'.

judgement night w/ denis leary and jeremy pivens. 4 yuppies on their way to a boxing match get stuck in southside chiraq where the baddest larry hoover dude in the hood..... is denis leary.
hilarity ensues, ari gold gets shoved off a roof, cuba gooding jr and emilio estevez kick it old school and watch each other's backs to survive. soundtrack gets special mention for marrying rap and rock, inspiring limp bizkit, korn and all that nu metal boolshit.
i prolly have a ton more.
Title: Re: Favorite Bad Movies
Post by: thunderskater2805 on December 16, 2017, 07:02:12 PM
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_4nupAxvNw&ab_channel=macuelizo
Title: Re: Favorite Bad Movies
Post by: Joe Pesci on December 16, 2017, 07:19:33 PM
Someones Knocking at the Door.

I selected this movie from a list of random movies on like Netflix a couple years back, it's basically about a zombie with a huge dick that rapes people, if I remember correctly.
Title: Re: Favorite Bad Movies
Post by: tobey on December 16, 2017, 07:20:07 PM
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_4nupAxvNw&ab_channel=macuelizo

That's not a bad movie. That's the best movie ever fucking made
Title: Re: Favorite Bad Movies
Post by: childhood on December 16, 2017, 07:38:51 PM
Ha I don't think of Evil Dead 2 and Big Trouble... as bad movies even.
They're campy and goofy in parts, but I feel like they accomplished what they were trying to do.
Both of these probably fall somewhere in that category:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzC5r7pIKoo

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVoEhO8stu0

I just watched some of Judgement Night on youtube though. That movie's a fucking mess.

Title: Re: Favorite Bad Movies
Post by: Baron Samedi on December 16, 2017, 07:44:20 PM
inb4 "oh hi mark"
Title: Re: Favorite Bad Movies
Post by: NeppuNeppu on December 16, 2017, 07:52:09 PM
Chopping Mall - A group of teenagers stay behind at the mall they work at to party. The mall, however, recently incorporated a fleet of robots to serve as security and when lightning strikes the main frame, the night of fun inside the mall turns into a night of terror trapped in the mall.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKi5Cqe8xS4

The Toxic Avenger (series) - A wimpering geek jumps into a barrel of toxic waste in an attempt to escape his bullies. After the toxic begins to seep in, he transforms into the toxic avenger - New Jersey's finest superhero! Most other movies from Lloyd Kaufmann and Troma are fun too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KGIdp_Qu_I

Killer Klowns from Outer Space - There's these clowns from outer space and they kill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plUXguATsTQ

Street Trash - A liquor store owner in an extremely rough area finds a crate of strange alcohol and sells it to his lowly customers. But they get more than drunk from it. There's also some kind of trash cult war, but it's been a while and I don't remember too much from that part.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbZt7Q1MVdU
Title: Re: Favorite Bad Movies
Post by: Mongoloid on December 16, 2017, 08:04:53 PM

Kung Pow! Enter the Fist.

Still reference some of the shit in that movie, still laugh after all these years. Don't watch it all that frequently though.
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Post by: Grampa on December 16, 2017, 08:48:24 PM
Troll 2 is legendarily bad.
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Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on December 16, 2017, 08:52:57 PM
Pretty Sweet
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Post by: MOE SYZLAK on December 16, 2017, 09:04:23 PM

Kung Pow! Enter the Fist.

Still reference some of the shit in that movie, still laugh after all these years. Don't watch it all that frequently though.
Yes! The song Master Tang sings about animals cracks me the fuck up no matter how many times i hear it.
Title: Re: Favorite Bad Movies
Post by: Mongoloid on December 16, 2017, 09:10:03 PM
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Kung Pow! Enter the Fist.

Still reference some of the shit in that movie, still laugh after all these years. Don't watch it all that frequently though.
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Yes! The song Master Tang sings about animals cracks me the fuck up no matter how many times i hear it.

Haha fuck yeah! There’s so many little things in that movie that still hit me just right.

“Birdie!!” “Tiguur!!” Or Master Tang swallowing the moths. Too much to list, I just love it!

Title: Re: Favorite Bad Movies
Post by: Sanka Coffie on December 16, 2017, 09:41:50 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7PYvuyUVqE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7PYvuyUVqE)
Title: Re: Favorite Bad Movies
Post by: IcanthelpitImfromMilwaukee on December 16, 2017, 10:56:21 PM
Showgirls.
Title: Re: Favorite Bad Movies
Post by: Dirtymac on December 16, 2017, 11:42:01 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7PYvuyUVqE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7PYvuyUVqE)
"I been known to cut a little rug"...
Title: Re: Favorite Bad Movies
Post by: igrindtwinkies on December 17, 2017, 12:37:43 AM
Milk Money.
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Post by: Rusty Shackleford on December 17, 2017, 05:05:49 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyT9kBOTYJg
Title: Re: Favorite Bad Movies
Post by: shark tits on December 17, 2017, 05:11:52 AM
i never saw the real movie of this but i'm intrigued.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZoFNVhEfpE
also, a pal recommended this to me and it was bad/good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v2z_MCYlsc
Title: Re: Favorite Bad Movies
Post by: SOTY on December 17, 2017, 11:29:22 AM
Army of Darkness. I'm a huge fan of Evil Dead 2 as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_51HrX_LB0
Title: Re: Favorite Bad Movies
Post by: Garth Marenghi on December 17, 2017, 11:41:41 AM
The Pod People
(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/pod_people.png)
Title: Re: Favorite Bad Movies
Post by: layzieyez on December 17, 2017, 12:04:29 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-dIdFXeFhs
Title: Re: Favorite Bad Movies
Post by: childhood on December 17, 2017, 01:17:19 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyT9kBOTYJg
Yes!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmdT0LxcEog
This is my first time seeing any of Gleaming the Cube. Did not disappoint.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=51QvGiPkOlQ
Title: Re: Favorite Bad Movies
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on December 17, 2017, 03:17:20 PM
Training Day is not a bad movie per say but I've always laughed my ass off at it.
Title: Re: Favorite Bad Movies
Post by: Profitsea on December 17, 2017, 03:32:04 PM
After years of mild curiosity I finally powered through Dons Plum last week, and HOLY SHIT... It’s far worse than I ever could have imagined, it’s somehow exhausting to sit through, and yet I couldn’t look away. Just....WOW

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4xKVI6PoHb0
Title: Re: Favorite Bad Movies
Post by: RCB3 on December 17, 2017, 03:59:50 PM
I know damn well how terrible of a movie Starship Troopers is, but I absolutely love it.
Title: Re: Favorite Bad Movies
Post by: childhood on December 17, 2017, 04:52:57 PM
Yeah, Paul Verhoeven movies are in like a different category.
Something like Starship Troopers or RoboCop are legitimately good, and have a lot of satire, despite maybe seeming dumb at first.

I'd put Showgirls and Total Recall somewhere in the middle.
Hollowman is a legitimately bad Verhoeven movie, that I genuinely like to watch.
Title: Re: Favorite Bad Movies
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on December 17, 2017, 08:53:34 PM
  The movie Seven with the ending scene.  The stinky head with kevin spacey narrarating is pretty much awesome.   They should definetely have shown the head tho.  Still best prop in a movie that I can think of.
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Post by: doomstation55 on December 17, 2017, 09:53:06 PM
Jupiter Ascending is an incredibly terrible high budget film. Definitely worth a watch.
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Post by: Trashcon on December 17, 2017, 10:13:19 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-dIdFXeFhs
Very bad movie but fun to watch.
Title: Re: Favorite Bad Movies
Post by: Mr. Fink on December 18, 2017, 09:51:13 PM
Troll 2 is legendarily bad.

http://youtu.be/HyophYBP_w4

Starring Kristian Svitak
Title: Re: Favorite Bad Movies
Post by: KoRnholio8 on December 19, 2017, 02:39:15 AM
this was funny to me as an adolescent, but it is a bad movie ... maybe watch it stoned or something
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9IG3wq2PNM
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Post by: JB on December 19, 2017, 06:12:16 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IHwKJOZZ6U

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iih5a2Zq_JU
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Post by: Mouth on December 20, 2017, 02:15:00 AM
http://youtu.be/KfWc47SEPA0
Title: Re: Favorite Bad Movies
Post by: assholo on December 20, 2017, 03:54:43 AM
Most distasteful bad movie is a tie between The Human Centipede (all of them), and Ebola Syndrome (though that has the best antagonist killing scene).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1SaN40u8Uk
Title: Re: Favorite Bad Movies
Post by: layzieyez on December 20, 2017, 05:43:53 AM
I prefer the subtitled version but here's the dub
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuSCN1GPeZU
Title: Re: Favorite Bad Movies
Post by: Dark Knight on December 21, 2017, 07:33:34 AM
http://youtu.be/KfWc47SEPA0

My man!
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Post by: Mongoloid on December 21, 2017, 08:44:59 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IHwKJOZZ6U

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iih5a2Zq_JU

Yoooo! Bad Taste is one of my favorite movies! I loved Dead Alive as well. Early Peter Jackson was rad.