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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Nag Champa on February 09, 2018, 04:00:07 PM

Title: How does SLAP work?
Post by: Nag Champa on February 09, 2018, 04:00:07 PM: When can I add and deduct points from people? 1,000 posts?? 5,000 posts? What is Temp Gnar? Why is the Gip so wound up?
Title: Re: How does SLAP work?
Post by: Surf-goth on February 09, 2018, 04:03:14 PM: "All this and more after a quick commercial break!" 📺
Title: Re: How does SLAP work?
Post by: h00man on February 09, 2018, 04:05:22 PM: The more you complain about the current state and politics of skateboarding, the faster you will become a pal.
Title: Re: How does SLAP work?
Post by: streetsoup on February 09, 2018, 04:13:10 PM: How long did it take some of you PALS to reach 1000?
Title: Re: How does SLAP work?
Post by: CHONGO on February 09, 2018, 04:18:47 PM: Quote from: streetsoup on February 09, 2018, 04:13:10 PM
How long did it take some of you PALS to reach 1000?
few days
Title: Re: How does SLAP work?
Post by: DCLOVE on February 09, 2018, 04:21:14 PM: Quote from: streetsoup on February 09, 2018, 04:13:10 PM
How long did it take some of you PALS to reach 1000?

Like nine years
Title: Re: How does SLAP work?
Post by: Atiba Applebum on February 09, 2018, 04:24:39 PM: Quote from: streetsoup on February 09, 2018, 04:13:10 PM
How long did it take some of you PALS to reach 1000?

I bought 300 posts from an Estonian “collective” through the dark web
Title: Re: How does SLAP work?
Post by: 7 year old on February 09, 2018, 04:29:25 PM: send me 20 bucks you can have my account I'm serious
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Post by: 7 year old on February 09, 2018, 04:30:38 PM: I can totally change people's number-point things I swear
Title: Re: How does SLAP work?
Post by: GAY on February 09, 2018, 04:33:36 PM: Send nudes and I'll hook you up.
Title: Re: How does SLAP work?
Post by: 7 year old on February 09, 2018, 04:39:48 PM: by "20 bucks" I also meant nudes.
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Post by: ice nine on February 09, 2018, 04:44:07 PM: back in the day there was no rep points. a gnar gave u +1 posts and a kook took a post away
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Post by: MexicanSpaniard on February 09, 2018, 04:45:27 PM: go to the help section dick
Title: Re: How does SLAP work?
Post by: bawtawd5 on February 09, 2018, 04:53:16 PM: (https://i.imgur.com/fjJf7cO.png)
Title: Re: How does SLAP work?
Post by: straight on February 09, 2018, 05:07:30 PM: fred ball
Title: Re: How does SLAP work?
Post by: offkilter on February 09, 2018, 05:20:24 PM: Quote from: straight on February 09, 2018, 05:07:30 PM
fred ball

legend!
Title: Re: How does SLAP work?
Post by: streetsoup on February 09, 2018, 05:22:39 PM: Quote from: DCLOVE on February 09, 2018, 04:21:14 PM
Quote from: streetsoup on February 09, 2018, 04:13:10 PM
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How long did it take some of you PALS to reach 1000?
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Like nine years

At the rate im going that's how long it will take me haha
Title: Re: How does SLAP work?
Post by: Nag Champa on February 09, 2018, 05:37:24 PM: Quote from: GAY on February 09, 2018, 04:33:36 PM
Send nudes and I'll hook you up.

I can't find the dirtP thread.
Title: Re: How does SLAP work?
Post by: ChuckRamone on February 09, 2018, 07:33:58 PM: make fun of skaters with kickstarters to fund their skating but foster a spirit of charitable giving by unquestioningly supporting the swoosh so poor, starving skateboard professionals can "put food on their tables." do that for long enough and kiss enough ass of the cool guy clique here and you will be granted pal status in no time.
Title: Re: How does SLAP work?
Post by: VHS ERA on February 09, 2018, 08:36:45 PM: Idk I’m just tryna figure out why I’m supposed to care about Fred Gall
Title: Re: How does SLAP work?
Post by: UselessAsshole on February 09, 2018, 08:42:53 PM: Quote from: VHS ERA on February 09, 2018, 08:36:45 PM
Idk I’m just tryna figure out why I’m supposed to care about Fred Gall

Them's fightin words!
Title: Re: How does SLAP work?
Post by: Shifty Flip on February 09, 2018, 08:49:00 PM: SLAP doesn't work, it's what you do when you're at work.
Title: Re: How does SLAP work?
Post by: Francis Xavier on February 09, 2018, 09:11:05 PM: GANG!
Title: Re: How does SLAP work?
Post by: JusticeAbberdash on February 09, 2018, 09:25:35 PM: Quote from: VHS ERA on February 09, 2018, 08:36:45 PM
Idk I’m just tryna figure out why I’m supposed to care about Fred Gall

GET OUT
Title: Re: How does SLAP work?
Post by: GinosGroceries on February 09, 2018, 09:29:52 PM: Quote from: VHS ERA on February 09, 2018, 08:36:45 PM
Idk I’m just tryna figure out why I’m supposed to care about Fred Gall

Look his mangina in the eye and all will be revealed.
Title: Re: How does SLAP work?
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on February 09, 2018, 09:34:42 PM: Temp Gnar is part of an underground sex ring funded by David Geffen and Huma Abedin
Title: Re: How does SLAP work?
Post by: doublesteveburger on February 09, 2018, 09:44:59 PM: Fred Gall. Of. Krooked. Spanly.
Title: Re: How does SLAP work?
Post by: Hypnotoad on February 09, 2018, 10:39:42 PM: Quote from: streetsoup on February 09, 2018, 04:13:10 PM
How long did it take some of you PALS to reach 1000?
About 10 years
Title: Re: How does SLAP work?
Post by: charge on February 09, 2018, 11:29:20 PM: don't register and lurk for 10 years but never post anything like i did.
Title: Re: How does SLAP work?
Post by: SodaJerk on February 09, 2018, 11:39:59 PM: Quote from: fulltechnicalskizzy on February 09, 2018, 09:34:42 PM
Temp Gnar is part of an underground sex ring funded by David Geffen and Huma Abedin
You are so fucking reported mister.
Title: Re: How does SLAP work?
Post by: asakusa75 on February 10, 2018, 03:01:25 AM: Quote from: doublesteveburger on February 09, 2018, 09:44:59 PM
Fred Gall. Of. Krooked. Spanly.

100% accurate.
Title: Re: How does SLAP work?
Post by: ArtVandelay on February 10, 2018, 11:13:56 AM: Quote from: Francis Xavier on February 09, 2018, 09:11:05 PM
GANG!

Help me - What does this mean?
Title: Re: How does SLAP work?
Post by: Francis Xavier on February 10, 2018, 11:39:32 AM: Quote from: ArtVandelay on February 10, 2018, 11:13:56 AM
Quote from: Francis Xavier on February 09, 2018, 09:11:05 PM
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GANG!
[close]

Help me - What does this mean?
Go for a nice long skate somewhere,and while your hair is being swept away in the wind after you snap a few ollies, and maybe a kickflip up a curb...look inside yourself-- the answer is right there.
Title: Re: How does SLAP work?
Post by: SodaJerk on February 10, 2018, 11:46:20 AM: Quote from: Francis Xavier on February 10, 2018, 11:39:32 AM
Quote from: ArtVandelay on February 10, 2018, 11:13:56 AM
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Quote from: Francis Xavier on February 09, 2018, 09:11:05 PM
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GANG!
[close]

Help me - What does this mean?
[close]
Go for a nice long skate somewhere,and while your hair is being swept away in the wind after you snap a few ollies, and maybe a kickflip up a curb...look inside yourself-- the answer is right there.
GANG!
Title: Re: How does SLAP work?
Post by: LemThurdy on February 10, 2018, 01:02:47 PM: GaNG GaNG
Title: Re: How does SLAP work?
Post by: straight on February 10, 2018, 01:43:37 PM: the slap experience
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-lQHga-fQCk
Title: Re: How does SLAP work?
Post by: pabloalvarado on February 10, 2018, 02:03:01 PM: Roger, I mean Bubblegum-Tate make the 9club thread on Monday’s...
Title: Re: How does SLAP work?
Post by: coyote2425 on February 10, 2018, 05:19:17 PM: Quote from: Shifty Flip on February 09, 2018, 08:49:00 PM
SLAP doesn't work, it's what you do when you're at work.

Truth.
Title: Re: How does SLAP work?
Post by: Fred Ball on February 11, 2018, 07:46:15 AM: Quote from: offkilter on February 09, 2018, 05:20:24 PM
Quote from: straight on February 09, 2018, 05:07:30 PM
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fred ball
[close]

legend!

Blessings and gnars to both of you.
Dirts win.
Title: Re: How does SLAP work?
Post by: Fred Ball on February 11, 2018, 07:58:05 AM: (https://i.imgur.com/Z3d7nTM.jpg?5)
Title: Re: How does SLAP work?
Post by: JusticeAbberdash on February 11, 2018, 10:35:52 AM: ow
Title: Re: How does SLAP work?
Post by: POOSYBITCH on February 11, 2018, 08:52:38 PM: Slap only works if you suck enough dick to make it in to temp gnar at 1000 posts. They'll judge the fuck out of you in there before hand though and then "welcome you to the club" with a congratulatory hand job. From then on you can flex your e-peen with all the gnars and kooks you want (1 a day per user) and sleep fucking well at night knowing you did god's work.
Title: Re: How does SLAP work?
Post by: POOSYBITCH on February 11, 2018, 08:54:35 PM: Just don't post colin reed videos in there though, he's a genius, and his work is way more important than other videographers.
Title: Re: How does SLAP work?
Post by: doublesteveburger on February 11, 2018, 09:01:03 PM: you say that like it's a bad thing
Title: Re: How does SLAP work?
Post by: POOSYBITCH on February 11, 2018, 09:01:11 PM: See, they even kook obvious troll accounts. FEELS GOOD.
Title: Re: How does SLAP work?
Post by: POOSYBITCH on February 11, 2018, 09:03:04 PM: Quote from: doublesteveburger on February 11, 2018, 09:01:03 PM
you say that like it's a bad thing
Did I? There were some positives in there I thought.
Title: Re: How does SLAP work?
Post by: PincherBug on February 11, 2018, 09:06:26 PM: Poosy do you hate Bobby too?
Title: Re: How does SLAP work?
Post by: POOSYBITCH on February 11, 2018, 09:11:06 PM: Quote from: PincherBug on February 11, 2018, 09:06:26 PM
Poosy do you hate Bobby too?
I don't hate bobby. I think he's a dork with a power trip, and I kind of feel bad for him. I hate the hypocrisy though. He's like a shitty security guard in a prius with lights on top, flexing his guard card.
Title: Re: How does SLAP work?
Post by: PincherBug on February 11, 2018, 09:18:43 PM: Haha I knew it was you Dwarf! You bitter fuck.
Title: Re: How does SLAP work?
Post by: darkslideoftheforce on February 12, 2018, 03:16:10 AM: free gnars for everyone in this thread. you're welcome
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Post by: ROBERTO BOLIVIA on February 12, 2018, 09:19:39 AM: Quote from: PincherBug on February 11, 2018, 09:18:43 PM
Haha I knew it was you Dwarf! You bitter fuck.
I'm not bitter, maybe a little petty, but this shit it hilarious. Trying so hard to hold on to the sanctity of this shit board, fuck those guys lol. "I'm gonna ban you!" Right, it's really working...
Title: Re: How does SLAP work?
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on February 12, 2018, 10:33:24 AM: yet you still keep coming back.
you must hold some value to it.
Title: Re: How does SLAP work?
Post by: Level 1 Dwarf Paladin on February 12, 2018, 11:39:42 AM: Quote from: somethingmustbreaknow on February 12, 2018, 10:33:24 AM
yet you still keep coming back.
you must hold some value to it.
I blew out both of my ankles in the last two years. I still skate.
Title: Re: How does SLAP work?
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on February 12, 2018, 12:43:38 PM: :-*
Title: Re: How does SLAP work?
Post by: Joclo on February 12, 2018, 01:03:09 PM: Quote from: POOSYBITCH on February 11, 2018, 08:52:38 PM
Slap only works if you suck enough dick to make it in to temp gnar at 1000 posts. They'll judge the fuck out of you in there before hand though and then "welcome you to the club" with a congratulatory hand job. From then on you can flex your e-peen with all the gnars and kooks you want (1 a day per user) and sleep fucking well at night knowing you did god's work.

gack gack gack gack...